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Former HP CEO Carly Fiorina Announces Bid For White House

seven of five writes: According to Reuters, "Former Hewlett-Packard Co Chief Executive Carly Fiorina announced on Monday she is running for president, becoming the only woman in the pack of Republican candidates for the White House in 2016. ... Fiorina registers near the bottom of polls of the dozen or so Republican hopefuls and has never held public office. But she has already attracted warm receptions at events in the early voting state of Iowa where she is positioning herself as a conservative, pro-business Republican highly critical of Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton. Fiorina was forced by HP to resign in 2005 as the tech company struggled to digest Compaq after a $19 billion merger."

As part of her announcement, she said, "I think I'm the best person for the job because I understand how the economy actually works. I understand the world, who's in it, how the world works." I'm sure we'll soon begin hearing from all the HP employees, current and former, who have nothing but love for Carly F.

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  1. "The Ego" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Carly "The Ego" Fiorina.

    Her ego covers a land mass the size of Maine.

    1. Re:"The Ego" by pla · · Score: 5, Funny

      Whoah whoah whoah there!

      We use standard units around here, none of that "furlongs per fortnight" crap.

      You'll need to rephrase that in multiples of Rhode Island, please.

    2. Re:"The Ego" by bkmoore · · Score: 5, Funny

      Whoah whoah whoah there! We use standard units around here, none of that "furlongs per fortnight" crap...

      How many British Thermal Units per hour is she capable of performing when at peak capacity?
      For extra credit: What is the BTU/h per stone, i.e. specific power?
      Please show all unit conversions and penmanship counts.

    3. Re:"The Ego" by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Funny

      How big is her ego exactly? Can you express it in Donald Trumps? (The standard measure of ego size.)

      Wrong. The standard unit of ego is the microtrump. A full trump is way too big for any practical use. That would be like expressing the power of your lawnmower motor as 1.2e-34 solar outputs.

    4. Re:"The Ego" by 31415926535897 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, it's hard to tell, so I propose that we burn her and find out exactly how many BTUs she contains.

  2. LOL LOL OMG.. HAHAHAHA by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I think I'm the best person for the job because I understand how the economy actually works. I understand the world, who's in it, how the world works."

    Oh Carly.. setting yourself up for a stand up career?

    1. Re:LOL LOL OMG.. HAHAHAHA by pushing-robot · · Score: 5, Funny

      She can see the economy from her house!

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  3. I slept with her in college. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    She kept shouting "UNACCEPTABLE" during it, and then finished on her own with some sort of power drill. It was the worst night of my life.

  4. Oh yeah, sign me up by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 4, Funny

    Carly would probably lay off Congress and ship all their jobs to India, spend 13 trazillion dollars to buy Somalia, end all federal highway and other infrastructure funds; and drive the dollar down to 1$ == 12 slices of bread.

    1. Re:Oh yeah, sign me up by Jethro · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Carly would probably lay off Congress

      See, that I could actually get behind.

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  5. Actually, it makes sense by bledri · · Score: 4, Funny

    In general the GOP wants to reduce the size of government. She was very successful at reducing the size of HP. Clearly she is the perfect choice.

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  6. Re:All aboard the FAIL train by jandrese · · Score: 5, Funny

    Certainly you have heard of a place called Bengahzi? The Republican attack machine already considers it the worst attack on America since the War of Independence and according to them she personally orchestrated the attacks with help from Khaleid Sheik Mohammad and George Soros. They'll eventually get that report out of Congress saying exactly this if they try enough times.

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