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Douglas Williams Pleads Guilty To Training Customers To Beat Polygraph

For quite a while, we've been following the case of Douglas Gene Williams, accused of and indicted for teaching people to pass polygraph tests that they might otherwise have been unable to, and for the claims he made in advertising this training -- and specifically for showing his techniques to some undercover Federal agents. Now, reports Ars Technica, Williams has pleaded guilty to five charges of obstruction of justice and mail fraud. From the article: Williams isn't the first person prosecuted for these type of allegations. An Indiana man was accused of offering similar services and was sentenced in 2013 to eight months in prison. The judge presiding over the case said the case blended a "gray area" of First Amendment speech and the unlawful act of instructing people to lie on polygraph tests issued by the federal government. Williams' site, Polygraph.com, is now defunct.

246 comments

  1. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand the point of spam like this... *shrug* each to their own I suppose but I'd prefer to spend my time more productively.

  2. They wore him down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The indictment says Williams told an undercover agent that "I haven't lived this long and fucked the government this long, and done such a controversial thing that I do for this long, and got away with it without any trouble whatsoever, by being a dumb ass." The authorities said he told another undercover agent that "I've taught a lot of those guys. In fact, there's a lot of government agents—FBI, Secret Service, NSA, all of those alphabet agencies—that have already retired, that I taught, years ago. And I know what I'm doing, and you will pass with no problem."

    That's called "puffery" in the law or marketing to the rest of us.

    Polygraph machines were invented in 1921 and their results are usually not admissible as evidence in court.

    And why was law enforement - the Fucked up Bureau of Idiocy - FBI wasting millions of taxpayer dollars going after this guy?! Hmmm?!

    The government wore this guy down, buried him in legal fees, stress, harassment, and just plain assholishness over a man that has shown polygraphs to be pseudo scientific bullshit.

    Douglas Williams is actually innocent but just made a plea to get the grunts with the badges and guns off his back.

    1. Re:They wore him down. by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lie detectors are weird. They are kind of like Monty Pythons faith based apartment blocks.

      They work (more or less) on people who believe they work. If someone publicly exposes how much they don't work, they will stop working at all.

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    2. Re:They wore him down. by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      So they're the placebo of tests?

    3. Re:They wore him down. by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly. Except it's being used as a prop by the examiner. Who is the real 'lie detector'. He just bluffs people into fessing up.

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    4. Re:They wore him down. by davester666 · · Score: 1

      No, that is effectively saying "I will help you to defraud the gov't".

      If he had stopped with "I will teach you how to be a polygraph test", then the gov't would have a difficult time convicting him.

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    5. Re:They wore him down. by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

      I can teach you how to defraud the government.

      Hire a tax attorney/CPA to do your taxes.

      That or lobby for bills giving your company huge tax breaks and or subsidized tax payer monies.

    6. Re:They wore him down. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Yes, this. It seems like the logic here is 'to get a gov't job, you must pass a polygraph test. This man taught people how to skew the results of that test.'

      Note that the requirement to get the gov't job isn't 'be truthful and accurate when answering questions about things like criminal history,' but 'pass the polygraph.' Validity of the polygraph doesn't enter into it.

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    7. Re:They wore him down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:They wore him down. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      So they're the placebo of tests?

      No. Placebos actually work. Lie detectors on the other hand, are just machines for confirming law enforcement biases.

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    9. Re:They wore him down. by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Orkish technology. It works because everyone involved believes it works. Or doesn't let on otherwise.

      I hear the red polygraphs work best.

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    10. Re:They wore him down. by He+Who+Has+No+Name · · Score: 1

      I have heard more than one defense attorney who has gone up against federal prosecutions admit they recommended suicide to their clients as a preferable alternative to the nightmare of being hounded, persecuted, slowly destroyed, and turned into a pariah by the federal monster.

      I'm not even slightly joking.

    11. Re:They wore him down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't "work".
      All a polygraph does is show the bias of the interviewer.

    12. Re:They wore him down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientology "freek" meters are more acurate than a "lie" detector test.

    13. Re:They wore him down. by delt0r · · Score: 1

      This is infact false. They don't even work then. The "believe" they work is when the tester, typically well trained in interrogation techniques, catches you in a lie. They don't use the polygraph machine for this *at all*. It is a classic give someone enough rope trick and they will eventually contradict themselves.

      The sqiggly lines on the page, have zero information about if someone is lying.

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    14. Re:They wore him down. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I've read that they can be a useful interrogation tool. Forget the nonsense about detecting lies, that doesn't work. Having an indication that the person being interrogated has a strong emotional response to one particular line of questioning can be real handy.

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  3. WTF by Guy+From+V · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm saying this before I RTFA so I'll revisit this statement if it makes me rethink but...why the fuck is it unlawful to teach people to "defeat" a method that doesn't even hold water within the very same legal system he is forced to plead guilt?

    1. Re:WTF by will_die · · Score: 4, Informative

      He could teach people how to defeat them all he wants with no problem. The problem was he had people come to him and they told him they were going to being taking a government issued test and need to know how to lie about specific crimes they had committed.
      At that point he is assisting in that person committing fraud.
      It is the same for lock picking. You can teach it all you want. However if a person comes up to you and says I want to learn how to pick lock type X so I can break into my neighbors house, you are now in trouble if you teach them how to do so.

    2. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      I'm saying this before I RTFA so I'll revisit this statement if it makes me rethink but...why the fuck is it unlawful to teach people to "defeat" a method that doesn't even hold water within the very same legal system he is forced to plead guilt?

      Because "unlawful" does not mean illegal. Lawful means explicitly allowed by law. Unlawful means not explicitly allowed by law. The police state would have you conflate unlawful with illegal, and in doing so can imprison or censor anyone for doing anything not explicitly allowed by law. This is a new linguistic development, perpetuated by state and reinforced by its mainstream media propagandists.

      For instance, this is why "Network Neutrality" is a bad idea. The legislation is full of the terms "lawful" and "unlawful" content. People see "lawful content" and think "anything that's legal to send" but that really means, "any content explicitly allowed by legislation"; People see "unlawful content" and think, "things that are explicitly illegal" but that really means, "anything not explicitly allowed by law." For instance, in the Net Neutrality legislation this means a new protocol or caching system not already explicitly permitted is "unlawful".

      Unlawful shouldn't mean illegal, but that's the way things are going. Even if these terms aren't used in the ruling above, the fact that you're thinking of them as analogs for legal and illegal is the point, that is what manufactures consent for limitation of freedoms. It's the opposite scope of how illegal and legal were previously applied. Where once all freedoms were legal unless explicitly prohibited by law, the powers that be have pivoted their new legislations such that the scope of freedom is limited to only what is explicitly allowed.

    3. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even more laughable is the claim that "teaching people to pass $X tests that they might otherwise have been unable to" is somehow a problem. If that's the case, then they should go after bigger fish (schools, colleges, and universities, where X=math, English, etc), before they go after this guy with X=polygraph.

    4. Re:WTF by Guy+From+V · · Score: 0

      adjective: 1.not lawful; contrary to law; illegal.

      http://www.merriam-webster.com...
      http://dictionary.reference.co...

    5. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm saying this before I RTFA so I'll revisit this statement if it makes me rethink but...why the fuck is it unlawful to teach people to "defeat" a method that doesn't even hold water within the very same legal system he is forced to plead guilt?

      my recollection from the last time this story came up was that, it wasn't just the fact he was teaching them how to beat a polygraph, but that he encouraged his customers to use this knowledge to lie on government job applications. Teaching something is one thing. Teaching it while encouraging using the knowledge to commit a crime is another.

    6. Re:WTF by swb · · Score: 1

      I would think that a lot of the government agent type job applicants are very familiar with polygraphs already and likely know how to minimize their effectiveness already.

      Maybe somebody applying to be a file clerk at the DEA wouldn't, but my guess is also most of those kinds of jobs aren't subject to this level of scrutiny.

    7. Re:WTF by Guy+From+V · · Score: 1

      This makes sense in a technical way, I concede. I guess it only brings me back to thinking how wrong (morally and technically) it is that something like polygraph test results are enshrined by law.

    8. Re:WTF by GinRummy33 · · Score: 1

      Goose and Gander, seems to me, since police are allowed to lie through their teeth to suspects when questioning them. Indeed, it is a standard and frequently used tactic to goad confessions and gain evidence. So I see no reason why you can lie back if you are not under grand jury oath. Cops are no longer the good guys in my mind, they are a gang just like any group of armed street thugs who get away with whatever their power allows. I don't think they are worse than they were in the past, I just think they are getting away with it less.

    9. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you might be wrong.
      I don't know about the US constitution, but where I live, ours contains the equivalent of "It is permitted to do anything not forbidden by law, passed by the senate, and blabla".
      That effectively makes everything not explicitly forbidden lawful (the constitution is a law), and thus effectively conflates both terms.

    10. Re:WTF by njnnja · · Score: 2

      They should have hooked him up to a polygraph machine and asked him if he had ever given someone information about how to lie about a specific crime. If he passed, then he didn't do it!

    11. Re:WTF by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      And this, kids, is a prime example of what what's known as "wishful thinking".

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    12. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He could teach people how to defeat them all he wants with no problem. The problem was he had people come to him and they told him they were going to being taking a government issued test and need to know how to lie about specific crimes they had committed.

      Actually a polygraph test involves control questions where you are expected to lie (or 'use deception' as they would call it). So lying during a polygraph isn't wrong, it is actually required, if you are 100% honest the test will either be inconclusive or you will fail. Why would it be a problem to teach people to do during a polygraph test what is expected of them to do during a polygraph test?

    13. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not a crime to lie during a polygraph test. The test will involve control questions where you are actually expected to lie, and being honest on those questions will increase your chances of failing the test, because they will compare your reactions during the control questions (where they assume you lied) to your reactions to the actual questions. Even if you are completely innocent, being 100% honest will increase your chances of failing the test.

    14. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm saying this before I RTFA so I'll revisit this statement if it makes me rethink but...why the fuck is it unlawful to teach people to "defeat" a method that doesn't even hold water within the very same legal system he is forced to plead guilt?

      Here's an analogy to make it make more sense:
      1. Please teach me how to use this sniper rifle.
      2. Please teach me how to kill my ex with this sniper rifle.

      Responding to scenario 1 is legal. Responding to scenario 2 isn't. Why? Because you're actively participating in the commission of a crime.

    15. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like a good idea, except for the question of who gives the test. Remember, polygraph tests aren't objective tests. Any polygraph enthusiast will tell you that polygraph results have to be "interpreted" by an experienced polygraph examiner. In other words, the polygraph examiner is the one who decides if you're lying or not.

    16. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except with a polygraph test, the scenarios change to:
      1. Please teach me how to eat this jelly bean.
      2. Please teach me how to launch nuclear missiles by eating this jelly bean.
      Are you defrauding a deluded man? Perhaps. Are you participating in his commission of a crime? Not unless one can really launch missiles by eating jelly beans.

    17. Re:WTF by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      it's just a jobs creation scam.

      and for keeping the black people out of key positions, of course. the system only provides money(and power) to the people running the tests - people who shouldn't have a job in the first place there. the person administrating the test essentially pulls the answers out of his ass and reads the signs as he wishes. furthermore the whole concept of it was created as a stress test. like, I always wondered, how it's supposed to test between a lie and just being really stressed about being asked if you drove over a pedestrian last week?

      at least it's not as silly as the french handwriting analysis.

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    18. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My lawyer wold say, very quickly, if you believe this I cannot help you. Are you sure your recollections correct?
      If you asked me a hypothetical then I can tell you what outcomes may apply. If you admitted this,the this would happen. If you could not recall this and that, and said 'no recollection' then this might be the outcome.
      Broadly he must have been stupid.
      Go to OJ's lawyer - he know the tricks.

    19. Re:WTF by Chalnoth · · Score: 1

      Because law enforcement really seems to believe the pseudo-scientific bullshit that is lie detection.

    20. Re:WTF by Chalnoth · · Score: 1

      Except for the problem that lie detectors don't work.

      This is rather like teaching a person how to get a psychic to give an incorrect prediction.

  4. Pledge innocent and demand polygraph for himself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Couldn't he just pledged innocent and prove it with a polygraph test?

  5. Re:The trick... by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The other method is to simply be born a psychopath with an absence of conscience. So what point the test when 1% of the human population, 20% of the prison population and 50% of violent crimes are the statistics for psychopaths. So what are they trying to achieve, let 50% of violent crimes go unprosecuted when those psychopaths readily pass the test.

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  6. Re:The trick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's one weird trick.

  7. Knowledge is bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's not prosecute people who lie under oath.

    Or review our policy of using a technology that can be fooled.

    No, no. Let's prosecute the guy sharing information. Yeah, that'll make us safe.

  8. Illeagal Teaching? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel like teaching anyone anything should never be illegal. Wanting to learn is the most natural human trait in the world.

    1. Re:Illeagal Teaching? by LaurenCates · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have a slightly more, shall we say, nuanced but generally agreeing position, in that much in the way I associate with people that are referred to as "hackers", are really people that are simply curious and want to learn how to do things, but in general aren't interested in doing anything criminal with that information.

      And that's a GOOD THING.

      I've had to explain to a few people why knowing about things like Trojans and rootkits, and lockpicking and social engineering is GOOD in the hands of good people who can use it to defend against people who aren't nearly as good.

      It's better than sticking your fingers in your ears and saying "lalalalalala bad things won't get me if I just ignore them".

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    2. Re:Illeagal Teaching? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the guy who wants to control what you get to learn ("good") and what you don't get to learn ("evil"). You were born someone else's bitch. If you don't follow the rules the whole system is designed to take care of you.

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    3. Re:Illeagal Teaching? by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      I feel like teaching anyone anything should never be illegal. Wanting to learn is the most natural human trait in the world.

      Great. I'll open up a terrorism school where I teach people how to fly planes into buildings, assassinate government leaders, sabotage trains, make poison gases, bombs, and other weapons of mass destruction. I'm just teaching so it shouldn't be illegal.

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    4. Re:Illeagal Teaching? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel like teaching anyone anything should never be illegal. Wanting to learn is the most natural human trait in the world.

      Great. I'll open up a terrorism school where I teach people how to fly planes into buildings, assassinate government leaders, sabotage trains, make poison gases, bombs, and other weapons of mass destruction. I'm just teaching so it shouldn't be illegal.

      So you are in favor of someone banning knowledge of chemistry, physics, guns, and tactics?

    5. Re:Illeagal Teaching? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Teach the skills, and don't advertise any illegal use for them. Bonus points if you can get a bunch of suspense writers to join the class.

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  9. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Interesting

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  10. Re:The trick... by cyberchondriac · · Score: 2

    I think that's backwards... you do that when you tell the truth, it raises your blood pressure and heart rate for the baseline.

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  11. poor guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The man has to plead guilty for telling the truth. Lie test is just a scam to begin with, and the guy is just instructing people how to beat the scam.

    1. Re:poor guy by bobbied · · Score: 1

      The man has to plead guilty for telling the truth. Lie test is just a scam to begin with, and the guy is just instructing people how to beat the scam.

      Polygraphs are NOT scams, they are but a tool you can use to try and determine if somebody is lying or not. But like any tool, they have their limitations. Just like that stud finder in your tool box sometimes doesn't show the stud, or may report one that's not really there, polygraphs may have false triggers and fail to spot the real thing.

      If you are intent on getting away with your lie, you don't beat the polygraph really, you trick the operator who's using the polygraph. He was training folks the methods you can use to fool the operator to not be able to calibrate the tool, or to fail to properly interpret the results by supplying confusing readings... It is the operator you are fooling, not the device.

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    2. Re:poor guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike a polygraph a stud finder has an actual scientific basis for working.

    3. Re:poor guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh for fucks sake, lie detectors ARE A FUCKING SCAM. They are not a tool, they are psuedoscience bullshit.

    4. Re:poor guy by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Polygraphs are NOT scams, they are but a tool you can use to try and determine if somebody is lying or not. But like any tool, they have their limitations.

      Polygraphs are like e-meters: they measure something, but that something has nothing to do with their stated purpose, making them scams.

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    5. Re:poor guy by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Polygraphs are NOT scams, they are but a tool you can use to try and determine if somebody is lying or not. But like any tool, they have their limitations.

      Polygraphs are like e-meters: they measure something, but that something has nothing to do with their stated purpose, making them scams.

      No, they actually DO work in the majority of cases.. The problem is you simply cannot tell if it's accurate in any specific case. Polygraphs are just tools.

      However, this doesn't mean polygraphs are not used for other purposes. I've seen cases where they where used in marital counseling, but it wasn't about catching lies (though that's what the counselor said it was) but about assuring one party of the other's truthfulness on an impossible to prove question. I also imagine that they are used to intimidate suspects in investigations from time to time. But neither of the above uses mean that the polygraph is a scam, though they are used as part of some scams.

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  12. Re:The trick... by megahurts.gr · · Score: 5, Informative

    No, it is not to clench your anus while you lie.

    It is to clench your anus while the machine is being calibrated, prior to the questions.

    Then, while you lie (or tell the truth but simply feel uncomfortable) the machine will not register your anxiety because it has been calibrated too high.

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  13. Lie detector tests are fiction by jetkust · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can't believe people take these seriously. A polygraph is supposed to be a lie detector test, but all it does is tests vital signs. There is absolutely no way to prove if it's correct or not, so what is the point? If a polygraph was worth anything whatsoever, they wouldn't be worried about somebody being trained to beat it.

    1. Re:Lie detector tests are fiction by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      It's one small part of the background check when you apply for certain sensitive government jobs. It may not be a very effective part. However, having people take actions to compromise the background checks is a problem. Depending on what access somebody is potentially being given, these things range from almost nothing to very thorough interviews with close acquaintances. Pass and work for the government. Fail and move on. No harm no foul. But cheating is a different story.

    2. Re:Lie detector tests are fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's just a psychological harassment technique used to coerce confessions and get rid of undesirable employees who they suspect but can't fire without cause. They pull some bullshit number of "guilty people" out of their ass and then pay the examiners a commission based on the number of confessions they can extract. If the examiner "under-performs" then they replace them with someone who is more adept at brow-beating people with heart conditions.

      "He's telling the truth, clean as a whistle." 100% of the time doesn't put food on the table for the guy who is charging 6-7 figures as a consultant to find communists and homosexuals among the flock of god-fearing DoD employees.

      The DoD security clearance racket should be ruled an unconstitutional impediment to the free exercise of religion(as it is obviously biased against Atheists and Muslims). Abolish security clearances and step up enforcement on ITAR violations. If they spent 1/10 the money they spend on background checks and polygraph examinations on SELinux integration in DoD networks and training their staff then the Chinese would have a small fraction of the intel/assets they currently have.

      Polygraphs aren't about catching spies, they're about discouraging the vices/crimes among their ranks which are exploited by foreign intelligence implants for the purpose of blackmail. The only proof you need that Polygraphs are smoke and mirrors is the number of security clearance holders fired and convicted for child pornography possession vs. the number who were caught as a result of polygraphs. The unfortunate truth is the majority of Douglas Williams customers were probably pedophiles, black panthers, and eco-terrorists. The Chinese/Korean foreign nationals got their training before they landed on US soil. The DoD probably tells the polygraph examiners to pass 100% of them and then feeds all of them counter-intelligence/misinformation. Sure, 90% of them are a drain on the DoD budget, but that's a small price to pay for a 10% success rate of surveillance operations on the official cover "handlers" working out of the embassies.

      You want to know who the spies are? Put a Raspberry Pi outside the house of every Chinese diplomats house and record phone MAC addresses. The ones who got sent home? Probably a diplomatic incident/spy. The ones taking walks/public transit/cabs/uber/lyft so their license plate won't get tracked? That's the dead drop pickup. FBI follows the assholes around with aerial surveillance and tries to figure out who is making the drop(and where).

      CCTV all over the city? That's facial recognition for correlating face matches to location & clearances. Then they stick the bastards in a room with a polygraph examiner and squeeze them. The ones who confess are referred to the FBI for kiddie porn prosecution, the ones who have nothing to hide get their cell phones/laptop/pc wiretapped by the NSA.

      The ones who pass with flying colors? Those are the spies.

      They reassign them and then put them in quarantine with garbage intel until they need to do a swap with China/Korea for one of our guys who got busted. We "discover" the sedition, then prosecute, secure a conviction, and then put them on a chartered airplane/or let them sweat in a cell until the Chinese/Korea catch one of our guys.

    3. Re:Lie detector tests are fiction by laughingskeptic · · Score: 2

      The polygraph as used by the DoD and related agencies has very little to do with 'detecting lies'. It is MUCH more a grueling personality test in the guise of a lie detector test. It may use the same equipment that local law enforcement uses, but the intent of the session is very different. The #1 key to passing is to not punch the examiner in the nose. By the end of the day this is more difficult than it sounds.

    4. Re:Lie detector tests are fiction by bobbied · · Score: 1

      What spy novels are you reading...

      Not nearly true... They ask you a series of questions that you know in advance and nothing the operator says need be taken personally. If they do anything else, it's not really a polygraph.

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    5. Re:Lie detector tests are fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe people take these seriously. A polygraph is supposed to be a lie detector test, but all it does is tests vital signs. There is absolutely no way to prove if it's correct or not, so what is the point? If a polygraph was worth anything whatsoever, they wouldn't be worried about somebody being trained to beat it.

      The point is it all comes down to who "interprets" the results. Just like showing the same poor x-ray to three or four different doctors/x-ray techs and you will get three or four different interpretations. All the prosecution will say is that the suspect failed a polygraph. They will never answer the question about how many times he succeeded before you got a fail. Which is the whole point of the scam, getting the sucker to continually repeat taking the test until he fails. Here's how it works (this tactic is used by my local PD).

      1. The cops grill you for a few hours in an interrogation room trying to get you to confess.
      2. Lead you in to take the test.
      3. If you pass, the operator claims the test was "inconclusive" and they take you back to the interrogation room and sweat you for another hour or two while they "recalibrate" the machine (and the data from this successful test becomes "unavailable").
      4. Return to step 2.

    6. Re:Lie detector tests are fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe people take these seriously. A polygraph is supposed to be a lie detector test, but all it does is tests vital signs. There is absolutely no way to prove if it's correct or not, so what is the point? If a polygraph was worth anything whatsoever, they wouldn't be worried about somebody being trained to beat it.

      Almost nobody here has figured this out, a PERSON is a lie detector, a polygraph is a machine they use to measure reactions in you they can't see.
      Before anyone writes it off as a scam, how does a PERSON try to catch someone in a lie with no tools? Now arm them with heart rate, perspiration, etc. monitoring during the interview and tell me how that would not improve the success rate.

      If a person is interviewing/interrogating you, THEY are the lie detector.

  14. Re:The trick... by rot26 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe the truth is that the NSA (etc) is looking for psychopaths to recruit.

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  15. Obligatory it's not a lie if you believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Such a shame. He should've used his talents to train customers to beat something useful, like cancer.

  16. The scam has it's uses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    See, most people watch TV that shows lie detector tests to be accurate. You know, on TV the criminal fails and then spills his guts even when his TV attorney says "don't say anything."

    Now, if you want to scare a suspect, you put him on that machine. Shit, I know it's a fraud, but I'd be real intimidated being hooked up and having the grunts with their badges and guns looking on - to be honest. I would NOT be a cool as a cucumber guy. As a matter of fact, I am such a neurotic that if you asked me about my breakfast, my vitals would go ballistic! I was born feeling guilty!

    Anyway, my point being is that the FBI wants this little piece of pseudoscience to keep their arrest stats up and intimidate people.

  17. Streisand effect in 5...4... by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

    By trying to silence the guy who tells you how to beat the polygraph (a useless test by all accounts, as far as the 'science' involved), they have basically told every torrent site to start seeding the way to do it online.

    Thanks Government!

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    The price is always right if someone else is paying.
    1. Re:Streisand effect in 5...4... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 0

      Streisand Effect.

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    2. Re:Streisand effect in 5...4... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got a link?

    3. Re:Streisand effect in 5...4... by Cito · · Score: 1

      How to beat polygraph

      https://thepiratebay.se/torren...

      "The Lie Behind the Lie Detector

      The dirty little secret behind the polygraph is that the "test" depends on trickery, not science. The person being "tested" is not supposed to know that while the polygraph operator declares that all questions must be answered truthfully, warning that the slightest hint of deception will be detected, he secretly assumes that denials in response to certain questions -- called "control" questions -- will be less than truthful. An example of a commonly used control question is, "Did you ever lie to get out of trouble?" The polygrapher steers the examinee into a denial by warning, for example, that anyone who would do so is the same kind of person who would commit the kind of behavior that is under investigation and then lie about it. But secretly, it is assumed that everyone has lied to get out of trouble."

      Polygraph secrets

      https://thepiratebay.se/torren...

      A collection of documents about polygraphs (lie detectors), including how to beat the polygraph:

      - The Lie Behind the Lie Detector by George W. Maschke and Gino J. Scalabrini. A must read;

      - The Polygraph and Lie Detection. A report by the U.S. National Academy of Sciences highly critical of poygraphs;

      - Department of Defense Polygraph Institute Interview & Interrogation Handbook;

      - Department of Defense Polygraph Institute Law Enforcement Pre-Employment Test examiner's handbook;

      - Administration guidelines for the "Test for Espionage and Sabotage" counterintelligence-scope polygraph screening format;

      - U.S. Army Criminal Investigative Command "Forensic Psychophysiological Detection of Deception (PDD) Policy and Procedure Manual."

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      Fuck FBI, NSA, CIA, use these, infiltrate and leak their shit to world.

  18. Political Speech vs. Commercial Speech by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

    I'm the first to stand up for first amendment rights even when the defendant isn't very sympathetic. But this isn't a case of undesirable political speech. It's a business whose only product is helping people produce altered polygraph results and polygraphs are only used by government agencies. There aren't any substantial other uses for these classes. I don't think that the use of polygraphs in government employment is good policy. I don't think that prosecuting this guy is good policy. I'd like to see the whole ridiculous polygraph go away. If it is going to stay, I'd like to see candidates have to disclose whether or not they had researched how to beat the test. Prosecute anybody who takes his class and lies about it. Don't hire anybody who takes the class and admit it. If somebody posted the information for free online and got prosecuted I would be concerned. But it would be ridiculous to use these tests and then just have all of the candidates take the class ahead of time. Just defeats the purpose while adding inefficiency to the process.

    1. Re:Political Speech vs. Commercial Speech by hypergreatthing · · Score: 2

      So what? If i create a new business that sells tin toil hats designed to thwart government mind control beams, how is that any different than teaching people how to pass some voodoo science polygraph test?

    2. Re:Political Speech vs. Commercial Speech by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      I don't see how they could possibly convict him for publishing or selling information that simply described how to defeat a polygraph. That's a definite First Amendment issue.

      He screwed himself by running his mouth about how he had "F****d the government" and by coaching someone to pass the polygraph test, knowing(believing) that their intent in doing so was to get a government job.

    3. Re:Political Speech vs. Commercial Speech by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      And polygraph results aren't admissible in court.

      I hope this guys techniques are all over the internet for everyone to learn and practice.

    4. Re:Political Speech vs. Commercial Speech by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      polygraphs are only used by government agencies

      That's not true. There are private outfits that will administer polygraphs.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    5. Re:Political Speech vs. Commercial Speech by mjm1231 · · Score: 1

      I can improve the truth of your statements by redacting some of the excess verbiage:

      Polygraphs are only used by government agencies. There aren't any substantial uses for these. Just adding inefficiency to the process.

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    6. Re:Political Speech vs. Commercial Speech by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      There may be people who will do this privately but the information can't be used in most contexts. Outside of government agencies in the US, they can't be used as a condition of employment. They can't be used as courtroom evidence. I guess my wife could think I'm cheating on her and if we wanted to spend our own resources we could pay somebody to operate a polygraph to help us settle it. And if I wanted to take a class on cheating the polygraph prior to doing this, probably nobody would care. On the other hand if I'm trying to cheat the test for purposes of circumventing a government procedure this is a different case. If he had asked all of his students to sign waivers that they wouldn't use their skillz to apply for government jobs, he may have been fine.

    7. Re:Political Speech vs. Commercial Speech by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      I agree with your point. I don't think that polygraphs are good policy. It's also the case that government employees in certain situations can't have debts that exceed a certain percentage of their income. May or may not be a good policy. But if I were to help somebody try to hide their debts in this situation I would expect to face legal consequences. This doesn't seem to be about polygraphs per se but rather about the express purpose of helping people circumvent the processes that attempt to protect sensitive national information. If I teach somebody how to drive at high speeds, I'm not looking at any difficulties. If I encourage them to violate local speed limits, I should expect a consequence. Admittedly many commercial enterprises push this limit. I've seen commercials for street vehicles where they offer two days of race school if you purchase their car even though those skills of course aren't applicable. There's a piece of text in like a 2 point font at the bottom saying not to exceed posted limits. I wouldn't mind seeing those guys get into trouble But in this case, we are dealing with somebody who didn't even attempt to disguise his intent! In many matters of law, intent matters. And there wasn't even plausible deniability here. I'm not a lawyer and not beautiful enough to play one on TV

    8. Re:Political Speech vs. Commercial Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are.

  19. Re:The trick... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The other method is to simply be born a psychopath with an absence of conscience. So what point the test when 1% of the human population, 20% of the prison population and 50% of violent crimes are the statistics for psychopaths.

    And, apparently, many (most?) CEOs are psychopaths. Which Professions Have the Most Psychopaths? (there's a list):

    CEO is the profession with the most psychopaths.

    Also noted here and here and ... oh just Google "ceo" "psychopath"

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  20. Re:The trick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're trying to get arrested you're doing a crap job. Penn & Teller might have to censor their DVDs seeing as there is now court precedent on a new exception to free speech.

  21. From the court transcript... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Prosecutors were not amused when Douglas volunteered to take a polygraph test to prove that he wasn't teaching people how to beat polygraph tests.

  22. Not really about lie detectors per se by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 5, Informative

    Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer.

    I took a look at the actual indictment. Well, at least the first few pages. Remember how people still insist to this day that Bill Clinton wasn't impeached (he was - impeaching does not mean convicting) or that he was impeached for "cheating on his wife"? Years later, the lies spun by his spin doctors still hold fast in many minds. Clinton was impeached for committing perjury in a civil trial. Now the event he committed perjury about was cheating on Hilary, but he was impeached for lying about it while under oath, not for the actual act of cheating on her. Similarly, this indictment isn't really and truly about beating lie detector tests. The government's contention is that Williams had a business whose purpose was to enable people ineligible for certain government jobs to get those jobs through lying and deception. This is defrauding the US government because salaries would be paid to those ineligible people. The government also contends that he enriched himself (through fees he charged) by encouraging people to lie to and deceive the federal government into hiring ineligible people for jobs. The first 6 or so pages I looked at don't actually mention anything about lie detector tests.

    1. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      Selling information on how to cheat isn't the same as cheating. In the case of those who used his information, those individuals should be subject to sanction. for example, I can tell you how to hotwire a car. I can even demonstrate it on my own vehicle and provide teaching aids that can allow you to be able to do it yourself. However if you steal a car using the methods I teach, you're committing the crime. I realize that free speech only goes so far such as yelling "fire" in a crowded theater but he wasn't creating panic, just offering methods to overcome pseudo science that's all about intimidating the person taking the test.

      In his secret testimony before the Warren Commission in 1964, J. Edgar Hoover, said that the "polygraph, often referred to as a lie detector, is not in fact such a device." He explained that its value to law enforcement agents was as a tool of intimidation: if a subject believed the central deception that the machine could detect lies, he would have an incentive not to lie when strapped in the machine.

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      Harrison's Postulate - "For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism"
    2. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Clinton was impeached for committing perjury in a civil trial. Now the event he committed perjury about was cheating on Hilary, but he was impeached for lying about it while under oath, not for the actual act of cheating on her.

      Clinton was impeached because his political opponents were butthurt. He was a likable guy with a high popularity rating, and his rivals were seen as cranky old useless bastards. Seriously. Picture Bill Clinton without a smarmy grin on his face. Hard to do, right? Now picture Newt Gingritch without his signature scowl. Equally impossible. The GOP was losing badly in the court of public opinion. Their entire existence is a popularity contest, and they were unpopular. Of course they were pissed at Mr. Congeniality.

      The whole "definition of is" thing was an appeal to common sense without any real common sense. Sure, you and I make judgement calls about the definition of the word "is" all day long, but in a court proceeding, that's an exceedingly stupid thing to do. So you ask how the court is going to define that very basic, but very tricky word, then answer accordingly. And then several months later, you get lambasted in the press and with further court proceedings for doing the only smart thing in that situation. That's what happened to Clinton, and why he got impeached. He answered according to the definition the court was going to enforce that day, not by the definition everyone (with "common sense") "knows" is correct.

      And, on top of all of that, he was acquitted at his impeachment trial by a 45/55 (perjury) and 50/50 (obstruction of justice) margin in the Senate.

    3. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government's argument though, assumes that you can defraud the government by controlling interactions with the polygraph machine. I don't think we should accept that premise; whether or not he intended to defraud the government none of his actions could actually have created that outcome and he knew that at the time (as does the government).

    4. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Selling information on how to cheat isn't the same as cheating. In the case of those who used his information, those individuals should be subject to sanction. for example, I can tell you how to hotwire a car. I can even demonstrate it on my own vehicle and provide teaching aids that can allow you to be able to do it yourself.

      Scenario #1: "Can you teach me how to hot wire a car? I think it's a neat technical exercise." <--- No crime.
      Scenario #2: "Can you teach me how to hot wire a car so I can steal my neighbor's slick ride?" <--- You're now an accessory.

      It's no different than the difference between, "Will you sell me that rifle so I can go deer hunting?" and "Will you sell me that rifle so I can shoot my bitch ex-wife?"

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    5. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clinton was impeached because he lied under oath, and told others to lie under oath, during a sexual harassment lawsuit against him.

      If it came out that a republican politician was pressuring their interns for sex, and had been credibly accused of rape by multiple women, they would be tarred and feathered at the stake.

    6. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 4, Interesting

      While yes, Bill Clinton was impeached for lying on a civil case -- it was a foregone conclusion BEFORE they impeached him that there was no perjury nor would he be able to be convicted.

      Perjury charges are usually very difficult for prosecutors to prove because perjury is a crime of intent. This means that a defendant charged with perjury can only be found guilty if the prosecutor shows beyond a reasonable doubt that he or she intended to make the false statement under oath, or, that the witness told the lie on purpose. As such, criminal attorneys often defend their clients by arguing that the defendant did not intend to lie, or that the party believed the statement to be the truth at the time they made it.

      The other thing is that it was not a Material Matter and it was not a criminal case. Having sex or not with Monica Lewinsky had beans to do with whether he forced himself on Jennifer Flowers (her own sister said she was trying to climb that pole for months).

      Additionally, the Judge instructed that "sex was copulation between a man and a woman" -- so by the court rules laid out, Clinton's BJ was not considered "sex."

      He was impeached, but he did not perjure himself. But he Republicans did, no numerous occasions in order to get him in the hot seat to talk about his penis.

      This is just a public service announcement from people sick of us worrying about crap that doesn't matter instead of WAR CRIMES and an asshat like Bush that destroyed our economy, hired mercenaries, profited on war, approved torture, and made a fortune for oil companies and weapons dealers with a direct material benefit back to him -- and YET, we cannot investigate this unless there is a penis involved.

      And we have another one of these scumbags from this rotten family in the pipe to go into office again and half the country thinks the Clintons are "more corrupt" even though they were exonerated on all 5 charges that Kenneth Starr spent 5 long years and more money than the 9.11 committee investigating.

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    7. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by radarskiy · · Score: 2

      "His situation was not under oath. The bottom line, though, is he still lied. He lied under a different oath, and that is the oath to his wife. So it’s got to be taken very, very seriously.” Mark Sanford, Congressman from SC1 at the time.

      (This is the same Mark Sanford who as Governor of SC was censured by the General Assembly for using public funds for travel to conduct an extramartial affair.)

    8. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      Well if you take that to a logical conclusion then, some religions are guilty of being an accessory.

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      Harrison's Postulate - "For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism"
    9. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      1) he didn't lie

      2) the republicans who pressure their interns for sex are all having gay sex.

    10. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding Clinton, I don't think people believe he was literally impeached for cheating on his wife. But that incident somehow became the subject of the inquiry and put Clinton in the spot where he (in essence) lied, and I think people dispute whether or not that should have been something Starr was even allowed to investigate. Starr got extremely wide latitude for his investigation, and it looked like a witch hunt from the outside. (I also think many forgive Clinton for not wanting to admit to an affair on national TV.)

      (But yes, you're right about the basis for Williams indictment.)

    11. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by Minwee · · Score: 1

      And so are some hats and handbags.

    12. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      The government's contention is that Williams had a business whose purpose was to enable people ineligible for certain government jobs to get those jobs through lying and deception.

      What was the result when they hooked him up to a lie detector and asked him if this was his intention?

    13. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 1) he didn't lie

      He had sex with Monica under any reasonable definition of 'sex' (c.f. the cigar & dress) and had to try to contort the meaning of the word 'is'. He was trying to duck responsibility for sexually harassing a woman and the fact that he was having sex in the Oval Office with employees is very relevant to workplace conditions.

      He really did sexually harass her. And then he lied about it. In court, under oath. If a non-politician did that, they'd end up in jail for perjury, get fired immediately (upon accusation... not even proof).

      But everyone made it into a Democrat vs. Republican power thing, so it doesn't matter what he did or didn't do, only who can benefit from it.

    14. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) he didn't lie

      What IS a lie? It depends on what the meaning of "is" is.... He failed to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. He committed the crime of perjury while under oath in a trial. That much is without question. Now if he deserved to be impeached for it, is an open question.

      2) the republicans who pressure their interns for sex are all having gay sex.

      I foolishly assume you have sources for that? Come on, fess up, you really don't....

    15. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      Selling information on how to cheat isn't the same as cheating.

      No, but selling information on how to break the law is against the law. It's called being an accessory.

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    16. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

      You mean he did the same as what spin doctors do for politicians?

    17. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      He had sex with Monica under any reasonable definition of 'sex' (c.f. the cigar & dress) and had to try to contort the meaning of the word 'is'.

      He was given bad instructions by the judge in how to answer the question, so he answered the (bad) question with the only truthful answer. That's not a lie.

    18. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      He failed to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. He committed the crime of perjury while under oath in a trial.

      He answered every question asked in a truthful manner, under the rules of the court he was sworn to answer to.

      By your silly "you must tell all the truth anyone would want to know, regarless of the questions asked" implication, anyone found guilty in court who didn't confess, should have perjury added to their sentence.

      I foolishly assume you have sources for that?

      Yes. Have you not seen the large number of scandals involving married anti-gay Republicans having gay sex with pages and interns? If you are that dumb, nothing I say could cure it. If you are that willfully ignorant, nothing I say would be heard. If you are that trolling, anything I saw will be twisted and attacked. So there's no scenario where I could give 100 cites and have you change your mind, so I'll not waste the time.

    19. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes Bill Clinton did perjure himself. In fact, his law license was suspended for 5 years because of the perjury. Clinton made a deal to have his license suspended instead of being disbarred. From a statement released by Bill Clinton

      "I have accepted a five-year suspension of my law license, agreed to pay a $25,000 fine to cover counsel fees, and acknowledged a violation of one of the Arkansas model rules of professional conduct because of testimony in my Paula Jones case deposition. The disbarment suit will now be dismissed."

      The rule of professional conduct he violated? Contempt of Court for committing perjury.

      http://cnsnews.com/news/article/text-bill-clintons-statement-suspension-law-license

      "A Federal judge held President Clinton in contempt of court today, saying he had willfully provided false testimony under oath about his relationship with Monica S. Lewinsky in the sexual misconduct lawsuit filed by Paula Corbin Jones"

      Perjury: the offense of willfully telling an untruth in a court after having taken an oath or affirmation.

      According the Judge in the case:

      ''The record demonstrates by clear and convincing evidence that the President responded to plaintiffs' questions by giving false, misleading and evasive answers that were designed to obstruct the judicial process.''

      So, Clinton lied in court and was punished for it. Clinton perjured himself to cover up his sexual harassment of Paula Jones. Clinton settled the case with Jones for 850,000, the entire amount Jones asked for after a long and twisted battle.

      Stop spreading incorrect information. Clinton *admitted* to committing perjury.

      .

    20. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation: MY partisan bullshit politics are really important, but YOUR partisan bullshit politics are groundless!

    21. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Having sex or not with Monica Lewinsky had beans to do with whether he forced himself on Jennifer Flowers...

      Way to go on trying to mislead people about what happened. Bill Clinton did not perjure himself in a lawsuit about forcing himself on Jennifer Flowers (which of course never happened, since Jennifer Flowers was the woman he had a several years affair with).
      However, Bill Clinton DID perjure himself in the case where Paula Jones sued him for sexual harassment. That was why his law license was suspended and why he was held in contempt of court. As to the woman he forced himself on, the only one I know of for sure was Juanita Broderick. The Anonymous Coward who replied to you did a much more thorough rebuttal of your post.

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    22. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by ultranova · · Score: 1

      By your silly "you must tell all the truth anyone would want to know, regarless of the questions asked" implication, anyone found guilty in court who didn't confess, should have perjury added to their sentence.

      Well, isn't that what plea bargains are all about? Confess or your punishment will be increased?

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    23. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      You're about to be refuted by someone who not only despises William Jefferson Clinton but was also paying close attention during the the time of impeachment.

      The other thing is that it was not a Material Matter and it was not a criminal case. Having sex or not with Monica Lewinsky had beans to do with whether he forced himself on Jennifer Flowers (her own sister said she was trying to climb that pole for months).

      Bill Clinton was deposed in a suit about his having allegedly sexually harassed Paula Jones, not Ginnifer Flowers.

      Bill Clinton signed the Violence Against Women Act into law, a law that was principally written by Joe Biden(which is a part of why he was chosen to be Obama's VP over Hillary Clinton) that permitted the exploration of a defendant's sexual history during a sexual harassment lawsuit.
      Wonderful irony right?

      It's certainly materiel if he had engaged in a pattern of seeking oral sex from subordinates when he was accused of requesting oral sex from a subordinate.

      He was impeached, but he did not perjure himself.

      If that's the case, why did he work out a plea deal to only be denied his license to practice law for 10 years?

      He committed perjury. His supporters in the Senate and the broadcast media did their best to make it about his infidelity.

      During a civil lawsuit, one had three choices. 1. Tell the truth. 2. Lie. 3. Refuse to answer.
      Bill Clinton chose the one of those three options that was illegal. He was rightfully impeached and he was acquitted for political concerns, not for legal ones.

      LK

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      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    24. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Well, isn't that what plea bargains are all about? Confess or your punishment will be increased?

      That's the definition of "torture" only, rather than threatening bamboo under the fingernails, they threaten death (penalty) or daily anal rape for the rest of your life. I've not found a definition of torture that doesn't apply to plea bargains (aside from those arguing with me who make up their own).

    25. Re:Not really about lie detectors per se by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      This was in reference to the Paula Jones trial, alleging that Clinton had sexually harassed her. The judge later dismissed the suit, on the grounds that Jones could not show damages, meaning essentially that Clinton hadn't done anything actionable. (It was pretty well established that Clinton was a jerk, but that is neither illegal nor an impeachable offense.) Since it was a sexual harassment suit, any clearly consensual sex Clinton had doesn't seem relevant. We know that Clinton asked Jones for oral sex, so we already knew he wanted to have extramarital sex with subordinates.

      In other words, Clinton was impeached for lying in response to an irrelevant question in a trial that never should have existed, since the plaintiff had not shown that there was grounds, even assuming everything Jones said was true (which seems likely to me).

      Some of us think that it was a political setup, although it would be tempting to make lying to the US public an actionable offense.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  23. Mythbusters Tested a Polygraph by Zeorge · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Both an older, 3-channel, analog type. As well as, a more advanced computerized one tracking many metrics of the human body. No one defeated the poly.

    1. Re:Mythbusters Tested a Polygraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mythbusters won't air anything that might show people how to break the law without getting caught. So of course they're not going to show someone beating the poly. (Penn & Teller's Bullshit, otoh, did show folks beating a poly.)

      For example, their episode on masking license plates from speed cameras was pretty bogus. They showed a few stupid devices, that wouldn't be expected to work, failing (surprise!), then "to prove it could be done" showed a jet-powered dragster passing the speed camera at like 300mph without getting tagged. I'm sure most of the makers here on slashdot could come up with ways to spoof the speed camera. A slave strobe, for example.

      Mythbusters does some cool stuff, but don't be misled.

    2. Re:Mythbusters Tested a Polygraph by ewibble · · Score: 1

      First how exactly do you test a lie detector? If and you don't actually feel guilty, since the crime is fake, or if you are accused of a crime which you know is fake, you are not going to feel anxious. If a normal person is accused of murder they may feel anxious even if they didn't do it.

      They also probably did the standard myth busters test, we tried and can't do it so nobody can.

      As for betting speed cameras, I have an idea beating at least the new infra red cameras, put lots of really bright infra red LEDs around your license plate to "blind" the camera.

    3. Re:Mythbusters Tested a Polygraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post and others like it are why I can't fucking stand Mythbusters. If people just viewed it as entertainment or used it as some way to further interest in or understanding of science, that'd be great. But what we really get are idiots like you who think that these special effects people run experiments that are somehow valid evidence for a claim.

    4. Re:Mythbusters Tested a Polygraph by Trogre · · Score: 2

      Interesting to note also that the tests were conducted by Michael Martin, president of âZPresident of the Global Polygraph Network, an advocacy group so far as I can tell.

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      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  24. Re:The trick... by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Suspected psychopaths can be identified through other traits, however if they're sufficiently high-functioning it typically takes a forensic psychologist and a bit of time to resolve. So you have to have both suspicion that someone is a pathological liar and access to a trained person to sort things out. So on the one hand it doesn't make them magically immune to investigation, but it does require different resources than standard police techniques. FBI staff for example do get some training in this area, but you need to have experience interviewing actual psychopaths to prepare you for dealing with them, it's one thing reading about them but quite another experiencing them in person.

    (Incidentally, if people think Hannibal Lecter when they hear "psychopath" then think again, although he had some psychopathic traits (grandiose sense of self), he was really just yet another Hollywood-ised mad killer. The character from Wolf of Wall Street is probably the closest Hollywood has come to an accurate portrayal of a psychopath).

  25. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Squirrel!

  26. Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy marketed his services at specifically beating tests given by the federal government. He was helping people lie to the Fed. That's his crime.

  27. Re:The trick... by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm trying to figure out exactly what LAW was broken here?

    Is it actually in law that you can't tell folks how to beat a polygraph....or were they saying they were advertising this advice for sale but it was a fraud?

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  28. Re:The trick... by davester666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No matter how many of these tests I do, I still really dislike that anal probe that measures how stressed my anus is.

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  29. Re:The trick... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    From an information theoretic point of view, I would think you would want to clench your anus with 50% probability on each response, during calibration and use.

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  30. Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So you can tell people how to make bombs but can't tell them how to pass a polygraph test?

  31. I wonder if he offered to take a polygraph? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that would just be classic ;)

  32. Re:The trick... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm not sure what point people who push that statistic are trying to get across. Being a psychopath doesn't inherently make you a bad person, it turns out that it's just a description of how your brain is physically wired.

    In many respects, having your brain wired that way is quite useful. For example, any profession that requires a high sense of objectivity would be much better performed by somebody who can turn off emotion like a switch and only turn it on when it suits them, which is a common trait in psychopaths.

    These kinds of people make great scientists, judges, journalists, lawyers, etc.

  33. Re:The trick... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it's more that he was specifically stating that he would assist his customers in lying to the government on job applications and the like.

    In unrelated news, I'm hosting a class on how to beat lie detectors, but it's for entertainment purposes only. And I'll take a lie detector test to prove it.

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  34. What can I say? by flex941 · · Score: 1

    This is plain stupid. Period.

  35. Re:The trick... by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm trying to figure out exactly what LAW was broken here?

    Mail fraud for starters. I read the indictment when this story originally happened. Instructing people to lie to the Federal Government is a crime. Charging them money for your "services" that you receive via the USPS is an even bigger crime.

    Question: "I'm nervous, what if they ask me about that time I used drugs?"

    Answer #1: "Just remain calm. Do math in your head." <--- not illegal
    Answer #2: "Lie to them and stay calm." <--- illegal
    Answer #3: "Lie to them and stay calm. Now send me a postal money order for my services." <--- really illegal

    If you read the charging documents you'll see that it's not really a first amendment issue. Mr. Williams also let his greed get the better of him. He identified one of the agents as such, even said, "I think you're a Fed. I'm not doing this." but later called the guy back and changed his mind. It was for a lousy five thousand dollars too if I recall correctly. For a lousy five grand he ignored the little voice inside his head and committed a Federal felony. I have zero sympathy.

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  36. Frankly by MitchDev · · Score: 1

    beating a lie detector should be taught in elementary school...

    1. Re:Frankly by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      beating a lie detector should be taught in elementary school...

      It is, in Catholic schools. They just don't call it that.

      Back at St Genevieve, I learned how to look Sister Margaret dead in the eyes and tell her, "No, sister, I didn't touch Donna Tomasina's ass in the hallway". And let me tell you, Sister Mags was a lot more accurate than any polygraph. And her punishment more swift and sure.

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  37. Re:The trick... by mjm1231 · · Score: 1

    I don't think your reasoning is very sound. Isn't it possible to be a great scientist, judge, journalist, or lawyer, and also be a bad person? Or, more specific to this argument, isn't it possible for a trait which makes you a great scientist to also make you a bad person? More importantly, is it possible to lack that trait, or to be a good person, and still be a great scientist, judge, journalist, or lawyer?

    I believe the answer to each of these questions is yes.

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  38. Re:The trick... by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

    Then you obviously have something to hide.

  39. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Informative

    but WILL remove posts that use the three-letter acronym for 'ess jay doubleyew' in gender-related topics like women in STEM.

    MRA conspiracy theory #736.

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  40. Re:The trick... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure what point people who push that statistic are trying to get across.

    Me neither. They are implicitly assuming that psychopaths make poor leaders, when the evidence points to the opposite. Psychopaths are able to look at the situation dispassionately, and make better utilitarian decisions, that bring the most benefit to the most people. We are too used to idealistic TV shows, where Captain Kirk risks his starship and the entire crew, at unfavorable odds, to save his friend, Dr McCoy. But in reality, that is stupid and irresponsible. A psychopath would have no problem abandoning one dispensable person for the success of the mission.

  41. double whammy by arkowitz · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't it be EITHER fraud OR obstruction of justice?

  42. Re:The trick... by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    The dirty little part left unsaid by many is that they think being truly objective IS being a bad person.

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  43. Re:The trick... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Instructing people to lie to the Federal Government is a crime.

    That's not what happened. Williams was instructing people on how to beat a machine that's not even reliable enough to be used in legal proceedings.

    I imagine Williams doesn't have the resources, but I'm not sure I believe this would have held up under judicial scrutiny at a higher level.

    I teach people how to relax, control their heart rate and galvanic skin response. It's actually a pretty trivial technique, basic meditation and centering exercises. We use a machine that measures heart rate and galvanic skin response to test our students. Once they learn the techniques, they can do with them what they want. It's not on me.

    See how easy that was? Now, if Williams had been advertising "Learn to lie to the FBI during the background check for a job in the Bureau", then there might be some obstruction issue.

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  44. Re:The trick... by bra1n · · Score: 1

    Just give them a Voight-Kampff test.

  45. Re:The trick... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    clench your anus while the machine is being calibrated

    Um, that wasn't a lie detector.

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  46. Re:The trick... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ... somebody who can turn off emotion like a switch and only turn it on when it suits them ...

    I think the problematic phrase is "when it suits them" and I would speculate that it rarely suits them to turn their emotions on and empathize with others, especially when doing so would conflict with personal gain.

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  47. Re:The trick... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

    And, apparently, many (most?) CEOs are psychopaths. Which Professions Have the Most Psychopaths? [time.com] (there's a list):

    Don't confused psychopath with sociopath.

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  48. Re:The trick... by smugfunt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Psychopaths are able to look at the situation dispassionately, and make better utilitarian decisions, that bring the most benefit to the most people.

    Perhaps, but what they actually tend to do is look at the situation dispassionately and make utilitarian decisions that bring the most benefit to themselves.
    I think you'll find that that subtle distinction is why most people are wary of psychopaths.

  49. Re:The trick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is quite a search term ... tried googling "programmer" "psychopath"? Or "teacher" "psychopath" for that matter?

    I think you may find what you are looking for.

  50. Re:The trick... by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pffff. . . . Loophole.

    All he has to do is change the wording of his website a bit.

    From " I will teach you how to lie to the Federal Government " to " I will teach you how to lie LIKE the Federal Government " and all will be golden.
    He can even call it a " Politician Boot Camp ".

  51. Re:The trick... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    It is to clench your anus while the machine is being calibrated, prior to the questions.

    An obvious solution would be to have a sensor in the seat cushion to detect the clenching. In the past, people cheated by putting a thumbtack in their shoe. Now, polygraphs are usually administered with shoes removed.

  52. Re:The trick... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

    The problem is, he was advertising something illegal (lying to the government). So if he HAD done this in the first place, he'd be fine (as long as he also made the same pitch to the undercover agents that came to investigate him). As soon as he crossed the line to "Here, I'll teach you how to lie on the polygraph so you can get that federal job," he moved into criminal territory, no matter how stupid it is that governments rely on polygraphs in the first place. He'd be facing the same issue if he were teaching people how to cover up their Facebook indiscretions specifically so that the government would hire the person where otherwise they wouldn't.

    Even though using polygraphs in the hiring process should be illegal, lying to the government under oath is also illegal, regardless of whether there's a polygraph involved..

  53. Re:The trick... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    Perhaps, but what they actually tend to do is look at the situation dispassionately and make utilitarian decisions that bring the most benefit to themselves.

    Just make sure the organization's objectives are aligned with the interests of the leader. Star ship captains get promoted to admiral by completing their mission, not saving their friends. Generals advance in rank by winning battles. CEOs get their bonus by raising the stock price.

    I think you'll find that that subtle distinction is why most people are wary of psychopaths.

    I think most people don't understand why psychopathy is. If they are so wary of psychopaths, why do they keep voting for them?

  54. Re:The trick... by Minwee · · Score: 1

    Then government work may not be right for you.

  55. Ban plea deals by Orgasmatron · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No one should be coerced to plead guilty against the threat of huge sanctions.

    Prosecutions are stacked against the defendant, particularly federal prosecutions. They are alone with their own resources against buildings full of government lawyers drawing a salary, with no incentive to seek justice, just convictions to pad their stats.

    By forcing him to plead guilty to a lesser charge (to avoid something silly like 18 consecutive death sentences, or whatever they came up with), the rest of us are duped into believing that he actually did something wrong. Pleas should only be allowed on all charges, or none. Anything in between is institutional coercion, a corruption of justice.

    Further, there should be a very, very high bar against charging someone for going about their ordinary business. If his business isn't illegal in general, it shouldn't be illegal when government agents lie to him.

    If you pre-pay at a gas station and tell the cashier that you are filling up because you like your getaway car to be in top condition before you rob a bank, is that guy now a felon for not refusing your business? By the logic of this case, if you are an undercover cop he is.

    We should be pissed about this. But we aren't. Why not?

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    1. Re:Ban plea deals by bobbied · · Score: 1

      No one should be coerced to plead guilty against the threat of huge sanctions.

      Prosecutions are stacked against the defendant, particularly federal prosecutions. They are alone with their own resources against buildings full of government lawyers drawing a salary, with no incentive to seek justice, just convictions to pad their stats.

      What you describe is professional misconduct for a prosecutor and they face sanctions if they engage in what you claim. They can loose their law license, their jobs and be charged with a serious crime for overcharging in order to plea bargain from a stronger position.

      You see, overcharging is a recipe for getting yourself in trouble, big trouble. Where I'm sure there are cases where this has happened (like in Baltimore a few weeks ago and with the Zimmerman trial a few years back) it is seldom going to net you the desired outcome as a prosecutor. And as soon as word hits the street that you do this, nobody will deal with you anymore, take their chances at trial because you simply cannot prove charge for the bigger crime, gumming up the works and getting loads of folks off because you don't have the resources to give them a "speedy trial" so you will end up dropping a lot of charges, which looks bad. You will also loose a lot of your cases, which looks bad too.

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  56. Any other training illegal? by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    It is legal to teach people how to build weapons of war - from machine guns to bacterial weapons, to nuclear weapons.

    It is legal to teach people how to cheat at cards - they are called 'magic' lessons.

    But illegal to teach people how to defeat a machine that is not allowable in a court of law?

    Does anyone know of any other skill that it is illegal to teach? Anything?

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    1. Re:Any other training illegal? by Guy+From+V · · Score: 1

      I'm going to call BS on at least part of this statement. It is not illegal to build your own firearm, one of the primary weapons used in war. How could teaching how to build one be illegal?

    2. Re:Any other training illegal? by Guy+From+V · · Score: 1

      N/m I misread. Um, so yeah, you're right.

    3. Re:Any other training illegal? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Teaching something is in itself not illegal (usually). However, teaching someone how to better break the law is called being an accessary to a crime.

      Let me put it this way.

      Teaching someone to shoot a gun and taking them to the range for target practice is perfectly legal, even if they go home and shoot their wife with the knowledge you gave them.

      IF this person says "Teach me how to shoot so I can kill my wife!" and you take them out to the range and teach them to shoot, you become an accessary to the crime when they go home and shoot their wife.

      You see, it's your intent that matters...

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    4. Re:Any other training illegal? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I believe it is legal for me to break DRM for certain purposes for my personal use, but illegal for me to tell anybody else how to do it. (Please correct me if I'm wrong.)

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  57. Re:The trick... by coinreturn · · Score: 1

    It is to clench your anus while the machine is being calibrated, prior to the questions.

    An obvious solution would be to have a sensor in the seat cushion to detect the clenching. In the past, people cheated by putting a thumbtack in their shoe. Now, polygraphs are usually administered with shoes removed.

    That is already standard practice for some polygraphs.

  58. Re:The trick... by ewibble · · Score: 1

    That's not really how you cheat a lie detector you do math in your head (or other technique) on the calibration lie questions, e.g. did you ever cheat in school? The questions you are really trying to hide do nothing. So your physiological response is higher on them so they don't think you are lying on the actual questions.

    Maybe what I just said, is illegal then again I am not in the US.

    Also his book is/was available for free, I assume he charged for actual lessons with actual polygraphs, which actually used his time. So probably not mail order fraud, but probably still illegal.

  59. Re:The trick... by bobbied · · Score: 1

    Ahww That stinks you know...

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  60. Not admissible does not mean not useful by Nukenbar · · Score: 1

    Say a lie detector is correct 90% of the time. That would certainly be useful in a variety of situations as long as the results were supplemented by other information.

    But would you want to use that in court? Juries would be so biased to follow whatever the lie detector said, no matter what the other evidence showed.

    There is a reason we still use them, just not in court proceeding.

    1. Re:Not admissible does not mean not useful by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Say a lie detector is correct 90% of the time

      Then invent one and make a fortune because you'll have no competition with anything remotely like it.
      The FBI only took the polygraph on because J. Edgar Hoover was infamous for taking kickbacks and then instructing the FBI to buy stuff. How an idiot that didn't even remember to bring handcuffs to a stage managed high profile arrest got to have so much power is a sign of corruption in itself.

  61. Re:The trick... by jythie · · Score: 1

    He could have done this easily enough, but it would have resulted in less sales. He had to weigh the advantages of the marketing ploy against the risk of, well, what happened. If he had advertized as 'novelty only' and kept to just the specific polygraph training he probably would have been fine, or at least a much stronger case.

  62. Re:The trick... by flink · · Score: 1

    Perhaps, but what they actually tend to do is look at the situation dispassionately and make utilitarian decisions that bring the most benefit to themselves.

    Just make sure the organization's objectives are aligned with the interests of the leader. Star ship captains get promoted to admiral by completing their mission, not saving their friends. Generals advance in rank by winning battles. CEOs get their bonus by raising the stock price.

    A psychopath CEO will see the fine associated with dumping toxins in a river is smaller than the increased profits to be realized by not disposing of chemicals legally: organization and CEO goals aligned. A person with a conscience will a) want to obey a reasonable law and b) have some moral qualms about potentially poisoning a bunch of people, regardless of whether it will be traced back to them.

    Corporations are basically amoral, immortal, and wield an enormous amount of influence in politics. One of the best counterbalance is having someone of decent character in charge of them.

  63. This is how a polygraph really works by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 2

    1. Insinuate that someone is guilty if they are not willing to take a polygraph test, and note how enthusiastic they are to take the test. 2. If they take the test, tell them they failed the polygraph test, and see if they are willing to confess to something, even if it is not the thing yu thought they may have done.

    1. Re:This is how a polygraph really works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... tell them they failed the polygraph test ...

      By whatever metric polygraphers use, most people do fail a polygraph test. So judges or politicians who attempt trial by polygraph tend to lose all their witnesses. This is why courts don't use the polygraph as a part of making a statement under oath. It's a lose-lose situation for the defendant: If he fails, as he probably will, the prosecution will claim he has something to hide. If he doesn't, the prosecution will claim he is psychotic or a practiced liar (thereby making all use of the polygraph pointless but no-one notices that).

      ... Insinuate that someone is guilty ...

      It's strange the defense never use this tactic to demand witnesses take a polygraph. That would make the outcome in the defendant's favour: When the witness fails, they are unreliable. When the courts refuse, they are hiding the truth. Of course, the defense needs contradicting evidence, should the witness pass the polygraph.

      ... see if they are willing to confess to something ...

      The FBI admits this is the main purpose of the polygraph during job interviews.

    2. Re:This is how a polygraph really works by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      The FBI admits this is the main purpose of the polygraph during job interviews.

      Can one not confess to something during a job interview?

  64. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by The+Fifth+Man · · Score: 2

    Unless you're just being goofy, I want you to stop and think.

    I mean really THINK.

    Is it possible to verify this? If you THINK about it, you'll realize the answer is yes -- you can verify it.

    Next time you see a gender politics thread, give it a whirl. Do a few anon posts, do a few signed in. Try taking a position that agrees. Try taking a position that disagrees. See what stays and what's left.

  65. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by barbariccow · · Score: 1

    All you need to understand is that /. will often NOT remove spam or troll posts like this, but WILL remove posts that use the three-letter acronym for 'ess jay doubleyew' in gender-related topics like women in STEM.

    Speaks volumes about the /. leadership.

    Or that xenu thing...

  66. Re:The trick... by barbariccow · · Score: 1

    Pffff. . . . Loophole.

    All he has to do is change the wording of his website a bit.

    From " I will teach you how to lie to the Federal Government " to " I will teach you how to lie LIKE the Federal Government " and all will be golden. He can even call it a " Politician Boot Camp ".

    He could claim his entire site is a parody, no? Like movies with plots to assassinate the president aren't actually encouraging it...

  67. Re:The trick... by smugfunt · · Score: 1

    Just make sure the organization's objectives are aligned with the interests of the leader.

    Most organisations (I spell UK) have some sort of collective purpose otherwise they wouldn't be organisations. Inherently opposed to the selfish objectives of the psychopath.

    CEOs get their bonus by raising the stock price.

    Often temporarily, only for it to tank right after they deploy their golden parachute. Or even before, they design it to work either way. This bonus idea was invented in the 70s. Even some business professors have started to notice it hasn't always worked out.

    why do they keep voting for them?

    Successful psychopaths are charming and good liars. People want to believe it will be different this time. Only psychopaths get to stand. Psychopaths know to tell people what they want to hear. Most people, it seems, cannot easily spot a psychopath. If they realised their candidate was a psycho they (mostly) wouldn't vote for them. I hope.

  68. Re:The trick... by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

    I believe film of in philby is still used to demonstrate this to SIS trainees

  69. Re:The trick... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 0

    A psychopath CEO will see the fine associated with dumping toxins in a river is smaller than the increased profits

    If dumping the toxins is profitable, the obvious solution is to increase the fine so that it is not.

    One of the best counterbalance is having someone of decent character in charge of them.

    The problem with this "solution" is that the moral person make sub-optimal decisions based on emotions. McClellan loved his soldiers but squandered their lives by being indecisive. Grant was dispassionate, and would calmly order thousands to their deaths. But he won the war. Patton surrounded 40,000 Nazi soldiers at Falaise, while Montgomery was still dithering on the beach. You don't win wars, or run big organizations, by being touchy-feely.

  70. Re: The trick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    first, this is idiotic that even if they were teaching you to beat the system it shod ehow be wrong. Second, why not outlaw teaching people to "beat" their astrological sign? I mean, astrology is just as legitimate as polygraphs.

  71. Re:The trick... by ewibble · · Score: 1

    I think being a psychopath (or having some of those traits) makes you more likely to be a leader because more likely to manipulate your way to the top. Whether you are better leader is questionable.

    Captain Kirk was a bad leader, he would risk the entire ship, go down on way missions, but this was not because he was a not a psychopath, it was because it made a more interesting show. A psychopath will do what is in their best interest, not the crews, maybe go on way missions so you can get the hot alien chick, not thinking that you may leave your entire crew captain less. If you care about others, you will also care about the other members of your crew as well, and not put there lives in jeopardy just to save a mate.

    TV shows and movies tend place very little value on lives extras, you may have a show where hundreds of people die, nobody cares but if part of the main cast dies, everything is so sad. Everyone's life is valuable. Yes I don't morn every death in the world, but if am responsible for their lives, I would take into consideration their lives as well my mates.

  72. Re:The trick... by liquidsin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...if Williams had been advertising "Learn to lie to the FBI during the background check for a job in the Bureau"...

    that's actually what happened. he was contacted for his services by two undercover feds claiming they wanted to apply for federal gov't jobs; one said he'd slept with underage girls and the other said he'd smuggled drugs across the u.s. border. both wanted to beat a polygraph for the fed jobs (and told him as much) and he helped them both.

    http://www.theguardian.com/us-...

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  73. Re:The trick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is about knowledge, not whether or not polygraphs work. If he knew he was helping them lie, he aided them in a crime. It doesn't matter how unreliable their means of attempting to discern the truth is, helping someone knowingly lie is an offense. That said, I wonder if he might have gotten more mileage out of the fact that the polygraph procedures *expect* you to lie or withhold things on the control questions.

    I mean, they have breaking federal law right in the procedure here, which is a bit off, to say the least.

  74. Re:The trick... by ewibble · · Score: 1

    according to this: http://www.differencebetween.n... it is far more likely that they are psychopaths.

    For better or worse, there are few differences between psychopaths and sociopaths. Some medical dictionaries even consider them to be synonymous

    however the differences it does list basically say, a psychopath is an organized, successful sociopath.

  75. Tests are BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I lied on a polygraph test a ton. By the end of the test the cop was practically my best friend. He is ether the best actor in the world for being so nice to me while I lied through my teeth or he had no idea I was lying to him.

  76. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Next time you see a gender politics thread, give it a whirl. Do a few anon posts, do a few signed in. Try taking a position that agrees. Try taking a position that disagrees. See what stays and what's left.

    I've actually documented that except for last Friday, there have been MRA clickbait articles on Slashdot every single Friday going back to 2014.

    And every single one of them has comments that include the term, "SJW".

    Now, the fact that someone unironically uses the term "SJW" in a posted story is probably an excellent indication that the story is utter rubbish might have something to do with the fact that those posts don't make the cut. Because think... really THINK for a moment about who uses that term unironically.

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  77. Re:The trick... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

    that's actually what happened. he was contacted for his services by two undercover feds claiming they wanted to apply for federal gov't jobs

    FBI sting operations that seek to entrap people into breaking the law are really scummy.

    It's just a shame Williams didn't make his customers submit to a "before" polygraph exam, to see whether or not they were feds.

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  78. Re:Pledge innocent and demand polygraph for himsel by ewibble · · Score: 1

    He probably couldn't have passed the test, since the test is so subjective, the examiner knows he can cheat the test, they would just say that the detected him cheating, therefore he has something to hide, therefore he must be lying.

    Part of his technique (if you are going to lie) is to not tell the examiner that you know how to bet the test

  79. Re:The trick... by mjm1231 · · Score: 1

    Because the ballot only has a choice between psycopath A and psycopath B.

    Occassionally, an option for a third candidate with a different DSMIV diagnosis appears also.

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  80. Re:The trick... by BitterOak · · Score: 1

    I teach people how to relax, control their heart rate and galvanic skin response. It's actually a pretty trivial technique, basic meditation and centering exercises. We use a machine that measures heart rate and galvanic skin response to test our students. Once they learn the techniques, they can do with them what they want. It's not on me.

    And that by itself is not illegal. But, if one of your perspective students said to you: "I think your techniques might help me to beat a polygraph test for a federal government job that I'm applying for. Where do I sign up?" And you say: "Right here, just give me a deposit check for $50 to guarantee your spot in the class." then you are an accessory to fraud. And because your student has said they are applying for a FEDERAL government job, you've committed a federal felony which carries some serious prison time.

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  81. Re:The trick... by preaction · · Score: 1

    Where's the entrapment? The agents did not force Williams to perform the service he was willingly performing for other people.

  82. Re:The trick... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    You know what makes me wary?

    The thought that a lot of well-behaved people out there only don't do bad things because they are happy friendly people and don't feel like doing bad things.

    Because that implies that if they felt like doing bad things, if they had enough shit that made them upset enough, then they would do bad things, because they are driven by their emotions.

    I'd rather know that people had the ability to do what they think is the right thing to do regardless of how they feel about the situation. That is a much higher form of morality than the vapid and selfish "I like people and want them to like me" that seems to drive a lot of people.

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  83. Re:The trick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Incidentally, if people think Hannibal Lecter when they hear "psychopath" then think again, although he had some psychopathic traits (grandiose sense of self), he was really just yet another Hollywood-ised mad killer. The character from Wolf of Wall Street is probably the closest Hollywood has come to an accurate portrayal of a psychopath).

    The problem is that the term "psychopath" doesn't mean quite the same thing in colloquial use as it does is psychological use. It's a bit like debating whether food is "Organic," at least a few years ago before the FDA created guidelines, between a member of the general public and a chemist. Even to a psychologist it has a very broad definition and is not a specific diagnosis, but to a psychologist the term "psychopath" means what most members of the general public think is "sociopath."

    Here's a good explanation of the difference:
    https://www.psychologytoday.co...

    Sociopaths tend to be nervous and easily agitated. They are volatile and prone to emotional outbursts, including fits of rage. They are likely to be uneducated and live on the fringes of society, unable to hold down a steady job or stay in one place for very long. It is difficult but not impossible for sociopaths to form attachments with others. Many sociopaths are able to form an attachment to a particular individual or group, although they have no regard for society in general or its rules. In the eyes of others, sociopaths will appear to be very disturbed. Any crimes committed by a sociopath, including murder, will tend to be haphazard, disorganized and spontaneous rather than planned.

    Psychopaths, on the other hand, are unable to form emotional attachments or feel real empathy with others, although they often have disarming or even charming personalities. Psychopaths are very manipulative and can easily gain people’s trust. They learn to mimic emotions, despite their inability to actually feel them, and will appear normal to unsuspecting people. Psychopaths are often well educated and hold steady jobs. Some are so good at manipulation and mimicry that they have families and other long-term relationships without those around them ever suspecting their true nature.

  84. Re:The trick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Entrapment. People here keep using that word, but I do not think it means what they think it means.

    To make it simple, entrapment is when the government makes a person an offer he cannot refuse, and thereby turns an honest person into a criminal since under this legal theory, everyone has a price. This means if you went down the street and tell the sleezy looking guy on the corner you want to buy drugs and have $20 and he produces some, it isn't entrapment since that isn't an excessive amount. Tell him you are desperate for a fix and you will give him $10K for any small amount of whatever he has, and he goes into a house and comes out with it, that would be considered entrapment.

    Regarding this case, the police can feed someone a story and see if they bite, but can't up the reward to such a level that even an honest person would say yes. Here, the reason the guy is offering the service is obvious though the police needed to make it explicit so they told him they wanted to beat lie detectors to get federal jobs they were ineligible for, and he said he would help them get the jobs by teaching them how to lie to the government officials.

  85. Re:The trick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually there is no reason to assume that people who trained with him were bad people. Polygraph tests have false positives. An innocent person could take training for passing a polygraph test to reduce chances of a false positive.

  86. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    The new default viewing method for the un-logged-in is helping to grow such beliefs. I've noticed that if I'm not logged in, it's impossible to view comments modded down to -1, even if I set the view slide-bar to show that level. For the accountless masses, it's like the comments are removed.

  87. Re: The trick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This guy is going to jail for something Penn and Teller had in their TV show Bullshit! It's public knowledge now. And how is it fraud if it works?

  88. Re:The trick... by smugfunt · · Score: 1

    Furthermore...
    To be dispassionate is not necessarily to be objective.
    And to be ethical is not necessarily to be emotional.

  89. Re: The trick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He has no responsibility to verify their intentions. It's just information. Even if they say they are going to apply for a fed job and need to beat the polygraph he can just assume they are joking. These charges are BS. What they say is their business and he likely ignored it.

  90. Re: The trick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That certainly sounds like a psychopath. Makes "better utilitarian decisions" not because it's better just to prove he is better. And then letting the crew die off 1 by 1. Because "it's just 1 dispensable grunt, not me so no problem." Then 3 weeks later all that's left of the male crew is him. It was his plan from day 1. That's why you don't give psychos the time of day. They only live to prove they are best.

  91. How about by terrywirth5 · · Score: 1

    we indict those who train others to bilk the financial system and the peons out of their investment money?

    1. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we indict those who train others to bilk the financial system and the peons out of their investment money?

      ROFLMAO Never going to happen. Amerika! Amerika! Amerika!

  92. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by The+Fifth+Man · · Score: 1, Informative

    I'll repeat my challenge. Next time you see a gender politics thread, give it a whirl. Do a few anon posts, do a few signed in. Try taking a position that agrees. Try taking a position that disagrees. See what stays and what's left. /. deletes posts. The neat thing is that you don't have to take my word for it. You can find out.

    >And every single one of them has comments that include the term, "SJW".

    Amazing, you figured out that not ALL posts are deleted.

    >posts don't make the cut.

    It is not /. stated policy to delete posts that don't meet with your approval. That's what moderation is for. There is not "cut" to make.

  93. Land of the free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROTFL

  94. Sounds Wrong by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    I can see that it would be illegal if the teaching was aimed at a person under investigation for a specific crime and that the instructor knew that he was teaching that suspect. But if the guy wanted to reach the whole world how to beat a polygraph without knowing who or why people wanted such training i don't think it should or could be illegal.

  95. Re:The trick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is, he was advertising something illegal (lying to the government). So if he HAD done this in the first place, he'd be fine (as long as he also made the same pitch to the undercover agents that came to investigate him). As soon as he crossed the line to "Here, I'll teach you how to lie on the polygraph so you can get that federal job," he moved into criminal territory, no matter how stupid it is that governments rely on polygraphs in the first place. He'd be facing the same issue if he were teaching people how to cover up their Facebook indiscretions specifically so that the government would hire the person where otherwise they wouldn't.

    Even though using polygraphs in the hiring process should be illegal, lying to the government under oath is also illegal, regardless of whether there's a polygraph involved..

    Yup, nothing wrong with teaching people to beat the polygraph, just he advertized it wrong.
    If he'd just kept his mouth shut about 'beating the government' and made it plain to his potential customers "I don't want to know why you want to know this or for what - don't tell me" he'd have been fine. He was his own worst enemy.

  96. Re:The trick... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

    Successful psychopaths are charming and good liars. People want to believe it will be different this time. Only psychopaths get to stand. Psychopaths know to tell people what they want to hear. Most people, it seems, cannot easily spot a psychopath. If they realised their candidate was a psycho they (mostly) wouldn't vote for them. I hope.

    That's actually a fairly accurate description of our current president, and the people who voted for him twice.

  97. Re:The trick... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

    Well maybe Kirk was a bit dispassionate. He cared a lot about Bones and Spock, but he only pretended to give a shit about the red shirts.

    That's not far removed from Tony Soprano who loved his family, but at the end of the day only pretended to care for his mafiosos, and would turn on them if they weren't driving him a profit.

  98. Re:The trick... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

    I think the problematic phrase is "when it suits them" and I would speculate that it rarely suits them to turn their emotions on and empathize with others, especially when doing so would conflict with personal gain.

    I think you're confusing a personal gain with a selfish gain. At the end of the day, everybody does what they do because it ultimately suits themselves, but that doesn't mean they are being selfish.

    That said, a psychopath often also has a bond people who they consider "their own." Something that often (but not always) includes is family. In the case of a company, often they'll consider that to be their family, and put that ahead of others interests, including their own personal interests. For example, it can also be said that a very effective Army general's victory is his own goal. Erwin Rommel didn't really care for the Nazi movement, rather he was an effective general because he was given a job and he did that job at the expense of all else, including his own personal benefit.

    Another thing psychopaths are known for is to have universal empathy for some things at the expense of all others. For example that might be babies or animals, which is often the motivation behind people who bomb abortion clinics (surprise, not all of them are religious) or groups like ALF who threaten physical violence against medical researchers who work with animals. Some also have universal empathy for things or concepts, like ELF who threaten physical violence against lumberjacks.

    People like these often don't care if they end up in jail or in the electric chair, just so long as they believe they served a purpose that suits them.

  99. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Cave-man with stupid, regressive beliefs reporting for duty, sir!

    It is precisely stories like this that confirm our deepest suspicions about government. I automatically vote No on every prison bond and police budget override. If the prison-industrial complex can expand to use the budget we allocate to it, we can if we put our minds to it make it shrink to fit a smaller budget.

  100. Re:The trick... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    There doesn't need to be a law. They know they're in the wrong, but they also have legal teams that can overwhelm any response we could muster unless we can create a significant political media stink. That's why the Stasi types fear social media above all the other weapons we have.

  101. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

    You are conflating posted stories with comments. One is edited, curated. The other is moderated.

    You might want to give it a rest. You have more important things to worry about, like the worldwide cabal of evil feminists who have taken control of the entire internet. Now they're coming for you.

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  102. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

    It's funny how you all use "MRA" the same way Smurfs use their own name. It's practically a generic non-word at this point applying to anything and everything you don't like.

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  103. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by nyet · · Score: 1

    Speaks volumes about the /. leadership.

    Are you suggesting they are unrepentant White Knights?

  104. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    It's funny how you all use "MRA" the same way Smurfs use their own name. It's practically a generic non-word at this point applying to anything and everything you don't like.

    Nah, it has a pretty specific meaning.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com...

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  105. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    And, you may note, "SJW" has a specific meaning, too:

    An abbreviation for "Social Justice Warrior", a term that once referred to a person who fights for civil rights issues not because they care, but in order to boost their own ego. Has since been commandeered by certain movements and is now typically used to mean "anyone that I disagree with", especially if said person shows any support for feminism or other progressive causes. Has become a way for some reactionary groups to pretend that they're working against some united front of progressives that are secretly controlling everything from review scores to politics, as opposed to a general shift in the public social consensus.
    "I don't condone death threats and harassment, but they were being an SJW, so they deserved it."

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  106. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by dbIII · · Score: 1

    we can if we put our minds to it make it shrink to fit a smaller budget.

    Not when those raking in the cash with scams such as polygraphs use whatever influence they have or can buy to do things like jail the people pointing out it's a scam.
    See also the TSA and those very expensive scanning machines and a variety of other not very useful things that are merely vectors to channel taxpayers money into the pockets of various cronies and associates.

  107. Re:The trick... by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Answer #1: "Just remain calm. Do math in your head." --- not illegal

    Answer #2: "Lie to them and stay calm." --- illegal

    Answer #3: "Lie to them and stay calm. Now send me a postal money order for my services." --- really illegal

    A better trick would be selling tshirts with the caption "STAY CALM AND LIE TO THE MACHINE", but it would be a few truckloads of shirts to clear five grant.

  108. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by dbIII · · Score: 1

    That's a better description than a bunch of whiny virgins that think the world owes them a supermodel to play with.

  109. Re: The trick... by buchanmilne · · Score: 1

    "CEOs get their bonus by raising the stock price."

    Even if everyone below them knows that in order to achieve the sudden increase they have destroyed the ability for the company to operate for more than another 5 years.

    The usual approach by American MBA CEOs is to cut every conceivable operational expense that isn't required in the short term of their contract's huge bonus conditions (like stop maintaining equipment, getting rid of staff who work on future products or research etc.).

  110. Re:The trick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What he did may have been technically illegal, but I think he was still doing a public service. Lie detectors need to be eradicated and unless a substantial number of real criminals aren't caught that isn't going to happen. And no, I don't care that he took money for it. People need to live.

    It's like white hat hacking, illegal but necessary. I hope someone else will carry his torch going forward.

  111. Re:The trick... by davester666 · · Score: 2

    No, I had to take out what I was hiding to get the probe in.

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  112. Re:The trick... by johanw · · Score: 1

    Sounds like he should side with Scientology on this one. Their e-meter is a primmitive polygraph after all.

  113. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So there's a conspiracy to remove opinions that the Slashdot editors don't agree with, but they don't do it for everything they don't agree with.

    Did you think this through before you decided to hit Submit?

  114. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    All you need to understand is that /. will often NOT remove spam or troll posts like this, but WILL remove posts that use the three-letter acronym for 'ess jay doubleyew' in gender-related topics like women in STEM.

    Speaks volumes about the /. leadership.

    Utter tosh. I know slashdot allows "SJW" posts, since it gives me a way of quickly scanning and ignoring them.

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  115. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by tehcyder · · Score: 1
    Every "men's rights" story contains lots of unpleasant posts using the term SJW. I can only assume thtat the ones that get deleted cross the line into actual rape/death threats.

    Which are illegal.

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  116. Re:The trick... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    I'm trying to figure out exactly what LAW was broken here?

    Is it actually in law that you can't tell folks how to beat a polygraph....or were they saying they were advertising this advice for sale but it was a fraud?

    It sounds like it was both simultaneously, which seems amusingly Catch 22.

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  117. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    You have more important things to worry about, like the worldwide cabal of evil feminists who have taken control of the entire internet. Now they're coming for you.

    You shouldn't mock the afflicted.

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  118. Re:The trick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Psychopaths are able to look at the situation dispassionately, and make better utilitarian decisions, that bring the most benefit to the most people.

    Perhaps, but what they actually tend to do is look at the situation dispassionately and make utilitarian decisions that bring the most benefit to themselves.
    I think you'll find that that subtle distinction is why most people are wary of psychopaths.

    The definition of a utilitarian decision is that it is for the benefit of the greatest number of people, rather than any individual. Whether you think that is good or not, it is completely the opposite of how a psychopath looks at the world.

    Psychopaths are the ones who would watch the world burn because it amused them.

  119. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    You are conflating posted stories with comments. One is copied, and pasted

    FTFY.

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  120. Re:The trick... by delt0r · · Score: 1

    The other method is to simply be born a psychopath with an absence of conscience

    No you fucking don't. Polygraphs don't work. THEY ARE BULLSHIT. Reading fucking tea leaves is as effective at detecting a lie as a polygraph. The guy who "invented" the polygraph when on to show that if you hook up the polygraph to a *plant* it can *read your mind*. This shit is crazy. Even worse is the credibility of any organization at all that puts any stock into a polygraph test.

    Long story short. You can just lie to defeat (what does that even mean here) a polygraph.

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  121. Re:The trick... by delt0r · · Score: 1

    To need a trick is to imply that a polygraph works. It doesn't. The guy who made up the polygraph test went on to wire it up to plants and claimed that the plant could tell when your thinking of harming the plant. The guy was a whack job. A government institution that puts any stock in a polygraph is a laughing stock.

    All a polygraph test is a Dick behind his proverbial bones/tea leaves that gives a reading based on nothing more than if he/she likes you.

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  122. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by The+Fifth+Man · · Score: 1

    Allows them? Sure. Has this turned into fucking Reddit?

    Did I have to literally specify the percentage they leave standing and the percentage deleted?

  123. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by The+Fifth+Man · · Score: 1

    [Throws up hands]

    You're right. They obviously would be compelled to take the time necessary to read EVERY SINGLE POST to vet each one.

    That makes a LOT of sense.

    I am a forum moderator elsewhere, but I never really thought that you have to be one in order to understand how the process works. I'm obviously wrong on that account too.

  124. There's an apparent contradiction by rs79 · · Score: 1

    We're told polygraphs aren't accurate

    But it's illegal to train somebody how to beat one.

    Hmm....

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    1. Re:There's an apparent contradiction by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Training somebody to beat a polygraph test is perfectly legal.

      What isn't legal is lying to the government under some circumstances, or knowingly assisting somebody to do that. Advertising that you are going to help people do something illegal attracts law enforcement attention.

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  125. First to Second by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this sort of First Amendment exercise is regarded by the government as a weapon, this sort of conduct, by reason of its being labeled as a weapon falls under the Second Amendment. It gets protection from both amendments.

    This message is brought to you by Karl Martell. EDUCATE YOURSELF.

  126. Re:Ill-Eagle Teaching? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [Prefaced with whiney voice] Sooner or later someone will dredge up that quote from Nietzsche "In fighting monsters, take care that one does not become a monster himself. For when he stares into the void, the void stares back. He is a nihilist or warned us of nihilism.

    [Cough-cough]

    66 I feel like teaching anyone anything should never be illegal. Wanting to learn is the most natural human trait in the world.

    Great. I'll open up a terrorism school where I teach people how to fly planes into buildings, assassinate government leaders, sabotage trains, make poison gases, bombs, and other weapons of mass destruction. I'm just teaching so it shouldn't be illegal.

    So you are in favor of someone banning knowledge of chemistry, physics, guns, and tactics? 99

    This idea that forbidden knowledge is a weapon in and of itself is mens rea and the propagation thereof is actus reus has all the trappings of a state fearful of those under its boot.

    This is what I call the Miri-Piri approach to self-defense education. It involves the merging of the First Amendment which tells the government that a person need not justify their condition before it, and the Second Amendment which as understood by the Founders and Framers (and Statists in our day) as a doomsday clause for violating the First. The Second protects the First and the First makes the Second worthwhile.

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    Soap box, ballot box, jury box, cartridge box, use in that order. - Unnamed American

    The closer people get to the truth, the more alike are their ideas become

  127. Re:The trick... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    You make that sound like it's unique to Obama.

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  128. The Truth... Re:Lie detector tests are fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why the polygraph data isn't actually used in determining truth from lies, it's just a convenient cover for the true workings of the test. Anyone can learn to control their vital signs given enough practice, but what Williams was doing was spreading the truth that the polygraph is merely a show and the real test is being done in an adjoining room by a trained master of the occult. For those who can pierce the veil and speak to the spirit world directly, they know all truths, and are far more reliable than that polygraph could ever be. Heck, even a 10 year old and a Ouija board is more reliable as an indicator of truth than the polygraph.

  129. Re:The trick... by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

    The problem is that the term "psychopath" doesn't mean quite the same thing in colloquial use as it does is psychological use. It's a bit like debating whether food is "Organic," at least a few years ago before the FDA created guidelines, between a member of the general public and a chemist. Even to a psychologist it has a very broad definition and is not a specific diagnosis, but to a psychologist the term "psychopath" means what most members of the general public think is "sociopath."

    Sure. I didn't want to go into that much detail though because it would have ended up as an essay, psychopath/sociopath is the general-public term while psychologists talk about personality disorders with a severity rated on a standard diagnostic like the Hare Psychopath Checklist (PCL-R). Simplifying that down for public consumption to "Joe is a psychopath/Fred is a sociopath" loses quite a lot of detail. For people interested in this, read "The Psychopath Test" by Jon Ronson, for a more technical discussion try Bob Hare's "Without Conscience". However, no amount of reading can really prepare you for your first encounter with an actual psychopath/sociopath, it's like a rabbit encountering a cute doggie and not realising it's facing down a timber wolf.

  130. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

    And scrolling down that page what do we see? Exactly what I just said: A slur used against anyone and everyone the submitters dislike to the point it's become a generic non-word for "thing/person I hate". You talk about MRAs (and men in general) the way the nations of the Arab League talk about Jews, like they're some vast evil borg-like collective of fungible non-individuals that are all collectively responsible for every hyperbolic evil and imagined slight in the world.

    Let me give you a tip: When you dominate the entire media to the point even mainstream newsmedia unhesitatingly publishes the most vile and hateful screeds, when you engage in violence and crime to such a degree that it becomes routine to expect felonies assaults or bomb threats from your group (all without consequences), when you have staggeringly powerful multi-million dollar lobby organizations which pervert federal law to the point dozens of the nation's most preeminent legal scholars refer to your policies as "madness" which will leave everyone participating in "disgrace", and when you have such profound institutional power that you continue to monopolize all aid and even the very identity of victimhood to the point certain crimes are called "violence against women" despite HUNDREDS of studies proving a 50/50 split... you are not oppressed. You are the oppressor.

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  131. Re:The trick... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

    You make that sound like it's unique to Obama.

    Probably not, but I can name at least one president it doesn't describe: JImmy Carter. He was so damn emotional that he was basically worthless.

  132. Definition of "Lie" by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Now that enters a *VERY* interesting point.

    He could be accused of helping people *lie* to a potential federal employer.
    But that would require that people could *LIE* to a Polygraph. I.e.: that a polygraph has anything remote to do with truth, and thus can be lied to.
    If you consider that polygraph is just a novelty gadget, an elaborate gadget that is nothing more than a glorified "love tester", working on a slightly different principle but just as reliable, i.e.: not at all, he is not helping people lie.
    He is not helping people hide truth from a contraption design to detect truth, he's helping people how not to get their application rejected by a more or less random process (i.e.: it would be like teaching people how not to get ripped of by a casino, were the main strategy would be "avoid betting any money in the casion").

    To the prosecution, he commiting federal fellony, by is assisting people lie and hide critical information to a device/procedure designed to get the truth.
    "Sure, you're a child predator, I trust you with this information. A polygraph is totally able to tell teh government that you are a child predator. Let me show you how to lie to the government and lie to the machine."

    To the defense, he's just giving general techniques not to get randomly rejected.
    "Sure, blablabla, whatever you say. Actually it doesn't matter. You know, A polygraph isn't a truth machine. It's just a vague detector of some autonomous response which might be weak signs of stress/emotions. The federal agency might be persuaded that you were lying about not shoplifting when you were a kid, when in fact you're just midly arroused because the young redhead assistant taking note just reminded you now you of an old crush of yours".

    In one case it's a fellony, because he is actively helping someone lie to the government: i.e.: hide information.
    In the other it's not, he's not helping someone lie, because the machine isn't truth based and doesn't give a damn about the information. There's no lie because there's no actual machine from which to hide a truth. That would be like trying to "lie" to your favourite dice. The dice doesn't give a damn about lies, it's just d20. An inanimate object without any concept of lies or truth. A person using dices to determine truth isn't actually any information in the first place that could be lied/falsified.

    Given a good defense lawyers team and enough budget, he could actually plead not guilty.

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  133. Performing for other people by DrYak · · Score: 1

    How many people come to him telling "I am an actual criminal. And I want to lie about this information. And I want the polygraph not to know this ?"

    I doubt that he has tons of clients talking about actual committed crimes to him.

    Had the undercover agents not come to him with this story, he probably would never been in the situation where he knowingly helped criminals.

    And given the scientifically provable reliableness of a polygraph (i.e: nothing more than an oversize and overexpensive "love tester"-kind of novelty gadget), chance are the majority of his clients are usually thinking along these lines:
    "I know a polygraph is a piece of shit. But I want my job badly, because I badly need a salary to survive. And I don't want to lose my job and my pay, just because my employer is persuaded I told a lie on a question about stealing stuff as a teen, where in fact I just happened to be arroused because the red-head assistant taking notes reminded me of a crush of mine. Help me."

    The agent had caused him to do something that wouldn't have otherwise done.

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    1. Re:Performing for other people by preaction · · Score: 1

      "Caused" is different from "Coerced". Entrapment is where a LEO says "do this illegal activity or we'll do X", X being some relatively terrible thing. A LEO, even undercover, cannot put a gun to your head, tell you to do something illegal, and then arrest you for doing the illegal thing.

      But more subtly, a LEO can't, for example, repeatedly ask you for drugs, and then when you finally find some to sell, convict you of distribution because you had exactly and only those drugs. However, if you're a drug dealer, if you've got more evidence of illegal activity than just what existed to satisfy the LEO's request, then entrapment may not be a defense.

      And so here, in the indictment (http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/williamsindictment.pdf), Williams is quoted as saying how many times he has exactly helped people lie to the federal government, which is a crime. The LEO did not make him do those things, and did not force or coerce him even to admit them.

      Which is why entrapment is not a defense here.

      IANAL. YMMV. BYOB.

  134. As a sociopath... by DrYak · · Score: 1

    As an actual sociopath, let me say... no.

    Even if we lack emotionnal response (we don't fear to be judged by society, we don't feel guilt when doing whatever is disproved by society, etc.) that doesn't prevent us from being rational beings.
    And we can rationally decide to be nice. The fact that I won't necessarily feel bad for doing evil doesn't FORCE me to do evil.
    I can rationally understand why some action should not be done (e.g.: other people will feel harmed) and I can rationally decide no to harm them.

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  135. Typical customers by DrYak · · Score: 1

    But more subtly, a LEO can't, for example, repeatedly ask you for drugs, and then when you finally find some to sell, convict you of distribution because you had exactly and only those drugs. However, if you're a drug dealer, if you've got more evidence of illegal activity than just what existed to satisfy the LEO's request, then entrapment may not be a defense.

    That's exactly the point I'm considering.

    - The accusation is arguing that Williams is in the specific business of "helping criminal go unnoticed by the polygraph".
    As in the typical situation is :
    "Ciminal comes with the demand "Hello, I'm a Pirate Pedo-Terrorist! Help me, you're my only hope!", Williams answers: 'Don't worry, here's how you can tell lies to the mind-reading machine!' "

    - The defense could argue that this in not actually the case, the indictment is over-interpreting simple speaches by Williams.
    The actual most typical situation:
    "Random person comes: "I'm stressed that I can fail the polygraph because it's such a random shitty technology", Williams answers: "Come I'll show you how to pass the test" ".
    I.e.: lying and colluding with criminals isn't Williams' main business.
    It's the undercovers who brought him into that. Before the LEOs, it's was just "boasting" rather than a real world big number of actual criminal that Williams knowingly helped (i.e.: in fact, you could nail him for false advertisement when he said how many time he helped lying).

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  136. Re:The trick... by Trogre · · Score: 1

    If they are so wary of psychopaths, why do they keep voting for them?

    A very good question. I suspect the answer lies somewhere between tribalism (my grandaddy always voted GOP) and the successful illusion of a two-party Kodos/Kang electoral system.

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