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GCHQ Officials Given Immunity From Hacking Charges

An anonymous reader writes with news that members of British intelligence agency GCHQ have been granted immunity from prosecution for any laws they might have violated while hacking into citizens' computers or cellphones. The immunity was granted by changes to the Computer Misuse Act that weren't noticed until now, and not discussed or debated when implemented. While different legislation has long been thought to grant permission for illegal activities abroad, civil rights groups were unaware that domestic hacking activities were covered now as well. The legislative changes were passed on March 3rd, 2015, long after domestic spying became a hot-button issue, and almost a year after Privacy International and several ISPs filed complaints challenging it.

118 comments

  1. They can do ANYTHING anyway...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ......this just formalizes it for the plebs .

    1. Re:They can do ANYTHING anyway...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They still did not get immunity from bullets.

    2. Re:They can do ANYTHING anyway...... by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      "My sight is failing," she said finally. "Even when I was young I could not have read what was written there. But it appears to me that that wall looks different. Are the Seven Commandments the same as they used to be, Benjamin?"

      For once Benjamin consented to break his rule, and he read out to her what was written on the wall. There was nothing there now except a single Commandment. It ran:

      ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL
      BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS

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    3. Re:They can do ANYTHING anyway...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder when the U.S. gov't wrote its own counterpart to this bill for U.S. agencies? Given these are turning into back-room, undisclosed meetings, it's probably already happened.

      captcha: irrigate

  2. They made a good argument, though. by pushing-robot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "James Bond has a license to kill, does he not?"

    "That's right."

    "Shoot someone, get off scot-free?"

    "Yes, why?"

    "So then, why do computer crimes carry a worse sentence than murder?"

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    How can I believe you when you tell me what I don't want to hear?
    1. Re:They made a good argument, though. by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      "All ur bases are 'ours', and you can't touch this." Nothing but fucking penis envy, and it has fuckall to do with our national security and everything to do with corporate espionage whilst the people are stuck with the check for building all this bullshit...

    2. Re:They made a good argument, though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "James Bond has a license to kill, does he not?"

      "That's right."

      "Shoot someone, get off scot-free?"

      "Yes, why?"

      "So then, why do computer crimes carry a worse sentence than murder?"

      Another thing, unless you're too young to be posting here, "computer" crimes didn't even exist when we were young.

    3. Re:They made a good argument, though. by ememisya · · Score: 1

      It's a trend. A realization of how cheap surveillance of any kind has become, and the will to be on top of it all. The idea is, "We'll protect you from those evil hackers, if you let us in to all of your personal information". Which kind of defeats the purpose doesn't it? Welcome to the Internet of Things where you should just shut up and not mind your protectors peering into all aspects of your life for your own safety in this dangerous world.

      TLDR; You wouldn't want the "bad guys" to hack your computer right?

    4. Re:They made a good argument, though. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Uh... because James Bond is fiction?

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    5. Re:They made a good argument, though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Need I remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill, not to break the traffic laws .

      You'd have thought that a license to kill would trump traffic laws from a top down hierarchy perspective.

    6. Re:They made a good argument, though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can James Bond be pardoned for killing one civilian in his pursuit of villainy? Sure.

      Can he be pardoned for killing all of them, indiscriminately, in case one of them might have been a villain?

  3. The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What the UK is doing really frightens me, for the people that live there, and for the rest of the world.

    That's not the future I want.

  4. good thing that's common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Good thing Aaron Swartz got similar immunity from any laws broken.

    Oh, wait, my bad. That's not what happened. Instead they tried to destroy his life. For fuck-all social harm, and arguable social good, compared to the NSA and GCHQ who have caused incalculable harm to our society.

    1. Re:good thing that's common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Tried to destroy his life?" They fucking KILLED him. Big difference.

    2. Re: good thing that's common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see how well you'd do under similar circumstances.

    3. Re: good thing that's common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He killed himself. He chickened out. He crapped his pants. He couldn't face the consequences of his actions. He was a coward. Repeat after me: Aaron Swartz was a chickenshit coward. And so are all those idiots who worship him.

      When the power of the State is brought to bare upon you they you can tell us about how you reacted. Remember boys and girls that the State has unlimited power, resources, and time; you will succumb to the pressure either by taking the plea deal, exposing corrupt or malicious prosecution, or suicide. Most people opt for the first option in hopes of getting on with their life but sometimes rational people opt for the third option as the black clouds of despair overwhelm them.

    4. Re:good thing that's common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a tip: It was the American government that persecuted Aaron Swartz, so your whole spiel is irrelevant to how the UK conducts itself.

  5. It forms the basis for "within the law" claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This immunity from criminal prosecution also forms a large part of their claim that spying on Brits for a foreign power IS LEGAL.

    They are NOT permitted to do bulk surveillance of British internet traffic,they are not supposed to spy on politicians, journalists, lawyers, campaigners,....but they DO bulk surveillance of internet traffic on all of those people, and hand access to that data to NSA staff. They claim its legal because they have immunity from prosecution.

    The Snoopers charter was not passed into law, it was rejected despite lies told by Jacqui Smith MP. It was rejected repeatedly, rejected in the House of Lords when it was slipped into an amendment. Theresa May, (a Jacqui Smith clone from the other party) tried and failed to get it made law. She's said she'll try it again now they got elected. But as it stands, it was REJECTED and domestic surveillance is not legal.

    We have a weird situation where a spy agency is spying on MPs in Britain, making that data available to the US, who in turn leverage British politics to get their way. The politicians who are compliant to US wishes (Theresa May et al), in turn are now trying to legalize the very surveillance that helps them get in power.

    This is happening all across the 5 eyes countries.

    If you scratch your head and wonder why East German STASI spied on East Germans for Russia, look no further than GCHQ's actions.
    MPs who oppose the passing of Snoopers charter can have their data, their families data, their friends data, all pulled by the US spooks and it can be used against them courtesy of GCHQ, and you cannot prosecute GCHQ for any of it, because of the immunity amendments.

    1. Re:It forms the basis for "within the law" claim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God I hate topics like this, because I absolutely agree with the frustrations towards the fact this sort of thing keeps happening.

      But on the flip side, whilst I agree with the frustrations, Slashdot seems to end up rife with an awful lot of complete shite, that is patently false and I find myself arguing against people whose sentiments I agree with, but whose facts are so far off course that they need correcting because such nonsense harms and distracts from any sensible arguments against the government. People opposing it can just be painted as crackpots, because of the nonsense a handful spew out, just as happened here in the latter half of the post.

      So here goes:

      "MPs who oppose the passing of Snoopers charter can have their data, their families data, their friends data, all pulled by the US spooks and it can be used against them courtesy of GCHQ, and you cannot prosecute GCHQ for any of it, because of the immunity amendments."

      No. Just no. At the end of the day, this is still treason. Making it legal to hack into a computer, doesn't give them carte blanche to do whatever they want with that data and pass it on to whoever they feel like passing it on to. Manipulating the political process process in this way is still an entirely criminal act, with no get out clauses.

      You were doing well until the paranoid conspiracy theory about the US subverting British democracy. British democracy is quite capable of being fucked all by itself I'm afraid.

  6. Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We all know Western Civilization has fallen to Fascism, so why not just come out and announce it? Why bother with these pieces of meaningless paper such as "Laws" and "Constitutions"? It's clear the rule of Law only applies to the Subjects, not the Wealthy or the Government. How about Marshall law? How about jackboots and arm bands and "show me your papers" and "up against the wall"? We're pretty much there anyway, but we all seem so intent on playing this bullshit game and pretending we still live in a free society.

    When will someone just fucking go ahead and blink already????

    1. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It really does seem to be the case. Every day on we see example after example of entirely different rules for (dare I say) about 1% of the population-- from Clapper just plain not being prosecuted for lying to congress to the CIA spying on torture investigators in congress without consequences to Patreas getting a slap on the wrist for leaking to his mistress to a heavy-handed campaign against whistleblowers but at the same time... zero Wall Street prosecutions and zero prosecutions for war crimes and other crimes for the propaganda campaign that took us into Iraq and the billions of waste that occurred there etc etc while on the other hand they (I say they and not we) are prosecuting kids who change computer desktops without "authorization", making education overly expensive w/predatory lending rates, tuition and bankruptcy laws, over-prosecuting and criminalizing people like Aaron Swartz... trade agreements being fast tracked and done in secret... mass surveillance, civil forfeitures... the list goes on and on and on.

      Something has gone very very wrong in the last 20-30 years. Oh, and we have global warming to look forward to as well. Woo.

    2. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by amiga3D · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No need to show papers when you're being tracked 24/7. As long as you behave you'll be able to retain a modicum of freedom and if you don't look you'll never notice the bars.

    3. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by amiga3D · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps it's all just preparation for global warming. Gotta have the mechanisms in place to control the population when things get desperate.

    4. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What army should we use to go up against their armies? Gonna be a lot of blood. This news really isn't new in the sense that everyone already knew they have been hacking domestic networks. Snowden said they caused damage doing this all the time in his first interview.

    5. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the government loves that I'm in my late 20's, read news articles on a website owned by a job search company, and hardly pay attention to the comments from other readers.

      People like you an "l0ungeb0y" are really fucking retarded; you have allowed the influence of conspiracy theories to warp you into believing the government really gives a fuck about you.

      It doesn't. It won't. And it never will.

      All it wants is its money. Pay your taxes, and they won't give a shit.

      Even if you're a drug dealer. Pay your taxes, and they won't give a shit.

      Even if you're a drug dealer for the columbian cartel, raking in hundreds of millions... pay your taxes, they won't give a shit.

      Money talks. Bitcoin doesn't do shit.

    6. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by BlueStrat · · Score: 2

      What army should we use to go up against their armies?

      That very same military.

      They are not all unquestioning robots. Many will desert and go over to the civilian's side, and take their training and all the equipment/resources/weapons they can manage with them, while destroying what they cannot take/use.

      Strat

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      Progressivism (aka US 'Liberalism'): Ideas so good they need a police/surveillance-state to enforce.
    7. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      We all know Western Civilization has fallen to Fascism, so why not just come out and announce it?

      The UK, the US, Italy, Hungary and Russia does not make up the Western Civilization. Though the list was a big longer than I though when I started writting this comment.

    8. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You morons realise that during the cold war MI5 bugged and burgled its way across the country - especially London, don't you? There's a reason we need to do these things and it's not because the Illuminati want to install a Fascist regime. It's because there are other countries and people out there who don't have your best interests at heart.

    9. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be all for a curfew at night.
      Night time would be more exciting again.
      It would be like a kid playing hide and seek, except everything else is the person chasing you. Even the walls. Walls with drones attached.

    10. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You morons realise that during the cold war MI5 bugged and burgled its way across the country - especially London, don't you? There's a reason we need to do these things and it's not because the Illuminati want to install a Fascist regime. It's because there are other countries and people out there who don't have your best interests at heart.

      When the Government of your own country does not have your best interests at heart what difference if your alleged enemies don't either? Oh wait! The Government is our enemy. Now I agree with your comment. Bloody time the military stand-up for the country they have sworn allegiance to defend against enemies, foreign and domestic, by putting the politicians in prison and restoring democracy to the country.

    11. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by ultranova · · Score: 2

      We all know Western Civilization has fallen to Fascism, so why not just come out and announce it?

      Because compulsive lying is one of the classic symptoms of sociopathy. Every oppressive regime lies. They don't believe their own lies, and they know nobody else does either. They do so anyway, because getting people to repeat lies makes them their own jailers. The system can't jail or kill everyone, and in fact can't do anything on its own; it must convince someone else - a police, a soldier, whatevever - to deal with threats on its behalf. As soon as those agents lose their loyalty - as soon as they admit to themselves they're only putting up a show to keep from getting killed themselves - the system has already fallen. It has no power anymore, just an empty shell of it.

      The scond reason is that fascism is basically reactionary. It originated as an attempt to stop the spread of communism at a time when liberal capitalism seemed to have failed. For any Western nation to openly embrace fascism again would mean admitting the economic policy of the last few decades has been an utter failure. But that policy was not just a pragmatic project but a matter of ideology to a lot of people. And ideology is just secularized religion for the materialistic era. To admit its failure would be apostacy. Just look at McCarthy's witch hunts; anyone can see they're exactly that, even if conducted in the name of a secular ideology and state.

      And of course the third is that Western Civilization is not currently fascist. We wouldn't be talking about this openly on a public forum if it was. Increased surveillance by various intelligence agencies is worrisome and could potentially lead us to an unpleasant place once again, but we're nowhere near it yet. Not every political decision you don't like is a sign of fascism any more than every shoulder ache is a sign of a heart attack.

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    12. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      This is basically the great fear of all fascist systems. So let's be glad that the army we have ain't one where only people who really, really believe in the shit can join... oh wait.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    13. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hey, give it time, Rome ain't been built in one single day either. What you have there is three major players of world economy and two who already learned that the only way they can stay propped up is to fall in line. Just wait how things develop when more governments notice that they can either become Italy or Greece.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    14. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      And of course the third is that Western Civilization is not currently fascist. We wouldn't be talking about this openly on a public forum if it was. Increased surveillance by various intelligence agencies is worrisome and could potentially lead us to an unpleasant place once again, but we're nowhere near it yet. Not every political decision you don't like is a sign of fascism any more than every shoulder ache is a sign of a heart attack.

      Exactly. It's not like they will . . . hang on, their's someone at the door. brb.

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      'The tyrant will always find pretext for his tyranny.' - Aesop's Fables
    15. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      Because it's not? Seriously, this sort of "it's ruined already, let's go ahead and implement THE REVOLUTION" thinking is wrongheaded. Your life will be worse off, on every measurable metric, after the revolution. Unless you're one of the elite, and you're not. It is better to live under robber barons than oppressive moral busybodies. Especially moral busybodies who are so far to the left that anything to the right of Mao Zedong looks like fascism.

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      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    16. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is going to end with another revolution if things keep going this way.

    17. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, how is this at +5 insightful? Is this website run by /r/conspiracy now?

    18. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe we are coming to know for certain what the elite are doing now more than ever before in human history? It's not like such privileges are unique in human history, just that we enable technology that expand these powers beyond previous capabilities of a few persons.

      Who are the 1% anyways? Is it the billionaires? Is it politicians? People at FED? All of the above, the 5-10%?

      While it is disconcerting that we enable fewer and fewer people to control more and more, there is also the practical argument that if "they can do it, so should we". As long as there are adversaries that also can employ the same tactics, there will be a need to prevent vulnerabilities to it. "The good guys" need the same type of capabilities, as well as being adaptive enough to do it without too much bureaucracy to hinder necessary involvement.

      So there will always be a conflict / tug of war between total freedom and necessary controls, even in so-called "free societies".

      Of course, the other side will also call themselves "the good guys". However, it's maybe better than if anybody declare themselves "bad guys", which anyways, like destructive pure behaviour, would be detrimental to their cause in the longer run.

    19. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      So let's be glad that the army we have ain't one where only people who really, really believe in the shit can join... oh wait.

      Yes their indoctrination machine is infallible, that's why gangs in the US send gang members to join the US military for training, and why so many militia members are ex-military.

      Wow, they don't need to send a jackbooted thug for you, do they? You're already in a gulag of your own making.

      Strat

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      Progressivism (aka US 'Liberalism'): Ideas so good they need a police/surveillance-state to enforce.
    20. Re: Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's not going to be *ANY* revolution. Ever. It would have already happened by now. There is no chance of it ever happening. Any attempt would be put down swiftly and mercilessly. But it won't come to that because ubiquitous surveillance means any malcontent can be detected, tracked and neutralized before they can even begin to constitute a threat. It's over.

    21. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by tomtomtom · · Score: 1

      Yes, of course. You must be thinking of some other country where there weren't allegations of a plot against the legitimately elected Prime Minister in the 60s and 70s.

    22. Re:Why Do We Carry On Pretending? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all know Western Civilization has fallen to Fascism, so why not just come out and announce it?

      I have been asking this same question for a very long time. Even here on slash dot people use non-words such has corportorcry (see I can't spell it and it isn't in spellcheck) Let's call it what it really is Fascism. Seems most these days don't know how to use a dictionary. It's in there Fascism a government controlled by the military and corporations.. When I look around this is exactly what we have.

      Shit isn't as bad when you call it feces. Or so some would say. To me it still stinks and is still shit.

  7. i shall attempt to explain. by nimbius · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a member of the GCHQ I should take time to explain this to my fellow britons and the international community as a whole. You see, whilst portrayed to be a loveable middle-class eccentric bunch the average pint-pounding football-chanting briton, or as we know them 'bastard' isnt to be trusted with so much as a modicum of personal freedom. We've learned nearly every citizen to be a terrorist on some level (children are actually just very small terrorists.) and have taken great measures to protect actual god fearing pension clutching cloistered elite, whom we've found to be the real true citizenry of our great nation. So, in summation, Everything from VAT to the automated system of bollards and yes, even the chavs we strategically scatter along each and every mode of public transit charged with tactically dispersing vom, is part of this plan. Naturally retroactive immunity from prosecutorial oversight was necessary as in order to obtain critical knowledge of terrorisms. the knowledge that you, yes you, Chester Cleveston on Ellington road, have thrice now failed to finish a pint of Boddingtons because the foamy bit at the bottom puts you off, helps keep normal godfearing patriots of the jack accidentally gifting you a pint despite knowing full well you're a salaried man and can easily afford his own. So, in summation, should you be at this moment to have found yourself with a monocle perched upon your cheek then disregard this 'news.' However if you've just finished your sixth chesterfield and are at this moment urinating on a police car, you'll find solace and comfort in knowing we're here to protect you from Darryl Mansclover, working at the Lydsgate post office, who every morning puts lemon as well as milk in his tea in keeping with his savage tradition of domestic terrorism.

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    1. Re:i shall attempt to explain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Everything from VAT to the automated system of bollards and yes, even the chavs we strategically scatter along each and every mode of public transit charged with tactically dispersing vom, is part of this plan."

      Speak 'merican!!!!

    2. Re:i shall attempt to explain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8/10 effort post goon job 5555

  8. Sex With Lea Thompson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do you disappear while having sex or after?

  9. Good by WaffleMonster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maybe all of this government sponsored asshattery will encourage more people to get off their asses and invest more effort into fixing all of our broken shit.

    If governments want to piss away their capabilities hacking their own people because they can then let them do it and fuck themselves over.

    1. Re:Good by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The problem is our whole system is set up to make is powerless. The call it "creating strong governments" but actually it's just tyranny of the minority.

      Protests are shut down or pushed out of the way, and the participants put on a watch list for harassment. They don't bother reporting such things on the news, so most people aren't even aware of them happening. New political parties have little chance of getting and power, maybe a single MP at best.

      Crypto-anarchy and eventually violent overthrow seem like the only options left now, but the British public will never do the latter. We think the Nazis were bad, but we are letting the same thing happen here at a slower rate.

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    2. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We think the Nazis were bad, but we are letting the same thing happen here at a slower rate.

      I don't think the Nazis were as bad. In many ways they were just trying to solve the same problems we have now.

    3. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me break it down for you:

      "...our whole system is set up to make [us] powerless."

      Yeah, not really. "Of the people" -- it means even the government is powerless against itself. In case you haven't noticed, even politicians have a tough as shit time coming at an agreement.

      Protests are not shut down and put out of the way for no fucking reason, dumbass. Been to one? Watch one? If shit gets out of control, yes, they shut it down. Why? Because it's no longer a fucking protest -- it's a potential threat to safety of those around them. Protests happen in public places, and I, as a citizen, have the right to be protected from some shit-tard idiot who thinks the world is coming to an end because a police officer thinks burning a car is out of control. The world is not coming to an end. If it were, then, well, it would kill us first.

      No, they don't report such things, because it's not worth mentioning. People dying, getting the shit beat out of them, is; a little pissant, naive, dumbass, who has no world experience with what it takes to __properly__ pass a law, getting all enraged because of influential media (the news he's trying to get on), isn't going to get anyone interested. Jerry Springer and Sally Jessy Rapheal is enough.

      And, fuck, dude, stop comparing the modern world to the NAZIs. You're really fucking stupid if you think the world is anywhere near as bad as it was in WW one or two. People died in the millions then. People are dying in the... single and possible double digits, what, once a month, from protesting their government?

      Look at the real numbers. Not some inflated bullshit you pick off the internet.

      The world is what you make of it.

    4. Re: Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Violent overthrow?
      We've got drones with your biometric data just itching to erase your face from the internet, we have an automated python script mining stingrays for your most recent known location as we speak...

    5. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://davidduke.com/with-jewish-hypocrisy-all-around-us-we-must-learn-to-talk-effectively-against-jewish-power/

  10. How can those jerks by no-body · · Score: 1

    be put alone in a corner where they feel very very unwell?
    Something like a podest, where they have to stand on, maybe chained and everyone is free to spit at them.
    At one point, enough will be enough.

  11. Re:The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own g by amiga3D · · Score: 4, Funny

    But you understand don't you that they have to take away your rights and privacy in order to keep you safe. I'm sure you feel safe now, don't you?

  12. It's a crock of BULLSHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... The immunity was granted by changes to the Computer Misuse Act that weren't noticed until now ...

    Does anyone here believe in that bullshit?

    I mean, there were supposed to be changes to an official act and nobody even bother to read those damn changes?

    The entire thing is nothing but a lame excuse, man ... "oh, we didn't notice it until too late"

    Fuck it!

    How can you trust any of those motherfucking officials when they are all involved in the crime?

    1. Re: It's a crock of BULLSHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Trust is not the point. Power is. Something the plebs can't comprehend. Only a fool would believe that given the power to infiltrate an unsuspecting enemy without them noticing, would their enemies stay their hand.

      Advice for the ignorant: if you can avoid putting data into a device, do so. If you can avoid using a device, do so. If you can't avoid it minimalize your use of it as much as possible. Don't let a device monitor or control you to the best of your ability. Because at the end of the day the only safe bet is this: if the device can be abused it will be, and those who abuse it (like the story proves) will be perfectly protected from any and all repercussions caused by said abuse.

      If any of you still need proof as to why laws are useless against those who write them, I have only one thing to say to you: Grow up, and quit living in your fantasy world.

      An enemy of your way of life is not bound nor shackled by the same morals and ethics as you. That enemy will use that fact to their advantage to defeat you. If you stay your hand because of your morals and ethics, then all you will accomplish is the removal of a person who believes in them. You don't get to pick your choices in life, sometimes you have to pick from choices you don't want to pick from. Although someone may question your morals and ethics because of your actions, at least then they can still be passed on. If your enemy defeats you, then your morals and ethics loose a believer and are one step closer to oblivion.

    2. Re: It's a crock of BULLSHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This should be modded up by someone. I didn't write it.

    3. Re:It's a crock of BULLSHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that the officials didn't notice it, it's that civil rights groups didn't notice it until now.

    4. Re: It's a crock of BULLSHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you can keep acting the way you normally do. Don't let those fascists change your way of life. The argument can go either way. I can see it your way and agree that if people moved off of the networks and did their regular, everyday social stuff in person, it would really make life harder for those criminals. Then they'd start outlawing various associations and whatnot.

      On the other hand, given the social and completely innocent stuff that is already occurring through networks stays and increases, shouldn't that make the argument that these networks are a daily and necessary thing and thus should be protected? Yes, I understand that doesn't seem to be happening already as it is, but eventually the logic of that has to be overwhelming, even for the idiots in our government. Then you'd have to hope that they are acting as fascists more from ignorance than malevolence, which might not give one much hope.

      captcha: absconds

  13. Re:The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own g by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    One advantage of an unwritten Constitution; the Courts might give you back your rights at some later point.

  14. THEY LIVE by storkus · · Score: 1

    WE SLEEP

    1. Re:THEY LIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.exohuman.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/obey_consume.jpg

  15. Moneypenny... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    You may admit agent 00000111 for his debriefing. Oh, and send away all those nasty little people in police uniforms.

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  16. Re:The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own g by BlueStrat · · Score: 2

    What the UK is doing really frightens me, for the people that live there, and for the rest of the world.

    That's not the future I want.

    Then kill the fascist bastards and form a new government. That's what's going to happen very soon in the US if things don't change.

    Strat

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  17. UPDATE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a well played Tory hack granting retroactive immunity.

  18. The downward spiral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To sum it up; They, the British government and GCHQ, have declared themselves to be not bound by any laws. The law only exists for the average citizen, The UK is no longer a society governed by the rule of law.

    1. Re:The downward spiral by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. And the law has become a tool of oppression, not of justice.

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  19. OR!?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just a quantum insert/great cannon ruse to get you all worked up into an occupy wallstreet fervor where you can be catalogued intercepted and even further maligned.

  20. Anarchy by 7-Vodka · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I'm beginning to think the anarchists have a point.

    "As long as there are rulers, we can't have rules"

    Because they're always going to make exceptions for themselves and their cronies, and use the rules to stick it to everyone else, while loudly decrying that they speak *for* us.....

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    Liberty.

    1. Re:Anarchy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>I'm beginning to think the anarchists have a point. >>"As long as there are rulers, we can't have rules"
      excellent observation.

      >>Because they're always going to make exceptions for themselves and their cronies, and use the rules to stick it to everyone else, while loudly decrying that they speak *for* us.....
      That is in fact what those who rule us do 24/7. The unfortunate fact is that the majority of us are brainwashed to some degree (including myself). We do not realize our true power as human beings. Very sad to see the most powerful creatures in the known universerse continue to act as herd animals despirte their enormous power as individuals. I hope I will see the day when humans realize their true potential and emerge.

    2. Re:Anarchy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, we need properly representative government Of, For, and By the People.

  21. If the need immunity, then they are criminals... by gweihir · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Quite obviously so. Otherwise, if what they were doing was legal, they would not need immunity. This also means Britain does not have "rule of law" anymore, because with that everybody is subject to the law. One more step into the abyss.

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  22. Re:If the need immunity, then they are criminals.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We really should consider re-implementing the gallows for such treasonous behaviour of our leaders.

  23. dese haxx0rz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    r no dem haxx0rz ur lookin 4

  24. Re:And to think by pjt33 · · Score: 2

    You seem to have made the easy but very big mistake of believing Braveheart to be historical. There are some bits of history mixed into the plot to support the illusion, but there are also massive errors of fact, and that is one of them. (Don't get me started on the chronology...)

  25. Re:The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own g by Loki_1929 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Protip: If someone has to give them to you, they aren't rights; they're privileges.

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  26. No it isn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Immunity from criminal law is immunity from criminal law. GCHQ do a FULL TAKE on the internet, those links carry mostly British, and EU data, including MPs, their families, journalists, the lot. NSA staff are given free access to that full take.

    GCHQ did the hack of the Belgian phone system, i.e. spying on the EU. Which is also part of the British democracy.

    And yes it IS FUCKING TREASON but its un-prosecutable because they have immunity.

    "You were doing well until the paranoid conspiracy theory about the US subverting British democracy."

    No, another Snowden leaks shows that the NSA keeps data useful to it on Britain, despite the 5-eyes no spy agreement, and Snowden complained about the CIA getting a Swiss banker drunk driving in order to back/befriend him. You can kid yourself they do not do this to Britain because of the 'special relationship' but thats childish faith.

    The US can and does use all the information it has to ensure governments are favorable to its wishes. GCHQ are helping them undermine democracy.

  27. I have altered the deal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pray I don't alter it further. -- Darth Vader.

    Bad enough they were using "1984" for laying out their society. But "Star Wars" for the legal system seems a bit over the top.

  28. Every government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... been granted immunity from prosecution for any laws they might have violated ...

    It doesn't matter the philosophy, religion, economy or climate. The royalty will never punish slaves for obeying orders. The alternative is fighting townsfolk and dodging pitchforks oneself.

  29. Prioritization all fucked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to keep a people safe from terrorism, then you look at the source of terrorism. The source is: absolutely shit foreign politics of USA, and the association of UK, France and the rest of allies with it.
    It almost seems like they are intentionally creating the environment for terrorism to thrive and focus itself on their borders while at the same time creating as big an influx of immigrants as possible under the guise of moral superiority complexes and sweetened talks of "justice", "ethics", and various shit appeals to emotion, so more terrorism can slip into the countries,
    all for the sake of using the created terrorism to justify tightening the leash more and more every year until you have complete control of all people like a police state worse than Communist China in fashion.
    Catch 22 of sorts. Create a source of fear, appear to fight the source of fear, feed the source of fear, use it as leverage to dominate the population as the ignorant majority gives up their rights in trade for safety guaranteed by the same people that have created the source of fear in the first place.

  30. Re:If the need immunity, then they are criminals.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We really should consider re-implementing the gallows for such treasonous behaviour of our leaders.

    The Queen should order the execution of the treasonous Government which means the politicians shall hang by the neck until dead and then their corpses burned. Massive executions are the only way to save democracy and restore the rule of law. And you can have Conrad Black as well; he deserves to swing from a rope.

  31. "Legal" immunity maybe... by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 2

    by allowing them to hack unfettered, eventually they will come across someone who will hack back. By giving them immunity, it removes any possibility of legal recourse; the only path left for those who've been wronged by GCHQ hackers is now to follow far more illegal paths for retribution. "From Hell's heart, I strike at thee"...once the courts deny this, it will become an even more dangerous game.

    One would think that Britain has had enough past experience of what happens when their rulers remove accountability from specific segments of their subjects. When the Courts won't listen, the next step is often quite bloody.

    1. Re:"Legal" immunity maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When has the British ever had a recent revolution? Thought so.

  32. Re:The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own g by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I just watched Ex Machina last night...BEST ENDING EVER.

  33. Wait, What by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have not had a law to regulate the law enforcement actions related to technical surveillance and monitoring for this long? MP must have slipped on some partisan nuts to have overlooked the issue for so long. As to the illegal acts aboard, surely the Brittish can still negotiate with foreign governments to gain a mutually beneficial solution instead of just delivering the red coats and seeing how it goes?

  34. Not Lawful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that modern computers can be used to record audio and video within a premises, such immunity would have no genuine basis in law. It would effectively legalize activities that we would associate with agencies like the Stasi. Just because someone managed to drop it into act of Parliament, would not mean that it has the force of the law. Given the way the law was implemented, it could be viewed as some form of an attack on the UK itself. Recently, it has come to light that certain portions of GCHQ are involved in activities that run contrary to the interests of the nation and the very spirit upon which its democratic structures were established. So, it would seem that there is a certain level of contamination within GCHQ and quite possibly other agencies that needs to be addressed. I'm sure that the majority of those in GCHQ would agree with that position as well and that all that is required is the political will to implement change.

  35. Re:The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own g by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    Won't happen in the US ever. Won't happen in the UK either. What might happen is an English version of Tiananmen square. Both governments will see it happening before it happens and it will be put down quickly. Thinking otherwise is little more than an invitation to be put down sooner than later.

  36. Here's a chance for the EU to show what freedom is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now is the time for the EU to show that it really cares about freedom. The Western countries have completely lost the moral high ground (if it ever *really* even existed) against totalitarian governments that we ever so often like to make examples of and criticize. How are we any better when we do the exact same thing? A few years back there was a lot of discussion when Nokia-Siemens sold network equipment to Iran that enabled the government to wiretap calls and other communication going through the system. What I find amusing (in a really dark sense) is that we here in the West have the exact same equipment, have used it to spy domestically and sent people -- our own citizens -- to autocratic countries to be tortured. Several countries have been complicit in this by turning a blind eye to prison flights traversing through their airspace and airfields knowing exactly what they were (and some supposedly democratic and just countries like Finland destroying records relating to these flights).

    It makes me sad to think that all the rights that people have hard fought to get in the past are being pissed away in a couple of decades.

  37. Re:If the need immunity, then they are criminals.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quite obviously so. Otherwise, if what they were doing was legal, they would not need immunity. This also means Britain does not have "rule of law" anymore, because with that everybody is subject to the law. One more step into the abyss.

    Really? So you think the concept of the "rule of law" requires prison guards to be guilty of kidnap, police officers who execute search warrants to be guilty of burglary, surgeons to be guilty of GBH etc? There are good reasons to believe that this is a questionable move, but this kind of silly response achieves nothing and is no better than the governments "but terrorists!" crap.

  38. Re:If the need immunity, then they are criminals.. by Livius · · Score: 1

    Unlike GCHQ, the Queen is subject to the law.

  39. Re:If the need immunity, then they are criminals.. by gweihir · · Score: 1

    They are getting immunity. That protects them against being prosecuted for _crimes_ they have committed. What prison guards do is not a crime as long as they follow their job description. For the police to execute a legally obtained search warrant is not a crime. Doing surgery with proper authorization from the patient or under emergency condition and with the proper authorization to do surgery of the type done is not a crime. None of these things require immunity, just exceptions in the law. Immunity means you can break the law without consequences (often retroactively), not that there is an exception for what you do in the law.

    Really, have you even looked up what "rule of law" means? Because you certainly do not understand its meaning.

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  40. You know what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck the UK.

    The voters were dumb enough to vote a party back into power who more or less openly said they were going to fuck them over.

    So, yeah, the UK is officially a lost cause.

    You reap what you sow.

    1. Re:You know what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this the same country that condemned the USA for voting Bush in twice? Typical hypocrites!

    2. Re:You know what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The conservative party have already started reintroducing that snooping bill now that there's nobody to oppose them.

      Plus they've just made "extremist" speech illegal.

  41. Re:The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own g by BlueStrat · · Score: 2

    Won't happen in the US ever. Won't happen in the UK either. What might happen is an English version of Tiananmen square. Both governments will see it happening before it happens and it will be put down quickly. Thinking otherwise is little more than an invitation to be put down sooner than later.

    Yes, abandon all hope.If we lick their boots convincingly, maybe we'll be the last into the gulag.

    Strat

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  42. Really? by koan · · Score: 1

    civil rights groups were unaware that domestic hacking activities were covered now as well

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    "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
  43. Re:If the need immunity, then they are criminals.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are getting immunity. That protects them against being prosecuted for _crimes_ they have committed. What prison guards do is not a crime as long as they follow their job description. For the police to execute a legally obtained search warrant is not a crime. Doing surgery with proper authorization from the patient or under emergency condition and with the proper authorization to do surgery of the type done is not a crime. None of these things require immunity, just exceptions in the law. Immunity means you can break the law without consequences (often retroactively), not that there is an exception for what you do in the law.

    Really, have you even looked up what "rule of law" means? Because you certainly do not understand its meaning.

    Really, have you even read the article or the legislation? Because you certainly do not understand its meaning. It's not a retrospective change, and in any case immunity does not have to be absolute or retrospective. Witness immunity normally refers to retrospective immunity but government agent immunity is normally prospective and qualified. What has been added here is a specific exemption that relates to activities carried out by government agents in respect of government business. It's not necessarily a good idea, or one I support, but it is not in a separate category from GCHQ's existing exemptions.

    Without it, RIP 2(2)(a) could quite arguably have provided clear statutory grounds for GCHQ hacking activities:

    (2) For the purposes of this Act, but subject to the following provisions of this section, a person intercepts a communication in the course of its transmission by means of a telecommunication system if, and only if, he—
    (a) so modifies or interferes with the system, or its operation, [...]

    Not that telecommunication system is defined to be any apparatus between the sender and receiver, so including not just the ISP or telecom but also the laptops / phones of the communicators.

  44. Re:The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own g by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    Really?? Are you that stupid that you think the only way to change government is via violent revolution? I suppose you also think that whatever warlord replaces it will be the kind and gentle type that will gie you everything you ever wanted too.

    I think people like you are dangerous to any thriving society and downright deadly to any less than thriving society. You will attract other idiots and eventually get them killed while justifying the jackboot tactics the government would use in response. Some twit in office will look at your writings and you will convince them that spying on citizens is just and reasonable. They will lower the bar for police killings and make a list of domestic terrorist. You will justify this by your own words.

    Let's just hope they think you are little more than a retarded monkey that doesn't need to get on the list.

  45. Re:If the need immunity, then they are criminals.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until she decides it is too inconvenient and law gets changed like what happened here?

  46. Laws can be changed - again by rainer_d · · Score: 1

    Or declared illegal. Even retroactively.
    After all, our German Nazi-regime was ruling (and killing) (mostly) perfectly within its own laws.
    Later on, after we lost the war, some people actually got the rope for their crimes (admittedly, only those who didn't run fast enough, weren't killed already, couldn't blame someone else or didn't have anything to bargain with (like a prospect of owning nuke-bearing ICBMs or a list of Soviet spies)).
    So, if a future government, supported by enough people, wanted to override this exemption, I don't see that not happening. In theory.
    Granted, it will be difficult to override, but as we know: the easy things are the most difficult ;-)

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  47. Re:The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own g by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You will justify this by your own words

    Yes, let's censor our own speech before the government does so violently. Sad that you are already a slave.

  48. above the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some times it is required to put the law in your own hands, when someone is above it then you must be above it as well and do what is required..

    (.)-(.)

  49. Re:The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own g by BlueStrat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Really?? Are you that stupid that you think the only way to change government is via violent revolution?

    Not at all. The four boxes (soap, ballot, jury, ammo) are to be used in that order. So far we've tried soap, ballot, and jury.

    Next, I would try peaceful non-compliance, but I'm not naive enough to believe that the government would not respond violently.

    I think people like you are dangerous to any thriving society and downright deadly to any less than thriving society.

    We do not live in a "thriving society", we live in a fascist oligarchy that is descending into collapse. You are delusional if you believe otherwise.

    You will attract other idiots and eventually get them killed while justifying the jackboot tactics the government would use in response.

    So, with heavily-armed domestic paramilitary units assaulting the homes of citizens for things like student loan debts and misdemeanors, just how much farther does the government need to go before you would justify self defense? After you've been rounded up and sent to a camp is a bit late.

    Some twit in office will look at your writings and you will convince them that spying on citizens is just and reasonable.

    News flash, Bunky. They have believed that for decades.

    Let's just hope they think you are little more than a retarded monkey that doesn't need to get on the list.

    Nice ad hominem. Down to the last resort of those who cannot defend their position, eh? Let's hope they don't believe that everyone will roll over and lick their boots as you seem adamant to do, as that guarantees they will proceed at full speed.

    You will justify this by your own words.

    Yeah just sit down, shut up, and comply, right? Attitudes like that are historically what have enabled tyranny to fester.

    Let me translate it into a language you'll comprehend;

    "Baa-aaa-aaahhhh!"

    Strat

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  50. Re:If the need immunity, then they are criminals.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike GCHQ, the Queen is subject to the law.

    Subject to the law in that she has to only appoint her authority over the law and her 'prosecutors' are literally sent running before they get their heads chopped off or similar fate.

  51. Re:If the need immunity, then they are criminals.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until she decides it is too inconvenient and law gets changed like what happened here?

    Exactly, but much much faster; this is the Queen we're talking about here, not some unnecessary spy agency. Anyone trying to prosecute the Queen would end up instead being prosecuted themselves, at her Majesty's pleasure.

  52. Re:If the need immunity, then they are criminals.. by Livius · · Score: 1

    Your knowledge of the English/Scottish/British constitution is about 400 years out of date.

  53. Re:If the need immunity, then they are criminals.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which AC are you specifically referring to here?

  54. Re:The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own g by rbrander · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I think that's the point: the 4th amendment has become a privilege. Not just phone calls and emails, not having your pockets searched is a, well, white privilege.

  55. Re:If the need immunity, then they are criminals.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike GCHQ, the Queen is subject to the law.

    Incorrect; the Crown Proceedings act prohibits it.

  56. Re:If the need immunity, then they are criminals.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which AC are you specifically referring to here?

    Not sure but if he's referring to me, he's the one that's out of date; the UK doesn't even have a constitution! The closest is the Magna Carta.

  57. Re:The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own g by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fuck-all of it is that several of the people living in the U.K. (and U.S.) aren't aware of this and the other faults and still want to chant about how great their respective countries are.

    People in the U.S. complained about the U.N. and the "new world order": 'foreigners are trying to take over 'merica!' Where are those people now that the 'merica is trying to take over everything? And the U.K. is just about tied when it comes to this mentality.

    captcha: examined

  58. Re:The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own g by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    You don't show any understanding of rights with that statement.

    Did you think rights just floated down from the sky, mana from heaven?

    All rights are given. That doesn't mean that, as you claim, there is no such thing as the word "rights" and every time anybody says "rights" they really meant "privileges." It does mean that words have context, and that the meanings don't always align with extremist principles.

  59. Re:The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own g by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    Protip: the UK doesn't have a 4th Amendment.

    They have an "unwritten constitution." They believe this makes rights more resilient, because even if somebody tries to take them away, and uses a legal process, the courts might just give them back at any time without needing specific justification.

    Americans generally discount that idea, but lots of legal experts do disagree on the results, both theoretical and actual.

  60. Re:The UK, trying to beat China, NK at their own g by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

    Did you think rights just floated down from the sky, mana from heaven?

    No, they're inherent to the fact that we're living, sentient beings with dignity and value.

    All rights are given.

    No, rights cannot be "given" because something given can be taken away. Privileges are given and privileges can be taken away. Rights are inherent (see above) and can only be infringed inasmuch as we allow them to be.

    That doesn't mean that, as you claim, there is no such thing as the word "rights" and every time anybody says "rights" they really meant "privileges."

    Strawman; no such claim has been made. Precisely the opposite. On the other hand, sometimes people say "rights" when they mean "privileges" and vice versa.

    It does mean that words have context, and that the meanings don't always align with extremist principles.

    There's nothing extremist about living, sentient, valuable individuals having rights. Whether you believe they're inherent to the existence of that individual or endowed upon them by their creator is irrelevant. In either case, the individual is naturally provided with their rights as a fundamental component of their existence. Once this is understood and accepted, it becomes obvious why no law or act of violence can rob you of your rights; rather, merely infringe upon their free exercise. As limited creatures, we lack the requisite ability to alter the fundamental nature of mankind.

    Put another way: you can prevent me from exercising my right to self-determination or my right to self-defense, but you cannot eliminate those rights. You can - at worst - kill me.

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    -- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
  61. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently Justice is not blind after all. GCHQ Just got a Get Out Of Jail Free card, and can use it any way they want.

    Nice gig, if you can get it.