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Creationists Manipulating Search Results

reallocate writes: It looks like some Creationists are manipulating search results to ensure websites pushing religion are appearing in response to queries about science. Ask Google "What happened to the dinosaurs?" and you'll see links to Creationist sites right at the top. (And, right now, several hits to sites taking note of it.) Google has a feedback link waiting for you to use it.

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  1. "What happened to the dinosaurs?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The answer is that they're still here, SEO-ing the search results.

    Dinosaurs, the ones related to lizards, can be traced through the fossil record to a number of extinction events.

    Dinosaurs, the ones related to creationism, can be traced through the search results to the pages they've tweaked for rankings.

    1. Re:"What happened to the dinosaurs?" by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Funny

      As they call it, intelligently designing the search results.

    2. Re:"What happened to the dinosaurs?" by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 5, Informative

      Dinosaurs, the ones related to lizards

      Uhh...wut? Just because they looked like overgrown lizards in Jurassic Park, doesn't mean they're related to lizards.

      Here's Jur ass has had it Park's raptor:

      http://jurassicpark.wikia.com/...

      Here's what a raptor probably looked like IRL:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Now what modern animal does the likely IRL version of a raptor resemble? If you guessed lizard, then I'm sorry.

    3. Re:"What happened to the dinosaurs?" by davester666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think they are anti-porn, when asked in public. If you check their internet history, you are likely to get a different version of events...

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  2. Alternate story title by amicusNYCL · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Everyone trying to manipulate search results"

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    1. Re:Alternate story title by rmdingler · · Score: 5, Funny

      Amazing isn't it ? It's like watching people covered in shit, sniffing around looking for something that stinks.

      Damn. I don't get that...

      Is that a focking premium cable channel?

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    2. Re:Alternate story title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      SEO/Marketing Asshole here:

      This is slightly different than your typical manipulation in that Google is showing the result outside of the typical organic results. Google has been pulling in 'facts' under its Knowledge Graph program to return 'factual' information for common search terms (a common example is the generic name for name-brand medicine).

      Having read the patent that describes the Knowledge Graph they're suppose to validate any 'facts' with Wikipedia and other trusted data sources before returning those 'facts' in the Knowledge Graph.

      This is a serious fuck up on Google's part if jerks like Ham can get his stupid book and obviously-wrong facts into the Knowledge Graph. In reality the story should be about Google getting played not more focus on made-up bullshit that people made up to rectify the bible with science.

    3. Re:Alternate story title by rmdingler · · Score: 5, Funny
      No. I did not get the same result.

      It occurs to me you knew that and got me to search there anyway, you clever bastard.

      1)You can't wash your eyes with soap.

      2)You can't count your hair.

      3)You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.

      4)You just tried number 3.

      6)When you tried #3, you realized it's it's possible, you just look like a dog.

      7) You're smiling right now because you know you were fooled.

      8) you skipped number 5.

      9)You just checked to see if there was a #5.

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    4. Re:Alternate story title by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Bing returns the same results so unless both knowledge graphs are operating the same I would imagine it's a much simpler explanation: both sites rely on "answer" websites for answers. If you ask any question most often the results are Yahoo.Answers, Answers.com and wikihow. My guess would be that "Answers in Genesis" overloads their weighting for "answers" URLs associated with "Questions" on this topic.

      If they actually overloaded the Knowledge Graph it would appear in a special box at the top of the results. In this instance it's still just a link. If you search "Circumference of the earth" you'll get a knowledge graph result with an "official answer".

  3. One web site. by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The actual article seems to only say that one web site, titled "What really happened to the dinosaurs", appears in response to one particular search query, "What happened to the dinosaurs".

    That's annoying and stupid... but it's not the same as the hyped headline "creationists manipulating results."

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    1. Re:One web site. by timrod · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think the fear is more that kids will see this stuff while doing research for school (especially in earlier grades where they don't necessarily know better) and take it for granted. I had a professor in college who showed me a site that popped up when searching for information about the civil rights movement and Martin Luther King, Jr. that was actually run by a racist group, which contained blatantly false information. As I recall, it appeared near the top of Google results at the time, but this was five or six years ago.

      I think this kind of stuff should remain up, though. There's the free speech issue, but I think it's a really good way to teach kids how to find proper sources of information.

    2. Re:One web site. by towermac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe that's because no real scientist (all of us are scientists) would ever google "What really happened to the dinosaurs". (I guess starting tonight we have)

      The question itself is intended to solicit creationist answers. So the query results are accurate.

  4. This is a surprise? by epyT-R · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sure every ideologue out there wanting to brand their dogmatic bullshit as truth is doing the same thing.

  5. It's kinda cute by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Their zeal to push their bullshit in a vain attempt to still appear relevant. Kinda like dinosaurs in a tar pit... how fitting.

    Maybe someone should tell them that nobody outside the US even remotely takes that "controversy" serious? I do not know a single politician outside the US who would think that even remotely considering pushing an agenda as harebrained as creationism is anything but political suicide. Hell, even our ultra-conservatives would not even touch that shit with a 10 foot pole, knowing that they'd be looked at like they just claimed the tooth fairy existed.

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  6. Comedy gold by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 5, Funny

    After the Flood, around 4,300 years ago, the remnant of the land animals, including dinosaurs, came off the Ark and lived in the present world, along with people. Because of sin, the judgments of the Curse and the Flood have greatly changed earth. Post-Flood climatic change, lack of food, disease, and manâ(TM)s activities caused many types of animals to become extinct. The dinosaurs, like many other creatures, died out. Why the big mystery about dinosaurs?

    C'mon guys. you just can't make that kind of shit up. There isn't enough weed on the planet for that. It must be divinely inspired.

  7. Lisa Simpson... by jaredmauch · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I find the defendant not guilty. As for Science versus Religion, I'm issuing a restraining order. Religion must stay 500 yards from Science at all times"

  8. Re:Why is this dribble on the front page? by the+gnat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    identified Christians as potential extremists

    Identified specific Christians as potential extremists. And they do exist - why is this in any way a surprise? Every faith-based ideology (Marxism obviously falls into this category) eventually attracts violent nutjobs. Even Buddhism has violent extremists, some of whom are currently hard at work ethnically cleansing a Muslim minority in Myanmar. There are also left-wing environmentalist extremists, along with Maoists and anarchists, all of whom the DHS and FBI also track.

    Among other things, I find it curious that DHS was searching so hard for "non-Islamist" extremists - almost like Islamist extremists had DHS tacit approval.

    The fact that most worldwide religious extremists are currently Muslim does not mean we should give a free pass to domestic extremists just because they happen to follow your preferred religion. (And what makes you so certain that the DHS wasn't investigating domestic Islamists too?) Since Christians are an overwhelming majority in the US, it is certainly logical to look for extremists in that population, especially since they may have an easier time blending in, and there are existing organized extremist groups, some of which have a long history of violence. (I should note that Timothy McVeigh was an "honorably discharged military veteran".)

  9. Re:wha by Namarrgon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Creation, evolution... it is all based on belief since you can't prove either.

    Can you pick which one has vastly more evidence for it?

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  10. Creationism by Murdoch5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If creationists want to be taken seriously they need to stop arguing science on points that aren't disputed.
    If creationists wants to be taken seriously they need to create a reason for God to exist, that doesn't fall back on weak, shallow, sad logic paradoxes which don't make sense.
    If creationists wants to be taken seriously, they need to prove aspects of there given religion.

    The problem is, no creationist has ever been able to do this, they always have to result to shallow, weak, sad and pathetic arguments, against topics they don't understand and using logic that doesn't work. Just saying a theory doesn't make sense, doesn't make it false and doesn't make valid controversy. You can't just radically claim that Dinosaurs don't exist and never once provide evidence of that, that isn't a separate view, it's just a wrong view until you have evidence. Creationism has become the new face of the uneducated adult, and the worst part about this is that it's being pushed onto kids. Creationism can't be taken seriously until it starts making serious, adult arguments. Just because a creationist is to scared to grow up and drop the security blanket, doesn't mean they have a point, they don't.

  11. Re:Why is this dribble on the front page? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your theory requires that the universe be infinite. No proof of that yet, and maybe never.

    What is so hard to believe that we created the "god" myth? It's been done many times over the ages, so we have more proof of that than the other way around.

    Otherwise, who created god?

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  12. Re:Why is this dribble on the front page? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What is so hard to believe that we created the "god" myth? It's been done many times over the ages, so we have more proof of that than the other way around.

    Yes, but all those other people who created gods were just making them up, whereas the god we made up is the Real Thing!

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  13. Re:Why is this dribble on the front page? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seen any suspicious rainbows lately? This might fill you in on what the governmen is doing I hear it targets Christians:

    Actually, there was a big stunning double rainbow over Dublin last week as the people of Ireland rejected the teachings of the Church and approved same sex marriage.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/u...

    Texas, on the other hand, outlawed gay marriage and got deadly floods and tornadoes.

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/26/...

    Coincidence?

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  14. Re:Why is this dribble on the front page? by rgbatduke · · Score: 5, Informative

    The real problem is, in an infinite, probabilistic universe, even the smallest chance that God exists is a certainty. Of course, there is no shortage of conflicting, self defeating pseudo-science airheads that will believe anything else rather than making an attempt at living a Christian life with a little less ego.

    I do not think that this "probability" means what you think it means.

    I will try to tell you. No, it is too much, I will sum up.

    Suppose you have an infinite barrel of marbles, 10% of which are green. Then the probability of drawing a green marble is (wait for it) 10%. This isn't a particularly small probability. If there is a single green marble, somewhere in the barrel, the probability of drawing it is asymptotically zero, statistically neglible, less than the chance of winning the lottery, and winning the lottery in one try is far from certain. If the probability that God exists is 1 x 10^{-403} in an infinite, probabilistic Universe, then the probability that God exists is (gasp) 1 x 10^{-403}. This is most definitely not certainty. Certainty isn't the "smallest chance", it is probability 1. It is the largest (possible) chance.

    Even 1 x 10^{-403} isn't in the same ballpark as "the smallest chance", by the way. It is enormous compared to the probability that all of the air molecules in the room I'm in will suddenly (by pure chance) happen to bounce in just the right way to form a big blob of liquid air in the middle of the room and leave me gasping in a vacuum as air molecules outside of the house by strange chance miss all of the myriad pathways into the room. Which in turn is unbelievably, awesomely hugely enormous compared to the probability that the infinite, probabilistic Universe is in fact determined and known at the subatomic level by a perfectly organized, uncreated, omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent superbeing that created it all by pure magic from nothing.

    Oh, wait -- that's a contradiction, isn't it! If the Universe is infinite and probabilistic, then it can't be infinite and deterministic and hence known by an omniscient, omnipotent being, because there is nothing less probabilistic than something that is completely determined by an all powerful, all-knowing being. So your premises directly contradict your conclusion, in addition to demonstrating nothing more than the simple fact that you have absolutely no clue about probability distributions on continuous spaces.

    Ego aside, you might want to contemplate learning something about probability and reason itself before you argue in favor of something empirically, logically, and statistically indefensible. God (as a concept) is all three.

    rgb

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  15. Manipulate all search results to relevent xkcd by jfdavis668 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We need to work together to manipulate all search results to lead to whichever xkcd is most relevant to the topic.

  16. Genesis does what paleontologydon't by tepples · · Score: 5, Funny

    DuckDuckGo gave its top result to a fruitcake link saying "Genesis can explain everything...."

    Phil Collins or Sega?

  17. Re:Why is this dribble on the front page? by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you have an infinite barrel of marbles, you can't make a statement such as "10% of them are green".

    You absolutely can. Let me give a simple example: the positive integers. That is, unquestionably, an infinite set. And it also is quite clear that precisely 10% of them are divisible by 10.

    Mathematically, here's how we would describe it. Consider the set of integers from 1 to N. Let x(N) be the fraction of members in that set that are divisible by 10. It's quite easy to show that as N->infinity, x(N)->1/10.

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