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Hacking Your Body Through a Nerve In Your Neck

agent elevator writes: IEEE Spectrum has a feature (part of its Hacking the Human OS issue) on the future of vagus nerve stimulation, a device-based therapy with the potential to treat a ridiculously wide variety of ailments: epilepsy, depression, stroke, tinnitus, heart failure, migraines, asthma, the list goes on. One problem is that, because it required an implant (a bit like a pacemaker), it was never anybody's first-choice therapy. But now there's a non-invasive version, a device you just hold to your neck twice a day for a few minutes. It's being trialed first for migraines and cluster headaches (which sound horrible). If it works, vagus nerve stimulation could compete directly with drug treatments on cost and convenience and it would let doctors find new ways to hack human physiology.

82 comments

  1. I Mean, by rotorbudd · · Score: 1

    What could go wrong!

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    1. Re:I Mean, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      WindowsCE on the implant?

    2. Re:I Mean, by nospam007 · · Score: 2

      "What could go wrong!"

      Louis Wu, is that you?

    3. Re:I Mean, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasovagal_response

      I've had one. It felt like my entire nervous system was on fire, followed by aphasia, followed by the worst headache I've ever had, then loss of consciousness.

      When I came to, it felt like I had a hangover (not a terrible one, but bad enough).

    4. Re:I Mean, by Adriax · · Score: 2

      Battery cartridges made by HP's inkjet division.

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      I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
    5. Re:I Mean, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have any info to share on where you got it, cost, prescriber, prescription required, etc? Thanks.

    6. Re: I Mean, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get worse than that 3 times a day for 3 months twice a year with clusters. you sir, are a wimp. I'd think k about giving one of my on born away for a try.

  2. sounds like a pain in the neck by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    but "vagus nerve stimulation" sounds erotic.

    1. Re:sounds like a pain in the neck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but "vagus nerve stimulation" sounds erotic.

      Is your heart beating faster?

  3. "Hit Me" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hit Me"

  4. I predict nothing will come of this by Spy+Handler · · Score: 4, Informative

    I hear medical breakthroughs like this all the time, where a cheap simple device will replace expensive drugs. Then nothing happens and it's not heard of again.

    Is it because A. it doesn't work as well as inventors hoped or has too many side effects, or B. pharma industry silences them by killing them or paying them to hush it up? Help me out here.

    1. Re:I predict nothing will come of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm more inclined to go with B. If they offered me several hundred million USD for my patents and to quietly go away, I'd give it some thought.

    2. Re:I predict nothing will come of this by Falos · · Score: 1

      You don't need conspiracies to shut down a place, ISPs do it all the time. You can also jank up the barriers to entry, authorization, compliance, certification, auditing, what have you. Healthcare does it all the time so only $500 thermometers are allowed in the system.

      Unrefined method (see A) will stay unrefined. Us big boys will develop it, or if owned, will eventually buy what you (by design) can't leverage.

    3. Re:I predict nothing will come of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      more "related" to your B

      No conspiracy, big pharm and medical equipment companies will shy away from anything from which they can't exclusively profit. If they don't have incentive to promote it, they ignore it. They care about money, not health. I expect only in rare occasions will the drug companies actually try to bury something through lobbying Congress to outlaw it... but I don't know if this has ever happened (but I expect they will try when the cure for diabetes (discovered in a Canadian lab in Toronto, c.2006) begins to obliterate the massive profit of insulin sales in the US).

    4. Re:I predict nothing will come of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      False dichotomy: The correct answer is (c) because of the abject, utter failure that is science "journalism."

      Reality of so many of these breakthroughs: "This chemical cocktail, when given to a mouse cell line that models a certain kind of human cancer, shows significant anti-cancer activity with lower than usual toxicity." This is good, keep on it folks.

      However, enter breathless reporting from jism-splattered keyboard: "Oh my god, scientists at $university make cancer-curing breakthrough that completely destroys tumors in tests!"

      Later on: "Scientists, y u no cure cancer?!?!"

    5. Re:I predict nothing will come of this by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Everything that can be treated by "stimulating" the vagus nerve indicates that there is a problem with the vagus nerve. And that is in 99% of all cases a blockade/pressure by a muscle or sinew pressing on the nerve somewhere along the path that nerve is running.

      And that can be treated easily with:
      o heat
      o massage
      o simple herbal medicals like Camphor/Arnika
      o Tai Chi
      o Chi Gong
      o Osteopathy
      o Chiropractics
      o Shiatsu/Accu pressure massage

      Depending on where the blockade is and how difficult to treat it is.

      Main reasons are: very bad body posture and lack of sports and physical activity.

      I doubt an implant can long term fight against those two main reasons for illness/malfunction.

      Heck, even a simple dance class where people learn to relax the hips and stay erected with relaxed shoulders would likely solve more than 50% of the cases suffering from vagus nerve blockades.

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    6. Re:I predict nothing will come of this by TWX · · Score: 1

      I donno, are there effective treatments for tinnitus? I suffer it pretty bad from years of drums in drum corps, and it makes it difficult to sleep at night, and even artificial sounds don't really work.

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    7. Re:I predict nothing will come of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Read the article.

      "British drug giant GlaxoSmithKline has been the most public with its support, even coining the term “electroceuticals” to describe the emerging therapies. “Our goal, basically, is to speak the electrical language of the nerves to achieve a higher treatment effect,” said Kristoffer Famm, head of bioelectronics research at GSK, in a recent interview. In 2013, GSK created a US $50 million venture capital arm, Action Potential Venture Capital, to fund electroceutical startups. It’s first pick was the vagus nerve implant company SetPoint Medical."

    8. Re:I predict nothing will come of this by dpru · · Score: 1

      So far the treatments of tinnitus have been effective, but with a few caveats (as with all medical interventions).

      Here is the original animal study regarding tinnitus: http://www.nature.com/nature/j...
      And a review paper: http://www.sciencedirect.com/s...
      Here is a clinical trial that happened: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com...
      And another clinical case study: http://journals.lww.com/otolog...
      And here is a clinical trial currently happening: https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2...

      To sum up the clinical trial that has already been published: researchers found that VNS did improve tinnitus, but only in patients that were not on drugs that affected neuromodulators such as acetylcholine and norepinephrine.

    9. Re:I predict nothing will come of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or C - make it cost billions of dollars to win FDA approval for anything.

    10. Re:I predict nothing will come of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      more "related" to your B

      No conspiracy, big pharm and medical equipment companies will shy away from anything from which they can't exclusively profit. If they don't have incentive to promote it, they ignore it. They care about money, not health. I expect only in rare occasions will the drug companies actually try to bury something through lobbying Congress to outlaw it... but I don't know if this has ever happened (but I expect they will try when the cure for diabetes (discovered in a Canadian lab in Toronto, c.2006) begins to obliterate the massive profit of insulin sales in the US).

      I will have to call Bullshit on that one , because in order to do that they would have to be able to outlaw drugs that have been FDA approved since the 1920s to the 1950s and are cheap (as in less than a dollar per dose.) This is a made up conspiracy theory with 0 basis in reality. Yes I am a type 1 diabetic who is involved in the research!

    11. Re:I predict nothing will come of this by bluegutang · · Score: 1

      If it works, then why isn't Cuba using it?
      Therefore, I choose A.

    12. Re:I predict nothing will come of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the "no conspiracy" conspiracy?

  5. So, the military tech is real then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For years, there have been rumors on the web that the US government was using radio beams as a modem to read/write to the human body. If this company can do it with a handheld device, imagine what could be done with a high powered radio beam from a militart radar controlled by some serious AI.

    I think I will buy some shares in a tinfoil company. :)

    1. Re: So, the military tech is real then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course! Hence the prevailing misdirection towards hats, when the real protection is scarfs!

    2. Re: So, the military tech is real then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or a cement overcoat...

    3. Re:So, the military tech is real then... by PPH · · Score: 1

      A whole new meaning to "General Failure writing to device".

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  6. Hack your hack hackity click-bait headline hack by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1, Redundant

    if (headline contains "hack") clickbait_score++;
    if (headline contains "your") clickbait_score+=5;

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  7. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists discover that orgasims feel good.

  8. Sounds promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As someone who suffers from chronic near-continuous headaches that's a seemingly random mix of migraine, cluster, and tension for over 20 years (at least I dodged sinus - woohoo!), this is exciting. I had just started down the road of getting an implant in my neck/shoulder a while back - I was a good candidate but it got put on hold with switching insurance then decided to give another less invasive options another try.

    If I could ditch my medicines and their side effects as well as cut my pain, I would be unbelievably elated.

    1. Re:Sounds promising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto my tinnitus. I have read in the past about the potential of vagus nerve stimulation for treating tinnitus (research done at University of Texas), and have been hoping this might become more widely available. The best the specialists have been able to do for me so far is to tell me to try to ignore it.

    2. Re:Sounds promising by dpru · · Score: 1

      Clinical trials are going on right now, so hopefully they go well!

  9. Long chain of stuff by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if it can affect stress. There is some evidence gut bacteria feed stress-inducing whatever back up to the brain via this nerve, and that stress promotes abdominal (inside it) belly fat deposition, as opposed to more distributed body fat deposition, which in turn releases chemicals which cause insulin resistance, which is the main cause of Type II diabetes.

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    1. Re:Long chain of stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This paper was published a couple of years ago. It's not stress, but it's related: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0006322312009432
      There is definitely research happening about stress and VNS.

    2. Re:Long chain of stuff by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2

      Interesting thing with this is that recent studies on stem cell communication shows that cells "age" and mutate when exposed to stress and inflamation. Which means this could also aid in longevity and reducing cancer activity in the body. I think there was an article on slashdot recently looking at a drug that combatted inflamation by the immune system in body tissues -- the two of these treatments together could be rather interesting.

  10. Sounds like the Vulcan nerve pinch by Dave+Emami · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I wonder if that would count as prior art if a patent is applied for.

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    "The Greens lynched a hacker in Chicago. Last month, but I think the body's still hanging from the old Water Tower."
    1. Re:Sounds like the Vulcan nerve pinch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. The device consists of a Spock, a hand and a pair of pointy ears. It's only logical.

  11. Might Be Snake Oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm skeptical! In general, one must be very cautious regarding medical modalities that claim to treat a broad spectrum of aliments. Sounds like something from the so-called alternative medicine (SCAM). Only large-scale, double-blinded clinical trials can distinguish treatments that work from those that don't.

    1. Re:Might Be Snake Oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got you covered: https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/results?term=vagus+nerve+stimulation&Search=Search

    2. Re:Might Be Snake Oil by KGIII · · Score: 2

      If alternative medicine worked then it would not be alternative medicine. It would just be, you know, medicine.

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    3. Re:Might Be Snake Oil by arth1 · · Score: 1

      There are only two double-blind studies with results in that list, and one of them only had 9 participants, leaving only one result:
      https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2...

      It's not large scale, though - 331 participants.

      And that one is for treating a problem that exists in the brain, not the body. And worse, it has no fewer than 35(!) secondary outcome measures. This is p-hunting at its worst. With that many outcomes, there's a statistical near-certainty that there will be one or more "significant" findings. You could test people for drinking 35 different sodas and find a statistical significant result for one of them versus a disease.

      Color me not convinced. This smells of snake oil and bad science. That there are that many studies, most of them for ailments that are especially prone to natural variations, and yet not a single focused one that show positive results says all you need to know.
      This is zone therapy and chiropracty for the new millennium.

  12. Cures everything Marijuana allegedly cures by dj245 · · Score: 3

    Anyone smarter than me who can comment on if marijuana affects the vagus nerve? The list of ailments allegedly cured seems similar and both the vagus nerve and marijuana are not completely understood.

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    1. Re:Cures everything Marijuana allegedly cures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone smarter than me who can comment on if marijuana affects the vagus nerve?

      Been taking too much of the stuff, I suppose?

    2. Re:Cures everything Marijuana allegedly cures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Marijuana doesn't cure anything. It just makes you feel better.

    3. Re:Cures everything Marijuana allegedly cures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Decent number of (anecdotal) claims of cancer being treated with high doses of Rick Simpson oil (hash oil).

    4. Re:Cures everything Marijuana allegedly cures by dpru · · Score: 5, Informative

      The mechanisms behind the beneficial effects of vagus nerve stimulation are still being explored, but many researchers believe that timing is important. Precise timing is something difficult, if not impossible, to achieve using drugs - they take awhile to become active. Once active, they remain active for hours or days, and then they slowly decline.

      VNS, as well as other methods of neural stimulation, can be applied very precisely in the time domain, allowing for a timed release of neuromodulators into the brain that can influence brain plasticity. Although not all VNS research includes timing as an important issue, a large body of the research focuses on this element of it.

      Here's one paper: http://journals.lww.com/neuror...

    5. Re:Cures everything Marijuana allegedly cures by sixsixtysix · · Score: 1

      cbd oil is not hash oil

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    6. Re:Cures everything Marijuana allegedly cures by Megol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then you should see the number of (anecdotal) successful uses of plain sugar or even water!

      Or one could skip such things and use actual science for our cures...

  13. Hope it pans out... by ndykman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, severe migraine sufferers and those who suffer from cluster headaches need all the tools we can give them. As noted, if you really read about cluster headaches, it is truly shocking. It is noted sufferers are at a high risk for suicide; after I read what they go through, I was surprised that it is not even higher.

    I suffered from migraines, but on the mild to moderate scale. I was lucky, I found a preventative regimen that works very, very well for me. For those with more severe cases, I do hope this is a successful treatment option.

    1. Re:Hope it pans out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can one device/method treat so many different chronic conditions? If it can help with one, it might cause others...

    2. Re:Hope it pans out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Certain conditions don't actually harm your body, but your brain just recieves input that they are causing harm. Stop the input, stop the brain from getting that input, no more chronic condition?

    3. Re:Hope it pans out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sorry for this being buried down at 0, but I've had two episodes of cluster headaches, so I can report on what that's like.

      It's the worst pain I've ever experienced, and that's including things like broken bones and accidental burns. The word "headache" isn't really appropriate because most people think of those normal headaches which are annoying and unpleasant but leave you able to function if you need to. It's not even like a migraine - just a whole different order of magnitude.

      In a cluster headache, the only thing in your entire world, the only thing that matters at all, is for it to stop. In the moment, I'd have gladly traded decades off my lifespan in exchange for making it stop. Thankfully I haven't had an episode in many years. But I understand well how people who have it happen routinely would consider suicide as an alternative to that.

    4. Re:Hope it pans out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Oh, another thing I remembered in addition to my comment above: the "cluster" nature makes them worse in a way. There's no way to sleep, so you will be awake as long as the episode lasts. But one will hit, and then fade. When it faded I was exhausted (plus it was 3am or something) and needed to sleep, but just as I'd start to drift off, it was like suddenly someone rammed a knife up inside my sinus passages and behind my eye. And it starts over again. You have no idea how many times it will happen.

      Some people sit and hold their head and rock back and forth. All I could do was squeeze my head, wail, and pace frantically back and forth across the room, for some reason.

    5. Re:Hope it pans out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suffered from cluster headaches. I grew out of them at the age of 22 or so. I started getting them at about the age of 12. It was awful and diagnosed - it required hospitalization for the pain a number of times. And thus began my love affair and eventual addiction to opiates. It was so worth it. I would go through detox a hundred times in exchange for no cluster headaches. By the time I was done the local hospital would see me and setup a room that was dark and quiet and have dilaudid on the way.

      KGIII

      (Posting as AC which means I probably won't see a reply. I would not post AC but /. is insane and says I have been a bit too prolific with my posting. Absolutist ninnies.)

    6. Re:Hope it pans out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people can't even bear to watch someone else having an attack...

    7. Re:Hope it pans out... by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 2

      Want to be truly outraged? Google LSD and cluster headache and follow the rabbit down the hole.

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    8. Re:Hope it pans out... by sudon't · · Score: 1

      Psilocybin is also supposed to be helpful. Unfortunately, people experience euphoria as a side-effect, so it must be banned.

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      -- sudon't

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  14. Laugh by koan · · Score: 5, Funny

    What happens in vagus stays in vagus.

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    "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
    1. Re:Laugh by Atheraal · · Score: 1

      vagus, baby VAGUS

  15. Hmm by koan · · Score: 5, Informative

    In 1997, the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approved the use of VNS as an adjunctive therapy for partial-onset epilepsy. In 2005, the FDA approved the use of VNS for treatment-resistant depression.[2]

    Although the use of VNS for refractory depression has been endorsed by the American Psychiatric Association, the FDA's approval of VNS for refractory depression remains controversial. According to Dr. A. John Rush, vice chairman for research in the Department of Psychiatry at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center at Dallas, results of the VNS pilot study showed that 40 percent of the treated patients displayed at least a 50 percent or greater improvement in their condition, according to the Hamilton Depression Rating Scale.[3][4] Many other studies concur that VNS is indeed efficacious in treating depression. However, these findings do not take into account improvements over time in patients without the device. In the only randomized controlled trial VNS failed to perform any better when turned on than in otherwise similar implanted patients whose device was not turned on.[5]
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    1. Re:Hmm by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 2

      You bolded the wrong section there chief.

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      A bullet may have your name on it but splash damage is addressed "To whom it may concern."
  16. Current addiction by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    It's called a droud, people.
    Wireheads will be the new junkies, no need to leave the house or meet a dealer, just plug it in.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W...

  17. Would be nice by ArylAkamov · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This would be nice but I don't have much hope for it, there are endless new "devices" like these that don't do jack shit.

    Sounds terrible though. My girlfriend works in a headache center oddly enough, the stories I hear at the end of the day are disturbing.

    Two of their patients have committed suicide in the last month, drug overdose.

  18. Ghost in the shell predicted this! by Sepiraph · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually it makes a lot of sense since the nerves on the neck have lot of "bandwidth" already and getting access there is a lot less invasive than opening up the head to get at the brain (until we get better at Brain-Machine Interface but that really does seem a lot harder than "hacking" at the neck).

  19. Vagus nerve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there nothing it can't do? It's like the Elon Musk of the nervous system.

  20. I Know Kung Fu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Show Me

  21. Bush choking on a pretzel by mattack2 · · Score: 1

    Remember Bush choking on a pretzel?

    That was supposedly due to vagus nerve stimulation.

    http://articles.latimes.com/20...

  22. Blue Screens by recharged95 · · Score: 1

    Sure gives a new meaning to BSOD.

  23. Anorgasmia by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2

    I heard a story about a nun who had anorgasmia- meaning she couldn't experience pleasure of any sort (not just sexual). Someone did VNS surgery on her and had the implant send pulses to her pleasure center. That produced major changes- she was super happy, quit being a nun, decided to become a prostitute, and went to Venezuela(?). Eventually her pleasure center couldn't take being hammered by electricity anymore and she started to find it annoying. Eventually she had them remove it.

  24. Chiropractic Adjustment by drphilngood · · Score: 1

    Perhaps there's something to chiropractic adjustments, after all. o_0

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    ~comfortably numb~
  25. Headaches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "migraines and cluster headaches (which sound horrible.)"

    Simply put, they are. Imagine a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster heated by 1,000 suns, and you still won't come close to the excruciating and debilitating pain. Worst of all, it's hard to explain to someone who lacks any kind of reference point.

  26. Huge grain of salt by Cytotoxic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Any time a single device (or drug, or supplement, or treatment) purports to treat a wide variety of seemingly unrelated ailments, your first instinct should be heavy skepticism. Also, when a device purports to work for ailments that have soft endpoints and are amenable to placebo effect, you should evaluate any study carefully. The literature is filled with studies that purport to show promising results, only to collapse when more rigorous methods are applied.

    epilepsy, depression, stroke, tinnitus, heart failure, migraines, asthma,

    With the exception of stroke and heart failure, this is a list of ailments that are commonly targeted by scam medicine, because they are conditions that will often be self-reported as improved no matter what the intervention. When more rigorous measurements are applied, these effects tend to evaporate.

    Let's hope it works, but let's look for some well done studies too.

  27. I smell bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like a bunch of "biotech$$$" firms selling snake oil. Not enough research to back it up. If it worked that well investors would have already flooded to it and we would be seeing it on cnn, not slashdot.

    1. Re:I smell bs by dpru · · Score: 1

      Not enough research? Vagus nerve stimulation has been around since '90s, and is already in use in the clinic for both depression and epilepsy. It is more recently being explored as an option for stroke and brain injury recovery.

      A simple search of "vagus nerve stimulation" on Google Scholar returns 140,000 results. If you constrict it to only the year 2015, it returns over 2000 results. That's a lot of research.

      There are also plenty of clinical trials happening, as you can see here:
      https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2...

  28. USB3, ethernet, firewire, what is it? by sp4ni3l · · Score: 1

    Finally, they found a way to make my HBI (Human Brain Interface) possible. No more IBM model M for me! Where do I apply?

  29. Digital rectal stimulationRe:sounds like a pain in by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

    While we're waiting for this to become widely available, there's always:

    http://www.newscientist.com/ar...

    which also works via the vagus nerve!

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    -WolfWithoutAClause

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  30. I found my v-spot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    V-spot, the new hotness.

    G-spots are old and busted.

  31. Migraine sufferer here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I average roughly two a month, they typically last six hours.

    Sumatriptan is the greatest invention of all time. It works, with very few side effects, as long as you take it before the migraine starts.

    After the migraine starts (for example, if you wake up in the night with one already in progress) you'll need hard core painkillers. These are addictive and some people use them for fun (migraineurs pretty much never do, because we need them to function at full effectiveness).

    The for-profit prison industry is currently making a billion dollar push to make safe painkillers legally unavailable, because it has been well proven that pain sufferers will turn to illegal drugs, typically heroin, in the absence of safe, legal prescription painkillers. This of course fills the for-profit prisons and thus the pockets of their overlords.

    The guns are locked up with a complex combination lock that I cannot manage while suffering a migraine.

  32. Coccyx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The better place to make the connection would be at the Coccyx, rather than in the neck. After all, isn't that what that plug is for?

  33. where have all the trekkies gone? by t_ban · · Score: 1

    I came to this page specifically to see how close to the top the reference to Mr Spock appeared. Alas, it seems I'm the first to mention it. What's happening to Slashdot???

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