LHC Restarts High-Energy Quest For Exotic Physics
astroengine writes: It's official: After a long 27 month hiatus for upgrades and a 2 month restart, the world's largest particle accelerator is back in the particle collision business. As of 10:40 a.m. CET (5:40 a.m. ET), the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) was running at record-breaking energies and collecting science data. Physicists now expect the particle collider to run non-stop for the next 3 years. We are in a new era of high-energy particle physics where, for the first time, we don't exactly know what we'll find. "With the LHC back in the collision-production mode, we celebrate the end of two months of beam commissioning," said CERN Director of Accelerators and Technology Frédérick Bordry in a press release. "It is a great accomplishment and a rewarding moment for all of the teams involved in the work performed during the long shutdown of the LHC, in the powering tests and in the beam commissioning process. All these people have dedicated so much of their time to making this happen."
Is it the collider that's large, or the hadrons?
reach around for all Physicists, especially since the target is set so high.... as in "anything" or "nothing" at all.
"we don't exactly know what we'll find" maybe our ass or maybe not
At long, long last, we'll have a steady stream of accidents, radically altering the DNA and molecular structure of absent-minded scientists, visiting students and well-meaning janitors, imbuing them with the power of the universe, resulting in crazy new super-powers that even Stan Lee couldn't have imagined! I wonder where they'll have their headquarters, once they band together to defend all the peoples of Earth??
(Personal Open Terminal). in this episode mutant crown royal dna is composted in the lhc. 'we're going to grow something here' was the official statement? viewers are feeling ill frequently... tbc... next up; hymenologist's lament; missing monkey hymens.. don't miss it post parity
"We are in a new era of high-energy particle physics where, for the first time, we don't exactly know what we'll find."
I wonder if this is how the Big Bang came to be?
and stock up on grenades!
We play the game with the bravery of being out of range
Apparently it will collect 15 petabytes a year.
http://www.lhc-closer.es/1/3/1...
Here is a picture of server room
http://home.web.cern.ch/about/...
love is just extroverted narcissism
I agree about the bill and nothingness, but nice retirement packages?!?!
Google "postdoc hell" and you will get he real picture. Many of PhDs get out of the conveyor belt at 40 with zero savings and no future prospects. It's really quite sad (luckily physicist can mostly at least code)
Oh yes, all of those Particle Physicists definitely got in it for the money... Check out that 15 year old Volvo lifestyle!
I read the internet for the articles.
and a lot of shot spots.
Maybe they will finally find out how many exotic dancers can dance on the head of a pin.
Check out that 15 year old Volvo lifestyle!
Hey, they're pretty good for collisions.
My God, it's Full of Source!
OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
The LHC will not start a chain reaction in the universe converting it all to a lower energy state and letting all the planets in all the solar systems turn to goo.
It will not blow a hole in space-time and let all the matter get sucked thru the hole. It will not destroy gravity.
I am not an atomic playboy as one of my critics labeled me colliding these protons to satisfy my personal whim.
http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lh...
Never thought I see to live these energies... and now for 3 years we will get some interesting effects.
Actually what will be the most interesting is that after three years NOTHING HAPPENS, that is to say that our knowledge of Physics is fairly complete. However nature has a way of surprising us.
A lot of Physicists have been taking up careers with High Frequency Trading firms. Some are making excellent money doing so.
"To those who are overly cautious, everything is impossible. "
Shit. Things have gotten so bad the quarks have to get on the pole to make a living.
If you were me, you'd be good lookin'. - six string samurai
Physicists are generally technically smart people. They don't drive Volvo's. That's the *studies and soft sciences people
John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
Just wondering if the Mayan Calendar included leap year in the translations. If not, let me see, 5126 years, divided by 4 = 1281 leap days missed, and it's been about 884 days since the 'end of the world' and experiments are on track for the next 900 days.
Um...
"Who are you?" "No one of consequence." "I must know." "Get used to disappointment."
These people spent billions of dollars to get experimental results that they expect they won't be able to explain, at least right away. Their highest hope? To stumble upon new physics.
Yet when it comes to the EM Drive or as we saw yesterday, strange results from a sheet of graphine and a laser, it's all Bull Shit, poor Science, charlatans, etc.
Why not? Those old diesel ones will basically run forever, or until the parts holding the engine and drive train together rust away.
Time to offend someone
Sure. Why not. We have videos on the front page, polls posted as stories. Beta. Why shouldn't the new slashdot have fucktards that think 'first post durp durp' is still cool.
Welcome to the new /.!
What!??!!? There is no profit? KILL IT! We shouldn't spend any money on anything that doesn't show a first quarter profit.
That includes killing funding for any schools you attended because they all apparently failed to explain to you (and a lot of the general public) the value of general science research that isn't chasing a short term profit.
One of my best friends was working on the SCSC (20x more powerful than LHC, but traded for the massive science return of the ISS). After it was shut down, he went into insurance as a programmer and all of his fellow grad students went to wall street.
https://op-webtools.web.cern.c...
Live on the web -- this is a summary page, with much more available
They were pretty good for collisions 15 years ago
There fixed that for you
Push the sample into the analysis beam please...
Actually what will be the most interesting is that after three years NOTHING HAPPENS, that is to say that our knowledge of Physics is fairly complete. However nature has a way of surprising us.
We have found particles at energies of x^1, x^2, and now with the W and Higgs, x^3. There's good reason within the standard model to believe that this progression will continue at least through x^4. It's fairly easy to see the energy ranges where the particles so far have clustered, and there really no rational reason that there won't be a cluster at even higher energies, based on the same Feynman-Dyson diagram solutions that resulted in use predicting the W and Higgs energy ranges. If you Monte Carlo at the higher energy ranges with the same constraints on the relativistically invariant pair production, the math shows particle spikes up to 10^5 (not that the LHC can hit those energies, but the math works...).
Supersymmetry is a gross violation of Ockham's Razor. Also, if not found, it will weaken string theory - not a bad thing, bearing in mind the latter's insistence on a flat background space-time.
you're just jealous. that's all... you just wish you were as cool as the FP to get FP.
the value of general science research that isn't chasing a short term profit.
you must be some sort of communist.
When they finally rust away you will through a party.
I can finally get a decent car! Ding dong the DL Volvo is dead.
The only problem will be finding a new car that performs badly enough.
John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
Bozons: the swarm of particles you get when you use Space Nutter Troll as the target in the LHC.
Like pure communism, pure capitalism fails as a model for government because it assumes people wont game the system for personal gain.
...being passionate about something doesn't automatically mean anyone is willing to pay you for it.
And, being a genius doesn't automatically entitle you to money.
It is on you to check career prospects before picking a major. If you drop a fortune for an education in a field where labor supply far outstrips demand, you have no one to blame but yourself.
Designed by supercomputer, built by machines, crashed by dummies.
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The make a quick assessment whether a particle shower is interesting, then store it for future analysis. The four detector complexes have up to 10K subdetectors each, different directions and energies. Then you propose what a certain decay sequence might look like and sift the trillion recorded explosions.
For exeample there were several dozen possible decay paths for the Higgs, but only a handful were detectable in this setup. It took longer to analyze the data than run the machine.
Astronomy surveys, particle detectors, seismic surveys. The technology grows a factor of thousand every decade.
Large Hardon Collider
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
As I recall, the first run of LHC was scheduled to run only 6 months out of 12, due to seasonal electricity price differences (although I think they abandoned that to get back on schedule after the catastrophic magnet failure.) Does anyone know if they're really running non-stop for three years, or is there significant down-time that the science reporter didn't know about or glossed over?
Quattuor res in hoc mundo sanctae sunt: libri, liberi, libertas et liberalitas.
Hmm, it didn't take long for something to decided to spoil the party.
LHC operation had to be stopped a few hours ago. The LBDS decided to show some sort of anomaly.
For those that have no clue, LBDS is the linear beam dumping system. It can take 7TeV particle beams to its face, and safely dispose of them... without creating new three-eyed fish, big green people that grow quite strong when pissed off, and other such undesirable phenomena.
No phisics for the day :-( They cannot very well run a couple of proton beams @7TeV when the only safe way to dispose of said beams decided to "have issues".