NASA To Test Inflatable Donut For Landing On Mars
An anonymous reader writes: When NASA has put rovers on the surface of Mars, they've relied heavily on parachutes to get through the atmosphere safely. Aerobraking doesn't work as well as it does on Earth because Mars's atmosphere is so thin. Parachuting runs into the same problem, but it's easier to pack a bigger chute than it is to bring along a bigger heat shield. But NASA has been working on that exact problem, and they'll soon test the Low-Density Supersonic Decelerator (LDSD), which looks an awful lot like a giant, inflatable donut. When a spacecraft is ready to enter an atmosphere, the LDSD will inflate along its outside edge, substantially increasing its surface area while not adding too much weight. Weather has postponed the test a couple times already, but NASA hopes to complete it on Monday.
A lander with a sore arse?
Don't be apathetic. Procrastinate!
... delicious jelly or Boston creme?
Wherever You Go, There You Are
Mormons in Space?
I believe NASA did all of its LSD testing back in the 60's...
NASA needs to spend more time thinking about asteroids and less time worrying about hemorrhoids!
Oh, right.
... a free one yesterday.
It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
Thank the spaghetti monster in the sky we finally have a cure for this scourge of the universe. Finally a butt doughnut to fit my galactic sized derrière!
It's more likely than you think!
A day late, a dollar short.... *yesterday* was Donut Day.
Rocket Scientist #1: Want a donut?
Rocket Scientist #2: Whoa, man. It's all like psychadelic like
Rocket Scientist #1: No it's not, it's a cinnamon donut
Rocket Scientist #2: Gravy... what's with all the like pink icing and little spheres of different colors like joseph's technicolor dreamsuit, like? like?
Rocket Scientist #1: Stop saying like
Rocket Scientist #2: What, man? Like chill out.
Rocket Scientist #1: Fuck off
Rocket Scientist #2: Whoa, man. Take one of these here chill pills, like.
Rocket Scientist #1: Who are you anyway?
Rocket Scientist #2: Dude, I am on the short list for the like Mars Lunar Mission
Rocket Scientist #1: The what?
Rocket Scientist #2: The Lunar Mars Mission, like
Rocket Scientist #1: Seriously, this is like serious. Can you be serious, like?
Rocket Scientist #2: Are you me?
Rocket Scientist #1: Who?
Rocket Scientist #2: You?
Rocket Scientist #1: I take back the offer. No donut for you.
Rocket Scientist #2: Who?
Rocket Scientist #1: Fuck off
Rocket Scientist #2: Me?
Rocket Scientist #1: No, the fucking cleaner
Rocket Scientist #2: Where?
Rocket Scientist #1: Anywhere. Why are you glowing anyway?
Rocket Scientist #2: Where?
Rocket Scientist #1: All over. And those flashing lights under your skin... wtf are they for?
Rocket Scientist #2: Can I have my donut?
Rocket Scientist #1: No!!!!
Rocket Scientist #2: Give me my chill pill back, like, now, like.
Rocket Scientist #1: I ate it
Rocket Scientist #2: Where's the cleaner?
Rocket Scientist #1: Who?
Rocket Scientist #2: You
Rocket Scientist #1: What time is it like dude?
Rocket Scientist #2: Where?
Rocket Scientist #1: There
Rocket Scientist #2: Four twenty!
--Homer
Broadcst from JPL, over the com system it was announced it's still rolling, still rolling (nervous laughter), still rolling, ok forgot to account for Doppler, it's stopped now.
(Mars was receding from us).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jro7YovY9RY
A clever way to establish a voluntary Martian police state. They'll be jumping off rooftops to get there first. Way to go.
Mmm ... Low-Density Supersonic Decelerator. (drool)
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
Originally called the High Energy Mobility Re-entry Oval for Interplanetary Descent, or more colloquially HEMROID
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I would think this would be more useful for... Uranus.
This is their second test of this device.
The first time they tested it, the parachute that was supposed to deploy shredded to pieces.
Video of the last test here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
i love you NASA!
"If you double the mass of the payload, you need to double the area of the parachute. Curiosity used a parachute 15 meters in diameter. If you doubled the mass, you would need a parachute 60 meters in diameter."
The diameter of a doubled area would be 21m. At least calculated on a circle, on a half sphere it would be even less. But I don't know if parachutes area is calculated on the surface or the cut.
But hey, I could be totally wrong and then some other anonymous coward could correct me :-)
I bet they call it the Low-Density Supersonic Doughnut internally.
Looks like NASA engineers have been taking clues from Arthur C. Clarke again.
How does it taste?
Ich bin ein berliner.
- Holy crap, I've got MOD points! Who thought that was a good idea.