Chinese Doctor Performs Head Transplants On Mice
An anonymous reader writes: Xiaoping Ren, a Chinese surgeon, has performed roughly 1,000 head transplants on mice since 2013 and says that monkeys are next. Some of the mice have lived as long as a day after the operations according to Ren and he hopes to have similar success with primates. With $1.6 million of funding so far, he says, "We want to do this clinically, but we have to make an animal model with long-term survival first. Currently, I am not confident to say that I can do a human transplant."
The immune response would have to be serious.
if you have two genetically identical mice then swapping their heads should be more viable.
The interesting thing in so far as humans would be doing the same thing.
Forget the ethics for a moment. Lets say you got a clone of yourself... doing a head swap would be less of a big deal than grabbing some random other person and doing a head swap with them.
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that we're moving into "Island of Dr. Moreau" territory?
brain functions.
Look at the wiki page about mice brain,
in the spine is a part of the brain, .. that is responsible for breathing.
(compare to headless chicken)
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So he's transplanted a bunch of heads. Do they have control of the body, or is this functionally the same as what Vladimir Demikhov did ages ago?
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Some of the mice have lived as long as a day after the operations according to Ren and he hopes to have similar success with primates.
Maybe he should try to have his patients survive more than one day, before moving up to primates.
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We'll be able to give our decrepit MPs and congressmen new, healthy brains!
How can I believe you when you tell me what I don't want to hear?
How about switching to another species after you get the lifetime close to half of normal. These aren't fruit flies.
"Kill me now, please kill me now."
I hope Ren understands just who it is he is experimenting on.
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Sounds more like a BODY transplant to me...
Meh. I'll be impressed when he gets a mouse to live as long as this chicken which lived 18 months without any head at all. Then he can work on demonstrating the creature is as sentient as it was before the operation. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M...
A Chinese delicacy ...
I can't understand how head transplants are even helpful in the real world. I can understand limb transplants, livers, kidneys, but heads? How often does someone lose their head and there is another head ready to take it's place? Seems to me like this is one thing that will almost never have use for anything practical if it's even possible.
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"Some of the mice have lived as long as a day after the operations according to Ren and he hopes to have similar success with primates."
Really? He'd better get survival rates down to something close to normal lifespans before he moves up to primates or he's an idiot.
I wonder if he's even bothered to look at the old Soviet attempts at this. With that short "survival" duration, I highly doubt it.
What a HUGE success!
Before moving to chimps... How about figuring how to make them last more than a day...
Which according to Woody Allen's book "Without Feathers" is "a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion."
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How is this physically possible? 1000 transplants in under three years! This is more than one serious microsurgery per day. An article in WSJ says he leaves the brain stem of the acceptor along with the so that it can control breading and hearth beat. This would mean that he is just connecting the blood vessels of the donor head to the circulatory system on the acceptor, without connecting the nerves. This seems more feasible to me, but hardly warrants the bombastic headlines. Does anybody have a link to an original research paper?
and they were certainly sentient beings being sacrificed.
They were "sentient" cause the story demanded it.
There is no reason why a jar-grown clone would need to be anything other than completely brain dead.
Hell... If they can be grown to a full healthy adult in an artificial womb - make the clones anencephalic.
And then there's that whole bit where people don't give a flying fuck about what happens to their clone's ass when their own ass is on the line.
I for one wouldn't care. Hell... I'd club my own clone-self to death with a garden dwarf if necessary.
Though it would probably just be much simpler to just check the "yes - I would like to have a clone(s) for all my future transplant needs" box.
And besides that... It is not sentient if it is never allowed to be sentient.
Keep it in a box - both physical and mental.
All that needs to be done is just get in there while it is still just an abortion in a jar, and never allow it to form sentience.
There. "Morality" problem solved.
And for anyone out there who's getting their panties all bunched up while getting their favorite appeal to emotion argument ready - THINK OF THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS CUNTS!
You know how hard it is to get child-sized organs for transplantation?
You wanna go and tell those dying children they have to die cause your "morality" won't allow them to have clones?
Boy are you people fucking heartless.
But in all seriousness now - that's what all "morality" arguments about cloning boil down to.
Appeal to this or that emotion.
Whether it is fear or guilt-shaming or simply "my god is against that".
A clone raised in a jar is no different from a stillborn baby, resuscitated into a coma and kept alive by machines.
Except there are no parents to fool themselves that their little Braindead Billy will get better and grow up to be a politician or a model.
Oh... And to any of those Fuckers for Ethical Treatment of Clones out there...
My clones come with a contract on their ass.
Clone leaves the storage without my consent - its head explodes.
It leaves the storage WITH my consent but without my immediate medical need - there's money in an account out there for anyone who blows its head off.
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We all know Ron Popeil is the inventor of the technology that lets heads survive separate from their bodies...
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The mind makes us who we are, so wouldn't this be a body transplant?
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"Despite the mind-blowing possibilities", "ground breaking" - ????
1000 Mice killed with a 0 success rate and primates next.
1.6 Million funding so far - more to come, as it seems.
What is the actual benefit, how many humans would be able to take advantage of such a procedure at what success rate and which result?
Just for reference, the much hailed CPR has a success rate of - depending where one looks - 6 or 10 % and of those, half have maybe a halfway liveable life, the other half will be tied to an artificial reparator working against their native breath rythm for the rest of their remaining life, not considering remaining mental capacities.
If it really happens that someone gets injured to bad that a new head would be adequate - or, the other way around, the body is wasted and a replacement could be helpful (?)... is this worth it?
All sounds pretty much sick to me. Some ego trip of doing something somebody has never done and wasting living creatures en mass for this.
Maybe a mandatory mental health check should be done on a couple of individuals running those projects before start. Seems basic respect for life in general is missing here.
They are almost here.
Surely the aim would be for a full body transplant rather than a head transplant.
Although I have had colleagues who I would recommend for a head transplant...
I think I'll get a second opinion from Dr. Stimpson J. Cat.
Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
What a horrible horrible man.
Gotta love the cruel nature of the scientific method.
We've always been better at taking things apart than puting them back together.
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You dismantle the neighbourhood cats and dogs to make yourself a Labrapussy and they chuck you in the nut house .. but if I was a "Doctor" I'd be praised for my work!
Unfair!!!
Or something like that. There was one of those creepy "you won't believe dis shizit" shows on history channel or Discovery or one of those others a few years ago that I downloaded... It had a warning about disturbing content before each episode. In one of the episodes, it talked about a doctor several decades ago who tried head transplants on monkeys. Of course, they died a day later at the most as well, and the situation was described as being terrifying for the apes or monkeys because they'd be paralyzed and whatnot.
It's been done. The question is, is the technology we have now enough to provide a full or nearly full recovery afterwards?
Translates roughly to "we have no clue how to do this right".
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I dunno, these made in China head transplant mice only come with a one day warranty.
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Dr. Robert White has already done a monkey head transplant. He did an interview for Motherboard a while back.
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One fucking day. Anybody can do that just by reattaching the blood vessels. What is so special about that?
Well Stimpy, is the head dead yet? (with apologies to Don Henley)
I'd suggest reading some David Lewis and Saul Kripke. This topic of who is the real "you" has been elaborated upon in fantastic detail :)
It has also been laid out in dramatic and exciting detail by John Varley in The Phantom of Kansas [Galaxy Feb 1976].
We can have mice with attractive heads!
Sick and tired of catching unattractive mice in my traps.
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"Currently, I am not confident to say that I can do a human transplant."
He considers it a success when the mice live for "as long as" a single day? He's really going to blow his budget in a hurry on primates if he can't even get his mice to live very long.
A person with such an attitude towards animals, sees humans the same way. He would have to.
Unfortunately, a head needs a donor body, right? ... whom?
And you're not going to take a body banged up in a car accident, disabled, or available due to some disease, right?
So, reasonably, a donor would be
A person with a mental disability?
A person having suffered severe head trauma?
A person with an expected lower standard of living than the recipient head?
Or maybe a clone of the person? Except that, that would require some advance planning, a clone willing to sacrifice, and of course an answer to the question: why not just transfer the consciousness instead of the whole head.
It just seems that such an act of experimental barbarism should have the whole thing clearly thought out.
"Consensus" in science is _always_ a political construct.
Praise the penis that we have such paragons of morality like you - ready to sentence random strangers to death based on their own antiquated moral and other beliefs.
Including scientific beliefs. As opposed to scientific reality.
Cause believing that a clone which was never allowed to grow into a person (cause it was built that way) is anything more than an overgrown collection of cells - is no different than the beliefs of those religious nuts who claim every fertilized and unfertilized egg and every sperm are a potential human being.
You make clones. Design them.
Fully healthy human clones means that you could have a blonde Asian female clone of yourself as well as a redhead black male clone of yourself. If you wanted to.
They are not persons any more than a collection of human organs kept alive by a machine is a person.
Or a braindead body with no cerebral activity. Just organs. No person inside.
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For starters...
While there is currently no technology to produce healthy human clones technology for growing muscles is readily available and has been for centuries.
It is only that now it can all be replaced with exoskeletons.
As for reflexes... you have no idea what you are talking about don't you? Reflexes are built into the nervous system.
As in - it's biology. Like heart pumping blood. You don't "learn" that.
That's why when checking the nervous system for damage one of the main indicators that are checked are reflexes.
And standing, walking, talking etc. are NOT reflexes. Hint: Humans have to learn to do those things.
And relearn to do them in the case of an injury, through physical therapy.
Injury like breaking both legs in a skiing accident, a car crash - or a full body transplant.
What's the use of a clone knowing how to walk or dance? That's gonna get overwritten anyway.
You don't pick up a taste for cigarettes with a smoker's kidney or hearts, nor do you get artistic with painter's cornea.
There is no soul, spirit, sentience or skill in a bunch of CELLS.
Same way, there are no transferable reflexes from a body to a mind - cause body don't know jack shit.
Sure... stuff will taste, smell and look kinda different for a while and you'll have to get your liver used to alcohol and fatty food again... but that's just the part of necessary physical therapy.
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The martians seem to transplant heads from one body to another just for amusement... for example, a woman's head on chihulula's body. One could only expect the chinese would simply copy this procedure rather than innovate. ;-)
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"Some of the mice have lived as long as a day after the operations according to Ren and he hopes to have similar success with primates."
Or, put another way, 100% of the mice died within a day.
Probably work on extending that before moving to primates.
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...from accepting a "Yes", even in your own words.
Unless there is something like an auto-exercise machine that can provide a full range of human activity to a brainless corpse, the process would be pointless.
It is only that now it can all be replaced with exoskeletons.
As for...
It seems much safer and potentially more effective to simply raise a clone child and simply confiscate the body when the transplantee is ready.
Besides those rather retarded morality issues that have caused my post above to fluctuate from 1 to 5 and down back to 2... Which is hilarious, watching supposedly above average intelligent and educated people (i.e. Nerds.) getting so emotional about SciFi beliefs.
Anyway, besides that... A "free range" clone would be susceptible to damage and destruction from diseases and injuries, thus increasing the number of clones needed (probably to hundreds) in order to have a single healthy clone readily available when necessary.
"Clone in a jar" can be kept safe from nearly anything, up to nuclear strikes.
All "raising clone" does is make for a Michael Bay movie.
grew up physically disabled and had some function restored medically later in life.
Unless the person being cloned grew up physically disabled, that is of no relevance.
The transplanted nervous system already knows how to use the body.
We're not talking about someone growing up with physical issues preventing them from developing a healthy body - we're talking about someone with no issues getting a new body due to catastrophic wear and tear of the original body.
Again, reflexes are neurological and thus biological - and thus built-in in a healthy new body.
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