Chinese Doctor Performs Head Transplants On Mice
An anonymous reader writes: Xiaoping Ren, a Chinese surgeon, has performed roughly 1,000 head transplants on mice since 2013 and says that monkeys are next. Some of the mice have lived as long as a day after the operations according to Ren and he hopes to have similar success with primates. With $1.6 million of funding so far, he says, "We want to do this clinically, but we have to make an animal model with long-term survival first. Currently, I am not confident to say that I can do a human transplant."
Maybe if he just keeps stapling the monkey head onto a new body once a day, the head will be able to live a long and horrifying life.
Incipiamus, fratres, servire Domino Deo, quia hucusque vix vel parum in nullo profecimus.
You dismantle the neighbourhood cats and dogs to make yourself a Labrapussy and they chuck you in the nut house .. but if I was a "Doctor" I'd be praised for my work!
Unfair!!!