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FBI Investigating Series of Fiber Cuts In San Francisco Bay Area

jfruh writes: Ten times over four separate nights in the past year, telecom cables have been mysteriously cut in various locations around the San Francisco Bay Area. Now the FBI is investigating the incidents as potential sabotage. ITWorld reports: "In the past year, there were 10 instances on four separate nights when telecom cables were intentionally cut in Fremont, Walnut Creek, Alamo, Berkeley and San Jose, the agency said Monday. FBI Special Agent Greg Wuthrich said it's unclear if the incidents are unrelated or the work of a single person or group, but the FBI is keen to hear from anyone who may have witnessed anything suspicious."

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  1. Fiber Cuts by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fiber cuts?
    Listen, putz:
    Keep it smooth,
    Or door she shuts.
    Burma Shave

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  2. Re:probably a muslim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I can't help but immediately blame this on the FBI. They want to know if anyone saw anything suspicious. Meanwhile they know very well who saw it, because they themselves cut it? That way they can index your honesty level regarding high level organized crime.

  3. Re:Kids by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Funny

    Probably a kid with a grudge.

    Keep my kids out of this ...

    Or maybe an old white man with a lost sense of entitlement.

    And my dad.

  4. Somebody's lost by hackertourist · · Score: 3, Funny

    and is using the reverse of the tried-and-true (when you're lost: bury a length of fiber, wait for the inevitable backhoe to show up).

  5. Re:probably a muslim by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Funny

    More likely, one of those "stakeholders" who wants to drive the techies out of San Francisco and go back to the good old days when the street people dominated.

  6. Re:probably a muslim by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was an ungodly atheist LGBT socialist.
    Statistically since this is the SF area it isn't all that unlikely that it was.

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  7. Re:And now for the bad news... by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, I don't know. If I saw a Comcast worker actually fixing something, that would be pretty memorable.

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  8. Re:And now for the bad news... by dargaud · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can you imagine crime in Alaska: "what were you doing in the night from november 1st to february 15th ?"

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