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Apple De-Certifies Monster Cables After Lawsuit Against Beats

An anonymous reader writes: Since 2005, Monster cables have been licensed under Apple's "Made For iDevice" program, which lets cable manufacturers put a logo on their product signifying they work with Apple products. Now, Apple has revoked that certification. In January of this year, Monster sued Beats, accusing its founders of fraud. Beats was acquired by Apple in 2014, and Monster is accusing Apple of bullying them by terminating the licensing deal. Monster's general counsel said the move would "significantly disrupt Monster's business and that the two companies had worked well for years, with Monster paying Apple more than $12 million in licensing fees since 2008."

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  1. This is going to be hilarious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Flim-flam cable maker suing overpriced hipster baiting electronics firm over tacky rich kid headphones.

    Fetch me my popcorn

    1. Re:This is going to be hilarious. by techstar25 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know what they say: All is fair in love and war and overpriced A/V accessories.

  2. Does Monster make overpriced watch bands? by tomhath · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seems like it would be a natural market for them.

    1. Re:Does Monster make overpriced watch bands? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you don't use a Monster watch band, you won't get true time fidelity. Monster watch bands give you perfectly clear seconds, while all those cheap watch bands will only give you ugly, degraded seconds.

    2. Re:Does Monster make overpriced watch bands? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sloppy seconds, you mean.

  3. Monster accuses Beats of fraud? by mark_reh · · Score: 3, Funny

    The company whose entire business is based on selling overpriced cables to phools is accusing another company of fraud?

  4. Re:Monster Business School by Phreakiture · · Score: 5, Funny

    customers who advocate the superiority of your product on faith alone. Because they spent so goddamn much.

    The guitarist in a band I've engineered for is stone deaf but thinks of himself as an audiophile. He can't hear the hum coming out of his guitar amp, but swears by these overpriced interconnect cables as well as the special acoustic pad that he puts said humming amp on. One night I pointed out one of the XLR cables to him and said, "You see that $10 cable there? Whatever you're listening to went through one of those." He didn't say another word to me all night.

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  5. $12 million... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    so that's like what? 6 cables?

  6. Re:So, a good move then by Aqualung812 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple only charges around 2-3 times more for a cable than the competition.

    Monster's level of bullshit is another sport entirely.

    Buying genuine Apple stuff is like buying parts from the dealership for you car. More expensive, and may or may not be any better than what you can get elsewhere.

    Buying anything Monster is like buying a bottle of $100 window cleaner that has specially aligned atoms that will reduce wind resistance and increase speed on your car.

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  7. Re:Monster Business School by Carewolf · · Score: 2, Funny

    At that moment, you surely felt better than him, right?

    Really, I mean, what's wrong with leaving people to their own harmless opinions, no matter how wrong?

    It is not harmless. He is hurting his own economy for one thing. Secondly, if he is performing and is wasting money on useles crap instead of fixing the broken equipment that is causing bad audio, the audience suffers too.

  8. Bring out the stickers and crying hipsters. by Pascoea · · Score: 3, Funny

    So now the good folks at Monster will have to go put black stickers over the "Made for iDevice" logos on their packages, and the millions of hipsters will cry out in horror as their overpriced headphones will no longer work with their iPhones.

  9. Re:This was always going to happen by NatasRevol · · Score: 5, Funny

    realistic understanding of the Cult of Ayn Rand

    If there ever was an oxymoron....

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  10. Re:Monster Cables are Great by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    fancy-pants ones have this great braid on them that makes them slide across one another easily

    I was going to ask what exactly are you doing such that 'sliding across one another easily' is important but then I decided that was probably not a good idea.

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  11. Re:Monster Business School by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's why I make sure to use dust-plated connectors.

  12. Re:Bad guys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    One asks the another, where is your attorney? They answer: he was disbarred this morning.