Editing DNA For Fame and Fortune
An anonymous reader writes: The world of genome editing is booming, with several startups racing to develop new tools and therapies out of the DNA-hacking insights of several hotshot scientists. Venture capitalists are pouring big money into this so-called 'CRISPR craze,' which has attracted over $600 million in funding since the beginning of 2013. But major questions loom over who is the rightful owner of this technology, and the leading parties are battling for control of the key patents. Will this new crop of genome-editing companies survive long enough to fulfill their promise of treating genetic disorders? As the patent feud wages on, lives and fortunes hang in the balance.
Today it'll fix genetic disorders. Tomorrow it'll allow us to change our attributes.
For instance, here's the 4 assed monkey.
If you were me, you'd be good lookin'. - six string samurai
It is time to recompile humanity. Too many bugs in the old stable release. First we can patch out bugs, but we will also be able to optimize performance and add new features. This way we won't have to be scared of AI out of fear that it could rewrite itself. We would be able to do that as well.
If genetic modifications ever emerge as the medical miracle they're supposed to, there will be no stopping the use of the technology. All you need is for a country to refuse to enforce or recognize the patents, and presto -- the world's foremost medical tourism destination. I sort of despise the idea of patenting features of nature, so perhaps a bit of schadenfreude there.
I have no doubt the information will be spread, too. If Snowden can be widely hailed as a hero for leaking the NSA's rampant cybercrime, just imagine the pats on the back for the guy who leaks the key to cancer. (Yeah, yeah, along with threats of jail time, so he'll have to light out for Cambodia or whatever.)
I, for one, would like to sign up to be our new genetically-engineered overlord.
There's no genetic cure for ignorance; a mental state that can be changed if we so choose of our own volition.
Life is not for the lazy.
Do we want them to survive?
"If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
I hereby collect you as my 10,000th genetic slave - the real Genetic Overlord...
What's to patent? DNA is clearly prior art and in public domain.
I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
That is all.
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why bother inventing something if you can look forward to a life-long court battle?
I knew somebody would beat me to it.
Just like the real meaning to the Cylon Prayer, "All this has happened before and will happen again." Certain things are inevitable. There are countries and scientists who will have no problem with the the thousands of "failed experiments" necessary to perfect these techniques. The only question is whether we will die in eugenics wars, or at the hands of super-AI, or from runaway global warming.