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Celebrating Workarounds, Kludges, and Hacks

itwbennett writes: We all have some favorite workarounds that right a perceived wrong (like getting around the Wall Street Journal paywall) or make something work the way we think it ought to. From turning off annoying features in your Prius to getting around sanctions in Crimea and convincing your Android phone you're somewhere you're not, workarounds are a point of pride, showing off our ingenuity and resourcefulness. And sometimes artful workarounds can even keep businesses operating in times of crisis. Take, for example, the Sony employees, who, in the wake of the Great Hack of 2014 when the company's servers went down, dug out old company BlackBerrys that, while they had been abandoned, had never had their plans deactivated. Because BlackBerrys used RIM's email servers instead of Sony's, they could still communicate with one another, and employees with BlackBerrys became the company's lifeline as it slowly put itself back together. What hacks and workarounds keep your life sane?

145 comments

  1. checking my coat pockets for money. by turkeydance · · Score: 2, Funny

    i'm kinda LOW tech.

    1. Re:checking my coat pockets for money. by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      The bit of wire wrapped around the push-mower handle that keeps the engine brake from engaging the moment I release my grip on the handle.

      Oh, it's for the safety of the children! Think of the puppies! No. Just, No.

    2. Re:checking my coat pockets for money. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The bit of wire wrapped around the push-mower handle that keeps the engine brake from engaging the moment I release my grip on the handle.

      Oh, it's for the safety of the children! Think of the puppies! No. Just, No.

      Not only a hack but a macho-hack.

      I bet you cut the seatbelts out of your car too.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    3. Re:checking my coat pockets for money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wire and gas-powered machine hacks are more prosaic. My old snowblower had the cables held to the handle with plastic parts. Naturally, those broke the first season, resulting in no tension on the cables. So I used some wire to to bind them to the handle nut. That held for a decade.

      More recently, my riding mower had a problem where the piss-poor casting of a ring on the end of a cable broke. So I wired that one up, too. It works, but I'll end up making a metal piece, as the tension on that is too much for the electric fence wire to hold indefinitely.

  2. Ad blockers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Makes the web work the way it ought to.

  3. Nobeta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:Nobeta by buckfeta2014 · · Score: 1

      I see what you did there...

      --
      Buck Feta. You know what to do.
    2. Re:Nobeta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://slashdot.org/?nobeta=1, of course!

      oh man, do I LOVE you for that...

    3. Re:Nobeta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      boil that frog

  4. Quantum HDD by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This I heard from a ex-Quantum coworker; purportedly the drive firmware was suffering from a memory corruption problem (several consecutive bytes keep getting overwritten in RAM.) The engineer tasked with fixing the problem shifts the code by the said number of bytes and declares victory. After that I never looked at HDD the same way again.

    --
    ELOI, ELOI, LAMA SABACHTHANI!?
    1. Re:Quantum HDD by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      That kind of thing is pretty common with embedded systems. You have code that has been tested and otherwise works, except for this one bug. Much of it is probably ancient, with new bits tacked on as time goes by. You are terrified of breaking something by making changes, so you do a hack like this that makes minimal changes. A proper fix could cause even more problems.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    2. Re:Quantum HDD by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

      My problem isn't that particular hack is considered an appropriate fix, but that the original problem was never root-caused. A properly configured ICE should be able to trap the problem, but instead a hack is put in place and victory declared.

      --
      ELOI, ELOI, LAMA SABACHTHANI!?
    3. Re: Quantum HDD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a hack, that's the solution.

  5. A certain newspaper's firewall can be avoided by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The trick is to stop the download from it after the article posts but before the demand for the subscription kicks in. I know of another that does a better job...

    1. Re: A certain newspaper's firewall can be avoided by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My devious hack to read more than the allocated max number of articles per month is to delete cache and cookies.

    2. Re: A certain newspaper's firewall can be avoided by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither you nor OP have ever just done this?.... Paste the article title into google and click the link from Google. Works on NYT and WSJ, all of them. On chrome or safari or others you can just double click the title and paste it into the address bar in like two seconds.

    3. Re: A certain newspaper's firewall can be avoided by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More sites are trying to detect adblockers lately. Some just throw up a "please shut off your adblocker" image where one of the ads would go. A handful, though, use JavaScript to redirect you to a "GFY" page.

      My response to them? There's a Chrome extension that allows you to disable JavaScript for sites that abuse it (kinda like NoScript on Firefox, now that I think about it). Install it, disallow JavaScript, enjoy. Problem solved, problem staying solved.

      (The thing I really don't get is that they're burning more bandwidth with their stupid anti-adblock script than if they didn't have it.

  6. Abuse of sudo by kramer2718 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At an old job, we were given sudoer privileges, but there was a blacklist of dangerous commands that we couldn't sudo (such as bash, su, etc), so I wrote a one line script to get around that called hijack:

    $@

    Then I could type

    $sudo hijack

    and sudo any command I wanted.

    1. Re:Abuse of sudo by Green+Salad · · Score: 2

      Also at an old job...I was mini-mainframe programmer/analyst rendered nearly ineffective by a sysadmin that set up automatic log-out after A FEW MINUTES of keyboard inactivity from the terminal in the name of security. I didn't appreciate having my thought-train derailed every few minutes by a message saying I'd been kicked off. My terminal was a DOS-based PC running terminal emulation software. I wrote a macro to insert two keystrokes into the keyboard buffer every few minutes. (cursor-right followed by cursor-left.)

    2. Re: Abuse of sudo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to do the same recently... and it WAS my job to upgrade some software where I required shell access as root to do it. IT changed the sudo command rules to a whitelist without consulting our team, and was not available and/or willing to address the issue in a timely manner. If IT had agreed to take on the job of maintaining the software, then fine, but they specifically said WE were responsible for it. So I have no qualms about getting access in those situations.

    3. Re: Abuse of sudo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't cursor left than right be better?

      I can see right than left causing problems more often.

    4. Re:Abuse of sudo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh look at Commander Killbuzz here, trampling on the spirit of the thread.

      Congrats.

    5. Re: Abuse of sudo by _merlin · · Score: 1

      Or maybe XOFF then XON (Ctrl-S, Ctrl-Q), although that might not count as keyboard activity.

    6. Re:Abuse of sudo by omtinez · · Score: 1

      That does not beat my take on bypassing security: saving said password into a macro to achieve "automatic login". It also prevented me from taking the guilt trip to the IT dept. because I forgot my password AGAIN, since they made us change it every few weeks. To get to that macro someone had to get to my computer when it was unlocked anyway, so I did not find my own actions terribly wrong.

    7. Re:Abuse of sudo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similar thing - except we had a white list of commands, a list that included lessing a particular file. Less file, drop to command prompt, do what the hell you liked then quit back to looking at that important file.

    8. Re:Abuse of sudo by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      Pardon my ignorance, but what does "$@" do?
      It's not very googleable.

    9. Re:Abuse of sudo by BlackPignouf · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sorry, found it :
      http://stackoverflow.com/quest...

      I already used it, but forgot it since.

    10. Re:Abuse of sudo by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      Oh look at Commander Killbuzz here, trampling on the spirit of the thread.

      Congrats.

      There's a difference between fucking around with your own stuff and fucking around with stuff owned by your employer (or any other person).

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    11. Re:Abuse of sudo by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Thank you, I just got me all learned up on something.

      The link to the text doc on idallen.com is an especially handy reference for examples.

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
    12. Re:Abuse of sudo by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      No wonder you don't work there anymore. Those machines aren't your personal toys.

      http://sniff.numachi.com/pages...

      --
      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  7. How the Sony hack could have been prevented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It seems unlikely that the hack would have been prevented had Sony Pictures actively been relying on BlackBerry service in the first place" or not relying on MICROS~1 WINDO~1. Now what were some people saying about not using open source without first getting it certified by a lawyer?

  8. Undid an old game crack by brute force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wanted to play an old abandonware game, but the only copy I could find had been cracked to bypass the "copy protection" questions, and the crack had some unfortunate side effects. An old text file showed which two bytes to change in DEBUG to crack it, so I knew which two bytes had been changed in which file, but I didn't know what the original values were. Fortunately, SCUMMVM's source code shows the hash of the file it's looking for. So I wrote a shell script to create 2^16 copies of the copy with all possible values for those 2 bytes, and looked for the one with the right hash.

    1. Re:Undid an old game crack by brute force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wanted to play an old abandonware game, but the only copy I could find had been cracked to bypass the "copy protection" questions, and the crack had some unfortunate side effects. An old text file showed which two bytes to change in DEBUG to crack it, so I knew which two bytes had been changed in which file, but I didn't know what the original values were. Fortunately, SCUMMVM's source code shows the hash of the file it's looking for. So I wrote a shell script to create 2^16 copies of the copy with all possible values for those 2 bytes, and looked for the one with the right hash.

      Neat!

      Would you be so kind as to tell us the details in case someone else wants to play the same game?

    2. Re:Undid an old game crack by brute force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You want me to confess to creating 2^16 unauthorized derivative works?

    3. Re:Undid an old game crack by brute force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I borrowed X-wing off a friend, and played a few times, then they wanted their manual back. So I knew a couple of passwords, but didn't know the page/line/word they were for (I just remembered typing them in). I found the one I knew using a hex editor in a file, and all around it were other password-y looking words as well, all equally spaced. I changed them all to "aaa".

    4. Re:Undid an old game crack by brute force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could pay off all the Greek debt on your own thanks to the piracy fines.

  9. Booze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you are feeling down, works wonders, at least for today.

    1. Re:Booze by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Don't let this AC's post fool you. Booze is for every day, not just today.

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
  10. "hacks" by buckfeta2014 · · Score: 1

    See title.

    --
    Buck Feta. You know what to do.
  11. Screen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With a submitted request and approval you could get root privilege on selected servers that would expire in two day. If you executed the become_root command in a screen session, you could hold on to root for the life of the session, which could be until the next reboot of the machine. I always seemed to have one or two of these sessions available for an emergency. It was a great time saver.

  12. Tape by fhage · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Black, to cover the obnoxious blue LEDs.
    White, to let some light through.
    Masking tape over the speakers in the kid's toys.
    Duct, to keep the taillight on the truck.
    Surgical, to keep the bandage on while I work.

    1. Re:Tape by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Gaffer's, to pick up small items that fall into tight places

    2. Re:Tape by i.r.id10t · · Score: 2

      I've used aluminum tape to bed the action of a rifle in the stock.

      --
      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
    3. Re:Tape by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      Post-it, to cover the laptop's web-cam when not in use.

    4. Re:Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Scotch tape looks better and allows the camera to still sense light so the keyboard doesn't illuminate during the daytime.

    5. Re:Tape by Green+Salad · · Score: 4, Funny

      Red tape, to slow down upstart competitors
      Do Not Cross - Crime Scene tape, to prank your co-worker
      Audio tape, to reveal the hypocrisy of politicians

    6. Re:Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find removing the batteries then burring the screw on the battery cover to be far more effective (which has the effect of stumping "over" people who think it would be nice to restore the kids toys to there former glory).

    7. Re:Tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look into VHB mounting tape ($30/roll on amazon). Your arsenal is lacking.

  13. ssh port forwarding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More useful than a Swiss army knife.

  14. bypassed "locked down" work computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    booted into safe mode
    disabled the service that prevents users from installing software
    booted back into regular mode
    installed software I needed to do my job
    booted back into safe mode and re-enabled the service

  15. decidedly low tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    decidedly low tech and it probably shows my age, but back the days of dialup my modem was ridiculously loud when dialling and was capable of waking up other people in the house when i would occasionally get disconnected at night. there was no switch for the speaker but there was a headphone jack. so i cut the 3.5mm jack off a useless pair of earphones and bam, silence.

    1. Re:decidedly low tech by operagost · · Score: 1

      The "L" command (e.g., ATL0) set the speaker volume, but perhaps it didn't work during dialing on your modem.

      --

      Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
    2. Re:decidedly low tech by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      "ATM0" is your friend. It shuts the modem speaker off entirely including during dialing. "ATL0" works on some modems but not others (like internals with the sound piped through the sound card).

  16. Hardware Boot Sector Recovery by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Back when a 10 MB full-height 5-1/4" hard drive was still somewhat of a big deal, I acquired one that had boot sector damage. It could be low-level formatted just fine, but the first few cylinders were damaged so it couldn't be a bootable drive in a PC-XT clone.

    It used an optical limit sensor to detect when the stepper motor moving the head in and out was at the outer end of travel. I epoxied a little bit of metal onto the end of the encoder to slightly extend the head inward. After a fresh low-level format, the new 'track zero' was defect free and the drive was bootable and could be deployed as the C: drive. I think I then put it to use as the C: drive in the PC-XT that I ran my BBS on (WWIV 3.2.1, 1200 baud, online 24/7)

    1. Re:Hardware Boot Sector Recovery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Miniscribe 3650 drives (5.25" half height 40MB HDD, ST-506 MFM interface)
      - Reliable enough with RLL controller (unlike Seagate and others) so instant 50% extra space
      - Track zero interrupter arm would wiggle loose off the stepper outside the chamber, pop the lid and visually realign it - all good

    2. Re:Hardware Boot Sector Recovery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and cloning those super-expensive 720k 3.5" blank floppies that were sold for some CPM-based word processing system on my Atari for cents in the dollar.

  17. MS Office Re-treading by Sir+Holo · · Score: 2

    I have the current version of MS Office. No choice in my profession.

    But – WAY BACK in 2000, I created myriad keyboard shourtcuts and customized toolbar strips. The current version of Word is stupider than any predecessor — 15-year-old bugs have never been corrected, but they took away keyboard shortcuts everyone had adapted to using.

    Well, with two hours of hacking, I banished the Ribbon, and made Word operate the exact same way as I've been used to for 15 years – same keystrokes, Styles, etc.. I did not have to re-learn how to do what I already knew how to do. Unless MS has some improvement on the level of Gutenberg's, they should please stop changing the way typical things are done!

    This ability came from experience hex-editing EA games in the 1980's to make them actually playable.

    I recommend any alternative: Mellel, OpenOffice, Corel WorPerfect, Nisus Writer Pro, LibreOffice, MachWrite, Pages, or any RTF or PT editor. I can even open & edit WordStar files from 1988!

  18. I'm so ashamed by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    With all the clever hacks and workarounds people are posting, I'm ashamed to say my best is using a steak knife as a screwdriver.

    --
    You are welcome on my lawn.
    1. Re:I'm so ashamed by dissy · · Score: 4, Funny

      With all the clever hacks and workarounds people are posting, I'm ashamed to say my best is using a steak knife as a screwdriver.

      It could be worse. I'm eating steak off of a screwdriver :{

  19. dos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my first foray into 'coding'... was 9 years old and had just bought a game that i couldnt play because i didnt have enough available memory to run the install program. no internet, lived in the middle of nowhere without a computer geek running a store. i just ripped my autoexec.bat to shreds trying to get it to work. eventually got it down to barebones and just added drivers one by one until i only had the ones necessary to run the game. i learned during that process that microsoft's mouse driver was a FUCKING HUGE tsr. i ended up copying another mouse driver from a friends pc to finally get up above the 610kb required amount.

  20. weed and no bowl by louden+obscure · · Score: 1

    Because reefer has become too expensive to burn it up inna joint.
    ...poking holes and slits into an empty aluminum can
    ...rooting around in my toolbox and scoring a long 10mm socket

    --
    Serenity now, insanity later.
    1. Re: weed and no bowl by IMightB · · Score: 2

      I always used an apple, nice flavor plus you can eat the apple afterwards....

  21. Re:Using what's already there for more... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if it was that good you wouldn't have to keep spamming slashdot about it.

  22. my best hack by kesuki · · Score: 2

    well the most fun hack was using a kodo beast and a raider to ensnare and devour a level 10 red dragon and suicide the kodo in an enemy base where the level 10 dragon proceeded to kill the enemy for me.

    the best hack ever was using a boot floppy to take a user password which i knew and put it in the root password's shadow file which i had forgotten the root password for, and then rebooted and got into Debian as root, and proceeded to load x as root. it was my laptop though, i just was kinda trying to stop relying on windows 95 and use freebsd and debian linux.

    1. Re:my best hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why wouldn't you just pass init=/bin/sh to the kernel via lilo or grub and then mount / read-write and then passwd root. Then remount / read only. Then you can exec /sbin/init and be on your way and booting your system normally. Not sure why this needed to involve a rescue floppy :P

    2. Re:my best hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you missed the point of the original post....

      Sure you can do it different ways, but why take a dump on something creative that a person used once to get around a problem they had. It's like saying using tape is for fools, use glue instead to keep those two pieces of (insert material of choice) together.

      Oh wait just like me an ac.

  23. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Interesting

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  24. Re:Using what's already there for more... apk by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    He's been at it for years. Don't feed the troll.

    --
    "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  25. Become major of a place on foursquare by unrtst · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't use foursquare, but a friend was bragging about being mayor at a couple places. I commented that I could be mayor in a month or two. He ended up betting me I couldn't. I warned him that it was super easy and he would be stupid for making that bet, but he still did it. That night, shortly after a few drunken minutes trying to type my password, the first cron job started running...


    #!/usr/bin/perl
    # call it from cron with:
    # perl foursquare_checkin <location_id> <latitude> <longitude> <your_login_email> <password>
    # Ex: perl foursquare_checkin 2021944 40.676141 -73.983452 foo@bar.baz 12345
    my ($user,$pass) = @ARGV[3,4];
    my $auth = MIME::Base64::encode("$user:$pass",'');
    use MIME::Base64;
    use IO::Socket;
    sleep(rand()*600); # so checkins are slightly random
    my $sock = IO::Socket::INET->new(PeerAddr=>'api.foursquare.com', PeerPort=>80,
                                                                      Proto =>'tcp', Type=>SOCK_STREAM) or die;
    $ARGV[1] += rand() * 0.0001 - 0.00005; # wobble location
    $ARGV[2] += rand() * 0.0001 - 0.00005;
    my $str = "vid=$ARGV[0]&private=0&geolat=$ARGV[1]&geolong=$ARGV[2]";
    print $sock "POST /v1/checkin HTTP/1.1\r\nHost: api.foursquare.com\r\nUser-Agent:" ." Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU like Mac OS X; en) AppleWebKit/420+ " ."(KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.0 Mobile/1C10 Safari/419.3\r\nContent" ."-Type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded\r\nAuthorization: Basic " ."$auth\r\nContent-length: ", length($str)+2, "\r\n\r\n$str\r\n";
    my $res = <$sock>;

    And yes, I know that's ugly, and there's easier and cleaner ways, but it got the job done well enough to get me mayor of a few places and really pissed off the gambler before I turned it off for good. I have no idea if this still works (ie. lack of any form of message authenticity or handshake etc), but it wouldn't surprise me if it did... feel free becoming mayor of anywhere you want (you can even checkin to places across the country and back on a regular basis and they didn't catch it). But if it no longer works, don't ask me.

  26. Everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I work with Cisco voice products - everything I do is a hack...

  27. Software TDMA for WiFi by aXis100 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Many years ago when WiFi first came out and internet was still really slow I was active in a community based wireless FreeNet. We had set up multiple 10+ km links between our houses and had a full dynamically routed system spanning most of a city.

    Problem was, WiFi is renowned for the "hidden node" problem, where clients cant hear each other and fail to successfully perform collision avoidance. Packetloss goes through the roof and throughput suffers terribly.

    So, I wrote a perl script that interacted with IPtables QUEUE feature to keep the wireless packets a buffer, and they would only be released then that client received a token from a master server. It was a massive hack, but worked a treat and gave huge improvements to our throughput and stability.

    Years later companies like Mitronik and Ubiquity introduced similar functionality in their wireless station firmware, but we were well ahead of the curve.

  28. I'm thinking a different Quantum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    QED, QCD & QFD -- greatest kludges mankind has ever put forward.

  29. Dang buzzer by Moof123 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Being able to listen to music with your car doors open is great, if not for the dang "your keys are in the ignition. So I spend a couple hours ripping open my dash to get to the stupid thing and rip the connector loose. It was a vast improvement in the utility of my truck.

    1. Re:Dang buzzer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude, why didn't you just cut the wire to the switch on the door jam? Took me like 10 seconds!

    2. Re:Dang buzzer by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Being able to listen to music with your car doors open is great, if not for the dang "your keys are in the ignition. So I spend a couple hours ripping open my dash to get to the stupid thing and rip the connector loose. It was a vast improvement in the utility of my truck.

      Or, you affix a small tab of sheet metal or plastic near the door light switch with a single screw so you can swivel it over so the switch thinks the door is closed..... takes 15 min. if you have an electric drill.

      --
      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  30. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  31. Bitmaps in the cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Found this one a few days ago:

    https://github.com/tylerpitchford/bitmap-all-the-things

  32. live patching non-modular code in a running ircd.. by AndroSyn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So there was a bug several years ago in ircd-ratbox that impacted the core code that wasn't a loadable module. There was a bug in cidr matching that really needed fixed. So..I wrote a loadable module that got the address of the C function that needed replaced. Then I used mprotect to set that page the function was in memory to be read/write.
    Then..I scribbled over the start of the function with x86 opcodes to make it jump to a replacement function that was in the just loaded module.

    Or in code.. match_cidr is the bad function, fixed_match_cidr is the replacement.

    static int
    modinit(void)
    {
            char snag[7];
            snag[0] = 0xB8;
            *(int *) &snag[1] = (int) fixed_match_cidr;
            snag[5] = 0xFF;
            snag[6] = 0xE0;
     
        memcpy(saved, match_cidr, 7);
        mprotect(ALIGN(match_cidr-(PAGESIZE)), PAGESIZE*2, PROT_READ|PROT_WRITE|PROT_EXEC);
        memcpy(match_cidr, snag, 7);
        mprotect(ALIGN(match_cidr-(PAGESIZE)), PAGESIZE*2, PROT_READ|PROT_EXEC);
        return 0;
    }

  33. A bit of a hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A few years ago, a coworker of mine wrote a tool to get around hotel WIFI restrictions. They found that usually everything outbound was blocked, except for DNS requests. They also found that they could use their own DNS server without issue.
    They went home and wrote a small DNS server that served theirdomain.com. Requests would be encoded into base64 and submitted via a request for the subdomain of theirdomain.com, and responses were able to be sent back by offering different CNAME results.

    They said it was fairly slow, and each "packet" could only be what fit into the subdomain of theirdomain.com, which also resulted in a lot of useless DNS records appearing on the server(s), but it was able to transmit at a few kilobytes per second - enough to get a basic web browsing session going over restricted hotel WIFI.

    (Note: I may be forgetting some of the intricacies of how this worked. They showed the working code and the slow bitrate to me not long after writing it.)

    1. Re:A bit of a hack by Harald+Paulsen · · Score: 2

      ip-over-dns, or iodine, can accomplish this.

      https://grahamedgecombe.com/bl...

      --
      Harald
  34. Siemens Telecom Equipment and other telecom hacks by williamyf · · Score: 1

    Shell Scripting to detect "Dormant BTSs", the feature cost $50K in OMC-B 4.5 and was free in 5.5 (which was due in 1 year and had hardware upgrade and consulting costs associated). Script: $0, one afternoon.

    DispMCR on a Siemens mobile switch of 100k subscribers. Fair enough. but how do you balance 3 of those running at the same time go get 24/7 MCRs? Without bringing down the switch? That takes skill, and steel nerves.

    Now a day, not much hacking, but my chromecast thinks it is in japan, and happily uses WiFi Channel 14... ;-)

    --
    *** Suerte a todos y Feliz dia!
  35. I wrote a bash script once... by mvdw · · Score: 1

    Yeah, no big deal I guess. Except that this bash script generated a keystroke file that was input to a DOS-based key injector program to automate some proprietary conversion software to convert thousands of files that were being done manually (keystroke, enter, enter filename, choose option, press go, wait for return, lather rinse repeat - you know the drill).

    1. Re: I wrote a bash script once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man expect

  36. I baked my PS3 in the oven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...In order to soften and re-set cracked solder, which is the main cause of the Yellow Light of Death (YLOD) issue.

    PS3 worked well for another 6 months before YLOD'ing again. Luckily in that time I'd been making backups of my save data so I could transfer them to a new PS3 this time around.

    There's Youtube videos for the entire process, but basically:

    - Preheat Oven to 200C
    - Void your warranty and take apart the PS3
    - Keep unscrewing until you can take out the motherboard
    - Clean off the thermal paste from the chips with an alcohol rub
    - Prop motherboard up on a tray using scrunched balls of aluminum foil wrap
    - Pop tray in the oven for 10 minutes
    - Take out and let it cool down at room temp
    - Put it back in the PS3 case and apply fresh thermal paste
    - Plug/screw in/everything you removed before
    - Power up

    1. Re:I baked my PS3 in the oven by adrianhensler · · Score: 1

      I did this as well. I took it out when the USB ports started letting out some rather smelly black smoke. ..that's how I knew it was 'ready'. It was successful as well.

    2. Re:I baked my PS3 in the oven by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Doing this in an oven you bake food in can be detrimental to your long term health.

  37. Thank you for playing Wing Commander by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As development for Wing Commander came to a close, the EMM386 memory manager the game used would give an exception when the user exited the game. It would print out a message similar to "EMM386 Memory manager error..." with additional information. The team could not isolate and fix the error and they needed to ship it as soon as possible. As a work-around, one of the game's programmers, Ken Demarest III, hex-edited the memory manager so it displayed a different message. Instead of the error message, it printed "Thank you for playing Wing Commander."

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    --
    Boffoonery - downloadable Comedy Benefit for Bletchley Park
    1. Re:Thank you for playing Wing Commander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not proud of it... but I've done similar things... more than once...

  38. Bits is Bits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was a consultant for a customer relocating their data center, updating IP ranges . During discovery we found custom code using hard coded IP addresses with no source code. Due to the time crunch (we're already late vacating the old data center!), I used a hex editor to find the addressing and update it to either a DNS entry or the new hardcoded address, depending on what I could fit. It wasn't difficult, I just had some nifty tools available and assisted other teams with similar updates.

    You'd think something like that might be worth at least a pat on the back. Instead I got tied up in change control because there is no source code available. I tried to check in the old executable as source code but couldn't get approval. I wound up having staging updates and after the move deploying code on urgent break/fix tickets.

  39. US Constitution by penguinoid · · Score: 1

    Our laws have got to be the most daring hack ever.

    --
    Don't waste your vote! Vote for whoever you want, unless you live in a swing state it won't matter anyways
  40. Wetware hack: Sardines as desert by dotancohen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I introduced sardines to my daughters as desert, and only give it to them as a treat. Now they enjoy an inexpensive, healthy snack when other kids demand ice cream and chocolate. If that's not a hack, then I don't know what is.

    --
    It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
    1. Re:Wetware hack: Sardines as desert by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Funny

      I introduced sardines to my daughters as desert, and only give it to them as a treat. Now they enjoy an inexpensive, healthy snack when other kids demand ice cream and chocolate. If that's not a hack, then I don't know what is.

      No offence, but are your kids retarded, or do you just lock them up in the basement away from any other human contact?

      I find it hard to believe they don't know what "sweet" tastes like.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    2. Re:Wetware hack: Sardines as desert by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      Every kid goes through weird phases like that. They'll outgrow it in a month or so.

    3. Re:Wetware hack: Sardines as desert by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Of course they know what sweet tastes like. I just took the difficult-but-responsible act of teaching my children to enjoy things that are not sweet, rather than the easy-but-harmful act of teaching them to crave sweets and other harmful substances. My eight year old also does calculus and completely understands the difference between kinetic and potential energy, and does mgh=1/2mv^2 to figure out how fast something is falling, or how fast she needs her bicycle to go before hitting the curb, such that it will have enough speed afterwards to keep upright. She'll also tell you all about gravity, thrust, lift, and drag and then tell you why the F-4 has so much anhedral on the horizontal stabilizer.

      I guess it helps that my kids are outside playing, exerting energy and learning how things work, while many other children are snacking away in front of the TV all evening. Some parents go for easy. Some parents invest in their children.

      Oops, I fed a troll. If it's an excuse to brag about my smart, healthy kids, then it was worth it.

      --
      It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
    4. Re:Wetware hack: Sardines as desert by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Every kid goes through weird phases like that. They'll outgrow it in a month or so.

      It's been a good two years at least!

      --
      It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
    5. Re:Wetware hack: Sardines as desert by GNU(slash)Nickname · · Score: 2

      Oops, I fed a troll. If it's an excuse to brag about my smart, healthy kids, then it was worth it.

      Now if you had fed the troll a sardine, the internet might be a better place for us all.

    6. Re:Wetware hack: Sardines as desert by GNU(slash)Nickname · · Score: 1

      No offence, but...

      Translation: I am about to say something incredibly offensive, on purpose, but because I say "no offence" first, it doesn't count. Kinda like the assholes who think that parking in no stopping zones is allowed as long as they put on their 4-way flashers first.

      are your kids retarded

      Yup, there it is.

    7. Re:Wetware hack: Sardines as desert by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      I introduced sardines to my daughters as desert, and only give it to them as a treat. Now they enjoy an inexpensive, healthy snack when other kids demand ice cream and chocolate. If that's not a hack, then I don't know what is.

      No offence, but are your kids retarded, or do you just lock them up in the basement away from any other human contact?

      I find it hard to believe they don't know what "sweet" tastes like.

      sweet is anything your parents restrict access to.

      --
      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  41. But ... by jandersen · · Score: 0

    ...getting around the Wall Street Journal paywall...

    Yes, well, but why would anybody want it that much? It's a Murdoch outlet, I mean? It's a bit like forging a $500 voucher for MacDonalds; you may be able to get $500's worth of food, but it would be MacDonalds.

    1. Re:But ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...getting around the Wall Street Journal paywall...

      Yes, well, but why would anybody want it that much? It's a Murdoch outlet, I mean? It's a bit like forging a $500 voucher for MacDonalds; you may be able to get $50's worth of food, but it would be MacDonalds.

      FTFY

  42. Like I said to Red Flayer... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: It's better than anything you've ever done as an unidentifiable ac nobody like you clearly are - no balls @ all on YOUR end... lol!

    APK

    P.S.=> Per my subject & for your reference you reprehensible troll - a dose of truth for you too -> http://hardware.slashdot.org/c... ... apk

  43. Using what's already there natively... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: For more speed, security, reliability & anonymity via APK Hosts File Engine 9.0++ SR-2 32/64-bit http://start64.com/index.php?o...

    * All "home made, natural ingredients & STRAIGHT from the tap" - by yours truly!

    Simply by using what you already have that does the job BETTER & FASTER than bloated browser addons!

    Addons add on more overheads in messagepassing from a SLOWER mode of operations (less cpu serviced in usermode, layering over browsers slowing them more) vs. hosts in PnP kernelmode, cpu + ram overuse (addons lose by comparison to hosts)!

    Hosts are NOT BRIBED to NOT do the job of blocking ads (adblock & adblock+ are & THAT WAS THE ONLY JOB THEY HAD for Pete's sake)

    Hosts do a HELL OF A LOT MORE than those wrecks *EVER* could - by FAR, & doing MORE with LESS (far more efficiently!)

    "Less is MORE = Good Engineering"

    &

    "A fool makes things bigger + more complex: It takes a touch of genius & a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction." - Einstein

    (I wanted to do a JOB right, & many other jobs ontop of it (adblocking for my speed + bandwidth back initially, & later for security vs. malvertising) - SO, I did it myself...)

    APK

    P.S.=> "Pats self on back"... apk

    1. Re:Using what's already there natively... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dude...I got pwned by using your host file. Turns out some website changed providers and got a new IP address, while a malware site took the place of the original IP address from your hosts file...

      In short, go fuck your hosts file.

    2. Re:Using what's already there natively... apk by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      P.S.=> "Pats self on back"... apk

      What a surprise to see this! Well, not really, self-congratulation is one thing we all agree you excel at. Bwahahhaha!

      See how stalking people's posts adds to the conversation? See how it makes everything better?

      Yeah, that's right - it doesn't. So put a bloody sock in it you antisocial bastard, I'm sick of seeing your childish shit scrawled all over the place.

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
  44. strong encryption in Java without the policy files by trybywrench · · Score: 1

    I saw some Java code on stackoverflow that used reflection to disable the strong encryption policy check. It's useful when you're running code in PAAS systems that may or may not have the policy files installed. I thought that was pretty clever.

    --
    I came to the datacenter drunk with a fake ID, don't you want to be just like me?
  45. Re: A certain newspaper's firewall can be avoide by IMightB · · Score: 1

    Or set your User-Agent to Google's.... See what opens up for you...

  46. Side Door by neurovish · · Score: 1

    I generally come into work at least 15 minutes late, but I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me.

  47. Re:Using what's already there for more... apk by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    The fuck is this crap? Go litter somewhere else, jackass.

    --
    Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
  48. Red Light and School Zone Cameras by vortex2.71 · · Score: 1

    In Washington, red light cameras and school zone speed cameras presume the owner of the vehicle is at fault. Under penalty of law someone can sign an affidavit saying that they were not driving the car at the time of the infraction to get out of it. Not wanting to lie, a cheap hack is to register your spouse's car in your name and vice versa. That way, the registered owner is usually never the driver and the $240 ticket goes away without ever breaking any law.

    1. Re:Red Light and School Zone Cameras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, people could take minimal effort to not be a giant POS and not habitually run red lights and speed through school zones.

      ... and the $240 ticket goes away without ever breaking any law.

      Seems unlikely that a local government would let money get away that easily. I wouldn't be surprised if these tickets live on somewhere, and will come back eventually to bite the owner.

    2. Re:Red Light and School Zone Cameras by dpidcoe · · Score: 1

      Or, people could take minimal effort to not be a giant POS and not habitually run red lights and speed through school zones.

      This would be a valid comment if not for the fact that most municipalities implemented cameras in such a way as to entrap as many people as possible, rather than enforce safety. For example, shortening the yellow light duration (sometimes below the legal limit) on all of the intersections where red light cameras were installed. Or setting the school zone speed cameras to act on the "reduced speed when children are present" rules at times when children aren't present and the yellow lights on the sign aren't flashing.

  49. Disabled screen saver lock with "mouse pad" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't mine, but I worked at a biotech company that had a group policy enabled to mandate screen savers with password protection. The people in the labs always hated it. One day I was helping someone in a lab and I noticed one of the computers had an unusual "mouse pad". One of the scientists had taken one of the speakers from his stereo laid it face up and put a clip board on top of it and used it as a mouse pad. As long as he was playing music it was just enough to vibrate the mouse to keep it active and not let the screen saver kick in. I honestly felt bad about reporting him.

  50. Bypassing the Cadre CASE tool by Snotnose · · Score: 1

    Back in 91 or so we used the Cadre CASE tool. It's main claim to fame was "anyone can learn to use it in 30 minutes". They were right, you could. Problem was, you could because the editor was a weak PoS.

    I wrote a script that would pull files out of the tool, we then ran vi/emacs on them and put them back into the tool as needed. In other words, we used this uber-expensive tool just like we used RCS.

    Best part? After I left the company they ran an audit. Turned out every time you added the file to the tool it treated it like a brand new file, erasing all previous versions and history. whoops.

  51. Re: A certain newspaper's firewall can be avoid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well shit, I need to try that.

  52. I discovered TI-99a's disk protection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was poking around on their 90k 5.25" floppies (because I could) and noticed in an otherwise unused space, there was "112" written on some disks.

    This is the ASCII code for the letter P. This apparently stood for 'write-protected'. When I cleared it, away went the write-protection for that disk.

  53. Madness by adrianhensler · · Score: 1

    My favorite so far. Getting around the requirement of having a paid monitoring service for my alarm panel to get notifications of simple events such as arm / disarm.

    Get alarm panel. Wire to Linksys voip adapter. Give it extension on asterisk voip server. Configure asterisk with AlarmReceiver so it will understand the Ademco codes via the voip adapter. Configure that to write to a tmp; and another script found online to parse that to decode events and send appropriate email.

    I just found all the portions online, so not my hack at all; but just amusing steps to get an alarm panel I actually own to send email events.

  54. Thief 1 and 2 processing redirect on newer comps by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

    I didn't work on this specifically, but this is my way of saying thanks to the people that did. A couple years ago, I got nostalgic and wanted to replay Thief 1 and 2. Turns out, the game looks like crap because the way shading/shadows are handled by graphics cards is completely different than the way it used to work. Correct me if I got this wrong, but some guy wrote a hack that redirected the graphics processing of the game through CPU cycles instead, bypassing the graphics card entirely. With newer hardware this was possible and made the games playable again. Rejoice!

  55. Changing someone else's radio station by Announcer · · Score: 1

    This goes back to my late teens, in the EARLY 1980's. I created a gizmo using various parts and pieces, where I could use it to play any radio station I wanted through someone else's radio. It was most often used at a local 24 hour donut shop, where I hung around with a group of guys until the wee hours. The owner of that store had a radio in a locked box in the back, that piped a local "elevator music" station through the store's speakers. Since it was locked, nobody could change it... until I came along. :)

    The idea was simple... I took apart an old "FM converter" (remember those? To listen to FM on an AM-only car radio) and fed the audio output into a homebrew FM transmitter. It was powered by a 7AH 12V gel cell, so it had plenty of power for all-nighters. The guys would really get a big kick out of the fact that I could adjust everything... volume, bass, treble, and what station we heard, from a booth in the lobby. Naturally, the local rock station was the music of choice.

    In later years, I adapted that transmitter to work with a "walkman" cassette player, and if a restaurant was playing a radio, I could put my tape onto their speakers for the duration I was there. :)

    Now, I'm a Broadcast Engineer, and also a ham radio operator. Hacks are a part of everyday life... but not like this, anymore. I could get away with it when I was a teen, not as a 50-something.

    --
    Willie...
  56. Created a patcher for our own software by Saturn49 · · Score: 1

    Once upon a time I was part of a company acquired by a parent company. Sometime thereafter, parent company's product started displaying an error message and then exiting on all of their customers' computers at the same time. Apparently the (hard-coded) license key for some 3rd party component had expired and as a result hundreds if not thousands of people couldn't do their jobs. The affected product Team Leader's fix was to get a new license key, replace it in the source, compile and then get everyone on that new version as soon as possible. The problem was that good ol' parent company didn't have great source control procedures nor a build server prior to acquiring some real developers (us) so there was a huge variety of versions of the product across all of their customers, some of which were known to contain custom one-off features and changes that potentially never made it into source control in the first place... Also the product couldn't be upgraded without also upgrading some or all of the server pieces too. It was a big mess with potentially days of downtime to clean it up and their customers were losing money by the minute and rightfully PISSED.

    My solution was to create a little utility that looked for copies of the product in the usual places and replace the expired license key (stored in UTF-16 in the .exe) with the new one. Since the keys were the same length, it worked perfectly and the support team was able to deploy that to all of their customers in the matter of hours.

  57. Re:It's better than *anything* you've done... apk by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

    No, APK, these are not karma-farming or sockpuppet accounts, these are actual people asking you to piss off and leave us all alone.

    The people modding you down are not morons; instead they are normal people living in hope that one day you will understand that modding you down is not a call to action for you to step up your antisocial behaviour.

    The people who respond to you with annoyance do so because they're trying to have a discussion but have found themselves interrupted by a childish and off-topic rant. After a while people learn who tends to add to a discussion and who does not. Theirs is a genuine expression of disgust at the actions of a person who lowers the signal:noise ratio on this site.

    Don't respond to people with the arguments of a 12-year old ("It's better than anything you've ever done"). Consider that their annoyance at your behaviour may be entirely reasonable.

    If you don't like that, either go away - please - or join the discussion. Don't spam us, don't crap-flood us, join the discussion! Look at how other people tend to post and you'll get an idea of what is expected if you are to join in. Go look at your carefully-curated list of up-mods and figure out what is common about them, then drop any post about the hosts file right on the floor. Show us you're more than a one-trick pony. Don't tell us how impressed with yourself you are, nobody wants to hear it.

    TL;DR: Don't have any expectations of being shown respect if you behave like a troll.

    --
    ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
  58. The BEST adblocker (& more)? apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject & APK Hosts File Engine 9.0++ SR-2 32/64-bit http://start64.com/index.php?o...

    FREE & adds speed, security, + reliability, doing more with less, more efficiently vs. browser addons & locally installed DNS servers @ home + fixes DNS' redirect security issues - obtaining its data vs. online threats & adbanner blocking from 10 reputable sites in the security community!

    * :)

    By "yours truly" - "The Lord of Hosts" so-to-speak:

    PERTINENT QUOTE/EXCERPT:

    "The image this title brings to mind is of a mighty military commander, one who can at a mere word summon rank upon rank of protective power" from https://answers.yahoo.com/ques... & in myself, via hosts/custom hosts files use.

    (Accept NO substitutes!)

    MalwareBytes' hpHosts Admin (MalwareBytes employee) hosts & recommends it -> http://hosts-file.net/?s=Downl... & MalwareBytes = BEST antivirus per this VERY recent testing of them all http://www.av-test.org/en/news...

    &

    It's GUARANTEED safe & clean per it being checked by 57 antivirus programs recently in BOTH its 64-bit model https://www.virustotal.com/en/...

    +

    In its 32-bit model also https://www.virustotal.com/en/...

    APK

    P.S.=> "The premise is quite simple: Take something designed by nature & reprogram it to make it work for the body rather than against it..." - Dr. Alice Krippen: "I am legend"

    ...apk

  59. Sardaukar86: You OWN /.? No! apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject & "Rinse, Lather, & Repeat" -> http://hardware.slashdot.org/c... you "ne'er-do-well" jackass!

    APK

    P.S.=> I absolutely *LOVE* telling the no-talent done zero fools like Sardaukar86 (complete with his delusional "fantasy-land online registered 'luser' name" too, lol) what the REAL DEAL is on them, lol... apk

  60. It's better than you've done is what... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: That's what you "ne'er-do-well" zero 7 digit new sockpuppet that you clearly are.

    APK

    P.S.=> LMAO @ U, fool... apk

  61. lowest tech ever by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    Popping the capslock key loose from the keyboard.

    --
    Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  62. No One Mentioned SSH? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? ssh -D 9999 helps me get around stupid^H^H^H^H^H^Hannoying corporate firewalls constantly... and yes, PuTTY can do it too.

  63. It's not polite to talk w/ your mouth full by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: You're still "eatin yer words" 244++:1 http://it.slashdot.org/comment...

    * LMAO...

    (You really ought to CHANGE YOUR DIET, since "eating your words" != GOOD nutrition Sardaukar86...)

    APK

    P.S.=> Tell us: How does "eating your words" in a 244++:1 ratio against you taste? Can't be TOO good, spiced w/ the 'bitter taste of SELF-DEFEAT', & rammed down your throat since your FOOT'S IN YOUR MOUTH too, lmao... apk

    1. Re:It's not polite to talk w/ your mouth full by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      You're a broken record, APK.

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
    2. Re:It's not polite to talk w/ your mouth full by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sardaukar86, you're just broken (by apk from what I read in what you replied to).

    3. Re:It's not polite to talk w/ your mouth full by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Oh, here we go again, 'anonymous people' that pop up out of the woodwork who definitely surely completely aren't APK, no, not at all.

      Funny how these 'people' only seem to support you when you're being told off for acting like a jerk. They always seem to be conspicuously absent in every other circumstance.

      You must really have a screw loose to continue such obviously childish behaviour.. yet you still somehow believe you've gotten one over us. Clever APK!

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
  64. My program reverse dns pings them... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: You're lying & didn't use it. Favorite sites you provide gets reverse DNS pinged & that is done/redone EVERY TIME YOU BUILD YOUR HOSTS FILE USING MY PROGRAM so it will be correctly resolved.

    * So don't "b.s." me fool - you're NOT "telling it how it REALLY is" on that information above alone, liar.

    APK

    P.S.=> It's that, or you're just plain stupid (I'm going with BOTH here actually, that you're a liar & stupid, since you overlooked that part of the program, one of its best ones for hosts files, allowing more speed via resolving favorite sites you spend MOST of your time @ online @ the TOP of hosts cached into RAM for best speed, AND for reliability vs. redirect poisoned DNS servers OR downed ones)... apk

  65. Using what's already there for more... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speed, security, reliability & anonymity via "yours truly" http://start64.com/index.php?o... & the APK Hosts File Engine 9.0++ SR-2 32/64-bit...

    By "yours truly" The "Lord of Hosts" so-to-speak.

    * All "home made, natural ingredients & STRAIGHT from the tap"!

    By using what you already have that does the job BETTER & FASTER than bloated browser addons!

    Addons add on more overheads in messagepassing from a SLOWER mode of operations (less cpu serviced in usermode, layering over browsers slowing them more) vs. hosts in PnP kernelmode, cpu + ram overuse (by comparison to hosts)!

    Hosts are NOT BRIBED to NOT do the job of blocking ads (adblock & adblock+ are & THAT WAS THE ONLY JOB THEY HAD for Pete's sake)

    Hosts do a HELL OF A LOT MORE than those wrecks *EVER* could... by far doing MORE with LESS (far more efficiently!)

    "Less is MORE = Good Engineering"

    &

    "A fool makes things bigger + more complex: It takes a touch of genius & a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction." - Einstein

    (I wanted to do a JOB right, & many other jobs ontop of it (adblocking for my speed + bandwidth back initially, & later for security vs. malvertising) - SO, I did it myself...)

    APK

    P.S.=> "Pats self on back" & of course: "The premise is quite simple: Take something designed by nature & reprogram it to make it work for the body rather than against it..." - Dr. Alice Krippen: "I am legend"

    ...apk

  66. Proxy corruption workaround(s) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I used to work they used websense to proxy http and disabled DNS to external sites. I needed to download stuff from my home server via ssh.

    1) I could use a website to do DNS lookups.
            Scripted with lynx.
            Home system uses dynamic DNS.

    2) Eventually, port 22 was blocked after 2-3 years. So I moved to an unblocked port.
            nmap -p 1-65535 aol's aim server (or any other service that responds on all ports)
            Now I have a list of unblocked ports. I redirected all of them on my home firewall to my ssh server.

    3) I noticed when I transferred OS DVDs to work, they often got corrupted. The ones I scp'd from home never did.
            Setup a proxy at home & used an ssh tunnel to get to it.
            My downloads no longer got corrupted. The work proxy was probably overloaded & silently dropping packets

    And the admins of the proxy don't care. The websense allows temorarily clicking access to non whitelisted sites. Every day I can click the same site for years. The whitelist never gets looked at. The clicks by users never get looked at. The black list rarely gets updated. The clicks should be reviewed to update the 2 lists.

    4) Years go by. They start blocking everything except 80/443 to the proxy. Like they should've done.
            corkscrew/httptunnel and the like are blocked by websense.
            USB stick brings it in. Move ssh server at home to 443.
            My ssh tunnel is now slower, but it works via the proxy.

    I left that company years ago, but as a security guy, I was able to work around IT pretty easily. Many of the sites I had to use for research at work were legitimately blocked. I could have gone though a 5 day ticket cycle/argument to open them, but it was way easier/quicker to bypass.

  67. How's it taste "eating your words"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: It's not polite talking w/ your mouth full http://it.slashdot.org/comment... in a 244++:1 ratio against you, Sardaukar86...

    * LMAO...

    (You really ought to CHANGE YOUR DIET: "eating your words" != GOOD nutrition Sardaukar86...)

    APK

    P.S.=> Tell us: How does "eating your words" in a 244++:1 ratio against you taste? Can't be TOO good, spiced w/ the 'bitter taste of SELF-DEFEAT', & rammed down your throat since your FOOT'S IN YOUR MOUTH too, lmao... apk

  68. Sardaukar86: Master of "illogic logic"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Illogical ad hominem attacks & eatin his words http://it.slashdot.org/comment... = his specialty!

    * LMAO!

    You really ought to CHANGE YOUR DIET: "eating your words" != GOOD nutrition Sardaukar86...)

    It's NOT POLITE to talk with your mouth full too, Sardaukar86, as you EAT YOUR WORDS, lol!

    APK

    P.S.=> Sardaukar86 = master of FAILURE, @ every single turn vs. "yours truly" & you just KNOW I'm going to say it, now don't you? Ah, but of COURSE you do (you're making me do it fool):

    THIS?

    This was just "too, Too, TOO EASY - just '2ez'" vs. the illogic logic of the "ne'er-do-well" done nothing of significance in the art & science of computing "Sardaukar86" (complete with DELUSIONAL "registered 'lusername'" on /. too, lol!)... apk

  69. STFU, you fucking webmaster STOOGE... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: Hosts cut your AD MONEY asshole? Answer http://slashdot.org/comments.p... = YES, absolutely.

    * Know what, you GREEDY little douchebag WANNABE coder?

    Go FUCK yourself.

    (See, if you LOSERS didn't allow so many infections/viruses/trojans (malware in general) in thru those ads? I never would've HAD to put this program out...)

    APK

    P.S.=> I waited you out until you "tipped your hand" you STUPID fuck - & NOW? As the saying goes "I SEE YOU" & your favorite color IS transparent since I see RIGHT THRU YOU & your "motivations" here, shitbrain... apk