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Glitches: United Airlines Grounds All Flights, NYSE Suspends Trading

mitcheli writes: In short order, some major outages occurred [Wednesday] morning. First United Airlines reported a system wide grounding of all flights due to "technical difficulties" with little details to follow. Following that, the New York Stock Exchange reported "technical difficulties" while suspending all trading. While initial reports on NYSE state that there is no malicious activity as a result of the outage, few details have been released at this time. "NYSE/NYSE MKT has temporarily suspended trading in all symbols. Additional information will follow as soon as possible," the NYSE said in a statement on its status page.

190 comments

  1. United was due to glitches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The rest were just "sons of glitches".

    1. Re:United was due to glitches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The HackingTeam zero days are a more likely explanation for the "technical difficulties" than stock market hijinks.

    2. Re:United was due to glitches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real exchange is in Mahwah, New Jersey at the NYSE Euronext Global Liquidity Center. Wall street is a backwater at this point.

      Given that the problems are in New Jersey, I'd say it possible some sort of sabotage is to blame, most likely a union dispute.

  2. WSJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Wall Street Journal website went down about the same time.

    1. Re:WSJ by freeze128 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Are you sure it just wasn't unintentionally DDOSed by millions of day-traders wondering what happened to the NYSE?

    2. Re:WSJ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. I don't recall specifying a reason it went down. I just noted that it had also gone down around the same time.

  3. Thanks, OpenSSL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks, OpenSSL. Mark my words.

  4. Just the beginning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was about time.... more to come people...
    FIRST!

    1. Re: Just the beginning by AvitarX · · Score: 2

      My TV doesn't tell me that, it tells me it's flat, with some bad indicators.

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    2. Re: Just the beginning by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      They will punish you if you ignore MKULTRA. Either that or you need an HDTV with a better refresh rate to get all the programming.

    3. Re: Just the beginning by SlithyMagister · · Score: 4, Funny

      My TV doesn't tell me that, it tells me it's flat, with some bad indicators.

      My TV is also flat, but the indicators all work

    4. Re:Just the beginning by xevioso · · Score: 2

      I will. These glitches will be corrected post-haste, as many people's jobs and livelihoods depend on it. I'll go into work as per normal, and the US will continue to create jobs at a reasonable pace and the US will continue to grow for the forseeable future at a relatively static rate.

    5. Re:Just the beginning by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or they get fixed fast, you go to work only to find out your getting replaced by a foreigner , the jobs market will continue to suck but the numbers will be manipulated and the economy will tank just prior to the 2016 election or just after depending on who's turn it it is to flip the switch.

    6. Re:Just the beginning by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

      Oh please. We'll just alert John McClane. He can handle it. He may need help from Justin Long and Kevin Smith, but he's got this handled.

    7. Re:Just the beginning by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Well, the traffic in the DC area was pretty awful this morning...

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    8. Re:Just the beginning by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      And there always will be oil on earth, and this exponential growth will never be a problem in our finite world.
      Amen.

    9. Re: Just the beginning by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      He just needs to add some indicator fluid.

    10. Re:Just the beginning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strawman arguments are lies.

    11. Re: Just the beginning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you using all those big words, yet you seem to lack a thorough understanding of how they work together.

    12. Re: Just the beginning by __aanbvm4272 · · Score: 1

      "My TV doesn't tell me that, it tells me it's flat, with some bad indicators." PLUS it tells you how much better it is than the rest of the world RIGHT? So that makes even more reason to trounce the euro etc. Meanwhile China's stock market plunge is being covered VERY little. I hope they don't want their 1.5 trillion US$ real soon.

  5. Because Crime lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Treat the stock market like a casino, and you'll be OK.

  6. Just the beginning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet it is more than just technical glitches...

    More to come people, in the mean time, keep paying attention to the TV telling you how good our economy is....

  7. Related to the Hacking Team hack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Penetration malware goes public, now this?

    1. Re:Related to the Hacking Team hack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Anon tweet last night:
      "Wonder if tomorrow is going to be bad for Wall Street.... we can only hope."
      https://twitter.com/YourAnonNews/status/618626955433349120

    2. Re:Related to the Hacking Team hack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Look at the timing more closely -- was this tweeted after the Chinese markets had already crashed? One could easily predict that today would have been bad for Wall Street regardless of any crash.

    3. Re:Related to the Hacking Team hack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Timely comment in response to Chinas market down turn yesterday. Whooopity doo....

      I guess 'Anon' will also claim responsibility for China forbidding company majoriry stock holders from selling their stock for 6 months.

      Freaking 'vaporware' posts....

    4. Re:Related to the Hacking Team hack? by disccomp · · Score: 1

      I wondered if they were related; their respective Anti-virus vendors notify them that they are vulnerable to some bad-nasty that was discovered and the patches hadn't been through QA yet.

  8. Patch Tuesday by Salo2112 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is why I don't let my servers get automatic updates. :-D

    1. Re:Patch Tuesday by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      We got a week go go...

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    2. Re:Patch Tuesday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You could be right. KB2952664 this morning left some of our Windows servers unable to boot. Microsoft claims it is supposed to be only for Windows 7 SP1, but we're seeing it installed on servers. I'm sick of having servers go down nearly every week because of bad updates. We have automatic updates disabled, but Microsoft still sneaks the updates in.

    3. Re:Patch Tuesday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Set up a wsus server and deny the update at that level.

    4. Re:Patch Tuesday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure that NYSE runs on RHEL

    5. Re:Patch Tuesday by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The NYSE uses Linux, so we can at least rule Patch Tuesday out for that one. Looks like it was just coincidence, caused by simultaneous cock-ups at different companies.

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  9. Nothing to worry about by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

    ...as long as John McClane isn't a fictional character...

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    1. Re:Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He is, but Chuck Norris is not.

  10. Nothing to see here... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

    Some clueless office jockey rolled his chair over the intertube to the Internet. Happens all the time.

    1. Re:Nothing to see here... by PPH · · Score: 1

      Oblig xkcd

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  11. This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is really scary, and it seems like a lot of people don't even think about it at all.
    Think about it. Some entity somewhere gets into multiple infrastructure systems, shuts down power, water, gas, takes down key sites like facebook and twitter so people can't communicate, stuff like that. Then, on top of that panic multiple attacks around the country at nearly same time.
    Just the confusion and panic alone would be scarring to most people.

    "Nah, that'll never happen", maybe not, but holy shit, imagine if it did.

    1. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      And imagine if a cloud of Space AIDS enveloped the solar system and mutated into a super-intelligent race of eyeball-eating beetles and took over the Earth. Holy shit, we have a lot of preparing to do!

    2. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, how would we communicate without facebook and twitter?

    3. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      takes down key sites like facebook and twitter

      If Facebook and Twitter are our key sites, then as a society we have already lost the war.

    4. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Was almost believable until you said "key sites" and facebook/twitter in the same sentence.

    5. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      Think about it. Some entity somewhere gets into multiple infrastructure systems, shuts down power, water, gas,

      I think someone already did. It was part of the plot line in one of the die hard movies.

      takes down key sites like facebook and twitter so people can't communicate,

      OMFG NOOOO!!!

      Then, on top of that panic multiple attacks around the country at nearly same time.
      Just the confusion and panic alone would be scarring to most people.

      VOA... ugh.. I mean CNN is scarring to most people. I now have PTSD thanks to 24x7 coverage of security industry shills including Mr cherkoff himself masturbating about "possible" July 4th ISIS plots all last week.

      "Nah, that'll never happen", maybe not, but holy shit, imagine if it did.

      If you ask me too many people are currently engaged in "imagining if it did". Bet against Hanlon at your own risk.

    6. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was space goats.

    7. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by xevioso · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll bite. Confusion and panic are not the same thing. In fact, it turns out that in most cases of massive, unexpected disasters, confusion certainly rules, but almost always people act in a reasonable fashion, even unto their own demise. It's only when there are immediate possibilities of personal danger do people "panic".

      Some large scale cyber attack on the US like what you described would likely result in people spending time trying to figure out what was going on at first. We are such an information-based society at this point that SOME information would get through, even if all cable and the internet was shut off and people resorted to radio.

      Then, once it slowly became apparent we were under a cyber attack, people would calmly go about trying to pick up the pieces and finding out who was responsible so we could retaliate. There wouldn't be any panic.

      Now if we were invaded by aliens, Independence Day-style, and there was evidence of some non-human interference, then yes, the shit would hit the fan.

    8. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by njnnja · · Score: 5, Funny

      Speaking of Die Hard and "key sites" like facebook, one of my favorite scenes in any movie is in the first Die Hard when the terrorists shut down the building, there are a bunch of cut scenes to big locks engaging and the building going into lockdown. However, one of those scenes is a very dramatic shot of the escalators stopping. Because of course that would prevent anybody from getting to the next level of the building. Similarly, if Facebook and Twitter were shut down, only the totally clueless would be hindered in any meaningful way.

      Facebook and Twitter - the escalators of the internet.

    9. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, name all the people you know that use at least one of those sites. I bet you can't count them on two hands.
      Most people would flip their shit if they fell over. Recall all the times some incident happens and the news anchors always start talking about the importance of social media sites and getting information out.

      So you have no power, no water, no gas, cell towers are overloaded and twitter and facebook is down so you can't get any news. Pretty much everything we've built in the past few decades is bricked. Then you start thinking in the 20th century mindset and turn on the radio to hear about bombings and attack all around the country. Tell me you wouldn't be fucking terrified.

    10. Re: This triggers my WW3 theories. by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I am copying this to post every time I see a crazy conspiracy theory ever, thanks.

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    11. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by nine-times · · Score: 2

      Facebook and Twitter - the escalators of the internet.

      It's not quite the same thing. If someone shuts down those sites, it shouldn't hinder you much, but those sites will actually be offline. But shutting down escalators, as Mitch Hedberg observed, just turn into stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

    12. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by netsavior · · Score: 1

      Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience (Mitch Hedberg)

    13. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Bengie · · Score: 1

      GoatZ Simulator helps you prepare for the goat zombie apocalypses, but not the space goat one.

    14. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Facebook and Twitter - the escalators of the internet.

      It's not quite the same thing. If someone shuts down those sites, it shouldn't hinder you much, but those sites will actually be offline. But shutting down escalators, as Mitch Hedberg observed, just turn into stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

      How about escalators that keep changing direction? Still just stairs? :P

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    15. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      takes down key sites like facebook and twitter

      So not a total loss then, good!

      It would almost be worth dealing with fallout and eating beans for 20 years if we can start over and avoid Facebook and Twitter this time.

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    16. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      Was almost believable until you said "key sites" and facebook/twitter in the same sentence.

      I know of some people will go nutzoid if their social media site goes down for a lengthly period of time. Really. They will get very angry or agitated and they will be a burden during a crisis when others are trying to mitigate the situation. Reminds me of what this guy who went through a escape and evasion course in the Army said remember the "threes." You can't survive no more than 3 hours without shelter, 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food (i.e. first get out of extreme environment of cold or heat, then look for water before looking for food). Nowadays replace shelter with Facebook/Twitter/etc.

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    17. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by LoyalOpposition · · Score: 1

      That's how I felt about Y2K.

      ~Loyal

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    18. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by rossdee · · Score: 1

      If FaceBook and Twitter went down, productivity would increase...

    19. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would anyone be terrified? You have to be a moron to not know our infrastructure is fragile and managed by morons, our government is corrupt and useless at best and destructive at worst.

      As a society we bought and paid for a pig in a poke, failure is inevitable. Why fear the inevitable?

    20. Re: This triggers my WW3 theories. by Type44Q · · Score: 2

      I'm guessing you didn't do any systems - patching for banks/credit unions/other fortune 1000's around '98 or '99... :p

    21. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Rasperin · · Score: 1

      Really, you know why we don't freak out about this? It's really not that far fetched, it's because there is nothing the average person can do about it, except carry on and carry forward. Us in the software and infosec realms have been screaming about security for decades, some changes have come out of it but not many and definitely not at the rate that exploits are found. And sometimes, bad people get lucky and find the master key to hack all. Simply put though, we come back to the problem of "nothing we can do about it".

      Tell me, WW3 breaks out, or just whatever events that you have listed happens. I should drop everything and do what?

      If the worst happens, let me tell you what I will do, I will work with my neighbors to restore life back to the level we previously had because working as a group is the way to success. While I do this, I will hope like fuck someone doesn't take the opportunity to murder my face with some ICBM. Beyond that, I have water filters to clean water that I use for backpacking, I have hunting and foraging equipment for food (if god forbid we run out of food and the crisis lasts more than 21 days), and I'm pretty sure the thousands of cops will be out basically holding marshall law while requiring people to ration (as we would be doing).

      What get's me is the idea that people believe the entire community will dissolve into an anarchist, murdering mass as soon as the simplest thing fails.

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    22. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by MiniMike · · Score: 3, Informative

      However, one of those scenes is a very dramatic shot of the escalators stopping.

      Go back and watch that scene again. I think it got cut out of the 4:3 version of the DVD, but you can briefly see that at the bottom of the escalators the terrorists had placed signs that read "NO WALKING UP ESCALATORS".

      Not so funny anymore, is it?

    23. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by njnnja · · Score: 2

      Sure those sites will be offline, but just as you can get to the next floor on a stopped escalator, you can communicate with anybody in the world on an internet without facebook and twitter. You just have to put forth a little more effort than just standing there.

    24. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if we make the up escalator go down and the down escalator go up? What are you going to do now smartass?

    25. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never in my life used either twitter or facebook for news. So no, that would not play into anything. Frankly if the power, water and gas went out all by themselves I would load the family up to take them to the inlaws out in the middle of nowhere.

      Now if facebook and twitter alone went down I would celebrate the increase in the nations collective IQ level.

    26. Re: This triggers my WW3 theories. by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      Nah, he had his buddies Samir and Michael do it for him.

    27. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by khallow · · Score: 0

      Come on, name all the people you know that use at least one of those sites.

      So what?

      Most people would flip their shit if they fell over.

      Over Twitter and Facebook? That kind of person probably flips their shit over bedsheets not folded the right way. I would wager that at least half the US wouldn't even notice.

      So you have no power, no water, no gas, cell towers are overloaded and twitter and facebook is down so you can't get any news.

      Don't forget the space goats with space AIDS. We have much hysteria to do.

      Pretty much everything we've built in the past few decades is bricked.

      At least, till they send some dude out into the field to power cycle the webcam.

    28. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Always thought it was 5, and that the first one was you can't last more than 5 minutes without air.

    29. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't have to be a chair, just a snarky comment. But, okay, maybe just a little more then a coffee thru the nose humor, but its that easy.

    30. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      Or we could just wait till we don't have any cheap oil left.
      This is really scary, it will happen, but nobody cares.

    31. Re: This triggers my WW3 theories. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      Daleks cannot fly! They'd be totally stuck.

    32. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by denobug · · Score: 1

      Making us the Brits! Hail to the Queen!

    33. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      On 9/11/2001 I was in early at the University lab where I was a research assistant/sysadmin to help our sister lab configure their regular IP router via an ATM video link we had. My wife who was on national guard duty called to ask me if I'd heard about this plane that crashed into the World Trade Center. "Wow, messed up." Coincidentally a few days before I'd heard about a single engine plane that had crashed into the Empire State Building back in the 30s or 40s, so that's what I thought it was. A small plane lost in clouds maybe? Tragic accident.

      All of a sudden the regular internet was just...slammed. The other lab was testing their regular internet connection by pinging yahoo or something and couldn't get a response. Well, massive amounts of dropped packets, anyway. Then my wife called back and said another plane hit the towers and their base was now on lockdown. Then I realized I couldn't get a response from any news website, either.

      Eventually my Turkish labmate was able to get on to a Turkish news website and translate what was going on for us because you couldn't get to CNN or NBC or anybody. (Eventually the major American news services switched to a low bandwidth, text-only version of their sites). But yeah for a good two hours I was hunting around trying to figure out if we were under a combined real-world and cyber terror attack. In that case it was just that every news site was completely slammed with traffic, but I definitely wondered.

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    34. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by TheSync · · Score: 1

      All of a sudden the regular internet was just...slammed. The other lab was testing their regular internet connection by pinging yahoo or something and couldn't get a response. Well, massive amounts of dropped packets, anyway. Then my wife called back and said another plane hit the towers and their base was now on lockdown. Then I realized I couldn't get a response from any news website, either.

      We had set up a multicast "over net" delivered via satellite to a number of smaller ISPs with Yahoo! Broadcast content. Subscribers to those ISPs were able to watch multicast streaming media news regarding 9/11.

      CableLabs is now working on a "Multicast ABR" mechanism, so it is all coming back now!

    35. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't survive no more.
      Lucky we can survive then....

    36. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by belthize · · Score: 1

      Holy shit is right. I never thought of that. Super intelligent beetles. Excuse me why I go squash every cockroach I see just in case.

    37. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      And let the ones smart enough to hide breed even smarter kids?

    38. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1

      Then we'll switch to natural gas.
      Then we'll switch to coal.
      And by the time we run out of coal, nuclear+wind+solar will be ready for prime-time.

      What's the problem?

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    39. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of global warming?
      Using all the oil/gas/coal is not an option.
      Also, depriving us of petroleum products is not the best idea.

    40. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1

      We can make oil out of coal for the relatively small amounts we'll need for plastics and fertilizer if we somehow completely exhaust our oil supply, which is unlikely. Global warming can be dealt with through either adaptation or spraying aerosols into the atmosphere to increase the Earth's reflectivity, or through some combination of those.

      The sky isn't falling.

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    41. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool your jets there, cowboy, just one of many NY trading sites (you didn't know there were many? me either) was affected and only for 4h. Occam and Hanlon apply.

    42. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the whole of the US had a big sign on it that said "No Walking".

    43. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      the first one was you can't last more than 5 minutes without air

      Do you really need to go on an escape and evasion course to find this out?

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    44. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by eharvill · · Score: 1

      Eventually my Turkish labmate was able to get on to a Turkish news website and translate what was going on for us because you couldn't get to CNN or NBC or anybody. (Eventually the major American news services switched to a low bandwidth, text-only version of their sites). But yeah for a good two hours I was hunting around trying to figure out if we were under a combined real-world and cyber terror attack. In that case it was just that every news site was completely slammed with traffic, but I definitely wondered.

      It didn't even occur to me to try and get any news from the Internet as I was watching the events unfold live on TV.

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    45. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Removing Facebook and Twitter traffic from the Internet would solve the bandwidth bottleneck issues many experience online.

      Sounds like a good plan, maybe people will go back to inviting other couples over for dinner and actually talking about issues instead of just making jokes about the issues with 2 line replies on Fakebook or Twitville.

    46. Re:This triggers my WW3 theories. by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I was at a research lab. No TV.

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  12. First China, then NYSE by iplayfast · · Score: 1

    Seems like something major is happening. Someone declare war on the Internets?

    1. Re:First China, then NYSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it is just Bush's fault.

    2. Re:First China, then NYSE by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      No it is just Bush's fault.

      ITYM "thanks obama", HTH, HAND

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  13. Ron Paul was right. by Thud457 · · Score: 2

    IT'S HAPPENING!

    We'd all be safe from this calamity if the traitor John Snowden hadn't sold our country's secrets to the Soviets.

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    1. Re:Ron Paul was right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know nothing John Snowden :P

    2. Re:Ron Paul was right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But his murder by his former co-workers will fix all that, right?

    3. Re:Ron Paul was right. by zerosomething · · Score: 1

      IT'S HAPPENING! We'd all be safe from this calamity if the traitor John Snowden hadn't sold our country's secrets to the Soviets.

      Yes Ron is right but this thing isn't cause by that other thing.

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    4. Re:Ron Paul was right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the Watch!

  14. Re:Attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A wake-up call to politicians that the security back doors they continue to foist upon everything can be used against them. I wouldn't be surprised if this turns out to be an attack from Anonymous just to demonstrate that point.

  15. Stay calm. Nothing to worry about. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I just checked my bank account, and I have about $4,000,000,000 more or so than I did yesterday ... for some reason. So I'll be happy to take care of some inconveniences this may cause. I just have to go out and, um, buy a few things first.

  16. Amazon Data Services by rubycodez · · Score: 2

    Saw some amazon data services and liverail outages on the east coast, maybe that's near root cause?

    1. Re: Amazon Data Services by soniCron88 · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure the NYSE and airlines don't use AWS for any of their critical infrastructure.

    2. Re: Amazon Data Services by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      That's why I said "near", maybe a common carrier's failure of some sort?

    3. Re: Amazon Data Services by rubycodez · · Score: 2

      CNBC does report a "gateway problem" such that "some customers weren't getting their results back properly"

    4. Re:Amazon Data Services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      NYSE had a problem with a software patch that rolled out today. My guess would be that a bunch of people got patched for something, and the patch broke something else. OpenSSL would be a candidate for this, since there's an official patch release tomorrow: I wonder if the affected services got some sort of zero-day-patch-service that wasn't properly tested.

    5. Re:Amazon Data Services by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      There's an outage? Just blame it on Canada

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      Build a Man a Fire, and He'll Be Warm for a Day. Set a Man on Fire, and He'll Be Warm for the Rest of His Life.

  17. Netflix is down where I am. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... which is Southern New Jersey. Can log in but cannot enter profiles.

  18. Leap Second by watermark · · Score: 4, Funny

    Leap second strikes again

    1. Re:Leap Second by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Time corrupts, but absolute time corrupts absolutely

    2. Re:Leap Second by donnell_lewis · · Score: 1

      Yep, betting leap second issue with router caused it..lol

      --
      "The difference between genius and insanity is measured only by success"
    3. Re:Leap Second by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Out of interesting, what time do leap seconds happen in the US? Officially they are at 23:59:60 UTC, and sure enough in Japan that means they happen at 8:59:60. Are they at 18:59:60 in the US?

      Must be fun for server admins, but then again at least they don't have to wait until the early hours to see if there are any problems and fix them.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
  19. Anon Called it yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    https://twitter.com/YourAnonNews/status/618626955433349120

  20. Last, but not the lesser. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why did it took so long Slashdot? This is old news already.

  21. DOH! by spirit_fingers · · Score: 0

    I warned them about upgrading to the beta of Windows 10, but they refused to listen.

  22. Sorry, Johnny unplugged the lights by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

    Just go back to jumping into frame and making funny remarks, Johnny!

    --
    SJW's don't eliminate discrimination. They just expropriate it for themselves.
  23. English language outage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In short order, some major outages occurred morning

    QFT

  24. I for one.... by TVDinner · · Score: 1

    ...welcome our new Skynet overlord.

    1. Re: I for one.... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      Just eat hot pockets till Matt crashes... Patch yourself computer!

  25. Routeing loop took down United by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Routeing loop took down United

    1. Re:Routeing loop took down United by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Then United took down the NYSE so their share price wouldn't fall during the outrage.

  26. Bah ... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If NYSE is down to "technical" reasons it's because one or more of the high-frequency-theft algorithms has lost its shit again and messed everything up.

    Mark my words, this will be about protecting the clowns who are skimming off the top from their own stupidity and greed.

    --
    Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    1. Re:Bah ... by clovis · · Score: 1

      If NYSE is down to "technical" reasons it's because one or more of the high-frequency-theft algorithms has lost its shit again and messed everything up.

      agreed

      Mark my words, this will be about protecting the clowns who are skimming off the top from their own stupidity and greed.

      "from their own stupidity and greed" should be written as "from their own greed."
      Stupid is not what you call people making centi-millions off the rest of us.

    2. Re: Bah ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess too. Greece + China was too much for some algorithm to handle resulting in major losses for someone. They get a do over.

    3. Re:Bah ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too big to fail indeed.

    4. Re:Bah ... by nine-times · · Score: 2

      Stupid is not what you call people making centi-millions off the rest of us.

      Depends on what you mean by "stupid". The whole point is that they have the game rigged so that even when they make absurd mistakes and still come out on top. The fact that they occasionally make those mistakes displays a sort of stupidity. The fact that they've rigged the game is the biggest sign of intelligence.

    5. Re:Bah ... by Diss+Champ · · Score: 1

      "Stupid" is what one would have called them if they haven't made sure they will be protected when these things happen.

      As long as they've made sure that if their algorithms screw up, it's other people who pay for it, it's simply greed.

    6. Re:Bah ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "from their own stupidity and greed" should be written as "from their own greed." Stupid is not what you call people making centi-millions off the rest of us.

      Did you mean by "centi-millions" tens of thousands (correct meaning of centi-) or hundreds of millions (should be hecto-)?

      I hate to be "that guy", but if the latter, it's the second time I've seen centi- used to mean hundreds instead of hundredths in less than a week.

    7. Re:Bah ... by Falos · · Score: 1

      While I'd agree on the semantics, OP may have meant the folly of hubris (but grabbed a word from the mind's "immediately available" box).

    8. Re:Bah ... by clovis · · Score: 1

      "from their own stupidity and greed" should be written as "from their own greed."
      Stupid is not what you call people making centi-millions off the rest of us.

      Did you mean by "centi-millions" tens of thousands (correct meaning of centi-) or hundreds of millions (should be hecto-)?

      I hate to be "that guy", but if the latter, it's the second time I've seen centi- used to mean hundreds instead of hundredths in less than a week.

      Clovis now wears the cone of shame.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  27. please do not sell your chini stocks by Bonzoli · · Score: 1, Insightful

    please do not sell your chini stocks or fly to somewhere you still can.

    1. Re: please do not sell your chini stocks by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      Absolutely nothing to do with China....

  28. NYSE by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Interestingly enough, trading--even of NYSE listings--seems to be continuing along just fine without the NYSE.

    It's almost enough to make people start to wonder aloud whether or not they're still relevant.

    --

    Obliteracy: Words with explosions

    1. Re:NYSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's almost enough to make people start to wonder aloud whether or not they're still relevant.

      There are many more exchanges trading the same stocks than just NYSE. NYSE is just the first one. There is BATS, ARCA, EDGX, and others.

    2. Re:NYSE by getgot1 · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, trading--even of NYSE listings--seems to be continuing along just fine without the NYSE.

      It's almost enough to make people start to wonder aloud whether or not they're still relevant.

      That's because the brokers who were trying to execute trades were just funneling their orders through different exchanges, many of which are in the US and Europe. The volume on the NYSE ended up being half of the normal amount on a normal day. I think the faulty algorithm theory is the most likely, some greedy hedge fund writing bad code for those high-frequency trading computers. Maybe now some lawmaker will see the need for regulation?

    3. Re:NYSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this insightful? The observation is "When A is temporarily unavailable, many people shift their business to B." The conclusion is that "A is irrelevant." Yes, I realize that the parent post didn't actually conclude that the NYSE is irrelevant. It claimed that the observation is *almost* enough to make people *start* to *wonder* aloud whether or not they're still relevant. So what we really have is an observation followed by a null conclusion. So I ask again, how is this post +4 insightful?

    4. Re:NYSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's pretty funny considering it doesn't work that way. If a stock is "listed" on the NYSE,
      it's can't be brokered on any onther exchange in the world. It's always been that way.

    5. Re:NYSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please name some stocks that are interlisted on NYSE and any Europe exchange (and no, ADR's dont count).

    6. Re:NYSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately your post is 100% incorrect.

      Lets take a look at BCE (Canadian Telco).

      Closed - 52.91 Canadian on the TSX
      Closed - 41.54 USD on NYSE

      How do you explain BCE closing on two markets (TSX, NYSE) if it "cant be brokered on any other exchange"?
      When there is a holiday in one market, the stock actively trades in the open market independently.

      If you want some more examples let me know.

  29. Flights to be cheaper!? by doood · · Score: 1

    I sure hope these hacks make flight prices cheap!

  30. systemd is the entity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    systemd is the entity

  31. NYSE's "glitch" by fustakrakich · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is to protect from the rush to dump Chinese stock. There might be no honor amongst thieves, but this is a professional courtesy.

    --
    “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    1. Re:NYSE's "glitch" by mi · · Score: 2

      Shutting the exchange down for a few hours — they've resumed trading already — is not going to move the needle for Chinese interests. China herself has just banned "major stockholders" from selling for six months .

      If I were in your shoes, I would've gotten tired of being wrong all the time by now — your stamina is, indeed, quite astounding.

      --
      In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    2. Re:NYSE's "glitch" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are you and what have you done with the real fustakrakich?

      The real fusta would tell us that everything is just plain old business. No such thing as courtesy in business. Somebody paid somebody else for this to happen!

    3. Re:NYSE's "glitch" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when all the other ECNs were still open, and NYSE listed names were still trading, how does this help?

      conspiracy theory much

    4. Re:NYSE's "glitch" by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      The real fusta would tell us that everything is just plain old business.

      What did I ever say that contradicts that?

      --
      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    5. Re:NYSE's "glitch" by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      "Wrong"? Where?

      --
      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
  32. Who would want to divert attention.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trillions of dollars have been wiped off the Chinese stock market recently, there are endless tails of high level breaches and some different headlines - even just for a day - would be mighty helpful to the Chinese authorities.

    1. Re:Who would want to divert attention.. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Not letting their average PE ratio hit 100 would have been mighty helpful. Too late for that, now the bubble has popped and there is no fixing it with delays.

      Delays will only increase the panic.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  33. Once -- a happenstance... by mi · · Score: 1

    The military rule for mishaps, that I read somewhere, goes like this:

    • once — a happenstance;
    • twice — a coincidence;
    • thrice — an enemy action

    Are we sure, there are only two major problems today?

    --
    In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    1. Re: Once -- a happenstance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I do have this weird itching between my toes. Think it's China?

    2. Re: Once -- a happenstance... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      >> I do have this weird itching between my toes. Think it's China?

      It depends. Can you describe the masseuse you hired last week?

    3. Re:Once -- a happenstance... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Are we sure, there are only two major problems today?

      The Wall Street Journal also went down.

      --
      Your ad here. Ask me how!
    4. Re:Once -- a happenstance... by catsRus · · Score: 1

      Likely just got overloaded with traffic when everyone wanted to know what happened.

    5. Re:Once -- a happenstance... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      The "military rule" you mention is for instances of a specific issue, not just problems in general. If it were for just for any problem, the whole world would constantly be at war as more than 2 problems will happen to an entire fucking army. You also ask whether there are only two "major" "problems", without even bothering to define what they were. You sound like a conspiracy nutcase.

    6. Re: Once -- a happenstance... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Probably athlete's foot. There's cream for that.

    7. Re:Once -- a happenstance... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Doubtful. The WSJ went down before the NYSE closed.

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      Your ad here. Ask me how!
  34. More Republican scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They hate the Chinese so they are not preventing Americans from removing their money from their stock exchange scam to buy Chinese stocks. Those stocks are very nicely priced so any rational person would want to move money out of the Republican-controlled US and into a better market. The Republicans screwing us over hard. They know if they can keep us poor that their plan to stack us like cord wood at Gitmo will be more likely to succeed.

    1. Re:More Republican scams by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      'Evil republicans' troll, please invest in Chinese stocks now that their average PE ratio is down to a 'very nicely priced' 70. What can go wrong?

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:More Republican scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Republicans, even in their wildest Ayn Rand/Horatio Alger/Divine Right of the Wealthy wet dreams, aren't nearly as powerful and manipulative as the Chinese elite. You are an utter idiot.

    3. Re:More Republican scams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Shanghai Composite Index has fallen 32% in less than a month. People are really wanting to invest since it now has so much potential, but of course, the Republicans are not allowing us to sell stocks in order to keep the money in American companies.

    4. Re:More Republican scams by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Fallen 32% in the last month. It is now only up 100% from a year ago and has a PE ratio in the 70 neighborhood. It's a bubble. Please invest your retirement there.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    5. Re:More Republican scams by KGIII · · Score: 1

      When it goes down a bit more I am in for a large sum. I know it will go lower but I am not going to wait too long. I can afford to risk it and let the investment sit idle. I have every reason to believe it will return to bubble anew. It is a risk I accept and, really, I am just gambling anyways.

      --
      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    6. Re:More Republican scams by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Speculate away. Just don't complain when you lose your money and never again complain about HFT or day traders, because you are one of them.

      But think about how corrupt the Chinese economy is. Right now the most powerful people in China are losing money hand over fist. Your plan is to put your money alongside theirs and hope you get the same deal they will.

      Also note: The evil republicans troll has identified himself. It's KGIII!

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    7. Re:More Republican scams by KGIII · · Score: 1

      LOL I am further left than you. I am not a HFT either - mine will be an investment that lasts years because I think that is where the money is. I am a speculator... I am not even that. I am mostly a gambler who does not mind losing the money. What do you care? I pay my taxes and donate a bunch to very good causes. A Republican? Laughable and silly. Good trolling though.

      --
      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    8. Re:More Republican scams by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The 'evil republicans' troll is upthread. He spams /. with 'evil republicans' fantasies. Ether a deranged leftest of a right winger who thinks he's clever.

      Just for reference there are two kinds of people with money in markets, speculators who 'invest' for the short term using velocity type strategies, and investors who invest for the long term, usually on fundamentals. Both types are gamblers.

      Nobody who invests on fundamentals would put a penny into the Chinese market today. PE of 70 is fully bubble territory (bubbles start at 20, even for rapid growth, own their market type companies). The most basic problem the Chinese have is turning a decent rate of profit. 2% is typical. They have no pricing power, everything they make is 'commodity'.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  35. I guess they don't use windows phone support. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Abdullahfarozammarokudammafuckacamel called from windows and told me I had a virus, he fixed my PC for $475 per year.

  36. Yea right, just a glitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You wonder how the next attack on the US will happen? Just look at what happens when computers go down because of whatever reason. Its result is still the same.
    Attacks on our commerce is the best and most effective way to hurt the US or any major developed Country. When money starts coming out of the markets and economy you have very bad results. Even if its a short term issue, the results can be significant especially since the US is still in a unstable state in our economy.
    Yes, things have become better, but at a snails pace and practical any disruption of this recovery can have a negative impact. It makes sense to attack our stock markets, transportation, communications and banking. Take Greece as an example of how quickly people make a run on banks at just the thought of a collapse of their economy. Plus add in 20% unemployment and you have a Country on the verge of bankruptcy. The US is not so sound that a Greece could not happen.

    1. Re:Yea right, just a glitch by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      Yes take Greece as an example. It only took 3.5 years for the bank run to materialize after it became obvious they were deadbeats.

      Most people understand the system is rigged. They expect the Greeks are not going to get what they deserve. Or the money would have all fled Greece 4 years ago.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  37. Joke is on you by Texmaize · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This would be funny except Ron Paul had said:

    "My understanding is that espionage means giving secret or classified information to the enemy. Since Snowden shared information with the American people, his indictment for espionage could reveal (or confirm) that the US Government views you and me as the enemy."

    See, i am not even a stalwart Ron Paul guy, but I do respect him a political philosopher. The feel of the idea seemed off to me, so I did an entire 10 sec of Google searching to check. It is easy to hate and disparage others, because you were told to. It is harder not be a lap dog and think for yourself.

    --
    "Liberalism is a very noble idea, currently controlled by some very bad people. Be sure you do not get the two confused.
    1. Re:Joke is on you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The phrase "think for yourself" is popular whenever any two people disagree. Most people consider themselves to be independent thinkers with well-founded opinions, and tell themselves that disagreement from others is just evidence of their own success at thinking for themselves. It's not.

      Critical thinking, though notoriously difficult to define, is really the intent behind the "think for yourself" phrase. It involves sometimes agreeing with the majority, and sometimes disagreeing with it, but in all times doing the right amount of research, and challenging of assumptions, and reflection on motivation, etc. It sometimes involves quite a lot of effort, and requires one to interrupt their own natural thought processes, which is far beyond what most people are willing to do in order to feel smart (though not doing it will never stop people from claiming they have done it, of course).

    2. Re:Joke is on you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except Snowden gave the information to everyone, US and foreign. So Ron Paul is just descending more and more into an old crazy guy.

  38. Now we finally know when! by blue9steel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apparently Skynet goes live July 8th 2015, though in this timeline it's an evolution of flash trading algorithms rather than a DoD project. In a panic they shut down the exchange.....

    1. Re: Now we finally know when! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      I'm calling in The Doctor (11) to fight Skynet this time.

  39. NO, ARCA was still up and running by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fully electronic portion of the NYSE is called ARCA.

    ARCA didn't go down. The NYSE floor went down.

  40. Electronic trading did not hault -- ARCA stayed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Only the NYSE floor was taken off line.

    ARCA, the electronic trading part of the NYSE stayed on line

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NYSE_Arca

  41. Berkshire Bank is/was down too! by MooseDontBounce · · Score: 1

    Went there to make a withdrawal during lunch and they where doing everything by paper & pencil. $300 max withdrawal. They said it was a problem with a 'Global Internet Provider, the same one used by the airlines that are down.'

  42. Right! by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    I guess the ominous fiber-cable cutters finally found the right cable to cut.

  43. DNS mishap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone switched the DNS where all the Wall Street clients went to United servers and vice versa. It's the simple things in life with cloud computing that make you chuckle.

  44. The actual reason by kurt555gs · · Score: 1

    All Your Base Are Belong to Us.

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    * Carthago Delenda Est *
  45. LMAO: 321 million people keeping a secret. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Except Snowden gave the information to everyone, US and foreign.

    Riddle me this: How do you give it to the American People WITHOUT also giving it to everyone else, US and foreign?

    Do you REALLY think 321 million people can keep a secret?

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  46. I hope.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that nmoone is dumb enough to believe that this was a "technical-glitch"
    and was in no way related to the China collapse of their exchange. -- hey,
    Trump would agree...

  47. It's the Leap Second by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People think it's over with and gone but it's not gone, I saw it in the woods a few minutes ago.

  48. This is what happens when you don't use Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux in the Enterprise isn't fault tolerant.

  49. Re:LMAO: 321 million people keeping a secret. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He could have released only information related to NSA activities involving US domestic concerns but instead he released classified information related to the NSA foreign activities. Activities that are 100% legal under long standing US law and in accordance with the organizations mandate. He violated the US Espionage act in just about every way possible. And although it is not against any law he is has shown himself to be quite an idiot. If he was smart he could have found a way to release the information anonymously but he wanted to be a rock star. He could have traveled to one of the South American paradises for asylum before he dumped the information but he didn't and thus he ended up living under the watchful eye of one of the most repressive security services in the world. He and his pet journalists also took it upon themselves to be the final arbiters of what foreign intelligence information was safe to release. Why should anyone trust these people with that type of power? These same people have also been granted the power to cherry pick what information they release and when they release it. They release the information for political effect and keep their names on the news. Make no mistake. The journalists handling the information have profited and bolstered their careers for their efforts.

  50. Sounds like a Wally problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://dilbert.com/strip/1996-01-31

  51. Re:LMAO: 321 million people keeping a secret. by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Activities that are 100% legal under long standing US law and in accordance with the organizations mandate.

    Repeating this fascist crap over and over doesn't make it true.

  52. Re:LMAO: 321 million people keeping a secret. by KGIII · · Score: 1

    I am one of the biggest supporters of Snowden on this site. What he said is true. However, I accept the loss and think it was worth it to have had the other information released. I think he should be pardoned. However, he did break the law. It does not even need a trial - you can judge for yourself. I think his breaking the law was justified and that a judge or jury should refuse to find him guilty. You can say that he is not guilty because he has not been tried. That does not mean he did not break the law. Courts do not find you innocent - they find you not guilty. He is as guilty as they come but should not be prosecuted.

    --
    "So long and thanks for all the fish."
  53. Re:LMAO: 321 million people keeping a secret. by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

    Are you a fucked-up piece of shit in real life, or do you just play one on Slashdot?

  54. Outsourced IT? by fastgriz · · Score: 1

    Bean counters consider engineers and IT workers to be fungible, so they like to boost quarterly profits by getting rid of experienced company employees and filling the seats with much less expensive and less experienced contractors who don't fully understand the jobs they are filling. No idea if that's what happened at NYSE and United, but I've seen it happen other places and result in "glitches".

  55. There's nothing NYSE by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

    about the New York Stock Exchange

    --

    Build a Man a Fire, and He'll Be Warm for a Day. Set a Man on Fire, and He'll Be Warm for the Rest of His Life.

  56. Re:Stay calm. Nothing to worry about. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    I just checked my bank account, and I have about $4,000,000,000 more or so than I did yesterday ... for some reason. So I'll be happy to take care of some inconveniences this may cause. I just have to go out and, um, buy a few things first.

    I guess a few billion here, a few billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.

    --
    To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it