"Ludicrous Speed" For Tesla's Model S Means 0-60 MPH In 2.8 Seconds
Automobile Magazine, writes reader Eloking, reports that the highest-end of the Tesla line has just gotten a boost upward, thanks to a new "Ludicrous Speed" mode:
In combination with a newly optional 90-kWh battery pack, this new mode brings 0-60 mph acceleration down to 2.8 seconds (from a quoted 3.2 seconds for the P85D model). This larger battery pack is offered as an upgrade from the existing 85-kWh model, creating new 90, 90D, and P90D models.
It doesn't come cheap, though: this isn't just a firmware update to download. For P90D owners, the upgrade costs $10,000 (including the larger battery); P85Ds can be upgraded for half that price.
Then Mel Brooks sues Ludacris for prior, prior art.
That's gotta have some interesting ramifications when you are driving on a slope, especially if you are accelerating over a small rise in the road.
The ramifications might include your breakfast.
Yeah? Well I strapped some fucking rockets to my car and it went from 0 to 60 MPH in about 0.8 seconds. So fuck you.
Yes, but that was 0-60 straight up.
To win the race you need to move forward, and the largest piece left over from the explosion must cross the finish line.
Tesla Motors mode selector, circa 2025:
-Eco
-Sport
-Race
-Ludicrous Speed
-Maximum Plaid
-11
-88 (MPH)
-ERR_INT_OVRFLW
-???
-Profit