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Why Certifications Are Necessary (Even If Aggravating To Earn)

Nerval's Lobster writes: Whether or not certifications have value is a back-and-forth argument that's been going on since before Novell launched its CNE program in the 1990s. Developer David Bolton recently incited some discussion of his own when he wrote an article for Dice in which he claimed that certifications aren't worth the time and money. But there's a lot of evidence that certifications can add as much as 16 percent to a tech professional's base pay; in addition a lot of tech companies use resume-screening software that weeds out any resumes that don't feature certain acronyms. There's also the argument that the cost, difficulty, and annoyance of earning a certification is actually the best reason to go through it, especially if you're looking for a job; it broadcasts that you're serious enough about the technology to invest a serious chunk of your life in it. But others might not agree with that assessment, arguing that all a certification proves is that you're good at taking tests, not necessarily knowing a technology inside and out.

213 comments

  1. Oh look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    More Dice clickbait. Fuck off samzenpus.

    1. Re:Oh look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Conspiracy theories aside, I don't get why the hell Nerval's Lobster doesn't just have an editor account. I'd really like to know what the relationship there is.

      Obviously he (or she?) works for dice, everything he's ever submitted is a link to dice and the URLs have campaign IDs in them to track the success of their shitposting. Do they treat this as if it was submitted like any other article, requiring it to get upvoted in the firehose, or is it just automatically accepted by whatever editor happens to see it first?

      Either way, pretty unclassy.

    2. Re:Oh look by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      More Dice clickbait. Fuck off samzenpus.

      And give me my fucking scrollbar back!!! Not everyone uses trackpad scrolling (disable mine as it never behaves as it should due to lousy drivers)

    3. Re:Oh look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think Nerval's Lobster doesn't have an editor account because he hasn't yet passed the certification process necessary to be hired as a /. editor.

    4. Re:Oh look by Sowelu · · Score: 1

      What the hell browser are you using that doesn't have a scroll bar?

    5. Re:Oh look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Nerval's Lobster is the astroturfing account for Nick Kolakowski, the editor in chief of the godawful SlashBI thing. He's still listed in the FAQ as an editor, even though he's officially moved away from Slashdot and is currently churning out content for Dice's godawful news division. I brought this up before, and was assured that not only does Nick not work directly for Slashdot any more, but that they don't post everything that he submits. Considering the last time he had a story declined was over a year ago, I have my doubts.

      Also, expect to see stories about certifications, what programming languages you should learn, interview skills, and other fluff pieces from now on.

    6. Re:Oh look by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Firefox allows you to control the look of the scrollbar. It appeared to me as this thin strip about 5px wide almost the same colour as the background grey, also without any up/down arrows. I think I was in some A|B testing as it's gone now.

    7. Re:Oh look by arielCo · · Score: 2

      Listen, kiddo, Slashdot is a Dice Holdings property and you don't expect it to publish their owners' content?

      One day I'll want to visit your fantasy world, but in this one Slashdot wouldn't have been sold to Dice if it was profitable.

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    8. Re:Oh look by Dan541 · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:Oh look by beakerMeep · · Score: 1

      Listen, sonny, you lived through that world. Slashdot once did well for itself. And given your uid, you should remember that.

      "Buzzfeedification" of content is killing the net. Notice all those outbrain, taboola, and other shit all over news sites? This article is the same thing. Corporations astroturfing "advertorial" clickbait is bad for everyone -- especially on a site the is supposedly still "driven by user submissions".

      So fuck any fatalistic or indignant defense of this turd masquerading as news.

      Maybe it's fantasy to imagine it'll ever change, but don't be a tool.

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    10. Re:Oh look by Shoten · · Score: 2

      Listen, kiddo, Slashdot is a Dice Holdings property and you don't expect it to publish their owners' content?

      One day I'll want to visit your fantasy world, but in this one Slashdot wouldn't have been sold to Dice if it was profitable.

      Actually, a lack of profitability isn't what causes a company to get bought. Quite the opposite; companies that have few tangible assets and are not profitable almost never get bought. What causes a company to get acquired is profitability along with growth or synergy potential (don't blame me for using that phrase; it's what gets bandied about) as well as a cost of acquisition that makes it seem worthwhile. So in this case, I would think the synergy potential was the main factor (being able to stump for Dice's other operations or their worldview in general) along with a reasonable cost of purchase. Nobody wants to buy a failing business unless they want some specific asset that they own, or the sum of their tangible (aka "resellable") assets is worth more than the cost of buying the whole company in the first place.

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    11. Re:Oh look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Lynx https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      If you need a Windows build of Lynx, just pick it up from the Gopher site at: gopher://whitemesa.net:70/1/lynx-windows

    12. Re:Oh look by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Listen, kiddo, Slashdot is a Dice Holdings property and you don't expect it to publish their owners' content?

      I think many people hoped that selling the site wouldn't damage the quality of the site. "Expect" is a funny word. I "expect" Slashdot to remain independent and neutral to Dice in the same way that you might tell your children, "I expect you to behave yourself." It's like a weak form of a demand.

      However, I completely "expect" that Dice will ruin Slashdot. Here I'm using the word "expect" to indicate what I predict will actually happen.

  2. Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    First off.. saw first link and thought "wow, at least dice isn't putting campaign ID's in their URLs any more".. but then the third link has one. Never change dice.. never change.

    Secondly, this is a tired old discussion that aside from a few who insist on actually arguing it, seems to have resolved to a consensus of:

    - If the employers you want to work for care about certificates, get them.
    - If your employer wants you to get certificates, get them (they'll probably pay for it).
    - If the employers you want to work for don't care about them, don't get them (I don't think anyone feels you actually learn something by getting certs).

    The area I live in, certificates are mostly worthless, so I have very few. I once worked at a place where the big projects was from a client who insisted everyone who worked on the project have a bunch, so I got a few now expired ones through that. Maybe having certs going in would be a factor in ones favour if applying for that job at that time, but I doubt it. They were viewed much like "mandatory compliance training" stuff is, something everyone just went and wasted an afternoon on at some point because you had to.

    But I don't discount that in some areas having a list of acronyms on your resume is required or at least helpful, so if you live in such an area, go nuts.

    Either way, you should know what local employers in the area you want to work expect if you are planning to you know, have a career and such...

    1. Re:Meh by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      However for some tech jobs, if you have certificates listed on your resume then this will lower your chances of getting a job. Listing certificates is a signal that you haven't updated the resume since you were an entry level grunt. Outside of IT you will almost never see certificates except in technician jobs. The point of these certificates most of the time is not even training to be competent in some field, but for their marketing use (ie, all those certificate holders will promote Microsoft solutions to the end of their days).

    2. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Unless they are certs that directly translate (for instance, if you spend time in factory type setting and have had to get a bunch of safety training/certificates to be allowed on the floor when machines are in use and are applying to another similar position, then yeah, list it, cause it's one less thing they have to pay for if they hire you). Listing your CCNA you got in school screams "I've done nothing with my life and probably spend most of my time talking to plants".

    3. Re:Meh by skids · · Score: 2

      I think they are actually rather important for SE jobs. SE's need to know lots of product details without needing to know much of the stuff that only comes from sweating through the particular problems of an admin job.

    4. Re:Meh by shentino · · Score: 1

      Which just goes to show you, you should treat your future boss as if you were already working for them, which means doing what they want.

    5. Re:Meh by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      If your employer wants you to get certificates, get them (they'll probably pay for it).

      I worked for many companies that proclaimed their profund devotion to becoming an ITIL certified shop, run everyone through training courses, and then refuses to pay for the entry-level certifications. Since the companies don't want to commit money to their devotion, the techs decline to pay for their own ITIL certifications and no one gets certified. So ITIL becomes a fig leaf. If you do find yourself in an ITIL certified shop, that's when you get your own ITIL certification.

    6. Re:Meh by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Outside of IT you will almost never see certificates except in technician jobs

      Interesting. A relative of mine has two MBAs, and was a business acquisition director at a Fortune 500 company before taking an easier position to work on a Ph.D. She had these in here resume. Maybe YMMV?
      Project Management Professional
      Certified Training Manager/Director
      Certified Instructor/Facilitator
      Certified Performance Consultant
      Certified Instructional Designer/Developer
      Certified e-Learning Specialist
      ITIL Foundations Certified

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    7. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting certs for the purpose of getting a job is like prison sex. Something you don't want.

      Sure, study for a cert, you might learn something, but save your money on a worthless piece of paper. It proves nothing. You don't have to prove who you are or even know anything to get one.

    8. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those can be merged into one cert for optimal description:

      Certified Bullshit Artist

  3. They're worthless. by msauve · · Score: 5, Insightful

    EVERY cert test I've ever taken tests not knowledge of the subject/product, but the ability to do rote memorization of the training materials, even if it's wrong. It's all a moneymaking scam.

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    1. Re:They're worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If I could go to class, take the test (pass of course) and get a job without having experience, then I would consider it. Unfortunately, certs don't matter without experience.

      What I have seen is you get a job and then work for the cert while employed. And as you earn them, you get promoted. Certs seem to be a condition for advancement; not a method of getting a job.

    2. Re:They're worthless. by khasim · · Score: 1

      Maybe. Maybe not.

      In my experience the tests "test" you on your knowledge of how the VENDOR would like you to "solve" a "problem".

      I haven't seen any test were there is something objectively "wrong" about any of the questions or answers.

      But I have seen a lot of questions and answers that are phrased somewhat inaccurately for someone with more experience than just the vendor's training materials.

      So if you know the subject, a quick read of the vendor's materials should tell you where the "tricky" areas are. But if you want to skip that step, you should be able to pass most certifications without a problem.

    3. Re:They're worthless. by magarity · · Score: 2

      You are quite correct. Many years ago I saw a practice "A+" test this as the very first question:
      Which one or more of the following are both input and output devices:
      A: Floppy drive
      B: Keyboard
      C: Mouse
      D: Monitor
      It told me I was wrong for picking A and B because keyboards are input only. It seems they didn't think someone doing helpdesk should know the three little lights on the keyboard are important diagnostic output.

    4. Re:They're worthless. by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      It's a marketing tool. If you sell Solution X, then everyone who gets your certificate will promote Solution X when there's a choice. Because that is where their skills are and it's just basic job security to promote what you know instead of what you don't know. The money paid for the certificate course is peanuts compared to the ongoing revenue from a team of undercover agents promoting your product to their employers.

    5. Re:They're worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Agreed - and every interview I've ever had where the applicant had a bunch of certifications they couldn't answer basic questions about the field that weren't on the test, and some that were. I once had an applicant list SNMP on his resume but couldn't tell me what the acronym stood for nor what a community name was or was for. All he could tell me about it was that it was covered on his Cisco certification that he passed.

      I also once audited a SCIPP course as a favor to a friend - I was the only one in that class that didn't get the cert, but also the only one in that class who had any experience outside a text book.

      Certs are a way for people without experience to claim experience by paying someone to say "they know X" - I steer clear of certs and won't hire people with lots of certs unless they also have a lot of experience to back it up. I'll take experience over certification every time.

    6. Re:They're worthless. by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      While those lights on keyboards are technically outputs, they're only indicators and you won't be outputting actual data with them. Not with standard hardware anyway.

    7. Re:They're worthless. by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Yup, Cisco and Microsoft are all about this.

      Give your local college a shit tonne of free network gear, heavily subsidize CCNA material/testing, totally worth it when a college basically turns their networking course into a Cisco networking course and everyone who graduates leans towards Cisco products going forward (at least initially in their career).

    8. Re:They're worthless. by msauve · · Score: 1

      Assuming the discussion is regarding the usual keyboards used with IBM type PCs, the indicator lights are under control of the computer, and not just simple local indicators.

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    9. Re:They're worthless. by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      EVERY cert test I've ever taken tests not knowledge of the subject/product, but the ability to do rote memorization of the training materials, even if it's wrong. It's all a moneymaking scam.

      Agreed. I took a JavaScript course and they insisted that the Java reserve words were also reserve words in JS, despite that version of JS being scrapped. They went so far as to include it in the final exam. The course was also 9 years out of date.

    10. Re:They're worthless. by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      By that logic, a monitor also isn't an output device, unless you're using it to program a Timex Datalink.

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    11. Re:They're worthless. by mlts · · Score: 2

      Realistically, IT needs to do like plumbers, electricians, and HVAC tradespeople: They need licensing across the board with a vendor independent group doing the licensing.

      Certs in plumbing would be like a PVC company having tests to see how good a plumber is at gluing their pipes together. Does it matter in plumbing overall, such as selecting the rise and tilt of pipes so poop runs downhill? Nope.

      Similar if certs were similar for electricians. Square D could make certs for their circuit breakers and boxes, but does that mean an electrician knows not to run 440 three-phase through a set of nipple clamps? Nope.

    12. Re:They're worthless. by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      Yes the LEDs are under the computer's control. But that still doesn't make those LEDs "output devices" in the general sense of the word. You won't be storing or sending data to another standard device via those LEDs.

      Now, if the option would have been the classic printer port, I would have agreed with you because while it was designed as an output port, it still had input lines and standard devices were made to use it as an input/output port (such as scanners, ZIP drives, etc) and people even hacked SNES gamepads to work with it.

    13. Re:They're worthless. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      EVERY cert test I've ever taken tests not knowledge of the subject

      Because that's not their main value.

      Hiring managers don't know enough to qualify candidates. So they hire people with certifications. That way, if the employee sucks they just say, "hey, he was properly certified - blame the certifier, not me."

      It's CYA, blame-shifting, etc. The ability to deflect blame is quite valuable to people who are not qualified to be in their jobs, so they're willing to pay more to such employees, because such employees are valuable to them.

      If the tests get too tough, the candidate pool will dry up, so that's never going to happen. For qualified interviewers, asking the questions isn't hard, so they don't have a use for the certifications.

      Another factor is that such middle managers tend to be in the corporate world, as startups cannot afford either the inept middle managers or bad employees. Corporate jobs tend to pay more, so 16% does not seem unlikely at all, in aggregate of the two factors.

      For that 16% you probably have to work at a dreary soul-crushing job, but if your interview doesn't consist of smart people asking you tough questions, you probably knew that already. Get busy with the 401(k) allocations so you can live out the end of your boring life in a median retirement community!

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    14. Re:They're worthless. by Anrego · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For that to work you need actual hard rules that everyone can agree on.

      Sure, electricians and plumbers disagree around the edges (ask a plumber about sharkbite if you want to lose a few hours of your life) but there's a huge chunk that's accepted practice for good, demonstrable and easily definable reasons.

      Software is still the wild west, and we're still figuring out how to do it properly.

    15. Re:They're worthless. by msauve · · Score: 1

      So, by your definition a monitor is not an output device, because "in the general sense of the word, you won't be storing or sending data to another standard device" with it. OK, whatever.

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    16. Re:They're worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Realistically, IT needs to do like plumbers, electricians, and HVAC tradespeople

      Be sued when your shit ass program isn't up to (pun not intended) code?

      Because we totally need coding codes. Ideally from the Department of Free Personnel Data, amirite?

    17. Re:They're worthless. by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Yes the LEDs are under the computer's control. But that still doesn't make those LEDs "output devices" in the general sense of the word.

      A modern keyboard is both an input and output device. At a high level its primary function is to input things into the computer; however, the USB HID communications are bi-directional communications, there is both Input and Output. The computer can set the state of LEDs and some other features of the keyboard.

      In some cases, the computer can upgrade the firmware on the Keyboard which definitely requires sending output.

    18. Re: They're worthless. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      You're been able to stuff data into the keyboard buffer and read it back for decades. Same as sticking executable code or data in an unused page of video ram that doesn't get reinitializes so it can survive a warm reboot. Ditto for a modem buffer (already an I/o device), as well as the buffer in a serial mouse. Even the old parallel printer ports.

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    19. Re:They're worthless. by mattventura · · Score: 1

      Actually, they serve a very important purpose. Even when a computer is pretty locked up, the lock indicators will usually still respond unless the computer is completely hosed. Also Linux may start flashing all 3 LEDs in case of a kernel panic.

    20. Re: They're worthless. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Note the weasel words "up to 16%". It means nothing. It could even be true if most certs have a negative impact on income. The lack of hard numbers says a lot.

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    21. Re:They're worthless. by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      It seems they didn't think someone doing helpdesk should know the three little lights on the keyboard are important diagnostic output.

      What about keyboards that don't have indicators? One of Dell's most popular Bluetooth keyboards in years past (Y-RAQ-DEL2) has none, for instance.

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    22. Re:They're worthless. by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      So, by your definition a monitor is not an output device, because "in the general sense of the word, you won't be storing or sending data to another standard device" with it. OK, whatever.

      Um, you're deliberately misreading his post. He was talking about the keyboard. The screen at one point was a pure output device where data is stored for the viewer, however brief. That being said, even when the test was written there were monitors with light pens that could be used as input devices, much like touch screens today.

      As for keyboards, indicator lights are not considered output as they have nothing to do with reading data, they are purely an indicator function, much like a power light. If you still don't get it, check out the Wikipedia entry for an output device. They have a good explanation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    23. Re:They're worthless. by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      Yes the LEDs are under the computer's control. But that still doesn't make those LEDs "output devices" in the general sense of the word.

      A modern keyboard is both an input and output device. At a high level its primary function is to input things into the computer; however, the USB HID communications are bi-directional communications, there is both Input and Output.
      The computer can set the state of LEDs and some other features of the keyboard.

      In some cases, the computer can upgrade the firmware on the Keyboard which definitely requires sending output.

      Yes, but each of these functions have nothing to do with reading or viewing data, they are all about changing the properties of the device itself (i.e. firmware, indicators, etc.) If this was the definition then anything with a power indicator and power button would be considered an I/O device. But that's not how we define an Output device. An I/O device is all about data, which has nothing to do with the device state.

    24. Re:They're worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Output device is an output device. It doesn't change for keyboards.

      numbnuts

    25. Re:They're worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      data is data numbnuts.

    26. Re:They're worthless. by msauve · · Score: 1

      Nope. If a computer can turn an LED on/off, that's an output device. How it's normally used doesn't matter, it's how it _can_ be used.

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    27. Re:They're worthless. by magarity · · Score: 2

      Other comments have already taken you to task for your somewhat pedantic objection to keyboards as output. If the motherboard is functioning but merely locked up by software, sending input by pressing caps lock provides output from the computer in the form of the little light going on and off. Yes, that qualifies as output. Especially in the context of what an A+ hardware tech certification ought to be testing. Furthermore, output on the monitor is the state of bits in RAM or registers. Output on the keyboard is the state of bits in the register in the keyboard controller. By any reasonable definition, these are both data and both output.

    28. Re:They're worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plumbers, electricians, and HVAC techs opinions and personal choice means very little in the actual end result. The certification they have is all geared towards performing work IAW the local codes and practices. What is a plumbers personal opinion on using CPVC, PEX, or copper for your plumbing? If they use any of the three according to the code, you will have reliable safe plumbing. I can do the same exact work myself with any of the three and if I did it to code and followed directions, it would be just as reliable and safe although it would take me about 10x longer than it would an experienced plumber.

      I replaced all of my copper in my house myself with CPVC. My acidic well water ate through my thin wall copper pipes in about 25 years. Is it up to code? Probably, I did it about 9 years ago and no problems yet.

    29. Re:They're worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the purpose of that question was to weed out pedants who obsess over trivial details that are factually true but largely irrelevant. A+ techs need to just be able to fix shit quickly, not take all day to do a full scientific workup.

    30. Re:They're worthless. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      >> IT needs to do like plumbers, electricians, and HVAC tradespeople: They need licensing across the board with a vendor independent group doing the licensing.

      This exists in the IT security field (SANS, ISC2, COMPTIA, etc.) and in some IT niches like managed file transfer ( http://cftpcert.com/ ).

    31. Re:They're worthless. by mysidia · · Score: 0

      If this was the definition then anything with a power indicator ...

      If the device with a power indicator also plugs into the bus and exchanges information with the CPU, then yes, it is also an I/O device. Just because once upon a time there were Purely Input-only devices such as I-Only Keyboards, and Purely Output-only devices such as Line printers, does not mean the modern equivalent is still Input or Output-only.

      Heck.... modern Keyboards have their own microprocessors, there are even wireless ones that do a radio handshake with a partner. Many printers have complicated configurations that can be entered on the panel and run webservers that both read and write data from the user.

      A modern keyboard is an I/O device, because data is transferred in both directions over the bus. It doesn't matter what that data is. Also, modern displays transmit Input data as well, so they are also I/O devices; they Input information about the display itself.

      A monitor receives data that is all about changing the properties of the device itself too --- specifically, the properties of all the pixels on the device's surface, and that's what makes a monitor also an Output device. What exactly you use those pixels to represent is a software issue.

      If you are so inclined, you can write software that will use the keyboard status LEDs to send you messages in morse code or show system load average: you can do anything with them.

      They are simple limited outputs, but still outputs.

    32. Re:They're worthless. by shugah · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it would have helped you if the question had been prefaced with "In the general sense and any person with half a brain would understand the terms input and output, ..."

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    33. Re:They're worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually in the time that floppy was used, the BIOS would use the keyboard leds to show early diagnostics when it failed to boot. Things like no-memory-found or no-graphics-card-found. It would blink the leds and you could find the codes in the manual.

    34. Re:They're worthless. by shugah · · Score: 2

      Memorization allows you to recall information and reproduce a process or methodology without really understanding what you are doing. Learning allows you to understand the concepts and generalize and apply them to new or different situations. Our entire education system is increasingly tilted towards memorization and achievement testing. This approach is efficient to a point, but will produce students / employees who are basically functional and even productive within a certain field, but lack critical thinking and the fundamental knowledge to solve complex problems. They may also be over confident and unable to recognize when they have overreached or are presented with a problem that goes beyond their training.

      I do consulting work in health care. I have a BASc an MBA and 30 years of experience. I've worked with people with technical certifications who were quite brilliant and able to understand and work and contribute at a very high level in a complex, multi-vendor environment, and others who, due to their training could not get past a certain way of looking at a problem. I've also been required by clients to work with a certified PMP even though I have successfully managed many large and complex projects or have a project manager in mind who is much more suited for the job.

      In the end, I wouldn't hire or reject a candidate because of a certification or lack thereof.

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    35. Re:They're worthless. by shentino · · Score: 1

      Which is another lesson you have to learn. Doing what you're told and complying with official documents is often just as, if not more, important than actually knowing how to do your job.

      Compliance with authority, like it or not, is a valuable job skill.

    36. Re:They're worthless. by Sique · · Score: 1
      No. It's how it is supposed to be used.

      Those LEDs are pure status LEDs and have no other means than to tell you how the next input will be interpreted by the computer. They are meaningless without input from the keyboard, and are only considered in the context of input.

      Otherways you would also have to consider a monitor an input device because it tells the graphics card what the possible and the optimal settings are. But here again, those information is solely used in context with the output of the graphics card, thus it is not considered input per se.

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    37. Re:They're worthless. by swb · · Score: 2

      There's good reasons for licensing, like the fact that people can get electrocuted or have their house burn down if wiring is done incorrectly, blow their house up in a natural gas explosion, etc.

      The downside to licensing from an economic perspective is that often gets misused as means to create a cartel and restrict entry to the field. I think it's no coincidence that the licensed trades' unions are still pretty strong in an era of declining union power. I just heard a podcast where economists complained about the over-extension of licensing and certification, even citing NYC licensing fortune tellers (I think the follow-on joke is that if you can predict your license number, you don't have to take the certification exam).

      If IT licensing had been a requirement starting in 1995, I seriously doubt we'd be enjoying nearly the level of overall economic benefits from the Internet that we do now because restrictions on who could do what work. I think you can make a reasonable argument that IT deployment overall benefitted from flexibility in who could do the work. Some firms got burned by incompetent technologists but mostly firms benefitted in terms of flexibility in who could do the work.

      I think some people might argue that security has suffered due to underskilled IT workers, yet ironically, security is one area with a ton of serious certifications yet we still have security problems in organizations which presumably would have incentives to hire certified workers.

    38. Re:They're worthless. by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Hum, perhaps you might read the relevant manual page "man setleds"

      Then perhaps you might read the following web page

      http://martybugs.net/electroni...

      In short you are just 100% plain wrong in your assertion. You could easily use three flashing LED's to indicate all sorts of error codes.

    39. Re:They're worthless. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I disagree.

      A former employer of mine requires H1B1 certification to get a job there

    40. Re:They're worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dell sucks shit and is irrelevant.

    41. Re:They're worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel to compelled to point out that optical mice actually would potentially be an output device as well.
      Since you can use whether the light does on or not to detect whether the USB stack is still working or not. If it's completely crashed, the mouse -at least some models - will not even switch on anymore (even if there is power).
      But I admit this is a corner-case, but they keyboard LEDs are clearly output devices, I know there were programs that mapped your HDD LED onto the keyboard LEDs...
      But that's the problem especially with multiple-choice tests, you have to answer what whoever wrote it wanted to hear, not what is correct. Thus in a lot of countries (Germany for example) nobody would ever think of taking a multiple-choice test seriously, they are just bad jokes.

    42. Re:They're worthless. by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      No. It's how it is supposed to be used.

      Those LEDs are pure status LEDs and have no other means than to tell you how the next input will be interpreted by the computer. They are meaningless without input from the keyboard, and are only considered in the context of input.

      Next up: Keyboard LED TCP

      Seriously, any kind of output can be controlled to perform some kind of protocol, even the numlock/scrolllock/caplock LEDs on the keyboard. For instance, malware could be configured to use Morris Code to output usernames and passwords it finds on the computer for a camera to pick up. Industrial espionage could be done by having a spy camera hidden, with embedded malware used to push information out the LEDs off-hours when people are not watching; the intervals could be fast enough to look like a steady light unless you review the camera and see the frame on, frame off sequencing.

      So yes, it could be used as an output device, even though it's intended use is only as an indicator. To prevent this, you'd have to prevent the computer from being able to push key codes to a keyboard, but then multiple keyboards (virtual/physical/etc) would get out-of-sync.

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    43. Re:They're worthless. by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      See http://developers.slashdot.org...

      In short: 1 controllable LED can be used for Morris Code; 3 makes more fun.

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    44. Re:They're worthless. by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      When I took my A+ certification ten years ago, I've got thrown off on the printer questions that described a dot-matrix printer but the answer was for a laser printer. My printer experience then was mostly dot matrix, inkjet and thermal. I didn't get a home laser printer until 2007. A $300 Brother printer that lasted seven years until the laser drum reached end of life after 30,000 pages. A $150 replacement printer was cheaper than a $200 laser drum.

    45. Re:They're worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will say this much...the concepts behind PMP are solid and practical, and mostly involve a lot of common sense. What I discovered after going through the material and testing the methodology is that I've mostly been following PMP best practices without even knowing it. The most important thing I took away was that it gave a model to project managers who didn't have the ability to conceptualize the model. Kind of like buying a book full of recipes rather than knowing the recipes or originating them. The test? It's mostly just memorizing their particular dialog of "project lingo" and keeping their TLAs straight. Knocked it all out in under a month and never looked back.

    46. Re:They're worthless. by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      While those lights on keyboards are technically outputs, they're only indicators and you won't be outputting actual data with them. Not with standard hardware anyway.

      Incorrect. The state of the lights on a keyboard are independent of the actual keyboard state.

      When you hit caps lock, num lock, or scroll lock, 2 key codes are sent from the keyboard to the computer - one for key down, one for key up. The computer processes it and updates its internal keyboard state tables. The processor then writes to the keyboard to tell it turn the LED on.

      The keyboard controller does not, nor does the keyboard, update the LED without the main CPU being involved. It's a great way to test if your OS is actually working (because if the LEDs don't update, it means the main OS crashed or is too busy to handle keyboard input).

      Linux uses them to indicate it's panicked as well - if all the LEDs blink, it means the kernel has halted.

      But they are fully software controllable and you can use them as an input and an output mechanism. Perhaps use it to show status of something, for example.

    47. Re:They're worthless. by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, many of those are useless pieces of crap, and the only reason many people get them is because of rules like 8570, which has turned into welfare for these cert companies. Follow the money...they're getting rich, and a lot of it is off of taxpayer dollars.

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    48. Re:They're worthless. by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Back in the day I looked at Sun's certifications, for a sysadmin the test had anachronisms like how to do things in vi, and expected answers to other questions that were just plain incorrect. Kinda soured me on the things.

    49. Re:They're worthless. by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Not a good analogy. An optical mouse does not use its light to indicate anything. Keyboard indicators have the sole purpose of communications, even if very simple communications.

    50. Re:They're worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EVERY cert test I've ever taken tests not knowledge of the subject/product, but the ability to do rote memorization of the training materials, even if it's wrong. It's all a moneymaking scam.

      Then it sounds like you were cheating.

      Have you ever taken a Red Hat exam? How about an advanced VMware exam? You can't memorize anything but how to do the work because those certs are not question and answer.

    51. Re:They're worthless. by sjames · · Score: 1

      During post, the keyboard lights will tell you if the BIOS did/did not get far enough to reset the keyboard controller or enumerate the USB tree (depending on the keyboaard). I have seen some BIOS that will output diagnostic info deliberately on the keyboard lights if it can't get video up.

      It's enough that answering A and B shouldn't be considered wrong.

  4. You know what else is 'aggravating?' by ScentCone · · Score: 2

    There should be a certification in the use of the English language. Like, maybe a high school diploma or something like that.

    Getting a certification may indeed be annoying, or irritating, or bothersome, or troubling, or tiring ... and then something else about the process might aggravate (make worse) the bad experience. Sure, it's fairly obvious that the headline writer is trying to say something other than that a bad thing was aggravated by something else ... but, can we at least, when editing the headlines, at least try to throw the darts at a group of words that actually make some contextual sense? This is right up there with the "certifications are ten times less useful" style phrasing. Just EDIT like you mean it, editors. Please? Why dumb things down when you don't have to? None of these words are on sale. It's not more profitable for Dice to hold off on using seemingly more expensive words like "irritating."

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    1. Re:You know what else is 'aggravating?' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you spent a whole paragraph complaining about the use of words, and what it boiled down to is that you didn't like the word "aggravate" as much as "irritate".

      In fact, I consider "aggravate" to be a more accurate description. A sudden high pitched noise may be irritating, but wouldn't be aggravating. Aggravating suggests that the frustration builds up over time, which these certifications can do because studying for even one certification can be a quite time-consuming process. So, the choice of words was effective, if only you understood how that word is typically used. It seems to me that you decided to complain about something that you were unfamiliar with.

    2. Re:You know what else is 'aggravating?' by ScentCone · · Score: 2

      Aggravating suggests that the frustration builds up over time

      So what you're saying is that you, just like the headline writer, don't actually understand what the word means.

      It seems to me that you decided to complain about something that you were unfamiliar with.

      No, I complained that the word was used incorrectly, and that an editor chose to do so in a headline - the most visible place here in which to do so.

      Here's the primary definition of Aggravate:

      verb (used with object), aggravated, aggravating. 1. to make worse or more severe; intensify, as anything evil, disorderly, or troublesome: to aggravate a grievance; to aggravate an illness.

      People with a working vocabulary have been making the distinction between an irritation and an aggravated irritation for a long time. As in, "The child scratched at the irritating wound, which aggravated the injury."

      The only way in which it makes sense to use "aggravating" in the context of a certification test (as in the OP), is to say something like, "He was in a bad mood from his morning car accident, and the annoyance of having to take a pointless certification test aggravated his already foul disposition."

      The only person unfamiliar with this long-standing use and construction is you. Paid editors running headlines on widely read web sites, though, should be ahead of you on this - and they weren't in this case. Simple as that.

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    3. Re:You know what else is 'aggravating?' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what, you are just a fucking cunt. How about that? One very fucking aggravating twat. Did you get that? You are an aggravating twat.

      When was the last time you touched someone of the opposite sex(or the same one if that's how you roll, that's fine with me)

    4. Re:You know what else is 'aggravating?' by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it sucks to get hated for encouraging clear communication in public, doesn't it? Probably not as much as it sucks to be you, when that's all you've got, above. What a shallow, pathetic existence. But hey, if hating someone is your only outlet, and that's the limit to your ability to express yourself, I guess it's good to know your limits.

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    5. Re:You know what else is 'aggravating?' by imboboage0 · · Score: 1

      Or like the GP suggested, you could grow the fuck up. But I suppose calling others a twat when they correct you (and provide sources) is good enough for pieces of shit like you.

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    6. Re:You know what else is 'aggravating?' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I, the original Anonymous Coward that responded (#50149023) to your earlier post, and sorry that a later Anonymous Coward got into insulting you with pointless vulgar name calling with post #50149611.

      So what you're saying is that you, just like the headline writer, don't actually understand what the word means.

      So, when I look up the definition, I find this:
       

      1. make (a problem, injury, or offense) worse or more serious.

      "military action would only aggravate the situation"

      2. informal

      annoy or exasperate (someone), especially persistently.

      "the gesture aggravated me even more"
       

      Persistence implies "over time", like what I said. So, my usage is marked as "informal", but it is common enough that a dictionary recognizes the usage. You don't seem to even recognize the second definition.

      The only person unfamiliar with this long-standing use and construction is you.

      You're claiming that I'm unfamiliar with the (first) definition of the word. I am familiar with that. Furthermore, I am familiar with another way that the word has been used, which you seemed to be completely unfamiliar with. Your arguments have been made from the position that the headline writer was operating out of ignorance, and that I was. However, since we were using one of the definitions, it seems that the headline writer and I were not the ones acting out of ignorance of one of the valid definitions.

    7. Re:You know what else is 'aggravating?' by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Should you have used the word "like" as the start of your second sentence?

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  5. I have zero certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I dropped out of college after my junior year while purusing a non-IT related major, and in the past decade, I went from a part-time employee to the director of a medium size IT department. Perhaps I'll hit a wall eventually, but so far, certifications have meant less than my ability to actually do the job people want.

    1. Re:I have zero certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's cool. Not my experience, but still cool. Are you in the USA?

    2. Re:I have zero certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thing is, for every success story like yours, there's plenty of technically inclined people who at best make it to a help desk position.

      Degrees make it a lot easier to get a job, certs might in some very specific circumstances and geographical areas (but imo are mostly useless), but neither are strictly required.

      Either way, once you're in, you're in. After you have 3 or 4 years experience, no one cares about your education, and unless they have a specific requirement, no one cares what certs you have either.

    3. Re:I have zero certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Missing information:
       
      How old are you?
      Is this the only IT job you've held?
      What area of IT? IT is a broad term.
      What was your in to getting the job?
       
      I don't have a degree or any certs either. I make a modest but good wage for having nothing outside of my high school diploma but I wonder how I'd fair if I was suddenly on the streets looking for a new job. I have over a decade of experience but that's as much as I can bring to the resume.
       
        certifications have meant less than my ability to actually do the job people want.
       
      Yeah, that's true for anyone but getting in the door is a hurdle that isn't easy to overcome by just saying that you can do the job.

  6. I'm certified insane! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that count?

    1. Re:I'm certified insane! by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      You may be overqualified. You should be looking at executive positions.

  7. As always, "It Depends" by bobdehnhardt · · Score: 2

    Some certs have value in the training and experience requirements that come with them.

    Some certs add prestige to a resume or company masthead.

    Some certs equal a bump in pay.

    Some certs do other things that may benefit either the person getting the cert or the company that employs them.

    And some certs do none of these, are a complete waste of time, and only add value to the instructor's, governing body's and test facility's bank accounts.

    And when it comes down to it, the only person that can make that determination is the person looking at the cert.
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    1. Re:As always, "It Depends" by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Some Certs used to be good, but no longer are. My Novel Certs are useless. And anyone wanting me to get certified at this point better be paying me for the Certs. If my 30 years of experience (yeah, getting old) doesn't count for anything, no cert is going to fix that.

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    2. Re:As always, "It Depends" by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      You're expected to go on the certification treadmill, and keep getting the latest and greatest in-demand certifications so that recruiters and HR can more easily filter candidates out of job searches.

      How is Cisco going to feed their families if we don't all buy new books and study aids for the new version of a certification? (or insert a different color of the broken window fallacy)

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    3. Re:As always, "It Depends" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      30 years experience in what?

      I've found that certs have given me a baseline knowledge of a particular subject area and allowed me to move from 15 years in a tech/sys admin position to doing web development and some junior DBA work.

    4. Re:As always, "It Depends" by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Cisco is one of the worst companies that certify, because their version of networking is strange compared to everyone else's.

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    5. Re:As always, "It Depends" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their training is not particularly applicable outside of the world of Cisco gear. The certification is that you can configure all of the devices on a very short list, not that you could setup a heterogeneous network. For that I guess you're expected to get a certification from each vendor (that's pretty rare, and some vendors don't do certification). I think Cisco's scam is one of the greatest scams in IT these days, and I'm pretty jealous that I didn't think of it first.

  8. They get your foot in the door... by mlts · · Score: 3, Informative

    They are not really worthless. They get you in the door and past HR, as "CCIE ID #12345" is a lot better on a resume than "Cisco fabric experience". Similar with RHCE ID "111-1111" as opposed to "I know Linux". From there, you now have access to the tech people, which without the certs, you wouldn't even been allowed near them.

    There are also jobs that require certs on the job. I worked at one place that had auditors that did spot checks, and one's certs lapsed, the IT person would be fired on the spot and escorted off the premises for something along the lines of "failure to maintain proper training for the equipment used."

    No, certs don't substitute for experience, but a cert gets you in the door, far more than "gee, I learn quick."

    1. Re:They get your foot in the door... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      If you're going to ignore year of experience because of some Cert number on a resume, you get what you deserve. I know plenty of people with certs who can't do shit that people with years of active experience can do blindfolded. Why? Because a Cert doesn't teach you how to think on the fly to solve incredible problems where the book says "it should be running".

      Not that certs are worthless, but experience is worth more than certs in my book.

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    2. Re:They get your foot in the door... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      Agreed. However the fact remains it is an HR gatekeeper which prunes down the candidate pool considerably. The guy who knows his shit *and* has a cert will get raises and promotions quite handily in such an environment, whereas the guys who simply know their shit will never have made it past the gate.

    3. Re:They get your foot in the door... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      We give our HR folks the questions that we expect them to filter on. Certs have never been in that list. However, our job postings typically list certs under the desirable category, sometimes with a comment about an expectation for the candidate to have or be able to get the cert within a specific timeframe.

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    4. Re:They get your foot in the door... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, I've seen the problem when people just book studied and passed the exams, and for the most part, it hasn't changed. The HR dweebs are often clueless when it comes to a quality candidate, and in many cases, several good candidates have not gotten interviews, despite the actual experience working with the environment in question, in some cases upwards of a decade or more.

      I remember a case where a CISO once asked me in a networking after-hours, why aren't you working for our company. My response to her: I sent my resume to your HR department four times, I figured they weren't interested...

      Her response: We really need to get HR people away from screening resumes...(she also said this had happened more than a few times, and it was starting to get on her nerves)...

      Companies who want to concentrate on keywords rather than a swath of experience in very closely related environments are going to find the talent pool mighty lacking, as opposed to hiring someone with 80% of what you're looking for and having 'em learn the rest on the job (since takes anywhere from 3 to 6 months to get someone up to speed in many cases).

  9. Re: Why are we even discussing this again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well that speaks volume on one of the certified programmers that I've hired who didn't even know what an array was.

  10. The *real* reason by alexhs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We recently published on this site an opinion piece whose author was dismissing the usefulness of certifications.
    We wanted to reassure our advertisers that the author's opinion was strictly his own, and not reflecting Dice's opinion in any way.
    We at Dice are convinced that the certifications offered by our advertisers are indeed useful and even necessary.

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    1. Re:The *real* reason by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Indeed. This article is a Slashvertisement.

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    2. Re:The *real* reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until such time that the end product is someone who can actually apply they are indeed useless as tests.

      Rotely answering by memory does not mean you can actually apply. As a friend of mine who took his HAM license with 35 random questions, he had no idea what he passed!

      He got his license only because he learned the questions by heart.

      Whenever a test does not test the ability to apply it is a useless test.

      This is entirely different from the value when it comes to pay, or expected qualifications. I started out learning Novell but never bothered to get any cert as I could already do it. Same with all the Microsoft certs, no use to me. The only ones who tested properly was Cisco.

    3. Re:The *real* reason by arielCo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Interestingly, the Dice pieces linked close like this:

      Conclusion

      I’m obviously not a fan of formal certification. While many jobs require one or more, lots of tech pros have forged perfectly fine careers without them. Don’t let the complicated world of certificates impede you from pursuing what you want.

      and

      Certifications Only Prove One Thing

      Malik’s supervisor, who worked his way up through the tech-industry ranks for 20 years without ever earning a certification, asked him how a career powered by certifications compares to one built primarily on real-life experience. Malik said anyone can pass a test given enough time to prepare for it; but that being said, certifications allow you to apply and interview for a role from a position of strength.

      The answer of whether or not to certify is more nuanced than a simple yes or no. Take Sarin, for instance, who suggests companies look for employee traits that can be encouraged or cultivated beyond what they might learn as part of the test-taking process, even as they encourage employees to earn certifications while on the job.

      What ultimately matters is if the candidate’s opinions about certifications align with those of the hiring manager. But with certification requirements not exactly going away, why not play it safe and take on the extra effort? If you guess wrong and skip getting the certification, you could lose out to the person who passed the test.

      And the non-Dice article is the one that recommends some certifications.

      But of course the actual content shouldn't get in the way of a good rant.

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    4. Re:The *real* reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAH the very idea that the owner of Slashdot, who paid good money to save it from being shut down and send its whiny minions scattering to reddit and digg, might be looking for a way to break even on its costs of running the site. Hey, isn't that just like capitalism? Only Apple and Google are allowed to do that, and we still give them some shit about it.

      What a bunch of repulsive greedy assholes!

  11. Serious about the technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It broadcasts that you think (rightly or wrongly) that getting that certification will give you access to more/better jobs. It has nothing whatsoever to do with whatever you think about the technology. I am sure there are some MCSEs out there who think that MS is great, but I am also sure that many other MCSEs couldn't care less about MS and its technology, as long as the certification helps them put food on the table.

  12. Citizenship test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are another example of such tests. If only the existing citizens when reaching adulthood where forced to make the test also...

  13. Re: Why are we even discussing this again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, what the fuck did you expect to have happen when you hired a certified scuba diving instructor as a programmer? The guy knows how to use diving equipment and how to safely perform dives. He isn't a computer programming expert, and his certification doesn't claim that he is! You, as the hiring manager, need to make sure that the certification that the candidate has is relevant to the work at hand. The candidate and certification aren't to blame when you make dumbass hiring decisions. Maybe if you had some HR certifications you would've done a better job!

  14. Certifications are like degrees to HR Staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked with, hired, and fired a lot of people in my time. Certifications have gotten to where everyone has them and are used to weed out candidates when the application pool is too large. That's about it unless we are talking higher level systems certs. Almost every single individual I've fired over the years had a lot of certs but little practical or usable knowledge.

    1. Re:Certifications are like degrees to HR Staff by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

      I recommend getting a Ph.D. in philosophy. It's the best thing for getting a job in any kind of science or technology related field, because philosophy is the mother of all sciences and technology is just applied science.

  15. Certifications have utility, but it's limited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certs are good for weeding out the people who can't even learn well enough to obtain one. For people who are really good, or decently good and really experienced in the area to which the cert applies, they're a waste of time. The number of people who think that they are really good often exceeds the number of people who others think are really good, so it's usually beneficial to be patient with people who don't know you well enough to tell the difference.

  16. They aren't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    First off, they aren't necessary.

    Second, just because they can add upto 16% doesn't mean they will add 16% or even 1%.

    Generic statements about certifications are worth less than the paper the cert is printed on.

  17. this sounds like marketing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like marketing..
    snake oil,

    Certification programs get you exposure. the Cert it self proves that you have been professionaly xposed, but does not necessarily measure your compotency in the area of study..
    if all you want to do is fix toilets for the rest of your life and nothong else. YES Certs are for you.
    If you want to stay marketable, self reliant, resilient, profitable, and happy then CERTS are not for you..
    Certs are for professionals whom what to stay static in their carerrs, or untill the tech becomes de-funkt then they got and cert in something else, and fulfilling the prophecy again..
    it seems that cert'd people are very stiff, focused, and not adapted at thinking outside of the box..(not necessarily a bad thing)
    people whom are not, are usually more dynamic, well versed in their env. and definately are able to think outside the box due to the EXPERIENCE gained by not cert'ing..

    Cert'ing pigeon holes you and can falsely identify you as someone not in demand..

  18. Certs are for noob's. by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you are a newbie or fresh from college, get a cert.

    If you have 20+ years experience, Certs don't matter. Unless you have a clueless HR drone, then you dont want to work for the place.

    If they discount your "15 years senior network administrator for AT&T" and want to see a entry level cert, then you really really dont want to work there.

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    1. Re:Certs are for noob's. by LessThanObvious · · Score: 1

      The most obnoxious certs are ones that test based on such an odd collection of details rather than any real understanding that people only pass be using brain dumps to cheat. Then the company keeps ratcheting up the difficultly of obtuse and poorly written questions, people continue to pass by cheating and the vendor never realizes what a bunch of crap their program is for anyone who attempts to do them honestly. That is my definition of a worthless cert. I suspect this comes from vendors allowing non-technical marketing types to become involved in creating test material. They write fucked off questions and have no idea they are fucked off questions.

    2. Re:Certs are for noob's. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If you have 20+ years experience, Certs don't matter. Unless you have a clueless HR drone, then you dont want to work for the place.

      I beg to differ. It may not matter when the job market works in your favour but if it doesn't it's not a clueless HR drone that you're battling, it's computers and statistics. When a company gets 10 resumes for a job then the clueless HR drone may sit through and read them. In those situations experience can often win jobs where you don't even match the job description.

      If however the market is not in the job seeker's favour and you're battling 100 other people for one position then you're not even going to get to the clueless HR drone. Your resume will be parsed by a computer and if key words are missing you'll get filed at the bottom of the pile. HR will start reading at the top, and when they have their 10-15 people they want to take through to the telephone screening stage they'll put the rest of the pile aside only to be reviewed if one of the other "top" applicants don't pull through.

      When you're fighting a computer then all bets are off.
      The problem is when you then subsequently lie to the computer and the HR drone finds out about it in the next stage of the process then all bets are off again.

    3. Re:Certs are for noob's. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are SOOOOOO many people in this industry with 15 years of experience sitting on their rears accomplishing and doing nothing. "Sr Network Admin at AT&T" sounds good in theory, but knowing just how completely FUBAR AT&T is, I'd avoid that candidate.

      I worked at Exelon, they hired Server Admins who, literally, did not know how to do batch scripting. You're telling me you're going hunt down porn on a network drive and don't know how to ' DIR /S /B | FINDSTR /I "Porn >> results.txt '? You're telling me you can't build a script, deploy it through group policy as a nightly job to dozens of file servers, then have the results dropped in a fileshare, then build another script to search each result.txt for matches to go check at a 30,000 employee company? FFS, I could built a script to hit every users current hard drive and give me the data, and I have at my current company!

      Exelon doesn't want people like me; people who are competent and can learn technology quickly, because I'd disrupt the environment. If you take an AT&T engineer and put them in charge of a Medium sized business network they'd choke, because the smaller you get, the more you get to figure out how to do it for cheap.

      The only difference between IT and Architecture is nobody has died from your poor performance yet. And when a flood of people come into the industry with no idea of what they are doing, Architects, electricians, and Doctors all hold up pieces of paper and the lawyers tell HR who to hire.

      There are two ways to about getting certs; get them because you are some companies B!@$!@#tch, or get them because you find the body of information useful. If an HR Drone see's a CCNA and a JCNA, and see's you've done firewalls, and thinks you can't handle a Brocade or a Sonicwall, you didn't want to work for that person anyway.

    4. Re:Certs are for noob's. by shentino · · Score: 1

      Lying on your resume tends to get you disqualified with prejudice, and will even get you fired if you're caught after you get the job.

      It's not an all bets are off situation, it's a bet that you're guaranteed to lose.

    5. Re:Certs are for noob's. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certifications really fuck things up to make HR and recruiter's lives better while the economy sucks and people are out of work. I have about 20-something years of experience and can't find a job because those assholes are in control of everything!

    6. Re:Certs are for noob's. by schlachter · · Score: 1

      when I see job postings that require certifications I typically assume two things...

      1) it's a low level job with go nowhere potential
      2) it's not for me

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      My God can beat up your God. Just kidding...don't take offense. I know there's no God.
    7. Re:Certs are for noob's. by Bengie · · Score: 1

      100 is nothing. After I got my job I asked how many others applied. A total of almost 4,000. Keywords are important.

  19. Certification is a problem in search of... by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Certification tends to become a problem because it drives the education rather than testing the skills.

  20. lol what ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you guys are dreaming. the more certs you have, particularly in your specialization, the more appealing you are compared to a typical noob who doesn't get them. the more you'll get paid. noone said that was fair or right, but that's the reality.

  21. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by mysidia · · Score: 2

    the only people who don't see the value in them are those who don't have the skills/experience or sufficient free time and disposable money to throw away necessary to acquire them.

    TFTFY.

  22. Re: Why are we even discussing this again? by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Don't certify developers. Certify IT workers.

    The best demonstration of developer quality is their portfolio of code and a 4 year university degree from a suitable full-time schooling program.

  23. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    Who's discussing the topic? Before you started talking about it, everyone was complaining about how dice is using /. to funnel clicks their way without adding any meaningful content.

    If you don't mind, could we get back to dice bashing? It's more informative, insightful and entertaining than reheating the topic for the 5th time in the past 14 days.

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  24. Knowledge versus experience by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 2

    AFAICT, certs measure knowledge. Successful real-world experience, IMO, both implies and trumps knowledge alone. Both have their place though. For instance, I'd think that a person who has yet to gain that level experience can at least demonstrate, through a certification, at least the ability to memorize things, and that is a useful skill in any area related to technology. Depending on the quality of the cert, a good one can arguably demonstrate a great deal more, possibly including a certain level of problem-solving ability. I've been able to make a reasonably good living without any certifications whatsoever, but, living in a relatively small city, I've also had my opportunities somewhat limited by this (plus lacking a degree, the bigger problem in general). For me, they were not necessary, strictly speaking, but they might have been useful. I might have been able to use them to advance into a more value-added role such as design, architecture, or lifecycle management, rather than being a coder (albeit a good one, and with some aptitude for those other areas) for most of my career.

    1. Re:Knowledge versus experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certs measure someone's ability to study and memorize exam questions. It doesn't mean shit in the real world, applying the real knowledge.

      More than half the cert exam questions make you memorize the wrong answers on how to do things. Rubbish, pure rubbish.

  25. Manager certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget about developer certifications. I have worked with some very problematic engineers but that was in a team, the worse the engineers could do is slow the project down. But managers on the other-hand can destroy a company and employee's lives (overtime and lack of sleep isn't very healthy). Before we bother with developer certification, lets certify that managers know basic things about software, the extreme damage that military-style management has on software projects, how optimistic schedules derail even the best engineers, etc...

    Of course any actual management certification will be on B.S. stuff and not anything that actually matters. Eh, a little like developer certification after all.

  26. Certifications aren't worth a thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not the paper someone may have used to print them, or in the storage cost used to store the e-mail stating that someone pretending to be you passed the exam.

    Sorry but certifications are just a money pit for the people taking them, and an additional income source for the companies offering them.

  27. Lacking certificates never kept me unemployed by msobkow · · Score: 1

    For the years I was working in the tech industry, I was steadily employed (I'm on a disability retirement now.)

    The only certificate I ever got was a low-level Oracle 7 DBA cert. Not one employer ever asked about that cert. Instead, they had their DBAs asking me *questions* to see what I knew. And because I'd worked with some sharp people and had good lunch-room discussions with them, I knew *far* more than that certificate course ever taught me.

    My experience with "training courses" is that they run you through the same material you can get by downloading the user manuals and playing with the product. Unless you're talking something like a Cisco box that you can't just download, you're far better off using the internet for training materials, *learning* your stuff, and being able to *answer questions* during the interview process.

    If you think even the most bone-headed of employers is going to take your word for it that a certification means you "know your stuff", you're off in fantasy land.

    Worse, claiming a certificate means that you're going to be *grilled* on that subject if they're hiring you for it, so you'd damned well *better* know your stuff. Taking a certificate course for the sake of being "employable" is as bone-headed as renovating a house in order to sell it -- you *never* get back the money you spent on renovations, and you *never* earn as much more money as you spent on the course.

    Certificate courses are all about one thing and one thing only: a revenue stream for whoever is doing the training.

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    I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
    1. Re:Lacking certificates never kept me unemployed by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Certs can be useful in terms of learning the jargon of your particular product. Some of the trivia you learn may even be useful in practical terms or for answering interview questions.

      But no company worth working for will place any value in the associated bit of paper.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  28. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by mattventura · · Score: 1

    But why would I waste time getting certs when I could actually spend time doing the things the certs can cover? Who would you rather hire, someone who has a piece of paper saying they can do something, or someone who has actually done it?

  29. Certifications shouldn't be hiring tools ... by MacTO · · Score: 1

    I can see certification backed training being used as a prerequisite to move within a company, either laterally or for promotions. It makes sense to ensure that an employee has a certain base knowledge prior to moving into a new position. Studying for and passing a certification test accomplishes that. (Note: I am saying base knowledge, further training may be required.)

    Using certifications for hiring is pure nonsense. There are too many unknowns when hiring a person, and how seriously they took the certification process is certainly one of them. How well they retain information that they may have acquired over a short period of time is another factor that cannot be tested. Whether they are able to acquire new skills and troubleshoot new situations is certainly a huge consideration that is difficult to test. That is all stuff that you actually need to know in order to know if the certification has value. That is all stuff you can assess with employees who are moving within the company, yet cannot adequately assess with people who are coming into the company.

  30. Bolton?q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder - is he related to Michael Bolton from "Office Space"?

  31. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 2

    1. worked with a CCNA who couldn't configure VLANs on a Cisco switch.
    2. worked with multiple MCSE's who were computer illiterate.

    The matter is settled. Paper don't mean shit to anyone outside the PHB's hiring you. That alphabet soup you have on your business card isn't fooling your peers.

    --
    "Prediction: within 10 years, Windows will be a Linux distribution." Me, 7-6-2016
  32. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5) Self-proclaimed experts, especially those who claim to be "self-taught" or "autodidacts", typically will be inferior to those with some sort of certification, even if these people without certifications think and claim otherwise.

    You clearly have a problem with really intelligent people.

  33. Certifications are very profitable by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Not necessarily profitable to the applicant though.

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    “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  34. Interesting perspect of a group of people by evil9000 · · Score: 1

    We have to keep in mind that this is a generalisation. If you have a technical mind and experience, you'll probably know how all the pieces fit together instinctively. Where the certification provides an advantage is in some situations you are talking to a person with experience with that product, they can give you some insights they have earned through experience, and that increases the value of a certificate for a person who is beginning to learn about information systems.

    At the end of the day, they're information systems. With marketing you can tip the intangible assets side of the balance sheet and look like an 'enterprise', but that then leads to the argument of morals and morality, for which Harvard made the decision 20+ years ago that morals arent worth teaching.

    Which is what I would rather debate. If closed minded thinking rules the business world, then why be a slave and give up? Whenever I go for job interviews I make a point to explain the difference between a over-night certified person vs a technically minded person who loves IT. Which one would you hire if you were a slave trader... I mean, 21st century 'entrepenure'?

    I think this is a topic of those obsessed with their own divine right to everybody elses money understand that free people still exist, and there are more 'free' people in IT than their other pet investments. Thusly they want IT to be simple - be a single skilled slave, like those in California who are 'too old' to code.

  35. No they're not necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certifications are only necessary for people who don't know what the fuck they're doing and need a piece of paper to try to convince people otherwise.

    Either you know how to do the work or not. The piece of paper is there for you to wipe your ass on.

    Also I'm gonna boil Nerval's lobster this evening. Just because.

  36. Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is interesting but I'd like to see some proof of it.

    1. Re:Mod parent up! by beakerMeep · · Score: 1

      Just look back in his history: 0 comments, always an astroturf account, even pre-dice.

      here's page 50 from his submissions which date back to May, 2012:
      http://slashdot.org/users2.pl?...

      --
      meep
    2. Re:Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is interesting but I'd like to see some proof of it.

      "(Nerval's Lobster) actually worked for us before the acquisition, writing for our standalone news site experiment. Later on he moved over to Dice and took over their news site instead.

      He goes through the same submission process as everyone else, and we don't post everything he submits." source

      Not everything, just 570/767 stories. All of of the current ones have at least one link back to a story on Dice. The really old ones (from 2012 or so) all link back to his own stuff at the ill-fated SlashBI

      "Nerval's Lobster (nkolakowski@slashdotmedia.com, nkolakowski@geek.net) submissions start to show up. We've [slashdot.org] already [slashdot.org] established [slashdot.org] that Nerval's Lobster is Nick Kolakowski, a slashdot employee submitting paid content as user-submitted stories"source (with lots more interesting comments linked)

      See also: The Slashdot FAQ which lists him as Slashdot editor, his Twitter profile which lists him as a Slashdot editor, homepage which lists him as a senior Slashdot editor, Google+ page (same), LinkedIn (same), and so on and so on.

      So, yes, can we stop with the charade already?

  37. They are meaningless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The programming language certifications are especially meaningless, but most of them have no value. CISSP might be the best, since you need signatures from current certified people, at least in theory putting people's reputation on the line. It also requires continuing education but that is easily manipulated.

    Crap like the Java certs are 100% worthless. So many people with those certs completely misunderstand basic concepts of Java, such as Java is pass by value, always. That value is either a memory address(pointer) for objects or is the actual value of the primitive.

    Pass by reference is not possible in Java, it is an artifact of mutable objects, yet these supposedly knowledgeable people don't know this.

    Certifications only have value if you are apply to a company with no ability to separate the wheat from the chaff, so they use certifications to fake it. Who the fuck would want to work for a company like that?

  38. Wanting to be a good singer... by tlambert · · Score: 1

    Thing is, for every success story like yours, there's plenty of technically inclined people who at best make it to a help desk position.

    Wanting to be a good singer... being "musically inclined... doesn't mean that you aren't tone deaf, and couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.

    There's a heck of a lot of difference between being "technically inclined" and actually having technical ability.

  39. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a load of shit.

    HR likes them because it offloads responsibility.

    The best programmers in the world don't have certifications, the mediocre ones do.

  40. Business Consulting by hsa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I work as a business consultant on various IT projects. Certifications are required in my line of work.

    They give points in application process when big firms and the public sector contracts us to do real projects. Even so much, that one certificate is equal to two years of work experience or more.

    They have no effect on me doing my job and are all about memorizing stupid details on things I will never use. I would be more than happy if our clients would see them as a money making scam, that they really are. But such is life.

    Hate 'em all you like, but silly IT managers who hire sub-contractors don't know any better.

    1. Re:Business Consulting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are certs in IT similar to ACE in automotive?Or weaker?

    2. Re:Business Consulting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you need a certificate for Courier New?

  41. What if cert exams were implemented better? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I wonder if those posting about certs being all route memorization have their CCIE? Or RHCE?

    Actually I wonder if they have any certs at all, since the route memorization claim is bullshit.

    I must admit, a lot of the multiple guess cert questions do not really test your ability.

    But could certs be better implemented, and thereby more worthwhile?

    1. Re:What if cert exams were implemented better? by swb · · Score: 1

      I think the big problem with certification exams is that they're almost always a product of the vendor. Vendors tend to want to push features they think are distinctive and/or give them a market edge, so they load their exams with questions that force you to study niche features seldom used. And this is above and beyond the trivia they load into the tests.

      For example, VMware has a bunch of ways to control resource utilization (resource pools, etc) yet I've seen it used only once at a client site, and only slightly. The reality seems to be that hardware is cheap and fast enough that the complexity and implementation of it isn't worth whatever benefit it might provide. It's cheaper and easier just to throw an extra node, RAM, etc. at the problem. Maybe it's useful at the very high end where using it vs. not using it means the difference between millions of dollars in hardware, hosting, licensing and infrastructure costs (eg, 500 nodes versus 750 or something) but now we're talking the difference between wiring a residence versus building a 1M sq. foot factory.

      And the trivia factor has to be eliminated somehow. I took a VMware training class (right before the release of ESX 4) and when the topic of the advanced configuration variables came up the instructor (a VMware employee) gave a spiel on how these variables weren't just dumb values but were almost always fairly well engineered and that pain and suffering would result from tinkering with them without guidance from support. Yet on my exam, there was 5-6 questions on these variables, all fairly obscure (not expected stuff, like how do redirect logging on a diskless host).

  42. If you want a certification, buy one. by tlambert · · Score: 1

    If you want a certification, buy one.

    There are plenty of people who will, for $100, take the certification tests for you. The certifying "authorities" never ask for a state issued picture ID to prove you are who you say you are -- and in fact, most modern certification testing and issuing happens online. You can pretty much get a certification in nearly everything.

    Even in the case of a them checking IDs, you can have the test taker be a person who "perpetually fails at these tests", and swap test sheets/booklets with them by way of writing down each others names on the materials in question, after getting in to take the test under their own name. That's how people fake the LCAT and MCAT tests to get higher scores so they can get into Ivy League colleges.

    You can pretty much have as many certifications as you want.

    1. Re: If you want a certification, buy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On that note you can do the same for college classes.

    2. Re:If you want a certification, buy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      swap test sheets/booklets with them

      I've never seen an IT cert exam that uses test sheets or booklets. I've taken many tests at Pearsonvue. You check in and are assigned a computer work station that displays your specific test. Unless you manage to switch seats with the partner, but they have somebody watching. Maybe just a guy getting paid $7 an hour, but all they watch you and are not allowed to leave your seat or you forfeit the test.

    3. Re:If you want a certification, buy one. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Would you go to a surgeon or when someone else took their exam?

    4. Re:If you want a certification, buy one. by adndgamer · · Score: 1

      Have you ever taken a certification? My Security+ and CCENT both required that I have state-issued ID (or federal issued) as well as that I had my photo taken at the testing center. When you go to look at my CCENT online they show my photo on the validation page.

      Not sure what kind of joke certs you are talking about. These are both pretty basic certifications and they required documentation/validation of identity. Furthermore, the tests are electronic and taken at a certified testing center, and are monitored via video/audio feeds so you can't take a test booklet/sheet out. You obviously don't know what you're talking about.

    5. Re: If you want a certification, buy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be rather difficult to get a college degree by paying people to go to class for you. I doubt you could find a single person willing to earn the degree for you, so you will need to hire lots of different people.

      Even at a large university you will be known in your department. No you couldn't do the same.

      A cert exam is a one-time thing.

  43. Is that true of *any* formal credential? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Same is true of drivers licence, or a licence to practice law, or medicine, no?

    Is it fair to say the CPA is bullshit because once you have been a CPA for 20 years, the experience counts more than the credential?

    1. Re:Is that true of *any* formal credential? by shentino · · Score: 1

      No matter how far you can go on a road, if you can't get on the road in the first place it doesn't matter.

      If a path is locked, you still need a key to get in.

  44. Maybe if IT jobs were more standardized? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    In some fields, like health care, job specializations are extremely well defined. The credentials for doing those jobs are also very well defined.

    You can look at somebody's credentials, and answer: yes or no; whether that person is technically qualified to be an R.N., or a phlebotomist, or whatever.

    IT, by contrast, has always been pure slop. The credentials to do a job are arbitrary. What one employer considered a valid credential, another considers to be a negative. Practically no jobs in IT have hard requirements - except for security clearances.

    Every employers was five years experience in each item of their list of technologies - and every employer has a different list.

    Maybe if the jobs were better defined, then the credentials for those jobs could be better defined?

  45. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ^This is actually the final test of the SlashdotTrollCert(TM).

  46. It matters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually suspect that only those who do not hold certifications attempt to water down the significance. In consulting field, I have seen the way customers look at you when they see your certifications. I'm personally not a fan of vendor certifications such as CCNP. But certifications such as CRISC, PMP and others greatly separate a techie consultant from a management consultant.

    From my experience, I learn more from studying for CRISC in six months than I ever learn at any job. On job training has its limits in understanding industry standards and methodologies to truly drive projects. Certifications have greatly enhanced my earning power beyond anything I could have imagined when I started out in security years ago.

  47. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by Anon-Admin · · Score: 2

    I have interviewed 100's of RHCE's who could not tell me how to set the minimum password length, how to change the permissions on a file, and none of them could tell me how to set run levels at boot.

    I was surprised that they even passes the RHCE without knowing it.

  48. Why 20+ years experience might not matter by walterbyrd · · Score: 2

    Let's say you claim 20 years of experience as a systems administrator.

    What does that mean? Is your experience in Windows, Solaris, HP/UX, Linux, or what? Also, how much of each? Do you know Perl? Oracle? Cisco?

    How does an employer know that your experience is with Solaris and not HP/UX? I suppose the employer could test you, but isn't that what a certification is all about?

    I think it's very fair to say that standardized cert tests are far more objective than interview tech questions. I have been tech interviewed by some real bozos in my time. People who said I was wrong, when I was right. People who ask questions far more ridiculous than I would be asked on the crappiest cert exam.

    1. Re:Why 20+ years experience might not matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perl? Sweet Jesus.

    2. Re:Why 20+ years experience might not matter by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Let's say you claim 20 years of experience as a systems administrator.

      What does that mean? Is your experience in Windows, Solaris, HP/UX, Linux, or what? Also, how much of each? Do you know Perl? Oracle? Cisco?

      How does an employer know that your experience is with Solaris and not HP/UX?

      Ok, so put that in your resume instead of just "20 years of experience as a systems administrator". Put that you have experience with HP/UX and Cisco right in the resume. Problem solved.

  49. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That depends on the quality of the certificate. For example, when Sun ran Java certifications it mattered. Oracle... you actually lose brain cells and skill when taking them.

  50. Tell you what . . . . by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    I'll stop working on certifications when employers cease putting them on the job postings as a requirement for getting hired.

    A lot of folks dismiss certifications as completely useless. While they don't gauge competency in any given field, they do at least show you've enough interest in the subject matter to jump through the hoops to attain the certification in the first place. I'm doing them because my company quit training their workforce about a decade ago. My hope is that the certifications give me other options when my company finally goes full blown stupid and implodes because the entire workforce is incapable of doing the work beyond following a flow chart.

    From a Cisco point of view, it would be easy to see where a certified candidate might not be strong in all areas due to lack of exposure post certification. If your employer doesn't do BGP, IPV6 or MPLS, where does that leave you a couple of years after you test ?

    Everyone seems to want a candidate with a bazillion years of experience under their belt, but it's unlikely you'll get to work at that level without a certification first . . . so you gotta start somewhere.

    My current job doesn't even require a CCNA, but I went ahead and obtained it because . . . well. . . . I'm SICK of my job and I don't want to do it for the rest of my damn life. I'm studying for the CCNP for the same reasons. The odds of my getting to configure anything in my company at the CCNP level are pretty much zero, so I'm learning it in the hope I'll eventually get to leave this god-forsaken place and start doing something interesting again.

    However, even if / when I achieve the next certification, I'm still currently doing a job that doesn't allow me to put to use anything I've learned. Over time, I'll forget a lot of it. But the only chance I have at landing a better job is through the certifications. It's certainly not going to be the twenty years experience in an obscure / highly specialized technology that no one outside of a telecom has ever heard of.

    1. Re:Tell you what . . . . by Hunter-Killer · · Score: 1

      Had a recruiter try to sell me on a network engineer position over the weekend: CCNA or working on it, can configure a switch, etc. "But the pay's great!" I know better, and you know why--you can either have 10 years of experience or 1 year of experience 10 times over. If you're reached the point you've learned all you can in your current position, you're doing yourself a disservice by staying.

      Be careful with CCNP if you don't have experience to back it up. The assumption will be that you braindumped it.

      If you want to use BGP or MPLS without having to work your way up to senior-level, go telecom. Do your time there and then hop over to a large corp. You'd be at a disadvantage at first because you wouldn't be well rounded, but that's the price you pay for skipping out on the drudgery everyone else puts up with. Or you could go to a MSP and play with all the cool toys, and get more work thrown at you than you can handle.

    2. Re:Tell you what . . . . by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      CCNA is a b*tch to pass. But the truth is employers want both certifications. MCSA/MCSE and CCNA together as you will need to know what a subnet is and how to do both.

  51. I think that we can all agree on two facts... by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The first fact is that this guy is technically correct. HR departments go all weak in the knees for certification. I wouldn't be surprised if there is some certification farm out there crapping out certifications in cmake.

    But this completely misses the point as to the actual value a certification actually has when it comes to the reality of programming or maintaining/implementing systems. Most of us will agree that the value here is low to potentially negative. A wonderful personal example was that years ago my company asked me to become MSDN certified in something. In order to regurgitate the correct answers for the test I memorized all kinds of crap. But some of it was actually quite helpful. There were some bits about NT boot configs that suddenly made sense.

    But the flaw was that I was already very good at working with NT servers. If I were in some stripmall comp collage studying this as my first exposure to computer stuff then it would have meant nothing and yet with some good studying I would have been "certified" to administer NT servers.

    But where this really breaks down is when you get a shop that is completely filled with people from a certain company's certifications. I have met companies that say "We are a MSDN shop." Full stop. They won't even consider any other technology.

    But my happy moment was years ago when our head of IT who had "over $20,000 worth of Novell certifications there on that wall" was installing a Novell server on his brand new shiny Dell powerhouse. But it wouldn't install. So he gets Dell tech support on the phone and ends up with their top tier who said, "We don't support that old Novell stuff anymore. If it runs on any of our machines it is luck not design. But I know for a fact that it won't run on that machine you have there." Now with this IT guy the whole development staff had long been trying to get Novell out of the building but the IT head swore by it and had a thousand defences as to why it was the best. But the day Dell said No was the day we were able to leverage that into finally getting Novell out of the building.

    I have similar stories with other certifications.

    So while I don't doubt that they can often increase the individual's salary and I don't doubt that the process of an existing capable user would potentially be enhanced by certification. I do suggest that the damage that is done by certifications being turned into religious scrolls could be enormous to companies that suddenly are "locked in" to a certain technology and not only stop considering alternatives but actively consider alternatives to be heresy.

    1. Re:I think that we can all agree on two facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All wonderful points. Points that were made 11 days ago when we discussed this last

    2. Re:I think that we can all agree on two facts... by msimm · · Score: 1

      But your argument cuts both ways. If I need IT help and see a guy with Commodore 64 certifications all over his wall I thank him for his time and quickly run the other way. ;-)

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    3. Re:I think that we can all agree on two facts... by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

      I might actually think that a guy with commodore 64 certifications on his wall was cool. I would first figure out if he took them seriously. "We are a commodore shop here." would probably leave me stunned for a minute or two before I could run.

  52. If a cert gets you an extra 16% you are a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your salary is increased by 16% because you have some IT certificate then the job you are doing is a waste of time and we'll all be better off when it is offshored somewhere cheaper still.

  53. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    only thing that's settled is that you're a retard

  54. Certs IRL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a few certs and they do one thing... It makes people who don't know me but see my .sig know I've been there done that. I have a BS EE, MS CS (both 20+ yro), CISSP, and PMP (probably expired by now) amongst others (I was a consultant for a spell). The CISSP lets non-nerds know I know "something" about InfoSec and they will play along when I'm digging into an issue. I also hire. While not a req., it shows a candidate is serious - I'll at least talk to them and figure out if they know the difference between UDP & TCP 53. -T

  55. Go get a real education from a real college... by borgheron · · Score: 1

    Go learn what you are actually doing rather than learning how to tick a box on a goddamn test. Learn what NP-hard and NP-complete mean so you don't go around trying to solve intractable problems. Software development is NOT a trade you can learn by going to some trade school and getting certificates. It is a profession and, some would say, a science. Go take a few classes in Computer Science and learn how to really do it.

    Certifications are JUST a way for companies to make money. That is all. It is a way for them to extract money from the developers who learn the skills to deal with their software.

    GC

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    1. Re:Go get a real education from a real college... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a CS degree... has gotten me nowhere since what employers want are MCSEs, CCIEs, RHCEs, TS-SCI clearances, CISSPs..., even H-1Bs... A BS in CS is not asked for, and is not worth the student loan debt. Right now, with my BS in CS, I'm doing far worse than I did before I got it, just because so much cash goes to pay student loan debts off, and my job after college doesn't pay nearly as much as the one I had pre-2008 before I finished my degree.

      Want to live the rest of your life as a mendicant with a boot on your neck from student loans? Get a CS degree. If you actually want to do more than exist... get the damn certs which get you in the door.

    2. Re:Go get a real education from a real college... by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Software development is a cross between an art and a science. I've found that intuition is important for me when solving hard problems.

  56. Certs are useful, article annoying... by JakFrost · · Score: 1

    As a 20-year veteran SysAdmin/DevOps/BlueCollarITJanitor I find that certs are useful when they are used as a fundamental building block for building basic knowledge in a specific vendor's way of implementing their technical solution.

    As an example, I cut my teeth on MCSE NT 4.0 (could have taken NT 3.51 certs at the time but stupidly skilled those to jump ahead) as a late teenager but the structured organization of the learning materials with the courses and books taught me Microsoft's ideologies and reasons for implementing and using their OS and their BackOffice (...BackOrifice at the time, kek) products and how that specific vendor wanted their stuff configured and working together. For example, the Network Essentials (aka. TCP/IP) test was useful in understanding how Microsoft implemented IPv4 in their OS and how the features of DNS, DHCP, WINS, Routing, etc. were done and could be used to build a good foundation for the network infrastructure correctly.

    Now I find that after reading or skimming through some vendor's product instructions and finger-fucking the product's GUI/CLI/API to get it to do what I want it to do I'd like to find the time to sit down and read the actual vendor provided training materials to learn the product from the vendor's idealistic perspective, but alas I can't seem to find/make the self-motivation to go through the study and cert process since this day and age I just go and poke my fingers into some other product's innards to see all the gooey insides such as their APIs and database schema. One of these days I tell myself I'll go back and update my MCSE certs to whatever the new one is... any year now and get those Cisco, VMware, F5, whatever certs... For now it's finger-fucking my keyboard in PowerShell to get at the API of the next victim... err, solution.

  57. Some certifications definitely necessary (eg. PMP) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Search for any project management job on Dice, Monster, SimplyHired, etc. The first ten matches will all say PMP certification required, or at least a plus. Doesn't matter whether or not you learn anything preparing for it; you won't make it to the interview without that PMP.

  58. Re: Why are we even discussing this again? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    Well that speaks volume on one of the certified programmers that I've hired who didn't even know what an array was.

    Isn't that the thingy that has something to do with antennas?

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  59. Misleading by freudigst · · Score: 1

    The author of this article would do best to avoid such amateur, misleading titles to his articles if he/she wants to be taken seriously in the technical realm.

  60. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by Xest · · Score: 1

    Given that his post was basically the complete anti-thesis of reality, what's the bet that the AC was Nerval's Lobster or whoever trying to troll the discussion back on topic by posting inflamatory nonsense?

    Dice posts story trying to pretend certifications matter, presumably because some certification peddler has paid them to do so. Everyone posts about Dice posting shill articles, with a few posts about how Dice's story is bollocks, then an AC posts a post claiming certifications matter in an inflamatory way.

    I think this AC is a case of Dice agreeing with Dice.

  61. Thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  62. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by shentino · · Score: 1

    Indeed.

    The best credentials are whatever your potential future boss damn well SAYS they are.

  63. Certifications Like Degrees by hackus · · Score: 1

    Are crap.

    Every moment you spend on a exam memorizing crap that is already obsolete is worthless. The only reason to subjugate information in this way is to restrict access to opportunity and to fund a demoralizing education system which produces NO results.

    Kiss my backside, I will not pay one red penny to a education system or certification system.

    Leave the internet ALONE and let the information be available for people access freely.

    Let people organize technology and efforts around those principles specified in the GPL.

    Define a individuals self worth by what he or she contributes.

    Shun degrees and certifications ALWAYS.

    You do our young people a big service to their future and release them from this ridiculous restriction and judgement calls on that future with the current system we have that produces SLAVES, not indiiduals who are educated.

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  64. Certs are micro degrees. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At this point in my life I feel that I can state that a certificate really is *nearly* useless. The only benefit is to "sweeten" the deal for your future (possibly current) employer.

    I no longer bother to keep certs up to date. I do keep up to date on my job and any technologies that are relevant to make my workplace more efficient and effective. The new interview line has become "Yes, I have had that certificate but I am a year out of date. If you would like, I will re-certify for this position". No employer has requested this (besides one MSP that wanted to say that *all* of their tech's were XXXX certified.... they paid for the re-cert and life was good for both of us... As much as it can be at an MSP).

    These certifications can cost hundreds to thousands of dollars to keep in date depending on what you are certifying in (anything from a typical a+ to company specific technologies useless anywhere else). Many companies are willing to spend the money to keep their people certified. In those cases I will happily complete the cert and move on with life. It is often not useful in the every day tasks for the job.

    If you are looking for a job. Interviewers are looking for people willing to learn on their own. Not a laundry list of certifications or degrees. From what I have seen, a huge list of degrees and/or certs is often seen as a bad thing.

    My experiences come from years in both the private, public, and academic sectors.

    You want to get into the industry? Find something you really have fun with about it.. Then do that a lot. You will learn all of the skills you need to be desirable in the field and will convince someone else that they should pay you to do it for them.

    Last Note. I don't care what certs you have if I am interviewing you. I am looking for one thing. Im going to ask a question, there is no real answer. The only thing I want to hear is "Some people can talk about something in a way that you know they actually lived it". Others... "Talk about something like they have only read about it". Its a hard line but it means a lot in an interview.

  65. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by Xest · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Okay Nerval or whichever Dice employee you are you're just embarrassing yourself and your company now, please, just stop.

    Certainly in the development world, no one who actually has these roles you're theorising about gives the slightest shit about certifications. I can say this with absolute certainty because I've made it right to the top in a large and successful company without needing any and similarly when I'm hiring I pay exactly zero attention to certifications because they do not in any way tell you anything about the competency of the candidate.

    You see the issue is that anyone can get these certifications, so your theory of who can and can't get them is meaningless, even junior devs can get them if they can be arsed, but ultimately they're just not worth the money. They have exactly zero impact on employability (and some even have negative impact).

    So keep theorising all you want, those of us who actually work in the field and have worked our way to the top will keep laughing at how wrong you are and how desperate your shilling is. Even if I genuinely wasn't capable of getting these certifications, I frankly wouldn't care, because it's had no impact whatsoever in my ability to grow my career, hence even if you were right (which you're not) so fucking what? It's still meaningless, they still don't matter, not having them still hasn't dragged my pay down at all because I'm already getting paid as much as a developer can get paid, and I still enjoy my job regardless. There isn't any other metric that matters that these certifications could improve even if they did somehow matter as you're desperately trying to claim.

    Really, it sounds like you're the bitter one simply because you blew all your money on certifications and have no actual skills so the only person you could find to employ you was Dice. I guess it must suck being in a dead end Dice job, but at least you have your pointless and irrelevant bits of paper to flap around right?

  66. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

    I could probably locate the file or at least use man to figure out how to set the minimum password length. It's not something I do often so I don't have it memorized. And with RH7, it's probably under loginctl. Heck, a quick search on my RH6 box and I can't find where to set the minimum password length. Probably under pam.d.

    Permissions is bog simple though, I'd have a problem with someone not knowing that.

    For older systems (RH6 or older) it's easy enough, /etc/inittab. I'd have to do a man on systemctl or search the net for how to do that in RH7.

    And I'm currently studying for my RHCSA/RHCE exams that I'm taking next month :)

    [John]

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  67. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by Demonoid-Penguin · · Score: 1

    the only people who don't see the value in them are those who don't have the skills/experience or sufficient free time and disposable money to throw away necessary to acquire them.

    TFTFY.

    some people who don't see the value in them haven't done them so their only frame of reference is a sphincter.

    TFTFY

    I only drive Fords because all Holdens are crap - that's why I've never driven one. != I only drive Fords because I've driven Holdens and found they were crap.

  68. It all depends. by Shoten · · Score: 1

    I see everyone talking about certifications as though vendor-specific certs are all there is in the world; this is not the case.

    Vendor-specific certs have limited usefulness. If you have a ton of them in different areas, they are all up to date, and you have the experience to go with them, then they can be an asset in general. But certs without experience or certs that point to much older versions of software or other products probably hurt more than help. I had certs for CheckPoint, Nokia, ISS, and a number of other products along with an MCSE back in the 90s; I list none of these on my resume. With the exception of the MCSE, they were all the incidental result of training that I got in order to help me do my job, but that training and knowledge is outdated now so it's misleading at best to infer that I'm up to speed on those products by stating the certs on my resume.

    But there are also a lot of non-vendor-related certifications, especially in the cybersecurity world. These certs are more like professional certifications in other careers (like a PE, CPA, etc.) in that they require both a base level of experience and continued education in order to obtain and maintain them. The CISSP is the most commonly thought-of one, and the one that is most often called-for; many jobs are off-limits to people who don't hold one. Myself, I feel that getting the cert was nothing but a time-wasting exercise. I learned nothing in the process, gained nothing but a job qualification from it, and don't think it really assessed whether or not I knew anything that was at all useful. But the CISM, on the other hand...that was actually an eye-opener for me. It was very challenging in a manner that really made sense, and I actually had to expand my knowledge to study for it. The tests were sensible, challenging, and relevant to actual understanding of useful concepts and ideas. I really think that it's a hard cert to obtain, but one that does a good job of measuring whether or not someone can manage security from a holistic, program-based perspective in an effective manner. And that, in turn, makes me think that ISACA's other certs (like the CISA) are probably highly credible as well.

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  69. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by BVis · · Score: 1

    You should "waste time" getting certs because HR exists. Certifications are like bachelors' degrees: all they do is get you past the first round of keyword matches that the C students over in HR use instead of actually looking at a candidate's experience and skill set. After that, when your resume actually is in the hiring manager's hands, certifications are completely worthless.

    HR should not be involved in screening candidates for technical positions with skill sets that they don't have a prayer of understanding. Let the hiring manager see the resumes, weed them out based on actual useful information instead of keyword matches, and watch your hiring quality go up.

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  70. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1

    All they knew on each question which 2 letters represented clearly wrong answers and were able to reason out which of the remaining two was the red herring on a sufficient number of questions to make a passing score.

    As someone who's taken the CCNA and hasn't used it yet (As in I purposefully did not list it on my Resume since I'm stronger with coding, and as I came to find out I make more money now as an Analyst here than I would have as a Certified network grunt on the same level.) I can vouch that knowing everything on that test will only guarantee a near perfect score without having to use the full time to take it. My courses to prep me for the CCNA had us take the previous session's test so we could gauge where our weaknesses were and focus on those as we went through. I still passed by a significant margin with the technique listed above, and it took me only about 20 minutes longer to complete than the actual test (I had 10 minutes to spare on the practice test as opposed to more than 30 minutes left after the actual test).

    Long story short: To someone who actually knows his shit Certs aren't even good enough to make toilet paper; unless you're going for worse than Soviet Grade. To someone in HR, they're good for nothing besides CYA: "But he had the cert. I'm no IT guy...but shouldn't that mean he knew his shit? It's not my fault he turned out to be a complete idiot!"

  71. Re: Why are we even discussing this again? by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

    I look at my own resume and the skills I am willing to list on it, and it looks light compared to the resumes of the people that end up managing people like me. However I am leagues ahead in terms of actual skills compared to them. I list a skill if an only if I am truly competent and if I am only somewhat familiar, I will qualify the skill.

    The people that end up managing people like me, list far more skills, but have far less skills. They get away with this because the job they want is one that doesn't require applying the skills they list.

    I'm on the fence about certifications, since they do tend to weed out some of the people above. However for people that do intend to acquire the skills to do a job and apply them ( as labor ) the certifcation process doesn't help toward that much.

    Certification seems to be akin to buying a commission in ye-olde royal navy. It the annoyance weeds out some riff-raff.

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  72. Certification is like selling a house with a pool by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

    Some people won't buy a house with a pool. Some people have to have one. Some people just don't care.

    No matter which way you go, there is always someone you can't sell to.

    The same is true of certificates. If I see someone with a certificate laden resume, I'd probably pass on someone who is so intent on getting certified. If they had a couple, I probably wouldn't care.

    If someone needs certification to learn something, I would question their ability to learn on-the-job as things come up. We are in a rapidly growing field, and I can't wait for certifications to become available, and then pay the added cost of sending someone to get one and the lost wages.

    There are plenty of really smart people out there that don't need certification to learn and don't want to work for a big company. I'll let the big companies with their bureaucratic nonsense take the rest.

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  73. Re:Why are we even discussing this again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure the matter is settled in that: Certs are for people in IT. Certs are not for developers.

  74. Re: Why are we even discussing this again? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    You hired programmers who didn't know what an array was? You might want to consider revamping your interview process.

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  75. Its stupid paper for stupid people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certifications are quite stupid. I've seen companies who completely ignore "oh I see you have a degree in Computer Science", and follow that with "no certification in blah x.22.5?" If the employer is chasing certs like that, they clearly don't know any better (and you are better off not working for them, they don't know anything, and will try to lead from a position of 'I think that's how its supposed to go'"). It never fails to amaze me how --if you have a degree in business-- you are qualified to do anything, and if you don't you are qualified to do nothing. And that's how they act and treat other people. Its maddening, stupid, and a tremendous waste in people, skill, talent, resources. Its not just a waste of employees time, its a waste of company resources, a massive opportunity loss, and slows technological progress. And it happens every day, and they never learn. So run after a cert if you think it will help you. You are playing to the clowns.

  76. Re: Why are we even discussing this again? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    I've known plenty of developers without 4 yr degrees who were better engineers that some of the code monkeys coming out of school. If someone can show they've got the experience/knowledge to do the job, I could give a shit if they have a 4 yr degree.

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  77. One or two Certs is one thing by Stubbyfingers · · Score: 1

    I have seen job ads with an entire laundry list of *required* certs that would cost half your annual salary to obtain and maintain.

    The most egregious was a certificate for a specific piece of backup software that cost $1200 for the class (plus travel) and $500 to renew every two years. A hospital I applied to required it, plus about a dozen more vendor specific certs.

  78. Re: Why are we even discussing this again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and of the two of these, I would give greater weight to the portfolio of code, and only consider the schooling program if the body of work in the portfolio was very small.

  79. Re: Why are we even discussing this again? by mysidia · · Score: 1

    without 4 yr degrees who were better engineers that some of the code monkeys coming out of school.

    The point of requiring creds is not to give a fine-grained measure of quality, but to provide a way of filtering out Bob from Marketing/Website Design who this morning decides he wants to be hired for a C++ solution architect role with no experience, so he can see what it's like....

    If they don't have an engineering education, than they are not engineers. Just really really good code monkeys who happened to meet whatever need you had at the time.

    You have to vet the school, and require a transcript, check GPA and require at least 1 educational reference. Not all 4 year programs are created equal, and not everyone who completed a 4yr program performed equally well.

    Just like not all CCNPs have equal knowledge; the credential is just confirming a baseline.

  80. Certifications increase your market value by kronix2 · · Score: 2

    People saying "certs are worthless" don't understand how the market works. If you have a bunch of certs and some experience, it's much easier to get an interview than if you had the same experience with no certs. It is possible to have years of good experience under your belt alongside some relevant industry qualifications. As for the people crowing, "I've been in IT for 15 years and if they want certs screw 'em!"...are those 15 years of good experience? If you've spent most of that time as a service desk engineer or sysadmin in a small shop, your market value isn't as high as you presume it is.

    1. Re:Certifications increase your market value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bull Fucking Shit

      Certs are just a way for HR to deflect blame when their "fully certified whatever" doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

      They have no other value.

      I would never apply for a company that requires them because they are obviously a bad place to work.

      Go ahead and have a Dilbert work life, that is what working for a place that puts value in them is like.

      Good programmers don't need them, neither do great programmers. In fact, I can't name a single great programmer that has one. Good and great programmers gets hired on their reputation and body of work. It is the mediocre and substandard ones that need the "boost".

      Listing a cert on a resume gives the same result as listing PHP on it: A place on the wall of shame where people can point and laugh

  81. Re: Why are we even discussing this again? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    The point of requiring creds is not to give a fine-grained measure of quality, but to provide a way of filtering out Bob from Marketing/Website Design who this morning decides he wants to be hired for a C++ solution architect role with no experience, so he can see what it's like....

    If I finish interviewing Bob, and haven't been able to figure that out for myself, then I'm not doing a good job of interviewing.

    If they don't have an engineering education, than they are not engineers.

    A degree doesn't make you an engineer. I've never seen that as part of the definition. Yes, education is needed, that doesn't have to come through college.

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  82. Late adoption technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certifications are ALWAYS for technologies in their mature late stages. PCs are in their mature late stages now. This was obvious the moment certifications became a thing. Recent headlines prove it event more: Forbes: The Death of the PC Has Not Been Exaggerated. Additional the fact that what has hastened the end is mobile means the PC is today where minicomputers were in 1984. Basically the PC has become just another form of industrial equipment like any good electrician knows. Electricians have to be certified and license also - but this only because things have slowed enough that technology changes only at a pace that EVEN government can keep up with, hence one should expect in the not too distant future, state and federal governments getting into this game.

    1. Re:Late adoption technology by Bengie · · Score: 1

      The same problem but at difference scale can require an entire different answer. Unless you also understand the theory, you may be using the wrong tool for the job. Without theory, everything is a nail that your cert can hammer.

  83. It all depends by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    It all depends a lot on the industry one is going for. I work in an area where skill and experience is valued most and none of that can be expressed through a cert. There are certs for my type of work but getting certified will definitely not advance me in my career. The vast majority of certs are nothing but a money maker for the issuing entity. For the same reason most of these certs expire after a short time.