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System Administrator Appreciation Day 2015

ninjagin writes: They might be underneath a desk, hauling cables above your ceiling, swapping out a drive in your data center, putting the blue smoke back inside that old pizza box on the rack, up at 2 :00AM dealing with an alarm, or upgrading or patching your systems over the weekend. But wherever they are today, take a moment to thank your friendly neighborhood system administrator. We always look to them to fix things up when things go bad, but they are rarely recognized for the majority of their effort — the quiet work they do in the background to keep the bits flying and things running smoothly.

46 comments

  1. first to say thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the hard work to get this site and sf.net back up!

  2. Summer Friday by Nukenbar · · Score: 2

    It is a Friday during the summer and no one is in the office. What more do you want?

    1. Re:Summer Friday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wanted the day off to go to gen con.

  3. I hope that Debian celebrates this day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope that Debian celebrates this day by giving Linux system admins the greatest gift possible: the permanent removal of systemd from all future versions of Debian.

    1. Re:I hope that Debian celebrates this day! by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      what? give the admins more work to do?

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      "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
    2. Re:I hope that Debian celebrates this day! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      I admin hundreds of Linux boxes; you are wrong. systemd is a badly designed pile of bloat that gets in the way. The part where it backs through starting of necessary services because of trivial errors is especially annoying

    3. Re:I hope that Debian celebrates this day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go home, Lennart. You're drunk again.

    4. Re:I hope that Debian celebrates this day! by behrooz0az · · Score: 1

      Specially when the error message is fucking non-descriptive or some fucking English sentence instead of the offending file name or whatever

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    5. Re:I hope that Debian celebrates this day! by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      The greatest gift of all for SysAdmins:

      Sudocrem

      http://www.sudocrem.co.uk/home

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      Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra
    6. Re:I hope that Debian celebrates this day! by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      sounds like you've not used it yet

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      "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
    7. Re:I hope that Debian celebrates this day! by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you might know... What if I wanted to move the vino vnc server up in the boot order so that it was available at the log-on screen? Would systemd help with that? Using LinuxMint and, frankly, I am just motivated by laziness but I have spent more energy on this than I would have spent just going down the stairs and logging myself back in after rebooting. Now, however, it is a mission.

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    8. Re:I hope that Debian celebrates this day! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      systemd used me, a few dozen of our systems run that diseased shit

  4. Thanks for the blotched printer migration... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The server team managed to blotched a printer migration from Windows Server 2003 to Windows Server 2012. My boss threw me under the bus by volunteering me to clean up the mess involving 1,000+ printer queues and four servers. Just when I'm about to finish three weeks of work, the server team pulled the old print servers without warning. That created 100+ tickets from angry users who can't print. Another fine mess to add to my resume.

    1. Re:Thanks for the blotched printer migration... by bensch128 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Happy SysAdmin day to you!
      You live in a print queue,
      Your life is like a code monkey,
      And you smell like one too!

    2. Re:Thanks for the blotched printer migration... by neminem · · Score: 1

      I do quite like the Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie sysadmin song: http://www.deadtroll.com/sysad...

      There's a guy who works in another room
      Or, on another floor
      He's the one you call
      When your document ain't there no more
      He's probably a boy, but he might be a girl
      Or, something in-between
      He's the only one in the building
      Who knows what PC load-letter means
      He's your System Administrator
      He probably reads comic books
      And you tremble in fear when you have to hear one of his
      "What a dummy", looks
      Got a virus, lost your password or you just can't print?
      In an hour he'll show and then he'll crouch and squint
      Fight to save your files, he might be there all day
      But sometimes, he just presses caps lock...and he walks away...
      But hey! Suddenly my password works! Hooray!

      Hooray, happy Syst. Admin. day,
      Gonna buy my guy a gift to say:
      "Having you around means I get to stay
      Stupid! And uninformed!"
      And I can keep opening .exe e-mail attachments,
      And forgetting my mother's maiden name,
      And naming files with spaces
      And ampersands and colons,
      'Cause you'll fix it all for me!

      I'll give you a cake,
      I'll give you a hug,
      I'll buy "The World's Best
      System Administrator" mug,
      Just help me out...
      System Administrator!
      Delete my Recently Viewed Websites file!
      Restore my network settings so I can find my F drive!
      Argh! Plug in my mouse!

      Piss him off,
      And you'll be fired by tomorrow morn,
      Cause he's the guy
      Who knows that you were surfing porn.
      So July 26th...
      Make sure you get a present for your...
      System... Administrator.

    3. Re:Thanks for the blotched printer migration... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

      The desktop monkeys were shocked that a four-line PowerShell script could automatically add a network printer to a system. Windows behaves quite strangely with 500+ network printers under Devices and Printers. Not recommended.

    4. Re:Thanks for the blotched printer migration... by pigiron · · Score: 1

      Fuck sysadmins. I have root on all my machines plus any dedicated database servers and have done so forever.

    5. Re:Thanks for the blotched printer migration... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This "desktop monkey" has been adding printers with 1 line... but it's in cmd/batch. Gotta love that new language that's 1/4th the efficiency of the old one.

    6. Re:Thanks for the blotched printer migration... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      The desktop monkey told me that I needed to use the Add Printer GUI wizard to test the print driver installation. Based on his reaction to my script, he's probably not familiar with the command line at all.

      While your one-line of code will install a single printer, my four-line of code will read the printer URLs from a text file and install a printer every 30 seconds. Otherwise, it would take five minutes per printer using the GUI wizard. With 500+ printers to test, the time difference between using an automated script and the GUI wizard is ~4 hours vs. ~40 hours. Gotta a love a programming language that saves you time in cleaning up someone else's mess.

    7. Re: Thanks for the blotched printer migration... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's easy to do when you own and equipment and it's located in your fucking basement.

    8. Re: Thanks for the blotched printer migration... by pigiron · · Score: 1

      I don't have a basement and I make sure that the admin requirements are part and parcel of my written contracts when I do development or database administration.

  5. Thanks, Zack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's our Systems Admin. Good guy.

  6. Let me point out by YoungManKlaus · · Score: 2

    that on this side of the pond its 21:30 and we are already later than all of asia, so thanks for taking away SysOpDay from all the rest of the world you pricks!

    1. Re:Let me point out by Anonymice · · Score: 1

      Woo! Just enough time to grab a couple of pints before the maintenance window opens!

  7. CommentsIntheSubject... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait..... I'm friendly?

  8. Oops by notdsk · · Score: 1

    Nice stapler icon. This is not Secretary's Day

  9. I love my sysadmin by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just gave my sysadmin an eightball of coke and a box full of Raspberry Pi's. He says he's "planning something big".

    I'm starting to wonder if I should maybe tell someone.

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    You are welcome on my lawn.
    1. Re:I love my sysadmin by rossz · · Score: 1

      Hire me. I have tons of experience as a senior linux system administrator and I'm feeling under-appreciated in my office.

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      -- Will program for bandwidth
    2. Re:I love my sysadmin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An eightball and Raspberry Pi's? Maybe he's helping the People's Liberation Army with some of their cyber security work. Their job is so much harder when the sysadmins are paying attention.

  10. That's just... by piRSqrd · · Score: 1

    S.A.A.D

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    I put the 'Physics' in 'Physical Attraction'
  11. show your appreciation by k6mfw · · Score: 2

    with pizza and Mountain Dew (so I heard these are their gourmet dining). Other than that, our sys ads are great. They fixed problems before they become problems. Occasionally one of them comes through my office, have to do another audit of machine s/n and IP addresses (with so many platforms their lists get all screwed up so they have resort back to classic technique of determining what all is where).

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    mfwright@batnet.com
    1. Re:show your appreciation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd settle just for a lunch where I don't get bothered by a DBA who can't figure out his own e-mail address.

    2. Re:show your appreciation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I take it you're a SQL Server shop?

  12. Unfortunately.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one cares.

  13. Today is probably their busiest day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fixing the Win10 upgrade errors

  14. Late Notice by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 0

    This should've been posted at least YESTERDAY rather than 3pm on the day of. If they want more than just a "thank you" (and I'm sure they do) then people need more notice. Most people don't track these X Appreciation Days.

  15. I tried to thank him.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..but T-bird is giving me that can't-connect-to-the-SMTP-server message again. I guess I'll get on the company xmpp. Oh crap, that's down too. Oh fuck, so is the desk phone. I need to charge my cellphone so I can call him and tell him "thanks" but someone keeps stealing my USB cables. Meh, I'll just call him Sunday night.

  16. From Slashdot 2005 - Pulp Administrator by perotbot · · Score: 2

    http://tech.slashdot.org/comme... Pulp Administrator, With apologies to QT and SLJ Do you read assembly language, Brad? There's a few lines of Code I've got memorized EBIDIC 9D5: "The path of the Network Administrator is beset upon all sides by the inequities of the ignorant hacker and the tyranny of jackass users. Blessed is he who, in the name of file retention and network security, shepherds the newbie through the darkness of the Internet. For he is truly his users administrator and the finder of lost files. And I will strike down upon keys with great vengance and furious deletion those who would attempt to poison and destroy my network. And you will know I am root when I lay my lockout upon thee." I been typin' that shit for years. And if you read it, it meant your ass. I never really gave much thought about what it meant 'till just now. I just thought it was just some cold-blooded shit to IM to user before I locked his ass out of the network. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the jackass user. And I'm the Administrator. And Mr. PalmPilot here, he's the shepherd protecting my Administrator account in the darkness of the Internet. Or it could be, you're the Administrator, and I'm the shepherd, and it's the Internet that's an ignorant jackass. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is... (he levels the PalmPilot and speaks deliberately) You're the weak And I am the tyranny of jackass users. But I'm tryin' Brad, I'm tryin' real hard, to be a shepherd.

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    ~corporate tool, but employed~
  17. Thank you! by krray · · Score: 1

    Thank you me!

    You're welcome.

    That's about it.

  18. That's great by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    Once email is working again I'll send them an e-card.

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  19. Kind of funny this lands on a Friday... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    It's kind of funny this lands on a Friday in the middle of summer when it looks like most of the rest of the office is off.

  20. Thanks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks to you System Administrator/s. I too have been and most likely will be a System Administrator. Kindest regards from JONATHAN DEAN MACKENZIE.

  21. Right wher it should be!!!!! by gamekeeper · · Score: 1

    Finally someone got it right.. Congrats /. But seriously, To all who put up the "good fight" at all hours of the day and or night, the sacrifices made, etc.. A hardy RIGHT ON! ( I could say more, but I want to keep it clean) To those who fail to see the importance of your Fellow Sys Admin. I will pray for the survival of your position, company, and or the industry in which this is applied. Best Wishes to all whom make it happen.. GeeKay

  22. BIND update by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    And this year sysadmins are grafted by a BIND update just in time for sysadmin day.

    Happy patching sysadmin day!

  23. What About Northern Hemisphere School SysAdmins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SysAdmin Day. Awesome day, but I have never benefited from it, because everyone here is gone for summer vacation. No one here to appreciate what I do. How about one nearer a solstice day, so neither hemisphere has to worry about being excluded?

    Just sayin'.