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Tiny Black Holes Could Trigger Collapse of Universe—Except That They Don't

sciencehabit writes: If you like classic two-for-one monster movies such as King Kong vs. Godzilla, then a new paper combining two bêtes noires of pseudoscientific scaremongers—mini black holes and the collapse of the vacuum—may appeal to you. Physicists working with the world's biggest atom-smasher—Europe's Large Hadron Collider (LHC)—have had to reassure the public that, even if they can make them, mini black holes, infinitesimal version of the ones that form when jumbo stars implode, won't consume the planet. They've also had to dispel fears that blasting out a particle called the Higgs boson will cause the vacuum of empty space to collapse. Now, however, three theorists calculate that in a chain reaction, a mini black hole could trigger such collapse after all.

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  1. The Hoggs Bison? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Great, now I'm hungry!

  2. Tiny black holes by rossdee · · Score: 5, Informative

    Tiny black holes don't stick around for long due to the quantum uncertainty around the event horizon
    See Hawking Radiation

    1. Re: Tiny black holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I believe what you are trying to say is:

      "God will not let us destroy his creation."

    2. Re:Tiny black holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even if they didn't, the rate at which they could consume the planet is miniscule. The Earth would be long-gone before the black hole had any appreciable effect.

      http://curious.astro.cornell.edu/our-solar-system/39-our-solar-system/the-earth/other-catastrophes/54-how-long-would-it-take-for-a-mini-black-hole-to-eat-the-earth-advanced

    3. Re: Tiny black holes by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      I believe what you are trying to say is:

      He's saying that if this was likely to happen, it would have happened quite a while ago and we wouldn't be having this conversation.

    4. Re: Tiny black holes by Christian+Smith · · Score: 2

      D'oh, incorrect mod!

    5. Re: Tiny black holes by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I am not a theologian, but because you can't fathom it, doesn't mean it doesn't have an alternative answer.

      But lets take a quick look at possibilities. Man creates fancy cancer causing agent, lets call it ... agent orange. Did God create cancer?

      Or put it in another way, "God allows evil, because without a choice, there is no chance to choose"

      ON the other hand, you being human and being your own god have to answer for the evil you allow to exist. Oh wait, being an atheist, you cannot even say evil exists. Everything is situational and you have plenty of excuses as to why you allow "evil" in your life. And don't lie to me saying you don't allow evil, even by your own standards, you allow it. Which makes you pretty hypocritical.

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    6. Re: Tiny black holes by ScentCone · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You know, and I know, that people who immediately trot out some scorn for those "believing" in so far unobserved things like Hawking radiation/black hole evaporation will sometimes equate that willingness to (for now) accept such things as plausible working theories... with being the same as having faith in anthropomorphic deities. My point is that it's a crappy analogy, and the GP to which I was responding was basically trolling. But because there seem to be a large number of people who actually don't understand the the difference, it's worth contrasting the two things, as opposed to conflating them, as was trollishly done.

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    7. Re: Tiny black holes by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I see somebody has a topic they want to rant about.

      Nope, just laying down the counter-meme for the toxic "If you believe in Hawking radiation it's just like believing in the Jude-Christian God" meme.

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    8. Re: Tiny black holes by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the GP to which I was responding was basically trolling.

      No, the GP was making a joke. You saw the word "God" and immediately threw an off-topic temper tantrum.

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    9. Re: Tiny black holes by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am not a theologian

      Obviously. Otherwise you'd be trotting out the much more polished responses that trained theologians use to try to explain the all-powerful, all-knowing, all-loving, but unspeakably mean and petty God scenario. Professional theologians and similar shamans have a lot more practice and selling that concept than you do. Clearly:

      Man creates fancy cancer causing agent, lets call it ... agent orange. Did God create cancer?

      Are you sticking with the all-powerful, all-knowing, all-loving god model? Well, since you're sticking with pure invented fantasy, that's actually a trick question, isn't it? But since that god is involved in every aspect of creation, then: yes. And even if you don't like that answer, there's the fact that despite is apparently boundless mercy and his ability to make otherwise physically impossible things happen (including bringing people back from the dead during publicity stunts), he really doesn't are if pure-as-the-driven-snow innocent infants (and millions of other people) die in agony after months of suffering. Who cares if man is capable of inducing cancer. Are you proposing that ALL such horrible fates, including every way in which a toddler can be made ill and prematurely die in misery is the result of human action? No? I see.

      Or put it in another way, "God allows evil, because without a choice, there is no chance to choose"

      I see. So, things like childhood bone cancer, or being born with a major heart defect, etc., is just people choosing. OK.

      ON the other hand, you being human and being your own god have to answer for the evil you allow to exist. Oh wait, being an atheist, you cannot even say evil exists.

      You really are new at this, aren't you? Are you actually saying that the only measuring stick for evil is that which a particular bronze-age desert tribe or two jotted down, and had re-hashed by people centuries later for political reasons? That only people who follow that recipe are allowed to objectively weigh someone's actions as evil? Hint: it's possible to objectively define a value system (which then allows you to separate things into good and evil) without even once having to invoke magical invisible all-powerful but part-time and petty gods. In fact, it's a lot EASIER to define a rational code of ethics/morals if you're NOT using made of fairly tales as the basis for them, philosophically. Why? Because that way you don't have to paint over all of the BS mixed premises, loopholes, and please-don't-look-behind-the-curtain nonsense that comes with basing your value system on imaginary magic.

      And don't lie to me saying you don't allow evil, even by your own standards, you allow it. Which makes you pretty hypocritical.

      Have you poured your nice strawman a cup of coffee yet this morning? He's probably getting tired.

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    10. Re: Tiny black holes by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Except, the one (believing in magical all-powerful beings that have a history of being cruel and petty) requires the active embrace of completely irrational BS ... whereas taking up as a working theory the concept of something like Hawking Radiation (especially in the context of a proper scientific mindset, in which there is pure delight in being shown a new and better explanation) involves none of that baggage, and none of the word-view-corrupting philosophical compromises that come baked-in with religious mysticism as an explanation for the physical world.

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    11. Re: Tiny black holes by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      no, you all kinds of wrong.

    12. Re: Tiny black holes by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

      I've never seen that meme here before. link(s)?

    13. Re: Tiny black holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Relax, ScentCone. You're going off the rails in a bad way.

    14. Re: Tiny black holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Other posts have showed how badly you botched your argument already. So, I will add this....

      The popular idea of God is self-contradictory. This should be obvious. The problem is resolved by taking a more philosophical view of the situation:

      The personal God (God as a person who has personality traits and wants things and takes actions) is a symbol that exists in the imaginations of humans. This symbol is used to represent the mysterious foundations of reality. Humans use such a symbol because the human brain is hard-wired to understand social interactions better than other kinds of interactions (we are pack animals after all, and we live in a veritable ocean of other people, so it is natural for us to spend most of our time thinking about who wants what and how to interact with them).

      This does not mean that God does not exist. It merely means that much of what we say about God is symbolic rather than literal. The reason people bother using such symbols is twofold: 1) it is how the brain most naturally operates (as mentioned before), 2) humans have a basic inclination to align one's self favorably with the most powerful forces at play.

      So...how does one properly submit to, and co-operate with, the basic foundations of reality? The simplest way the brain does this is to anthropomorphize it, then begin to give it assurances of loyalty and request direction. Though there is nothing wrong with this in-and-of itself, it can lead to trouble when we forget that this anthropomorphzation is something we did, in our own efforts to find a way of relating to reality.

    15. Re: Tiny black holes by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right. So we're back to God being a deliberately cruel SOB, since he allows another (less powerful than him) supernatural being to kill children as part of his little laboratory experiment. Pretty cool.

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    16. Re: Tiny black holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh wait, being an atheist, you cannot even say evil exists.

      Not sure where you got that idea. Bigotry aside, evil exists in the same way beauty exists.

    17. Re: Tiny black holes by Jamu · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with theologians except they tend to believe the crap they're studying.

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    18. Re: Tiny black holes by chipschap · · Score: 1

      I like the idea that we're all just part of a simulation created by advanced AI. It explains at least as much as most theology.

    19. Re:Tiny black holes by chipschap · · Score: 1

      Even if they didn't, the rate at which they could consume the planet is miniscule.

      You realize you're ruining how many potential Hollywood movies?

    20. Re:Tiny black holes by DroolTwist · · Score: 1

      I'd love for someone to make a major/blockbuster type movie about this, and have the black hole destroy everything about 25 minutes in. The movie would just stop, the lights would turn on, and that's that! They could CGI all the previews of the show so it wouldn't even cost that much to make.

    21. Re: Tiny black holes by penguinoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Man creates fancy cancer causing agent, lets call it ... agent orange. Did God create cancer?

      All those "carcinogenic" substances you hear about don't cause cancer -- they increase the rate of mutation, which wouldn't ever cause cancer if the cells were better designed. To put it another way, if people didn't naturally get cancer it would be almost impossible to design a substance that would give them cancer. If an engineer had designed human DNA, then that engineer would be blamed if random mutagens would routinely cause cancer -- that's why we have fail-safes and error-correcting code. Human cells also have fail-safes and error correcting code, but they're poorly designed.

      Just as an example, the naked mole rat has additional fail-safes and so is almost immune to cancer.

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    22. Re: Tiny black holes by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      I like the idea that we're all just part of a simulation created by advanced AI. It explains at least as much as most theology.

      Probably written in Perl and/or Emacs LISP, either of which would explain a lot.
      [ I'm a big fan of both, so chill. ]

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    23. Re: Tiny black holes by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      What are you actually talking about? Consider mentioning who you're talking to, what you're referring to, and how and why you're constructing the sentences you type so that readers will know what things like "those" are.

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    24. Re: Tiny black holes by kheldan · · Score: 1

      I dunno about anyone else around here, but there is a big difference to me between 'believing' (i.e., 'having faith', a blind thing) in a concept (e.g., science/scientific method, 'God') and finding one or the other more plausible than the other, maintaining a healthy degree of skepticism. Furthermore, 'faith' inherently (and very often, actively) discourages questioning, whereas science/the scientific method inherently encourages questioning, and in fact can't work without questioning things.

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    25. Re: Tiny black holes by jbengt · · Score: 1

      The answer "I AM" really doesn't mean much.

      I like "I AM" as the name of god, because "I AM" is really the only thing you can say about the origin of existence.

    26. Re: Tiny black holes by jbengt · · Score: 1

      So we're back to God being a deliberately cruel SOB

      I prefer Kurt Vonnegut's take on god (in which book, I forget), which is kind of like what school guidance counselors say about many of their smart students.
      To paraphrase: God is all-knowing and all-powerful, but he is somewhat apathetic and an underachiever.

    27. Re: Tiny black holes by jbengt · · Score: 1

      If I hadn't already replied to a couple of posts, I would have modded up the above post.

    28. Re: Tiny black holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's all pray for his immortal soul.

    29. Re: Tiny black holes by sce7mjm · · Score: 1

      Beauty (and evil) are in the eye of the beholder.

    30. Re: Tiny black holes by KGIII · · Score: 5, Funny

      I shall do my scientific chanting...

      Ohm... Ohm... Ohm...

      Do no not resist!

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    31. Re: Tiny black holes by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the bugs and disarray? I would guess JavaScript or PHP.

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    32. Re: Tiny black holes by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly why I said what I said. There are people who show up here to scold people about holding onto (or exploring) some of the more exotic physics frameworks and compare that to being a True Believer (in the traditional religious sense). These are NOT the same things.

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    33. Re: Tiny black holes by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      These are silly questions. Humans learn their sense of right and wrong from their parents and community, as children. It's somewhat malleable in adulthood, also through their experiences of their environment.

      We don't all share the same sense of right and wrong, and we certainly don't all share the Christian version of it, which is really pretty nasty by western standards.

    34. Re: Tiny black holes by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I doubt he hates the OPs god. He hates the things the followers of that god do in it's name.

    35. Re: Tiny black holes by twosat · · Score: 1

      “A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there. A theologian is the man who finds it.” - H. L. Mencken

    36. Re: Tiny black holes by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The Tolkien universe was created by a Catholic who included God in it, although not quite how he believed God worked in our world.

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    37. Re: Tiny black holes by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      How does a Christian determine what is right or wrong? Most have moral qualms about things in the Bible, like throwing one's virgin daughters to a mob to be gang-raped. Heck, the Bible doesn't offer one consistent moral code, so any code based on the Bible is cherry-picked. Trying to determine what God approves of and what God disapproves of is no more certain than trying to suss out good and evil from any other perspective. You seem to be claiming that your idea of what God approves of is somehow supposed to be recognized as correct.

      Where do we get our consciences? Duh, from our upbringing. There's no need to hypothesize a God as a cause of a conscience.

      And, given the traditional problem of pain, you completely duck it. You assume there is a God, attribute various traits to God (such as the ability to specify good and evil), and then when the least intellectual difficulty comes up you abandon all reason and go with blind faith. Way to go; at least it shows us the shallowness of your thinking.

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    38. Re: Tiny black holes by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Nope, just tired of the "you can't see quantum physics with your eyes, so believing it is no different than believing in Yahweh and miraculous wine" type crap.

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    39. Re: Tiny black holes by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Watt???! You may not be able to resist, but I amp sure you could revolt.

      (I could continue, but under the current laws I could be found guilty of misconduct.)

    40. Re: Tiny black holes by mcswell · · Score: 1

      "Most have moral qualms about things in the Bible, like throwing one's virgin daughters to a mob to be gang-raped." Not sure where you're going with this, since that action is not presented in the Bible as something to be praised or emulated. The Bible is quite clear that there are evil people (in fact all of us, to one degree or another).

      "Where do we get our consciences? Duh, from our upbringing. There's no need to hypothesize a God as a cause of a conscience." Maybe, although from what I hear some of it comes from our genes. That said, I think (ymmv) the interesting question is not so much where our consciences came from, but why anyone who does not believe in a God or gods believes there is such a thing as right or wrong. If one Sim destroys another Sim (erases its record on your hard drive, say), is it wrong?

    41. Re:Tiny black holes by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Not to mention a nice SciFi story several decades ago: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  3. Except that they could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    But whatever, I'd rather the world end doing science.

  4. Maybe it's just me, but... by andyring · · Score: 3, Funny

    I welcome our new microscopic black hole overlords!

    1. Re:Maybe it's just me, but... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Quit sucking up to them already.

      I hate blacknoses.

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  5. Scaremongering. by locofungus · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's nothing that the LHC (or any other conceivable accelerator that we could build at current technology levels) can do that the sun isn't already doing in the upper atmosphere (or in the centre of the sun)

    What the LHC brings is doing the collisions in a small, controllable space where it's (relatively) easy to measure what is happening.

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    1. Re:Scaremongering. by DoctorNathaniel · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not true. The collision energies in the sun are on the order of a few MeV - there's lots of them, but none at the TeV scale.

      However, you're right it's scaremongering: cosmic rays interact in the atmosphere at LHC energies all the time: same kinds of particles, same energy (and higher!) at a rate that's much higher than the LHC collisions, once you add up the entire globe. If high-energy p-p collisions caused a problem, the earth would have blown up long ago. Or Jupiter. Or all of the stars in the universe.

      So, it's pretty safe to assume that the LHC isn't doing anything that can possibly hurt us; it's going on already. (It's just not going on in the middle of a high-resolution particle tracker.)

    2. Re:Scaremongering. by azav · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

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    3. Re:Scaremongering. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't know if the OP intended it, but there is another side you're missing. There are TeV scale collision in the Sun, from the same kind of cosmic rays that hit the Earth also hit the Sun. It is an important part to a counterclaim to the argument that LHC is different because it has roughly (very roughly...) zero center of mass momentum, while cosmic rays have large momentum in our frame. While there is the possibility that reaction products of a cosmic ray hitting the Earth could have enough momentum and low enough cross-section to just go right through, that would be much harder with other larger and/or denser bodies like Jupiter, the Sun, and white dwarfs.

      That the Earth has not been destroyed by interactions with cosmic rays puts a tight constraint on the risks from such collisions, while the fact that the Sun has not been destroyed by cosmic rays puts an even tighter constraint on the same risks.

    4. Re:Scaremongering. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Safe to say meant to refer to cosmic ray interactions in the upper atmosphere, not solar radiation. These may have particle energies millions of times (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_ray ) what is produced in the LHC.

    5. Re:Scaremongering. by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      But isn't the point that the energy of the collision is being bestowed upon a very small set of subatomic particles?

      The earth's core contains an unfathomable amount of energy. To my knowledge, the earth does not launch projectiles into solar escape trajectory. Yet humans have managed to launch such objects (Pioneer 10/11, Voyager 1/2, New Horizons) into solar escape trajectory using a relatively miniscule amount of energy coming from their rockets.

      It's about how the energy is concentrated, not the total amount.

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    6. Re:Scaremongering. by DoctorNathaniel · · Score: 2

      Yes, exactly.

      The thing you're probably not aware of is that cosmic rays can be very high energy - recorded cosmic ray interactions have single-particle energies many magnitudes larger than the most powerful accelerators ever constructed. (I think the biggest recorded is around 3 Joules of energy in a single proton.) The LHC collision energies are comparable to a very common set of interactions from cosmic rays. And there's lots of cosmic rays, and they've been colliding with the earth for millennia without turning us into a black hole. Right now the number of interactions in the LHC per second is far less than the rate in the atmosphere.

    7. Re:Scaremongering. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      It's all bogus anyway, a blackhole conserves mass, charge and momentum, so
      1, how would you be able to tell a blackhole created out of a proton from a proton as our definition of a proton is basically a thingy with a certain resting mass and charge!
      2, the lorenz tranformations, depending on how you look at the thingy it could be a blackhole if its coming at you on axis, a proton if its off axis and if it's on a parallel path a blackhole that changes into a proton then back into a blackhole;
      So does that mean that the Universe goes puff only if your travelling in the right direction?

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    8. Re:Scaremongering. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      1, how would you be able to tell a blackhole created out of a proton from a proton as our definition of a proton is basically a thingy with a certain resting mass and charge!

      This would be no different than any other particle physics interaction, which also all conserve energy, charge, and momentum. You look at the decay products and at what energies interactions happen at. The produced blackhole won't have the same rest mass as a proton anyway, because of the extra energy available from the collision.

      2, the lorenz tranformations, depending on how you look at the thingy it could be a blackhole if its coming at you on axis, a proton if its off axis and if it's on a parallel path a blackhole that changes into a proton then back into a blackhole;

      The existence of an event horizon is invariant and the same in all inertial frames. This is not a problem for blackholes under GR, regardless of them being small or large.

    9. Re:Scaremongering. by Hussman32 · · Score: 1

      I dig your sig man, it has attractive properties that cannot be truly explained.

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  6. Did they check their math? by AltGrendel · · Score: 3, Funny

    You have to divide by zero when working with black holes.

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  7. Yes, by azav · · Score: 4, Funny

    They evaporate first before eating the entire universe.

    Quite polite of them, I must say.

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  8. Re:Obligatory videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why were you able to pluralize correctly in your subject, but somehow needed an apostrophe in your comment?

  9. Stopped reading at by abies · · Score: 1

    "Within a fraction of second, the bubble would then expand to consume the entire visible universe."

    So, we can now communicate faster the light by modulating Higgs field, instead of torturing kings.
    http://www.goodreads.com/quote...

  10. Their age estimate is wrong by Muad'Dave · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That barrier is so big that it would likely take many, many times the age of the universe for the transition to occur.

    No, it will take exactly one "age of the Universe" to tunnel and cause the collapse.

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  11. Any universe in which high energies could... by Viol8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... destroy it due to local laws of physics would be destroyed at the moment of their formation when the energies tend to infinity. This may well have happened in the past (if you believe in the eternal inflation-collapse universe theory) or be happening (if you believe the multiverse theory) but since our universe is still here after 14 billion years I think its a safe bet that the laws of physics here don't allow it.

    1. Re:Any universe in which high energies could... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, ours just happens to be the one that survived. In a cosmology where potentially infinite "universes" can exist, the ones that succumb to universe destroying cataclysms, just stop earlier. By random chance, some will last longer, and some evidently last long enough to generate sentient life. Not that we can say that universe-destroying events do exist, but we certainly can't use our existence as evidence that they don't.

  12. uncountable cosmic rays havent down this yet by peter303 · · Score: 1

    And cosmic rays are far more powerful than anythibng humans can create yet. Back tio the Whiteboard, folks.

    1. Re:uncountable cosmic rays havent down this yet by war4peace · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did a black hole mangle your writing style?

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  13. Whoa by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    What empty vacuum of space? Space is a quantity in itself. Obviously what used to be perceived as empty is swarming with all kinds of things we don't understand. We may have things like dark matter and dark energy and all kinds of super dark stuff that makes space some sort of dark solid with plenty of dark activity within. If we treat space as a quantity we need no magical suppositions about some under lying fabric of space. Said plainly just because we can not see it, sense it, or measure it in any way does not imply that it is not present.

  14. Easy fix! by DrTJ · · Score: 1

    To prevent that the vacuum collapse spreads beyond LHC, just put it into a vacuum-vacuum flask!

  15. Mini black holes - meh. by cyberfringe · · Score: 1

    Summoning virtual Higgs bosons into existence using the HLC may create mini black holes. (Meh, what could possibly go wrong?) A bubble of nothingness that expands to consume the entire Universe! In less than a second! Sounds like an enthusiastic ten-year old after watching a bad Sci-Fi flick.

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    1. Re:Mini black holes - meh. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Except that we have actual evidence of species-exterminating asteroids. Lots of them.

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  16. Then the theories are incomplete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If the theories are calculating that it could happen, but it hasn't happened, the theories are obviously incomplete, wrong, or the calculations are wrong. Because the evidence in the form: the universe is still here; strongly indicates to the opposite.

  17. Re:Reminds me of Lex... by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDKo7pTwIwA

  18. Violation of assumption by celticryan · · Score: 1

    In addition to the comments concerning the fact that there is nothing new at the LHC that wouldn't already be produced by cosmic rays in our atmosphere - there is an assumption in the paper: The production of small black holes at the LHC rests upon the assumption of "large" extra dimensions. There is no experimental evidence for this assumption. Therefore, there are many conclusions one could draw, a few that are consistent with the results of this paper are: There are no large extra dimensions. The parameter space they investigated is insufficient to characterize the real universe.

  19. What? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Are they saying black holes don't matter?

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  20. Intelligent life? by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 1

    It's a little funny (in a cynical sense) to consider that if some other life form had advanced to this point and destroyed their planet, there would be no evidence left of them (minus whatever they had established in space and maybe whatever radio waves they had broadcast).

  21. If it was possible it would have already happened by Drakker · · Score: 1

    In a universe of nearly infinite size (from our perspective at least), there's bound to be other more advanced species somewhere. Many of them too. If it was possible to collapse the universe with tiny black holes, one of them would have already done it and we would not be here to talk about it.

  22. And you can teleport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And since particles can quantum tunnel that must mean that there is a small chance of all of the particles I'm made up of tunneling at the same time, thus enabling me to teleport wherever I want. Somehow I doubt I'll achieve this any time soon.

  23. Black Hole Creation - NOT by jraff2 · · Score: 1

    What is the one thing a black hole must have? Mass. What is the one thing a black hole created in a Collider will never have? Mass. Only a black hole created inside a Uranium or Plutonium particle MIGHT have enough mass to exist.

  24. Re:No matter what physicists say, by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

    Ah, so I had it all wrong, a Dyson sphere is actually a type of black hole that doesn't lose suction, not an energy collection device.

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  25. Ruth Gregory? by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    But but I thought women in STEM were banned by order of the patriarchy?

  26. The odds are: by dhaen · · Score: 1

    That many other civilisations in our universe have used higher energies, yet our universe is still here.

  27. Pulsars by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    that would be much harder with other larger and/or denser bodies like Jupiter, the Sun, and white dwarfs.

    Actually the argument also used pulsars. These have densities at, or above, that of a nucleus. A blackhole produced at the surface of one would swallow the entire star due to the phenomenally large cross-section. Pulsars are easy to detect and since we have never yet observed a pulsar winking out of existence we can exclude dangerous black hole production.

  28. Re:The Quiet Earth by blackpaw · · Score: 1

    Yep it was, good times.

  29. Infallible science by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Trust the scientists, they are always as correct as their data. Let us forget Luminiferous aether, Young Earth theory, Static universe, Immovable continents, Stress theory of ulcers, ...

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  30. Re:Bullshit. by Paradoks · · Score: 1

    Would you be angry if someone associated you with the belief in Blue Ferries? Or would you simple say, "whatever". Both are irrational in the mind of an Atheist. But only the association with the belief in God evokes anger.

    This reminds me of working in public service. There would be various questions that employees would have to answer many, many times in any given day, despite there being lots of signs around in an attempt to inform people.

    Personally, my belief is that signs are for ignoring, and thus I rarely got irritated with answering the same question over and over.

    But plenty of people who were happy to answer it the first time were quite exasperated by the 1,000th time.

    Now, I believe that blue ferries exist, but I imagine those who don't might get irritated if half the population assumed (and oftentimes publicly stated) they were amoral because they didn't believe in a certain type of ship painted blue.

  31. It's not about civilization by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately, this logic (while completely sound), also holds true for anything not ending our civilization.

    No, because compared to the age of the universe, our civilization has only existed for a fraction of a blink of an eye. Also, the end of our civilization is fairly insignificant and, in the long run, inevitable.

    The micro-black-hole-problem, on the other hand, affects the universe as a whole.

  32. Clue for zero point energy? by iMactheKnife · · Score: 1

    Iff black holes can briefly upset the Higgs energy balance and put it in a new state, there is at least a possibility that that same process can be used to harvest very large energies from the vacuum state. Of course, I don't know whether the new temporary Higgs state will be at higher or lower energies that the nromal state, but I assume they will be higher.

  33. Re:If it was possible it would have already happen by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

    But if we or another race out in the Universe did collapse the vacuum and destroy the Universe, wouldn't it only be one of the Many Worlds? We would continue to exist in the alternate Universe where the bubble did not form. It would turn out to be like the quantum experiments where they see probabilities of things, but in this case it would always be a probability of 100% not collapsing the vacuum since any World that did collapse would cease to exist and there would be no observers to measure that probability.

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  34. Re:We're already dead. by mcswell · · Score: 1

    "you can't experience a universe in which you don't exist." More of those every day.

  35. Re:The Quiet Earth by DrVxD · · Score: 1

    New Zealand really was that quiet once upon a time!

    Much of it still is. It's a beautiful country.

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  36. Who really cares? by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

    There are over 7 billion people on the planet and growing - each of whom will die and will likely not have a pleasant death. A black hole would be a pretty clean way to go.