Georgia Aquarium Battles Federal Government Over Belugas
An anonymous reader writes: The Georgia Aquarium has argued in court that the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration's denial of its permit to import beluga whales from Russia was arbitrary and capricious. The National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration's National Marine Fisheries Service says the aquarium failed to meet the requirements of a law meant to protect marine mammals. Both sides accuse the other of twisting the facts, a NOAA lawyer accuses the aquarium trying "to confuse the court," and a lawyer for the aquarium says the government had "cooked the books" on whale population numbers.
I'm so glad I'm a programmer. The only legal issues I have to deal with are patents and copyright suits. So much easier, right?
According to the article, the aquarium already has some beluga whales in its care. When the new whales arrive, some of them will be kept in Georgia, others will be transferred to Sea World.
Originally, the regulatory agency gave approval. Then in 2013, the agency changed its mind, and denied the approval. What movie about Sea World came out in 2013?
In any case, the aquarium is suing the agency to open up the documents that explain why their request was denied. So far that hasn't gone through court yet.
(Note, this is all from the article, and news articles are frequently wrong. I don't have any inside information here).
"First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
keeping Belugas in captivity is wrong, wrong, wrong.
The Georgia Acquarium was wrong from the moment they started this effort.
Absolute statements are never true
In Japan, parents tell their children that chicken tastes just like beluga whales.
It's hard to believe that this is even still a debate in 2015.
I heard humans taste just like chicken.
Pork.
Ever hear of 'long pork'?
Have gnu, will travel.
Have gnu, will travel.
Actually it was pretty funny. Chicken tastes just like Beluga whales, get it? It's fucking hilarious.
Understand and leverage current US geo politics surrounding Russia.
List nations surrounding Russia that have just had a US back coup or historical US backed color revolution.
Contact State Department and ask for any type of whale from other nations surrounding Russia.
Watch as all US paper work is done in hours and transport aircraft fly press to see US backed conservation effort success story.
Ensure to include big national flags on plaques around exhibit and plan big press event for opening ceremony.
Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
I believe the actual term is "long pig."
You might be humor challenged. Personally I'd like to try whale some time. I have heard it's great fried.
Chicken tastes just like Beluga whales, get it?
I once tasted whale, when a friend ordered it in a restaurant in Tokyo. It tasted more like beef than chicken. I think it was minke, not beluga, but I suspect they taste about the same.
That is not going to gain any traction. Just trust me on this.
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
Did any of the lawyers for either NOAA or the aquarium have BULBOUS BOUFFANTS?
Cuz, if you grew up in the 70s and 80s like me, then you know how cool that would be if they did.
I can see the fnords!
I'm sure your friend was conducting a scientific experiment. After all, that is why the Japanese are hunting whales. Right? RIGHT?
If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?
"Heh. I'm trying to figure out what this has to do with geek/tech news."
I'm trying that with almost every article.:-)
I guess the government thought those whales were producing Beluga caviar.
Apropos.
"99 dead duelists of Dios on the wall. 99 dead duelists of Dios! Take one's ring, pass it around..."
so i wonder what police officers taste like.
how do you square the awesome that is bacon?
What the hell difference would that make? It's still wrong.
If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?
Yeah, not a particularly good aquarium or very good history.
The guy who said the election was rigged won the presidency with the second-most votes.
You can't get a weather prediction for next week right either.
"I'm so moist I'm sticking to the leather." -Kermit the Frog on The Late Late Show
Connect the dots:
1) AC unhappy that Fox is being lampooned for dishonesty, when they 'merely' repeated something they heard from AP.
2) The venn diagram of FOX fans who defend the station and also hate Dan Rather, who reported a story partially based on questionable documents, is one nice big ball.
If Fox is blameless, than so too is Rather. If Rather deserved blame, then so too does Fox.
Pick one.
Nonsense. Your complaint doesn't hold up. I stand by what I said.
Slashdot linked to the Fox News story. I don't care where they got the pap. They published the drivel, and slashdot linked to it. Both are fully responsible for crap published on these two websites and linked together.
Further, I would assign very little fault to the author, as compared to the publisher. There is a bottomless supply of drivel available for publishing, but a limited number of established publishers. Better writing in a particular piece would just change who or if it got published; if the publisher is publishing lies and drivel, then they would publish that from a different author had the story been better. The author generally couldn't have changed what was published by writing something different. Yet, the publisher can indeed choose to publish something they believe to be honest; if they want to.