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JAXA Prepares To Try Making Whiskey In Space
schwit1 writes: An experiment to test how whiskey ages in weightlessness is about to begin on ISS: "H-II Transfer Vehicle No. 5, commonly known as "Kounotori5" or HTV5, was launched on Wednesday from JAXA's Tanegashima Space Center carrying alcohol beverages produced by Suntory to the Japanese Experiment Module aboard the International Space Station, where experiments on the "development of mellowness" will be conducted for a period of about one year in Group 1 and for two or more years (undecided) in Group 2." Don't worry, the astronauts on ISS won't be getting drunk. After the test period is complete the samples will then returned to Earth, untasted, where they will then be compared with control samples.
Does it taste good?
Was the author drinking, whiskey when they titled this submission
before NASA got into the Moonshine business. Astronaut Jim Bob was quoted as "I'd like to see those damned revenuers catch me here".
-- Thou hast strayed far from the path of the Avatar.
"untasted"
And fails miserably
WHISKEY. IN. SPAAAAAACE!
Original headline:
JAXA Prepares To Try Making, Whiskey In Space
Timmah!
You know, this novelty troll is actually starting to grow on me. I'm pretty sure there isn't a bot involved as the subject is derived from the article but not directly taken from it and the content of the post changes a bit each time.
So much better than the goatlemongirl posts we used to get...
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
grow better weed in space?
Rick B.
Flying Mars in a good company? It's Suntory time! Having just docked your pod into a Venus High Altitude Atmospheric Orbiter? It's Suntory time! Suntory, for that mellower space experience. (Remember responsible spaceflight, excessive Suntory consumption may cause spontaneous flying into the Sun.)
Good to know they're not wasting time and money on trivial things that won't benefit the human race in any meaningful way.
Next up: can ants be trained to sort tiny screws in space?
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
hail ants
Astronauts Smith and Ivan blurted out "in free fall you have to wrap the neck of the flask, too."
to conduct testing on the effects of alcohol on the human body while weightless!
Well... Can you come up with a better excuse...err.. reason to sample some of this before it leaves orbit?
"A mind reader? That sounds like sci fi." "Honey, we live on a space ship"
I love Scotch Whiskey (or the Japanese Scotch-style whiskey) but the doc says no more alcohol.
Here on Earth we make non-alcoholic drinks by removing the alcohol. Typically this requires
either high heat (ruins the taste) or high pressure (reverse osmosis).
However, while we need high pressure because our atmosphere already has pressure, out in
space they don't need very much pressure at all if they depressurize the low side of the
filter. So they could set up a container with two chambers separated by an RO filter and an
air chamber, put it out in space, and let the vacuum of space draw out the non-alcohol whiskey.
It would be a greater pressure differential than we can do here on earth -- 1 : near zero atmos
vs N : 1 atmos.
That would be a fun thing to taste. I mean test.
E
OK, here's the results of the experiment. Whiskey inexplicably evaporates completely when stored in a microgravity environment shared with humans. If launched into separate environment that the humans cannot access, the whiskey doesn't evaporate.
It's valuable technology spinoffs like this zero-g whiskey that justify the taxpayers shelling out over $100B on the ISS.
If it weren't for our robust support of manned space flight, mankind might never get the benefits of zero-g wiskey, and that would be a shame.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-s...
Was done years ago with real malt whisky
Ardbeg has already been to the ISS and back...
http://www.ardbeg.com/ardbeg/a...
Some varieties of aquavit are aged on a sea voyage to Australia and back again. On a sailing ship that usually meant a trip all the way around the world. A year on the ISS would be lots of trips around the world.
The Japanese make whisky not whiskey.
Unleash the space rednecks on the Zerg!
Really? I always assumed the Russians had an ongoing experiment to test that.
You are all, cows. Cows, say moo. MOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOO! Moo, cows, moo. Moo say, the cows. YOU, COWS!!
Moocow man meets the Golden Girls
Thank you for being a cow,
Feeding everyone from then to now,
You taste real good, boiled or broiled you're a tasty treat,
And if we held a barby
and cooked you up so carefully,
You would see the biggest burps would come from me,
and then all my guests would say,
Thank you for being a cow.
The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
we've been testing if whiskey can make you weightless.
Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
It's not a bot, it's a real live person. His or her's account is "sexconker".
Truly, the ISS is the gem of human scientific endeavor in space. Was that actually the most interesting microgravity experiment that anyone could think of to fill that chunk of payload space; or are they trying to land some corporate sponsors?
"Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit"
—An ancient Orion mining song
Janx Spirit - almost exclusively referred to as "That Old Janx Spirit" - is an extremely potent alcoholic beverage, and is used heavily in drinking games that are played in the hyperspace ports that serve the madranite mining belts in the star system of Orion Beta.
The game is not unlike the Earth game called Indian Wrestling, and is played like this:
Two contestants sit at either side of a table, with a glass in front of each of them
Between them would be placed a bottle of Janx Spirit.
Each of the two contestants would then concentrate their will on the bottle and attempt to tip it and pour spirit into the glass of his opponent - who would then have to drink it.
The bottle would then be refilled. The game would be played again. And again.
Once you started to lose you would probably keep losing, because one of the effects of Janx Spirit is to depress telepsychic power. As soon as a predetermined quantity had been consumed, the final loser would have to perform a forfeit, which was usually obscenely biological.
Ford Prefect usually played to lose.
Prove anything by multiplying Huge Number times Tiny Number
all those space Dollars finally put to good use.
Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
> Don't worry, the astronauts on ISS won't be getting drunk
If you believe that, I have a bridge from Kamchatka to Japan to sell you! The ISS is mostly western frills on a russian core and russians have been running space stations continuously for decades. Their cosmonauts spent all those long lonely months up there, mostly lacking female entertainment but instead sipping spiritual water, also nown as vodka.
When the hungarian cosmonaut went up for a week-long "WARPAC friendship" flight in 1980, he brought tubed barack palinka (plum liquor) to the soviet space station.
I would guess even today there are big saturday night parties up there on the ISS (and there are many nights and days every Saturday on a 95-minute orbiting outpost)! Every nation contributes their best of booze and nowadays even ladyfolk is provided: an italian astronautess returned not long ago.
Don't they have any real science to do or whatnot?
Sounds like a publicity stunt.
http://elite-dangerous.wikia.c...
Would extremely large vibrations during re-entry do anything to the whiskey to change its composition and/or taste? I imagine most gases would need to be evacuated from the finished product to prevent unnecessary frothing?