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An Algorithm To Stop Joke Plagiarists

Bennett Haselton writes: The comedy world crucified Josh "Fat Jew" Ostrovsky for building his career on re-tweeting other people's jokes without attribution. But Twitter, or whichever company rises as their successor, could easily implement an algorithm that could stop plagiarists from building a following, while still rewarding joke writers who come up with original content. Read on for Bennett's take on how such a system could work.

The basic algorithm is very similar to the random-sample-voting algorithm that I've advocated as a way to stop vote manipulation on Digg, how to handle abuse reports in a scalable way on Twitter and on Facebook, and how to identify the best ideas submitted to the White House's "We The People" petition site. The algorithm can be used to rate the best jokes (at least according to the average rating of users, not according to some Platonic ideal), while still flagging plagiarized jokes and preventing anyone from building up a following by using them.

Under the algorithm, suppose a subset of users -- let's say, 1 million -- signs up to receive tweets in the general humor category. When a would-be amateur comedian comes up with a funny tweet, then in addition to tweeting it to their followers (if they have any), they can submit it to the humor category generally. The joke is first pushed to the feeds of, say, 1,000 randomly selected users, who have the option of rating it (independently of each other, without seeing the opinions of other raters). Once the joke has acquired enough ratings to constitute a statistically significant sample -- so that the average rating really does reflect the community's "opinion" of the joke -- then the joke gets released into the general pool of jokes available to all 1 million users subscribed to the "humor" category. Those users can decide what threshold of quality they want to set for the jokes that show up in their feed -- for example, if you only want to see jokes that got an average rating of 9 out of 10 or higher, you might only see 50 a day, but if you can lower your standards down to an 8, you might see 100 or 200. And if a user really likes a particular joke that they see in their "threshold feed," they can browse the other jokes in that author's Twitter feed and decide whether to follow them.

So if your joke sucks, it will only end up wasting the time of about 1,000 people, but if it gets a high rating, it will be available in the feeds of up to 1 million people. Thus from the user's point of view, only about 0.1% of the jokes that they see in their feed, are sucky jokes that were pushed to them as part of an initial "focus group" to measure their quality; the other 99.9% is made up of jokes that met whatever threshold they set for the average rating.

As I've stressed in the case of other applications of the random-sample-voting algorithm, this system is scalable, because the number of available reviewers grows as the community grows. It's also non-gameable -- because the raters are randomly selected, even if you create a large number of zombie accounts to try and upvote your own joke, the zombies won't constitute a significant portion of the raters, if the raters are selected from the entire pool of 1 million users.

Still, even under this system, it would be possible to take a highly rated joke and re-word it slightly (to fool any text filters looking for blatant copy-and-paste jobs), and pass it off as your own, hoping that your re-worded version will also get pushed out to a wide audience and net you some extra followers. To prevent this, you can implement a "duplicate" flagging feature that also relies on the random-sample-voting system:

  1. If a user recognizes a joke as a re-worded version of someone else's tweet, they can flag it as a "duplicate", with a link to the earlier tweet that they think is similar. (Flagging it as intentional "plagiarism" would be a bit harsh, since it's quite common for multiple comedians to come up with the same joke.)
  2. The flagged joke, along with a copy of the earlier joke, would once again be sent out to a random sample of subscribers to the humor category, who are then asked to vote on whether the two jokes are substantially similar.
  3. If a statistically significant majority of those users vote that the two jokes are essentially duplicates, then the second tweet gets displayed with a flag icon (shorthand for "our users have identified this as a duplicate of an earlier joke") with a link back to other tweet that was identified as an earlier version of essentially the same joke.
  4. If a majority votes that the two jokes are not similar, then nothing happens. Optionally, if an overwhelming majority of the users vote that the two jokes are not at all similar, then some kind of reputation point penalty could be applied to the user who flagged the second joke as a "duplicate". This discourages people from frivolously duplicate-flagging a joke.

This does have the unfortunate result that if you unintentionally write a joke that duplicates someone else's, it will still end up with the "duplicate" flag after users recognize the similarity to the earlier version. This is, however, something that I don't think any algorithm can solve, because it's impossible to detect the difference between someone copying another person's joke and independently coming up with it on their own. A comedian whose joke ends up being labeled with the "duplicate flag", just because someone else came up with the same gag first, could leave the joke in their feed, but they might consider the duplicate flag to be a mild embarrassment.

On the other hand, if you're just a full-time plagiarist like the Fat Jew, and virtually all of your jokes end up being flagged as clones of other people's work, then your entire feed will be littered with "duplicate" flags that mark you as a hack. Depending on whether Twitter's terms of service prohibit serial plagiarism, your account could even get suspended.

Meanwhile, anybody could still set themselves up as a curator who re-tweets other people's jokes with the original attribution intact. Many users would find that they wouldn't need curators at all, when they can just subscribe to all jokes that get an average rating of, say, 8.5 or higher, but if your humor happens to align very closely with the kind of jokes picked out by a particular curator, you could subscribe to get jokes re-tweeted directly from them. And since the original attribution would be intact, any time you saw a joke that you really liked, you could subscribe to updates directly from that author. Curating can still serve a valuable function that plagiarism does not.

In addition to dealing with plagiarists, though, what I think is interesting about this system is how it would overturn everything we know about what it takes to build a reputation. In the current ecosystem, to build a following, it helps to have good content, but what really matters is hustle -- making friends in high places who might be able to give you a boost with a re-tweet or a shout-out, looking out for opportunities for free publicity, etc. Well, I admire the people who have the energy to keep that up. But from an economic standpoint, "hustling" is a non-productive activity, because it doesn't actually make your content better, it's just an attempt to crowd out someone else's content with your own, which may be better or worse, and it's a zero-sum game. The "hustling" ecosystem is also non-optimal from the user's point of view -- if Joe is better at writing jokes, but Bob is better at hustling, then you as the user are more likely to be exposed to Bob's sub-optimal content, and may never even hear about Joe.

The random-sample rating system, however, makes the entire notion of "hustling" obsolete. The only way to get your content in front of lots of people, is to write content that gets a high average rating from the initial sample of people who see it.

If such a system ever gets implemented, by Twitter or any other company, maybe the Fat Jew can find out if any of his own original material meets the bar. But don't hold your breath -- the marquee joke currently displayed on his Twitter feed is "You can't get an STD if you never get tested."

128 comments

  1. GODDAMIT, I THOUGHT THIS HAD FINALLY ENDED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Guess I was wrong.

    Sad, really.

    1. Re:GODDAMIT, I THOUGHT THIS HAD FINALLY ENDED! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's like he misses the abuse, and just couldn't stay away.

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    2. Re:GODDAMIT, I THOUGHT THIS HAD FINALLY ENDED! by Talderas · · Score: 0

      Is it sad that I ignored who the submitter was, scrolled a bunch of text, thinking it was a Bennett Haselton post, found the first comment, and became certain that it was a Bennett Haselton post?

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    3. Re:GODDAMIT, I THOUGHT THIS HAD FINALLY ENDED! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Is it sad that I ignored who the submitter was, scrolled a bunch of text, thinking it was a Bennett Haselton post, found the first comment, and became certain that it was a Bennett Haselton post?

      "For every complex problem Bennett Haselton has an answer that is verbose, complex, and wrong," is the corollary to "For every complex problem, APK has an answer that is verbose, USES WEIRD TYPOGRAPHY, and involves HOSTS files," and "Every AC has a solution that is silly, posted anonymously, and plagiarizes H.L. Mencken."

      For example, your neural network has been trained to detect Bennett Haselton posts. I just had a revolutionary new idea that, if implemented, would just distill your brain into algorithmic form...

    4. Re:GODDAMIT, I THOUGHT THIS HAD FINALLY ENDED! by RyoShin · · Score: 0

      Me, too. :'( After the announcement that Dice was looking to sell Slashdot, I realized I hadn't seen a Hastletonoftext "article" in many weeks and thought we had finally purged ourselves of him.

      If a trusted /. user did a Kickstarter to buy and maintain /. from Dice, and there was a $100 tier where the only perk was "no Bennett Hastleton", it would be funded in minutes.

    5. Re:GODDAMIT, I THOUGHT THIS HAD FINALLY ENDED! by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 0

      Who cares about an algorithm to stop plagiarization of jokes, give me an algorithm to stop Bennett Haselton from using Slashspot as his personal blog.

    6. Re:GODDAMIT, I THOUGHT THIS HAD FINALLY ENDED! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Has Mr Haselton just been released from prison or something? It seems a while since he was everybody's favourite regular contributor.

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  2. so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /r9k/?

  3. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously? This sounds like an article from the Onion.

    1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bennett Haselton is the onion of /.

    2. Re:What? by lgw · · Score: 2

      Bennett Haselton is the onion of /.

      I didn't expect an insightful post in a Bennett thread, but here one is. Nicely put.

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    3. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. His solution for fixing this problem on Twitter is to make Twitter no longer Twitter. Seriously, he's essentially proposing moderating tweets posted to hashtags. That's completely not how Twitter behaves or is expected to behave. If someone is THAT concerned about, then how about they use a different service to get their jokes from rather than Twitter.

  4. Plagiarism is for cows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are all cows. Cows say moo. MOOOOOOO!! MOOOOOOO!!! You joke plagiarizing cows!!!

    1. Re:Plagiarism is for cows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are all cows. Cows say moo. MOOOOOOO!! MOOOOOO!!!! You joke plagiarizing cows!!

    2. Re:Plagiarism is for cows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This cow bullshit is actually more amusing than a Bennett Haselton article.

    3. Re:Plagiarism is for cows by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      cow bullshit

      Hermaphrodite Cow/Bull?

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    4. Re:Plagiarism is for cows by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Cow is used colloquially to refer to any cattle.

    5. Re:Plagiarism is for cows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cow=bull

    6. Re:Plagiarism is for cows by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      So, you're being redundant. Got it.

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    7. Re:Plagiarism is for cows by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I am? How so?

    8. Re:Plagiarism is for cows by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      REALLY?

      You really don't understand that Cow and Bull both refer to cattle?

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    9. Re:Plagiarism is for cows by omnichad · · Score: 1

      You really don't understand that I'm not the one who said it?

  5. Bennett Haselton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought we were overdue from a Bennett post. Now my titillating curiosity has been titillated.

  6. The Fat Jew died for your snark sins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The comedy world crucified Josh "Fat Jew" Ostrovsky for building his career on re-tweeting other people's jokes without attribution.

    Oh, look at Bennett trying to be fun-edgy.

    1. Re:The Fat Jew died for your snark sins by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Man, if you think that sentence is edgy, or even trying to be edgy, a butter knife must look like Wolverine's claws to you.

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  7. If only there were a system like this... by gweilo8888 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...which could be used to prevent the same story from appearing on Slashdot FIVE FREAKING TIMES with a few word changes to get it past the moderators.

    Seriously, it says it right there in the summary: This is "very similar to the random-sample-voting algorithm that I've advocated as a way to stop vote manipulation on Digg, how to handle abuse reports in a scalable way on Twitter and on Facebook, and how to identify the best ideas submitted to the White House's "We The People" petition site".

    And by "very similar", he means "basically the same". Enough, already!

    1. Re:If only there were a system like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bennett, Bennett, Bennett, ...

    2. Re:If only there were a system like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I propose an algorithm to stop Bennett Haselton from plaguing the feed.

      It's a very simple two-step check. First, if the text includes the phrase "Bennett Haselton writes:" the story is immediately deleted.
      As a backup filter, any summary exceeding 600 words is immediately deleted.

      This should provide a 99.992% Bennett Haselton filter with only a 0.000002% chance of deleting a non-Bennett Haselton post.

    3. Re:If only there were a system like this... by khasim · · Score: 1

      We should implement Haselton's stupid idea then!

      EVERY story should be emailed to 1,000 /. users who will ignore it and hope that they will do the research necessary to find if it is a dupe or similar enough to something that they will remember and care enough to link to so that SOMEONE ELSE can check that it is valid before releasing it.

      Bennett Haselton has, once again, come up with an idiot "solution" to a problem that does not exist and and he expects free labour from THOUSANDS of people will solve this problem.

      Yes, you idiot, that idea is "gameable" because sock puppet accounts will be the most likely to respond while real users will not have the time/dedication to research (for FREE) whether a joke is a dupe or not.

      Who the fuck even cares?

      Why is Bennett Haselton still posting to the front page of /.?

    4. Re:If only there were a system like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think the critical flaw is sock puppets. if the size of the test group is much smaller than the size of the overall population, then you would need a very large number of sock puppets to make sure the test group had enough of your puppets to uprate your joke. Also consider that while your sock puppet is uprating your content and downrating other content, somebody else's sock puppet is doing the same to you. Last, if the sock puppet count were large enough to have an influence, then a large portion of your overall population would be sock puppets. like twitter?

      But that's not even the greatest flaw. The greatest problem is expecting people to do a bunch of research to dig through past archives (thousands and thousands of jokes?) to determine if any of those are a substantial match with this one. Ain't nobody got time for that! [insert sweet brown youtube clip]

    5. Re:If only there were a system like this... by khasim · · Score: 1

      But that's not even the greatest flaw. The greatest problem is expecting people to do a bunch of research to dig through past archives (thousands and thousands of jokes?) to determine if any of those are a substantial match with this one.

      There are MANY flaws with Bennett Haselton's idea. There always are. That's the problem with his posts getting front page placement.

      Anyway, let's deal with them in order of time.

      1. Who is going to sign up to read a list of JOKES just because it promises "new" jokes in exchange for your work?

      2. Who is going to SUBMIT jokes FOR FREE to that list to reach those readers?

      3. Who is going to do the work FOR FREE of documenting duplicate jokes?

      4. Who is going to do the work FOR FREE of verifying the documentation of #3?

      That's why I think sock puppets will be the biggest exploit of those flaws. Anyone incentivized to reach the people in #1 will be incentivized to game it by creating sock puppets. It won't take many sock puppets because most people will soon give up on the effort to document a joke / moderate the documentation of a joke.

      Eventually you will end up with sock puppets documenting jokes and sock puppets moderating that documentation. And the list of jokes will devolve into whatever personal vendetta the guy with the most sock puppets has.

    6. Re:If only there were a system like this... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      Bennett, Bennett, Bennett, ...

      Broke It!

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    7. Re:If only there were a system like this... by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Eventually you will end up with sock puppets documenting jokes and sock puppets moderating that documentation. And the list of jokes will devolve into whatever personal vendetta the guy with the most sock puppets has.

      Which, you have to admit, would be quite funny.

    8. Re:If only there were a system like this... by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      Bennett, Bennett, Bennett, ...

      Great, now you've gone and summoned him...

  8. Slashdot Devolves by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 2

    "Stuff that matters" indeed.

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  9. Blog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh boy! Another chapter in Bennett's blog!

    I can't wait to read it...

  10. Still? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're still posting stories from this loser? Speaking of people that could go away.

  11. Just need the fear of Joe Rogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    worth watching

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdugSUFbzws

  12. This is a good sign by willworkforbeer · · Score: 4, Funny

    This, because, you know... nothing of importance is left to do in the world.

    Somebody once said -- We ran out of real problems when we started buying a spray for 'static cling'

    Waiting for the book release "Earth, Life, and Everything : Mission Accomplished"

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    Pretending this is my office full of bitter coworkers..
    1. Re:This is a good sign by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      So... what, you're testing the algorithm?

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    2. Re:This is a good sign by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 2

      Don't knock static cling spray, some days I'm walking around like Johnny B from Misfits of Science.

    3. Re:This is a good sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Misfits of Science reference

    4. Re:This is a good sign by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      Courteney Cox's best role

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  13. Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are totally screwed.

    1. Re:Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia... by Hussman32 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Denis Leary.

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  14. Insert Carlos Mencia Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hilarity does NOT ensue.

  15. How the hell do I know that it is Bennett? by Ecuador · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot is filled with lousy posts nowadays, so I am used to crap, I just go quickly through them without even noticing the submitter. But, every time time there is a Bennett one, I immediatelly look up to verify the submitter after just having read two sentences. How does he do it? How is his crap so distinctive as to be instantly recognized? What kind of algorithm could detect if a piece of text was written by Bennett to filter it out of our internet?

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    1. Re:How the hell do I know that it is Bennett? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it violates the submission guideline, "Most stories on Slashdot are less than 120 words; brevity is the soul of wit."

    2. Re:How the hell do I know that it is Bennett? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because in the space of less than a paragraph a complicated problem will be oversimplified, and then the rest of the paragraph is used to tell you how easy it would be to fix.

      It's a writing style so densely packed with narcissism and hubris that it has critical mass, and generates self-sustaining chain-reaction commentary. Bennett is the nuclear option, and no moderator is sufficient to slow him down.

    3. Re:How the hell do I know that it is Bennett? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Bennett has no wit. Or soul.

  16. tl:dr by AndyKron · · Score: 5, Informative

    TL:DR

  17. Yes! Welcome back Bennett! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your incoherent ramblings are an inspiration to us all.

  18. it's recursive by FranTaylor · · Score: 1

    we've all heard this joke before

  19. Shut up and write it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why give away an golden censorship idea like this when you can write it and be reviled the world over yourself!

  20. I got a joke for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Did you hear the one about the Bennett Haselton post that wasn't tedious bullshit?

    Me neither.

    1. Re:I got a joke for you by penguinoid · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hm, no attribution. If only there was an algorithm to detect whether this joke were plagiarized.

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  21. obligatory joke by nospam007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

    You look for the fresh prints.

    Originally told by Ugg the caveman, with minor changes along the millennia.

    1. Re:obligatory joke by omnichad · · Score: 1

      How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

      When I first heard this, I answered "He'll be the man in black" before I heard the punchline.

      Certainly easier than recognizing foot prints. Black clothing really stands out in the snow.

  22. Career step to having your jokes retweeted by mykepredko · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hasn't comedy *always* been the domain of people stealing jokes with the successful people being able to fit them into their own styles with their own humour?

    It's not like stand up comedians like:
    - Rodney Dangerfield
    - Joan Rivers
    - George Carlin
    - Jerry Sienfeld
    didn't have their jokes repeated endlessly as well as use other people's jokes as part of their career. I have seen all four listed above live and they all did jokes that I've heard from Groucho Marx, WC Fields, Abbot & Costello and others (who probably stole them originally).

    It's a hard living and even if you are successful you have to deal with the likes of parasites like Josh Ostrovsky and Jackie Martling while finding other people's jokes and routines that fit into your persona and act.

    It's a circle of life thing.

    1. Re:Career step to having your jokes retweeted by Higaran · · Score: 1

      Who's on first?

    2. Re:Career step to having your jokes retweeted by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      This!

      If I steal a funny joke, and retell it and it sucks, it is likely my fault.

      Which reminds me of a joke I heard as a kid:

      A young guy walks into a Comedian convention, and there is a guy on stage. He listens to the guy for a minute, "Three" and the crowd laughs hysterically. "Twenty Seven", and the crowd laughs even harder. He asks on of the other attendees what's so funny.

      The other attendee says "We've heard all the jokes before, so instead of telling jokes, we have numbered them. #Three was really funny"

      The young guy thinks "I can do that too!" and asks for a turn on stage. He gets up and says "Ten". nobody laughs. "Fifteen". Still nobody laughs and a few people get up and start to leave.

      The young guy leaves the stage and asks "What did I do wrong", and the Attendee says "It was your delivery, it sucked"

      The moral is, all jokes are recycled. It isn't necessarily the joke that is funny, but context and in the telling that makes it funny.

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    3. Re:Career step to having your jokes retweeted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So everyone does it but if you do it you're a parasite? /confused

    4. Re:Career step to having your jokes retweeted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I repeat a Rodney Dangerfield line, I'd adjust my collar and do an impression. Like this...

      "My daughter, oh, oh, she's like FedEx, when she goes to a boy's house she absolutely has to be there overnight".

      People at the party always knew where the joke came from, and it may remind them that they like Rodney, it was "word of mouth" advertising.

      On social media, that connection is lost, someone uses someone else's material to monetize their site, and Rodney Dangerfield gets a job driving a bus.

      Good for the people on that bus route, not so much for everyone else.

      Insert your own artist/comedian/musician that did some great work later in their career.

      Mozart gets the flu and dies, and Salieri gets the Grammy. We never get Beethoven's Ninth.

    5. Re:Career step to having your jokes retweeted by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Hasn't comedy *always* been the domain of people stealing jokes

      It was a running gag on the old Milton Berle shows that he'd steal anything funny a guest said.

    6. Re:Career step to having your jokes retweeted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I came here to say this, essentially.

      It's like the old adage that nothing original has been written since the ancient Greeks - and even they stole all their material.

      Comedy is the same. There's really nothing new. Sure, the wording may change a bit, or it might be about a Banker instead of a Baker, but it's essentially the same content. It reminds me of this South Park episode: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simpsons_Already_Did_It

      The joke is that these people are being taken seriously and that we're talking about copyright enforcement on 140 character messages.

      Stop the world - I want to get off.

    7. Re:Career step to having your jokes retweeted by johnlocks · · Score: 1

      Most of the time when you hear more than one comic tell the same joke its a case of convergent evolution. Only the scummiest of comics actively steal other's jokes and they tend to get ostracized for it.

    8. Re:Career step to having your jokes retweeted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The joke is that these people are being taken seriously and that we're talking about copyright enforcement on 140 character messages.

      Actually, the joke is the submission itself, and if you actually read Bennett's blog post then the joke's doubly on you.

  23. Bennett Post Blocking Script by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:Bennett Post Blocking Script by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It can't be that good, or you would be using it, and then not know to post this.

  24. An algorithm to stop B.H. by mishehu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seriously, Slashdot should look into the development of such a system...

  25. I can't wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...until Hitler hears about this algorithm...

    1. Re:I can't wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, Hitler's dog didn't have a nose.

    2. Re:I can't wait... by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      How did he smell?

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    3. Re:I can't wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AWFUL!!!

    4. Re:I can't wait... by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      You know, Hitler's dog didn't have a nose.

      Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

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  26. Scalable? by byornski · · Score: 1

    If a user recognizes a joke as a re-worded version of someone else's tweet, they can flag it as a "duplicate", with a link to the earlier tweet that they think is similar. (Flagging it as intentional "plagiarism" would be a bit harsh, since it's quite common for multiple comedians to come up with the same joke.)

    So we're expecting one sample of 1000 people to overlap with another sample of 1000 people AND that they will read and remember enough of the jokes to mark it as plagarism? If that's not what is assumed then one could still surely still game the system and harvest jokes that (effectively) nobody has seen by making multiple accounts and stealing all the best jokes that only 1000 people see....

    1. Re:Scalable? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      No, not even close.

      You are picking random samples of 1000, filtering through them, and then broadcasting to the whole group, and iterating. So you are not assuming overlap between the filter groups, you are assuming the filter group is representative of the people who saw the output of the last filter group.

      Also they are marking similarity not just plagerism, and when they do, going through a metafilter process to judge the similarity.

      Aside from the fact that I don't give two shits about joke reuse (or the viability of comedy as a profession), the concept seems pretty sound in every way but one...the metafilter relies on users finding the duplicate joke and linking them..... and I don't believe you will find large enough samples of people willing to put in that much effort.

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      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    2. Re:Scalable? by Hussman32 · · Score: 1

      Why have a top-down metafilter? Maybe 1% of Twitter users fancy themselves as comics, why not write a script where the user decides to check for plagiarism by searching for their tweet keywords/key phrases, and provide a method to protest if they've had one stolen. Much more elegant; only those who are wronged are using the resources needed to catch the joke thieves.

      Look at that Bennett, a better solution using 1/100th of the space. Call me Bizarro Bennett.

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      "Who are you?" "No one of consequence." "I must know." "Get used to disappointment."
  27. Ralph Nader on Humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in the '70s, it commonly believed that the least funny person in the entire world (which admittedly only had about 3 billion ppl back then) was consumer advocate Ralph Nader.

    (Saturday Night Live responded by inviting Ralph to guest host one of their shows).

    After skimming TFS, I think we have a candidate for the world's least funny person in 2015.

  28. As Usual by Sarten-X · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yet again, Bennett Haselton inspires us with a short-sighted solution, having never considered whether his system will actually work.

    1. If a user recognizes a joke as a re-worded version of someone else's tweet, they can flag it as a "duplicate", with a link to the earlier tweet that they think is similar.

    Right there in step 1 is the problem. By requiring a link to a sentence someone read months ago, the burden on the user is raised unacceptably. Users won't bother policing when it's difficult, unless the case is severe enough to stir up an outrage - which would already result in more damage than just flagging a user's tweets.

    Of course, the potential for abuse is also high. Changing a single word can parody an original post, yet changing a different single word may not avoid plagiarizing. An automated algorithm won't likely be able to tell the difference, so it will fall to manual effort to identify which flagged duplicates are actually malicious. In context, even an identical phrase may be making a very different statement, so taking the tweet out of context for manual review makes false positives very likely.

    Shakespeare plagiarized. Plato plagiarized. Tom Lehrer penned many verses praising plagiarism. The bottom line is that plagiarism goes hand-in-hand with creation, and it should always be evaluated only in the entire context of both works - the plagiarizing and the plagiarized. What is being said is often not what's being written.

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    1. Re:As Usual by bennetthaselton · · Score: 1

      Right there in step 1 is the problem. By requiring a link to a sentence someone read months ago, the burden on the user is raised unacceptably. Users won't bother policing when it's difficult, unless the case is severe enough to stir up an outrage - which would already result in more damage than just flagging a user's tweets.

      Well yes, that's correct, if nobody ever notices the duplication, then the plagiarizer won't get caught. But that's not a flaw in the algorithm because I think that's an unsolvable problem -- if nobody ever notices the similar jokes, there's nothing anyone can do. What my algorithm ensures is that if just one person notices the plagiarized joke, then at least it will get flagged (and after it's flagged, the random-sample-vote determines whether it really is a duplicate). If the original joke-writer and the joke-duplicator have non-trivial-sized audiences, then that increases the chances that at least one person will notice.

      Of course, the potential for abuse is also high. Changing a single word can parody an original post, yet changing a different single word may not avoid plagiarizing.

      Yes that's a good point, the system doesn't take into account the idea of making a small change for the purposes of parody. (For example, when "On the Internet, nobody knows your a dog" got changed to, "On the Internet, nobody knows your a god -- Jerry Garcia.")

      So, here's a proposed change: If a user flags your joke as a "duplicate" of an earlier joke, and you don't agree, you should have the opportunity to respond with a "rebuttal" and explain, "No, this alters the original and adds such-and-such which makes it into a new joke." To avoid ruining your joke by having to explain it, that "rebuttal" would not, by default, be displayed alongside your original joke (to your Twitter followers or wherever else people view the original). But, if the "flagger" does not agree with your rebuttal, and it gets pushed to a random-sample-vote anyway, then your rebuttal is displayed alongside the original, and the voters can take it into account when deciding if you really created a new joke or not. (My Jerry Garcia example isn't a very good one, because most voters would figure out that that's a genuinely new joke, even without having to read a "rebuttal". But there may be other examples where the difference is subtle enough that it has to be spelled out explicitly.)

      Do you think that would take care of that problem? If not, why not?

      An automated algorithm won't likely be able to tell the difference, so it will fall to manual effort to identify which flagged duplicates are actually malicious.

      True, but no part of my proposal involves an automated algorithm anyway.

      Shakespeare plagiarized. Plato plagiarized. Tom Lehrer penned many verses praising plagiarism. The bottom line is that plagiarism goes hand-in-hand with creation, and it should always be evaluated only in the entire context of both works - the plagiarizing and the plagiarized. What is being said is often not what's being written.

      All true, but also involved authors adding new creative elements, to the point where nobody seriously disputes that they deserve credit for the resulting work. I'm talking about taking care of low-hanging fruit where someone just steals another person's 140-character joke and pretends they made it up.

  29. Milton Berle's Ghost has quit Twitter by swschrad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Rodney Dangerfield's ghost is now doing telemarketing.

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    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  30. EVEN BETTER by idbeholda · · Score: 1

    Use enough discretion to determine when a joke is original, and when it's not. Then ignore accordingly.

    1. Re:EVEN BETTER by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Recipe for evading charges of joke plagiarization: change the priest, the rabbi, and the gay guy to random strings of characters containing at least one each of capital letters, small letters, numerals, and punctuation signs.
      For example, "A 6Yuiosd*g, a gjk9%er22, and a ((twlCVS9 walk into a bar..."

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  31. Dice didn't get a good offer for Slashdot by turp182 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have to assume this entire story occurred because Slashdot hasn't been sold from Dice.

    I made an attempt to start a conversation about the community purchasing the site, but it languished in the Firehose (it got the right color, and fast, but not the posting):
    http://slashdot.org/submission...

    Either Dice is compensating Bennet for inane commentary, or Bennet is paying Dice to have a platform from which to speak, inanely.

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    1. Re:Dice didn't get a good offer for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is his identity even verified on here? How easy would it be to start submitting your own stories under Bennet.Hazelton@gmail.com, and just see if it gets accepted?

  32. Oh god damnit by ttucker · · Score: 2

    "Read on for Bennett's take on how such a system could work."

    Yuck.

  33. Imgur, 9gag, Lolcats by Trihalo42 · · Score: 0

    Doesn't all this effort to prevent people plagiarizing jokes set a legal precedent for people reposting images without full credit to the owner, as we see on sites like imgur, 9gag, lolcats, and "I can has cheezeburger" in general? Will all memes require a lengthy set of movie style credits? How would this affect "reposts"?

  34. This article is a reslash.. by Rick+in+China · · Score: 1

    The real article starts something like,
    "The Slashdot world crucified Bennet "Disconnected from Reality" Haselton for building his career on writing nonsense about other people's unimportant situations expecting attribution."

  35. This would reward Joke Thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This would reward Joke thieves

    Or at least the ones who stole their jokes from somewhere other than Twitter. Say I tell a joke my comedy routine. Some other guy then steals my joke and puts it on twitter. Then later, I post it on twitter. Now my joke gets credited to him. Unless I make twitter my primary platform, this makes the situation worse.

    1. Re:This would reward Joke Thieves by bennetthaselton · · Score: 1

      You could add a feature to flag a joke as a duplicate of content that's hosted somewhere else, and provide the link.

      The problem is that because the content is hosted somewhere other than Twitter, someone could create the content on a third-party site, back-date it to look like it was published before the tweet, and then claim that the tweet was a ripoff of their joke.

  36. Total Waste of Time by Afty0r · · Score: 1

    Fails to account for the fact that no-one will "flag as duplicate" because it requires effort - pretty significant effort actually - and there's no reward.

    The only "joke" here is that this total waste of time post made it onto Slashdot and wasted my time. I'm not laughing though.

    1. Re:Total Waste of Time by bennetthaselton · · Score: 1

      Well quite a few people "flagged" the Fat Jew, despite their actions requiring much more manual effort than I'm proposing here.

      And quite a few people post ratings on product sites and participate in peer ratings systems in other ways, without any direct compensation. Heck you didn't get anything for posting this comment but you did it anyway.

  37. Bennett, go away. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bennett.

    Your commentary is not "stuff that matters". The community at large is not interested in the problems you investigate or the solutions you present. This is not opinion -- this is a fact supported by the vocal and snide comments your posts receive.

    I am perplexed. I do not understand why your commentary is posted within a Slashdot "news article" itself and not posted on your own blog. Why are you given a position that allows your news to be posted here, instead of merely linked from a blog, like so much other commentary?

    Are you employed by Slashdot? Are you employed by a company that has a parental or sibling relationship with Dice? Are you being compensated (or compensating someone yourself) to post your content here?

  38. why does ./ post this crap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i only have a passing awareness of who Bennett is and that's enough to know he's a inane cockwomble.

    go away Bennett. we don't care what you think.

    1. Re:why does ./ post this crap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fairly obvious there is some payola involved - and not just by Bennett.
      Whenever Google glass (or now, their self driving car) gets a news article, /. dutifully posts it - despite there being dozens of competitors doing the same thing that never get mentioned. Whenever apple releases a new product, it's daily articles for a month (on top of the weekly bash Microsoft post).
      Anything with the word "bitcoin" or "Snowden" was/is guaranteed a story (not necessarily a bad thing).
      There is a weekly AGW/climate change article that blames western civilization while absolving everyone else.
      The list goes on and on.
      Bennett is just the most obvious in a long line of paid advertisements to get blog traffic that masquerades as /. content.

      Either the editors are complete single-minded tunnel-visioning fools, or money is changing hands. The is no room for another option.

    2. Re:why does ./ post this crap? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      cockwomble

      You win internet word of the day.

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    3. Re:why does ./ post this crap? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      cockwomble

      You win internet word of the day.

      http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files...

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  39. I think that Bennett Haselton is a brilliant guy by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 1

    Not really. Actually, I haven't ever heard about this guy before today.

    I just wanted to feel special for a moment. Because there is not even a single comment (out of 58) showing any kind of appreciation for that guy!!

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    Custom Solvers 2.0 = Alvaro Carballo Garcia = varocarbas.
  40. Duplicate of Bennet on Digg, Bennet on petitions, by raymorris · · Score: 1, Informative

    Flagged as a duplicate of Bennett's thoughts on Digg, which is a duplicate of Bennett's thoughts on petitions.

    Rated -1, lame and unoriginal.

  41. Great idea by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

    I propose we call these categories "hashtags", and we can use a special character, like say the pound sign to designate that a tweet is intended for that category.

    When the subset of users interested in moderating this category approve the worthiness of a tweet, they can signal their approval by forwarding it on to all of their followers. We could call this a "retweet". The cool thing about this idea is that not everyone's sense of humor matches up, so individual users can perhaps set themselves up somehow to only receive retweets from people who tend to retweet content they like. They could perhaps even then "retweet" that good content to their followers. Thus the best content would get spread much more widely, with perhaps the same exponential growth one sees in diseases.

    A good way to "tag" this joke as a dup might be to use some kind of new feature to look for old tweets with identical content. Let's call that a "search". Then we can "flag" it by "retweeting" only the earliest version of the tweet to our users. Unless the new version has some new contributions that make it superior.

    What an amazing insight! Well worth slogging through 16 paragraphs for .

  42. Curious by xenotransplant · · Score: 1

    Has B.H. ever responded to these allegations of being a boring choad or does he revel in his choadliness in complete silence?

  43. Joke? by WallyL · · Score: 1

    Is this a joke? Can I repeat it?

  44. Doesn't scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, if 1 crap joke is submitted, it wastes 1,000 people's time. But there's way more jokes on Twitter everyday. Even having to review 100 tweets a day is going to be a hassle, especially if you have to go find the original source.

  45. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares where jokes come from? Some time ago, I posted one on line. The response came back that I had 'stolen' that joke from some guy named Jackie the Jokeman. Except that the joke I had posted originated during WWII, which predates Jackie somewhat.

    It's getting to be like patent law. If you can grab something that is in the public domain and label it as yours, there's money (or an on-line reputation) to be had. But who fucking cares? It's not like these jokes are going to enrich our culture or promote the progress of science and the arts. And if someone claims that I am wrong and that they indeed do, then why is this function relegated to the likes of Twitter? There shouuld be a branch of the Library of Congress and funding for a research department to determine the provenance of jokes.

  46. We need... by Toshito · · Score: 1

    ...an algorithm to stop Bennett drivel.

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  47. A Real Problem for Social Networks (I am a comic) by johnlocks · · Score: 1

    I know slashdot views everything on social networks as trivial but social networks need content creators like comics to function. New content keeps people tuned in and checking for updates. Content creators post content for self promotion. Comics do it to raise their profile and get people to physical shows. If someone can just plagiarize it and not attribute it to the comic to the point where they drown you out this defeats the whole reason they post it. I'm a no-name comic (and a software developer) but even I had a joke stolen by some aggregator, He got like 10k+ likes on it (it was about the crash of a truck full of ramen noodles). Of course I had less than 100 on my post because he had a bigger following. But if he had just shared my post instead of pretending to take credit for it I could have used those likes and publicity to get a couple dozen more people at one of my shows and we'd all be happy. It makes me not want to bother posting my jokes. Now I'm not important but if more famous people feel the same way or it becomes a trend then it is a problem for a social network's business.

  48. "Fat Jew", huh? Windows 10 to the rescue! by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

    Windows 10's "telemetry" will send everything you type to Microsoft-controlled servers. Jim Stone speculates that "the tribe" is using this as a method to obtain everything everyone writes, to use for their purposes.

    To now see a story about a "Fat Jew" who is stealing other people's jokes -- he could have saved a lot of his time and effort if he just subscribed to Microsoft's offering to the tribe.

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    I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
  49. Two plagiarists walk into a bar... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    ...One plagiarist orders a "Pink Mary". The second plagiarist says, "I too will have a Pink Mary". The first plagiarist then asks for Saltine crackers. "I too will have Saltine crackers", says the second plagiarist.

    The first plagiarist turns to the second plagiarist in disgust and asks, "Why do you keep copying me?"

    "Well, because I injured my foot, and [punchline censored by plagiarism software]

  50. What is worse: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Useless phrases like "content creators" and "evil-doers" or a BH post?

  51. Re:I think that Bennett Haselton is a brilliant gu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He may very well be brilliant.

    However, there is a large amount of animosity directed to him here on Slashdot. The main reason is because his posts are allowed to be posted INSIDE a Slashdot item itself, instead of on his own personal blog. This suggests that for some reason, the Slashdot editors value his commentary above most of the other stories posted here. The community cannot figure out why that is the case, because this commentary is perceived as neither "news for nerds" nor "stuff that matters".

    Some community members also don't like his writing style (too wordy?). Some community members don't like the topics he decides to discuss (non-problems). Some community members don't like the solutions he describes (already solved in more simplistic ways or deeply flawed solutions). Some community members don't like his (perceived) arrogance or inability to parse constructive criticism of his commentary.

    But overall, he is a target because he is being given special treatment, and I'm not aware of any clear statement from the Slashdot staff about why he is being given special treatment. (He won a court case that basically allows people to view porn in public libraries, but I don't see why that makes him special.) Personally I'd have no problem with Slashdot linking to his content through a frontpage item so long as it passed through the same editorial / upvoting process as any other story submitted through the firehose. ("same process as any other story" except Dice.com and itworld.com content, of course.)

  52. Re:A Real Problem for Social Networks (I am a comi by Hussman32 · · Score: 1

    It makes me not want to bother posting my jokes. Now I'm not important but if more famous people feel the same way or it becomes a trend then it is a problem for a social network's business.

    If you haven't noticed, working comics generally don't post material they'd want to use because of this issue. Kelly Oxford used to post funny stuff, then she got a job writing comedy, and now her twitter feed is mostly boring.

    Save your jokes for the crowd, you won't know if they work until you say them on stage anyways (speaking from experience).

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  53. Family Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So will this be the end of family guy?

  54. Re:A Real Problem for Social Networks (I am a comi by johnlocks · · Score: 1

    If you already have a following you don't have to self promote that hard. Still though plenty of comics post one liners on twitter and facebook and it gets them followers.

  55. GODDAMMIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please make it stop.

  56. Social media behaves differently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not want a random committee select what jokes I see. I am following someone because I like the jokes he likes. This is how real life works. The problem is not retweeting jokes, the problem is attribution. I a friend sends me a joke I would be annoyed had he added a note about where he got it from. I do not care where it is from, I do not care who invented it.

    if someone makes a living from tweeting jokes, then attribution can be a problem. Actually making a living from tweeting jokes is a problem.

  57. Re:I think that Bennett Haselton is a brilliant gu by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Not really. Actually, I haven't ever heard about this guy before today. I just wanted to feel special for a moment. Because there is not even a single comment (out of 58) showing any kind of appreciation for that guy!!

    Unfortunately that's "special" as in "special needs".

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  58. Re:I think that Bennett Haselton is a brilliant gu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, you're new to Slashdot, then? Rest assured that very soon you'll have heard too much from him too.

  59. HTH can one or even two liner jokes be copyrighted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's is no real expression of an idea to them at all. Perhaps a collection of jokes organized in a certain way, but individual one or two liners? that's utterly ridiculous!

    Not giving attribution where known may not be highly regarded ethically, but that is ALL.

  60. Re:I think that Bennett Haselton is a brilliant gu by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 1

    Thanks for sharing all this information

    I have been participating (= reading/writing comments) in Slashdot during just a few months, but am starting to like the overall attitude here quite a lot. It was just an innocent joke highlighting something curious (first time I have seen a so unanimous behaviour against something/someone); although I never doubted that there might be quite good reasons for it.

    After quickly skimming through this article and even before reading the comments, my opinion was: too lengthy, unnecessarily detailed and describing something which is not news (tons of filtering algorithms are built every second). Additionally, the target behaviour (plagiarism of jokes) didn't seem particularly interesting.

    My opinion about this guy continues being the same: I don’t know him and that's why cannot have a valid opinion; although I have certainly got a pretty bad first impression.

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  61. Re:I think that Bennett Haselton is a brilliant gu by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 1

    It was a joke, apparently a bit too difficult for you. Sorry for not having written a simple enough set of ideas suitable for readers of any "background". Please, feel free to ask me anything you need to know; also I will try to avoid complex ideas/humour and use as simple words/concepts as I can.

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  62. Re:I think that Bennett Haselton is a brilliant gu by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 1

    Yes. As commented above, I am quite new in the comments section, but am liking what I have seen so far pretty much (there are always some exceptions; like the special guy above. I mean... I want to help everyone, but sometimes feel like getting a bit more relaxed and using humour without having to explain every single bit; currently living in a remote area where finding people properly understanding anything is quite difficult).

    The AC two comments above has written a quite good summary about the Haselton issue; and all the ideas on this front are quite clear already. I certainly look forward to continue participating in this community.

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    Custom Solvers 2.0 = Alvaro Carballo Garcia = varocarbas.
  63. Copyright insults, not software by iMactheKnife · · Score: 1

    Why not copyright original insults. They can be directed to a subset of the offended group for rating, and then follow Hasselton's scheme. Any AC insults from this site that are passed on without retribution would be sent to Hasselton directly. Then he can repost them as Hassetons, a class of stolen insults.

  64. in this spirit by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    I hereby patent the joke, i.e. a textual utterance or written work which involves one or more persons or animals or other objects which are portrayed in certain circumstances as indulging in behavior and/or speech which is intended to evoke a response of humor in the listener or reader. I have my lawyers ready to police this aggressively.

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  65. Not again by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    "The comedy world crucified Josh "Fat Jew" Ostrovsky for building his career on re-tweeting other people's jokes without attribution."
    ironically, that's the actual true story of what happened to Jesus.

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    Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.