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Chinese Tech Companies Hire 'Cheerleaders' To Motivate Programmers

HughPickens.com writes: Lauren O'Neil writes at CBC News that internet companies "across China" are hiring "pretty, talented girls that help create a fun work environment." Dubbed "programming cheerleaders," these young women serve to chit-chat, play Ping-Pong with employees as part of their role, and sometimes smile and clap for male employees who play guitar in the office, as indicated by photos posted to the news service's verified "Trending in China" Facebook page. "According to the HR manager of an Internet company that hired three such cheerleaders, its programmers are mostly male and terrible at socializing," reads China.org.cn's Facebook post. "The presence of these girls have greatly improved their job efficiency and motivation."

However people from all over the world have weighed in to decry the reported role. "This is degrading — both to the 'cheerleaders' and the programmers," wrote one commenter on the original post. "Look at the face of the poor woman programmer in the second picture. Stereotypical 'bro' culture only now with Chinese subtitles." Others suggest that the company pictured should simply hire more female programmers. "What a ridiculous job, why reduce women to only be valued by their looks and to assist males. Let them have a job at the desk using their minds!" wrote one woman.

371 comments

  1. I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In all seriousness though, how does such a massive distraction *not* interfere with a job where you have to, you know, focus?

    (...not that I'd complain or anything, but seriously...)

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    1. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      At least you get the people to show up in the office, distractions be damned making people excited to come in the morning without a never ending case of the Mondays seems like progress :)

    2. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When yo team leader posits that "meet 3 milestones and we all get lap dances from the cheerleaders after lunch on Friday."

    3. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think it's a cultural thing, but I'm largely talking out of my ass.

      In Asian cultures (from my limited exposure from TV and the like) there seems to be a much higher prevalence of this "curated enthusiasm" as well as the accompanying "hostess" type things where the perky young girls are there to keep the enthusiasm up.

      From the Japanese tendency to have that morning "let's all go" thing, to the hostesses in Karaoke bars it's there but I've never grokked it.

      This would seriously annoy the hell out of me, but my threshold for perky and enthusiastic is pretty much nil.

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    4. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by imatter · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness though, how does such a massive distraction *not* interfere with a job where you have to, you know, focus?

      The term is muse.

    5. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by thedonger · · Score: 4, Funny

      I prefer Krusty the Clown's Chinese factory motivational sayings via loudspeaker: "Laziness is counter-revolutionary. Questions are decadent! Fast hands mean less whipping."

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    6. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by jandrese · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Given the innate natural tendency for men to want to try to show off in front of attractive women, this seems like it could actually work. They can harness the instinct to motivate programmers to pound out code. It is devious, but a little dangerous since it can lead to competition instead of cooperation between the programmers. The women have to walk a fine line between appearing interested but not too interested in any one guy to avoid anger and jealousy. They're playing with fire here.

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    7. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Given the innate natural tendency for men to want to try to show off in front of attractive women, this seems like it could actually work.

      Given the historical amounts of epic stupidity committed in the name of men showing off for women ... you really don't want this as part of your corporate culture.

      The women have to walk a fine line between appearing interested but not too interested in any one guy to avoid anger and jealousy.

      No, pretty much the point at which this can happen is why this was a failure from the get to.

      If the guys are showing off, and honestly believe they're going to have some sexual contact as part of this ... you're really only going to get the worst forms of stupidity and harassment.

      This just screams "huge problems waiting to happen".

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    8. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Kjella · · Score: 2

      In all seriousness though, how does such a massive distraction *not* interfere with a job where you have to, you know, focus?

      I'm guessing that the amount of attention and cozy attitude you get is highly related to your job performance. I think roughly 99% of all clothes store selling clothes to men employ attractive women, if they tell you it looks great on you we're affected even though they probably say that about everything to everybody some part of your brain wants to think "a hot girl thinks I'm sexy in this". If they can make that a (sub-?)conscious competition you know that males will go to great lengths to impress a girl. They probably need to tune it right to make you churn out work rather than daydream all day, but I don't have any doubt it could work.

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    9. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It does interfere. Otherwise they wouldn't hire the girls.

      It's quite well founded in science that work performance increases in these kind of situations. And goes way down with porn filters etc.

      Workplaces without distractions does not perform well. This has been known for thousands of years. I don't understand how the misconception that bored people someway works harder still prevails.

    10. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by MassEnergySpaceTime · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It might work if the girls are there to provide "stress relief". It's kind of like some companies where they bring in some massage therapists to give free massages to employees who want one. That's about the only way I can see this "programmer cheerleader" concept working.

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    11. Re: I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, as Buddy Hackett said back in the seventies: "No toucha you dick, make radio!"

    12. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Iamthecheese · · Score: 5, Informative

      I lived a while in Japan so I get it It's not easy to explain. Japanese, Indonesian, and Philippine culture (I'm sure there are others but I only know this about those three) emphasize... group orientation I guess? The group is more important than its members. To sacrifice for the group is good. Therefore one must be encouraging to others, even at the cost of self-expression. Therefore, in turn, keeping up apparent enthusiasm is vital.

      In Japan the above coupled with the importance of one's company (the loyalty owed) means a non-workplace is needed to hash out personal problems. You can't ever show you're unhappy at work, but you need a place to bring up real problems so you have to go. After all someone else may have a bone to pick with you. So you all go to the karaoke bar, drink a little, and whatever comes out there doesn't have to interfere with work. Steam gets released and you can return to work with a better mutual understanding and hopefully less stress.

      In the Philippines and Indonesia (and Italy?) laughing is often used to show displeasure. The root of humor is a disconnect between what one is supposed to perceive and what one does perceive. They laugh to say "I'm supposed to be feeling good about you but that's different from what I feel". But you always smile and laugh together because it means you're still socially connected. To stop laughing is to declare you're refusing future discourse: diplomacy has failed.

      So in a lot of places a lot of laughing means something completely different from, "ha ha that was funny" and a smile means something different from "I'm happy". To bring in a cheerleader is to support employees by helping them pretend and break up the tension behind the smiles.

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    13. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by cayenne8 · · Score: 2
      Hey, I'm thinking "The Chinese got it RIGHT once again..."

      No wonder they're kicking our ass here in the US.

      :)

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    14. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      This just screams "huge problems waiting to happen".

      Yeah, but the Chinese policy of "Pay for your own bullet" kinda keeps things in check.

      :P

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    15. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      Plus most programmers in the US could use practice in chatting socially with pretty young women.

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    16. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by TWX · · Score: 1

      At least you get the people to show up in the office, distractions be damned making people excited to come in the morning without a never ending case of the Mondays seems like progress :)

      ...until those deadlines are fast-approaching and playing grabass with the hired flirts has left the worker with 240 hours of work to do over the next two weeks to get the project done...

      What I want in a workplace is one that provides a concise framework for what they want, gives me the latitude to use my discretion to meet the need, and where the supervisor is supportive and actually tries to get the resources that I ask for. I also want the supervisor to help steer me back in the direction that I need to go in if I get off-track for too long, so that I remain productive, and to run interference with upper management so that I can work instead of having to answer questions all of the time.

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    17. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by ananamouse · · Score: 2

      As far as being a deliberate distraction the cheerleaders could not possibly be more destructive to cognitive work than the 'open cube' crap our corporate pointy haired overlords swallowed hook line and sinker.

    18. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself. I hate open-plan workspaces with a passion, but that's because I don't want to spend my whole day surrounded by a bunch of dude-bros yapping about stupid shit, or worse, a bunch of asshole (male) managers spouting manager-speak. I'd rather just hide in my cube. This idea from China sounds great to me; I don't get nearly enough contact with women in my life anyway, especially not pretty ones, so this would make me actually want to go to work and socialize some for a change.

    19. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by peter303 · · Score: 1

      Probably only during mandatory breaks. They wouldnt be in the terminal rooms.

      When I lived in China we had mandatory exercise breaks in the AM and PM. They played the same goofy semi-military exercise music for decades. Some people would do their jumping jacks. And others take a smoke.

    20. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Given the historical amounts of epic stupidity committed in the name of men showing off for women ... you really don't want this as part of your corporate culture.

      Everything from fire to the internet is mostly about men showing off for women in a fashion. Even feminists know this. "If civilization had been left in female hands, we'd still be living in grass huts", said feminist Camille Paglia.

    21. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      They appear briefly when a job begins, then reappear at the end of the job for a longer time, only if the job is completed satisfactorily?

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    22. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ...or "Work Will Set You Free" ? =p

    23. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Post AC because offc I am.

      I would love this. This would be highly motivating to me. It's ironic that they are more free in China in this way.

    24. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by cfalcon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > Given the historical amounts of epic stupidity committed in the name of men showing off for women

      Did you misspell "society"? Or are you just trashing macho guys because it's safe? Men's motivation to impress women has been responsible for far many great things than derp moments. In fact, you'd be cherry picking to find cases where men trying to impress women has ended badly. You'd be cherry picking so hard you didn't include a single example, that's how hard them cherries are to find.

    25. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting AC because offc I am.

      I'd love it if my crunch time had pretty girls around. Crunch time pretty much kills my ability to go out that night, so that would mean I'd see a pretty girl that day that isn't pixels. I wonder if this could be done in the US like, at all. Would be fantastic.

    26. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      I would love this. This would be highly motivating to me. It's ironic that they are more free in China in this way.

      I hear ya.

      Heck, if they did this, combined with say, a beer machine or just a simple keg....I'd come to work early, stay late, and hell, would be just fine if I had a hangover to come in, as that hair of the dog and cheerleaders would be there!!

      The ideal work environment!!

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    27. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      ...making people excited to come in the morning without a never ending case of the Mondays...

      Did you just say case of the mondays?

    28. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      They can harness the instinct to motivate programmers to pound out code.

      I think those particular programmers would want to pound something else than code. Know what I mean? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge?

    29. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 2

      Good thing civilization advanced past grass huts because with the number of vegetarians and vegans we have today, we'd all be homeless.

    30. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I expect a lot of Tech workers will want to emigrate there for the better working conditions.

    31. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I think it's just a stupid gimmik, no more than that. My GF is Chinese and she said it seemed weird to her too.

      Keep in mind there are a billion Chinese people in China. It's easy to find some silly stories and post them as if it's some kind of serious thing. Like the "unicorn cave" in North Korea (which was actually a serious archialogical find based on Korean mythology, the mythical creature in question not even being a unicorn) or the "poodle sheep" thing in Japan (it was a joke a western journalist overheard and decided must be a serious issue).

      My best guess is that some idiot manager has seen western tech companies providing ping pong tables and decided he would one-up them, but keeping his guys working instead of playing games. Genius, right?

      Also, like India and Pakistan, there are a lot of female programmers in China too.

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    32. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Solandri · · Score: 2

      I lived a while in Japan so I get it It's not easy to explain. Japanese, Indonesian, and Philippine culture (I'm sure there are others but I only know this about those three) emphasize... group orientation I guess? The group is more important than its members. To sacrifice for the group is good. Therefore one must be encouraging to others, even at the cost of self-expression. Therefore, in turn, keeping up apparent enthusiasm is vital.

      That's Confucianism in a nutshell. The welfare of your group (be it family, clique, gang, school, company, city, province, or country) is more important than any individual's welfare. Once you grok that, a lot of Asian culture starts to make sense.

      The concept is not alien to the West: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.

    33. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness though, how does such a massive distraction *not* interfere with a job where you have to, you know, focus?

      Odds are, that woman programmer in the picture is massively thankful for the cheerleader distracting the easily distracted.

      As to the "decrying" this "degrading" development, I'd have to say it's outrageous how people want to stick their noses in other people's business, it's degrading to treat everyone else as monsters that "us morally righteous" have a need and duty and authority to keep from offending us. At least cheerleaders don't have a monstrously boring job that ought to be done by a robot but you're cheaper for now, nor are they disposable cogs in the machine to be screwed over and replaced at earliest (in)convenience.

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    34. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the historical amounts of epic stupidity committed in the name of men showing off for women ...

      In addition to, arguably, the construction of most of our modern technological civilization.

    35. Re: I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a male? Loneliness is certainly a distraction. I'm retired now, but when I worked at Microsoft, the admins were not a distraction. Talking to them was the only time most of my coworkers and me ever interacted with a female. There just aren't that many women in the area. It's been 18 years since I met someone here that it was appropriate to ask out. She said no, and I still have never been on a date.

    36. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wait, how about if you got all that...

      plus cheerleaders?

    37. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Not for....The Decider!

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    38. Re: I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because being lonely a and never getting to interact with the opposite sex doesn't take from your focus?

    39. Re: I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Change cheerleaders to fluffers and we might be on to something.

    40. Re: I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Riiiight.
      Muse is a word that means "to think" not get a boner. I think you were looking for inspire? Amuse?

    41. Re: I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you cite something so old it never gets reported because it's not news. I guess there are tons of books but mostly fiction.
      You can look up street fights on YouTube all day and see this happens a lot for real.
      Oh I know, remember Jerry Springer? Dudes fighting over nasty trailer rats all the time on that "talk" show.

    42. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a massive distraction *not* interfere with a job where you have to, you know, focus?

      Uhh, abject loneliness is a pretty damn big distraction. Speaking from personal experience and from experience managing a few dozen developers, feeling like you're missing out on life doesn't help your focus.

      There just aren't any single women around here. I'm head of my condo association board and have been for eight years, and there are no single women in any of our almost two hundred units. Only three units are owned by women, and two of them are lesbians and the other a married Indian woman whose husband is still in India.

    43. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      but my threshold for perky and enthusiastic is pretty much nil.

      That's true, your general mood seems to be something like, "outraged and I like being outraged!!"

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    44. Re: I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by uniquegeek · · Score: 1

      And that's your employer's responsibility?

    45. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Haven't most wars started this way?

      Her: Oooh, what a huge bomb you have.
      Him: Ya baby, I'll show you what it can do.

    46. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      What science? I'd like to see the paper that says filtering out porn reduces productivity. Probably from the esteemed research journal, Harvard Lampoon.

    47. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed that China wasn't mentioned... seems fitting, because unlike a lot of the other Asian cultures that seem to be more about politeness, submissiveness, selflessness, etc. China really seems to have a mentality of "every man for himself" or "screw, or be screwed". I mean that as an observation, not as an indictment of China...

    48. Re: I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Muses are people whose role is to inspire. But thanks for playing...

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    49. Re: I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mainland china isnt chinese. its a new culture created by mao and his wife.

    50. Re: I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When your employer requires you to work "hundreds," I think it becomes at least partially their responsibility. That's startup slang (at least locally here) for 16 hours Mon-Thu and 12 hours Fri-Sun. I've worked for three startups in a row here in Seattle that required that for months at a time. Two of them were in a regulated environment so there were always hard deadlines set by the government.

      When you have to work that much, anything the company can do is nice. My current employer hired baristas, drivers and pays for maid service for our homes so that's nice. We have more money than we can use because we simply can't find more developers to hire.

    51. Re: I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only little douchebags use the term dudebro. Grow up cunt.

    52. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's alien to me, and I'm technically "Asian". Not being able to express your true feelings and treating women like prostitutes is hardly a way to live an existence. Except on this planet apparently.

    53. Re: I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We men wouldn't even have left the trees were it not for the women.

    54. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh. Take off your feminazi glasses. Men enjoy the company of pretty women. The sexual gratification thing is subconscious and is what attracts men to women in the first place, but you don't have to think you're going to have sex with them to simply feel better in their presence.

      As a man, I pretty much can't imagine any situation where I would prefer being surrounded by men instead of having attractive women around, and that doesn't mean I'd try to bang each one of them. It is just way nicer.

    55. Re: I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Oh get real, this is China not Japan!

    56. Re: I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      In what context, in any country, do programmers work together in the first place? All I've ever seen is rivalry, competition, and stack ranking.

    57. Re: I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      I mostly see gay men, middle-aged women, and low-wage Hispanics. Once I tried to get two younger women at a clothing dept to help me pick out date clothes after my divorce, and could barely get the time of day from them.

    58. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      I lived a while in Japan so I get it It's not easy to explain. Japanese, Indonesian, and Philippine culture (I'm sure there are others but I only know this about those three) emphasize... group orientation I guess? The group is more important than its members. To sacrifice for the group is good. Therefore one must be encouraging to others, even at the cost of self-expression. Therefore, in turn, keeping up apparent enthusiasm is vital.

      That's Confucianism in a nutshell. The welfare of your group (be it family, clique, gang, school, company, city, province, or country) is more important than any individual's welfare. Once you grok that, a lot of Asian culture starts to make sense. The concept is not alien to the West: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.

      bit oversimplification https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    59. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus most programmers in the US could use practice in chatting socially with pretty young women.

      every social gathering i go to these days consists of introverted computer type geeks, or similar (big bang theory types) overwhelmingly male, and females from the helping professions; doctor/nurse/shrink/teacher, etc. attracted by the great concentration of socially needy males. this results in reproductive pairings at a reasonably high rate, consistent with its being selected by evolution.

    60. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by bane2571 · · Score: 1

      I once heard about a study (woo third hand knowledge) that said in Schooling, boys tend to do better in co-ed environments and girls do better in all girl environments.
      I don't know if this productivity gain extends to grown men, but there are biological reasons why men would tend to perform better in the presence of women.

      The morality of this is debateable but I expect the results on productivity would be positive. As was mentioned in the summary though, it could alienate the women in the team even more than usual.

    61. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      but my threshold for perky and enthusiastic is pretty much nil.

      That's true, your general mood seems to be something like, "outraged and I like being outraged!!"

      That's the whole point of voluntary internet forums isn't it? Who's going to bother posting about stuff they're just mildly peeved with, or vaguely interested in?

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    62. Re:I knew I shoulda learned to speak Mandarin... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It's quite well founded in science that work performance increases in these kind of situations. And goes way down with porn filters etc.

      I may be unusual, but I have no interest in watching porn in an open plan office with no sexual release available. Porn filters really don't impact on my enjoyment of work, any more than rules about not being allowed to snort cocaine at your desk would.

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  2. Maybe try loosening the dress code? by halivar · · Score: 1

    Camaraderie and a relaxed atmosphere are a perfect fit for tech, which can be especially stressful around crunch-time, what with long hours and whatnot. This, however, strikes me as contrived.

    1. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Move to Colorado. T-shirts, shorts and flip-flops are pretty much standard wear for programmers from Colorado Springs to Denver to Boulder to Fort Collins.

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    2. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by Vyse+of+Arcadia · · Score: 1

      Colorado has been added to my list of places to look for jobs. I was terrified I'd have to start dressing like an adult after graduation.

    3. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Move to Colorado. T-shirts, shorts and flip-flops are pretty much standard wear for programmers from Colorado Springs to Denver to Boulder to Fort Collins.

      Even in winter? Won't you freeze to death bicycling home?

    4. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the shop. Truer for small shops than for the big companies -- the Fortune x00 companies still tend to ban shorts and open-toed shoes, and some only allow T-shirts on Fridays. But the big companies generally pay better to make up for it, and have fewer Death March projects.

      -- Working in IT in the Front Range since 1989.

    5. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      You know what? Learn to dress like an adult anyway.

      Sooner or later the ability to wear grown up clothes, possibly including a tie, and not fidget like some damned 4 year old is an important life skill.

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    6. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open-toed shoes for men should be banned at all workplaces. Feet are gross to look at, men's feet even more so. Ugh.

    7. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by Vyse+of+Arcadia · · Score: 1

      I'm almost 30. I know how to dress like an adult. I own several ties, even a couple bow ties. And you know what? Dressing like an adult sucks. Not having to dress like I'm attending a fucking funeral every day is a pretty great perk.

    8. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's always that weirdo that it's 5 degrees outside, they're bundled up in a coat wearing shorts and flip flops. Hey, if it makes them happy.

    9. Re: Maybe try loosening the dress code? by IMightB · · Score: 1

      I dont know, I spent close to a decade first at a startup in Denver that got bought by McAfee which got bought by reply Intel, got laid off about 2 years ago and I'm not working at a "mature" startup in downtown Denver that runs in the black. Has kegs a microbrew culture and is generally all around awesome. I'm making more and have never been happiest.

    10. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      You know, do it a little more often and it's not so bad as long as you're buying shirts that actually fit.

      On occasion, I've had to wear a shirt and tie for a whole day or even most days.

      It's not my first choice, but it comes in handy to have the ability to do it comfortably. That way if you ever have to be in a wedding (or attend a funeral) you won't look like the idiot who is always yanking at his tie.

      Besides, there are times when even a geek needs to scrub up all purty like to impress. Women like men who can clean up well.

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    11. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      You can if you want. Many people wear sweats/jacket TO work, with those clothes underneath, then take off sweats/jacket when they get to work.

      My kids definitely do walk to school in shorts year round. The schools are hot in the winter, so they'd rather suffer for 5-10 minutes of cold than 6+ hours of heat.

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    12. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      I currently work in a Fortune 500 company in FtC. We have plenty of guys wearing shorts, t-shirts, drinking beer, etc.

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    13. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Highly overrated and overhyped talent you're promoting.
      There's no such thing as "grown up" clothes, only clothes you wear that you want others to wear also.

    14. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you, are the perfect example of why the MBA morons get a free reign everywhere. "He has a tie! Muuuussst obey!"

      Jesus Christ. Any normal human being would consider the adult one he who can accurately judge people for what they are and not what they wear. The latter being exactly the stupid thing fashion-blinded teens do.

    15. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      I own several ties, even a couple bow ties.

      You know, you should add a fez to your collection. Fezzes are cool.

    16. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Ray Ban Wayfarers. The look is then complete!

    17. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by plopez · · Score: 0

      you forgot to mention the droughts, wildfires, floods, hippies, tea baggers, fracking, swarms of tourists, Texans, and afflictions of grasshoppers. I'm getting out ASAP.

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    18. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      And go where? Your cabin in the woods with your guns in upper Montana?

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    19. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      In California, the tie is used for weddings and funerals. This just isn't used much by adults; including tech workers, ranchers, business dealers, etc. You mostly only see ties on financial consultants or bankers, or those who have recently moved from the east coast. You don't even see ties worn Sunday in church anymore. If you wear a tie as regular work attire, even as a 40-something adult, you will stand out as an oddity most places west of the Rockies.

    20. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      On the east coast they have the wierdos who wear the three piece suit even if the city is sweltering in a heat wave.

    21. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't listen to them. Just because they have gone that route and are unfulfilled and trying to convince themselves the path they walked down with their eyes wide open was the right one to take.

      I'm pushing 40, I don't own a tie, I don't own a suit, rarely even bother wearing a t-shirt. I work my own hours, have job satisfaction, work on the things I want to work on, better off financially than most who went "that" other route. Go out on a limb, go your own way. It might just work out. It might not, but fuck it, at least you did it your way

    22. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by plopez · · Score: 1

      Iceland sounds nice.

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    23. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Colorado has been added to my list of places to look for jobs. I was terrified I'd have to start dressing like an adult after graduation.

      The word "manchild" is not a compliment, you know?

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    24. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Big deal, you're just replacing the uniform of suit and tie with the uniform of jeans and a hoody. It is truly pathetic when people think this makes them cool and free-spirited.

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    25. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Anyone who can drink beer and do a tech job is either not drinking properly or not doing their job properly.

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    26. Re:Maybe try loosening the dress code? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I've never seen the hoodie used anywhere I work. There aren't uniforms anymore, even unofficial ones, people just dress how they like and not all alike. Though usually dressed up; only one person wears sweats, a few will have shorts, but most will have clean jeans or khakis, tees or polo or button up shirts. And no one at all ever thinks "cool" or free-spirited, hipsters are in the minority (it being a job and all).

  3. Ping-Pong diplomacy by tomhath · · Score: 2

    The female programmer mentioned in the summary doesn't seem upset at all, just focusing on her work. But the cheerleader playing ping-pong in those high heels is asking for a broken ankle.

    1. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by willworkforbeer · · Score: 4, Funny

      the cheerleader playing ping-pong in those high heels is asking for a broken ankle.

      Dude, the idea is that in heels she will miss every shot... thus having to walk slowly over to the ball, then bend over to carefully pick up said ball.

      Clearly you did not think this all the way through. Bro card suspension: One Week.

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    2. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by unixisc · · Score: 2

      The female programmer mentioned in the summary doesn't seem upset at all, just focusing on her work. But the cheerleader playing ping-pong in those high heels is asking for a broken ankle.

      Shouldn't the female programmer get male cheerleaders, or someone who arouses her so that she's more inspired to go to work every day?

    3. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      Why not just find out what the female programmers want and hire some male cheerleaders for them as well?

      On average, sex is probably a bigger motivator for males than it is for females, but that doesn't mean it can't also work for women or that there isn't some analog that is equally effective.

    4. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      But the cheerleader playing ping-pong in those high heels is asking for a broken ankle.

      Forget synchronized swimming in the next Olympics . . . I'll be watching the women's Strip Ping-Pong!

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    5. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by eam · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, she's the one who suggested hiring the female cheerleaders. With them around her male coworkers aren't doing as much so she has fewer of their mistakes to fix.

    6. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by macson_g · · Score: 2

      She gets a cat. Or three.

    7. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what about the LGBT community? Shouldn't they get something as well?

    8. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by fredrated · · Score: 1

      Possibly not. The Chinese know their table tennis.

    9. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      China recognizes neither same-sex marriage nor civil unions.

    10. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      That and there are fewer of them trying to hump her leg at staff parties....

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    11. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Female minds work differently. Males fight to get the attention of an attractive female. Females try to pick out the most competent male. Thats just Biology. So the Female programmer will be happy to have more productive males around

    12. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      I thought I was pretty good at table tennis, being somewhat competitive at local Shanghai bar games. But I got my ass handed to me time and again by a 1.5 meter tall, 40 kg sales lady who always wore 8cm tall heels. She simply OWNED the table, against anyone who would play her. You'd step up, thinking "she's small, and has heels, no problem!" and a few minutes later you're on the losing end of a 10-2 game, sweating out your last point - and she's barely warmed up.

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    13. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by erapert · · Score: 1

      Rock the boat and lose a comparatively awesome job in the middle of a big recession while surrounded by a billion people who all cut off their left leg to have that job? I think not. I think she's going to be ecstatic and oh-so-very-happy-to-here thank you for the revolution, comrade.

    14. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by trevc · · Score: 1
      Make sure all the cheerleaders are Lesbians?

      Shouldn't the female programmer get male cheerleaders, or someone who arouses her so that she's more inspired to go to work every day?

    15. Re: Ping-Pong diplomacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOLOL you made me laugh so hard with that comment. Thank you. I play table tennis as well, I know the feeling.

    16. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Or a live plant. I had a coworker who got upset when someone gave him a live plant as a white elephant Christmas present because it would compete with him for oxygen. Which the bean counters were threatening to charge everyone because the company was a death spiral from the cuts that the bean counters implemented. So I took the plant home.

    17. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Years ago a girl I knew was trying to do some modelling.

      The lady who ran the agency/taught them some of the model-y stuff was like ... I can run a mile in heels, run up or down stairs, and pretty much do anything in heels ... by the end you will be as well.

      Women who wear heels all the time are totally comfortable in them.

      I am completely not surprised by this.

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    18. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe just ignore her because she's like one chick to dozens of dudes? Worry about that when you have a bunch of female programmers, or a combination of female programmers and enough male programmers that there's statistically speaking at least a gay guy or two in there.

    19. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Breath easy. What you lost in wasn't table tennis. It was some idiotic poser sport pretending to be table tennis.
      Real table tennis is played to 21.

    20. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The female programmer mentioned...

      There's a female programmer? Wow. In twenty-two years in this industry, I haven't worked with a single one. Not a one. This industry is depressing. It's been just over seventeen years since I had a conversation with a girl that wasn't married. In tech hubs, like here in Seattle, there are so few women.

    21. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can call in the party boys from Japan for that. The Chinese might find that ironically satisfying.

    22. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      China recognizes neither same-sex marriage

      With all those people over there, they've only had two?

    23. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      She needs to learn the rolled up newspaper trick.

    24. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It can tend to cause some long term damage I thought to walk that way all the time. In the west women have wised up and won't wear those pumps anymore if they don't have to. Still some higher heels though but that ridiculously tall spiked heel is very outdated outside of the modeling world.

    25. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I have, many many times. It's only recently that the jobs seem much more male dominated. Though there was that time I worked briefly in Finland and the only women on an entire floor of a large building were one admin and one QA, and it really felt out of place to me. Maybe the younger workers don't notice this anymore because they don't remember working back when women were more common in R&D. I mean, I live in "Man Jose" and I still see women in industry.

    26. Re: Ping-Pong diplomacy by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Female programmers are all lesbians anyway, so, no problem.

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    27. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      That's asking a lot. But I'm still campaigning to have the vertical pole added to gymnastics.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    28. Re: Ping-Pong diplomacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked, plants didn't consume oxygen...

    29. Re: Ping-Pong diplomacy by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      In a darkened environment, say at night or the cubicles of a video game company (where this plant incident occurred), plants consume oxygen (see explanation below). If the bean counters started charging for oxygen, you wouldn't want a plant to consume additional oxygen inside your darkened cube. Since the company was in a death spiral, testers started leaving before the bean counters could charge them for oxygen.

      But what happens at night when there is no sunlight which is needed in photosynthesis? Interestingly, in order to maintain their metabolism and continue respiration at night, plants must absorb oxygen from the air and give off carbon dioxide (which is exactly what animals do). Fortunately for all of us oxygen breathers, plants produce approximately ten times more oxygen during the day that what they consume at night.

      http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=2860

    30. Re: Ping-Pong diplomacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, they just say they are so you'll stop pestering them for a date.

    31. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      China recognizes neither same-sex marriage nor civil unions.

      you'd think that would be agreeable with their overpopulation problem.

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    32. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Why not just find out what the female programmers want and hire some male cheerleaders for them as well? On average, sex is probably a bigger motivator for males than it is for females, but that doesn't mean it can't also work for women or that there isn't some analog that is equally effective.

      they could bring in baby cheerleaders for the female programmers or just puppies and kittens for everybody

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    33. Re:Ping-Pong diplomacy by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Why not just find out what the female programmers want and hire some male cheerleaders for them as well? On average, sex is probably a bigger motivator for males than it is for females, but that doesn't mean it can't also work for women or that there isn't some analog that is equally effective.

      Unless they're paying these cheerleaders to sleep with the programmers, there is no realistic sexual motivation involved at all. They might just as well let them watch porn at lunchtime or something.

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  4. I actually like the idea... by RingDev · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... just not the execution of it.

    Having a dedicated staff to driving the culture of your company can have a huge impact and pay massive dividends in retention, employee satisfaction, and willingness to go the extra mile.

    One of my previous employers had an employee that started out as a receptionist. She always decorated for the holidays, and she was super social, so she organized extra circular activities. Bowling leagues, wine tastings, etc... She was also tasked with organizing our holiday party, summer picnic, office Olympics, city scour scavenger hunt, and tons of other ideas she helped build in the company.

    Eventually, it became clear that these tasks took too much time for her to also be the receptionist, so the CEO created a new position for her to focus on the corporate culture, events, and social media.

    Best decision he made. She wasn't a cheer leader running around in a short skirt, but her efforts to make the company a fun place to work were way more impactful than any executive direction.

    -Rick

    --
    "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
    1. Re:I actually like the idea... by sosume · · Score: 1

      I think it's brilliant. And if "both sides are degraded", what is the problem? Both sides may enjoy it very much. I'd switch jobs if such perks were given.

    2. Re:I actually like the idea... by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      Meh, your anecdote smacks of US executives observing Japanese team bonding exercises and assuming those were why Japanese corproations were so successful, instead of their permanent jobs with good salaries and conditions, leading to an endless circus of cargo cult morale building which mostly annoyed people.and generated zero company loyalty.

      This story doesn't really denigrate the women despite the rainbow dyed legbeard brigade's shrieks of outrage, they're getting paid and I would assume fairly well for walking around the place smiling at people. It's taking advantage of both China's skewed demographics, more men than women, and the social awkwardness that seems to be an attribute of many programmers globally. Personally I'd treat them as a needless distraction to be honest.

    3. Re: I actually like the idea... by chill · · Score: 1

      In the military they would call her the "morale officer". It is a vital position.

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    4. Re:I actually like the idea... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Meh, your anecdote smacks of US executives observing Japanese team bonding exercises and assuming those were why Japanese corproations were so successful, instead of their permanent jobs with good salaries and conditions, leading to an endless circus of cargo cult morale building which mostly annoyed people.and generated zero company loyalty.

      Speaking of "cargo cult", how does the act of paying people for this particular wage/job profile lead to successful corporations? Isn't there usually something asked in return which the worker happens to be capable of delivering on? Isn't the fact that the company can pay someone on a permanent basis an indication that the company started out successful? And couldn't we just go to some place cheap, like Somalia, and buy lots of people for those permanent jobs?

    5. Re:I actually like the idea... by chispito · · Score: 1

      Meh, your anecdote smacks of US executives observing Japanese team bonding exercises and assuming those were why Japanese corproations were so successful, instead of their permanent jobs with good salaries and conditions.

      Japanese culture is why the Japanese method works. You can't get large numbers of Western workers to put up with large patches of unpaid overtime every week (not to mention the fact there is no reciprocal loyalty between the employer and employee).
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_work_environment#Working_conditions

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    6. Re: I actually like the idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure you have the military confused with Star Trek Voyager.

    7. Re:I actually like the idea... by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      Done right, this sounds like the person in HR who organizes events and looks for group-discount packages on tickets and stuff. Problem is (and this applies to the military Morale Officer position too), while your anecdote sounds like a successful fitness-for-purpose between the person and the position, recognized because the person grew into the position, all too often this is an assigned or created position dumped on someone as an extra task that they don't want to do and aren't suited for. OTOOH what does one call the people that Google hires to handle mundane things like dry cleaning, or many firms hire to do in-house catering?

      You can't mandate "fun". I can't stand the sort of people who try to whip up fake enthusiasm at a resort or on a cruise. But you CAN try to create a nice environment that encourages people to be comfortable.

    8. Re:I actually like the idea... by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      ... just not the execution of it.

      Having a dedicated staff to driving the culture of your company can have a huge impact and pay massive dividends in retention, employee satisfaction, and willingness to go the extra mile.

      One of my previous employers had an employee that started out as a receptionist. She always decorated for the holidays, and she was super social, so she organized extra circular activities. Bowling leagues, wine tastings, etc... She was also tasked with organizing our holiday party, summer picnic, office Olympics, city scour scavenger hunt, and tons of other ideas she helped build in the company.

      Eventually, it became clear that these tasks took too much time for her to also be the receptionist, so the CEO created a new position for her to focus on the corporate culture, events, and social media.

      Best decision he made. She wasn't a cheer leader running around in a short skirt, but her efforts to make the company a fun place to work were way more impactful than any executive direction.

      Or, perhaps what your company, and it appears Chinese companies have realized that humans are social beings.

      Even the stereotypical "loner geek" doesn't exist - there will be some group of people that person "hangs out" with, either physically or virtually. (Find someone who says they hate other people. You'll find they still interact with lots of "other people" through mailing lists and other mechanisms).

      So what really happened is companies invested in helping their employees "break out of the shell" - which helps improve communications amongst employees, and that in general is a positive thing.

      Far too often it was a self-reinforcing loop - loner feels isolated from others, others leave loner alone because he doesn't relate well, lather, rinse, repeat. What the Chinese companies have done is try to give those loners social skills (in a sort of crude way), which makes them more approachable and others start being able to communicate.

      And when that happens, you start to realize things you never knew. Sure, you don't care about the latest movies coming out, but you'll meet people who have the same feelings in the company but share other interests. (Perhaps say, you share an interest in an open-source program or others). Because being sociable doesn't mean having to talk about the weather or other stuff, but can be just talking about something esoteric.

      Heck, even if your interest is so esoteric, all it takes is someone showing interest. Even the lonliest of loners will probably spew a lot if someone asks "What is that? It looks cool!" or "That sounds interesting - tell me more"

    9. Re:I actually like the idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're apparently completely unfamiliar with the work practices of US tech employees, who are typically salaried workers, and *often* put in large patches of unpaid overtime on a weekly basis. Over there, its because of a feeling of reciprocal loyalty between the employer and employee. Over here, it's because we're terrified we'll be out of work if we don't put in the extra work, or of we have the temerity to complain about it, and the social safety nets over here have *gaping* holes in them.

    10. Re:I actually like the idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One of my previous employers had an employee that started out as a receptionist. She always decorated for the holidays, and she was super social, so she organized extra circular activities. Bowling leagues, wine tastings, etc... She was also tasked with organizing our holiday party, summer picnic, office Olympics, city scour scavenger hunt, and tons of other ideas she helped build in the company.

      This office was:

      1) Staffed primarily by millennials
      2) Developed a product written using node.js and/or ruby and/or scala or was not a software development business

    11. Re: I actually like the idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, wonder what the military ranks in Voyager are based on....

      Nope. I have no idea.

    12. Re:I actually like the idea... by RingDev · · Score: 1

      Hah, yeah, there was some of that too.

      Like moving from offices to an open floor plan. But the CEO didn't like the part about parting with /his/ office for a cubical in the middle of the floor.

      But the corporate culture and fun loving atmosphere were a huge boon to working there. Nerf gun wars, Segway races, RC vehicle battles, M:tG lunches, board game nights, LAN parties, etc... were regular occurrences. Things like the City Scour (a company wide off-site team based scavenger hunt) which took months of planning and research, and gave the whole company a chance to get out of the office and have some fun, the holiday party in the winter and the family picnic in the summer weren't some little shindig. The holiday party was held at some of the premiere conference facilities in the area, typically included a full casino, video arcade, and a short movie competition. The movies that would compete were written, directed, and starred by employees, the company funded the cost of bringing in the videographers and their editing.

      Quarterly release parties included free beer (assorted microbrews, not a cheap MGD keg), h'ordeuvres, and a wall of fame picture for the release heroes.

      The summer picnic was similarly a big deal. Bouncy houses, temp tattoos, spin painting, corn holing, a huge banquet spread... all at one of the nicest golf courses in the area.

      Basically, the CEO was a dick, but he was a dick that knew the importance of employee moral, and he put people in positions to ensure that even when things were hard, employees had opportunities to unwind, relax, and do something fun.

      -Rick

      --
      "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
    13. Re:I actually like the idea... by RingDev · · Score: 1

      This office was:

      1) Staffed primarily by millennials
      2) Developed a product written using node.js and/or ruby and/or scala or was not a software development business

      1) In part, average age was probably split evenly across gen X/Y and Millennials.

      2) Nope, .Net through and through (and some Obj-C for the iPad client). Shrink wrapped software and SaaS for the building materials industry. If you buy a window or door you are almost guaranteed to have it go through this company's software.

      -Rick

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      "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
    14. Re:I actually like the idea... by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      My previous employer anecdote:

      The company had around 500 employees, mostly doing contracting work at various locations (but also quite some numbers at the head office). They had a dedicated team of three people (one male, two females, fairly young all of them - and with the CEO's wife occasionally adding her weight there) responsible for social media, the company magazine (hard-copy), organizing various competitions and events (and to be honest, helping out with some HR functions, like getting new employees introduced). I guess the idea was to help "unify" the workforce that would otherwise have little contact outside their own project groups. Company "meetings" (at least twice a year) where usually held at some nigh club, with a short CEO presentation, and then a lot of free food, booze and loud music. (Now I ride motorcycle, so I don't touch booze; I don't particularly like loud music - lets me feel very disconnected from all those people around me that I am supposed to socialize with.)

      So while I eagerly and dutifully attended the first event or so, I soon started to avoid those events, or leave as soon as politely possible. In general, I started to feel somewhat alienated from the company culture due to that what the "social troika" projected, which was very non-technical and generally on a more ("let's party") superficial level than I really had time for. My eyes were finally opened when I took part in some competition, became one of around 20 finalists, was invited to some off-site event (involving, as you may guess, food, (some) booze and socializing), and my project manager didn't want to let me off for those 4 hours - seemed that company culture wasn't part of his project team's culture, after all. Now, this event was quite heavy with CxOs/assorted other directors/spouses etc. - not people you'd really want to snub. On the other hand, they probably were the ones that could afford a morning away from work :-)

      I think that the difference with your anecdote is that this team was hired for the purpose, they didn't grow into it. So the mileage results may differ... (Still, kudos for trying.)

      After a while, I started to realize that the company tries very hard (and probably successfully - it worked on me initially) to market itself as THE place to work. (Free office snacks, and Youtube videos with actual employees speaking in the most glowing terms of it, come to mind). But I did notice after a few months that people generally had some gripes with working conditions (if asked in less-guarded moments), and that shifting people between projects on short notice and without much explanation did manage to mask some of the turnover. But you know, turnover isn't that much of a problem if you constantly have bright young things knocking at your door that are eager to prove that they are one of "the best" working at "the best" company, regardless of all the all-nighters, bad legacy code and environmental systems, procedural BS, and all the other ills one reads about on /. . It's almost like the emperor's new clothes, and nobody dares point out that he is naked.

      I'm not working there any more.

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    15. Re:I actually like the idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the CEO created a new position for her to focus on the corporate culture

      That sounds awesome. I know for most of your developers she is the only woman they ever get to interact with. When I worked at Microsoft with our admins, I really appreciated how the company hired cute girls that they made interact with us. It made going to work much more pleasant. After thirty years in the tech industry, it's lonely. None of my friends and I have ever had a girlfriend, so having someone attractive to interact with means a lot to us.

    16. Re:I actually like the idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't get large numbers of Western workers to put up with large patches of unpaid overtime every week (not to mention the fact there is no reciprocal loyalty between the employer and employee).

      Wait, what? That's exactly what corporate culture in the US is like. IT workers are 'exempt' from overtime pay but we're expected to put in more than 40 every week..

    17. Re: I actually like the idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that like the 'Head' nurse?

    18. Re:I actually like the idea... by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Meh, your anecdote smacks of US executives observing Japanese team bonding exercises and assuming those were why Japanese corproations were so successful, instead of their permanent jobs with good salaries and conditions.

      Japanese culture is why the Japanese method works. You can't get large numbers of Western workers to put up with large patches of unpaid overtime every week (not to mention the fact there is no reciprocal loyalty between the employer and employee). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_work_environment#Working_conditions

      "You can't get large numbers of Western workers to put up with large patches of unpaid overtime every week"
      say what? where the heck do you work?

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    19. Re:I actually like the idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... just not the execution of it.

      Having a dedicated staff to driving the culture of your company can have a huge impact and pay massive dividends in retention, employee satisfaction, and willingness to go the extra mile.

      One of my previous employers had an employee that started out as a receptionist. She always decorated for the holidays, and she was super social, so she organized extra circular activities. Bowling leagues, wine tastings, etc... She was also tasked with organizing our holiday party, summer picnic, office Olympics, city scour scavenger hunt, and tons of other ideas she helped build in the company.

      Eventually, it became clear that these tasks took too much time for her to also be the receptionist, so the CEO created a new position for her to focus on the corporate culture, events, and social media.

      Best decision he made. She wasn't a cheer leader running around in a short skirt, but her efforts to make the company a fun place to work were way more impactful than any executive direction.

      Or, perhaps what your company, and it appears Chinese companies have realized that humans are social beings.

      Even the stereotypical "loner geek" doesn't exist - there will be some group of people that person "hangs out" with, either physically or virtually. (Find someone who says they hate other people. You'll find they still interact with lots of "other people" through mailing lists and other mechanisms).

      So what really happened is companies invested in helping their employees "break out of the shell" - which helps improve communications amongst employees, and that in general is a positive thing.

      Far too often it was a self-reinforcing loop - loner feels isolated from others, others leave loner alone because he doesn't relate well, lather, rinse, repeat. What the Chinese companies have done is try to give those loners social skills (in a sort of crude way), which makes them more approachable and others start being able to communicate.

      And when that happens, you start to realize things you never knew. Sure, you don't care about the latest movies coming out, but you'll meet people who have the same feelings in the company but share other interests. (Perhaps say, you share an interest in an open-source program or others). Because being sociable doesn't mean having to talk about the weather or other stuff, but can be just talking about something esoteric.

      Heck, even if your interest is so esoteric, all it takes is someone showing interest. Even the lonliest of loners will probably spew a lot if someone asks "What is that? It looks cool!" or "That sounds interesting - tell me more"

      i don't hang out with my coworkers, at work or after work. i don't mind them, some of them annoy me most don't but I spend enough time at work without getting my unpaid time tied up with indirect work things. if i have a social occasion, it tends to be with somebody who has more in common with me (and whose company I enjoy more actively) than just randomly being in the next cube.
      On occasion I have had friends from work. Some of them I have maintained for a couple of decades. Some of them we spent a lot of social time together when we worked together, and don't any more. So it's not like I can't find friends at work, just that the fact that we work together is a complete zero in my calculus of do I want to spend time with this person or not; neither positive nor negative.
      there are 7 billion people in the world; one has to be quite selective in which ones one spends time with or the chores never get done.

    20. Re:I actually like the idea... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      "You can't get large numbers of Western workers to put up with large patches of unpaid overtime every week" say what? where the heck do you work?

      Most Western workers don't have the pleasure of working in the US, and instead have to cope with 40 hour or less weeks, five or six weeks paid annual leave, paid sick leave, maternity pay and so on.

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    21. Re:I actually like the idea... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The summer picnic was similarly a big deal. Bouncy houses, temp tattoos, spin painting, corn holing, a huge banquet spread... all at one of the nicest golf courses in the area.

      I'm guessing from the context that this doesn't mean what I thought it meant.

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    22. Re:I actually like the idea... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Now I ride motorcycle, so I don't touch booze

      I'm not sure if that is one of the funniest or saddest things I have read here recently.

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    23. Re:I actually like the idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I ride motorcycle, so I don't touch booze

      I'm not sure if that is one of the funniest or saddest things I have read here recently.

      What's really sad/funny is that you find it sad/funny that others do not fit into your/your culture's superficial stereotypes due to a deliberate and informed decision.

  5. and they will remove the clocks as well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and they will remove the clocks as well.

    Now they just need some blackjack.

    1. Re:and they will remove the clocks as well. by willworkforbeer · · Score: 1

      "Hookers and blackjack" reference from Futurama, 10 points for Gryffindork.

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    2. Re:and they will remove the clocks as well. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      On second though, forget the blackjack.

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    3. Re:and they will remove the clocks as well. by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

      Eh... Screw the whole thing.

  6. The Fine Article is incomplete by willworkforbeer · · Score: 3, Funny

    TFA quotes a critic who said: "it's like bringing Hooters to [the] workplace."

    The reporter omitted the rest of the quote, which might have provided some balance by explaining how there's also some kind of downside.

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    1. Re:The Fine Article is incomplete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does Chairman Mao's little red book say about this ? :)

    2. Re:The Fine Article is incomplete by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Chairwoman Ayn Rand has long replaced the fatso when it comes to teachings from books.

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    3. Re:The Fine Article is incomplete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Don't diss Hooters: A few years back, I had Hooters as a client, and I can assure you that their senior management is a) mostly former Hooters girls, and b) not at all afraid to show a LOT of cleavage (or even crack off-color jokes). It was actually a bit distracting at times, but you get used to it. (And I'm definitely not complaining.)

      I visited the offices of the largest Hooters franchise several times, and the women (almost all former Hooters girls) there outnumbered the men by 2 or 3 to 1. That said, they have fun, but it is an impressively professionally-run organization - of the restaurant chains I worked with only two were more professional, and they were tops in the industry.

    4. Re:The Fine Article is incomplete by ksheff · · Score: 1

      free wi-fi, pretty girls, free Mountain Dew refills. I've done quite a bit of design & coding work at Hooters over the years. Even just writing stuff out on paper towels. Sometimes the waitress will ask what I'm doing. I tell her, and she replies with an "ooookayyy..." and leaves.

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    5. Re:The Fine Article is incomplete by willworkforbeer · · Score: 1

      Don't diss Hooters: A few years back, I had Hooters as a client, and ... they were tops in the industry.

      I see what you did there.

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    6. Re:The Fine Article is incomplete by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Duh, societies that work displace those that don't.

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  7. Real life chat bots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So basically they are real life chat bots. How long do you talk to them before they refer you to a website so that you can see their extra special photos?

  8. So... secretaries, then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They've basically hired secretaries. They handle the tedious tasks and generally enable the others to get their work done with fewer distractions. Is it sexist? Sure, but that's just an implementation detail. It could be done in a non-sexist way.

    This is why American companies have been flailing around for decades. They cut the unskilled, tedious office labor positions and forced the skilled (or "skilled") office workers to do that tedium themselves. Secretaries have been reserved for upper management only, because Upper Management Is Important or somesuch. (This is the same justification for why their special brand of incompetence gets a larger paycheck, too.) I also noticed that there was a single "cheerleader" for a group of 5 or 6 programmers. It doesn't have to be 1-to-1. In fact, 1-to-1 secretaries can become a problem, since people working that closely together without anyone else around will often begin frantically mashing their genitals together on company time, usually to the embarrassment of themselves, their families, the company, and possibly the company's clients.

    The simple point is: If you want your skilled workers to be productive, take the unskilled bullshit off of their backs and give it to someone whose job description is to handle that part. Do not provide personal sex slaves. It's frowned upon.

    1. Re:So... secretaries, then. by erapert · · Score: 2

      I also noticed that there was a single "cheerleader" for a group of 5 or 6 programmers.

      That's where the motivation is coming from. The males are all now in extreme competition with each other to impress her. They all know that it's just her job, but they all also know that they're all just human. Who's to say she might not just develop a special relationship with the best worker in the group?

      In order to get the job at all she'd have to be fairly good looking, and almost certainly single and China already has a big gender gap.

      This has nothing to do with sexism. It's a cold, calculated, move by management to turn up the pressure.

  9. Yeah employment! by jader3rd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let them have a job at the desk using their minds!" wrote one woman.

    Perhaps because those people aren't qualified for a desk job using their minds? Not all people are cut out for that kind of work.

    If an employer hires somebody and discovers that they'll contribute more to the company by transitioning to a desk, the employer will make the transfer.

    1. Re:Yeah employment! by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Tut, tut. You forget the game plan - agenda uber alles! - even another country's culture.

  10. Meh - I don't see a problem by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A brilliant but strong male who can't find work in any other industry may take a job at a construction site to make money (and many other strong but not so brilliant ones may do the same). People can jobs based on their talents. Its all about improving efficiency.

    If hiring attractive females to basically make the workplace more exciting serves to increase productivity, then so be it. It's a lot less degrading to everyone than just saying "Work harder or you're fired.".

    People are just too quick to be offended these days. We're supposed to be the most "tolerant" society ever in modern times yet you can't turn a corner without offending someone.

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    1. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " People can jobs based on their talents"

      People can jobs? Did you the bottle?

    2. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We're supposed to be the most "tolerant" society ever in modern times yet you can't turn a corner without offending someone

      Tolerant means we strive to not offend anyone. Offense is intolerance and therefore must be removed. The problem is, once your remove all offenses, you're left with boring flat meaningless monotony; the drudgery of life. The reason is, when you add something more exciting, it will necessarily offend someone somewhere.

      Hell, I bet this post offends someone, who doesn't like when people point out the ultimate silliness of Political Correctness.

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    3. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said.
      Like it or not, people are not the same, they have different natural characteristics.
      For some reason it is considered acceptable to celebrate some characteristics while others cannot be mentioned any more.

      I think the feminazis are just jealous.

    4. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Imagine you're in a workplace where the women outnumber you 4 to 1 or higher, and then the company decides to bring in buff men topless in Speedos to walk around winking at everyone. Now also imagine that the rest of your culture also views men (and thus you) that way.

      That's the problem.

    5. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what you're saying is that men can't tell the difference between women who are there to boost morale, and women who are there to perform the same job functions as men?

      Because that would mean the men are kind of stupid, don't you think?

    6. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, I'd mod you down for offending me! But I don't, so sorry.

    7. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by radarskiy · · Score: 2

      Rewriting Karl Popper 44 year later does not make you insightful, just poorly read.

    8. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brendan O'Neill at Oxford gave an 8 minute speech about this exact thing -- pecifically how the right to offend is important and needed. It's worth watching if not just for how he handles two interruptions from Kate Brooks (who provided a rebuttal of her own (Brendan went first, Kate went 4th)).

    9. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Tolerant does not mean "strive to not offend". Tolerant means "don't tell people how to behave or think", with the axiomatic underpinning being "as long as those people don't try to actively harm you".

      The fact that you don't understand the meaning of a simple word like "tolerant" makes your entire post rather superfluous.

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    10. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you dare tell him how to think about tolerance or try to harm him by saying his "entire post [is] rather superfluous"! I have it on good authority that both of those things are not tolerant.

    11. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're missing his point (if you aren't, then I am). I think that he is saying that people obsessed with political correctness define tolerant as "strive not to offend."

    12. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the people obsessed with political correctness define tolerant as "saying they offensive thing I wanted to say but using code words so it looks like I'm not a racist, sexist, arrogant fuck". That's why it's POLITICAL correctness. It's not about not offending people per se. It's about acting like you're not trying to offend people. It's why it's most hilarious when it's shoved upon liberals by conservatives that they demand PC speech. No, they try to shame racist, sexist, arrogant fucks in the hopes that perhaps they'll either (1) shut up or (2) hopefully stop being such myopic fucks who would want to offend or merely through myopic ignorant offend other people. By, obvious, shaming people is meant to offend. And it's meant to offend people based on their actions, not on their inherent makeup.

      The point at which liberal PC goes awry is when they start claiming some things that are action are part of one's makeup. Ex. to shame a person for a stupid act by calling them stupid is very different than to shame a person who is mentally challenged. A person who does something stupid who should know better is being chastised for their actions. So, as much as it would be better (in a form of less ambiguity) to shame them for their "stupid mistake" instead of "being stupid", it's absurd to extrapolate out that it's wrong to shame people. People, me included, need negative and positive reinforcement to know when one IS making a stupid mistake and to have enough thickness of skin to know that the harshness of the message is the punishment to make it sting and be better remembered. It's not a general comment that I or others are stupid per se.

      But, then, Politics on both sides doesn't like that sort of subtlety. And it's easier to cast stones than to deal with one's own house.

    13. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Tolerant means we strive to not offend anyone.

      There has been plenty of offensive verbiage thrown at the company that tried out this approach. PC people are intolerant of different ideas. Man, South Park had this SO right and so many years ago.

    14. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Tolerant means we strive to not offend anyone

      No.
      tol.er.ant
      Showing willingness to allow the existence of opinions or behavior that one does not necessarily agree with:

    15. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      The fact that you don't understand the meaning of a simple word like "tolerant" makes your entire post rather superfluous.

      He's writing SJW, where 'tolerant' means 'telling everyone else what to do, and punishing those who disagree with you'. Generally speaking, if you take every word an SJW says and reverse its meaning, you'll get what they're really trying to say.

      Fortunately the Chinese have no tolerance for SJWs, so they won't care in the least about what they say about this.

    16. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would anyone know what it means without seeing anyone actually living that ideal? All we ever see are people taking hyperbolic offense because someone unintentionally triggered something and set them off, like when overheard conversations lead to demanding that someone be fired and such....

    17. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Except that we don't tolerate opinions that are outside the scope of PC, because PC defines tolerance as any opinion that is PC, and any opinion that isn't PC is "hate" and therefore we don't tolerate it. Because PC defines "offensive" as "hate" way too often.

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    18. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by larryjoe · · Score: 1

      Tolerant means we strive to not offend anyone.

      This is an incorrect use of the English word. Tolerance is a quality describing the observer, not the speaker. Being tolerant means that one strives not to be offended. For example, a drought-tolerant plant is able to exist in drought conditions; it makes no sense to talk about the weather's responsibilities with respect to drought tolerance.

      This is PC-talk trying to use newspeak. The idea of trying not to offend others is laudable. However, tolerance is the wrong word for that.

    19. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Never heard of him. Seriously.

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    20. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Tolerance is the amount of variation for a possible solution we all agree it's acceptable. If you are "intolerant" it means your variation range is very minimal compared to other people's ranges (or point of view). It is orthogonal to telling people how to behave or think, which you do when their behaviour or thoughts exceed the agreed tolerance for the society. Or when you are a parent or teacher.

    21. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      Karl Popper is a philosopher whose most relevant work on this topic is _The Open Society and its Enemies_: "Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance. If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them. – In this formulation, I do not imply, for instance, that we should always suppress the utterance of intolerant philosophies; as long as we can counter them by rational argument and keep them in check by public opinion, suppression would certainly be most unwise. "

      Also, you can watch the South Park episode "Death Camp of Tolerance".

    22. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true at all.

      People can be, and often are offended by legitimate grievences, such as systemic racism or sexism or other discrimination. That you're evidently unaware of this betrays the fact that, lucky for you, you belong to a privileged class that doesn't have to live with that kind of bullshit. That you dismiss it as silly "political correctness" betrays your ignorance. Your post is not insightful at all, nor well informed.

      What you call "political correctness" is a minor inconvenience for you, but makes a big difference to the quality of life of those it affects. So sorry if you feel a bit disadvantaged and upset when you're yelled at for belittling women/gay people/foreigners/the disabled/fat people/etc. Maybe you feel a little bit how they feel all the time as a result?

    23. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Tolerant does not mean "strive to not offend". Tolerant means "don't tell people how to behave or think", with the axiomatic underpinning being "as long as those people don't try to actively harm you".

      The fact that you don't understand the meaning of a simple word like "tolerant" makes your entire post rather superfluous.

      yeah; tolerant would be closer to "don't be quick to take offense, particularly when none is meant"

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    24. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      "A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally."

      The problem is when people can't tell that they've been offensive.

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    25. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If you think that the OP is a "SJW" then you're hilariously deranged. He's one of the more blatantly right wing (sorry, libertarian) posters on slashdot.

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    26. Re:Meh - I don't see a problem by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Imagine you're in a workplace where the women outnumber you 4 to 1 or higher, and then the company decides to bring in buff men topless in Speedos to walk around winking at everyone. Now also imagine that the rest of your culture also views men (and thus you) that way.

      That's the problem.

      You are asking people here to put themselves in the position of an oppressed minority. But on slashdot, the general feeling is that it's your own fault if you're not rich, intelligent, successful, male or whatever.

      So it won't compute.

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  11. Not all coders male apparently... by tomxor · · Score: 1

    Picture from the article: https://www.facebook.com/trend...

    Wonder what she thinks of this.

    1. Re:Not all coders male apparently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      She doesn't seem to be bothered by it.

      But then again, she's not some Stupid White Princess.

    2. Re: Not all coders male apparently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's probably rating the hostess as a potential sex toy.

    3. Re:Not all coders male apparently... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      You obviously have never been to an office building in Shanghai in the summer. That's pretty standard business attire, and the clothing shops all around the core are loaded with short skirts, sheet blouses and tall heels.

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    4. Re:Not all coders male apparently... by tomxor · · Score: 1

      ... i'm talking about the woman on the left.

  12. This is so wrong by prefec2 · · Score: 0

    First, it is wrong, as it reduced women to toys to play with, as they are ordered to, e.g., play with the guys. Second, it is sexist, because female hetero programmers do not get the same "treatment". Same applies to any non "straight" programmer. Third, is will only increase sexual and emotional frustration, as these women are not there to be partner surrogates. Fourth, it the programmers are already engaged, these girls could even hamper these relationships.

    However, in a society where there is a surplus in men, for many men it is impossible to form a family. And we all know who is not at the top of the food chain in that matter.

    1. Re:This is so wrong by tomhath · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are judging from a Western perspective. I've heard that in Asian countries a woman working as a courtesan doesn't offend at all. Who are we to say we're right and they're wrong?

    2. Re:This is so wrong by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Lots worse things have reduced women to being toys to men. Porn is a fantastic example, but there will be hell to pay should anyone suggest that women be offended at porn.

      The rest of your rant is simply proof that we've got to the place of not being able to have any nice things because someone somewhere will be offended at anything other than bland monotony. That is, unless they are part of the "protected classes", which are allowed to offend everyone and anyone without any consequences.

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    3. Re:This is so wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah because men in porn are not portrayed like sex object, but play deep and well developed characters.

    4. Re:This is so wrong by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      In that women-targeted porn known as soap operas and romance novels, yes. yes they are.

    5. Re:This is so wrong by ageoffri · · Score: 1

      Well with the men it is pretty much all about depth.

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    6. Re:This is so wrong by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      Neither the original article is about porn nor was it my post. the original article is about women, who have to play a certain role in a company, which place them in the role of objects. It is of course also not a good idea to place other humans (like men) in a similar position. Or is your argument, because male get mistreated and objectified in porn, it is acceptable to do the same to women? This is strange logic. The correct resolution would be to conclude that objectifying humans is not a good idea and should be avoided.

      What you totally missed is that the male in that scenario are also put in a awkward position, as this also induces certain stereotypes.

    7. Re:This is so wrong by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      I was not taking about anyone being offended by something. I find it not helpful to let women play in a workplace context the implied role (as stated in the article). In addition, I find it problematic to put men in such context, as this is not a healthy relationship. It also says a lot about the management that they think that this measure results in a workplace improvement.

      What I did not say is, that people have to live in monogamy relationships. That is totally up to them. However, reality tells me that most try to achieve this state. And they are equally offended when the other part is not playing alone. This is even so in cases where the offended part has acted in the same way. But all that is beside the point of this workplace measure to improve the mood of programmers.

    8. Re:This is so wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      men in porn

      The term you're looking for is "stunt cock".

    9. Re:This is so wrong by fey000 · · Score: 1

      I am furious! I am outraged! I am livid!

      How DARE people do things that I do not approve of!?
      Don't they know that a single woman represents all women everywhere!? Spending money on making MEN feel comfortable in tech is NOT the same thing as spending millions on making WOMEN feel comfortable in tech! Only women deserve to feel comfortable!

      Also, white knight harder. I don't know about the other people here, but I wonder: how little must you think of women that you feel they all need to be protected from something as timid as another woman receiving appreciation as a hostess?

    10. Re:This is so wrong by fey000 · · Score: 1

      I think you've forgotten the part where this is a job that someone voluntarily applies to, not a job where every woman on the planet is forced into servitude. It's an easy mistake, I've done it myself a few times.

    11. Re: This is so wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are you to have an opinion on it? 1) it's not your job 2) the people there don't seem to care and 3) stop being a fucking mr do gooder. In some places people's feelings aren't hurt as easy as in the U.S. The U.S. Has become a beacon of SJW and PC which is ruining us.

    12. Re:This is so wrong by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

      How is it wrong? Do you not watch football games? Basketball games? Boxing matches?

      Why are cheerleaders okay for athletes but wrong for mathletes?

    13. Re:This is so wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to be confused. I think this is the site you are looking for.

    14. Re:This is so wrong by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's a scenario where *you* would feel awkward and think of certain stereotypes. Don't project your insecurities upon the rest of us.

    15. Re:This is so wrong by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I've worked in places where I felt like I was thought of as a programming object. Is that better or worse than being an entertainment object?

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    16. Re:This is so wrong by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      In the good old days, anytime there wasn't actual play on the field you got to see bouncing tits and ass, with Howard's voice over speaking drunkenly about the game (or something completely incoherent, especially in the 4th quarter).

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    17. Re:This is so wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name two movies featuring a 'stunt cock'. Newest is easy.

    18. Re:This is so wrong by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      You are judging from a Western perspective. I've heard that in Asian countries a woman working as a courtesan doesn't offend at all. Who are we to say we're right and they're wrong?

      Sexism in Asian countries is still sexism, just like racism is still racism.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    19. Re:This is so wrong by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      How is it wrong? Do you not watch football games? Basketball games? Boxing matches?

      Why are cheerleaders okay for athletes but wrong for mathletes?

      Your argument depends on the assumption that cheerleaders at sports events are ok.

      Personally, I find them embarrassing, and not because I don't like looking at attractive people. They just do not belong there.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  13. The way to motivate programmers by cyber-vandal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Treat them like humans and give them interesting work to do.

    1. Re:The way to motivate programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's all fine and dandy, if there actually is any interesting work to do. At my job, I'd say it's 50/50: half of the work I do, I find interesting. The other half is boring, tedious crap that needs to get done. If you really want to raise workplace moral, at least get these broads to suck them off a couple of times a week. That would certainly motivate me.

    2. Re:The way to motivate programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That only goes so far. Trust me even when work is fulfilling, that isn't enough. After twenty-two years as a developer in the Seattle area, nearly every one of my coworkers are single. The few that are married got married before I met them, typically before they moved to Seattle. I have never worked with a female near my age that was single. Not a one. Yes, I've had some interesting jobs and made some great software used to help children in Africa, but it's lonely. I'm starting to hate the tech field since there are no women in it and starting to hate this area. I'm tired of going out several times a month to hang-out with a dozen or more friends that are all male and not seeing any single females. Not a one.

    3. Re:The way to motivate programmers by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What? There's no single females in the Seattle area? I knew this was a problem in Silicon Valley, but not in Seattle. Maybe I better re-think my plans to move to the northwest.

      Is this typical of the whole northwest?

    4. Re:The way to motivate programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've lived in the Seattle area since 2007 and haven't met an unmarried straight girl yet. I live in Bellevue which is about halfway between Seattle and Redmond(Microsoft). It's sad going out here and hanging out in bars with only guys. There's no hope for ever finding someone here. I know none of my friends here have been on a date since I moved here.

    5. Re:The way to motivate programmers by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      And then you have cheerleaders who complain that their job sucks...

    6. Re:The way to motivate programmers by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      Maybe, just maybe, the single women don't hang in bars?

    7. Re:The way to motivate programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! Stick them in a cubicle in a windowless room and have them do repetitive data tasks! BECAUSE THAT'S LESS DEMEANING SOMEHOW.

      Who are you to say this isn't interesting to them? It sounds like a pretty cushy job to me.

      I wish I had a window...

    8. Re:The way to motivate programmers by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      What? There's no single females in the Seattle area?

      According to the article mentioned in Is the Amazon-Led Economic Boom Wrecking Seattle? there are so many gainfully employed hetrosexual males recent years in Seattle that it's even making the lesbian dating scene difficult.

    9. Re:The way to motivate programmers by Solandri · · Score: 1

      It's all about balance. If you've got socially well-adjusted programmers who are getting their sex/female contact fix outside of work, then your method works great.

      But it seems these companies have figured out a way to tap into the (huge) supply of socially mal-adjusted male programmers who aren't getting that sex fix outside of work. These guys usually already spend their free time doing interesting work, so giving them more of it at their job doesn't really help. But they're getting little to no dating or sex. With a little "creative" motivation which balances out that imbalance in their lives, they make them as productive as socially well-adjusted programmers. Even if that balance is an illusion (although who knows, maybe the confidence they gain dealing with pretty girls at the workplace may help them land a real date).

    10. Re:The way to motivate programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hang out in a bar with only guys...do any of them carry purses?

    11. Re:The way to motivate programmers by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Damn right it's difficult. I tell them 'Call me Cait' but they aren't buying it.

      I think they want me to shave the stash, but I'm not sure.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    12. Re:The way to motivate programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They certainly don't hangout in bars. I own a condo in downtown Kirkland where I lived for nearly twenty years. The town is about half way between Redmond and Seattle. I've had several jobs at Microsoft and worked for half a dozen startups in downtown Seattle, so it's a great location. Kirkland has a bit of a nightlife, and I go out nearly every week. I've only met one woman that was near my age and single. Where are they hiding? I know there's a lot more men here because of the tech jobs, but I haven't even gotten a date after nearly twenty years of trying here. You're right that they don't hang-out in bars.

    13. Re:The way to motivate programmers by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Wow. Where are all the single women then? Obviously, these hetero males are moving there from someplace else, leaving a surplus of women there.

      Of course, it seems to me that there's a lot more datable men out there than women, in American society, at least over the age of 30.

    14. Re:The way to motivate programmers by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'll bet there's a bunch of them in fundie/evangelical churches....

    15. Re:The way to motivate programmers by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      Where are all the single women then?

      Everywhere but Alaska, North Dakota, Silicon Valley and Seattle.

    16. Re:The way to motivate programmers by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Everywhere but Alaska, North Dakota, Silicon Valley and Seattle.

      Interesting. I guess I'm just surprised; somehow I missed this about Seattle. I already knew that Alaska, ND, and Silicon Valley were devoid of women, but this is news to me about Seattle.

      Does it apply to the whole metro area? What about other places around the Puget Sound? Anyone know?

  14. Effects of Sex Ratio by alvinrod · · Score: 2

    I wonder if part of this is due to China starting to feel the impact of their sex ratio starting to shift due to many families aborting female fetuses so that they can have a male child. Unavailability of potential mates makes younger males depressive and some have theorized that the reason we see a lot of suicide bombers and the like form the Middle East is due to a culture that permits men to have up to four wives which makes it impossible for many people to find a mate and a lot more willing to end their own life to attain some form of purpose.

    Long hours and the average computer type skewing towards being introverted or social awkward probably don't help either, but if the sex balance of the local population is disproportionately male, it likely exacerbates the problem even more.

    1. Re:Effects of Sex Ratio by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      There are "two Chinas"; rural and urban. The sex ratio is mainly, if not exclusively, an issue in rural areas of the country. Almost a 50/50 ratio in the major urban cities however, which is where these people work and live.

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      Life is not for the lazy.
    2. Re:Effects of Sex Ratio by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      Except rural to urban migration in China at the moment is massive. That cultural attitude is going to have a long and harmful and impact.

    3. Re:Effects of Sex Ratio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also true in the Seattle area. Not because of parents deciding to murder baby girls, but because so many males have moved here for tech jobs. In nearly twenty years here, I haven't met a single unmarried woman of an appropriate age. They just aren't enough women around here. When I worked at Microsoft, they did something a lot like this Chinese company. We called them admins. After spending eight hours a day having to be nice to engineers, the vast majority of them hated us. The plan backfired. From what I've heard lately, they backed-off a little on the looks and cheery part, but still have admins.

  15. Here's a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's an INSANE idea, I know, I'm a crazy Canadian with 'Western Ideas'... but why don't you train women to be programmers, and have them work in the same offices as the men? I know, I know... crazy.. then they could have camaraderie with the people that actually share the same interests as them, and maybe... just maybe... they would hook-up and make little baby programmers that in the future would be interested in the same profession.

    What I get from this is that the Chinese are saying what? Female workers in tech are uninteresting and unattractive? We are talking about a country that has a massive imbalance in the number of Men and Women, so instead of bringing the woman up to do meaningful, intelligent work, lets repress them some more, and make them eye candy, because you assume they can't do the same work as the men?

    1. Re:Here's a better idea by LaurenCates · · Score: 1

      Because you're basically saying that in order for the environment to be pleasurable and fun (who knows, maybe the environment as described isn't even working), everyone needs to be doing the same thing. And if they're not doing the same thing...whoa, inequality!

      Now, I don't know if this is a social experiment, but it's interesting. It may go so far as intended to be removing work-based relationship taboos: it's socially acceptable to get your jollies from women who are there precisely to be the ones with which men can comfortably express sexuality, while the women who aren't there to develop romantic relationships need to worry less about it, because the men have let off steam elsewhere.

      And no one has said that female workers are uninteresting and unattractive, but even in the West, it's largely taboo to have office relationships, mostly from the "don't shit where you eat" principle.

      Still this idea that women can be viewed sexually as a function of their jobs reduces all women may be sexist in and of itself. It assumes that men, once exposed to women as sexual beings, will reduce ALL women to functions of sex and nothing else. It also seems to assume that if one woman, anywhere, is a pornographic actress, that once a man comes in contact with said porn actress, every woman he knows ever will be reduced to being a porn actress in his mind, because how the hell else could he ever feel that women might be different?

      So, Mr. Western Man, shall we dress women from head to toe in formless, opaque garb so that no man ever thinks about a woman sexually ever?

      --
      Some people don't believe in fairies. I don't believe in The Patriarchy.
    2. Re:Here's a better idea by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      you're confused, in asia they have women programmers. in asia they don't BS themselves about what motivates on gender vs. another though.

      Here we do, but's its just a sham

  16. Atari Culture of the 70s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look for the documentary on Atari's beginnings...

    Each new programmer had a "Secretary", there were games, pool side programming you name it. It was an environment where performance was key but reward was instant.

    So having cheerleader's at work is not a new concept. It certainly is a good male recruitment incentive.

  17. So what happens to morale... by dark.nebulae · · Score: 1

    What happens to morale when these socially backward male programmers fall in love with and then get turned down by the programming cheerleaders?

    1. Re:So what happens to morale... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That happened with the admins when I was at Microsoft. For most of the guys, including myself, the only time we ever talked to an unattached female was the admin at work. It's hard not to fall for the only female that will talk to you. When I left Microsoft, I had lived in Bellevue, WA (between Redmond and Seattle) for seventeen years, and the admins at work were the only conversations with an unattached girl I had the entire time. There just aren't any unattached females in tech hubs.

    2. Re:So what happens to morale... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is perhaps safe to assume that for each cheerleader, one of the programmers will "win" and take her out of the pool thus requiring a new hire. With new blood, the programmers who got turned down now have another target to strike-out with.

  18. Oh look! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's western feminists trying to impose western cultural standards on a culture not their own! Shocking! Though most telling:
    "Let them have a job"
    Yes, just give people jobs. It doesn't matter that they are not qualified for the position, or have any experience in the field at all. Just give it too them. And what about the personal agency of these women? Nobody is forcing them to take these cheerleader positions. Maybe, just maybe, they actually want them, and like the work they do.

  19. Distraction? by brunes69 · · Score: 2

    Putting all gender equality issues aside for a moment, I can't see how this would be anything but a distraction and counter-productive.

    The last thing I would want in my office to aid productivity would be a ton of attractive females who have no job but to fawn over the males who are supposed to be working.... its total nonsense.

    Sure, it might help them attract employees, but they will have to hire 2x to 3x the number of them to counteract the productivity hit.

    1. Re:Distraction? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      When programs merge, you inevitably spawn dependant child objects.

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      Life is not for the lazy.
    2. Re:Distraction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Putting all gender equality issues aside for a moment, I can't see how this would be anything but a distraction and counter-productive.

      If you have a phone at your desk, check email, are physically in the same building as people who might talk to you, or browse Slashdot at work, your claim is complete hypocrisy.

      If you've learned how to do work with the constant threat of hostile distraction, you can do work with a pleasant distraction.

    3. Re:Distraction? by Sassinak · · Score: 1

      How are you arriving at that conclusion..

      You must be a manager that believes every second a person is not at their desk hacking a away a problem is "lost productivity"... rather than accepting the notion that sometimes, stepping away from a problem SOLVES the problem..

      #1: These women are not just randomly walking around interrupting everyone's day.. they are in the breakrooms and company sponsored events.. (no different than most other companies, other than the fact that, THAT is their job)

      #2: It offers the mental break I mentioned, which shows that long term you are MORE productive, because your output is higher quality.

      Of course will have some people that abuse it and slack off (like ANYTHING).. you feed them, and some people will spend more time eating than doing work. You give them a bathroom, and some people will spend more time using it than their work.. but the majority see it for what it is.. a tool to help bring LIFE back into the "factory floor" and lets them focus on the job rather than worry about all the other things that we do think about (ie: where to eat, where/if I can poo, and in the case of this example, my life is depressing because I ONLY work)

      Again, cracking the whip on everyone is not going to make EVERYONE more productive. And it sounds like for YOU, its a distraction (because you want to view it as such).. And I bet very much you are the sort that can't work at home because of "the distractions".

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    4. Re:Distraction? by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you said

      I can't see how this would be anything but a distraction and counter-productive.

      TFA said

      "The presence of these girls have greatly improved their job efficiency and motivation."

      Personally, I find that when I'm happy I'm far more productive than when I'm unhappy.
      "Wasting" time improving my mood could easily result in more useful work being done overall.

    5. Re:Distraction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I guess a blow job is out of the question?

    6. Re:Distraction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > its total nonsense.

      It worked at Microsoft with their admins. It was nice to have a girl pay attention to you. Considering for most engineers, they maybe have one or two conversations with a girl outside of work a year, it's great to give them the opportunity to do so more often. I know the five years I was at Microsoft, the only conversations I had with a female that I wasn't related to or wasn't married was with an admin. Five years without talking to an attractive member of the opposite sex gets to you. Helping guys that are suffering is not nonsense.

      At my current company, I added an office coordinator to do the same sort of job. I have thirty-one developers and all of them are single. With the shortage of women here in Redmond, WA, there is no one for them. I doubt most will ever have a girlfriend, much less get married. I know I haven't had a date in nearly twenty-five years.

    7. Re:Distraction? by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      I'm single. Do you have any programming analogy about masturbation?

    8. Re:Distraction? by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      I can't see how this would be anything but a distraction and counter-productive.

      Because sometimes humans need distractions during the routine of the day to be more productive.

      There are plenty of articles out there talking about how many Chinese, having grown up with no siblings or cousins, and two parents who only care about their schooling, have never really developed soft social skills, or did much out of school. So once they're out of school and are now working, struggle with doing activities outside of work. So distractions during the day, for someone who's only going to be thinking about work, should they actually go home, probably creates a similar balance in that someone, that you get from going home at the end of the day.

    9. Re:Distraction? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, this is slashdot. We do car analogies for programming.

      You want arguments, down the hall.

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      I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    10. Re:Distraction? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      How are you arriving at that conclusion..

      You must be a manager that believes every second a person is not at their desk hacking a away a problem is "lost productivity"... rather than accepting the notion that sometimes, stepping away from a problem SOLVES the problem..

      #1: These women are not just randomly walking around interrupting everyone's day.. they are in the breakrooms and company sponsored events.. (no different than most other companies, other than the fact that, THAT is their job)

      #2: It offers the mental break I mentioned, which shows that long term you are MORE productive, because your output is higher quality.

      Of course will have some people that abuse it and slack off (like ANYTHING).. you feed them, and some people will spend more time eating than doing work. You give them a bathroom, and some people will spend more time using it than their work.. but the majority see it for what it is.. a tool to help bring LIFE back into the "factory floor" and lets them focus on the job rather than worry about all the other things that we do think about (ie: where to eat, where/if I can poo, and in the case of this example, my life is depressing because I ONLY work)

      Again, cracking the whip on everyone is not going to make EVERYONE more productive. And it sounds like for YOU, its a distraction (because you want to view it as such).. And I bet very much you are the sort that can't work at home because of "the distractions".

      any good employee will refrain from using the bathroom and wear diapers to work. (purchased out of their own money. your employer didn't ask you to evacuate your bowels at his expense). anything else is just stealing from your employer, taking the time to get up and go elsewhere and spend an unpredictable amount of time while the timeclock is ticking.
      this is equally true for working at home.

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
    11. Re:Distraction? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      you said

      I can't see how this would be anything but a distraction and counter-productive.

      TFA said

      "The presence of these girls have greatly improved their job efficiency and motivation."

      Personally, I find that when I'm happy I'm far more productive than when I'm unhappy. "Wasting" time improving my mood could easily result in more useful work being done overall.

      I'm not one of the normal slashdot genius precious snowflakes, and so I just go to work and do my job regardless of whether I'm feeling happy, sad or indifferent.

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  20. Why? by Swistak · · Score: 1

    Cheerleaders for gootball matches are great and acceptable and cheerleaders for programmers are the abonomination? Why the double standard?

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So where in TFA did it suggest cheerleaders in football matches are acceptable, either?

    2. Re:Why? by gzuckier · · Score: 1
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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  21. That can be fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    these women are not there to be partner surrogates

    Why not? Short skirts and verbal encouragement is about all I get from my wife these days, and it is apparently enough to keep me going to work every day.

    1. Re:That can be fixed by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      Except those cheerleaders are being paid by the company and you're paying for your own.

  22. The same as any sport by cyrille.mdc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We can't criticize this. Having cheerleaders at NBA, NFL etc... is very similar. Women cheering on men. Although now it's more just entertaining fans. Although I'm sure some cheerleaders here are giving athletes many free 'breakfasts'.

    1. Re:The same as any sport by xenotransplant · · Score: 1

      Gah. You beat me to it. So here have some mod points! (i don't have any mod points sorry)

    2. Re:The same as any sport by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      FWIW not all football cheerleaders are women. (Link to somewhat famous example)

      Personally I think there are better, less distracting, less sexist, ways to motivate programmers, but I seem to be in a minority here.

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    3. Re:The same as any sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thinking there is and being able to suggest one is different. Personally I don't think it matters if the cheerleaders are women or men it's probably much more about personality. Also it's not sexist. The fact that most programmers are male are sexist but that's probably not something a single startup can do anything about. The fact that emotional intelligence and hence the ability to "cheer" is far higher on the average female are also sexist. But both are facts that a startup will have to adapt to. You want to change those facts? Fine those are large scale problem that has to be solved on a level that's far to big for a startup. Ultimately it may actually be rooted in biology.

    4. Re:The same as any sport by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a US male who's happily married and mumble years old, there's a big difference between talking to an enthusiastic young man who's expressing interest in me and an enthusiastic young woman who's expressing interest in me, even when sex and/or cuddling is definitely not going to happen. I think it's partly about the sex of the cheerleader, and may well be biological.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    5. Re:The same as any sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't wrong for jocks to not hire women to play in the NBA, but nerds must hire them. Likewise, it isn't wrong for jocks to hire women for their tits, but nerds are not allowed to do it.

    6. Re:The same as any sport by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Have you noticed how girls with nice boobs all express frustration by going 'omph' while standing up on their toes, then dropping their heels to the ground, making their tits bounce?

      I think that's cool.

      The question is do they know they are doing it or is it just a behavior they learned subconsciously? Obviously it works or they wouldn't ALL do it.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  23. Voluntary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remind me again who's holding a gun to the head of these girls forcing them to do the job. Oh, wait...that's nobody. These girls are taking the job voluntarily, choosing to use their skills -- in this case, their physical appearance and ability to socialize -- to make money. If they felt the job was beneath them, they wouldn't do it. If you ban this behavior, you put them out of a job.

    This reminds me of the same SJW furor over booth babes at Las Vegas conventions. There were plenty of young, attractive girls who made a career out of working these events. Then came the political correctness police, and they were out of a job. None of them were bitching about being exploited before the ban on booth babes, but plenty were bitching later about being out of work. And, let's face it, many of these girls had banked on being able to make a living off their looks and thus had very few "traditional" job prospects lined up. In the end, only a few noisy protesters felt better, the girls were out of job, and attendees didn't get to enjoy the booth babes the conventions were famous for. Everybody lost except those shrill perenially-offended extremists.

  24. Perhaps "right idea, wrong implementation"? by Voyager529 · · Score: 2

    Admittedly, I'm neither 1.) a programmer, nor 2.) well-versed in Chinese culture, so those factors may raise issues with my thinking in this regard.

    Having said that, I'm wondering if the abstract concept has merit. Programming (and, in my case, IT/Sysadmin work) is generally thankless, generally involves odd hours, and can very easily become a high-stress situation. While hiring beautiful women to galavant around the office seems contrived and a bit degrading, I'd argue that perhaps what could be a positive thing is the concept of "having humans on staff to give the programming folk another human with whom to interact from time to time".
    I remember reading around here somewhere that a number of programmers have some inanimate object to which they describe the situation that they're in, and that the process of explaining the problem frequently yields a solution. I've got friends to whom I do my best to explain technical things in less-technical terms, and who have a propensity toward asking for further explanation. I find this helpful, and it's entirely possible that such an environment at work could assist in the same manner. An approachable person could help distill technical things so that a situation could be more quickly and effectively explained to management/marketing. Someone who genuinely feels listened to is more effective as a worker. It is in this capacity that I think having a "Counselor Troi" on staff could be advantageous to both prouctivity and morale.

    Hiring hotties to play ping-pong with programmers sounds like an HR nightmare waiting to happen. Even if we put aside the "socially unskilled" stereotype, allowing "person X" to speak in confidence to "paid listener Y" is going to, at some point, yield a situation where a misunderstanding is going to escalate quickly. The general solutions to this would heavily favor one side or the other - "programmer says something wrong, assume it's a misunderstanding" becomes "programmer intentionally says something unacceptable, cries 'misunderstanding' when they get to HR". Alternatively, "Cheerleader hears something she doesn't like, we want her to keep her job, so there's no such thing as a misunderstanding that will be hand-waved away" becomes "programmer says something genuinely intended to be innocent, is misunderstood, ends up getting reprimanded", leaving us with "your call may be recorded for quality purposes", thus making it an environment where everything is being recorded, removing the possibility of truly free expression of thought...And this is why we can't have nice things.

    Thus, I stand by my logic - there is merit in the abstract concept, and although I don't know if "programmer cheerleaders" is the correct implementation, I do think that "treating programmers like people, rather than caffeine-to-code conversion organisms" is something positive for the industry.

    1. Re:Perhaps "right idea, wrong implementation"? by swb · · Score: 1

      Having said that, I'm wondering if the abstract concept has merit. Programming (and, in my case, IT/Sysadmin work) is generally thankless, generally involves odd hours, and can very easily become a high-stress situation.

      I think you've hit on the problem.

      Taking people for granted, or worse, treating them badly, is the real problem.

      Making a point of personally thanking employees and acknowledging their hard work and sacrifices goes a long way. You don't have to overdo it or encourage narcissism, either -- a little goes a long way. Even when (and probably especially) I didn't think it deserved much acknowledgement and despite being extremely cynical, it really does make you feel better about it.

      NOT doing it, or worse, demanding the hard work and sacrifices in a you'd-just-better-be-thankful-to-have-this-opportunity kind of way only only builds resentment and hostility. And eventually just turns out more people who figure that being at best a jerk and at worst a tyrant is how you get things done.

    2. Re:Perhaps "right idea, wrong implementation"? by myowntrueself · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In your culture the girls would be just waiting for an opportunity to lodge a sexual harassment suit against the company and walk away with $bigbucks - $lawyerfees

      Not all cultures are like that.

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    3. Re:Perhaps "right idea, wrong implementation"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why this can work so well in China. Sexual harassment is a such a regular feature of employment for women there that this is probably a much less hostile work environment than these women would have otherwise.

    4. Re:Perhaps "right idea, wrong implementation"? by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      It is in this capacity that I think having a "Counselor Troi" on staff could be advantageous to both productivity and morale.

      Is that what you really think?

    5. Re:Perhaps "right idea, wrong implementation"? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Having said that, I'm wondering if the abstract concept has merit. Programming (and, in my case, IT/Sysadmin work) is generally thankless, generally involves odd hours, and can very easily become a high-stress situation.

      I think you've hit on the problem.

      Taking people for granted, or worse, treating them badly, is the real problem.

      Making a point of personally thanking employees and acknowledging their hard work and sacrifices goes a long way. You don't have to overdo it or encourage narcissism, either -- a little goes a long way. Even when (and probably especially) I didn't think it deserved much acknowledgement and despite being extremely cynical, it really does make you feel better about it.

      NOT doing it, or worse, demanding the hard work and sacrifices in a you'd-just-better-be-thankful-to-have-this-opportunity kind of way only only builds resentment and hostility. And eventually just turns out more people who figure that being at best a jerk and at worst a tyrant is how you get things done.

      wonder how it would work if the salaries paid to the women were divided up among the programmers instead.

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  25. I have hired a few Chinese "Cheerleaders" myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they do work hard and motivate.

  26. Amusing reactions by juanfgs · · Score: 2

    I like how people are outraged by this idea, but somehow it's perfectly okay for cheerleaders on other places like football teams. When put into the "nerdy guys place" suddenly there is a whole sexual air to it, I see comments like: "they are like hookers", "poor girls how they suffer surrounded by nerds", "this is sexual abuse".

    I think is valid to question western society (specially in the US) why it's acceptable to have "cheerleaders" showing their asses on public television before a football/basketball match but it's so outrageous have girls are hired motivate workers on one of the most profitable and stressful industries in the world.

    To be honest programming is a stressful environment, and it's way better if you have motivation, somebody telling you you rock, you can do it, makes you work happier and better, doesn't even have to be a woman. I don't see it more outrageous than a cheerleader show before an NBA game in my opinion, which is in fact directed more at the public than the actual players so it's even more questionable in is necessity or usefullness.

    Sorry for my crappy english.

  27. Why? because..... by Virtucon · · Score: 2

    coding with a boner is always more fun.

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    Harrison's Postulate - "For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism"
    1. Re:Why? because..... by fey000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      coding with a boner is always more fun.

      It's a requirement if you want to hit the more complex emacs commands.

    2. Re:Why? because..... by Gibgezr · · Score: 1

      It's a requirement if you want to hit the more complex emacs commands.

      Best laugh of the day. Thank you.

    3. Re:Why? because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always wondered how on earth it's possible to hit some of those commands!

  28. whine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's stupid (sexist, degrading etc).. But works.

    It's not stupid.

    Hint. whining about sexism isn't productive.

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  30. All I want for Christmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised we haven't seen this in America yet.

    Hell yea it'd boost my productivity and you better believe I'd be at work on time, for longer hours.

    I agree with idea that these are glorified secretaries and that there is nothing wrong with it. Bosses are wasting money any time an engineer has to perform an office task, such as main coffee or ordering lunch for the team. Likewise, if one developer needs to decompress over a game of ping pong they may pull in another dev who is still busy.

    1. Re:All I want for Christmas by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      >> I'm surprised we haven't seen this in America yet.

      Why do you think your marketing department is the size it is? Not everyone there is "customer facing" ...

  31. Miss 2 Bits? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

    Two Bits!
    Four Bits!
    Six Bits!
    A byte!

    All for the coders, stand up and unite!

    with great apologies to Mr Two Bits - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    1. Re:Miss 2 Bits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shift to the left!
      Shift to the right!
      Pop up! Push down!
      Fight! Fight! Fight!

  32. Look, people are animals. by hey! · · Score: 2

    Recognizing that is not necessarily degrading. What's degrading is treating someone as less than a total human being, which includes both the animal behavior and the advanced cognitive stuff.

    Most people recognize of course that reducing someone to nothing more than an object of animal behaviors is degrading. But there is something degrading in a lot of high pressure employment too, which is reducing someone to their intellectual capacity to transform information inputs to into product outputs. But we're also animals who evolved to live in medium-sized social groups, and need family and social interactions centered around feeding, grooming and (yes) reproduction to be healthy. We need family, friends, and social novelty. We need to have a personal story that extends beyond our economic outputs.

    Now as to whether this particular corporate arrangement is degrading, it could well be. However I doubt that in the current Chinese context that it is. There's a lot to this situation that doesn't necessarily fit into Western assumptions, and one of the biggest factors is the unexpected ways China's one-child policy has altered the status of women. As you'd obviously expect given the Chinese cultural value of extending the male bloodline this has skewed Chinese population male -- 1.18 :: 1 at birth. And paradoxically this has actually raised the status of Chinese girls as individuals, upending thousands of years of cultural tradition.

    Young, attractive, talented women have immense opportunities in modern China; they don't have to accept any treatment they find degrading. This is a good thing, but the fact that it is ultimately rooted in the messy biological imperative to propagate the species is something that many people will be deeply ambivalent about. I think we'd be a lot better off if we just accepted our animal nature and use it to make everyone's lives better; or at least developed the ability to have a good laugh at ourselves. The kind of earnest, priggish, knee-jerk reaction something like this immediately evokes is rooted in deep discomfort with human nature, as well as cultural parochialism.

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  33. My Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for an asian company that has tried something like this, they hired a pretty girl to try to raise morale and come up with ideas and cheer up staff. She is the most hated staff member in the whole company, she is seen as a drain on resources (rightfully so) and does nothing productive, everything she plans, organises or does no-one wants to be involved in because we're all overworked with no energy and these silly events and programs are reduce performance on metrics and sap our already waning reserves of energy and well being.
    Interesting enough though, most of the staff are westerners, the asian staff are fine with her activities but dislike her personally so maybe this is a cultural thing?

  34. I know what I'm doing tonight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to the strip club...why the fuck not? I won't be degrading women by any means.

    In reality, I'm going to take my girlfriend out, but seriously, I do know a lot of socially inept techies here in the U.S. that I could see this helping.

  35. Here in the west they're called interns. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And, there's nothing sexual about it. It just nice to have new, young, enthusiastic faces in the office, and actually does boost morale quite a bit.

  36. LOL by koan · · Score: 1

    What about the female employees?

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  37. Sheesh.. get a grip by Sassinak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The issue here is not tolerant meaning not trying to offend anyone, because that is an impossible task. (ex: I wear a red tie today, and the women in the elevator says the red tie OFFENDS her.. (its a freaking colour).. but rather trying to be more understanding of the other side that is expressing their individuality (ex: rather than taking offense at again, my colour tie, especially where no offense was given, or even implied, instead choosing to recognize it is in fact, just a TIE, part of any normal apparel by any human, and not look for offense where none in given. If I personally knew the person, or red was culturally insensitive (again, known) then perhaps a slight offense could be claimed.

    The issue with this situation is people are getting offended by a cultural difference that does not subject these people to any degradation or offense. (other than what we, the outsiders) want to attach. I think many people said it here already, in most work places (even those outside of china), the mindset is "I don't care about your life, I wand productivity.. work harder or you are fired".. but what some people fail to recognize is programming is an art, and you can write junk code (functional but non elegant which requires more work down the line (QA, bug fixes, etc..) or elegant code.. and yes.. mood and life does enter into it by being inspired).

    Simply (as some have suggested).. hire more females to program doesn't turn anyone instantly from shy to outgoing, especially if there is no assistance on HOW to interact. (and the same is true for females as well).. I've worked in programming shops in Japan (some where the ratios have been 60/40 (yes, still higher men than women).. but in ALL cases, both groups were afraid to talk with each other for fear of one, making an faux pas, or worse, an embarrassing mistake which might cost them their job.

    The purpose of these "cheerleaders" is to one, break the cycle of monotony.. (yes, it can get dull hacking out code, especially if you are a grunt), two, allow these people (some of who spend 80 - 90% of their lives at work) a chance at a break, and allow them to incorporate some social norms back into their lives without fear of retribution and education. Or to put it another way.. the socially awkward geek(s) gets connected with the socially adept socialite in order to learn how to be cool (ie: almost every teen flick in the past 30 years). Virtually EVERY study indicates a happy employee is a productive employee. (why do you think Google, or Microsoft, etc... all spend so much on employee perks (food, social gatherings, etc..) these are all to bring some normality back into their lives, to forge better team bonding, and for those that are shy a chance to interact in a socially prescribed way that does not require them to use skills they may not have or suck at.

    And for those that are arguing these women are being hired SOLELY on their looks, that is not always the case.. yes, their looks are part of the equation.. but their ability to help these folks out of their shells, and in effect become a "Cheerleader" is also a factor.. (not every "hot girl" off the street is going to qualify because they lack the temperament and skills to help others.

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  38. PHB would be proud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Such a business-minded solution - Our workforce is male dominated and the lack of co-gender interaction is leaving them socially stunted - Let's hire models to stand around and flatter them all day, without any of the sort of genuine human connection that you get from working on something with someone, because It's easier to commodify a person than to look past outdated gender norms and workers aren't real people with real social needs.

    1. Re:PHB would be proud by LaurenCates · · Score: 1

      *sigh*

      This is going to be an anecdote, so feel free to disregard as you will.

      I'm a huge introvert, and have a pretty badly stunted ability to form relationships with people. Like, literally, "years of therapy, will never be the thing that most people call 'normal'" stunted.

      Last year, I went to a church camp, where everyone was friendly and nice, and I knew absolutely no one. But if you were identified as "new", you got all the hugs you could have possibly wanted (no one did this without your permission). I left with a sense of well-being that I rarely feel simply because of the amount of human contact I received in that one week.

      I can't say that I talk to anyone I met there now (see above). But it seems to me, if you get a little more human interaction than you normally might, you might start to feel a little more pep in your step. That's not "commodifying", that's just addressing the human need for companionship. And sometimes for people who are downright awful at soft skills, it may actually be helpful.

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      Some people don't believe in fairies. I don't believe in The Patriarchy.
    2. Re:PHB would be proud by fey000 · · Score: 2

      I've had the same experiences (though not church camp). Warmth and openness to conversation can very much bring me out of the introvert shell.

      Also, it might be worth noting that certain keywords, like "commodify a person", "rape culture", or "patriarchy", generally indicate a strong resistance to logic and reasoning. Arguing with such a person is rarely a fruitful endeavour.

    3. Re:PHB would be proud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Earlier anon here. If everyone in this arrangement feels they either benefit from or are appropriately paid for the arrangement, it really isn't any of my business, I know. Just seems to me like the underlying issue was approached wrong because business can't help it, since there's a disconnected mindset where everything fits nicely into roles. I think they looked at this and went : "Our mostly male programmers could benefit from interacting with women more" and instead of bringing in more women into their teams which seems the obvious answer though I realize it's also a supply problem because not many women go in STEM, they just added a role labelled "Women" next to the role labelled "Programmers". Without denying the gender stuff, it was more a comment on how business thinks of people as spherical cows.

      And I definitely think that camps are different than this, the relationship and expectations between the camps and campers and supervisors/advisors/etc are different and the settings are usually meant to encourage honest connection - I feel like if they could get realdolls to not look creepy as all hell and play ping-pong they'd just have gone with that instead because it'd have been a cheaper and rounder spherical cow and people are messy with their moods and egos and agency and personal lives and personal responsibilities.

    4. Re:PHB would be proud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh*

      This is going to be an anecdote, so feel free to disregard as you will.

      I'm a huge introvert, and have a pretty badly stunted ability to form relationships with people. Like, literally, "years of therapy, will never be the thing that most people call 'normal'" stunted.

      Last year, I went to a church camp, where everyone was friendly and nice, and I knew absolutely no one. But if you were identified as "new", you got all the hugs you could have possibly wanted (no one did this without your permission). I left with a sense of well-being that I rarely feel simply because of the amount of human contact I received in that one week.

      I can't say that I talk to anyone I met there now (see above). But it seems to me, if you get a little more human interaction than you normally might, you might start to feel a little more pep in your step. That's not "commodifying", that's just addressing the human need for companionship. And sometimes for people who are downright awful at soft skills, it may actually be helpful.

      I had a similar experience entering a bar in a city I was conferencing in, but did not get nearly as much joy out of the experience. it wasn't until the next day that my coworkers laughingly informed me it was a notorious gay bar.

    5. Re:PHB would be proud by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      I've had the same experiences (though not church camp). Warmth and openness to conversation can very much bring me out of the introvert shell.

      Also, it might be worth noting that certain keywords, like "commodify a person", "rape culture", or "patriarchy", generally indicate a strong resistance to logic and reasoning. Arguing with such a person is rarely a fruitful endeavour.

      As with any specialized field of academic study, there are a lot of words which are used in a very technical sense with a very specific meaning within the field, and shouldn't be used in discussions with people outside the field unless the way the words are being used is very specifically defined. Tell a physicist you do a huge amount of work, and he'll argue with you that the F dot d you integrate every day doesn't seem that high. Or spend a day arguing with a statistician over whether a drop in the death rate from .05% to .03% is significant. Or argue with an economist about "rent".

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  39. Hey, my office has one of those by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

    Of course, I'm married to her. But, yeah, helps keep morale up at the cost of a little distraction here and there.

  40. What's wrong with being sexy? by ZecretZquirrel · · Score: 1

    Well?

    1. Re:What's wrong with being sexy? by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      Nothing is wrong with that. You are missing the point totally which I find quite interesting, because you are not the only one who brings something up what has nothing to do with my post.

  41. Only for straight males? by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    "What a ridiculous job, why reduce women to only be valued by their looks and to assist males"

    Are they only hiring female cheerleaders, and only to help straight male programmers, and by "cheering" they mean flaunting their body? I guess China doesn't have any laws that deal with sexuality or discrimination in the workplace...

    1. Re:Only for straight males? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are they only hiring female cheerleaders, and only to help straight male programmers, and by "cheering" they mean flaunting their body? I guess China doesn't have any laws that deal with sexuality or discrimination in the workplace...

      You don't get 7% annual growth for decades by catering to the demands of trans-gay-minority-wymyn.

      Consider going back to Tubmlr if you miss your SJW echo chamber.

    2. Re:Only for straight males? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      "What a ridiculous job, why reduce women to only be valued by their looks and to assist males" Are they only hiring female cheerleaders, and only to help straight male programmers, and by "cheering" they mean flaunting their body? I guess China doesn't have any laws that deal with sexuality or discrimination in the workplace...

      didn't anybody watch Mad Men? Or live through that era? what do you think all those secretaries were for? if they were that necessary, we'd still have them, instead of a much smaller number of administrative assistants whose role is quite different.

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  42. How is this different that the USA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you seen female pharmacy reps or female HR tech headhunters? They're impeccably dressed, and they flirt to get want they want. Nothing wrong with it. Make a living using your talents, for some it's brains and for some it's looks and a pleasant personality.

    1. Re:How is this different that the USA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you seen female pharmacy reps or female HR tech headhunters? They're impeccably dressed, and they flirt to get want they want. Nothing wrong with it. Make a living using your talents, for some it's brains and for some it's looks and a pleasant personality.

      We had to ban one from our building for her inappropriate dress. It was very disappointing.

  43. blackmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The girls can also blackmail the programmers and say pay me or it's rape just like Patrick Kane

    1. Re: blackmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's Microsoft, then it would actually be tape. There's so much rape here. Part of it the culture from India. But mostly because there are no single women around here. Other than at work, I haven't talked to a single unmarried woman near my age since college.

    2. Re: blackmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh. There haven't been that many rape accusations here. Only a few dozen that I can remember, and there's almost 120,000 employees!

      This is a safe company. My little sister was an admin here in 2005. I felt comfortable letting her work here and at that job.

    3. Re: blackmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just got to love a corporate culture where a few dozen rape accusations isn't considered that bad.

    4. Re: blackmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only a few dozen. Boy, Microsoft is great.

    5. Re: blackmail by uniquegeek · · Score: 1

      I'm sure your sister appreciates your "letting" her work there, based on your judgment.

    6. Re: blackmail by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Always get permission from Big Brother.

  44. OK then by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Would a female programmer clap for your shitty guitar solo? OK then.

  45. bro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Bro" has become a derogatory term. The continued usage of it by the media and women when referring to men and what mean do is demeaning and usually a direct attack on masculinity, as if to imply that a masculine way of doing things is somehow wrong and deserving of mockery.

    1. Re:bro by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      c'mon, bro, settle. Settle.

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  46. this is so natural by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    yes, real human societies are sexist. in general and as 90%+ true statement, men are different than women, and need different motivation than women. in asia they don't BS themselves about this. but you can imagine whatever you want, your society is losing to asia, and once it sinks low enough the BS known as feminism evaporates into thin air, and women will be FAR worse off here than if they were in asia where they could have a career

    1. Re:this is so natural by prefec2 · · Score: 2

      The next one who did not understand my post. Very interesting.

      Put yourself in the position of such programmer: The management employs some sexy girls to cheer you up. However, in reality you are only allowed to look at them. At one point the becomes frustrating. And it also tells you that you are inadequate to get a women on the "free market". This is not helping. It is like going to a hooker, in short it might help, but essentially you will feel empty afterwards.

      On a side note: Asia is not in anyway overtaking my society. Especially, as Asia is a little too big to be a homogeneous thing. so I conclude that you are most likely from the US and born there. And you have no clue about the world. For example, Asia include Japan. Japan is not a western country, but it is still declining. China is an Asian country, it is twice as big as the EU and the US together. They perform well, however, they have large social problems, due to their believe that boys are worth more than girls which resulted in an significant imbalance in the men/women ratio. They have also an increasing Gini-Index. It could be very dangerous there in future. India, is also Asia, and so is Thailand, and Vietnam, and Iran, Pakistan, Afghanistan (all countries where western countries messed with).

    2. Re:this is so natural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially, as Asia is a little too big to be a homogeneous thing. so I conclude that you are most likely from the US and born there. And you have no clue about the world.

      I'm guessing they thought you were from the US, and was intending that as an insult to what they believed to be your nationality.

    3. Re:this is so natural by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      The next one who did not understand my post. Very interesting.

      Put yourself in the position of such programmer: The management employs some sexy girls to cheer you up. However, in reality you are only allowed to look at them. At one point the becomes frustrating. And it also tells you that you are inadequate to get a women on the "free market". This is not helping. It is like going to a hooker, in short it might help, but essentially you will feel empty afterwards.

      On a side note: Asia is not in anyway overtaking my society. Especially, as Asia is a little too big to be a homogeneous thing. so I conclude that you are most likely from the US and born there. And you have no clue about the world. For example, Asia include Japan. Japan is not a western country, but it is still declining. China is an Asian country, it is twice as big as the EU and the US together. They perform well, however, they have large social problems, due to their believe that boys are worth more than girls which resulted in an significant imbalance in the men/women ratio. They have also an increasing Gini-Index. It could be very dangerous there in future. India, is also Asia, and so is Thailand, and Vietnam, and Iran, Pakistan, Afghanistan (all countries where western countries messed with).

      at some point, the donkey figures out the carrot is fastened to his collar and he's never going to get it, no matter how far he pulls the damn cart.

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
    4. Re:this is so natural by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      yes, real human societies are sexist. in general and as 90%+ true statement, men are different than women, and need different motivation than women. in asia they don't BS themselves about this. but you can imagine whatever you want, your society is losing to asia, and once it sinks low enough the BS known as feminism evaporates into thin air, and women will be FAR worse off here than if they were in asia where they could have a career

      Well "real human societies" are often racist, homophobic or whatever too, that doesn't make it right, and it doesn't mean you can't do anything about it.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  47. Oh, the horror for the SJW crew! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    We have women in short skirts working in an office to motivate programmers - how degrading! I mean we have to make sure it's trumpeted everywhere as a massive set-back for women. Never mind the ISIS rape squads, or the selling or female children throughout ISIS-controlled lands. No, let's only focus on evil technology and programmers and people making money...

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    1. Re:Oh, the horror for the SJW crew! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      These days it seems like the people on the left, who used to be champions of women's rights and equality, are now big fans is Islam and women dressing in burqas. They've gotten so extreme they've wrapped-around to the other side.

    2. Re:Oh, the horror for the SJW crew! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      As a leftist and fan of Bernie Sanders, I approve of women dressing as they want (although, personally, I like them in miniskirts more than in burqas, and burqas always make me suspect some coercion), and really dislike Islam as a religion. I also can get annoyed when we leftists are stereotyped badly.

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    3. Re:Oh, the horror for the SJW crew! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'm a fan of Bernie too, but I don't call myself a "leftist" because these days, that seems to mean you're a SJW who hates white men and thinks we need to be forced to use words like "xe" to avoid offending people with gendered pronouns.

    4. Re:Oh, the horror for the SJW crew! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I am a straight cisgendered white male, and I don't hate myself. I also prefer to use "they" as a gender-neutral singular pronoun, and I can provide historical backing for it. I still call myself a leftist.

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    5. Re:Oh, the horror for the SJW crew! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      They is grammatically incorrect according to Harbrace et al, but these days it seems to be the norm because the English language is sadly lacking in gender-neutral plural pronouns.

      However, "xe" and "xem" isn't the answer. How the fuck do you even pronounce those??? If it's with a sorta-"sh" sound it'll just sound like the feminine pronouns, and if it's with a "z" sound it'll sound like you're speaking with a bad German accent.

  48. Baubles instead of a decent country to live in by kheldan · · Score: 1

    Maybe they'd be more productive if they lived under a government that didn't oppress them at every turn, squashing their creativity and their joy of life in general?

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    Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
  49. Bros Before Code by Rhone · · Score: 1

    The best part of this story is a room full of socially awkward nerds being described as "stereotypical 'bro' culture."

    1. Re:Bros Before Code by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      The best part of this story is a room full of socially awkward nerds being described as "stereotypical 'bro' culture."

      stereotypical bro culture is, of course, heavily crypto-homosexual. the banging of the broads is just ritual denial.

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  50. Won't work long term by jd.schmidt · · Score: 1

    This may have a short term benefit, but by and large happy workers aren't productive, productive workers are happy. At the end of the day, we all like to feel like we succeeded somehow. SOME distraction and downtime that is work sponsored is beneficial, but there is a definite limit, more effective is finding ways to make the needed tasks satisfying to perform has a better long term result.

  51. That sucks. by shadowrat · · Score: 2

    This would irk me so much. First i'd be pissed that the company was paying people to decorate the office. taking that money and just boosting the salaries of the engineers tends to make us happier. Second, i'd be insulted that they think i'm so shallow.

    Finally, I'd be pissed at myself. Id suffer from cognitive dissonance knowing it was a cheap trick, but feeling giddy excitement with some pretty girl hanging around at my desk.

    1. Re:That sucks. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Assuming you're not being underpaid, raising your salary probably wouldn't have that much effect on your happiness. Other things are typically more important in the long run.

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    2. Re:That sucks. by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      What is the difference between the company spending money to decorate the office with art and plants, vs. people?

    3. Re:That sucks. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      That's true, but is the solution to take that money and hire young women to wander around the office and be eye candy? If they don't want to increase my salary maybe something like a cell phone allowance or a company car or something.

    4. Re:That sucks. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The solution is to spend the money on something that makes you feel appreciated. If Chinese programmers feel appreciated when they get to interact with young women, then that works. It wouldn't work for me, and I take it not for you.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  52. Typically teeny tiny chinese titties? by oldmac31310 · · Score: 0

    If so, no distraction... ; ) - hey where did the post as anonymous option go?

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  53. Looks like the very first for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that nobody had said so far to RTFA or "I didn't RTFA but..".

  54. Nice by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

    Are Chinese tech companies hiring Americans?

  55. Ashley Madison by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Because that would mean the men are kind of stupid, don't you think?

    That would be like making a dating site and having practically all the women on it be chat bots. Certainly men aren't stupid enough to fall for that!

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    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
  56. In America We Call That... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...QA analysts and BAs...just kidding! just kidding! *ducking staplers and mice flying at me*

  57. classic office used to be "frisky" by peter303 · · Score: 1

    In the recent hisotry of the modern office called Cubed there was a section on post-WWII where intra-office affairs were common. Men looking variety from their families. Women looking for husbands. I think the women lib types in the 70s dampened this.
    http://www.amazon.com/Cubed-A-...

  58. Submission/Firehose glitch or what? by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 2

    Anyone have an idea of why submitting the same story yesterday morning (http://slashdot.org/submission/4917489/chinese-tech-startups-hiring-cheerleaders-for-programmers) doesn't seem to show even in the firehose and shows as still pending to me, but "HughPickens.com" (nothing promotional there...) with the same primary link and who seems to submit stories daily has already been included and posted?

    Granted, you can certainly make an argument that he quoted more from the article in his post and say that's superior... I'm mostly trying to figure out why the story submission I made never even seemed to appear on the firehose and is still pending, while this duplicate of it seems to have passed it by. Is there a submission process glitch?

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    The party of stupid and the party of evil get together and do something both stupid and evil, then call it bipartisan.
  59. GET THAT POM-POM OUTTA MY FACE! by PeeCursive · · Score: 1

    for tittie = 1 to MAX_TITTIE set woman.objectify = true int $69 \n push WANG aH next tittie

  60. It's a trap! by ksheff · · Score: 1

    This is just an evil plot by project managers to get these young geeks to squander even more of their short lives at the office. Who do you think would get a better response for statement "I really need you to come in to the office this weekend and work on this for me"? A pretty young gal in a mini skirt or some PM that reminds you of Bill Lumbergh?

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  61. So What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Women can choose to be Army Rangers and the world isn't going to end why not Programmer cheerleaders? Are free independent and liberated women only supposed to take jobs Western liberals say they can take?

  62. To the confused white people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those programmers know what's going on, it's like they're at the KTV (karaoke TV), but
    the KTV is at work. Those women are for the most part untouchable, one: the boss owns
    them, two: both the men and women know that the woman can sell her pussy for a much
    higher price than the men at the workplace can offer. Both the men and women
    understand this relationship. If the men in that office feel any sexual frustration from
    the women at work, they can just pay for sex for the night from some other woman.
    Both the men and the women don't feel bad at all about this working relationship, as
    it sure as hell beats working in some god awful factory.

    To you white people, try going to China. However, I warn you, bring a bat because
    you'll have to use it to keep off all the pussy that gets thrown you. You could be 5'9"
    and 320lbs. and still have trouble with how much pussy gets thrown at you. Why,
    because you represent MONEY, and that's all those Chinese biatches care about.
    They're not just some peaty gold diggers, but gold MINERS. Those biatches know
    how to mine for gold. Forewarned is foretold...

  63. so apparently attractive women are always victims? by camazotz · · Score: 1

    It is interesting how our society apparently concludes that if you are an attractive woman who is engaged in some sort of paid position as a social or support (cheerleader) role then you must clearly be a victim. Or is it that any context in which men benefit from the presence or attention of a woman automatically lumps them in to a predatory category? Is this actually the only way to categorize any situation in which both sexes are engaging on some level based on attraction/interest?

  64. Re:so apparently attractive women are always victi by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Or it could be taken the opposite way - that management is trying to lead the entire staff of men around by their penises.

    I think it's a combination of both, and both are pretty disgusting, tbh.

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  65. The usual exaggeration by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

    (Or perhaps my usual mistake.) As far as I can tell, despite the summary and the sloppy linked article, this was one company, not "companies across China". So a lot of kerfuffle over three young women at one company.

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  66. Some of us are just thick by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Ah, penetrating humor. This is why I come to slashdot, to observe the thrust of jokes erected to pin their targets down, again and again and again. Turgid prose? Oh, yes! Yes!

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  67. Re:so apparently attractive women are always victi by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    I'm going to guess that it has something to do with the weird US attitudes towards sex workers, and for that matter sex.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  68. Before desktop computers many companies had these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before everyone had a desktop computer almost all companies had these but they called them secretaries. Now days only the highest level executives have this perk.

  69. No wonder they need cheering up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in an office with such tiny desks all elbow to elbow, back to back. I've worked in call centers that were much roomier than that, those pictures makes my current cubicle seem downright luxurious in comparison.

  70. Re:Amusing reactions by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    A lot of people are outraged about cheerleaders in sports teams, too. It's been complained about so much that it doesn't generate page hits anymore, so that's why we have this story and not that one.

    Also the story isn't very well sourced, it could be the pictures are from something completely different. There's no reason to do fact-checking before getting outraged, though.

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  71. teach them to code! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The developers should take is upon themselves to teach the cheerleaders how to code. A good method for this is pair programming. And in fact I'm certain the developers would like to take this to the next level with spooning programming.

  72. The "dry hustle" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prostitutes call that the "dry hustle".

    The men are being manipulated. Their companies are extremely hostile toward them.

  73. When a company requires... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You to be in the office nearly every waking moment, then it is nice that they provide a little social interaction. The company I work for is 100% male and I go weeks at a time without talking to a female. I wish my company would do like Microsoft does and hire a bunch of cute admins.

    1. Re:When a company requires... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I go weeks at a time without talking to a female.

      I wish it was only weeks for me. So many of the Seattle area start-ups require "hundreds" (100 hour work weeks), so it is hard to meet anyone. When you get off work at 9pm on Fridays and Saturdays after working twelve hours, it's hard to go out and be social. I don't think I've had a real conversation with a female in over a decade. I work for an engineering company that contacts to Boeing, so I work with all guys. The pay is very nice, but the price is loneliness.

  74. Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should have just gotten them prostitutes

  75. My wife is Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From China, right off the boat. She was here to study, I married her. OMG difficult life. OMG poor. Away from family. No friends. Aging, without a husband (bad in China).

    Never, ever, showed an unhappy face. Never complained, or broke down.

    All that matters is happiness and success, family. That's it. Period. Succeed at your job and be happy.

    NO drama. Even if there is, put on a happy face. NEVER show it to anyone.

    Totally and utterly different than every single woman I've ever been with.

    Piss her off though and she will destroy you.

  76. Re:so apparently attractive women are always victi by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    It's other women. If there's a topless woman on the beach and it's not a topless beach, it's the other women that complain. Woman in the mens room because the women's room is way backed up - other women complain, bitch and moan.

    The real victims are the men. We're unfairly seen as dumb, brutes. Hardly capable of doing the right thing. We're also never right.

    Used to work for a woman and there was a hooters just down the street. She used to get upset when we'd bring leftovers back. Couldn't we spend our money someplace else? She'd ask. - Why? Food is good, scenery is great. A couple of the girls from that store were in the calendar that year. They wanted $35 for it. We turned it down. I think $15 would be the limit. Besides, I have a picture of them with me on my birthday!

  77. Headphones and hoodies by javawocky · · Score: 1

    Most of the developers in my team would pay money not to get distracted. This would be annoying to me.

  78. Its called Agile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My company introduced more females by going 'Agile' and 'Reinventing'

    Broadly speaking rather than recruiting qualified programmer to actually code, they promoted a bunch of PA's and administrative clerks to team leaders, added some tame Japanese Magma characters to personalize the team with a 'Catchy Name' . No one observed the increase in good looking bossy women with can do attitudes - who know how to drive a spreadsheet and micromanage with a vengeance. The outcome was an immediate increase in contract programmers. Net result: Greater cost, mixed bag. The rise of Jen's.

    The Chinese are doing it better - have a non threatening (and cheap) novel presence on the shop floor. They also read about the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawthorne_effect. It will WORK, at least for a short while, then you need to find a new stimulus.
    Sometimes just talking clears a programmers head, talking to a cat, dog, or girlfriend sometimes works. Breakout areas lost their effectiveness when stand up meetings intruded and distracted the productive ones.

    The fact that intolerant people want to sharpen sticks on perceived moral incorrectness is plain wrong. I hope the same company ends up employing some as 'freshers' = those identified with interest and an attitude to code. After a stint, cycle some 'mathematicians' through the place.

  79. Engineers as Rock Stars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always said, if we would treat engineers like rock stars (men or women) we'd be on Jupiter by now.

  80. Pretty smart, if you ask me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see how this could work brilliantly.

    You're all assuming that the 'cheerleaders' are largely unskilled and just there to provide a fairly passive entertainment role. But why shouldn't a 'cheerleader' decide to be good at her job instead?

    Picture this. You're about to start banging your head on your desk because there's a bug you can't find or some other problem you can't solve. Suddenly there's someone sitting next to you saying "how's it going? What seems to be the problem? Talk me through it".

    So now you're 'rubber-ducking'. You're explaining what you're trying to achieve in a way that a layperson (or a rubber duck) could understand. Now you're explaining the possible reasons why it wouldn't be working, in ways a layperson could understand. Now you're eliminating the possibilities. Now you've realised what was wrong and you know how to fix it.

    "Yay!" says the cheerleader. "Let's play ping-pong!"

    So now you've just solved a problem that would've taken hours to solve by yourself, just by talking it over with someone who knows nothing about it. It took ten minutes for the 'cheerleader' to notice you weren't getting anywhere, it took ten minutes to talk through the possibilities, and then you spent ten minutes playing ping-pong. So the problem is solved early, and you feel better, and the 'cheerleader' learned something general about programming.

    After a few months of this, the 'cheerleaders' will be fluent in pseudocode. Half of them will have enrolled in actual coding classes, because it makes them better at their jobs. They'll all be experts in time management.

    A year later, you're re-hiring female 'cheerleaders' as junior programmers and you're hiring male cheerleaders to motivate them.

    This is basically a weirdly formalised version of the universal practice of bringing in perky interns and keeping them around (because they're fun to have around) until they either move on to something different, or settle in as useful full-time staff.

  81. me likee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    me program you longtime

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  83. But why? by howlingmad · · Score: 1

    Why do they have to motivate their programmers so badly? Bad projects? Bad programming language?