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It Is Programmer Day - Why So Apathetic?

mikejuk writes: Programmers Day comes around every year and yet each year it seems to be increasingly ignored. Why, when we are trying to encourage children to take up all things computing, is Programmers Day such a big flop? If you've not encountered it before, the idea is that on a specific day we celebrate computer programmers. It is designated to be on the 256th day of the year, which in most years is September 13th and this year, 2015, it falls on a Sunday. If you don't know why it's the 256th day, then you probably aren't a programmer and there is no point in explaining. The usual suggestions for things to do on programmer day include telling jokes and other fairly lame stuff. How about instead: Teach someone to program just a little bit.

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  1. When by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When is Plumber Day? Car Mechanic Day? Kindergarten Teacher Day maybe?

    What?

    1. Re:When by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      When is Plumber Day? Car Mechanic Day? Kindergarten Teacher Day maybe?

      What?

      They all probably do exist - but it's a silly construct that deserves to be ignored.

      Plus it's doubly dumb to have such a day fall on a Sunday, when most programmers won't be working (nor will their coworkers, so there can't even be any silly hallway banter about it).

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    2. Re:When by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Informative

      When is Plumber Day?

      April 25th.

      Car Mechanic Day?

      November 15th.

      Kindergarten Teacher Day

      Teacher day, may 5th and 6th.

      It's hard to take an 'appreciation day' seriously. I do my job, I get paid. I don't feel unappreciated. Pie day is cool, because pies taste good.

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    3. Re:When by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We have special days for the servant type jobs that don't pay well. Secretary's day, Mom's day, Veteran's day, etc. The kinds of jobs that most people don't want, accept due to lack of preferable options, and that demand significant personal sacrifice from them for the benefit of others.

      As it stands, software development still pays well enough that it does not qualify. If Big Tech had its way, software development would be a menial blue collar job that pays minimum wage, and then you bet your bottom dollar there would be a grand celebration for programmer's day.

      But as it is now, you may as well be celebrating "corporate executive" day.

    4. Re:When by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Random capitalization Is Fun.

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    5. Re:When by nanoflower · · Score: 1

      And most people have never heard of those days either. I've never heard of anyone celebrating it or even mentioning Programmer Day in many years working in the field.

    6. Re:When by show+me+altoids · · Score: 2

      When is Plumber Day? Car Mechanic Day? Kindergarten Teacher Day maybe?

      What?

      Today is also Grandparent's day, which makes today doubly special for me. Started on punched cards. Get off my lawn.

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    7. Re:When by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You are lucky. I do my job, I get paid. I feel unappreciated.

      We've had 0 employees recognized for good performance over the last two years. I've had one suggested training course presented, which I took, and paid out of pocket. The man who suggested it didn't even care enough in his asking to follow up, and when I asked him why he promoted it, he said he got a email and just forwarded it.

      My upper management tells me six months ago that reviews are in place, and I should be looking forward to a talk with my boss, but my actual boss hasn't reviewed me in two years.

      When crunch time hits, the responses are in the line of "well, if you don't want to work Saturday and Sunday, we can always let you go."

    8. Re:When by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not quite so Random....
      Many years ago, I was involved in a Research Project concerning Indexing.
      For those who have forgotten about Books, an Index was a place at the back of a Book where significant People, Places, Events, and Ideas were collected in Alphabetical Order, with relevant page numbers listed. Depending on Edition, the page numbers varied.
      This is an awful, tedious task by Hand; we were using a PDP-11.
      How to determine what gets Indexed?
      We started with anything Capitalized, with the exception of a few specific words. (The, A, I, And, But... that sort of Thing.)
      So we had Real Names, Place Names, Titles of People and Things, Concepts, Acronyms, Historical Events... What we were actually developing was the Concept of Hyperlinking, but we just called it CAI- Computer Assisted Indexing.
      Well, feeding texts in caused some Problems, because there never were consistent rules of Capitalization.
      So we taught the PDP-11 to Capitalize the incoming Texts according to common Indexing Rules.
      The curious result was that even in casual work between the group, Capitalization took off. We started thinking _differently_ about writing. That is a hard habit to break.
      And then Summer and the Money ran out.

      If you go back and look at my first Post, you may find that a little further background is in there in the form of Capitalization. Note that "Optician" and "Optometrist" are Capitalized. Do you know the difference? "Eye" is Capitalized because it is a Pun. "Leaded Glass" is Capitalized because of the significant differing physical and optical qualities from regular Glass, and all those Aberrant Plastics.
      The PDP-11 would have quite approved. It would happily Index the Hell out of that Piece, and this one, and construct this impressive Index, with page numbers from Other Works added as they were submitted.
      All that would be missing in this process of going directly from "Optician" to "Optometrist", is the later technique of Asterixing or Underlining to indicate a "Link".
      Oh, and a Mouse. We were using Teletypes and a Hazeltine Terminal.

    9. Re:When by antdude · · Score: 1

      What about grandparent's day, the 13th? :P

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    10. Re:When by damnitalready · · Score: 1

      "You are lucky. I do my job, I get paid. I feel unappreciated." It's not luck, it's a demand for respect. When you start respecting yourself, your employer (whether this one or the next) will, too.

    11. Re:When by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm not a programmer by profession, but (by total coincidence) I spent a good chunk of yesterday doing some hobby programming. Unintentional celebration for the win?

  2. Just such a stupid, stupid article by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why, when we are trying to encourage children to take up all things computing, is Programmers Day such a big flop?

    Um, because the set of "${X} days/months" is a meaningless, stupid concept, curated by people without any meaningful claim to authority or unusual credibility?

    This article's premise is about as sensical as asking why everyone named "Frank" isn't celebrating the fact that I live in North America.

    1. Re:Just such a stupid, stupid article by beheaderaswp · · Score: 1

      Why, when we are trying to encourage children to take up all things computing, is Programmers Day such a big flop?

      Um, because the set of "${X} days/months" is a meaningless, stupid concept, curated by people without any meaningful claim to authority or unusual credibility?

      This article's premise is about as sensical as asking why everyone named "Frank" isn't celebrating the fact that I live in North America.

      Come to think of it... why not do that?

      I like several people named Frank. Who's in?

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  3. 256th by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that 256 counting from 0 or from 1?

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    1. Re:256th by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      From the first. It's not January 0...

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    2. Re:256th by allo · · Score: 1

      Kind of wrong.
      The year is from 0 to 365. This means it starts with a day, which will complete the first day, when its 23:59:59. So 1 is the start of the second day. It's like your birthday, which counts the completed years. Otherwise the last day wouldn't be the 265th.
      But the "programmers" from the article don't get it either and even write 1111.1111 instead of 1.0000.0000

    3. Re:256th by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      Byte me, you pendant.

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    4. Re:256th by rnturn · · Score: 1

      Pendant?

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    5. Re:256th by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      But the "programmers" from the article don't get it either and even write 1111.1111 instead of 1.0000.0000

      Wow, you're right. They even have a commemorative image. Fail. Double fail for mocking people who don't get it.
      No wonder they feel the need for validation of their worth as a programmer.

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    6. Re:256th by Carewolf · · Score: 2

      Kind of wrong.
      The year is from 0 to 365. This means it starts with a day, which will complete the first day, when its 23:59:59. So 1 is the start of the second day. It's like your birthday, which counts the completed years. Otherwise the last day wouldn't be the 265th.
      But the "programmers" from the article don't get it either and even write 1111.1111 instead of 1.0000.0000

      Let me introduce you to ordinals, the key thing to remember is that the number in the ordinal is one lower than the index of what they describe. So for instance 19th century is the 1800s, and the 256th day of the year is day 255 (or counting from January 0, 256).

    7. Re:256th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Kind of wrong.
      The year is from 0 to 365. This means it starts with a day, which will complete the first day, when its 23:59:59. So 1 is the start of the second day. It's like your birthday, which counts the completed years. Otherwise the last day wouldn't be the 265th.
      But the "programmers" from the article don't get it either and even write 1111.1111 instead of 1.0000.0000

      Cute, very cute but false and meaningless. The second it becomes January 1st, the second after Dec 31 23:59:59, it is the 1st day, period. The second after Jan 1st 23:59:59 is the 2nd day for the entire day, period. It's not about how many complete days have gone by it's about which day is it NOW.

    8. Re:256th by damnitalready · · Score: 1

      0-365 is 366 days, so you're wrong, among other reasons.

    9. Re:256th by allo · · Score: 1

      I think you didn't understand my post. The point is, that you get a new bit, so its a nice number. And that happens on the 256 day, when you start counting with 0.

    10. Re:256th by allo · · Score: 1

      you have the typical off-by-one error, just as the other poster. No big deal, it happens often when calculating dates. This is why you really should use a library for this, or double check everything.

  4. Give a raise to overworked programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How about giving them a bump in the old salary?

    1. Re:Give a raise to overworked programmers by sycodon · · Score: 1

      You would be surprised to learn that many make more than your average programmer.

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    2. Re:Give a raise to overworked programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      > You would be surprised to learn that many make more than your average programmer.

      Almost half, I would guess!

    3. Re:Give a raise to overworked programmers by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 2

      Probably not because they made a classic OBOB error.

      No, they didn't. Zero is a value. So, the 256th day is found at index 255 in the calendar.

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    4. Re:Give a raise to overworked programmers by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      They should. Many do more work than your average programmer.

    5. Re:Give a raise to overworked programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was born on January 0th, you insensitive clod!

    6. Re:Give a raise to overworked programmers by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 2

      Depends where you live but at least for teachers there are often school boards or larger organization bodies that insure that even the new ones make better salaries than a lot of programmers. So the distribution is compressed around a high salary. A starting salary in Ontario for example is 51k + a pension, 20 sick days a year that can be banked for early retirement. There pension pays out 60% of their best 5 yrs salary (so don't want to be a principal? Well just do it for 5 years because you'll then make another $10k a year or so when retired). 10yrs in teachers are making about 90k a year more if they are department heads or move into VP or principal positions. They also have full medical and dental with no employee portion of the premiums. So in short at least in my experience in the province, they make an about average to high programmers salary with way more vacation, way better pension, and about a $100 a month savings because not paying anything towards their benefits.

      Plumbers, electricians etc all can make really good money too. Some aspects of their job sucks and they might not be able to do it till 65 though, so I guess you're paying towards early retirement for them.

    7. Re:Give a raise to overworked programmers by BlueMonk · · Score: 1

      Only if you specify the domain as humans. There are far too many insects to make that true if your domain is multi-cellular animal life forms. The problem here is that people seem to be forgetting about having different averages across different domains. To clarify, I think the intended statement was, "many employed *people* make more than your average employed *programmer*." I don't know if that's true. I'm a programmer, and I certainly think I make more than an average American employee. But I'm working for an international company and I'm reasonably certain that some of our programmers in other geographies make much less. Actually technically I may not be considered a programmer any more seeing as how I'm writing designs *for* the programmers. So maybe the statement is accurate.

    8. Re:Give a raise to overworked programmers by damnitalready · · Score: 1

      lol... good try though.

  5. Too busy coding by PvtVoid · · Score: 2

    Amazon doesn't let me take days off.

  6. Because... by davester666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    we're all at work. Otherwise, we'll be replaced by several H1B's.

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  7. Not prime time yet by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

    Programmers day ain't official until Hallmark makes a card for it.

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  8. Condescending Attitude by darkain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is mostly ignored because of the condescending attitude that too many programmers have. We're supposed to be encouraging young people to get into programming, and in the same breath belittle people who dont understand why it would be on the 256th day of the year?

    I'm going to link an obligatory XKCD reference now: https://xkcd.com/1053/

    1. Re:Condescending Attitude by Kjella · · Score: 2

      It is mostly ignored because of the condescending attitude that too many programmers have. We're supposed to be encouraging young people to get into programming, and in the same breath belittle people who dont understand why it would be on the 256th day of the year?

      That assumes programming is a kind of "no child left behind" skill that we should get everybody into. Just judging by the trouble some people have using a computer, I wouldn't want to touch anything they've created with a ten foot pole. Sure a few basics won't hurt the way a little economics to manage your own finances won't hurt no matter what walk of life you end up in, but most will never be able to write code at a professional level. Believe it or not, there are worse things to be ignorant about than the innards of a computer.

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    2. Re:Condescending Attitude by MacTO · · Score: 1

      Given how much modern society depends upon computers, it would be a good thing if there was more exposure. To use your example of managing finances, a little knowledge of programming can enable people to use spreadsheets more effectively. Likewise, a little knowledge of computer architecture can help people make their electronics purchasing decisions more effectively.

      Then again, programmer appreciation day isn't about encouraging people to write professional level code (or even amateurish code). It is about recognizing the contributions of programmers. Programmers contribute a lot. It ranges from the games and media software that entertains us, to the applications that contribute to business and science, to the embedded software that is essential to communications and infrastructure and industry. In other words, programmers make our lives better at both a personal level and societal level.

      Do I think that we need a day to appreciate programmers? No. But I do think that we should appreciate the people who contribute to society, rather than highlighting their faults (which is what we tend to do when we complain about things that don't work as we think they should).

    3. Re:Condescending Attitude by sapped · · Score: 1

      Just judging by the trouble some people have using a computer, I wouldn't want to touch anything they've created with a ten foot pole.

      In their defense it would be pretty hard typing anything on a computer using a ten foot pole...

  9. Re:Why 256 by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

    It's a bit short...

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  10. The idea of special days is retarded by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    The very concept of special days on the calendar is retarded in the first place, regardless of what it is. How about the idiotic 'labour day' last week? Almost nobody was working. I had a few people coming to work anyway, didn't force them, but they didn't mind after I asked. Special days are annoying, idiotic vestiges of oppression by government power (mob) that I will not respect and for that reason I have 0 interest in them whatever they are.

    1. Re:The idea of special days is retarded by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      You should read/watch "A Christmas Carol". There's a bit where Kermit the Frog uh I mean Bob Cratchitt tells Mr Ebenezer Caine Scrooge that there's there's no point making his employees work on Christmas day because there's no one to do business with. Scrooge considers this to be robbery but concedes the point.

      You may or may not wish to consider the point and how it applies to working on a national holiday.

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    2. Re:The idea of special days is retarded by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Dissmiss how? I mean they demonstrably exist.

      Besides, correct me if I'm wrong but there's no actualy law forcing compliance with the holidays, which means essentially it's every employer and employee independently agreeing to observe it as a part of the employment contract.

      Surely that's exactly the sort of thing you do believe in.

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    3. Re:The idea of special days is retarded by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I worked Christmas Day a few times. Got paid 3x normal because some religious people consider it a special day or something. It's meaningless to me, but I'm happy to get paid triple because of someone else's mythology. Everything else is closed and TV is even worse than usual anyway, so I'd rather save that holiday time for the post-xmas period when I can make good use of it.

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    4. Re:The idea of special days is retarded by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Got paid 3x normal because some religious people consider it a special day or something

      Oh come now. You're taking a sly dig at religion but you know that's not the case. Yuletide has been a day of celebration and family gathering in the midsts of the unpleastant northern winter for thousands of years.

      I, like most people in my country on christmas day enjoy a day with my in-laws (I like my in-laws), roast dinners and socially acceptably day-drinking while it's thoroughly miserable outside. Ooh and I like a nice excuse to give presents to my nieces and nephews.

      It's not a meaningful religious holiday, but unless you're being perversely impervious to the culture you live in, it is a meaningful day, because of how everyone behaves.

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    5. Re:The idea of special days is retarded by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's certainly true that this period has been special for various different religions for thousands of years, but family gatherings are a relatively recent thing. Before cheap rail travel most people lived near where they were born their entire lives, so saw their extended family regularly.

      These days I usually try to be in Japan for xmas, to avoid all the crap that goes on in the UK. I find it insufferable. In Japan they acknowledge xmas, but it isn't a public holiday.

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    6. Re:The idea of special days is retarded by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      It's certainly true that this period has been special for various different religions for thousands of years, but family gatherings are a relatively recent thing.

      Religions come and go, but the winter solstice party seems to persist. That indicates that it is important to the culture. Probably because 3 hours of cloudy, dim daylight is miserable. As for the family thing, it might be relatively recent, but it's over 100 years old.

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  11. " If you don't know why its the 256th day... by turkeydance · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... then you probably aren't a programmer and there is no point in explaining." THAT explains a lot.

    1. Re: " If you don't know why its the 256th day... by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      Exactly, it is rude and impolite. I am not sure if that is the right strategy to help bring people to programming and science. In addition such a special day is in general not helping. If more people should pick up programming or any other engineering field, give more poor people access to engineering disciplines at university. As usually people from such background tend to go more likely into engineering than to some arts stuff.

    2. Re: " If you don't know why its the 256th day... by imidan · · Score: 1

      I'm a programmer, and I still don't understand why it's the 256th day. Why not the 16th? Because 8-bit bytes? I guess? Listen, how about we take advantage of the fact that the abbreviation for February only uses letters that are digits in hex. We could make programmers day 0xfeb+20 (111111111111b) and have it on February 20th. At least there's enough 'joke' there that we could explain it, instead of telling people that they wouldn't understand just because it's shamefully simpleminded.

      Anyway, the whole concept is so lame, it doesn't really matter what day they say it is.

  12. Re: My 'greatest accomplishment' here? apk by cyber-vandal · · Score: 2

    Does he spam Slashdot as well?

  13. Re:Train Your Replacement Day by ThorGod · · Score: 1

    Not going to lie, that is a scary and all too real interpretation.

    But there really are many programming projects & problems...so maybe it's not entirely true. Maybe there's a huge labor shortage in programming & bringing people on board will push production forward without costing jobs. ... Maybe.

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  14. never heard of it by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    so some guys on a forum somewhere made this nonsense up? and then they wonder why no one is jumping aboard their little game?

    maybe there is a butcher's day? a mechanic's day? no? or no one gives a shit?

  15. Nice Day, stupid Blogpost by allo · · Score: 1

    See the logo. 1111 1111.
    This is NOT 256d. The whole point of 256d is, that it is 100000000b and thus a round number.
    They seem to be no programmers either.

  16. There are only 10 kinds of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There are only 10 kinds of people when it comes to programming. Those who understand base-2 and those who don't.

  17. For a profession that's mostly forgotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Like pretty much all of the other professions really. Just, no. No-one cares about your "arbitrary profession day!". In fact, no-one cares about your profession. It's actually bad that we celebrate the work we do because frankly none of it really matters. As the programming projects get ever bigger and more complicated we're all going to play decreasingly tiny roles in making any of it work, and our work means less and less to us each day. Most people are trying to reach escape velocity into management roles so they at least have a pension when they're too old to continue working. The rest of us can look forward to H1-B replacements once our minds aren't sharp enough to handle the 50 kerbillion new frameworks and technologies we're expected to process per hour. And by "process" I mean "bugfix" because the original authors got tired of handling the issues and kicked them downstream to the customers to handle.

    No other industry is driven by 18 year olds with ADD and collectively maintained by 50 year olds. Try to imagine what would happen if a bunch of 18 years olds got really psyched about building a skyscraper, then built half of it and got bored, or realized it was hard and moved on to a smaller building. Then CorpDuJour gives you a couple of 2-by-4s and a bag of nails and tells you to keep it from falling over. We're the boiler house. We're the shit shovelers of the modern age.

  18. I live in San Francisco by AlexSuter · · Score: 1

    Every day is programmer's day.

  19. Re:Because we're tired... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Programming is interesting, but it doesn't have any real revenue generation possibilities. Yes, one can have fun with bottle cap collecting or running a metal detector along the shoreline, but that isn't going to make a career.

    The problem with computer programming is that it takes skill, but it doesn't have any type of regulating body for it other than the ACM. Because of this, I can take someone who has been programming for 20+ years, who can write assembly language code just as well as Rust, compare them to someone fresh off the H-1B boat, and the nod will go to the H-1B just because they are cheaper. This will happen every single time.

    These days, STEM majors are pretty much the same. This is why I recommend the kids leave STEM as a hobby and go law or account. There is no such thing as a H-1B lawyer, nor an unemployed lawyer.

  20. Never knew by Blassster · · Score: 2

    Merry cache miss.

    1. Re:Never knew by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Hah!

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  21. Your attitude is why... by bloggerhater · · Score: 1

    "If you don't know why its the 256th day then you probably aren't a programmer and there is no point in explaining."

    For Shit's sake. We talk about trying to attract women and children to the field and we can't even get over this ages old, ridiculously flawed, circular logic.

    This attitude permiates everything in brogrammer culture. You just can't assume everyone who is getting into programming these days is an advanced highschool math student, or a CS student, that woukd have knowledge of base 16. The very opposite is true. We're like a bunch of religious fanatics that can't give up the past for the future.

    Your attitude is why no one gives a damn about your shitty holiday.

    1. Re:Your attitude is why... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Base 2, not base 16.

      If you have a look at programmerday.info, you'll see "Programmer DaY 1111 1111"

    2. Re:Your attitude is why... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Your instructors didn't teach you hex? They sucked. That was Programming 101 back in the day.

      Point is, he wasn't wrong.

    3. Re:Your attitude is why... by bigman2003 · · Score: 1

      This attitude has permeated programmer (not brogrammer) culture long before brogrammers, or before anyone talked about sexism in IT.

      Programmers have their own attitude, their own swagger (as geeky as it may be). Exactness is part of the culture because the job is very exacting. Being correct is important.

      On the other hand 'We talk about trying to attract women and children to the field' is making a lot of assumptions. I personally would rather work with people who WANT to do the job- not people who are there 'because its a good job'. If a man or woman wants to be a programmer, awesome- let them in. But I think the idea of cheerleading programming as a career is a bad idea. And I'd hate to be the person who goes home on Friday night, hating their programming job- but people told them how cool it would be and so they pursued a field where they didn't really have an interest.

      I usually go home Friday night pretty happy- because Friday afternoon is spent figuring out some stupid problem I've been putting off. I had great fun this past week working on some problems I was having with a search engine. I can't imagine slogging through this stuff without the innate drive and desire to figure out minutiae of freetext. It would be a horrible life indeed. Why push people into it?

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    4. Re:Your attitude is why... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      My instructors taught me octal. I do have to admit that this was several years ago.

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  22. Re:No one cares. by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 4, Funny

    On Sunday - because we're programmers.

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  23. Programmer Day by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

    1111 1111 represents 255. Celebrate Programmer Day on September 13th, the 256th day of the year.

    Suggested topic of conversation: Off by one errors.

    1. Re:Programmer Day by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Another issue with the date - it's already been observed as Space:1999 Day for years.

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    2. Re:Programmer Day by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      It's also International Chocolate Day, among others.

  24. I know why by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    It's because no-one can decide whether it's "Programmer Day", "Programmer's Day", or "Programmers Day".

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  25. I'll go out on a limb by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    and say that with a goodly number of programming jobs being outsourced, there is little to celebrate or feel appreciated about being a programmer.

  26. "Talk like a Pirate" Day next week by sanf780 · · Score: 1
    Nice to have that kind of day every year too. It is on 19th September. Hey, I am more of a wannabe pirate guy. I still cannot find what exactly is the Secret of Monkey Island.

    And no, it is not still "Talk like a Pirate" day yet.

  27. It's called a paycheck. by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

    Your appreciation for your job is shown by the dollar amount on your paycheck. If that's not enough, start looking for a new job.

  28. Hallmark hype by frovingslosh · · Score: 2

    Programmer's day is just more hype from Hallmark and American Greetings and another attempt to sell a lot of greeting cards.

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    1. Re:Hallmark hype by bzipitidoo · · Score: 2

      Seems likely. America has sunk into a morass of greed. Medical doctors' every decision is colored by considerations of profit, Madison Avenue is ever seeking more ways to manipulate people into parting with their money, and our government has been captured by profiteering special interests. There is no aspect of our American Dream lives that hasn't been warped by this. Your house isn't complete until the lawn is a perfect monoculture, you have a security system with a monthly fee, double pane windows, water filters, Ronco Turnip Twaddlers and a chic set of stainless steel cookware with copper bottoms now that teflon is bad, a king sized water bed, a 72 inch flat screen TV and a surround sound system, etc. If you let your lawn get too free, the city is just waiting to slap you with a big fine not because you deserve that or tall grass is actually a problem and nuisance as they claim, but because they're hungry for revenue. Clotheslines project such a negative, impoverished image that they are severely discouraged, and everyone must use a power hungry clothes dryer instead. Red light cameras can increase safety, but it's too tempting for cities and their private for-profit contractors to abuse the system to extract more money from motorists.

      The real fights are over which profiteering businesses will get more taxpayer money. Will it be the Military Industrial Complex, Wall Street, telecoms, Big Pharma, or Big Oil? By comparison, the MAFIAA are pathetic little fish trying to be whales, what with their cries for more policing at others' expense, justified by ludicrous complaints about piracy having cost them more profit than there is money in the entire world economy.

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    2. Re:Hallmark hype by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your house isn't complete until the lawn is a perfect monoculture, you have a security system with a monthly fee, double pane windows, water filters, Ronco Turnip Twaddlers and a chic set of stainless steel cookware with copper bottoms now that teflon is bad, a king sized water bed, a 72 inch flat screen TV and a surround sound system, etc.

      WTF is wrong with double-pane windows? They're an absolutely huge improvement over old windows in insulating your house. Do you like paying higher utility bills or something?

      And what's wrong with stainless steel cookware with copper layers? It conducts heat better (meaning better and more even cooking), and it's easy to clean since you can take steel wool or even oven cleaner to it if you really need to. You can even get a nice set for a mere $100 these days.

      And what's wrong with water filters? Tap water in many places tastes like shit.

      Water bed? I haven't seen one of those in ages. Who the fuck still has a water bed? Those things went out with the 80s.

      Clotheslines project such a negative, impoverished image that they are severely discouraged, and everyone must use a power hungry clothes dryer instead.

      Clotheslines are nearly useless in places where the humidity is high.

      Turn the heat setting down on your dryer to save energy and help your clothes last longer.

      Red light cameras can increase safety

      No, they don't. They don't look to see if the person maybe ran the light because some asshole was tailgating them and they were sure they'd be rear-ended if they slammed on the brakes to stop for the light in time.

      The rest of your assessment mostly spot-on, except the bit about doctors. I think that may be a problem with some doctors, but most doctors don't have any way of profiting from prescribing drugs; they give you a piece of paper and you take it to Walgreens, who profits from selling it to you. Walgreens isn't giving them a kickback. The insurance company (who pays the doctor) sure isn't giving them a kickback, because the insurance company would prefer they didn't prescribe you anything, because that just costs them more money. And I have a hard time believing the pharma companies have some way to kickback to the doctors.

    3. Re:Hallmark hype by Wycliffe · · Score: 2

      And I have a hard time believing the pharma companies have some way to kickback to the doctors.

      http://healthimpactnews.com/2014/doctors-earn-3-5-billion-in-kickbacks-from-pharmaceutical-companies/

      That title is very misleading. From what I can read there, none of that 3.5 billion is kickbacks to doctors for actually prescribing medicine.
      That money was given to doctors who did the trials, it paid for travel expenses, it paid for doctors to come to conferences so they could come learn
      about this new drug and yes, a doctor that knows about your drug is more likely to prescribe it but nowhere is there any obligation or even
      incentive to prescribe it to a patient. The pharma companies do have plenty of tricks. They give "free samples" to doctors to give to their patients
      which of course the patients love and they do plenty of other things like free seminars that help influence (aka brainwash) which drug a doctor gives
      to patients but there is no financial incentive for a doctor to give you prescription drugs aside from the fact that you have to come back every few
      months and pay a copay for a refill so there is a sligh incentive for you to be on at least one prescription drug but no incentive to the doctor for which
      prescription drug that is.

    4. Re:Hallmark hype by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Clotheslines are nearly useless in places where the humidity is high.

      Friend of mine moved to the US recently. Seems that the GP was right, hanging out your clothes is discouraged, and not for any sensible reason.

      They don't look to see if the person maybe ran the light because some asshole was tailgating them and they were sure they'd be rear-ended if they slammed on the brakes to stop for the light in time.

      If you have to 'slam on the breaks' to stop for a red light, then either the lights changed once you were close enough to the lights to not trigger the camera, or you're driving too fast. So either you don't get a ticket, or you do because you were breaking the speed limit. Seems ok to me.

    5. Re:Hallmark hype by stridebird · · Score: 1

      Red light cameras can increase safety

      No, they don't. They don't look to see if the person maybe ran the light because some asshole was tailgating them and they were sure they'd be rear-ended if they slammed on the brakes to stop for the light in time.

      Crap driver detected

    6. Re:Hallmark hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Used a clothesline for years in Florida where anything under 85% humidity counts as an unusually dry day. I think it's now even illegal for Florida Homeowners Associations to ban them.

      However, in Florida, it also rains very frequently and with the timing on some lights, if you attempt normal breaking on a wet-road day, you're likely to spin out. Sometimes, it's a choice between running a through the change and an accident, even at sub-limit speeds. Much to the glee of the red-light camera ticketing agencies.

    7. Re:Hallmark hype by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Tap water in many places tastes like shit.

      I think there may be an error in your plumbing.

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    8. Re:Hallmark hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And I have a hard time believing the pharma companies have some way to kickback to the doctors.

      Industry "seminars", which are held at tropical resorts, where the doctors spend all day at the beach on the pharma company's dime. Industry "representatives", who are uniformly young, attractive people of the doctors' preferred gender, whose job includes accompanying them to nightclubs after an industry-funded dinner function, and getting quite embarrassingly physically intimate with them.

      This is what I've heard from an early-career audiologist and a late-stage surgical student. Both were quite embarrassed that such things happened, and did their best not to partake in them (e.g. actually going to the talks at the seminar), but the older doctors were apparently quite shameless in availing themselves of these benefits.

      What pharma (or medical device) companies *don't* have is a way to enforce compliance: they can't censure a doctor who receives a free holiday from them and then doesn't prescribe their products. It's still worrying, though: we don't like it when a politician receives a bribe, even if the bribe-payer doesn't have the ability to have the politician removed from office, or to get their money back if the politician doesn't stay bought.

    9. Re:Hallmark hype by damnitalready · · Score: 2

      The excuses are insane. If you can't stop in time for a red light on a wet road then you're driving too fast for the weather conditions and need to slow down. There's no justification for running the red light in those conditions. I'm not for red-light cameras at all, they put private companies in charge of enforcing laws, they put responsibility on owners of cars instead of the drivers (hence charging and convicting innocent people) and they're strict to the letter (camera flashing for rolling onto the white stripe, though they usually catch those here and you don't get a ticket), but the idiots trying to downplay the cameras by justifying running a red light is just stupid. Your red light means someone else's is green, so when you have these retarded thoughts in your head about when it's ok for you to run a red light, consider someone else already being in the intersection on a green.

    10. Re:Hallmark hype by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but these are city streets we're talking about, not a long highway. What if they just turned onto the road and started tailgating you recently, and then you come up to the light?

    11. Re:Hallmark hype by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Industry "representatives", who are uniformly young, attractive people of the doctors' preferred gender, whose job includes accompanying them to nightclubs after an industry-funded dinner function, and getting quite embarrassingly physically intimate with them.

      WTF? Why didn't someone tell me about this before I majored in engineering instead of medicine???

      What pharma (or medical device) companies *don't* have is a way to enforce compliance: they can't censure a doctor who receives a free holiday from them and then doesn't prescribe their products.

      That's what I figured. What you're talking about isn't a kickback, or even a bribe, it's just advertising of a sort. A kickback is something that happens *after* you do something to make money for someone else (they "kick back" a portion to you), and a bribe is a payment specifically for a certain service or favor. What you're describing is no different than a salesman taking you out to lunch, hoping you'll get your company to buy products from his company (this happened to me when I was fresh out of college). If you don't deliver, then he might not bother taking you to lunch any more, but that's it.

    12. Re:Hallmark hype by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the triple-pane windows are getting popular here in the US. Also, on the nicer windows, the spaces are filled with an inert gas, not vacuum. I haven't heard of 4-pane windows though.

    13. Re:Hallmark hype by Bengie · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with the roads that you lose control when they're wet? Up north, you can slam on your breaks and maintain decent traction is very deep water and high speeds.

    14. Re:Hallmark hype by Bengie · · Score: 1

      the triple-pane windows are getting popular here in the US

      That's pretty sad. I live in the USA and the house I lived in 20 years ago as a child had triple pane windows. Of course the 4,000 sq-ft house has a lower electric and gas bill than my small apartment. Who need insulation when you can let someone else cover the energy bill?

    15. Re:Hallmark hype by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      There's nothing inherently wrong with double pane windows. They're a big improvement over single pane. And I like saving energy. The problem is retrofitting them. I've had these door-to-door salespeople pitch this idea. The lowest price they could manage was $10,000, for 2 sliding glass doors and 10 windows. I've run the numbers. We use about $1500 per year in electricity and gas. Approximately half of that is for heating and cooling, so $750. Their claim of 50% reduction in heating and cooling costs, if true, means it would save us about $375 per year, for a total payback period of 27 years. That's much too long. Too many things can happen in the meantime. The house might burn down, have to be condemned from foundation or termite or other damage, a tornado might destroy it, some drunk might drive a car into the living room, etc. Rocks or baseballs or hail might smash the windows. And I suspect 50% is too optimistic, the true savings are more likely to be half that. Surely there are other, more effective uses of $10K to get our energy bills down. Heavy drapes are way, way cheaper, and can save as much as the double pane windows. In fact, that's what we have. Why is that idea ignored? It is deliberately overlooked, of course, because it is more profitable to sell a sucker of a homeowner on a massively expensive window replacement job.

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    16. Re:Hallmark hype by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The $10K window job costs that much because you need to pay these scammers lots of money in profit for going door-to-door and suckering people for something that'd cost a fraction as much from a normal window business or Home Depot.

      You can also do the job yourself; it isn't that hard, and the windows themselves are actually pretty cheap.

      But yeah, don't do an upgrade if it isn't going to pay for itself in a reasonable amount of time. And be suspicious of those claims about how much reduction in heating and cooling costs you'll realize; those claims are usually very inflated.

      But if you're building a new house, or installing a new window anyway, you might as well get triple-pane windows.

  29. Re:never heard of it by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    hah, got arsed enough to look it up on wikipedia, not even the pathetic "pedigree" I had imagined. Six years ago couple of russki code monkeys got enough signatures and the "MinComSvyaz" (the george orwell-esque slang they use for Ministry of Telecom and Communications) approved it. nuff sed

  30. It's not an accepted date by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Besides, everyone knows that System Administrator appreciation day is July 29th.

    And programmers and those other computer people are just considered one and the same.

    Also, if it makes you feel any better... then just call it Developer / Operators Day, or DevOps day.

  31. If I Don't Get My Watermellon by Baldrson · · Score: 1

    I'm going to give the private key ring to my Nigerian girlfriend.

  32. Programmer's day? by AndyKron · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We should have a day for the people who make my life miserable by filling it with endless updates to fix their poorly written software?

    1. Re:Programmer's day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's Microsoft day.

      You already celebrate it every Tuesday.

    2. Re:Programmer's day? by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Well... september 14th in 2000, Windows ME was released.
      I find it ironic that programmers' day is the day before Windows ME release day.

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  33. I ignore ALL "so-and-so days" by msobkow · · Score: 3

    I ignore all "so and so's" days. And weeks. And months.

    Everyone wants to stand out and be treated special for doing what they normally do. It doesn't work that way. Being "normal" isn't "standout" in any way, size, shape, or form.

    You are who you are and you don't deserve special treatment that others don't get.

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    1. Re:I ignore ALL "so-and-so days" by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Some of these events serve as useful ways to organize multiple groups into doing events together. They are not trying to gain recognition, simply trying to organize. It's just journalists with nothing better to write about who make it into some big deal.

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  34. Re:Because we're tired... by Bengie · · Score: 2

    Look for a company that cares about quality and you'll find quality workers. There are as many crappy companies as there are crappy programmers. It can take a bit of effort for a good programmer to find a good company.

  35. Re:Train Your Replacement Day by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Maybe there's a huge labor shortage in programming...

    Massive layoffs followed by massive hires of newer and cheaper people belie that.

  36. Answer by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    I was expecting his answer to be "Bah, humbug!"

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  37. Re:My 'greatest accomplishment' here? apk by Bengie · · Score: 1

    "The only real reason I got into this was you were so good at it. You were my inspiration..."

    I got into programming because when I first saw a computer when I was 6, I thought, "I could make those do anything I can think of". I didn't need "inspiration", a role model, or any of that crap. All I saw was a screen saver running and realized it was programmatically generating images. I tried Basic, hated it. Jumped into C and ASM.

    I've never understood how people don't know what they want to do. Do you enjoy this food? Do you like this picture? Come on! Do people know anything about themselves?

  38. Sure we care by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I give it precisely the same attention/respect that I do for national blueberry day and national "dress up your pet" day.

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  39. Re: I don't so, I doubt it... apk by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    Why put a PS on something you can edit? Moron :-P

  40. Re: Because we're tired... by swm · · Score: 1

    Actually, there are many unemployed lawyers these days. Too many people seem to have taken your advice, and the field is seriously oversupplied.

  41. Re:My 'greatest accomplishment' here? apk by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    What's he going to say 5-10 years down the road when he's sick of the crappy work environment, being laid off multiple times because the corporation changed their mind about something, the lack of pay raises without job-hopping, etc? Is he going to resent you?

  42. Re:I don't so, I doubt it... apk by konohitowa · · Score: 1

    Morons like you give website forums a bad name - Obvious "ne'er-do-well" morons like you pal that haven't accomplished anything worth noting in the art & science of computing (you)! apk

    Physician, heal thyself.

  43. Many Programmers Shouldn't Be Programmers by brian.stinar · · Score: 1

    I'm not trying to encourage children to take up programming. The only child I ever mentioned computer programming to was when my dental hygienist told me her son was extremely good at math, and autistic with problems communicating with people.

    In my six years of programming professionally, two and a half years in graduate school, and four years as an undergrad, I think I've encouraged maybe three people to become programmers. Most people do not have any kind of analytical inclination, and the amount of time it would require to train them to become programmers wouldn't be worth it. They would likely still be fairly poor programmers, even after massive training. Programming isn't for everyone despite whatever catchy government-minority-special-interest-group-trendy-catch-phase-with-coding you want to pick. Anyone that has actively worked inside computer code knows the damage that can be done when someone with the wrong level of understanding starts modifying code.

    Computer programming isn't for everyone. If you are a programmer, promote computer programming however you want, since you know what you're talking about. If you're a politician, please, please, please do not promote (or regulate, or really involve yourself in any way) with programming or technology. For all the people in between, it might make sense to take an approach that is correlated with your actual knowledge of the thing you are promoting.

    1. Re:Many Programmers Shouldn't Be Programmers by ThatsDrDangerToYou · · Score: 1

      Anyone that has actively worked inside computer code knows the damage that can be done when someone with the wrong level of understanding starts modifying code.

      I apologize, boss. Wait, Brad? That's not you? How do you know so much about me then?

    2. Re:Many Programmers Shouldn't Be Programmers by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I didn't push my son into it. He went into college planning to become a mechanical or electrical engineer, took an introductory programming course, and changed his major to Computer Science. Honest.

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  44. Re:NFL SUNDAY by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Everyone, except people in Michigan and Chicago

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  45. Hold on a sec, Programmer's day is Oct 31st! by skurken · · Score: 4, Informative

    One reason for people's apathy could be that the actual "Programmer's Day" is Oct 31st, also known as Programmer's X-mas because, as you're all aware, 31 Oct == 25 Dec. This has been celebrated in Sweden for a long time, since the 18th century in fact, and considered so important that Oct 31st is Edit's name day[1].

    [1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_name_day_list_of_2001

  46. I have no clue by Roest · · Score: 1

    I started playing and working with computers in 1987. I self taught myself assembler on a Z80 back then. I have a computer science degree and work as a developer now. So why is it the 256th?

  47. Programmers Day by MagickalMyst · · Score: 1

    For real programmers, everyday is programmers day!

    This supposed 'holiday" can be likened to Earth Day - which also should be everyday - but is only one day per year.

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  48. It's worse than that... by Daetrin · · Score: 1

    It's not just arrogant, it's stupid and the person saying it is in violent disagreement with themself.

    "Why, when we are trying to encourage children to take up all things computing, is Programmers Day such a big flop?"

    "If you don't know why it's the 256th day, then you probably aren't a programmer and there is no point in explaining."

    "How about instead: Teach someone to program just a little bit."

    They probably meant it as a joke (right before saying there were better alternatives than "telling jokes and other fairly lame stuff") but if so then they're incredibly tone deaf and not aware of the implications of what they're saying. Starting your spiel by trying to make people feel dumb and/or excluded is no way to entice them into joining your group.

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  49. Re:"Supposed to"? Why? by BVis · · Score: 1

    There is already a low barrier to entry for those who want it

    There is a low barrier to entry for learning programming. The barrier to entry for getting someone to PAY you for programming is much higher.

    What is so hard about getting into programming that we need a day to tell everyone to do it? If you want to learn, the internet is full of self-taught resources, many schools have it in the elective curriculum, and most universities have courses in it.

    In many cases, especially the entry-level (read: you have 3 years of professional programming experience at some other company), "self-taught" will get your resume to the bottom of the trash barrel. Getting training for it at an institution of higher education is massively expensive, if you want the C students in HR to consider the training of value. Training at a community college is almost worse than self-taught, because if you had any brains at all, you'd have gone to a four-year college for that.

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  50. Re:No one cares. by ThatsDrDangerToYou · · Score: 1

    What? You mean you weren't working Sunday?

  51. Re:Take your own advice by konohitowa · · Score: 1

    I was directly quoting you from this thread. How is that "off topic" unless you were already off topic? I'm sure you'll have some ranting answer. The question is, do you yourself truly believe it? You are indistinguishable from a standard USENET kook. On USENET, it was easier to put someone into my killfile. Here, I'd have to ignore every AC.

    You change your imaginary rules to suit yourself in any given situation and then demand that every poster abide by your imagined yet inconsistent rules. Rules that you yourself don't actually follow. Off-topic seems to be the arbitrary rule for this particular thread. But no matter what you post, you will always claim your posts are on-topic and every post you disagree with is off-topic, troll, etc. But the simple fact of that matter is that you are an extremely unpleasant person and your posts rant and ramble on like a lunatic. In fact, they're nearly impossible to read. And if they didn't take up so damned much screen space to say nearly nothing, I doubt anyone would really care.

    I'm not expecting a rational, reasonable, nor logical response: I doubt you're capable. It's just after years of putting up with your crap here, I'm feeling the need to blow off a little steam. One thing I will say is that I will never use your product because you're such a nasty, vile commenter here. The only thing I have to judge your product by is your postings and they suck. They suck really badly. That reflects directly on your product. Doesn't matter how good it might or might not be - your behavior here has completely tainted it.

  52. I'd like to donate our day... by Lauriy · · Score: 1

    to a group that needs it more. Like people with small dicks and sickle cell anemia.

  53. Re:Why 256 by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    Ah, roughly the "orbital" period of the solar system about its barycenter... Should be quite an occasion.

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  54. Re:You're a trolling offtopic "ne'er-do-well"... a by konohitowa · · Score: 1

    It must be awful to KNOW you're nothing but a useless trolling "ne'er-do-well" on your part... apk

    So what we're seeing here is a case of ignorance being bliss on your part. You're happy not knowing that you're a useless troll. I hope, for your sake, you never come to realize what you are; I wouldn't wish that kind of unhappiness upon you even if you do waste the time of thousands of people on /. each and every day.

  55. Re:You prove you're an offtopic imbecile quoted by konohitowa · · Score: 1

    I've met some REAL imbeciles on this forums, but you take the cake & NOW

    Coming from you, that's a compliment. I'd be horrified if you actually considered me to be intelligent and coherent given that you seem to use yourself as your standard.

    As to the eating my words, honestly, I have no idea what the hell you're even talking about. I'm not even sure that you know what the hell you're talking about.

    Seriously, you really need to up your insult game. The fact that you're responding to something I've written means, by definition, that I'm not illiterate which means you are, by definition, wrong. That aside, I'm waiting for you to pull out some really clever insults such as, "I know you are, but what am I?", or "I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."

    Realistically, I suppose I should be thanking you since you're actually providing me with some amusement. So. Thank you. Please, don't hesitate to stop back for more.

    I do have a question for you. Seriously, it's something I'm curious about. Since you have switched to posting as an AC, how do you know when someone has responded to you? I check my comments section occasionally (the email notification was too noisy for my taste). Do you keep track of every place you post and then go look through them repeatedly? Do you have a custom commenting interface that you use to track your comments by CID? Do you webscrape searching for occurences of APK or "P.S. =>" and show those? Some combination thereof? None of these?

  56. Re:Can't you read, illiterate imbecile? by konohitowa · · Score: 1

    Prove that I ever once said that your initial post was off topic. Never did. That's your invention. And you're the one that's obsessed with "Off Topic". A person that's not completely unhinged (you know, some that's mentally balanced) would mark off-topic things as such using their mod privileges (if they even bothered - mod points are better spent promoting good content upward) and move on. A mentally unstable person, on the other hand, would chase someone around a forum responding to every one of their posts with childish name calling about something that no one else knows about nor cares about. Guess which one of these two you are? Yes, I know - false dilemma, but given your failure at rational and logical thinking, it seems like a small logical error to make.

  57. Why So Apathetic? Why not? by howlingmad · · Score: 1

    Programming as a job sucks.