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Apple's First Android App, Move To iOS, Is Getting Killed With One-Star Reviews

An anonymous reader writes: Apple today launched Move to iOS, the company's first Android app built in-house. As we noted earlier, "It should surprise no one that the first app Apple built for Android helps you ditch the platform." The fact that the app is getting flooded with one-star reviews is not particularly surprising, either. At the time of publication, the app has an average rating of 1.8. The larger majority (almost 79 percent) are one-star reviews, followed by five-star reviews (almost 19 percent).

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  1. I wonder by thaylin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How many of the 5 star reviews are coming from users who already use IOS over andriod.

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    1. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I presume that all the 5-star reviews are from people happy about how easy this app made switching away from Android, and it will be their last Android app review.

      Similarly, the 1-star reviews are from people who have not used the app, will not use the app, and have an odd desire to murder anyone who does use it.

    2. Re:I wonder by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      Rounded to the nearest 1 percent? 100 percent.

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    3. Re:I wonder by Anubis+IV · · Score: 4, Informative

      In just skimming the top reviews, it looks like:

      the 5 stars are mostly Apple fanboys who have never used Android but have invaded Google Play so that they can stick up for their platform of choice, despite having no device on which to actually use the app to see whether it works as described.

      the 1 stars are mostly Android fanboys who have never used iOS but are posting reviews anyway so that they can stick up for their platform of choice, despite having no intention to switch platforms or use the app to see whether it works as described.

      In a perfect world, app reviews would tell you whether the app does what it's supposed to do and how well it does it, then leave it up to other users to decide if that's something they want. In the real world, that actually useful information gets buried under thousands of pages of useless drivel between fanboys for each side.

    4. Re:I wonder by Feral+Nerd · · Score: 2

      How many of the 5 star reviews are coming from users who already use IOS over andriod.

      And how many of the 1 star reviews come from Android users who hate iOS despite never having used it? ...welcome to the computer operating system holy wars.

    5. Re:I wonder by MrNaz · · Score: 2
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    6. Re:I wonder by mark-t · · Score: 2

      In other words, this app has been flooded with fake reviews.

      I'd suggest that's immature on both android users and iphone users' parts for misrepresenting their experience with the app.

      That one may be able to extract an estimate of average maturity of android users compared to that of iphone users based on the fact that their complaints about the app so vastly outnumber the 5-star reviews and cross referencing that imbalance with the ratio of android users to iphone users in general is left as an exercise for the reader.

    7. Re:I wonder by tomhath · · Score: 2

      I presume that all the 5-star reviews are from people happy about how easy this app made switching away from Android

      Why would you presume that? Astroturfing is far more likely.

    8. Re:I wonder by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      lol, if we're talking maturity...

      Android users don't line up for hours to get a phone which is readily available.

      Yes they do, though not to the extent Apple fans/fanboys do, of course. In fact, in several cases, Samsung has hired paid actors to line up on launch day, just so that they could generate launch day buzz in the news.

      A lot of Android users care that you can't even HAVE a similar app on the i store because of APL's super-anti-competitive practices.

      And that's a perfectly valid and reasonable concern to have. It should definitely be taken into account when choosing your platform of choice. But there are equally valid concerns on the other side as well (e.g. privacy, security, support lifetime, resaleability, etc.), plus others that favor Android that you didn't mention either (e.g. ease of rooting, more hardware options, more expansion/ports). If the apps affected by "APL's super-anti-competitive practices" aren't ones that you want or care about (i.e. Apple's policies allow for all of the apps you want), then that concern won't matter to you. Likewise, if you're okay with carriers and manufacturers having more control over whether and when you receive updates, then the concern over support lifetimes won't affect you either.

      Pick which concerns you care about and then pick the ecosystem that best aligns with your interests. That's all there is to it. In the meantime, be honest about the benefits and drawbacks for both sides and about the shady practices that both sides are engaging in. Neither side has clean hands in this, neither side is flawless, and neither side is a perfect fit for everyone, since each differentiating factor for the sides comes with it its share of drawbacks.

  2. How come Google approved this app by Spy+Handler · · Score: 5, Funny

    but Apple rejected the "Ditch Apple and switch to Android" app in iTunes?

    1. Re:How come Google approved this app by thaylin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Google does not reject aps. They may ban them if they are discovered to have maleware, but if you get the developer license then you can post your apps.

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    2. Re:How come Google approved this app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Didn't Google ban ad blockers from the Play Store?

    3. Re:How come Google approved this app by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      They were deemed malicious to Google's bottom line.

    4. Re:How come Google approved this app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Speaking as someone who has apps rejected, Google does indeed reject apps. In fact, if you get 3 policy strikes you lose you developer account and they close any associate Google accounts (GMail, AdMob, AdSense) and you are dead to the world.

  3. Re:Reddit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And for anyone that doesn't read the exact subreddits to which the story was posted? Or who don't follow reddit at all? Well, the fact that it was covered first at reddit is pretty moot then, isn't it?

  4. Play store review fail: reviews by non-owners by mveloso · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why can non-users review an app? That seems to be a play store fail.

    1. Re:Play store review fail: reviews by non-owners by danbob999 · · Score: 2

      maybe they downloaded, rated 1-star, and then deleted it.

    2. Re:Play store review fail: reviews by non-owners by alvinrod · · Score: 2

      Then funny part is that even the people hating on it count as a download, which means Apple can claim that a huge number of people downloaded it within the first x days, which gives an impression that there was an even larger migration from Android to Apple.

    3. Re:Play store review fail: reviews by non-owners by BronsCon · · Score: 2

      They can. Visit this page from your iPhone, sign in with your Google account, click "Write a Review".

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  5. Encrypts your media, adds DRM, and watermarks mp3s by raymorris · · Score: 5, Funny

    I figure it prepares your data for use on an iOS device - encrypting videos you've shot and adding DRM, watermarks your mp3 with your email address/Apple ID, and converts any patent-free codecs like Ogg Theora to mov with an Apple-patented codec.

  6. Re: Dupe by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Funny

    The competition has certainly been good. The features iOS has ripped off of Android are great. I can't believe it's been 8 years and we FINALLY have back button and a keyboard that shows us which case we're typing in.

    It's a pity we can't discuss that without the word 'invent' being thrown around by everybody except Apple.

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  7. Re:How does it help you move? by nicholasjay · · Score: 5, Informative

    The app creates a secure wireless connection directly between your new iPhone and your old Android phone. It then moves over your contacts, pictures, and videos. Any app that's on the Android phone that's free in the App Store will get downloaded to the iPhone. Any app that requires a payment will be put in your Wish List in iTunes.

  8. Are the reviews useful? by soft_guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I was planning to switch from Android to iOS, I would consider using an app like this. The question is, do the app itself work well for the use case it is advertised for? Does it actually move your data over to iOS? What data does it specifically move? What does it not move?

    I don't care what kind of computers other people use. I write MacOS X software for a living. I chose MacOS X as a user and as a developer for a variety of reasons, but I recognize those reasons may no longer be current. I haven't used Windows since Vista - and my use of Vista was doing development on a cross platform Windows/Mac/Linux app I wrote. I have written software for iOS (before it was even called iOS) and some iPhone apps I've written have been commercially quite successful. I thought about writing software for Android, but I haven't because my understanding is that Android users don't (in general) spend money on apps. I don't like "freemium" apps. I prefer to charge up front or else have it free. These days, I'm really more interested in MacOS X software and Linux software.

    That said, I don't care what phone you like. I am very glad there are multiple viable phone platforms. I think iOS is cool. I don't like having to ship software through the App Store. That said, I've certainly sold more through the App Store than I ever sold through other channels like Kagi.

    Anyway, I'm disappointed that the conversation here isn't focused on whether the reviews are useful. That's what I would care about.

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    1. Re:Are the reviews useful? by Coren22 · · Score: 2

      The reviews aren't useful. The app was released today, the 5 star reviews are ad agencies and the 1 star reviews are people trolling Apple, likely Slashdot and Reddit users.

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    2. Re:Are the reviews useful? by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      At the price I pay for iPhone apps, I can buy a lot of duds and still wind up with apps I really like at a low price. The permissions system makes a lot more sense on iOS, so I don't feel like I have to be cautious.

      FWIW, Jobs traded some Apple stock for the rights to the PARC GUI components, and went ahead and made a far better UI with the components. I've seen shots of the PARC interface and it's far inferior to the original MacOS GUI. So, Jobs didn't rip off anything from PARC, and didn't rip off the entire GUI but rather had Apple make its own.

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  9. Sadly... by dav1dc · · Score: 2

    Sadly, after reading the article - this appears to be an indication of the level of "iOS Hate[rs]" in the Andriod community, rather than a cogent assessment of the application's quality or ease of use.

    I'm almost certain most of the 1-star reviews come from people who recently made the jump in the other direction, from iOS -> Android.

    1. Re:Sadly... by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      I'm almost certain most of the 1-star reviews come from people who recently made the jump in the other direction, from iOS -> Android.

      I wouldn't assume rabid fanbois for either platform are recent converts.

  10. Re:Haters gonna hate. by Falos · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm IT in the local school district, which has plentiful amount of mac. I looked up the current power cable for macbook airs on a whim; I was morbidly curious about how much apple charges for one.

    I'm not sure why Apple put a rating system into their own site's products. Especially when it ends up like this.

    Pages of people with appleIDs, and pages of their handwritten, one-star reviews.

  11. Re: Dupe by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2

    No. Fapples love their phones. Fandroids are openly hostile to everyone else's phones.

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  12. Re:I have a feeling that by Guy+Smiley · · Score: 2

    Who cares of the device works or not, can you do work on it? Can you edit a Powerpoint presentation and forward it on to your boss's laptop for him to use at the next sales meeting?

    Yes, you _can_ edit a Powerpoint presentation on your iPhone/iPad. All of the Microsoft Office apps are available for iOS for free:
    https://itunes.apple.com/us/de...

  13. Re: Dupe by BronsCon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've seen both on both sides of the fence. One of my Apple-loving friends is hostile toward my Android phone despite never having used one as a primary device, while my Apple-loving wife switched to Android for a little over a year before going back to the iPhone; she doesn't dislike Android, she just wanted to go back to using the apps she had already gotten used to (and paid for) on iOS. Meanwhile, I only ever hear my Android-using friends and colleagues poke fun at Apple users in a joking manner; most of us are also Apple users, just not when it comes to our phones. Personally, that means an iPad (original), iPad Air, Apple TV, iPod Classic, iPod Nano, and two MacBook Pros; for my best friend that means two MacBook Pros, an iPad Air, and an iPod Touch; almost every one of my friends and colleagues has at least one Apple device that they use regularly, though, for most, that device is not their phone.

    Poking fun at a group of people of which you are a member is not a form of hostility. Grow up.

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  14. Re:How does it help you move? by RDW · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would be nice if there were more of a specific description of what this app does. How does it help you move to iOS?

    I can't tell you exactly what it does, but you might find my experience useful. After vaguely thinking that it might be interesting to get an iPhone for a change, I installed the app yesterday and ran it in the normal way. At first, nothing seemed to be happening, but then a faint rotating spiral appeared on the screen. As the beautifully designed pattern became gradually more intense, the phone began to play a strange pulsing harmony and the flash LED blinked softly in time to the music. At that point I began to feel strangely tired, and the next thing I knew it was half an hour later. I have no memory of what happened in that missing 30 minutes, but I see that a $949 transaction has been made on my credit card and a 128GB iPhone 6s Plus seems to be on pre-order from my brand new account at the Apple Store. I hope it comes quickly and my data has been transferred, as all my Android phone will now do is display random quotes in Helvetica like "Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower" and "Just avoid holding it in that way".

  15. Re:we know iOS does these things. Not secret by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    What is really messed up is that I tried emailing my sister a link an mp3 on the web so she could download it to her iPhone.

    It is impossible. You have to download it to a pc/mac using itunes, and then sync it.

    Android... Save As..

    iPhone... no luck