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Rookie Dongle Warns Parents When Their Kids Are Driving Too Fast (thestack.com)

An anonymous reader writes: Dongle Apps, a Belgian tech company, has introduced a new system which alerts a car owner if the vehicle's driver is breaking the speed limit. Initially designed for parents and guardians to keep an eye on their young ones behind the wheel, the 'Rookie Dongle', connects to the vehicle's on-board diagnostics (OBD II) port, internal GPS and mobile technologies to push real-time data to the cloud and send notifications to car owners via email or text when the driver is speeding, suddenly accelerates, brakes hard or has high RPM levels.

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  1. Are these sponsored stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They keep saying submitted by "anonymous" and include a link in the title bar to the front page of the site that is hosting the article. Bullshit detector is going off full blast right now.

    1. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a product that was invented and in use over a decade ago.

    2. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by Spritzer · · Score: 1

      Hey look it's Slash-hoo!, or is it Sloogle? I can't tell. What I can tell is that it's BS. Next, we'll get a story about a newfangled doohickey that slices bread.

    3. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by JMJimmy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Of course it's bullshit. So is the story itself - these devices are not about warning parents that their kids are driving too fast, it's a backdoor to gather driving data to sell to insurance companies. They do a very nice job of trying to conceal that fact though.

      Privacy Policy

      Your data will not be shared, lent out, sold or made available in any other way to third parties, unless you give us your explicit consent hereto or if we are obliged to by court.

      Sounds all well and good but then you go to the general conditions, which are in Belgian (even though the rest of their site is English)

      Dongle Apps is also the sole owner of the information collected automatically by the dongle or while using the corresponding Services by the Client.

      The Client grants Dongle Apps explicit authorization to exploit these data in accordance with Article 13 of these conditions.

      Basically, they can do what they want with the data and fuck you very much.

    4. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds all well and good but then you go to the general conditions, which are in Belgian (even though the rest of their site is English)

      Extraordinary, they invented a new language as well?

    5. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by JMJimmy · · Score: 2

      Sounds all well and good but then you go to the general conditions, which are in Belgian (even though the rest of their site is English)

      Extraordinary, they invented a new language as well?

      Belgian is the short form for saying Belgian Dutch which is a group of four dialects used in the North of the country.

    6. Re: Are these sponsored stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One should never, ever, for any reason allow telemetry data to be uploaded to anywhere. Even if it isn't sold to insurance companies (and the notion of them geting their slimy hands on it is bad enough), you should never subject yourself or your family to the pile of trouble this can cause in case of an accident.

      So your kid drives imperfectly. Who doesn't? Then maybe gets into a wreck. You now have a legally discoverable trail of evidence that can be made to show whatever the other party wants to. That your kid drove imperfectly in the past and you did nothing about it would be a good place for them to start.

      Never keep records you don't have to keep, and never help anyone sue you.

    7. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by rsmith-mac · · Score: 1

      They keep saying submitted by "anonymous" and include a link in the title bar to the front page of the site that is hosting the article. Bullshit detector is going off full blast right now.

      Not a Slashdot editor here, but I just assumed that they're finally going to improve how they're citing stories. Having the source for the story in the title bar is kind of nice.

    8. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If the insurance company wants the data, they would just mail them out honestly, offer a discount for people who use it, then raise rates across the board by the same amount as the discount. The vast majority of customers will be using it, and the average is all they care about.

      This product is about selling a false sense of control to parents, which is exactly what it is supposed to be. No conspiracy needed.

    9. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by JMJimmy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If the insurance company wants the data, they would just mail them out honestly, offer a discount for people who use it, then raise rates across the board by the same amount as the discount. The vast majority of customers will be using it, and the average is all they care about.

      This product is about selling a false sense of control to parents, which is exactly what it is supposed to be. No conspiracy needed.

      The problem with insurance companies doing that is that they get the data on their customers only. Yes, that's useful for them and lots of them do that but it does not tell them anything about their new customer or customers they want to target. Third parties going after young drivers habits will allow insurance companies to target the drivers they want while having advanced warning about potentially costly customers before they get their first quote. While that's not necessarily a bad thing, it does make the point of insurance less and less meaningful (ie: distribute the costs of accidents/liability over a large base so lives aren't ruined due to lack of money). It's a path that leads to people's options being limited due to their inability to pay high premiums.

      It's already occurring due to historical data that showed that men under 25 were the most dangerous drivers, where I live that data lead to ~$900-1200/year initial premiums for young women and $2,500-3500 initial premiums for young men. It can be a serious impediment when your cost of employment for any job requiring a car (either on the job or just to get there) is 4 times hire than someone else with the same driving history as yourself. The sad part is, where I live anyway, the data that all that was based on was from a generation that grew up with drinking and driving, very little driver education, significantly lower safety standards, etc. Looking at only data from the 2000s onward, men under 25 were among the safest drivers on the road and paying among the highest premiums.

      What's really wrong though is the deceptive way they go about getting the data - making it seem like you won't sell the data without explicit permission then burying that explicit permission in another language/document. It's deplorable not conspiratorial.

    10. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 1

      I kinda like this feature. Now I know when not to read TFA 'n just start trollin' away.

    11. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      That's Flemish, you stupid prick.

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    12. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      That's Flemish, you stupid prick.

      Oh you poor poor moron. Flemish and Belgian Dutch are the same thing. The latter term is used to prevent confusion between East Flemish and West Flemish dialects.

    13. Re: Are these sponsored stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One should never, ever, for any reason allow telemetry data to be uploaded to anywhere. Even if it isn't sold to insurance companies (and the notion of them geting their slimy hands on it is bad enough), you should never subject yourself or your family to the pile of trouble this can cause in case of an accident.

      So your kid drives imperfectly. Who doesn't? Then maybe gets into a wreck. You now have a legally discoverable trail of evidence that can be made to show whatever the other party wants to. That your kid drove imperfectly in the past and you did nothing about it would be a good place for them to start.

      Never keep records you don't have to keep, and never help anyone sue you.

      Great advice.

      Now if we could only get it through citizens heads that the time to act on this was about twenty fucking years ago.

      Whether YOU want to upload telemetry data or not, realize that the sheer refusal to perform such activity will create the telemetry data for you in the form of YOU being one of the lone outliers out of a million points of telemetry surrounding you at all times.

      Like I said, twenty fucking years ago. Even refusing to participate today will ensure your participation because of the infrastructure that has been put in place, born from massive violations of privacy and sheer consumer ignorance (oh, wait don't tell me...YOU actually read the EULA)

    14. Re: Are these sponsored stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Belgian is not a language.

    15. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I've lived in Belgium, and I've never ever heard or seen a reference to "Belgian Dutch", which still isn't the same as "Belgian". On bilingual websites it's "nederlands" or "vlaams".

      Why do Americans thing they know everything about countries they couldn't even point to on a map?

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    16. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by jratcliffe · · Score: 1

      "It's already occurring due to historical data that showed that men under 25 were the most dangerous drivers, where I live that data lead to ~$900-1200/year initial premiums for young women and $2,500-3500 initial premiums for young men. It can be a serious impediment when your cost of employment for any job requiring a car (either on the job or just to get there) is 4 times hire than someone else with the same driving history as yourself. The sad part is, where I live anyway, the data that all that was based on was from a generation that grew up with drinking and driving, very little driver education, significantly lower safety standards, etc. Looking at only data from the 2000s onward, men under 25 were among the safest drivers on the road and paying among the highest premiums."

      That would seem to create a huge opportunity for an insurance carrier to start charging $2000 for young men (vs. 2500-3500) and make a killing. There are large numbers of very smart people working at insurers trying to take advantage of inefficiencies in the market, and I'd be very surprised that, if there were such clear evidence that young men aren't actually that risky, some insurer hasn't taken advantage of that by moderately discounting to target that market.

    17. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      So Walloon doesn't get a look in? You were caught out. Admit it. Plus you didn't actually read article 13, as it states they will process the data internally, and that it is kept in accordance with Belgian & EU data protection laws.

    18. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      a) Not American
      b) Nederlands is the *Dutch* word for Dutch
      c) Vlaams is the *Dutch* word for Flemish
      d) The local vernacular varies wherever you go. Just because you haven't experienced it, doesn't mean it's universally that way. Take http://popvssoda.com/ for example. If you ask someone in California for a "pop" they likely wouldn't know what you're talking about while someone in Montana would. Here's a university reference for for Begian-Dutch: https://translate.google.ca/tr...

    19. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      The opposite is happening of course... women's insurance is steadily going up as the new data, combined with the old, is starting to change the statistics. The problem is that these data points create falsehoods. Speed involved in an accident means speeding is bad to them, they collect data on speeders and charge them more... what really happens though is speed difference and distraction causes most accidents. Complex interactions that are not easily found in the single point data streams.

      Anecdotally, I cruise 30% above the speed limit on the highway and have never got in an accident in that situation. I credit this to the fact that I am constantly on the lookout for idiots who pull into the high speed lane without accelerating or properly judging the time it will take me to overtake them. If I see the possibility of one of those situations I'll drop my speed closer to theirs and overtake them more slowly. That kind of data point is not something you can easily gather but it makes me a very safe driver (only accidents I have been in were due to blind corners with snow drifts > 6" deep.) By looking at these single factor issues you can rarely identify the truth of a thing, and those that you can (like drunk driving) have already been weeded out.

    20. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      So Walloon doesn't get a look in? You were caught out. Admit it.
      Not sure what this means

      Plus you didn't actually read article 13, as it states they will process the data internally, and that it is kept in accordance with Belgian & EU data protection laws.

      I did read article 13, nothing in Belgian/EU privacy law would prevent what I'm talking about. It doesn't state that it will process the data internally, just that it's being processed (in accordance with the law - http://www.edrm.net/resources/... ) - they can sell the data to anyone within the EU without informing the customer and outside of the EU if they have permission, which they give themselves with that "unless you give us your explicit consent" -> "explicit authorization to exploit" trick.

    21. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      Oh and by the way: https://imgur.com/88CgIY5

      I memorized the locations, names, flags, and capitols of every country when I was 10 years old. I don't know everything about other countries but I picked up information about the languages from a discussion with a pair of PHD linguists we have in the family. I have trouble relating to them so I like to ask them about stuff in their field so at the very least I can learn something. This Christmas I get to learn about Celtic.

    22. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speed is going to correlate with damage in many cases. They are perfectly justified worrying about that.

    23. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I'd like to know what fantasy universe we're role playing if you think that people don't still grow up with drunk driving.

      My advice is to go for a 5 mile walk along streets with traffic between the hours midnight and 2am on a Friday night/Saturday morning. I'd say to bicycle it, but I'm not trying to get you killed, just scare some sense into you.

    24. Re:Are these sponsored stories? by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying it doesn't happen. Rates have dropped 60% from the mid-80s of reported drunk driving incidents. A decade or two before that it was a normal thing for the guys to get drunk and go joy riding. It wasn't reported to the cops because they didn't care.

    25. Re: Are these sponsored stories? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You now have a legally discoverable trail of evidence that can be made to show whatever the other party wants to. That your kid drove imperfectly in the past and you did nothing about it would be a good place for them to start.

      Good because fuck idiots who can't drive sensibly on the road.

      My parents were very clear about this when I got my drivers license. What I do on the road is my sole responsibility. I am not to expect any aid, backup, or even to be bailed out if my actions get me in the shit.

      I drive sensibly on the road. Many don't. I wonder if it's because people believe they won't suffer any consequences for their reckless actions.

  2. Easy solution by tkrotchko · · Score: 2

    Swap it to the parent's car in their OBD II port.

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    1. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      log entry: WARNING POWER LOSS DETECTED
      log entry: new vehicle discovered. logging details.

      busted.

    2. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if you don't drive your car for awhile?

      log entry: Warning car battery empty...

    3. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swap it to the parent's car in their OBD II port.

      Swap schmap...this entire conversation is moot anyway. I give it 5 years before ALL drivers are REQUIRED to install an OBD-II monitoring device, you know, "for insurance purposes", or perhaps THIS database will be the one they try and capture terrorists with. Not like the other 282,072 databases before.

    4. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That isn't the major issue with that idea.
      I can't think of a parent that would use this device without being of the "Do as I say, not as I do" type.
      The parents will probably be fine with speeding as long as their kid doesn't do it.
      Switching over the device will just give a false positive and the kid will get shit for it.

    5. Re:Easy solution by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Insurance fraud is never a good idea.

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    6. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These aren't from an insurance company Ami. RTFA.

  3. Parents by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

    If the kids moved it to the parents cars, the parents would be livid with their kids over their horrible driving.

    1. Re:Parents by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      /Oblg. "Do as I say, not do as I do! :-)

      Unfortunately, or fortunately, actions speak louder then words.

    2. Re:Parents by mjwx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If the kids moved it to the parents cars, the parents would be livid with their kids over their horrible driving.

      And considering most teens learn to drive from their parents, the irony will be lost on these helicopter parents that they are responsible for their precious little snowflakes bad habits.

      Do these people honestly not consider that their kids are watching them speed, failing to indicate, aggressively tailgating and talking on the phone whilst driving and thinking that this is perfectly perceptible behaviour.

      Sorry for answering my own question, but of course not. See: Dunning-Kruger. We need a large campaign of public service announcements that begin with the words "Parents, you are not as good at driving as you think you are".

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    3. Re:Parents by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If the kids moved it to the parents cars, the parents would be livid with their kids over their horrible driving.

      If both cars are in motion while the app is being checked, my advice to parents is to hang up and drive .

    4. Re:Parents by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If you are the driver in a car and are doing anything other than driving, my advice is to stop it and drive.

    5. Re: Parents by nullchar · · Score: 1

      Dunning-Kruger proven for driving in 1981:
      http://www.sciencedirect.com/s...

      Every driver thinks they are better than average (including myself!)

    6. Re:Parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And considering most teens learn to drive from their parents

      You seem to be overestimating the fraction of parents who are driving instructors...

    7. Re:Parents by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      You seem to be overestimating your own intelligence.

    8. Re:Parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't be even remotely surprising. I have been in cars with far too many people who seem to hold the world to higher standards when they themselves have terrible driving habits. Complaining about how everyone else in the world is a terrible driver without the ability to recognize they are at least as bad if not worse than most of the people they complain about.

    9. Re:Parents by Krojack · · Score: 1

      As a parent who has kids that are just starting to drive, you better believe it's "Do as I say, not as I do." I'm paying for their first car and insurance after all.

    10. Re:Parents by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Touchee! :-)

    11. Re:Parents by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I am as good a driver as I think I am. I use turn indicators, do not tailgate, and don't talk on the phone. (I do speed sometimes.) I monitor conditions (outside the car and inside me), and adjust accordingly. The result is that, although I don't think of myself as very safe, my insurance agent does.

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    12. Re:Parents by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Do these people honestly not consider that their kids are watching them speed, failing to indicate, aggressively tailgating and talking on the phone whilst driving and thinking that this is perfectly perceptible behaviour.

      Yes and Yes. The circle of influence on children is large and their local social groups have a far bigger influence than their household. As a kid I was not just in my parent's car. I was in their friend's car, in my friend's car, and in my parent's friend's car. As a 16.5 year old I felt an incredible sense of power when I got my license. I belong on the road, and someone told me I could be on that road so screw everyone. I OWN THE ROAD. That's the other thing about being a teenager, living at home with parents my responsibilities extended to not failing school and cleaning the dishes. I didn't buy the car, I've never had a fine, I was God's gift to the earth and damn was I indestructible.

      Now here I am many years later and I wonder how I got away with my recklessness. I didn't learn any of that from my parents who always drove slower and more carefully than my grandma.

    13. Re:Parents by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      considering most teens learn to drive from their parents

      Not where I live. In the UK, if you don't learn to drive with a proper driving instructor, you're very unlikely to pass your driving test, at least without several failed attempts first. A bit of off road practice when they're younger is fine, but you need to be drilled into doing things properly on the road.

      Obviously there are exceptions, and no doubt there are the usual slashdot geniuses who passed their test first time after teaching themselves on their custom made driving simulator in their basement.

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  4. It's been done by dlleigh · · Score: 3, Informative

    Fifteen years ago! The Autowatch a.k.a. "Narc on Lisa"

    https://news.google.com/newspa...

  5. New? These have been around for ages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashvertisement?

  6. How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Telling me something useful such as when the driver is tailgating, texting, not using turn signals, running lights and things that actually cause dangerous conditions while driving opposed to non-excessive speeding, which in no way directly causes an unsafe condition by itself.

    1. Re:How about by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "...opposed to non-excessive speeding, which in no way directly causes an unsafe condition by itself."

      Of course non-excessive speeding doesn't cause an unsafe condition. Excessive speeding on the other hand...

      Now: with regards of excessive speeding, what's its operational definition? Yes: whatever the law of the land sets as such -'dura lex sed lex' and all that stuff.

    2. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Parents will complain the dongle is broken 'cause it goes off all the time.

    3. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Telling me something useful such as when the driver is tailgating, texting, not using turn signals, running lights and things that actually cause dangerous conditions while driving opposed to non-excessive speeding, which in no way directly causes an unsafe condition by itself.

      I want to believe you. I really do. Even common sense says I should.

      That said, a few hundred billion hours of collected statistics between insurance companies over the last decade or three probably tells us a hell of a lot more about what actually causes accidents.

      Needless to say, it only makes sense to observe the categories they seem to watch closely.

    4. Re:How about by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Now that is a great idea, a tailgating indicator. I would better have the info not leave the car, but warn the driver. Use radar or laser or echo etc. to measure the distance to the car in front, then if you're two meters from the car while driving at 90 kph you get warned.

      I would not be surprised if that exists already but haven't heard of it. Hell, drive at 150 mph if you want but don't tailgate and don't be tailgated. (at 150 mph, I've computed the safety distance to be 134 meters)

    5. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about they develop a dongle that tells you when your kid sneezes or scratches his ass?

    6. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, no. many states are "prima facie" states. Exceeding the posted "limit" is not unlawful per se, but it is prima facie evidence of violation of the actual statute, which is something like drivers must maintain reasonable and prudent speed for the conditions or must drive in a safe manner or something like that.

      So, in such a state, simply speeding is not necessarily excessively speeding. Further, another group of states deliberately set the posted limit lower than is reasonable for the road in normal conditions in order to trap drivers to generate revenue. In these states, one would be hard pressed to argue that exceeding the deliberately depressed limits is "excessive."

    7. Re:How about by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Actually, no. many states are "prima facie" states"

      So what?

      "Exceeding the posted "limit" is not unlawful per se, but it is prima facie evidence of violation of the actual statute"

      So still excessive speeding is whatever the law of the land sets as such, right?

      "another group of states deliberately set the posted limit lower than is reasonable for the road in normal conditions in order to trap drivers to generate revenue"

      That's what you say. Do you have evidence of that case? And, even if you found such an evidence, how lower than the "real" road limit the legal limit is? Whatever you "feel" in the given moment you happen to drive that road? I said two things: *operational* limits and 'dura lex sed lex'. Think about them for a while.

    8. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Telling me something useful such as when the driver is tailgating, texting, not using turn signals, running lights and things that actually cause dangerous conditions while driving opposed to non-excessive speeding, which in no way directly causes an unsafe condition by itself.

      Which is why I keep turning down these things when insurance companies offer them under the guise of "it could lower your rates." Nothing in there says that they won't use the data to raise your rates instead because "oh my, this guy likes to take less than 10 seconds to get to 45 MPH all the time!"

    9. Re:How about by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      How about they develop a dongle that tells you when your kid sneezes or scratches his ass?

      Acne can be a symptom of more serious skin conditions, and should be checked by a dermatologist. I'm going to build a prototype right away.

      Sneeze detectors are already a thing, but I've never seen it in a dongle.

    10. Re:How about by Entropius · · Score: 1

      If you believe that speed limits are always set in order to maintain road safety then I have a bridge made of waterproof gingerbread to sell you.

    11. Re:How about by mark-t · · Score: 1

      If the thing has any smarts, it would only report sustained periods over the speed limit, perhaps by reporting whether an average speed over an interval has been excessive, where the duration of the allowed interval is a function of how far over the speed limit one actually drives. If you drive 5mph over the speed limit, the duration may be something like 5 minutes, while if you drive 25 mph over the speed limit, the duration may be something like only 15 seconds. And of course, it should report just how fast the car is actually going, not just simply that the speed limit was exceeded, so the parent can use their own discretion at determining if their kid only needs to be perhaps firmly reminded to pay more attention to how fast they are going in the future, or reprimanded or even having their driving privileges revoked for driving like a maniac.

    12. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My interpretation of the evidence is that those who are *caught* speeding are more likely to be in accidents because they are either inattentive ( eg: not seeing the police car parked just off the motorway or on an overpass ) or drive like maniacs and are picked out by police for driving much faster than those around them.

      In reality, a majority of people speed a bit. Who ( who's been driving on motorways for more than say 5 years ) can say they haven't gone with the flow of traffic at 80 rather than 70? I'd estimate that figure to be much less than 50%.

      ( North-west England specific observations )

    13. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like this one 6-lane road near me with a 35 MPH limit that everyone of course flat out ignores.

    14. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That said, a few hundred billion hours of collected statistics between insurance companies over the last decade or three probably tells us a hell of a lot more about what actually causes accidents.

      Nope. Insurance companies, just like the Police, are only interested in how the legal liability (aka "fault") is assigned, not the things which actually contribute, trigger, or cause the collisions.

    15. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drove a rental Citroen with that feature. My dash display was replaced with "VERY CLOSE" in huge letters if I got right behind someone on the highway. Although you had to be pretty damn close, if you did that accidentally you'd probably get in a collision anyway... It also had sonar all the way around and would warn me when I drove too close to a pole or something. Useful for an American trying to drive in Europe.

    16. Re:How about by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Most people who tailgate aren't doing it accidentally, they are driving aggressively to try to force people to move over. A warning would be pointless.

      And if you need a warning message to tell you that a car is two metres behind you, you shouldn't really be driving as you're either half blind or not concentrating.

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  7. Just a consumer version, not really new by localroger · · Score: 4, Informative

    Businesses have used these things for years, especially for heavy trucks but my company sedan has one. My company gets a healthy break on insurance rates because it's there, and they get a nifty web interface where they can pull up everyone's real-time location. Some people find it intrusive but it's kind of hard to complain since it's their car and they pay for the gas. The reporting does include sketchy errors, so it's best not to trust the warning reports too much unless there's a clear pattern. It doesn't always know the real speed limit and sometimes the GPS thinks you're in a very different place than you really are.

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  8. mandatory by blogagog · · Score: 1

    Sounds like something the government will mandate soon, and the data will also be sent to your local police department. :(

    1. Re:mandatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like something the government will mandate soon...

      and insurance companies...

    2. Re:mandatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like i would regear my car with something more appropriate for grandma. :D

    3. Re:mandatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like something the government will mandate soon, and the data will also be sent to your local police department. :(

      I would be perfectly okay with that. There are too many shitty drivers on the road.

    4. Re:mandatory by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      ounds like something the government will mandate soon, and the data will also be sent to your local police department. :(

      They'll send it to the local government so they can use that to assess 'road usage' taxes.

      Oregon tried to do that with RFID tags in the tires.

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    5. Re:mandatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not likely, as it would reduce road violation to practically 0 overnight.

      Then police departments all over the country would shut down (and some towns/small cities would go bankrupt) as it generates A LOT of revenue for them.

    6. Re:mandatory by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Not likely, as it would reduce road violation to practically 0 overnight.

      Then police departments all over the country would shut down (and some towns/small cities would go bankrupt) as it generates A LOT of revenue for them.

      Not everywhere is America. Here in the UK, speed cameras actually cost the police or local council money to operate, which is why so many have been turned off in the last five years to save money.

      Also, most people are offered a "speed awareness" course rather than just fined for speeding.

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  9. Love it! by bwwatr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's condition our kids to expect systemic surveillance from early on, and teach them about trust by demonstrating a complete lack of it ourselves.

    1. Re: Love it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Let's enable parents to catch kids with dangerous driving behavior before the police catch them, or worse, they kill someone!

    2. Re: Love it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's enable teens to create a feedback loop by moving the device into their parents' cars.

    3. Re: Love it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's enable teens to create a feedback loop by moving the device into their parents' cars.

      Since GPS is one of the primary features of this device, please knock it the fuck off with this stupid suggestion already.

      Parents that are tech savvy enough to install an OBD-II monitoring device aren't stupid enough to be fooled by it.

      No seriously kids, stop assuming your parents are as dumb as a 5-year old smartphone.

    4. Re:Love it! by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      I think the government and the education system is already do a good job of teaching that to them. Probably about the only thing the education system is excelling at at the moment.

    5. Re: Love it! by jep77 · · Score: 2

      I'm writing this comment on a 5-year old smartphone, you insensitive clod!

    6. Re:Love it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I could track pre-frontal-lobe-mature humans' gun usage to make certain they were only travelling to/from the range and home, I'd do this, too.

    7. Re: Love it! by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Let's move to North Korea, then the issue is nullified in two ways : the tracking is expected and nobody has a car anyway.

    8. Re: Love it! by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Yeah, kids would also need to learn to program a software defined radio, and spend their allowance on the electronics to build the defeat device. If he's really that motivated to get off the grid, and able to take multiple difficult planned steps over time to achieve it, maybe she's a good influence after all, and just let her stay over late on the weekend?

  10. obvious result.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    irate parent calls speeding teenager on their cell phone who then gets in a wreck while on the phone. such a wonderful idea for sure. and hasn't ford or someone already built this shit into the car itself anyway? and what about phones (there is an app for that)? a teenager may hop in someone else's speeding car.. rendering this device useless (moreso than it was to begin with) in their own car.. but they'll never go without their phone.

  11. Uhhhh.?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just remove the dongle and stick on an OBDII simulator or someone else's car?

  12. Insurance Companies by eric31415927 · · Score: 1

    Insurance companies would want this data in order to better classify the risk of drivers.
    What insurance companies want, they inevitably get.

    1. Re:Insurance Companies by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      I work in insurance and these devices are already in all new cars(in the EU... and most in the US). Insurance companies also use them to adjust premiums based on other behavior like parking your car in a area prone to theft etc. Business fleet insurance(think truck fleets etc) can use them to contest speeding and parkign tickets issued in error(with surprisingly significant savings BTW).

    2. Re:Insurance Companies by Entropius · · Score: 1

      They can get whatever they want because they're a cartel whose products the government mandates everyone buy.

    3. Re:Insurance Companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in order to better classify the risk of drivers.

      Insurance companies classify the risk of drivers in terms of how likely they are to have to pay a claim. Not, as most people assume, their risk in terms of safety or driving ability.

  13. Only good for the car it is installed in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How about an app on a cellphone that emails the teen's* guardian whenever the cellphone senses that it is moving too fast (or accelerating too quickly) for safety. No cloud required. Also, no connection to a single car means that the app can report when a teen is in a potentially unsafe situation regardless of the vehicle used.

    * I use "teen" as an example, but would work for any person including seniors.

    1. Re:Only good for the car it is installed in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have GPS logged speeds in excess of 110 MPH through the city (speed limit 30). All while looking at the GPS rather than out the window.

      Guess how many laws I broke at the time? Zero. I even paid for my train ticket.

      Maybe there's an advantage to tracking the speed of the car rather than the speed of the phone?

  14. Progressive's Snapshot patent by tepples · · Score: 1

    and insurance companies

    Plural? Not until Progressive's patent on using OBD-II telemetry to set insurance rates expires.

    1. Re:Progressive's Snapshot patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and insurance companies

      Plural? Not until Progressive's patent on using OBD-II telemetry to set insurance rates expires.

      Progressive have a European patent on this? Really. Number please.

    2. Re: Progressive's Snapshot patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never in my life have I thought the patent system so useful as keeping that abomination out of other slimy insurance companies' hands.

  15. Ya know there is a reason by gamekeeper · · Score: 1

    Ya know, looking @ the bigger picture,, There must be a reason why automakers dont incorporate this in their vehicles now.. Privacy issues? Whats next?? Uber took over the taxi cab end Will this do away with the need to "tail" some one from a law enforcement perspective? What can be done to secure the tech, for example. If it some how got out that 95% of the people to whom this tech is deployed to are 20 and younger, how can the company secure that data from lets say pedophiles, or predators?? going back to the Gov't how can we secure them from leveraging some legal crap to compel the company to turn over your records so the Gov 't agency for some sort of analysis and or citizen spying? If you look @ the website, there are some areas that aren't even finished or accessable such as the "support/FAQ" Page..

    1. Re:Ya know there is a reason by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Ya know, looking @ the bigger picture,, There must be a reason why automakers dont incorporate this in their vehicles now.. Privacy issues? Whats next??

      Could even be some liability issues. OnStar, GM's custom spying service that is on even when you don't pay for it, used to brag about how they could disable stolen vehicles, unlock your car for you, and analyze any problems while you are driving, among some other things.

      Basically, they had control of your vehicle, and could listen in on you any time they wanted to.

      Now just imagine if they disabled the wrong vehicle - which disengages the accelerator pedal, and while disabled, someone rams into you while you're parked on the side of the road, and suddenly you have a lawsuit that would make Marcus and Mack cum in their pants.

      And what if their vaunted "We noticed you stopped really quickly - should we call 911 for you?" service fails and someone suffers bad problems because it failed.

      I like the idea of moving diagnostics, but that wouldn't have to be intrusive, something you could power up and down. OnStar takes a bit of effort to kill it.

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  16. What about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good idea detector that connects to these inventors nutsacks?

  17. Rol!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take the dongle out and stick it into grandmas car!!

  18. as an older person (sorry, i hate it too)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's not a bad idea, in and of its purest form - and, yes, could be applied to older drivers (who continue to buzz right on through stopsigns while talking on their cells, when i have the right-of-way - yes, it pisses me off, and i've had much closer calls with such idiots who never even saw the red light in front of them).

    BUT, this is where we enact laws that restricts its usage to only so many lawful information domains... and we only get to enact those laws through representatives of OUR OWN, instead of the corporations who benefit from bending those laws to more their favor than ours.

    and these laws must enact prison sentances instead of fines.

    you wanna fight the corps here, instead of the govt. it is one of those ideas that, on first thought, is going to sell to any parent, anywhere... "my insurance company can track my kid; why can't i?"

    and it's tough to lead any parent like that (who still files them as a "dependant") to any secondary, constitutional-level thought about it. just the plain facts.

    make a law, and outlaw it.

    and send any fm-er's to prison... same as any other federal-law convict.

    1. Re:as an older person (sorry, i hate it too)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "representatives" mentioned above, meaning president -and- congressional and state reps/governors... tired of the "i only vote for the president" types of thinkers.

  19. Define speeding by Livius · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What will be reported as speeding? Exceeding the speed limit in short bursts is necessary (and legal) if you are overtaking slower-moving vehicles.

    1. Re:Define speeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell it to the arresting officer.

    2. Re:Define speeding by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Exceeding the speed limit in short bursts is necessary (and legal) if you are overtaking slower-moving vehicles.

      Define "short burst" ?

      No more than 10% over the speed limit for no more than 1.5 seconds per 60 minutes?

    3. Re:Define speeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speeding being legal while passing is a myth.

      I just beat a speeding ticket on a technicality, but all the research I did preparing for my case put my belief that speeding to pass is ok in the eyes of the law. I was going to use that as a defense, but it wouldn't have worked based on multiple sources on the Internet.

      The only reason to pass on the road is to go faster than someone. If that person is not going slow enough to pass safely, the pass is not deemed necessary.

    4. Re:Define speeding by labnet · · Score: 1

      What will be reported as speeding? Exceeding the speed limit in short bursts is necessary (and legal) if you are overtaking slower-moving vehicles.

      Not in Australia & I doubt in the USA either.

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    5. Re:Define speeding by ET3D · · Score: 1

      My guess is it will be configurable, and that notifications will also be optional. The system does show the speed during the trip, so parents will be able to make their own judgement.

    6. Re:Define speeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the country. In the Netherlands it is ok for example, in Belgium not.

    7. Re:Define speeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you point me to the article in the Dutch Wegenverkeerswet that allows it? I can't find it.

    8. Re:Define speeding by jittles · · Score: 1

      What will be reported as speeding? Exceeding the speed limit in short bursts is necessary (and legal) if you are overtaking slower-moving vehicles.

      Not in Australia & I doubt in the USA either.

      In the USA it likely depends on the state. California has, for instance, what they call a 'Basic Speed Law'. That states that, except for certain exceptions, it is perfectly legal to drive up to 55MPH anywhere you'd like so long as you can prove that the speed you were traveling was safe. Typically the way you prove that the speed limit was safe is by citing the engineering reports that show safe speeds for the design of the road. This is handy because there are plenty of municipalities where I live now that artificially lower speed limits in order to increase traffic revenue. Unfortunately, my current state does not have a basic speed law. But anyway, the exceptions to the basic speed law are places like school zones and other areas where there is a codified speed limit set.

    9. Re:Define speeding by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't, to both your statements. Not in any country I'm aware of

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    10. Re:Define speeding by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      on the other hand I knew a guy who was caught going over 100mph on I95 with a speed limit of 55mph. He didn't get a single point against his license, much less lose it (too be far, a single point would have lost it which is why he took action)

      How to get out of pretty much any speeding ticket? Hire a lawyer. Its been more than a few years so I'm fuzzy on some of the details, but it went something like:

      posted speed limit is 55mph, but...
          the observed speed limit is 65 mph so -10mph
          the speed was determined by a radar gun so -10mph
          speed is only excessive if it is at least 5 mph over the limit so -5mph

      I don't remember other factors, but in the end he was considered to be within an acceptable speed and had no consequences (other than having paid for the lawyer, inconvenience of court).

      I do recall that the radar gun issue was simply that rather than argue over the accuracy of the gun there is simply a fixed discount in the effective speed.

    11. Re:Define speeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know in most situations the officer wont be arresting you. You will be issued either a warning (verbal or written) or a citation.

    12. Re:Define speeding by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Really? You mean I can tell the officer I was doing 80 in a 50 zone because I was passing someone?

      I'm pretty sure I've never heard of passing as an exemption to speed limits. I'm pretty sure they don't write traffic laws which says "you can't go faster than X ever, unless you're passing, then it's OK".

      Are you sure it's actually "legal"? Or just something you heard once?

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  20. Great. Another internet-to-CANbus bridge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The OBD-II port allows access to the life-safety systems of the car. It is a private unsecured network that performs no authentication.

    These dongles allow arbitrary access to the car bus, limited only by their buggy software. They shouldn't even be manufactured.

  21. "Hack" the ODB II feed by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

    ODB II isn't concerned with computer security, DRM etc. I believe?
    I expect it was done in the era or mindset of micro-controllers that don't run an operating system and free-for-all bit banging like you're running DOS, Win9x or an 8bit computer.

    So, put a dongle on a dongle and cap the readings i.e. you might go at 4000 rpm but the stupid thing is told you never go above 3000 rpm.
    Only problem is with speeds calculated using GPS positions. Well perhaps jam it and stop jamming after you've been stopped for a little while.

    1. Re:"Hack" the ODB II feed by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Well ODB-II requires physical access, if I am physically in your car, I can do a lot more than hack your ODB-II port.

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    2. Re:"Hack" the ODB II feed by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Precisely, the person that is targeted by the surveillance apparatus does have physical access, being they're alone in the car at some distance of many kilometers.
      So it could be messed with. If only, install a switch to cut electrical power to it.

      What would be interesting is if there are consequences for doing so. Parent and child (adult and major child, to drive a car!), that wouldn't need to involve the law or contracts etc. : a heated argument and keys confiscated (or not lent anymore) at most.
      If it's a company or employer-issued car : do you get fired? In the US or perhaps most of the US, sure yes. In an European country, probably but might depend on circumstances.

    3. Re:"Hack" the ODB II feed by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      It would be very difficult to do without detection. A common thing with these sorts of readings is to display them on a graph. If there are flat tops it isn't going to be believable. Another thing is that expected fuel economy is often calculated based on the engine data; if you're reporting low RPMs for the same distance traveled then it will be claiming you get some really high fuel economy that the vehicle isn't capable of. And if the GPS and car are reporting vastly different max speeds, the low RPMs is just another clue as to what you did to trick it. I haven't used this device, but on my OBD dashboard app it shows both speeds.

      It might work in some cases of exceptionally stupid parents, but I think in most cases it would be detected after awhile. Spoofing the GPS inside the dongle is a harder task, of course.

      And the lack of DRM has nothing to do with operating systems; they certainly run an OS on the ECM. It has to do with the access method requiring physical access.

    4. Re:"Hack" the ODB II feed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In principle you could calculate a 'nice' trajectory beforehand, taking all constraints of the roads and car into account, and simply replay that into the ODB port and into the GPS antenna (use a cable to prevent interference to other systems)

  22. that thing that's legally obligated to be under by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that thing that's legally obligated to be under steering wheel? I can't see this ever getting 'accidentally' disconnected by my teenage self.

    1. Re:that thing that's legally obligated to be under by mysidia · · Score: 1

      That's just the diagnostic port. There are other places you can possibly create a permanent connection to the bus that will be in a more obscure and difficult to find or tamper with, location.

  23. Real Purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An argument starter.

  24. dongle by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    heh, heh. he said dongle.

  25. I've always wondered about this by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    a buddy of mine did long hauling. They had this stuff, but they couldn't have been using it. Every driver cheated their logs (buddy didn't, they eventually got fired for it cause he couldn't do his runs fast enough). I always wonder how they avoid getting called out when the data's there. I do know that they tell the companies in advance when (and who) is gonna get reviewed for compliance this month. But why not just check the entire companies' logs? They can't be doing it since every truck company in America would shut down.

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    1. Re:I've always wondered about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Companies such as CADEC create electronic logbooks that interface with truck systems, data goes to a centralized data warehouse.

    2. Re:I've always wondered about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You answered your own question. These devices are here solely to benefit large corporations. Meaning that if they want their truckers to break the hours of service laws and get the runs done faster (= more $$), then the logs will be conveniently ignored. If a trucker is instructed to get his load 200 miles down the road in 3 hours, he'll be driving roughly 70mph to do so, and the logs will be conveniently ignored. Again, if he doesn't do as the company says, he's fucked, as your buddy found out quickly.

      On the flipside, however, if your buddy hasn't slept and causes an accident (because the company made him do things he wasn't supposed to do), or is speeding and gets shut down (because the company told him to do an impossible task), the logs will of course be used to nail him to the wall and show what a terrible criminal he is and he'll be fired by the company to show how diligent they are about the rules or worse--fined or jailed.

      That's why there's only one thing to do with any tracking device, don't comply, ever. Try to put one in my car? I'll destroy it. Tell me I'll be tracked on my job? I'll quit. Even if I end up dead or living under an overpass, at least I didn't play along with this beast system that is only being used to destroy humanity.

    3. Re:I've always wondered about this by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      In Europe, compulsory tachographs make it impossible for drivers to be forced to work dangerously long shifts.

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  26. Speed limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How will it know the current speed limit? Obviously the car is only speeding if the current speed is exceeding the speed limit, but not all roads have the same limit. Some university in Sweden tried making a speed limit map and then made a car use GPS to figure out the speed limit and they ended up scrapping the system because it incorrectly claimed speeding despite no errors in the speed map. It was like driving 100 km/h and then go under a bridge with 50 km/h limit and suddenly the car wanted to drive 50. Their plan was to allow the car to activate the brakes automatically in case of speeding, but that would be dangerous with all the false readings.

    The article mentions the ability to send the driving data to an insurance company, which in turn should make it cheaper if the car drives carefully. It sucks to pay extra to the insurance for false readings. My car drive on the front axle as well as measure speed on those wheels. This mean if I drive on the road during winter and there is a bit of snow, it drives fine right until there is ice underneath the snow (invisible due to the snow). Instantly the car speedometer shows 3 times faster driving due to wheelslip and even though the cluth fixes the problem quickly, it still goes into overspeed for a second or two. I kind of like the speedometer telling me what the wheels are doing (not that I don't notice without it), but I don't like those false readings to be transmitted as real readings.

  27. Re:Great. Another internet-to-CANbus bridge by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    The OBD-II port allows access to the life-safety systems of the car. It is a private unsecured network that performs no authentication.

    These dongles allow arbitrary access to the car bus, limited only by their buggy software. They shouldn't even be manufactured.

    You are wrong. On the internet. Shame, shame.

    Arbitrary access to the car bus is provided by the port that you plug this device into. The device listens to that bus and takes actions outside of the car network. Arbitrary access to the car network existed already.

    Also, the only part of the "life-safety" system you can access is the airbag status. The "life" and "safety" things in the car computers are the airbags and brakes. Those both have their own isolated subsystems. You cannot mess up the "life-safety" systems in the car through the ODB-II port, you can only read the status. The things you could change, if a device changed operating mode to the diagnostic mode, are just things that would make your car run like crap, or shut off. Yeah, if you plug this thing into your car, and the software gets cracked, trolls could disable your vehicle. Why should manufacturing stop? If your doorknob was built with a lock that some people could pick, bad people could steal from you. Does that mean that locks shouldn't be manufactured? No, it means you have to choose what product to use, and some people will make poor choices.

    My car is old, a 2000, but even with the car off and the main computer without power, the traction computer is still on and functioning. The anti-lock brakes are on the same computer as the anti-roll parking mode, and the traction assist for ice and snow. I could totally fry the main computer that connects to the ODB-II port, and I'd still have traction control. And if the vehicle is in gear and moving, I'd still have power assist to the brakes even if the engine had stopped firing because of a computer problem.

  28. Helicopter Parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Look at the Millennials at how screwed up they are. Helicopter parenting did that. Don't do it.

  29. speed limit in that area where is that getting tha by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    speed limit in that area where is that getting that info from and how up to day is it? also what about areas well known for under posted speed limits that even the cops give big leeway in?

    What about school zones does system flag then as being on 24/7?

  30. Even Better! by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Even better when the parents get the notification I'll bet that their first inclination will be to phone their child to tell them to stop. Then instead of having a teenager who's just speeding you'll now have one who is speeding while on a mobile and arguing with their parents!

  31. Well this wont stress out rookie drivers at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mom suddenly calling while they are driving and yelling hystericly at them because of hig revs or taking corners too fast. nu-uh. pick up the phone and answer. best idea ever. /r/watchpeopledie is going to have a field day!

  32. Re:Great. Another internet-to-CANbus bridge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy yours today! The new FireCan ODB-II port firewall.
    Allows 'read only' access to the car systems.

  33. Re:speed limit in that area where is that getting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, the real Joe_Dragon's back!

  34. OR by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    "You'r always late coming to see me. Put your foot down, I can see you're only doing 70".

  35. He must hate his parents by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

    Rookie Dongle Warns Parents When Their Kids Are Driving Too Fast

    Poor guy. I mean, bad enough that your parents are Mr and Mrs Dongle, but then they name you "Rookie"? He should sue.

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  36. Re:Great. Another internet-to-CANbus bridge by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

    The OBD-II port allows access to the life-safety systems of the car. It is a private unsecured network that performs no authentication.

    These dongles allow arbitrary access to the car bus, limited only by their buggy software. They shouldn't even be manufactured.

    I'm sure that car manufacturers would agree with you as this would then make third party products (including diagnostic tools), 'unlicensed' (by the manufacturer) mechanic work (including do it yourself) and so forth difficult to impossible resulting in even higher manufacturer prices for the same thing.

    So no, I'll keep that open port open, thanks just the same.

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  37. dongle shmongle by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    "connects to the vehicle's on-board diagnostics (OBD II) port, internal GPS and mobile technologies to push real-time data to the cloud and send notifications to car owners via email or text when the driver is speeding, suddenly accelerates, brakes hard or has high RPM levels."

    I would add a "the damn kid pulled the dongle' event to the list.

  38. Helicopter 'rents by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Funny how Helicopter Parents are so concerned about nearly every facet of their snowflakes' lives... but don't give a flying fuck about their rights and privacies.

    Kudos for leaping forward a more pervasive police state, you twisted egomaniacs.

  39. Re:Great. Another internet-to-CANbus bridge by jittles · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You are wrong. On the internet. Shame, shame.

    Pot meet kettle?

    Arbitrary access to the car bus is provided by the port that you plug this device into. The device listens to that bus and takes actions outside of the car network. Arbitrary access to the car network existed already.

    This 'arbitrary access' you refer to is only available to someone who has physical access to the CANBus to begin with. And when has anyone ever claimed that you could prevent a network from being owned when someone has physical access to it? These devices put that air gapped network ONTO the internet. Sure you could buy a car with OnStar and achieve the same thing, but many people are smart enough to avoid OnStar vehicles.

    Also, the only part of the "life-safety" system you can access is the airbag status. The "life" and "safety" things in the car computers are the airbags and brakes. Those both have their own isolated subsystems. You cannot mess up the "life-safety" systems in the car through the ODB-II port, you can only read the status.

    This is not true either. Just a few months ago black hats demonstrated the ability to control the ABS systems of cars, kill the engine while they are traveling at high rates of speed, and more. Less than a year ago I had a meeting with a major car manufacturer to discuss Android Auto and CarPlay with the engineers working to integrate it into their vehicles. With the prototypes I saw, you could start/stop the car and affect many other systems directly through the Manufacturer's own app. This app keeps you in their nice little playground. You could do a lot more if you escape their jail.

    The things you could change, if a device changed operating mode to the diagnostic mode, are just things that would make your car run like crap, or shut off.

    Having your car shut off at just the wrong moment could result in your death. And as I mentioned before it has already been established that ABS systems are vulnerable to tampering. So now you could have someone kill your engine and your brakes at just the right time to result in a fatal crash.

    Yeah, if you plug this thing into your car, and the software gets cracked, trolls could disable your vehicle. Why should manufacturing stop? If your doorknob was built with a lock that some people could pick, bad people could steal from you. Does that mean that locks shouldn't be manufactured? No, it means you have to choose what product to use, and some people will make poor choices.

    The CANBus was never designed to be exposed to attack like this. You're willing to have people in 2500+ pound vehicles flying down the road with script kiddies attacking their cars? And for what gain? So insurance companies can track your speed and position? So that you can have some company babysit your kid so you don't have to actually be a parent? So you can stalk your ex girlfriend? The risk to society far outweighs the benefit to society which, from my perspective is absolutely zero.

    My car is old, a 2000, but even with the car off and the main computer without power, the traction computer is still on and functioning. The anti-lock brakes are on the same computer as the anti-roll parking mode, and the traction assist for ice and snow. I could totally fry the main computer that connects to the ODB-II port, and I'd still have traction control. And if the vehicle is in gear and moving, I'd still have power assist to the brakes even if the engine had stopped firing because of a computer problem.

    Your car may not be as vulnerable as other cars but that doesn't mean that we should open up the car's network to the whole world for no reason. Let's look at your argument about door locks. Let's consider the fact that the network is NOT on the internet to be one of the locks securing it. Are you suggesting we should just remove this lock because someone could

  40. Re:Great. Another internet-to-CANbus bridge by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    You're wrong on pretty much every account. If you'd ready any fairly recent slash.

    Also, the only part of the "life-safety" system you can access is the airbag status.

    Sure, because you just don't know the proprietary ODB codes the manufacture uses to control devices for test purposes. Other people do, you can buy them from the manufacture.

    Those both have their own isolated subsystems.

    Sure, but they are connected and communicate, and due to the lack of decent coders who think about these things, we've repeatedly seen how exploitable these networks are, unless you live under a rock.

    You cannot mess up the "life-safety" systems in the car through the ODB-II port, you can only read the status.

    A simple Google search will show many demonstrations of exactly how wrong you are.

    The things you could change, if a device changed operating mode to the diagnostic mode, are just things that would make your car run like crap, or shut off

    ... No, just resetting the mixture settings, which is what you're referring to, its the only thing that can be done. ODB-II handles all sorts of shit you're completely unaware of apparently. There are commands required to be common to all cars by the government, those don't do much other than read emissions data. Thats what you're talking about. The are generally several times MORE proprietary codes that the manufacture uses. These are the dangerous ones and I promise you, you're car has them even if you don't realize it.

    . Yeah, if you plug this thing into your car, and the software gets cracked, trolls could disable your vehicle. Why should manufacturing stop? If your doorknob was built with a lock that some people could pick, bad people could steal from you. Does that mean that locks shouldn't be manufactured? No, it means you have to choose what product to use, and some people will make poor choices.

    Other than you're completely wrong as has been proven and posted here on slashdot on multiple occasions, there is also the fact that this is essentially indoctrinating kids into accepting that someone watching our every move and profiting from it is totally acceptable.

    My car is old, a 2000, but even with the car off and the main computer without power, the traction computer is still on and functioning. The anti-lock brakes are on the same computer as the anti-roll parking mode, and the traction assist for ice and snow. I could totally fry the main computer that connects to the ODB-II port, and I'd still have traction control.

    Not really, believe it or not traction control requires both braking AND powering the wheels appropriately. So no, you don't have traction control without the engine running.

     

    And if the vehicle is in gear and moving, I'd still have power assist to the brakes even if the engine had stopped firing because of a computer problem

    Assuming that someone hasn't simply hacked and disabled those systems via the ODB-II port that you seem to think has this magic firewall that no one could possibly ever break. And to go ahead and clear up some more confusion. That computer is still own because the vehicle control module told it to stay on for a few minutes after the main power is shut down. When communications with the main computer go down ... I'll give you a guess as to what happens ... Hint: its not function as if nothing were wrong.

    So before you start telling people they are wrong on the Internet, get a clue.

    Ask Chrysler about it, they'd love to sell you a car since you'd never believe they've been owned in multiple ways just recently.

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  41. Re:Great. Another internet-to-CANbus bridge by jittles · · Score: 1

    The OBD-II port allows access to the life-safety systems of the car. It is a private unsecured network that performs no authentication.

    These dongles allow arbitrary access to the car bus, limited only by their buggy software. They shouldn't even be manufactured.

    I'm sure that car manufacturers would agree with you as this would then make third party products (including diagnostic tools), 'unlicensed' (by the manufacturer) mechanic work (including do it yourself) and so forth difficult to impossible resulting in even higher manufacturer prices for the same thing.

    So no, I'll keep that open port open, thanks just the same.

    No one is trying to suggest that the OBD port should go away. In fact, US law requires its existence. Go try and hook a 1995 or older car to a diagnostic code reader. You'll find you need manufacturer specific info and hardware to get anywhere. The GP is saying that we should not be putting these devices on the internet. We shouldn't be creating devices whose sole purpose is to track and monitor everyday citizens as they go about their lives./P.

  42. Can it tell me when its rockin'? by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

    What we really want to know...

  43. Boy, am I glad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I glad that this cruft wasn't available when I was a teenager! "What, Bill was going HOW FAST?" Heck, even today, NOBODY obeys the speed limit. Around Chicago, most people go 80 in a 55 limit area. On the thruways outside of the city, you will get rear-ended if you are only going 80!

  44. Re:Great. Another internet-to-CANbus bridge by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    Asserting I don't know things is an argument you lost as soon as you made it. You don't know what I do or don't know.

    Presume I do know about proprietary codes. Could my statements still be true? Yes. Indeed. As a programmer who has works with these codes, I know it is complete hogwash to just wave your hands like that. Could a malicious person screw up your car through the OBD port? Yes. Can they screw with the safety systems? No. I'm sure there are ways they could cause you lots of problems, but your brakes and airbags will still be working.

    You don't seem to realize that the brake and airbag computers are physically separate devices. It doesn't help your position to just presume that the proprietary codes can alter those systems. If you were more familiar with the technology, you'd understand that all the active diagnostics are in the Engine Control Module and Powertrain Control Module, which are probably the same physical device, and that device can't actuate the brake or airbag systems; all that plugs into it is the sensors to tell it when the ABS or traction control engages, and a flag that says the airbag state.

    And no, traction control does NOT involve powering the wheels. If you're in gear, the engine has to change speed for a different amount of power to get delivered to the wheels. There is nothing in the wheel that has any sort of gearing that would allow for the traction computer to change the wheel power delivery separately from the engine, and the engine responds much more slowly than the traction system. And the traction computer is still running with the ECM unplugged. I could go to the top of a hill, unplug the ECM, and as long as the battery is connected I could roll down the hill and slam on the brakes, and the ABS would work perfectly. The same computer does the parking anti-roll.

    The idea that the ECM could actually turn off the brake power is funny. For bonus points, find a repair manual for your vehicle, discover where in the engine the power brake boost is sourced, and then ask yourself if it makes sense that it could be disabled while the vehicle is in gear and moving. I'll give you a hint: http://auto.howstuffworks.com/...
    It uses engine vacuum. Power brakes have mechanical assist. If the engine is in gear and the vehicle is moving, there will be power brakes, even with the battery disconnected. If you have an electronic brake-assist computer, you can lose that if the battery is disconnected, but the ECM can't disconnect the battery. But even if it could take that extreme step, you'd still have power brakes anytime you're in gear and moving.

    I did not say anything about firewalls, so I'll assume the whole passage accusing me of believing in magic ones was just a fantasy interlude, except to reiterate that the brakes and airbags are NOT controlled by the ECM computer that is the one that shuts down a couple minutes after you turn off the car.

    get a clue.

    The one thing we agree on.

    You claim a bunch of specific facts that if true, would support your arguments. However, they're false. All the ECM gets from the brakes and airbags are sensor readings. There are no actuators connected between the safety systems and the engine computer.

    I do apologize for the typo where I wrote ODB instead of OBD.

  45. Re:Great. Another internet-to-CANbus bridge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is true via the ODB protocol, however almost all cars provide the CAN bus on the same connector (this is optional, in theory). Over the CAN bus you can certainly do very bad things.

  46. Re:Great. Another internet-to-CANbus bridge by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    And as I mentioned before it has already been established that ABS systems are vulnerable to tampering

    You're just waving assertions in the air. Was there a slashdot story a couple months ago, yeah, and it actually talked about a non-OBD thing, some new remote exploit tool that the some automakers are putting in. Who knows what it does, or what computers it hooks into. I didn't, and wouldn't, make any claims about what some car functions a non-OBD access method provides. That also goes for your CarPlay and Android Auto crap.

    Hybrids are a special case, and I'll grant that hybrid systems can often have the brakes affected by hacks. The reason is that they use regenerative braking. The main computer has to be able to switch between the real brakes and the regenerative engine braking. The NTSB has yet to wise up to the fact that the brake computer should still be in charge of the brakes 100% of the time, and should be raising a flag to the powertrain module to tell it when to engage the engine brake.

    The biggest danger I can see from these dongles is that they might get hacked and start playing advertising, distracting drivers and killing people. And yeah, a malicious hacker could kill somebody while they're driving without altering the vehicle safety systems. I think people are mostly arguing against something totally different than what I actually said, because I didn't align my specific statements with the conclusions people are coming to, and they're wanting to work backwards to say I'm wrong about everything, because I'm not supporting (or contradicting, for that matter) their conclusions about the safety of plugging random dongles into their car. If it helps people resolve their cognitive dissonance I'll point out that plugging shit into your car is stupid. Hell, connecting your cell phone to the bluetooth car stereo is probably stupid if it is a stock stereo. If it is an aftermarket stereo it is most likely safe. But that said, unless you have a hybrid there is no way to turn off your brakes from your stereo.

    Preemptively, the Chrysler brake hack was done using a manufacturer remote access tool, not an OBD tool.

    Let's look at your argument about door locks. Let's consider the fact that the network is NOT on the internet to be one of the locks securing it. Are you suggesting we should just remove this lock because someone could physically modify the computers on your car?

    No. I don't even know what that means. My point about locks was that just because the lock can be picked, doesn't mean that your refrigerator has coodies. Plugging shit into your OBD is probably going to cause some cracker to fuck up your car, but that doesn't mean your ABS system is going to stop working. (unless you have a hybrid) If they're going to kill you with it, it won't be by disabling your safety systems. It will more likely be by activating the engine at an inconvenient time. I'm not saying nobody can hack your shit, I'm saying on a normal internal combustion car nobody can mess with the traction control or airbags, aka "safety systems," from the OBD port, because the OBD port only connects to the main computer, and the main computer only has passive sensor connections to the brake and airbag systems.

    The fact that people jump up and down disagreeing not only with my conclusions, but all the specific points, merely because they disagree with the conclusion, is telling about the quality of discourse around here these days.

    If I plug a shop diagnostics computer in, I can control the engine from there. Lights, horn, etc. But there are a few things I can't do; actuate the brakes, change the key position to "on," activate the airbags. Everything but the safety systems. And if you have "keyless" starting, then that part is not safe; they might turn your car on from there. And drive it a few feet. But don't worry, the airbag will deploy if you don't get to the brake pedal in time.

    If you could activate the brakes from the OBD

  47. Re:Great. Another internet-to-CANbus bridge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like your experience is limited to consumer code readers, so you think the OBD-II port is limited to some sort of unidirectional diagnostics interface. That is totally incorrect.

    The OBD-II port on anything modern allows bidirectional access to the CANbus which can be very dangerous indeed.

    The dongle takes an air-gapped insecure network and sticks it on the global internet. That's worlds apart from your pedantic lock pick example.

  48. Re:Great. Another internet-to-CANbus bridge by jittles · · Score: 1

    And as I mentioned before it has already been established that ABS systems are vulnerable to tampering

    You're just waving assertions in the air. Was there a slashdot story a couple months ago, yeah, and it actually talked about a non-OBD thing, some new remote exploit tool that the some automakers are putting in. Who knows what it does, or what computers it hooks into. I didn't, and wouldn't, make any claims about what some car functions a non-OBD access method provides. That also goes for your CarPlay and Android Auto crap.

    Hybrids are a special case, and I'll grant that hybrid systems can often have the brakes affected by hacks. The reason is that they use regenerative braking. The main computer has to be able to switch between the real brakes and the regenerative engine braking. The NTSB has yet to wise up to the fact that the brake computer should still be in charge of the brakes 100% of the time, and should be raising a flag to the powertrain module to tell it when to engage the engine brake.

    The biggest danger I can see from these dongles is that they might get hacked and start playing advertising, distracting drivers and killing people. And yeah, a malicious hacker could kill somebody while they're driving without altering the vehicle safety systems. I think people are mostly arguing against something totally different than what I actually said, because I didn't align my specific statements with the conclusions people are coming to, and they're wanting to work backwards to say I'm wrong about everything, because I'm not supporting (or contradicting, for that matter) their conclusions about the safety of plugging random dongles into their car. If it helps people resolve their cognitive dissonance I'll point out that plugging shit into your car is stupid. Hell, connecting your cell phone to the bluetooth car stereo is probably stupid if it is a stock stereo. If it is an aftermarket stereo it is most likely safe. But that said, unless you have a hybrid there is no way to turn off your brakes from your stereo.

    Preemptively, the Chrysler brake hack was done using a manufacturer remote access tool, not an OBD tool.

    And do you know why they didn't bother using an OBD dongle for this hack? Because they didn't need to! The car manufacturer was already putting the CANBus. They didn't bother with an OBD dongle because the surface area is larger on the manufacturer provided access point. The OBD port puts you on the CANBus. Anything you can do from the Infotainment system on the CANBus you can do from the OBD port. Will you have to have knowledge about the specific vehicle you're attacking from OBD? Almost certainly. But you can get all of the info you need right off the dongle when you instigate the attack.