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Cortana Coming To iOS, For 2000 Beta Testers (informationweek.com)
TechCrunch, InformationWeek, PC World, and other sources report that Microsoft's voice-recognition based personal assistant app Cortana is coming to iOS for a small group of beta testers.
From TechCrunch: According to the description that accompanies the test build of Cortana for iOS, Microsoft explains how the assistant can help Windows users with iPhones connect the two platforms. For example, Microsoft suggests how you can set reminders on your PC – like a reminder to pick up milk on the way home – then be notified via your iPhone when you’re on the road. ... Testers report that the beta build is being distributed by Apple’s TestFlight. As one blogger and earlier tester points out that could mean only a small number of testers will be brought on initially, given TestFlight’s limitation of 2,000 testers per application. That may also explain why a good many who signed up for Cortana’s beta are saying that have still yet to receive their invite at this time. (A staged rollout is another possibility.)
Cortana uses the integrated face system to answer questions.
"Microsoft suggests even though you've got an iphone, you let them snoop on every goddam thing you ever say or do with it. And thanks!"
Cortana for Windows 2000? I would think WinXP has a larger installed base as a legacy OS.
Cellular On Wheels?
Ha ha. Women don't have penii.
Might it not help if Microsoft had Cortana working correctly on windows 10 first? Instead of being a sorta works beta ware product.
This message was not sent from an iPhone because Peter Sellers really was a deviated prevert without a dime for the call
I find it funny that they're starting a beta testing of Cortana on iOS, a competitor's platform with direct competition from an embedded and highly integrated alternative ....
But Cortana itself is only available in 13 countries.
Way to go targeting people who likely don't want to use your product while ignoring those that do.
... linux for everyone right?
Nope. I am just very disappointed in Microsoft's recent behavior regarding data harvesting. Very Disappointed.
After what happened to Cortana in Halo 5 there is no way in Hells I would want her to have access to any of my systems.
She has become Evil in the worst way.
troll on, linux for everyone right?
As if OK Google in Android, Google's Linux-based mobile operating system, is any better.
How useful is this? I have never interacted with Siri, so I don't know. But I have with Google Now and Hound, and my impression is that they are cute party toys - but little else. They are very, very unintelligent - even when they can recognize what they are being told - and other than more or less direct questions that are easily translated into database searches, they can do very little. For instance, I have tried to instruct Google Now to make phone calls for me, but using a mechanism that I specify - e.g. Hangouts, Skype, cellular, etc. To no avail: this is clearly beyond its capabilities. Are Siri and Cortana similarly limited in what they can do?
Blue tits on my iPhone, Blue boobs on the iPad.
What's not to like?
Sounds like when Apple had a version of Safari for Windows, and finally realized that it was worthless and canned it. Similarly for having Cortana for iOS. Why bother, when anybody who needs it can use Siri?
The more serious Microsoft gets, the sillier I become.
Meet Cortana!! What's new in Cortana!! Where's Cortana?? Start using Cortana!! What can I say to Cortana?? What can Cortana help me with?? Cortana's Notebook!! Cortana's settings!! Favorite places and Cortana!! Find music with Cortana!! My inner circle and Cortana!! Quiet hours and Cortana!! My interests and Cortana!! Add interests in Cortana's Notebook!! Remind me, Cortana!! Play music with Cortana!! Use Cortana in my car!! Solutions to Cortana issues!! Why didn't I get a reminder when I was supposed to?? Cortana alpha!!
[hides phone] Where's Cortana?? [counts loudly] Ready or not here I come!
[finds phone] Here you are!! Peekboo I see you!! [covers camera] Gues who??
Cortana: "It's you, [your name]. He he that was fun. Let's play again!!"
Play dress-up with Cortana!!
Welcome to my Inner Circle Cortana. I'll light the candles and you summon the demons.
One fish!! Two fish!! Red fish!! Blue fish!!
I do not like them Sam I Am.
I do not like Egghead Speaky Glam.
I will not speak into a box.
I will not summon clips from Fox.
I will not use it on a train.
I will not plant it in my brain.
Cortana is your personal assistant on your Windows Phone. She's there to help make things easier for you and keep you up to date on the things that matter to you. Whether it's to keep you looped in with your world or help you manage your everyday life, Cortana is there for you.
Keeping up to date with Cortana!!
Quiet hours and Cortana!!
Pillow fights with Cortana!!
Having a blast with Cortana!!
Explore My Secret Places with Cortana!!
Having a cigarette with Cortana!!
How high can I toss Cortana??
Cortana summon World's Most Expensive Flashlight[tm]!!
Does Cortana sleep in the Cloud??
Am I being sucked into the Cloud??
When I die, Cortana, will the Cloud remember me??
There are just a few things to do to get going with Cortana --- like making sure she's on.
Things to do!! Doing things!! Doing the doing-things thing.
Let's get going Cortana!!
Are you on?? "Yes I am on."
Are you on?? "Yes I am on."
Are you on?? "Yes I am on. Battery low."
Are you on?? "Shut the fuck up meatbag."
<blink>down the rabbit hole</blink>
[SNL] Spike Jonze presents "Me," a modern love story
because Siri sucks?
The Big difference between Siri and Cortana, is you can manually enter information for Cortana to watch for and keep you updated on. Siri only can add new reminders, not even calendar entries.
That said i won't use either. maybe if i lived out of my car but in the real world talking to someone takes twice as long as writing an email.
i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
First, let's see if Apple lets this go through their App Store approval process. Memory serves, custom API's are something that gets strict scrutiny. Likewise, if Mozilla can't get their own engine through with Firefox, what makes you think that Microsoft will be able to replace the Siri functionality? Second, Apple, who wrote the iOS platform, who integrated Siri, who dedicates a ton of resources to stopping jailbreakers (more so than any other security team in the company it seems) has had bugs where Siri was used to bypass protection measures. What makes anyone think that Microsoft will do any better? No thank you, I just assume have as little Microsoft code running on my iOS devices as possible.
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The difference is that Microsoft charges a lot of money for its operating systems, so we didn't expect to be both the client AND the product.
we didn't expect to be both the client AND the product
Before Windows, it was cable TV, and before that, newspapers. Subscriptions alone often aren't enough to pay the full cost, nor are ads alone.
Cortana: This phone isn't big enough for the both of us!
Somebody with mod points can't tell the difference between trolling and sarcasm, I see.