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Scientists Working To Extend Lifespan of Pets (sciencemag.org)

sciencehabit writes: Scientists have explored the mysteries of aging in humans for hundreds of years, but now they're beginning to turn their attention to our pets. Why do cats live longer than dogs? Why do small dogs live longer than big ones? The answers could help us prolong the lifespans of our favorite companion animals, as well as shed light on the mysteries of aging in humans.

"The same things that allow us to live longer also apply to our pets," says João Pedro de Magalhães, a biogerontologist at the University of Liverpool in the United Kingdom who maintains AnAge, the world's largest database of animal life spans. "I don't think there's a set max. longevity for any species," he says. "The real question is, 'How far can we go?' Maybe a thousand years from now you could have a dog that lives 300 years."

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  1. Why do cats live longer than dogs? That's easy by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Informative

    Every dog person knows it's because cats steal the souls of their owners. I kid! I kid!

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    1. Re:Why do cats live longer than dogs? That's easy by bugs2squash · · Score: 5, Funny

      It will be a blessed relief to get into a flame war between dog people and cat people, I'm fed up typing in the same old rants about guns and religions every month.

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    2. Re:Why do cats live longer than dogs? That's easy by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 4, Funny

      But, does your dog prefer PC or Mac?

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    3. Re:Why do cats live longer than dogs? That's easy by ole_timer · · Score: 4, Funny

      The dog prefers to chew on the more expensive toys - so mac.

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    4. Re:Why do cats live longer than dogs? That's easy by asylumx · · Score: 2

      So what you're saying is that in the Dog vs. Cat battle, you choose Ferrets.

    5. Re:Why do cats live longer than dogs? That's easy by Pseudonymous+Powers · · Score: 2

      No. You can't bring that up without bringing up the superiority and sleek design of a proper Linux desktop. This is the year of the Linux desktop, and all Macs and PCs will be thrown to the dogs to chew on.

      Veterinarians advise against using sleek desktop designs as dog toys. Their seamless interfaces slide too smoothly down the animal's windpipe, choking the animal with an excessively painless user experience. With extremely design-forward frontends, the animal itself might not even notice it until it's too late.

      It can be hard to find them nowadays, but if you insist on giving your dog a GUI toy, try Windows 8, Vista, or even 3.0 if possible. Accept no Service Packs!

  2. Death Serves a Purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When pets die it is like a practice run for the children in the family to learn to cope with death. If a child has been through the process of grieving for a pet they will have that experience to help them get through the much more traumatic effects of the death of human family member.

    1. Re:Death Serves a Purpose by pushing-robot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      True, but it's rather macabre to wish death on an animal so your children can experience grief.

      As TFS points out, "The same things that allow us to live longer also apply to our pets"; hopefully your human family members will live longer along with your pets.

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    2. Re:Death Serves a Purpose by avandesande · · Score: 2

      Didn't pay thousands of dollars and invest countless hours so children could have death experience.

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    3. Re:Death Serves a Purpose by Eloking · · Score: 2

      When pets die it is like a practice run for the children in the family to learn to cope with death. If a child has been through the process of grieving for a pet they will have that experience to help them get through the much more traumatic effects of the death of human family member.

      I had to rub my eyes and read again to be sure I didn't read that wrong.

      So your point is that pet should die so it can be a good "life lesson" for our kid. Really?

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    4. Re:Death Serves a Purpose by PvtVoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I had to rub my eyes and read again to be sure I didn't read that wrong.

      So your point is that pet should die so it can be a good "life lesson" for our kid. Really?

      That's not why you buy a pet. But it is part of owning a pet, just as death is a natural part of life. Owning a pet teaches a child about compassion, responsibility, and the cycle of life, including death and grieving. All of these things are valuable lessons for a kid, including the last part. What's a terrible lesson for a kid is to teach them that they can buy their way out of anything unpleasant that might ever happen to them.

    5. Re:Death Serves a Purpose by Eloking · · Score: 2

      That's not why you buy a pet. But it is part of owning a pet, just as death is a natural part of life. Owning a pet teaches a child about compassion, responsibility, and the cycle of life, including death and grieving. All of these things are valuable lessons for a kid, including the last part. What's a terrible lesson for a kid is to teach them that they can buy their way out of anything unpleasant that might ever happen to them.

      That's a way oversimplified way to analyse this. It's like saying that the death of animal is necessary in a kid education and that buying a life extension pills for a pet will turn the kid delinquent or something.

      Any kid could have a good childhood without all those "important" lesson and forcing the dog to die to teach grieving is nothing less than cruel. If that's the reason you buy a pet why don't you go buy a pet pig to your kid, wait that he likes it, shoot it before him and each bacon for diner while you're at it? But hey! It's life lesson and good bacon!

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    6. Re:Death Serves a Purpose by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      I've heard of trout that has lived to 80

      You've met my mother-in-law?

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    7. Re:Death Serves a Purpose by Locke2005 · · Score: 2

      Pretty sure dogs and humans have been co-evolving for over 30,000 years, so the niche they fill is already specialized to the role of over-eager brown-nosing human sycophants. Yes, I have a dog, and yes, she fits that description perfectly. Bitch not only does everything I tell her, but jumps up, runs, over accelerates, and slides into the wall while doing it. I stop her, but it's frickin' hilarious to watch! Never gets old, watching a canine embarrass itself...

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    8. Re:Death Serves a Purpose by Mal-2 · · Score: 2

      I have personally watched a dog (noticeably gray from even the considerable distance between us) watch traffic from the side of the road and wait until a large delivery truck came over a hill before stepping out in front of it. It was as clear-cut a suicide as it could possibly be.

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    9. Re:Death Serves a Purpose by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      There is no "natural order". Animals are our distant cousins, evolved to fit other niches than us, not some creation we have been designated to "rule over".

      I would say that is debatable with domesticated species.

      Domestication is a fine survival strategy. Even food animals get a reproductive advantage.

      Domestic Cows and pigs will go extinct if we all went vegan. So is it better to live and reproduce even if you end up dead - and who among us doesn't share that fate - or is it better to have your entire species go extinct, because eating animals is cruel?

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    10. Re:Death Serves a Purpose by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      That's a way oversimplified way to analyse this. It's like saying that the death of animal is necessary in a kid education and that buying a life extension pills for a pet will turn the kid delinquent or something.

      Any kid could have a good childhood without all those "important" lesson and forcing the dog to die to teach grieving is nothing less than cruel. If that's the reason you buy a pet why don't you go buy a pet pig to your kid, wait that he likes it, shoot it before him and each bacon for diner while you're at it? But hey! It's life lesson and good bacon!

      Here's a desimplified hypothetical. What happens if we find out that dog's lives can be lengthened to a thousand years, but our's only 300? Should we do do it?

      And your own suggestion is exactly what happens to many farm kids. When they are young and in organizations like FFA, they raise pigs and sheep and calves from birth, then compete with them. Then the "winners" are bought up by local eateries, and it's all over for little petunia or bossy.

      This pisses me off so damn much - it is cruelty to the children involved. Raising an animal from birth, it becomes a loved pet - hell pigs are awesomly affectionate. Instead of sacrificing a loved pet, they'd be better taught to not ever become emotionally involved with a food animal, or at least to separate the two, pet from food.

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  3. If you want your dogs to live longer by chispito · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Stop selectively breeding them. Look at bulldogs. They've basically been bred to have the most pronounced defects possible, and suffer comparatively short lives as a consequence.

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  4. 300 Year Old Dog? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

    Wow, and I thought cockatoos were bad. My wife's parents had a couple of cockatoos. One died young due to illness, but the other is going strong at around 20. The life expectancy is 60+ years so we might wind up inheriting the bird (if it doesn't go to my wife's brother) and could even wind up passing it down to my kids.

    A 300 year old dog? Fido was my great-great-great-granddad's dog, passed down from generation to generation. Someday he'll be my kid's dog also.

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  5. Size of the animal by Ogive17 · · Score: 2

    Just like humans, the size is a determining factor. The bigger an animal (or human) is, the more stress it puts on key organs such as the heart. Of course there are other factors.

    We have 2 cats.. and I bet they will live to be 20 since they both annoy the shit outta me. One chews wires and the other only wants food and can't cover her shit in the litter box which stinks up half the house.

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    1. Re:Size of the animal by jabuzz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Want to explain why mice or gerbils or hamsters don't live to be 100 then?

  6. Re:Extremely pessimstic by fropenn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not to mention the fact that in 50-100 years we would only know that a dog could have a lifespan of 50-100 years. It would take at least 300 years before we would know a dog could have a 300 year lifespan.

  7. Every loved dog is the best dog... by cplusplus · · Score: 2

    I have a 13 year old larger dog now, and it's hard to see her aging because she's starting to have the typical old age ailments that will eventually get us all. Lots of exercise all her life has helped stave off the aches and pains until recently. I would have paid quite a bit to delay the aging process for her and keep her health. Obligatory Oatmeal reference...

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  8. Let's turn our attention to our pets. by AndyKron · · Score: 3

    I guess all the world's problems have been solved now. Let's turn our attention to our pets.

  9. Rescue by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

    There are millions of unwanted pets sitting in shelters. Before you worry about making your poodle live for 300 years, maybe go down there and adopt a couple.

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