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How To Lead a Nation That's About To Be Swallowed By the Sea

merbs writes: Anote Tong, the president of low-lying Kiribati, has spent nearly a decade trying to save his people from rising sea levels. There's a good chance he will not succeed. This is how he leads a nation that will likely not exist in 100 years. Motherboard reports: "Kiribati’s fate provides a rare glimpse of the future world under climate change. The tiny island nation is the canary in our global coal mine, and it will bear the brunt of climate change more intensely and much sooner than nearly anywhere else. 'We cannot keep doing what we are doing,' Tong said. 'Because we may be on the front line today, but other countries, other societies, other communities will be next.'"

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  1. gills behind the ears by turkeydance · · Score: 2

    hey, it worked in the movies.

  2. virtualize and put it in the cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    make it someone else's problem

    1. Re:virtualize and put it in the cloud by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      make it someone else's problem

      We lack skilled engineers to solve this problem. If the government would only increase the H1-B limit, we could lick this in no time!

  3. To higher ground? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    I hear some of these low-lying nations are spending what money they have to buy land in other countries... so they can pick up their people and move there. I guess they're also buying agreements to take on their citizens, but that'll be kind of hard to enforce, eh? Without a country or anything, that is.

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    1. Re:To higher ground? by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you get rich by drowning.

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    2. Re:To higher ground? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why can't they just build levies around the island an canals.

      Because they are a tiny little nation, and they cannot muster the resources. The smaller the nation, the larger the ratio of coastline to area...

      Other countries build entire islands so it shouldn't be impossible.

      Very large countries build very small islands. Their whole nation is a very small island. Actually, it's way worse than that; their nation is a collection of small islands. They would have to build a whole lot of walls, and they don't have a whole lot of mass to build them with.

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    3. Re:To higher ground? by davester666 · · Score: 2

      because that would:

      a) cost way more than the GDP of the country.(only $170 million).
      b) simultaneously kill their GDP, as it largely depends on people coming to their island for the beaches. who wants to sit at the top of a wall to get their sun?

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    4. Re:To higher ground? by bazorg · · Score: 2

      Indeed. In wealthy regions or those that (theoretically) are living in long periods of peace, it is challenging but "interesting" to think Where do we put a few million Dutch? in Germany? In a New-New-Zealand bought from Sweden or Spain?

      In poorer regions, it will be a nightmare. Bangladesh is growing fast beyond the current 160M. Even before climate change driven disasters, they already suffer a lot from flooding. Imagine a large % of those 160M+ people need relocating. Terrible stuff - they should be talking to neighbours already to negotiate ways forward

    5. Re: To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy a better island.
      Then lease the island to some wealthy Indivuduals dir 50 years.
      Then mine the crap out I the island before the sea takes it.
      Profit

    6. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Walls and windmills. It worked for the Netherlands.

    7. Re:To higher ground? by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 2

      Why should they foot the bill for such a project (assuming it's even doable), when it's other nations that are causing the problem? That's especially true if the costs may exceed this tiny nation's income.

      Now one can argue about how much of this problem is man-made, and how much is natural causes. And you can argue about how costs should be divided between nations that contribute(d) to the problem. But even then, some part of the problem is man-made, which means the *fair* thing to do would be to pay compensation for that part of the damage.

      Of course: fat chance that'll happen. Especially as long as unbridled capitalism, global megacorps, and politicians in their pocket seems to be the norm. So I'd expect to see business as usual: damage is done by group of people in place A, consequences are suffered by group of people in place B - through no fault of their own (see: externalities).

    8. Re:To higher ground? by mikael · · Score: 1

      Bangladesh is begging foreign countries to take their surplus population. They have literally exceeded their land carrying capacity.

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    9. Re:To higher ground? by Sique · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I know that there is always the example of the Netherlands coming up with all the levies and dykes.

      I've been to the Netherlands, and I've cycled along the dykes and levies. And they could be built because the coast of the Netherlands is a large intertidal zone which falls dry and gets flooded again during the tide. Even some miles away from the coastal line, the sea is no deeper than ten feet during the flood, and the islands at the dutch coast can be reached by car during the low tide. And it's not a single dyke, it's a whole system of levies and water locks and pumps, reaching several miles into the land.

      Kiribati has barely any intertidal zone, and only one larger island (Kirimati). Every other island has less than 10 square miles. There is simply no space at the coast to even built something similar to the dutch coastal protection. With the exception of the vulcan island of Banaba, all other islands have less than five feed elevation above the sea level. There not even enough building material on the islands to construct any levies.

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    10. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, they have only exceeded their capital. Much smaller areas can support much larger populations, but you have to increase capital in proportion. The only way to sustainably increase capital is to adopt capitalist policies, but that decreases the power of the governments and their cronies in industry. So it rarely happens.

    11. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just encase the whole island in a glass dome(i.e. simpsons movie) and as the sea levels rise, become the first underwater city!

    12. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1, Troll

      Why should they foot the bill for such a project ...

      Because they are the ones that benefit. Why does the world owe a Kiribati resident a problem-free life on a tropical island? Why does the Kiribati's problem with sea level take precedence over the Russian who wants to heat his home in the winter? Or the guy in India or Africa who wants running water and air conditioning in the summer? Or the Chinese woman who wants to buy fresh fruits and vegetables that need to be transported to her town?

    13. Re:To higher ground? by vikingpower · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not only that. The Dutch system of coastal protection got built over centuries, and much of it in the 20th century, when the country, i.e. the state, finally came into some money. Even then, to build the system out to its current, world-class level, the state had to borrow enormous amounts of money, the last of which was only recently paid back. And this was a prosperous, fully industrialized country. Until the dawn of the 20th century BTW, and even during it, there were regular and major floods, with sometimes 1000s of casulties, in spite of the coastal protection already in place. The last of these floods took place after World War II. Disclaimer: I am Dutch.

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    14. Re:To higher ground? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why does the world owe a Kiribati resident a problem-free life on a tropical island? Why does the Kiribati's problem with sea level take precedence over the Russian who wants to heat his home in the winter? Or the guy in India or Africa who wants running water and air conditioning in the summer? Or the Chinese woman who wants to buy fresh fruits and vegetables that need to be transported to her town?

      Why not just be honest and say "Why does the Kiribati's problem take precedence over the American who wants a bigger SUV to tow his boat down his vacation home on the man-made lake so he can fish for trophies?"

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    15. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 2

      Why not just be honest and say "Why does the Kiribati's problem take precedence over the American who wants a bigger SUV to tow his boat down his vacation home on the man-made lake so he can fish for trophies?"

      Actually, GHG emissions from the US are trending down while other countries' emissions are trending up sharply. So your weird, angry finger-pointing is out of date.

      But even if it weren't, try answering your own question. Why does the Kiribati resident matter more the the American? Why do thousands of Kiribati matter more than millions of Americans?

    16. Re:To higher ground? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why does the Kiribati resident matter more the the American?

      Why does a Kiribati life matter more than an American's trophy fishing?

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    17. Re:To higher ground? by sjames · · Score: 1

      The ground is water permeable.

    18. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Why does a Kiribati life matter more than an American's trophy fishing?

      I understand. You think Kiribati residents will just stand there as the water rises year after year and in 50 or 100 years it will be over their heads and they will drown. What did Kiribati residents do to deserve the extremely low opinion you have of them?

    19. Re:To higher ground? by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 2

      Actually, GHG emissions from the US are trending down while other countries' emissions are trending up sharply. So your weird, angry finger-pointing is out of date.

      Not by a long shot... Per capita the US is still one of the biggest polluters when it comes to greenhouse gasses (if not the biggest). Taking that graph you linked, China emits just under 2x the amount of CO2 the US does. But does so with >4 times the number of people. Likewise India emits less than half what the US does, with ~4x bigger population. And while the EU is certainly a big emitter, it emits less than the US while having >1.5x bigger population.

      That's of course with 2011 figures according to that graph.

    20. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      better: construct artificial islands. Like in Japan or UAEmirates.

      Or collect shiploads of rubble, some concrete and make land higher.

    21. Re:To higher ground? by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sneaky, very very sneaky. US are tending (wonderful wishy washy word that) down from a peak well and truly above what other countries are barely starting to catch up to and not to forget the US outsources a lot of it's pollution to other countries, the US gets the products and they get shit wages, very bad working conditions and uncontrolled pollution but of course that is their governments fault. This ignoring the US standard invade and conquer if you refuse to sell your resources for funny money and provide working in poverty labour.

      So semi floating cities in tsunami and tropical cyclone zone, well, I suppose that will work for as long as it works right up until the first major tsunami or tropical cyclone and the millions or mourners point it out as a really bad idea.

      The only sound thing they can do is establish a treaty with another country to accept those people as citizens and establish a trust for them, based around trading off access to the fishing and mining resources, via that country to commercial players.

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    22. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Actually, GHG emissions from the US are trending down while other countries' emissions are trending up sharply. So your weird, angry finger-pointing is out of date.

      Not by a long shot... Per capita the US is still ...

      Does the climate realize it should care about per capita emissions rather than absolute numbers? I don't think temperatures and sea levels respond to that kind of equivocation.

    23. Re:To higher ground? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      They could make the money back in spades by becoming the first country to build an arcology and transplanting their population and catering to the beach goers still.

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    24. Re: To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well its not our fault they chose to live on a tiny, flat island which is probably prone to disasters as is (tidal waves, etc). My point is just because you can live there doesn't mean you should, and although they wouldn't have thought of it at the time they know about it now and have decades to find higher ground, whether it be somewhere like Jamaica which has a mountain, or mainland on some continent.

      The good news is they don't have a large population and could easily migrate to other countries without causing a refugee crisis over the course of a few years

    25. Re:To higher ground? by unimacs · · Score: 1

      I think the point of the article is that climate change has already started to have serious affects on some people and over time it will affect more. Why should millions of Americans care? You could argue that since we produce a disproportionate amount of CO2 we have a moral responsibility to those that are adversely affected by it.

      Even if you don't feel we have any moral obligation I would argue this: Why is it that we have ships, soldiers, weapons, military advisors, spies deployed across the world at great expense? Why did we try so hard to broker a Middle East peace plan? What are we trying to achieve? Stability. We benefit from a stable world.

      People across the world are quite willing to blame the West and Americans in particular for the crappy conditions in their own regions, - whether we really have any responsibility or not. What does instability look like? Syria. Somalia. We are already fearful of immigrants and terrorism. Imagine even more people displaced and rightfully angry.

    26. Re:To higher ground? by towermac · · Score: 2

      Because it is dishonest to put words in his mouth. He asked you why you'd deny billions of brown people running water and air conditioning and all the things we already have.

      I'd like to hear the answer to that myself.

    27. Re:To higher ground? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      He asked you why you'd deny billions of brown people running water and air conditioning and all the things we already have.

      Do you think helping the Kinbati means denying "billions of people" anything?

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    28. Re:To higher ground? by unimacs · · Score: 1

      In absolute numbers we are 2nd behind China. We are 3rd in per capita production.

      Per capita production matters because if you want to reduce the production, you have to understand who is producing it.

    29. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      What is that an argument for? If people "care", will things work out differently? Will anyone ever return the favor and "care" about the US?

      GHG emissions from the US are trending down, whereas they're trending up for other countries. If that continues, will the US be to blame in 40 or 50 years? Do you think there's something more productive for people to do than finger-pointing and blame-distribution?

    30. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      ...if you want to reduce the production, you have to understand who is producing it.

      It's trending down in the US because it's being reduced by "who is producing it". In some other countries, it's trending up because it's being increased by "who is producing it".

      It's not like the per capita GHG emissions are staying the same and the population is changing either. Per capita GHG emissions trends are in the same basic direction as absolute trends.

    31. Re:To higher ground? by unimacs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Trends don't tell the complete story. I'm guessing you know that.

      Imagine I weighed 700 pounds and last year I consumed an average of 5,000 calories a day. This year I cut that back to 4,800. The trend is down. My neighbor weighs 180 pounds and last year he consumed 2,700 calories a day. This year he consumed 2,800.

      Yes, I'm heading in the right direction while my neighbor is not, but it's easy to see that I've got a much more serious problem than he does. The trend matters but what also matters is whether change is happening quick enough.

      To answer your question, I think the US has made some strides but has a long way to go. In 40 or 50 years we are likely to still be be producing dangerous amounts of CO2. So, yes we will still be to blame, as will China and any number of other countries. Perhaps that won't be true.

      I agree that taking responsibility is more effective than blame. As far as productive things to do go, a number of years ago I left my job and started working for an organization that does energy efficiency research.

      What have you done?

    32. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      It's actually a similar question. Note that they can't even answer the question when it's Kiribati residents vs. the hated bourgeois American middle class. The notion that "these people matter and these other people don't" is one that seems to dissipate when you ask the simple question "why?".

    33. Re:To higher ground? by unimacs · · Score: 2

      Forgot to answer you other question. From an ethical standpoint I believe I should do the right thing. The fact that someone else may not act ethically doesn't change that.

    34. Re:To higher ground? by budgenator · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Island are Atolls, they are made of coral sand, so the harsh reality is the coral reef is the levies. When the coral reefs are healthy, the Parrotfish grind up the coral into coral sand which is then washed up on the atoll. This with wind and wave erosion results in an auto-regulation, the atoll stays a few meters above sea level as the sea level raises and lowers. When the Atolls population increases pollution and over fishing pushes the reefs into an unhealthy state and the replenishment of eroded sand decreases and the atoll shrinks. Humans as dig water wells and as fresh water is used the ground subsides.

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    35. Re:To higher ground? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      Does the climate realize it should care about per capita emissions rather than absolute numbers? I don't think temperatures and sea levels respond to that kind of equivocation.

      It's pathetic that you would dismiss the population differences between the countries in your graph when you had previously asked:

      Why do thousands of Kiribati matter more than millions of Americans?

      Why should the millions of US citizens be justified in causing more damage to the environment than the billions of people from the other countries? If you don't care who suffers just so you can lead the lifestyle you want, why not commit to your ideals fully? Put on a pirate hat and just invade other countries to plunder their resources!

    36. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Why should the millions of US citizens be justified in causing more damage to the environment than the billions of people from the other countries? If you don't care who suffers just so you can lead the lifestyle you want...

      I thought that was the whole point of this story. Kiribati residents are owed a lifestyle regardless of the tradeoffs everyone else in the world would have to make for their lifestyle to be maintained. It leads to the still-unanswered question "why does one group matter more than another?".

    37. Re: To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pray to whatever lame deity you worship that we don't.

    38. Re:To higher ground? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Why can't they just build levies around the island an canals.

      Because they are a tiny little nation, and they cannot muster the resources. The smaller the nation, the larger the ratio of coastline to area...

      No no, they just mine all the land they have, and pile it on top of all the land they mined it from.

      Should be able to raise their altitude infinitely.

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    39. Re:To higher ground? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Why not just be honest and say "Why does the Kiribati's problem take precedence over the American who wants a bigger SUV to tow his boat down his vacation home on the man-made lake so he can fish for trophies?"

      I'm still trying to figger out just where the hell they are going to get the new land to pile on top of the old land. Thousands of miles from nowhere, in the mddle of a deep ocean.

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    40. Re:To higher ground? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Why does the Kiribati resident matter more the the American? Why do thousands of Kiribati matter more than millions of Americans?

      Why does your son or daughter's life matter more than my potato chips I'm munching on tonight?

      Because we are not ISIS you asshole. You might be a sociopath but it ain't a good quality. And for the record, I do care more about your kids than my potato chips. Its as clear as beer pee you have no outlook other than your own Randian view, only you skipped the enlightened part of the self interest.

      So have a bag of potato chips, and hope they televise it for your lulz when they drown.

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    41. Re:To higher ground? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      It's actually a similar question. Note that they can't even answer the question when it's Kiribati residents vs. the hated bourgeois American middle class. The notion that "these people matter and these other people don't" is one that seems to dissipate when you ask the simple question "why?".

      You have utterd the biggest false dichotomy ever made by man. It isn't that Americans will be losing their land if these people are not losing their land.

      It isn't even giving up quality of life, unless your hobby is burning old tires in the back yard.

      Regardless, you win one internet for the false equivalence.

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    42. Re:To higher ground? by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      Actually, GHG emissions from the US are trending down while other countries' emissions are trending up sharply. So your weird, angry finger-pointing is out of date.

      Ok now I'm pissed.. regardless of what direction I point there is a little sticker on the back of it saying "Made in China"

    43. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Another one of you. You think Kiribati residents will just stand there as the water rises over the years and in 50 or 100 years it will be over their heads and they will drown. Is it just Kiribati residents you think are that stupid? Or do you also look down on other people based on their race or nationality?

    44. Re: To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because to sleep after making a moral decision dependent upon the number of people effected requires ignoring the effect.

    45. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You think Kiribati residents will just stand there as the water rises year after year and in 50 or 100 years it will be over their heads and they will drown.

      Isn't that the frog-in-the-pot stupidity they bring up all the time?

    46. Re:To higher ground? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Regardless of what the emissions are today, if you look at historical emissions, it's Western countries that have contributed to the vast majority of anthropogenic CO2 that is in atmosphere now, and that is the proper definition for accountability purposes.

      So yes, British, German, French, American etc citizens have warmed their houses by paying for that with deferred drowning of some Pacific Islanders. I don't know about your personal morals, but in general, being in distress is not considered an excuse for assault and murder. Luckily, said drowning hasn't actually happened yet, so there's still time to get those people out of harm's way one way or the other - but insofar as their plight is directly caused by the actions of those other countries, it's those countries that have to pay their due.

    47. Re:To higher ground? by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 1

      Their ancestors settled there a thousand years ago for the easy fishing. I think it's ok to say that they had a pretty good run, and that's really all there is to it.

    48. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why does the world owe a Kiribati resident a problem-free life on a tropical island?"

      That's like saying "those people living downstream from me, tell me, why does the world owe them a problem-free life on a shit-free river"?

    49. Re:To higher ground? by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Good post, would mod up if I had points.

    50. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't those that cause problems for others offer restitution/solutions to make the victim whole?

    51. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      You could ask the Chinese woman who wants fresh vegetables, or the Indian and African fellows who want air conditioning and running water. What do you think they'd say? Perhaps they would say they understand, but they aren't willing to give up what's important to them to benefit the Kiribati.

      What kind of restitution/solutions do you think these people should offer? An alternate place to live, at least. What else?

    52. Re:To higher ground? by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      Because they are the ones that benefit. Why does the world owe a Kiribati resident a problem-free life on a tropical island?

      The difference between adults and children is that adults have to take responsibility for problems, even problems that they have only contributed to, rather than caused.

      Why does the Kiribati's problem with sea level take precedence over the Russian who wants to heat his home in the winter? Or the guy in India or Africa who wants running water and air conditioning in the summer? Or the Chinese woman who wants to buy fresh fruits and vegetables that need to be transported to her town?

      It doesn't take precedence - it's the same problem. The Russian won't be able to heat his home when the economy collapses due to climate change. These people will still need to pay to move to new technologies because in fact, climate change doesn't go away, not matter how long you ignore it. It's annoying like that. Eventually, we will have to reduce our GHG output. Now is the best time because now (a) we have the finances, not later, when we are made poor, but still facing the same problem and (b) renewables are at price parity, and due their flexibility and low startup costs, ideal for places like india and africa, since you don't need to spend quidtillions on poles and wires.

      The longer we leave it, the more expensive (in real terms) it will be.

    53. Re:To higher ground? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 2

      I thought that was the whole point of this story. Kiribati residents are owed a lifestyle regardless of the tradeoffs everyone else in the world would have to make for their lifestyle to be maintained. It leads to the still-unanswered question "why does one group matter more than another?".

      If that is the way that you want to play it, perhaps you can answer the question yourself. Why does your lifestyle matter more than the entire world? After all, it is not just one single nation that is affected by climate change. If your nation is causing the globe to heat more than anyone else except one other country and yet you have only 4% of the world's population, why should you matter more than everyone else? Do you think that is fair? Do you think that you should be able to do anything you want no matter how much it hurts others?

      I bet you are the kind of person who also screams about how unfair it is if there is a suggestion of raising taxes to pay for infrastructure that would benefit the entire country (or in the case of fixing global warming - benefit the world). All of a sudden, the minor inconvenience of losing a bit of money would seem terribly unjust to you. You have to admit, complaining about higher taxes seems rather petty compared to being forcibly relocated to another country as has already started happening in some of these small Pacific countries.

      Or maybe it doesn't seem petty to you. If you really are as selfish and arrogant as you appear then perhaps you wouldn't notice the hypocrisy. I bet your attitude would change if your neighbors decided to burn down your house to improve their views. It would fit your philosophy of screwing the few to make life better for the many.

      So my answer to your question of "why does one group matter more than another?" is this. The world wouldn't care if the people Kiribati lived or died, but the world would be a better place if you didn't exist. If you are adversely affecting the world, then you matter less than another group who is simply minding their own business and not destroying the environment. If you have no compassion for the suffering you cause to others, then you are a net drain on society. You don't matter at all.

      There. That was simple, wasn't it.

    54. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Except everyone is just minding their own business. The woman in China who wants fresh vegetables that have to be transported to her is minding her own business. As is the African who wants running water, and the Indian who wants air conditioning, and the American who drives to work and the Russian who heats his home. And everyone else.

      The difference seems to be that you hate the US. Go ahead. It still doesn't answer the basic question of why the Kiribati resident matters and the Russian doesn't. Unless your answer is "people I hate don't matter" -- which is a sentiment that ISIS and the Klan would probably agree with, but not really something that non-haters would go along with.

    55. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Regardless of what the emissions are today, if you look at historical emissions, it's Western countries that have contributed to the vast majority of anthropogenic CO2 that is in atmosphere now, and that is the proper definition for accountability purposes.

      Why do historical emissions matter more than the same amount of current and future emissions?

    56. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      I don't think the Russian who wants to heat his home is acting unethically. Nor the Indian who buys air conditioning, nor the Canadian who flies to Europe for vacation, nor anyone else going about his or her daily life.

    57. Re:To higher ground? by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      > The Russian won't be able to heat his home when the economy collapses due to climate change

      Er.... out of all the countries on Earth, with the possible exception of Canada, I struggle to think of a country that's more likely to be a net beneficiary of climate change than Russia.

      Obligatory joke: In Soviet Russia, climate changes YOU...

    58. Re:To higher ground? by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      Er.... out of all the countries on Earth, with the possible exception of Canada, I struggle to think of a country that's more likely to be a net beneficiary of climate change than Russia.

      But how likely is "more likely"?

    59. Re:To higher ground? by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      > The ground is water permeable.

      So dig Florida-style finger canals to create new, valuable waterfront property to sell to foreigners for vacation homes, and use the revenue to pay for raising the rest of the main island for Kiribati's own residents.

      Permeable ground just means you can't rely on levees or dikes to keep land that's below sea level dry. Raise the terrain itself (via dredged fill dirt) above sea level, and the problem is solved. The city of Chicago literally raised most of its land & buildings (and reversed the direction of the Chicago river) more than a hundred years ago. See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Guaranteed: if Kiribati were formally abandoned by its inhabitants and evacuated in some grand public gesture of eco-catastrophe, someone else (China, Russia, militant libertarians, etc) would show up, occupy the islands one by one, and declare ownership & sovereignty within a matter of days.

    60. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take precedence - it's the same problem. The Russian won't be able to heat his home when the economy collapses due to climate change.

      Hmm. That's something new. Please explain the mechanism of this "economy collapse" due to climate change, and especially why you think it will affect a Russian's ability to afford to heat his home. Gradual changes over several decades don't tend to cause modern economies to collapse.

      Eventually, we will have to reduce our GHG output. Now is the best time because now (a) we have the finances, not later, when we are made poor, but still facing the same problem and (b) renewables are at price parity, and due their flexibility and low startup costs, ideal for places like india and africa, since you don't need to spend quidtillions on poles and wires.

      The longer we leave it, the more expensive (in real terms) it will be.

      The trend for the last couple hundred years has been that technology becomes cheaper and available to more people. You seem to be saying this trend will reverse in the future. What will cause it to reverse? How?

      And while all of this is interesting, it doesn't answer the original question of why the Kiribati resident is owed his chosen lifestyle ahead of an African or Indian or Chinese person who needs energy.

    61. Re:To higher ground? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Because they kickstarted the process. Even if we stop emitting completely now, the warming is going to go on for quite a while courtesy of all the CO2 already in atmosphere.

      It's not that they matter more in general. It's that when the islands are actually going to get flooded for real (or rather sometime before, when it's still possible to do something about the people), you'll have to look back at the entirety of historical emissions up to that point to divvy up responsibility.

    62. Re:To higher ground? by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      > Why does your lifestyle matter more than the entire world?

      Where did that question come from? Because it wasn't this discussion.

      > If you really are as selfish and arrogant as you appear then perhaps you wouldn't notice the hypocrisy

        "I don't think temperatures and sea levels respond to that kind of equivocation." was simply astute. I think this is where you went off the deep end.

      > the world wouldn't care if the people Kiribati lived or died

      It doesn't. People have lived and died for millenia. The world would be a better place if you didn't exist. It would save us from your inane victim mentality.

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    63. Re:To higher ground? by sl149q · · Score: 1

      Nicely explained here: http://wattsupwiththat.com/201...

      Simply put, atolls with no people on them manage to stay level with sea level even though sea level has been rising for millennia.

      Atolls with people have problems. Blaming CO2 levels for recent problems with erosion when there has been no increase in the rate of sea level rise probably is pointing the finger at the wrong cause. It does allow them to ignore the real cause (too many people) and try and extort money from the first world to help cope.

    64. Re:To higher ground? by johannesg · · Score: 1

      Sure, a lot of coastal protections were built in modern times, but that didn't stop people from digging major canals manually in earlier centuries. The Noordzeekanaal was dug by handpower, as were the canals around the Haarlemmermeerpolder. And Holland wasn't nearly as over-populated then as it is now. The point being: it can be done, if you want to. If you spend your time actually fixing your problem instead of whining about it...

      Also, Vikings are from Scandinavia, not the Netherlands.

    65. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Because they kickstarted the process. Even if we stop emitting completely now, the warming is going to go on for quite a while courtesy of all the CO2 already in atmosphere.

      I'm still not sure what you are saying here. Does 1 ton of historical emissions raise the sea level more than 1 ton of future emissions? How much more? If it's a lot more, then large future emissions can correctly be said to be less and less significant.

    66. Re:To higher ground? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      No, a ton is a ton. All I was saying is that when you account for over 100 years of emissions that Europe (including Russia) and US did, it dwarfs everybody else, even China. And so you need to look at each country's share in historical emissions since we started burning fossil fuels, as opposed to just the current year's share.

    67. Re:To higher ground? by KGIII · · Score: 2

      Probably by using an ocean-going dredging machine that shoots the material up onto the beach and then use that. At least for the time being. Or we'll just move 'em. It's not like we're gonna just let 'em drown or anything. It's pretty much a given that someone will take them in and someone will fund it. Hell, I might even help a little now that I'm aware of this particular problem. I'll look into it in the morning before we head off to the museum again. Who knows?

      Anyhow, per your tire burning comment above. Err... Are you saying that I should stop that? 'Cause, man, smelly soot and ruined clothing and coughing fits are what I live for!!! Seriously, even way back in my youth, I never understood why some idiot would throw a tire on a fire. I've seen it done but, frankly, why??? It's not even that spectacular.

      I also went out "cow tipping" as a youth. As near as I can tell, you can't really tip a cow over very easily. The tire burning and cow tipping are about as interesting as snipe hunting. I don't see the attraction.

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    68. Re:To higher ground? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You might want to read up on what changes would happen in both of those countries if the temperature increased. Seriously, it's not as rosy as you imagine.

    69. Re:To higher ground? by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      its not just the Kiribati residents wanting a life (not lifestyle), its an indicator towards the problem as it expands. the Kiribati may be the first of many hence the concern, all coast lines will be getting smaller as a result of the sea levels going up. if it was just going to be them, i doubt it would be a big issue as the population could be dispersed throughout the world without too much bother apart from the xenophobes/racists in the respective countries they may want to go to.

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    70. Re:To higher ground? by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      they may or may not be trending down, but from what level and to what level? if the US level is still higher than everyone else then the argument is useless. If the US level was below most then its good.

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    71. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am surely going to sound like a dick here but it's time for them to move. With or without man-made global warming, the ocean is rising. Even if it is man-made, the ocean is rising. Shit sucks. We've been moving due to climate for our entire history. Carve out a chunk of some unwilling European country and give it to them or just import 'em and let them assimilate.

    72. Re:To higher ground? by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      if all those forms of power usage are powered by renewables then they are being ethical but until such time they do, they are being unethical. Its just sad that some do their bit to try and reduce the problem whereas others do their worst as its either "out of sight, out of mind", "couldn't care - i won't change my lifestyle for anyone" or just pure ignorance.

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    73. Re:To higher ground? by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      it all matters, if it didn't then the water wouldn't be as high as it is now. the warmer the planet the quicker the ice melts because the earth, air and sea gets warmer. if the historical didn't happen, all those elements will be cooler and the problem would be further away.

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    74. Re:To higher ground? by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      if you cannot comprehend what you are trying to say, then i guess we shouldn't bother trying to point it out.

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    75. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't they just build levies around the island an canals. Other countries build entire islands so it shouldn't be impossible. I think the drama might have something to do with getting money more than climate change.

      Yeah, why aren't those dumasses affected by Global Warming as rich as those who generate it?

    76. Re:To higher ground? by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      no, we equate those issues to kiribati's that why there are so many charities/agencies trying to get running water/electricity to these people in africa/india. the chinese grow their own and have always done but if the temperature gets too high (or too flooded) around the world, it gets more difficult to grow things and that will cause its own problems.

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    77. Re:To higher ground? by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      melt all the snow in siberia and make it tropical?

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    78. Re:To higher ground? by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      its not "lifestyle", its life. until you understand the difference you are going to struggle to understand the issue...

      "Please explain the mechanism of this "economy collapse" due to climate change," if the temp gets too high or too low, growing foodstuffs becomes more difficult, i presume you can see how a lack of food can screw things up.

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    79. Re:To higher ground? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You really don't understand this. It's getting more and more obvious with every post you make. Tragic.

    80. Re: To higher ground? by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      i guess you could say the same to all those who live on fault lines or in earthquake zones or near volcanos

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    81. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now one can argue about how much of this problem is man-made, and how much is natural causes. And you can argue about how costs should be divided between nations that contribute(d) to the problem. But even then, some part of the problem is man-made, which means the *fair* thing to do would be to pay compensation for that part of the damage.

      The US couldn't afford that - Miami barely can afford the $300 million 5-year-plan to keep their streets from flooding during "king tides". http://www.miamiherald.com/new...

    82. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    83. Re:To higher ground? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      Pathetic. You have jump straight to the "you hate the US" line simply because I dared to criticise anyone who is willing to pollute the world without a care for the people it might affect. Well here is the kicker. My country is right above yours on the table of emissions per-capita, so we are actually worse that you. But no, that doesn't mean that I hate my own country either.

      what is the difference between you and me? I don't want to make the world a worse place and you do. I don't hate the US, whereas you treat the rest of the world with total contempt. It is people like you who gives your country a bad reputation. At least I care about the impact that I have on the environment, and do whatever I can to reduce my CO2 footprint. I don't just the the affect I have on the other people of the world and just say "fuck 'em!".

    84. Re:To higher ground? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      > Why does your lifestyle matter more than the entire world?

      Where did that question come from? Because it wasn't this discussion.

      This was explained by the sentence following the one you quoted. Kohath is trying to frame this discussion to say that we don't owe a small island nation of people anything and that we should not have to change our lifestyle for just a small number of people. But the problem is that it is not only a small number of people who are impacted by climate change; it is the entire world. The nation of Kiribati is just one of the first examples of the climate change effect.

      The climate change deniers have tried to tell us that global warming doesn't happen. When it is shown that it really is happening, they trot out the line that it isn't really caused by man and that it won't really be bad enough to cause any problems. Now we find out that it is causing real issues (and will result in the first of the predicted climate-change refugees) they are explained away as only being a problem of a few people and that we still should not have to be inconvenienced by having to reduce our greenhouse gas emissions. Every step of the way the deniers have come up with unsupported excuses and bogus conspiracy theories for why we shouldn't have to do anything about climate change. At least I will give credit for honesty when Kohath essentially says "I don't want to change my behaviour as I simply don't care about anyone but me".

      the world wouldn't care if the people Kiribati lived or died

      It doesn't. People have lived and died for millenia.

      Well they won't any more in Kiribati if everybody has to leave!

      The world would be a better place if you didn't exist. It would save us from your inane victim mentality.

      How can I possibly be the victim when I am not one of the people being forced from my home? It is funny that you finished with some childish name-calling that has nothing to do with what I said when your initial line erroneously stated that what I was saying wasn't in this discussion. You simply don't like what I have to say so you have to make up bullshit about something that I haven't said.

      It is not inane victim mentality to think that perhaps it would be better if we didn't stuff up the environment and cause people from another country to have to migrate from their homes. It is simply common sense and common decency.

    85. Re:To higher ground? by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      If the temperature rises enough to make siberia tropical then we are all dead. That would require a delta of probably 40 degrees (C) - or more. At that range, water vapour would become dominant in the atmosphere and runaway warming would render the planet uninhabitable.

    86. Re:To higher ground? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      No no, they just mine all the land they have, and pile it on top of all the land they mined it from.

      If they could do that, then they could probably just make a bunch more land with lava and water in buckets. Alas, meatspace is not nearly as forgiving. No 1ups, just 1mm up at a time

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    87. Re:To higher ground? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      So you see no ethical problem with any amount of GHG emissions, in other words. Would a billionaire who ran coal power plants to smelt aluminum into giant cubes just because he thought it was fun be doing anything unethical?

      More broadly, do you see anything unethical about the consumption or abuse of common resources in general, or is this eclipsed by the same ethical blind spot?

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    88. Re:To higher ground? by gsslay · · Score: 1

      Gradual changes over several decades don't tend to cause modern economies to collapse.

      What's a "modern" economy? One of the present day? If so, how do you know what several decades may do unless you hang around for them to happen?

      The trend for the last couple hundred years has been that technology becomes cheaper and available to more people.

      And what has this got to do with anything? The price of sneakers are coming down too! So.. um.. what were we talking about again? Oh yes. Something along the lines of "a stitch in time saves nine", which you'd think would be kind of obvious..

      it doesn't answer the original question of why the Kiribati resident is owed his chosen lifestyle ahead of an African or Indian or Chinese person who needs energy.

      I'm cold. What do you say if I come around and burn your house down? Got a car? I'm sure that would burn nicely. Why are you owed your chosen lifestyle over my need for energy?

      What's that you say? There are other ways of me getting energy than burning down your house? Really? It's like you're saying I'm presenting a false dichotomy to make it seem like I have no other option to burning down your house. But it sure seems like the cheapest option to me. What gives you the right to cost me money when your house is right there waiting to burn? Come on, you've had a good run in it and no-one is expecting you to stand there while it burns down around you. You can go live somewhere else and I'm sure future technology will make it easy to build. Quit whining.

    89. Re:To higher ground? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      So as long as they escape global warming with their lives it's A-OK?

      What if there was a new form of power that slowly released a poisonous gas into the atmosphere, generally not concentrated enough to cause a problem but in some places the dangerous concentrations happen to accumulate due to geographic features. One of those places just happens to be your house. The early health effects are noticable and you're able to abandon your home with your life. Any ethical problem there or will you just suck it up?

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    90. Re:To higher ground? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Many of those brown people will be badly affected by climate change soon afterwards anyway, so they won't be crying out of air conditioning anyway.

      In any case, the proposal is to help nations develop in a sustainable, clean way, rather than prevent them developing at all. If clean energy also happens to be the cheapest energy, they will build that. We can make it cheaper by developing the technology and not being dicks about patents and licencing designs etc. They are not idiots either, they recognize that ending up like Beijing, which today had its first smog "red alert", is something to avoid if possible.

      The real problem is that developed nations don't want to keep investing in R&D and then sell the tech at affordable prices, or even give it away. It's HIV drugs all over again, there is a huge need and widespread use would provide huge benefits to very large numbers of people, but then western companies would miss out on some profit.

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    91. Re:To higher ground? by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
      Sea level rise wouldn't be a problem if people quit trying to live in low areas. You say other countries are causing the problem by polluting, I say they are causing their own problem by trying to live on an atoll.

      We make fun of people who live at the base of volcanos when they get upset about the volcano rumbling, or the morons in New Orleans that live 20 feet below substandard flood controls, or living on a mountain and being upset about avalanches.

      I see no difference between those poor choices and in someone living at the waters edge getting upset over the tide coming in.

    92. Re:To higher ground? by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
      Sorry you are full of shit. US is one of the few nations whose emissions are dropping. My 2.5 ton SUV gets better gas mileage than the BMW car I used to drive 10 years ago. The next one I buy I'm sure will be even better.

      If you decide to go live someplace stupid, it's on you to pay for your poor decisions not anyone else. No one owes you a damn thing.

    93. Re:To higher ground? by unimacs · · Score: 1

      I don't see heating and air conditioning or air travel as inherently unethical. However there is a lot of energy expended needlessly on inefficient systems, waste, and even on lazy and gluttonous behavior.

      For example, there are lots of ways to heat a home and lots of ways to minimize the amount of energy required to do it.

    94. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily, said drowning hasn't actually happened yet, so there's still time to get those people out of harm's way one way or the other - but insofar as their plight is directly caused by the actions of those other countries, it's those countries that have to pay their due.

      You can guarantee they will get themselves out of harms way before the water even reaches their toes. Or do you think they're just going to stand there for 50-100 years while the rest of world argues about who's fault it is until, oops, it's too late, they drowned.

    95. Re:To higher ground? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      >Why does a Kiribati life matter more than an American's trophy fishing?

      The Kiribati's problem stem massively more from their protective corals reefs being in a depressed stated, and the most likely candidates for that is Islanders dumping raw sewage into the sea and over fishing the Reefs.

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    96. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      its not "lifestyle", its life. until you understand the difference you are going to struggle to understand the issue...

      Do you think a Kiribati resident will just watch the water rise over 50 years until he drowns? Or will he move to higher ground?

      I clearly don't understand, because everyone I know would move to higher ground rather than drown. Even animals and insects would.

    97. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      what is the difference between you and me? I don't want to make the world a worse place and you do.

      You seem to want to make life worse for everyone who needs energy but can't afford low-carbon energy.

    98. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      So as long as they escape global warming with their lives it's A-OK?

      I'm responding to someone who says they'll die. They won't. They'll go somewhere safe, like anyone else would do.

      Do you want people to understand the issue, or do you want people to believe an obviously false narrative? That's one of the reasons for all the warming skepticism: weird, obviously false, exaggerated storytelling. You want fewer "deniers", then tell people a story that isn't obviously false.

    99. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      So you see no ethical problem with any amount of GHG emissions, in other words.

      I see no ethical problem with an ordinary person minding her own business, living her life. And even if I did, I don't think I could convince her she was unethical. And even if I could, there are clear ethical problems with convincing her she's unethical -- it makes her unhappy and it helps no one.

    100. Re:To higher ground? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Probably by using an ocean-going dredging machine that shoots the material up onto the beach and then use that. At least for the time being. Or we'll just move 'em. It's not like we're gonna just let 'em drown or anything.

      I do suspect that moving will be the answer. My own not terribly precise calculations lead me to believe that we have already stored a lot of energy in the atmosphere, and it's taken a long way to ramp up, and likewise will take a long time to ramp down. So those islands are goners

      Anyhow, per your tire burning comment above. Err... Are you saying that I should stop that? 'Cause, man, smelly soot and ruined clothing and coughing fits are what I live for!!! Seriously, even way back in my youth, I never understood why some idiot would throw a tire on a fire. I've seen it done but, frankly, why??? It's not even that spectacular.

      I also went out "cow tipping" as a youth. As near as I can tell, you can't really tip a cow over very easily. The tire burning and cow tipping are about as interesting as snipe hunting. I don't see the attraction.

      Now if ya wanna see something interesting, burning an old Volkswagen engine block is tons better than a tire. maybe more eco friendly. Certainly pretty bright. And never pour water on a metal fire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      related to cow tipping, friends and I used to have a trick with deer spotting. Shine a bright light on them, they freeze, and we see how close we can get by walking up to them. We stopped when we nearly got sliced by their hooves. But I was young and foolish then, I'm old and foolish now.

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    101. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said a thing about Vikings? Why do you think erecting a dyke is anything like digging a hole? How do you think building dykes around the massive amount of shoreline a scattering of tiny islands has is remotely possible? Are you perchance an idiot?

    102. Re:To higher ground? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      No no, they just mine all the land they have, and pile it on top of all the land they mined it from.

      If they could do that, then they could probably just make a bunch more land with lava and water in buckets. Alas, meatspace is not nearly as forgiving. No 1ups, just 1mm up at a time

      My bad - I was remarking on the difficulties of deep ocean dredging, and comparing it to making a building taller by cutting off the bottome and putting the part you cut off on top. That's what I get for taking NyQuil too early in the evening.

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    103. Re:To higher ground? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Because they kickstarted the process. ...you'll have to look back at the entirety of historical emissions up to that point to divvy up responsibility.

      Yes, the industrial revolution happened. Does that mean any country that has undergone or is undergoing industrialization is more culpable?

      Does that also mean that countries that leapfrog technologies are less responsible?

      Perhaps, you are arguing that the industrial revolution should have never occurred? How would we get the renewable energy sources (including nuclear) and the modern technology to combat climate change without industrialization?

      I am all for curving emissions combating global warming but I don't think you should look at historical emissions and say; "you are the blame.". Because those technologies that will curve global warming (or adapt to it) will be predicated on industrialization. Unless you think aliens will give us the answer.

    104. Re: To higher ground? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Or tornado zones, or hurricane zones. Anywhere you try to live has some kind of extreme disaster scenario it is subject to.

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    105. Re:To higher ground? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Actually Bangladesh is making a lot of progress already. The fertility rate is nearing 2.0, from a high over about 9 in the 1960s. A lot has been done to educate and empower women to control their fertility. The population is still rising because life expectancy is still increasing and there is always lag between fertility rates falling and population stabilizing.

      They are really pushing to cope better with the flooding. It's not certain they can do it of course, but they do at least recognize what needs to be done.

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    106. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pardon my AC reply. We've got huge White Tail back home in Maine. It's illegal but some poachers still do it. They call it "Spotting Game." It's surprising how close you can get to them and, yes, it is a very dangerous thing to do. Also, your video looks interesting and I'd share an interesting story about a place known as Quantico, Virginia and a military base but I'm not sure the Statute of Limitations ever applies in this case. Nobody was harmed but we did make the local paper. ;-)

      The video does look like it'd be fun. I've never set a VW engine on fire to the best of my recollection. I used to drink, a lot... But now I kind of want to.

    107. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about the other guy...but if anyone stands around waiting for 50 to 100 years for water to be over their heads such that they'll drown...than my view of them is that they are idiots & everyone should have a 'low opinion' of them...why should we weep for idiots, Darwin would be quite happy with the result...

    108. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kiribati residents are not american. That's all it takes.

    109. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, we could be honest and say "Sea levels have risen 120 meters in the last 20,000 years, the rate has slowed to mere millimeters and is perfectly normal."

      This is why the Scilly Isles are now Isles, not "Insula," Britain is full of flooded estuaries, and meanwhile, former Viking era harbors are 100 meters inland.

      Not to mention the artifacts coming from beneath glaciers, that weren't beneath glaciers 1000 years ago.

      Just go to Wikipee and look at the cognitive dissonance between Warmerbator pages screaming "DOOOOOM!" and geology pages noting, "This is all part of a cycle and we can expect this gradient, including human influence, which is present but cannot affect the long term."

      If you warmerbators actually understood science, you might actually be credible.

    110. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow...where does this hate come from? Actually why do you care about his kids at all? Why should I care about YOUR kids...in fact by having kids you are part of the problem NOT the solution, so no I don't care about your kids OR his (presuming he has any)... There are 7 Billion people on the planet, we don't need more...stop adding to the problem, adopt a Kirbati & help solve 2 problems at once (global warming & the apparent Kirbati displacement issue)...ultimately you just want to control other people & tell them what they should do, blame them for others issues, heck you appear to even want to blame yourself (self-hate is a psychological issue so I'd go see a doctor if I was you).

    111. Re:To higher ground? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Actually why do you care about his kids at all? Why should I care about YOUR kids.

      That has something to do with being human, and not being a self centered sociopath.

      You see, I have a bit of empathy. Someone has a problem, I usually want to help.

      You don't.

      The Golden rule applies. I'd even help you if you needed it, even though it's clear you wouldn't lift a finger to help anyone but yourself.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    112. Re:To higher ground? by erapert · · Score: 1

      Everyone on the whole planet has problems of their own to deal with. Some problems are more difficult to deal with than others and almost nobody has the same set of problems.

      Americans didn't force the Kiribati to settle on the island. Americans are not the direct cause of all problems in the world-- so get off your self-righteous global-warming-hysteria high horse.

      It's their island, it's their lives, and it's their problem. Nobody's talking about helping the poor fat Americans overcome their obesity, poor education, violence etc. because everyone, rightly, assumes that the Americans did it to themselves and should have to fix their own problems.

      If we want to be neighborly and help out the Kiribati-- by offering them land or money or whatever-- then that's a really nice thing for us to do. But we're not obligated to do anything and it's not our fault if something bad happens to a group of people somewhere in the world today.

      I bet there's a group of Yazidis somewhere that wishes they could swap places with some Kiribati right about now.

    113. Re:To higher ground? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Nobody's talking about helping the poor fat Americans overcome their obesity, poor education, violence

      You dumb fuck. Of course they are.

      https://www.washingtonpost.com...

      http://www.christianpost.com/n...

      https://www.whitehouse.gov/rea...

      http://articles.chicagotribune...

      But we're not obligated to do anything and it's not our fault if something bad happens to a group of people somewhere in the world today.

      First John 3:17 “But if anyone has the world’s goods and sees his brother in need, yet closes his heart against him, how does God’s love abide in him?

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    114. Re:To higher ground? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Why should the millions of US citizens be justified in causing more damage to the environment than the billions of people from the other countries? If you don't care who suffers just so you can lead the lifestyle you want, why not commit to your ideals fully? Put on a pirate hat and just invade other countries to plunder their resources!

      Kiribati's have dumped raw sewage into the seas, over-fished their reefs and over-pumped their aquifers as a matter of lifestyle, now "Mother Nature" is bitch slapping them for the environmental damage they have caused. The seas have been rising for at least a century at a rather steady rate of 1-3mm per year, there is no way you can blame any problem Kirbati may be facing on millions of US citzens.

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    115. Re:To higher ground? by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      Hmm. That's something new.

      No, it's not.

      Please explain the mechanism of this "economy collapse" due to climate change, and especially why you think it will affect a Russian's ability to afford to heat his home. Gradual changes over several decades don't tend to cause modern economies to collapse.

      You could always look it up yourself. Also you'll find that "modern economies" are very susceptible to the kinds of changes we'll see becuase they rely on fixed infrastructure and are invested heavily in stability.

      Why do you think the leaders of these economies are so interested in arresting climate change below 2 degrees? Do you think they care about polars bears and penguins and coral reefs? Such naevity.

      The trend for the last couple hundred years has been that technology becomes cheaper and available to more people

      It's not magical. Technology advances because there is investment in it. That's why shovels, wheelbarrows, toothpicks and pencils have remained basically unchanged for 100 years.

    116. Re:To higher ground? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I think the point of the article is that climate change has already started to have serious affects on some people and over time it will affect more..

      Please explain how this:

      Records and research show that sea level has been steadily rising at a rate of 0.04 to 0.1 inches per year since 1900.
      This rate may be increasing. Since 1992, new methods of satellite altimetry (the measurement of elevation or altitude) indicate a rate of rise of 0.12 inches per year. Is sea level rising?

      could possibly have any physical effect on anybody? Seriously 1/10s of an inch per year, one and a quarter inch over the last century! This is a case of Haters are going to Hate, so everybody climb on the climate change gray-train!

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    117. Re:To higher ground? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Can you guarantee it, truly? It's not like they can just swim across the ocean to the nearest landmass - there are borders and visas and all that crap Look at all the bickering over refugees right now! And then, of course, you'd need a decent-sized flotilla to actually transport everyone and their belongings.

      They are not going to stand there, of course, but they will need outside help. And the question will be, who is going to pay for that help.

    118. Re:To higher ground? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Yes, the industrial revolution happened. Does that mean any country that has undergone or is undergoing industrialization is more culpable?

      Yes, if they emitted CO2 as part of that revolution.

      Does that also mean that countries that leapfrog technologies are less responsible?

      Yes, if they emitted fewer CO2.

      Perhaps, you are arguing that the industrial revolution should have never occurred?

      No, I'm not arguing that.

      Look, it's very simple. We are where we are, but to get here was a costly process, and we didn't bear all of that cost by ourselves - it was charged against a shared resource, and now other people are affected by it in a very negative way. This isn't about finger-pointing and shaming, it's about who foots which part of the bill to right the wrongs. It stands to reason that those who contributed more to the wrong are also those who should pay more of the bill - all the easier for them to do so because of the higher technological development that resulted out of it for them.

    119. Re:To higher ground? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Does that also mean that countries that leapfrog technologies are less responsible?

      Yes, if they emitted fewer CO2.

      Nice double standard. That green tech that developing nations can use to lift themselves out of poverty while keeping a small carbon footprint was built off the CO2 from developed nations. If you want to bring historical blame into this you should recognize that green tech was built on dirty energy. Any technology that can help the problem will have been researched and developed on dirty energy. That should be apart of your "who foots the bill." Or are you one of those that believe that RnD costs nothing?

      This isn't about finger-pointing and shaming, it's about who foots which part of the bill to right the wrongs.

      It isn't about finger pointing but you need someone to foot the bill? Sounds mutually exclusive.

      It stands to reason that those who contributed more to the wrong are also those who should pay more of the bill - all the easier for them to do so because of the higher technological development that resulted out of it for them.

      Those that have contributed more emissions have also developed more alternatives, but that counts for nothing. Those economic systems that burn through all the resources have lifted billions out of poverty, but that counts for nothing.

      Perhaps, you are arguing that the industrial revolution should have never occurred?

      No, I'm not arguing that.

      If that is the case you wouldn't bother with historical emissions. It is a losing argument. Why is anyone alive today responsible on what previous generations did for energy or the economic climate which incentivized cheap fossil fuels? There are many more people outside of those nations that benefited from those choices. Just like there are many more people who suffer.

      This will continually be an issue as climate change continues. The precedent set by this situation should be one where humanitarian aid is welcomed. Not scorned because "You're one of those countries who got us into this mess!"

    120. Re:To higher ground? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      What you're saying is that those who benefited through harming others have, among other benefits, also obtained the technological means to mitigate their harm. So why exactly is it wrong to ask them to use those means to do so on behalf of those whom they harmed?

      And where did I say anything about scorning humanitarian aid? Just understand that charity is not a substitute for a concentrated relief effort.

    121. Re:To higher ground? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Sea-level rise is between 1 - 2.5 mm /year since 1900, how much responsibility is ours to divy. up?

      The world's 48 poorest countries will need to find around $US1 trillion ($A1.39 trillion) dollars between 2020 and 2030 to achieve their plans to tackle climate change - and those plans should be a priority for international funding, researchers say. Developing world needs $1t for climate change.

      Sure we'll just get out a checkbook and send our share to the world's most corrupt governments, and they'll in turn hire Halliburton to come in build some shit for a 50% kickback.

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    122. Re:To higher ground? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Tipping the one with only one tit is really exciting.

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    123. Re:To higher ground? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      those who benefited through harming others

      Just curious, do you think that more people have been harmed than helped? If you do you are an idiot. You are quick to dismiss the number of people that has been lifted out of poverty, have food in their belly, and clean water to drink, and a roof over their head. In 1990, there were 1.95 billion people making less than $1.90 in 2012 it was 896 million. That was from cheap dirty energy.

      Your narrative is very one sided and dishonest. It is also missing the economics of energy and global trade.

      So why exactly is it wrong to ask them to use those means to do so on behalf of those whom they harmed?

      Because the average person isn't harming anyone and is just trying to live like anyone else. They didn't cause this problem. Everyone contributes to it. If you are going to take advantage of modern technology you take part in the responsibility which is nearly everyone. It's everyone's problem and everyone has to deal with it or you will get no where.

      Concentrated relief, awesome.

      Pointing finger because history. Not so.

    124. Re: To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nationalism is also a biblical concept. There is no need to go looking across the world for people to help. Find a widow or orphan in your local community to help and that will be sufficient.

    125. Re: To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Burning wood is a renewable method of power generation. It also emits evil, world destroying, baby eating, kitten mashing, puppy purée-ing C02.

      Are you sure you know what you are thinking and saying? From out here it's pretty murky.

    126. Re:To higher ground? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Just curious, do you think that more people have been harmed than helped?

      No, I don't. But that is not relevant to any of my points.

      If I go to the street and mug a few people who look like they-re well-off, and then distribute that cash in a ghetto, I'll also help more people than I have harmed. But I'm still liable for the harm.

      Because the average person isn't harming anyone and is just trying to live like anyone else. They didn't cause this problem.

      I'm not saying that anyone bears personal responsibility for it. It's a matter of collective liability on country level. Western countries are better off today to a large extent courtesy of the Industrial Revolution. Insofar as their action in pursuit of better life for themselves caused harm for other people down the line (yes, even 100 years later), they're liable for that harm, collectively.

      To reiterate: I'm not saying that Industrial Revolution was bad. I'm not saying that there's any guilt or blame attached to it (you can't inherit guilt, and the people who were doing it back then didn't know that it's not all roses, and that they're effectively crediting someone else's future account). It's all about the accounting. It may not be super-accurate accounting, but it sure as hell is better than "you guys figure it out yourselves, we don't care".

      Metaphorically speaking, the West has found a bunch of credit cards 200 years ago, and they've been buying all kinds of fancy stuff using that card that has drastically improved their life. Some of those goodies have trickled down to other countries, too - it's that tech that you keep mentioning - but by no means all, and it's disingenuous to claim that everyone benefited equally from it. Now we have finally found out the people whom one of those credit cards has belonged to, and turns out that our purchases have put them into debt that they're unable to repay. Again, they saw some of the trickle down effect from those purchases, but nowhere even near to what they could have done with that money themselves. The only moral choice here is to set the record straight, and we owe it to them - if not paying out the debt, then at least protecting them from the collectors.

    127. Re:To higher ground? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      how much responsibility is ours to divy. up?

      I don't know. That would be up to scientists with calculators to figure out.

      Note though that emissions in that time period didn't all go into the water level rise in the same period. They also keep applying to future periods. Basically, the longer any particular ton of CO2 remains in atmosphere, the higher its cumulative effect is by now.

      Sure we'll just get out a checkbook and send our share to the world's most corrupt governments, and they'll in turn hire Halliburton to come in build some shit for a 50% kickback.

      Did I mention anything about a checkbook? The responsibility could be, for example, in providing an equivalent-size plot of land in reasonably similar climatic conditions, and granting all citizens of the affected island states the right to move to said land, and some investments to build it up to the same level of economic development that they have enjoyed. Plus some compensation for the loss of sovereignty (or else carving out said plot of land as the new territory of their state).

      Also, what makes you believe that these are "the world's most corrupt governments"? Can you cite some stats?

    128. Re:To higher ground? by penandpaper · · Score: 1

      Holy false equivalence batman!

      You're an idiot. How many people have been killed by AGW? How many will die? How many people have a better lifestyle because of cheap energy and industrialization?

      It does address your points because you want to use historical data on emissions to determine who "foots which part of the bill to right the wrongs." That is the whole point. If you want to argue that western economies are stronger and can pay more, ok. If you want to argue that the current leading polluters should pay more, ok. But my whole contention is using historical emissions data to determine who foots the bill is not the right thing to do.

      Insofar as their action in pursuit of better life for themselves caused harm for other people down the line (yes, even 100 years later), they're liable for that harm, collectively.

      They're dead. Their pursuit gave you and billions of others on the planet a better lifestyle, where does that factor in your 1st world guilt?

      I'm not saying that Industrial Revolution was bad

      You make it sound bad, "right the wrongs". But yet, you dismiss the wrongs that were righted.

      Metaphorically speaking, the West has found a bunch of credit cards 200 years ago,

      No, just no. Way to oversimple/dismiss history and economics. What part of your analogy takes into account the saturation of technology in the world that was developed on cheap energy? What about 2 world wars? What about incentivizing inventors? What about protecting investments and copyrights? How does it account for the slow progress of climate science over the centuries? You're an idiot.

      disingenuous to claim that everyone benefited equally from it

      I never claimed that. You're just an idiot. You don't seem to understand economics/history and have poor reading comprehension. I am done, you're idiocy is too much for me.

    129. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      You could always look it up yourself. Also you'll find that "modern economies" are very susceptible to the kinds of changes we'll see becuase they rely on fixed infrastructure and are invested heavily in stability.

      Modern economies see gradual changes over 20+ year periods as approximately the same as "stability".

      Why do you think the leaders of these economies are so interested in arresting climate change below 2 degrees? Do you think they care about polars bears and penguins and coral reefs? Such naevity.

      Global elites say you can "save the world" by giving more money and power to global elites. You believe them, but I'm the one who is naive.

      The trend for the last couple hundred years has been that technology becomes cheaper and available to more people

      It's not magical. Technology advances because there is investment in it. That's why shovels, wheelbarrows, toothpicks and pencils have remained basically unchanged for 100 years.

      The point is that technology to solve the world's problems will be cheaper in the future, not more expensive. It always is.

    130. Re:To higher ground? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Sure, they'll leave, and we'll help them leave. Shall we then dump them into strange countries where they don't know the language, don't fit in, and don't necessarily have marketable skills for that region?

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    131. Re:To higher ground? by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      Modern economies see gradual changes over 20+ year periods as approximately the same as "stability".

      If that were the case, why do you feel threatened by the changes that are currently underway to replace coal and fossil fuel based energy generation with direct extraction of energy from renewables?

      Why do you think that small change poses a greater risk than the enormous infrastructural, agricultural and economic changes needed to adapt to a +2 degree change in climate?

      Global elites say you can "save the world" by giving more money and power to global elites. You believe them, but I'm the one who is naive.

      Of course: it's all a giant conspiracy! Those diabolic economists have been working for hundreds of years to build my trust, just for this very purpose, to take my money and give it to the masons or the knights templar, or the jews or whoever these shadowy figures are behind the conspiracy. Why didn't I see it before?

      The point is that technology to solve the world's problems will be cheaper in the future, not more expensive. It always is.

      You keep repeating this as a mantra hoping it will come true if you say it enough. Might as well wave your wand and shout expecto patronum. Perhaps something white will fly out and drive away the cloying and cold grip of reality.

    132. Re:To higher ground? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      If that were the case, why do you feel threatened by the changes that are currently underway to replace coal and fossil fuel based energy generation with direct extraction of energy from renewables?

      It is bad for some people and good for others. There's no chance it will cause the economy to "collapse" as long as the transition is gradual. Coal is mostly being replaced by natural gas.

      [Very odd talk about conspiracies and magic wand deleted.]

    133. Re:To higher ground? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still not sure what you are saying here. Does 1 ton of historical emissions raise the sea level more than 1 ton of future emissions?

      Ever heard of "integrating over time"?

    134. Re:To higher ground? by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      It is bad for some people and good for others.

      Doesn't that statement apply even more in the case of adaption to climate change?

      There's no chance it will cause the economy to "collapse" as long as the transition is gradual. Coal is mostly being replaced by natural gas.

      It sounds like you've addressed your own concerns. Coal has become economically nonviable anyway, despite the massive injection of public funds to keep it afloat. Cheaper, simpler and cleaner technologies (including solar and wind) are already replacing Coal fired plants.

  4. Black Sheep To The Rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will save the day. Always do. Almost.

    Yours,
    Gabe Kaplan

  5. Not the first time by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It is not the first time a population has to move because of adverse climate effects. It happened all the time through the history of humanity. The only thing different here, is someone believes we can avoid this by some actions because this is caused by our own actions. As far as I know, no one has proven yet this is actually possible. Our climatic models are overfitting the data and are then poor at predicting the future.

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    1. Re:Not the first time by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      When I read these stories they're always set in the tone of some poor victims who's home is being taken from them by the big bad white man. A lot of these nations are poor, so a free ticket to a wealthier country is a big win for a lot of them.
      For the generation that move it moight be tough, but for their children they will have access to far greater health, education and career opportunities previously unknown to them.

    2. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the plot to the 1950's book, The Mouse that Roared .

    3. Re:Not the first time by unimacs · · Score: 2

      I doubt anyone believes than anything can be reversed in time to help that particular country.

      There's plenty of proof that human actions can dramatically alter our environment. Just look at the Aral sea for example.

      Personally I believe we should be acting on the best scientific information we have. It's not perfect and we are learning more all the time, but institutions like NASA have sent probes to then ends of the solar system, have landed a rover on Mars, and returned people from space. I trust them more when it comes to understanding our atmosphere and what can have long term impacts on the climate than I do the Koch brothers.

    4. Re:Not the first time by chipschap · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I believe we should be acting on the best scientific information we have.

      I couldn't agree more. We should act on scientific information, not the politics of wealth and not the politics of guilt. And the science should itself remain independent and untainted by politics (otherwise it isn't really science).

      I am willing to accept whatever unbiased science tells me. If I don't like that answer, too bad for me. It is what it is.

    5. Re:Not the first time by unimacs · · Score: 1

      Like I said we should be making decisions based on the best science we have. I'm sure it will be always easy to argue that the science is somehow tainted when it favors the opinion of people you generally disagree with.

    6. Re:Not the first time by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      It is not the first time a population has to move because of adverse climate effects. It happened all the time through the history of humanity.

      Plot twist : there's nowhere else to go now, because of the 7+ billion humans.

    7. Re:Not the first time by Bartles · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's a vacant house across the street form me in Wisconsin.

    8. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear detroit has a lot of vacant houses too.

    9. Re: Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'd be better off staying where they are. Racism!

    10. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plot twist : there's nowhere else to go now, because of the 7+ billion humans.

      Doesn't matter if there are 7+ billion or less than 7 million.
      It's not the population density that prevents migration, it's that the people living there doesn't want new neighbors.

    11. Re:Not the first time by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      Spoiler: the desert is a great place to build sprawling metro areas (Las Vegas, Phoenix, Dubai, Salt Lake City...). The Sahara (just to name one) is really fucking huge, and it's unlikely to either flood or be covered in glaciers anytime within the next million years.

    12. Re:Not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant. The entire population o Kiribati can crash across the street from Bartles.

      Problem solved everyone. Good hustle, Huzzah and so forth.

    13. Re:Not the first time by Bartles · · Score: 1

      Anyone with moderate intelligence should be able to extrapolate, that yes there room to resettle the residents of Kiribati.

    14. Re:Not the first time by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The trend in regards to sea-level rise is more like 0.12 inches per year; If their feet are getting wet it's not because of sea-level rise.

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    15. Re:Not the first time by unimacs · · Score: 1

      The trend in regards to sea-level rise is more like 0.12 inches per year; If their feet are getting wet it's not because of sea-level rise.

      That's not the trend. That's the current rate of rise. If you look at the article you linked to, you'll note that the trend is that the rate is increasing. Further, the current rate also doesn't account for things that have not happened yet, - like the potential loss of major ice sheets like the Amundsen sea, which according to http://www.nature.com/news/ant... could lead to a sea level rise of 6 meters (though I think that has been recently revised downwards).

      Further the sea level rise figure you quoted is a global average. The seas can and will rise faster in some places than in others.

    16. Re:Not the first time by budgenator · · Score: 1

      That is the trend, the current accelerated trend.

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    17. Re:Not the first time by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      Spoiler: You need a lot of water to build big cities in the desert. Las Vegas and Dubai are as far from being sustainable as possible.

  6. Any other sources? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vice is propaganda. Thanks

    1. Re:Any other sources? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I liked it when they went to whore houses around the world.

      N Korea was even better than Liberia.

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  7. Oh yeah!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well it still doesn't affect "us" directly so Climate change is still just a myth, obviously. /s

  8. I fail to see the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Throughout the history of the Earth, its crust has constantly been recycled. Areas once above the ground and above the sea have descended downward and have been replaced with new land. This will continue to occur. Just as Kiribati and the Maldives are descending into the sea, other islands are being born by volcanoes. The Himalayas were once under water, including the peaks of mountains like Everest, at the bottom of the Tethys Ocean. Sea levels have risen and dropped by over 100 meters in the past. There's evidence that sea level was about 120 meters lower in the last ice age. All of these things have occurred many times in the Earth's past, sometimes rapidly like at the end of the last ice age. I fail to see why things that have occurred naturally throughout the entirety of the Earth's history are a problem. Who cares if Kiribati goes under water? There's plenty of land being created elsewhere on Earth.

    1. Re:I fail to see the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sucks to be in that area where land is being created when it is a volcano doing the creation, or a storm is eroding away at the cliffs. Especially when all your belongings are in those homes.

    2. Re:I fail to see the problem by Bartles · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, it's pretty easy to move your stuff faster than erosion or rising water.

    3. Re:I fail to see the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's so easy to move stuff faster than erosion or rising water, then why do so many people drown when their ships get sunk by storms, icebergs, and torpedos?

    4. Re:I fail to see the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is the thing that the "climate change" groupies refuse to acknowledge. Land level is not a fixed thing, solely at the mercy of the sea level. Venice is sinking because the ground underneath it is subsiding. And the Pacific Rim area is a subduction zone, which means that the ground under the Pacific Ocean is slowly sinking into a deep trench off the eastern coast of Asia.

    5. Re: I fail to see the problem by oobayly · · Score: 1

      When was the last passenger ship sunk by torpedo, or sunk by an ice berg, or sunk by a storm (where human negligence wasn't a key cause)?

    6. Re:I fail to see the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not erosion and that is not the water rising. That's them sinking into the water. They may look similar, depending on your perspective, but they are not the same. This is a tiny amount (less than a centimeter over the past decade, like 3mm) and not a tidal wave. A man without arms or legs can probably wiggle faster than that.

    7. Re:I fail to see the problem by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Last time this sort of thing happened, the population of humans was not in the billions. The island is the canary in the coal mine. Sure, it would not take much to resettle all these people. What do we do with the billion people that could potential have their lives ruined because they live close to a coast?

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    8. Re: I fail to see the problem by Bartles · · Score: 1

      When was the last time a ship was sunk by rising water?

    9. Re:I fail to see the problem by Bartles · · Score: 1

      I think single celled organisms can move faster than that. Many crystals grow faster than that.

  9. Cue the World's Smallest Violin by TheRealHocusLocus · · Score: 5, Informative

    Permanent Service for Mean Sea Level: Christmas Island I
    Permanent Service for Mean Sea Level: Christmas Island II

    Spot the clear blub blub trend, Try hard. ~1mm rise per year. Maybe.
    Meanwhile a typhoon could arrive next year with a 8 foot storm surge that swamps the atolls completely.

    DISCLAIMER: Grew up in the Caribbean, nailed doors shut from the inside and held on tight for Hugo and Marilyn. People died. '~1mm/yr climate refugees' on a coral atoll really sound like whiny scammers to me. In terms of threat level it's like that movie, Frogs.

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    1. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1, Informative

      1 mm per year is one foot in 300 years. It's completely plausible that a one foot change could swamp major parts of the United States, not to mention Pacific islands. And they'd feel the effects long before then.

    2. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by Bartles · · Score: 1

      I think there actually appears to be a downward trend in both of those time periods. Certainly not a 1-6 foot rise by the end of the century.

    3. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Major cities of the north east US are sinking at about the rate of 1 foot per century already due to isostatic rebound since the last glaciation. The weight of the ice was removed from central north america, so that land is rising, meanwhile the continental crust is tipping down at the edges to compensate. Same thing as if you press down on one side of an ice cube in a glass of water the other side will tip up. And the gravity sewers and other infrastructure in these older cities were built to the sea level of the day. London is sinking as well for the same reasons.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      All this other sea level rise is on top of that.

    4. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, every year more agricultural land is lost to the sea. You know, that land which feeds the relatively poor population.

    5. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're up to about 3 mm per year now, and that's only going to accelerate over the next few hundred years.

    6. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by alantus · · Score: 1

      1 mm per year is one foot in 300 years. It's completely plausible that a one foot change could swamp major parts of the United States, not to mention Pacific islands. And they'd feel the effects long before then.

      No, 1 mm per year is 0.984252 foot in 300 years.
      If only there was an easier and more consistent way to convert and express measurements...

      If humanity can't even agree on a measurement system, how are we supposed to make the required compromises on global warming issues?

    7. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 0

      A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. â" 'Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' â" Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood. -- Emerson

    8. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by rally2xs · · Score: 2

      Century? 300 Years? Freeman Dyson, the most brilliant physicist on the planet, has said not to worry about it, because in 50 - 60 years or so we're going to have the energy from renewable sources problem licked, we will dig nothing out of the ground for our energy, and put no CO2 into the atmosphere. At that point, CO2 concentrations will start down, and our problems of too-cold winters will just be beginning (He didn't say the part about the too-cold winters, that's just my speculation. )

      The point is that 1) There's not a damn thing we can do about this right now, because we don't have the tech to leave the carbon in the ground and that's what we need to do, and 2) we have centuries to fix this, and will probably do so in 50 - 60 years.

      So, not to worry, and especially don't go creating millions of new people in poverty by raising fossil fuel costs when people still need cheap energy to live, heat their homes, air condition, and move around in cars. Making all that more expensive just plunges the barely-hanging-on off the edge of the cliff, into poverty. What's more dangerous than smoking? Living in poverty, which will take up to 10 years off your life. Smoking is only likely to take 7 years off your life. So, lets get people out of poverty, promote prosperity, and solve this problem with all due haste, but not so quick that it hurts people.

    9. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by alantus · · Score: 1

      A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. â" 'Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' â" Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood. -- Emerson

      Emerson talks about not being afraid of contradicting yourself over time.

      I am talking about the standardization of the measurement system, which would facilitate trade and cooperation between countries.

      If anything, this quote argues in favor of the US switching to metric by contradicting this stubborn posture of sticking with the imperial system.

    10. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you and your selfish bastard ways.

    11. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we wait until it's too late we'll wait forever, and then it will be too late.

      If we wait until energy is $cheap (for an undefined value of $cheap) we'll wait forever, and then it will be too late.

      It we wait until all the uninvented inventions are all invented we'll wait forever, and then it will be too late.

      The only thing we can guarantee is that if we never start we will never finish.

      Teaching ourselves to be more efficient in what we do and how we use energy will only help to reduce waste. And with less waste we there is more to go around. Conflating starting to do *anything* about our CO2 addiction with the starvation and death of poor third world babies is simply a cynical, evil, lazy, and corrupt non sequitur fallacy.

    12. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesn't actually care about poor people, they are just a rhetorical excuse of convenience for the current argument.
      Thus, it's no problem if they starve.

      Sociopaths unite!

    13. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      And roughly ten thousand times as much agricultural land is lost in any given year to new office parks, golf courses, condos, and discount retail stores.

    14. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      "If we wait until it's too late we'll wait forever, and then it will be too late."

      "Too late" does not occur within our lifetimes. Some of us alive today will see this problem solved.

      "If we wait until energy is $cheap (for an undefined value of $cheap) we'll wait forever, and then it will be too late."

      It will not be "too late" within our lifetimes, but we are not "waiting" and are moving with all deliberate speed to ramp up solar and wind. 1000's of wind generators have been and are being built, and progress on solar is advancing and costs of obtaining solar electricity are falling. Our tough nut to crack is the "magic battery" that will allow economical electric cars rather than cars from high-priced brands like Tesla and Porsche.

      "It we wait until all the uninvented inventions are all invented we'll wait forever, and then it will be too late."

      We're not waiting. We're inventing them right now.

      "The only thing we can guarantee is that if we never start we will never finish."

      We started a long time ago, and progress is steady and successes are numerous. The big challenge, the "magic battery", has numerous announcement of yet another high capacity battery, but as yet we don't have such a battery suitable for automotive use. However, the near-monthly announcement of yet another "breakthrough" in this area is eventually going to bear fruit, and we will have our electric cars. At that point, we will be in sight of the ultimate solution of never digging anything out of the ground to fuel our energy demands again.

      "Teaching ourselves to be more efficient in what we do and how we use energy will only help to reduce waste. And with less waste we there is more to go around. Conflating starting to do *anything* about our CO2 addiction with the starvation and death of poor third world babies is simply a cynical, evil, lazy, and corrupt non sequitur fallacy"

      Did I say anything about 3rd world babies? No, I was talking about the 49 million Americans ALREADY in poverty, in part because of misguided, overly-expensive "solutions" to misguided and sometimes not-existent "environmental problems" that make everything they must purchase more expensive. Save _American_ lives by proceeding reasonably, without having one's hair set afire by alarmist advocates with broken computer programs predicting doom and gloom unless we do exactly as _they_ say. Our solutions will appear as the by-product of efforts to achieve cheaper energy, which will soon be solar and wind, as that tech has a lot of improvement possibility left in it. Internal combustion, and fossil fuel produced energy do not.

    15. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What "major parts" of the US would be "swamped" by a one-foot change? New Orleans? No. The Bayou? No. Storm surges happen regularly and are much larger than one foot. Ridiculous.

    16. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Ah, "the future will solve it," a very dangerous attitude - it's a self-defeating prophecy, even if it may well come true. So we must assume that it will not come true.

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    17. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by delt0r · · Score: 1

      This, the storms in the pacific got water under our house in Niue, almost 15m above sea level, because of storm surge and big arse waves. Most houses blew away. Also some of the small islands complaining about sea level rise are sinking far faster anyway. In other words is has nothing to do with global warming.

      And no please don't start with the "Hurricanes caused by global warming". Most of the advertised effects need at least another 50 years to manifest themselves. That is from the models.

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    18. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Seriously? You think that we can't handle 1 foot over 100 years? Do you have waves where you are? or storms? Did you know that we have less floods now because we built a shit ton of stuff to stop flooding!

      Think what the world looked like 100 years ago, and stop assuming we are all going to stand around with our thumbs up our arse waiting for 100 years to get our ankles wet.

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    19. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by rally2xs · · Score: 1

      Scientists and engineers the world over are working on alternative energy solutions that don't involve digging anything out of the ground so we can generate grid electricity and run our vehicles. They have already had great successes in bringing down the price of PV solar panels that are beginning to make sense for commercial power generation. The IEEE has recently had a magazine article suggesting the construction of a global DC power grid that would allow us to use solar electricity at night because it would be generated in the Ukraine or in the Sahara. Also at work are scientists attempting to build a battery that will allow electric cars to outperform and be less expensive to fuel than gasoline cars, at somewhere close to the same purchase price as a gasoline car. They haven't succeeded yet but they probably will. If they don't, we're going to then have to solve the problem of using grid electricity for our cars and trucks and airplanes and ships, whether it is sending it through the air on a laser beam or inventing a really long extension cord. But we will either do it or we won't, but nobody has to incentivize this research because it is already incentivized by the big bucks at the end of the rainbow for whoever is successful first.

      IOW, we can relax, this problem is going to solve itself via ordinary market forces, and we don't have to quit driving nor pass oppressive laws that raise energy prices and kill 1000's of millions of people by casting them into poverty. All we have to do is to promote prosperity so there are many corporations and universities that have the money to work on the problem.

      So, relax. The problem is being worked to the best efforts of those that are capable.

    20. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by scruffy · · Score: 1

      Scrooge is alive and well on the Slashdot boards.

    21. Re:Cue the World's Smallest Violin by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Supposedly AGW is caused by an extra 1.5W/m^2, at TOA insolation is ~1366 W/m2, how hard can it be? a few really big power-sats and job done.

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  10. Declare War on the Sea! by wisnoskij · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess Caligula had it right, he was just 2000 years ahead of his time.

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  11. OK, let us see: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The images are very powerful in that CNN interview. It's very disheartening to see how vulnerable we are not to big disasters, but to the wreck the slowly moving sea brings everyday when the tide gets high to crops and fresh water sources. May you find a way to deal with this!

    1. Ask for help... from the Netherlands. They know a thing or two about living underwater... and being stubborn enough to not move. Or join forces with other islands (Tuvalu?) to make a more powerful group and achieve better negotiations (with the UN?).
    2. Don't fight the water, but rather welcome it:
    2.1. Underwater houses, grown like corals (there's even an animation about that!). You just leave the lower levels once they get underwater. If you're smart, useful structures could be moved upward as water rises.
    2.2. Really live underwater... learn how to make waterproof houses.
    2.3 Create underwater hotels and make money to reinvest in more underwater hotels and business centers.
    2.4. Make it research on adapting humans to new environments and get funding from universities. Make it an international project to get help even from children. All help counts; perhaps some kind of opensource or collaboration effort might help.
    2.5. Fish farming might become easy and the world certainly needs fish.
    3. Become Waterworld(TM): floating artificial islands! Or palafittes! I see you're on the Pacific... can you get all that plastic that's floating over there and recycle it? That would be cheap. Or countries could send you the plastic they own for recycling.
    4. Make international agreements while you can. For instance, seek participation of near countries in your projects to recover from sea level rising, as knowledge from that will probably benefit them somehow and lessen the need to receive refugees.

    Some things which are good/not so good:

    1. You got time: defend against the sea rise of few centimeters, not by building a 5 meter wall / Sea storms can make 5 meter waves _now_.
    2. Protect some land now and recover it piece by piece in the years to come / People will need to learn to live in buildings in a small area.
    3. You were always vulnerable to tsunamis etc. (IOW, your situation is not that worse now). / High tide will suck more.

    These are just a few lines, made in a hurry. You need to have a lot more to find something that will really be helpful...

  12. Proof of global warming BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "it will bear the brunt of climate change more intensely and much sooner than nearly anywhere else"

    The sea levels cannot be rising more at one point than at other points. Eat it up, suckers!

  13. Two points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    First: Any land that borders on the sea and is neither on a fault line where upthrusting occurs nor atop a hotspot that produces volcanoes (like the Hawaiian islands) will slump into the sea. No exotic conspiracy by evil rich nations pumping out CO2 is required, only tidal actions and normal wave activity.

    Second: Anything Bill Maher (Vice) is pushing is just left win claptrap that's as credible as an ISIS recruiting campaign promising 72 virgins to anybody who blows himself up. Both are equally accountable for their statements.

  14. who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a tiny island nation that has just over 100,000 citizens with around 25% living below the poverty line and the rest not much further above it. Relocate them and move on. Their president has already claimed its too late to do anything to save Kiribati, so why worry about an inconsequential speck in the Pacific ocean?

  15. Billions of people vs. thousands by Kohath · · Score: 2

    We just had this topic a few days ago. Are these stories supposed to convince us that billions of people around the world should give up on affordable energy for the convenience of thousands living on Pacific atolls? Does India owe it to Kiribati to keep the Indian people artificially poor for another half century until non-carbon energy is cheap enough?

    If not, then what's the point? "Kiribati leaders feel sad about what they think will happen in 50 years"? Lots of people who tell themselves sad stories (whether true, false, or unknown) about the future feel sad about it.

    1. Re:Billions of people vs. thousands by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      It's not just Kiribati that is affected by rising sea level. All along the US East Coast and Gulf Coast will be affected. Just ask the people of Miami,FL and Norfolk, VA about nuisance flooding which is only going to get worse as sea level continues to rise. The US West Coast is affected too but geography makes it less of a problem over the short one.

    2. Re:Billions of people vs. thousands by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Yes. But the point is "what about Kiribati's future?" isn't a persuasive argument for millions or billions of people changing anything significant. If you want to say millions or billions of people should change for their own good, then say that instead.

      Incidentally, I'm also not super sympathetic to rich coastal dwellers with beach houses.

    3. Re:Billions of people vs. thousands by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      Not really. Most of South Florida was ORIGINALLY low-lying, but AFAIK, it hasn't been legal to build a new structure whose main living floor isn't at least several feet above sea level since at least 1926. Our roads don't flood because of rising sea levels, they flood because our county government is criminally incompetent and doesn't maintain storm drains properly.

    4. Re:Billions of people vs. thousands by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Kiribati is history. All they can do is leave. There will probably be 20 or 30 feet of sea level rise over the next several centuries. That's the minimum of how long it will take the Greenland and Antarctic ice sheets to reach a new equilibrium. The last time CO2 was 400 ppm sea level was over 60 feet higher than now. It's not just the rich in Miami and Norfolk that are being affected.

    5. Re:Billions of people vs. thousands by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      How can rising sea level not cause increased flooding? Here's and article| from U Florida about sea level rise in the state.

    6. Re:Billions of people vs. thousands by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      We just had this topic a few days ago. Are these stories supposed to convince us that billions of people around the world should give up on affordable energy for the convenience of thousands living on Pacific atolls?

      No, this story is supposed to convince you that climate change in the form of global warming is real, and if it can completely erase small nations from the planet over time then it can at least inconvenience the rest of us. Instead, you're focusing on your convenience, because you are unable to see past the end of your nose.

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    7. Re:Billions of people vs. thousands by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Who says that renewable energy won't be affordable? Wind is already cheaper than coal in some countries, even without subsidies, solar is close behind and advancing rapidly. Soon market forces will make your desire to use dirty energy too expensive. Why do you want the Africans and Indians to have to pay more for dirty energy?

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    8. Re:Billions of people vs. thousands by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Who says that renewable energy won't be affordable? Wind is already cheaper than coal in some countries, even without subsidies, solar is close behind and advancing rapidly. Soon market forces will make your desire to use dirty energy too expensive.

      If so, the issue will completely self-correct with no government action. Good.

    9. Re:Billions of people vs. thousands by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      So the government shouldn't get any credit for setting up laws that incentivize renewable power, or investing directly in it?

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    10. Re:Billions of people vs. thousands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just more FUD. Norfolk is a perfect example. The land is sinking and has been for thousands of years due to the fact that it lies in a crater impact zone. This sinking has been only been exacerbated by building an entire city on top of in-filled marsh.

      I guess it is too much to ask the climate zealots to distinguish between land settling and sea-level rise... because only the latter fits their narrative that CO2 is a pollutant (which is ridiculous on the face of it). Facts are pesky things... but the fact is that a purported sea-level rise of 1mm/year is insignificant compared to the natural process of land settlement and erosion. And not only that: Land erosion will cause the sea-level to rise even in the absence of CO2 emissions... because the eroded land ends up at the bottom of the ocean.

    11. Re:Billions of people vs. thousands by Kohath · · Score: 1

      I don't care about credit or blame. Take however much of each.

      But you can't take credit for subsidizing (or "incentivizing") something and then claim "market forces" made it cheap. Subsidies are not "market forces".

    12. Re:Billions of people vs. thousands by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, Norfolk is subsiding but sea level is also rising. The two factors together make the flooding that much worse.

      According to satellite altimeter readings sea level has been rising by over 3 mm/year since the early 1990s. Do you expect that to have no effect?

    13. Re:Billions of people vs. thousands by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      How about market forces corrected for externalities? Putting more CO2 into the atmosphere has costs that are not borne by either the fossil fuel vendor or user, and hence the market will allocate resources less than optimally. It would help if we could put some sort of price on each ton of CO2, but I don't think we're anywhere near that now. We know that dumping billions of tons into the atmosphere is going to cause some very expensive problems at some point in the fairly near future.

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    14. Re: Billions of people vs. thousands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple: the waters that flood Dade County after rainstorms TODAY aren't saltwater. They're entirely caused by rain and stormwater runoff. The Atlantic Ocean's current sea level has precisely NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with the flooding in West Dade that makes it on the news every few months. And the flooding of that area is nothing new. It happened 25, 50, and 100+ years ago, just like today. The only difference is that there are now a few million people living in an area that until fairly recently was a remote, undeveloped swamp at the eastern edge of the Everglades, so that when the area floods NOW, a lot more people get directly affected by it.

      Are sea levels rising? Probably. Will it eventually require aggressive engineering to mitigate? Most likely. Does it have anyfuckingthing WHATSOEVER to do with the flooding people like to point at TODAY & scream, "ohNo3z, rising sea levels!" ? No, it doesn't, and it's intellectually dishonest to pretend otherwise.

    15. Re:Billions of people vs. thousands by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      give up on affordable energy for the convenience of thousands living on Pacific atolls

      You are making the assumption that renewables are more expensive. That may have been so in the past, but most of them either break even against coal or are even cheaper.

      It should also be noted that the cost for wind and solar has dramatically reduced since 2006, for example, over the 5 years 2009-2014 solar costs fell by 75% making them comparable to coal, and are expected to continue dropping over the next 5 years by another 45% from 2014 prices.[35] Also, wind has been cheaper than coal since 2013, whereas coal and gas will only become less viable as subsidies may be withdrawn and there is the expectation that they will eventually have to pay the costs of pollution.

      source - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cost_of_electricity_by_source

  16. Disaster for TIGHAR by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    Without Kiribati, Gillespie will have to move his Amelia Earhart search/scam to another island...

  17. Sea-level threat? by jdagius · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sure, when you live on an island barely six feet above sea level, passing hurricanes have threatened (and have succeeded in the past) to wipe these islands clean. But the threat of sea level changes, which have been slowly rising since the last Ice Age, is moot because, in recent times, most of these Pacific atolls have grown in size, due to increasing biomass of growing coral.
    http://news.nationalgeographic...

    Cutting emissions, IMHO, will have no observable effect on these islands. But I can't blame the natives, though, for trying to get the rich nations of the world to give them free transport to higher and safer havens.

    1. Re:Sea-level threat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like yourself?

    2. Re:Sea-level threat? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      It's probably too late for emissions cuts to save Kiribati (or Miami, FL for that matter) but the sooner emissions are cut the less overall sea level rise there will be. The last time CO2 levels were 400 ppm sea level was over 60 feet higher than it is now. It may be that there's already that much sea level rise baked in and it's just a matter of how long it takes to get there.

    3. Re:Sea-level threat? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      "Since 1992, new methods of satellite altimetry (the measurement of elevation or altitude) indicate a rate of rise of 0.12 inches per year. "Is sea level rising? 60 feet would take 500 years at the present rate.

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    4. Re:Sea-level threat? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of hysteresis in the melting of the great ice sheets on Greenland and Antarctic and they're just getting started melting. That 0.12 inches/year was more like 0.08 inches/year in the mid 1990s and 0.04 inches per year in the late 1800s and early 1900s. Are you willing to bet that the rate of sea level rise will not continue to accelerate in the future?

      But you're right that 60 feet will take several centuries to be realized. The point is there may not be a damned thing we can do about it at this point.

    5. Re:Sea-level threat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's probably too late for emissions cuts to save Kiribati (or Miami, FL for that matter) ...
      Those are scary words. And unfounded, because the leaders of these islands have declined to provide any evidence that islands are sinking.
      http://wattsupwiththat.com/201...

      Yes, there are "climate models", which can predict anything their creators want them to predict, but no hard data (i.e. real world data) to back up these claims.

      As far as Miami is concerned there is real-world data (via planometry) to show that the islands in Biscayne Bay are growing, not sinking. Yes, there are spots where the sea levels rise, but this is due to tides and natural variance. No proven link to rising CO2 levels.
      http://wattsupwiththat.com/201...

      In fact, satellite-based estimates of the Earth's mean global temperature have shown no statistically significant global warming for almost 20 years. Yet the CO2 levels measured in Hawaii keep on rising. (Even though man-made CO2 production has leveled off for the past two years). How do you explain that?
      http://www.science20.com/news_...

      "Hysteresis" you say? But the canonical explanations of "CO2-based green-house warming" all say that the warming happens immediately, because the warming is supposed to be directly proportional to the concentrations of green-house gases. Explain how a CO2 (H2O, methane, whatever) molecule, floating in the troposphere and "excited" by a recent absorption of an IR photon, doesn't transfer more thermal energy to the surrounding molecules. Are you denying the "green-house" effect?

      So it's all "climate scare". It's a huge fraud, solely aimed at destroying capitalism, by crippling traditionally successful Western economies.
      http://wattsupwiththat.com/201...

      This kind of scientific fraud wouldn't happen if there were free and open discussions among the scientific community. But the "dissident" scientists have been harshly suppressed by the political activists. Modern-day Linsenkoism, on a scale much more intense and wider in scope than in the former Soviet Union.
      http://wattsupwiththat.com/201...

    6. Re:Sea-level threat? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      When someone makes references to WUWT like you do I just roll my eyes.

      In fact, satellite-based estimates of the Earth's mean global temperature have shown no statistically significant global warming for almost 20 years. Yet the CO2 levels measured in Hawaii keep on rising. (Even though man-made CO2 production has leveled off for the past two years). How do you explain that?

      CO2 production may have leveled off. If so all that does is change the curve of rising CO2 to linear from exponential. People like you like the satellite temperatures because they support your position but do you have any idea what goes in to producing the satellite temperatures? What they are actually measuring is the microwave emissions of oxygen molecules in the atmosphere not temperatures directly. From there they have to make adjustments for the different satellites that have been launched, sensor deterioration over time, orbital drift of the satellites, data corruption because of clouds, high elevations and other reflections from the surface. After all of that they finally calculate a temperature for a rather amorphous blob of the atmosphere somewhere above the surface. Thermometers are a much more straightforward way of measuring temperature.

      "Hysteresis" you say? But the canonical explanations of "CO2-based green-house warming" all say that the warming happens immediately, because the warming is supposed to be directly proportional to the concentrations of green-house gases. Explain how a CO2 (H2O, methane, whatever) molecule, floating in the troposphere and "excited" by a recent absorption of an IR photon, doesn't transfer more thermal energy to the surrounding molecules. Are you denying the "green-house" effect?

      The forcing from increased CO2 happens immediately but the warming takes time. Over 90% of the heat from global warming goes into the oceans and a small change in how much is going in the oceans from things like El Nino/La Nina can have significant effects on atmospheric temperatures. Think of it like this; if you put a pot of water on a hot burner it takes time for the water to start boiling. In the same way it takes time for the oceans to catch up to the forcing from increased CO2 and because of ocean-atmosphere coupling that affects the atmosphere too.

      A greenhouse gas that absorbs an IR photon is more likely to emit another IR photon than transfer the thermal energy to surrounding molecules. Since the direction that photon is emitted is random approximately half of it is emitted back toward the Earth. That is the greenhouse effect.

    7. Re:Sea-level threat? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      BTW, if the conspiracy you allege has been able to maintain itself for over 30 years involving tens of thousands of scientist around the world it's the most impressive conspiracy ever. You might as well give up if they're that good.

    8. Re:Sea-level threat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "CO2 production may have leveled off. If so all that does is change the curve of rising CO2 to linear from exponential."

      It's certainly not "exponential", which would be a much faster CO2 increase than linear. Maybe you meant "logarithmic". But, looking at the most recent NOAA/ESRL charts, the CO2 rise still looks pretty close to "linear". GHG time-series plots So, while there very likely is an anthropogenic component to this rise, it is a very steady rise, evidently independent of recent changes in man-made production and recent temperature fluctuations (1998 Nino etc), suggests it is some kind of buffered response, which tends to smooth out natural and man-made variances (as Mother Nature likes to do). So I think that would make it harder to assert that man-activities are "dominating" climate change, causing immediate catastrophes, as the MSM are telling us every day.

      > " What they are actually measuring is the microwave emissions of oxygen molecules in the atmosphere not temperatures directly. "

      There are no devices which read temperature "directly". Temperature is a mathematical abstraction (established by the Zeroth Law of Thermodynamics) for explaining and modeling thermal energy transfer ("heat") and thermal equilibrium. To see this, allow me to paraphrase your criticism of satellite measurements to measurements based on "thermometers", which you claim are a more "straightforward" way to measure temperatures:

      What "thermometers" are actually measuring is the expansion of mercury or alcohol in a capillary tube, or changes in electrical properties of thermocouples, or IR emissions, not temperatures directly. From there they have to make adjustments for the different kinds of "thermometers" around the world, sensor deterioration over time, temperature bias due to urban 'heat-island' effect, data corruption because of clouds, high elevations and other reflections from the surface. After all of that they finally calculate a temperature for the rather "noisy" condition of the atmosphere near the surface the surface of the earth (upper-air measurements are much less noisy), and increased probability of misreading or instrument failure, multiplied by the total number of instruments in use around the world .

      So the advantage of the satellite based instruments is clear. There is only one set of instruments (per satellite) to "fiddle" with, and it's all automated, free of human errors and judgment. In fact, the global trends measured by two independent satellites, RSS and UAH, which both show a slightly increasing temperature trend of approx. 1C per century, consistent with the milleniums-old slow rise in temperature since the last ice age. (RSS trend is slightly higher, likely due to the fact that it is integrating over a slightly different band of latitudes between 85S and 85N)

      > "The forcing from increased CO2 happens immediately but the warming takes time."

      No, the warming by CO2 forcing as defined by IPCC is immediate: T-change = climate-sensitivity x CO2-forcing.
      IPCC climate sensitivity

      > " Over 90% of the heat from global warming goes into the oceans and a small change in how much is going in the oceans from things like El Nino/La Nina can have significant effects on atmospheric temperatures."

      "Heat" is precisely defined term in physics and is strictly used to denote the transfer of thermal energy from a warmer body to a colder body. So the oceans can only be "warmed" from a warmer body. The idea that a cooler body can "warm" a body that is already at a higher temperature is a violation of the 2nd law of thermodynamics.

      > "A greenhouse gas that absorbs an IR photon is more likely to emit another IR photon than transfer the thermal energy to surrounding molecules. "
      The likelihood of molecular collision over IR emission is comple

    9. Re:Sea-level threat? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      It's certainly not "exponential", which would be a much faster CO2 increase than linear. Maybe you meant "logarithmic". But, looking at the most recent NOAA/ESRL charts, the CO2 rise still looks pretty close to "linear". GHG time-series plots [noaa.gov]

      Your graph is for a short period starting in 1979 that makes it look more linear than it is. Here is a graph that starts around 1750. It looks pretty exponential to me.

      So, while there very likely is an anthropogenic component to this rise, it is a very steady rise, evidently independent of recent changes in man-made production and recent temperature fluctuations (1998 Nino etc), suggests it is some kind of buffered response, which tends to smooth out natural and man-made variances (as Mother Nature likes to do).

      When the rise in atmospheric CO2 from year to year is less than half of the total emissions from human activities it's kind of hard to argue that the rise is not nearly all anthropogenic. As far as buffering, the rise from year to year is about 2 ppm out of (currently) 400 ppm so relatively small changes in anthropogenic emissions get lost in the noise.

      We can argue all day about different temperature measuring techniques but the fact remains that liquid in glass thermometers have been in use for over 300 years and are a well understood technology measuring directly in the medium being measured as are more modern thermometers while satellite measurements are using the proxy of microwave emissions for temperatures and require complex calculations to come up with an actual temperature. Also they don't measure the surface temperature but rather a blob of air somewhere above the surface.

      ... 1C per century, consistent with the milleniums-old slow rise in temperature since the last ice age.

      If you actually look at temperatures over the last 10,000 years they reached a peak in the 6,000 to 8,000 years ago period and have been slowly declining since. This is consistent with the expectations from an analysis of Milankovitch cycles and the slight cooling trend should be continuing ... but it isn't.

      No, the warming by CO2 forcing as defined by IPCC is immediate: T-change = climate-sensitivity x CO2-forcing.

      What to you implies that the temperature change is instantaneous. There are different kinds of climate sensitivity and they are all time dependant. From Wikipedia:

      Equilibrium and transient climate sensitivity

      The equilibrium climate sensitivity (ECS) refers to the equilibrium change in global mean near-surface air temperature that would result from a sustained doubling of the atmospheric (equivalent) carbon dioxide concentration (deltaTx2). As estimated by the IPCC Fifth Assessment Report (AR5) "there is high confidence that ECS is extremely unlikely less than 1C and medium confidence that the ECS is likely between 1.5C and 4.5C and very unlikely greater than 6C."[4] This is a change from the IPCC Fourth Assessment Report (AR4), which said it was likely to be in the range 2 to 4.5 C with a best estimate of about 3 C, and is very unlikely to be less than 1.5 C. Values substantially higher than 4.5 C cannot be excluded, but agreement of models with observations is not as good for those values.[5] The IPCC Third Assessment Report (TAR) said it was "likely to be in the range of 1.5 to 4.5 C".[6] Other estimates of climate sensitivity are discussed later on.

      A model estimate of equilibrium sensitivity thus requires a very long model integration; fully equilibrating ocean temperatures requires integrations of thousands of model years. A measure requiring shorter integrations is the transient climate response (TCR) which is defined

  18. Climate Change by hackus · · Score: 2

    First of all:

    1) Climate Change is a natural response to the Earth's ability to support life.To thwart the Earths ability to prevent or adapt either through increasing the surface area of the oceans as compared to land, or through geoengineering projects more than likely will destroy the biosphere.

    Contrary to what these scientists will tell you, shining a heat lamp on a beaker filled with CO2, although a useful experiment, is not exactly the same as a 4 billion year old Biosphere, created through wholly unknown means and unknown processes.

    So predicting a outcome through any purposeful change would be highly reckless and it is beyond our ability now, and more than likely a thousand years from now.

    Yes, the earth really is that complicated I am afraid than that beaker of CO2.

    So what can we do in the mean time?

    2) One thing we CAN do is divorce ourselves gradually over time from the environment. We would do that by building structures in orbit in the future, but right now, we have all the tools to do something far more practical: Create and build archologies on the surface or underwater.

    Since human beings are sort of picky about their environments anyway, to provide our own air, recycling and power systems to grow food in a closed loop from outside the environment is something which our current engineering systems can solve.

    No need to experiment with the environment outside, and much more useful than carbon taxes which do absolutely nothing but make problems worse by removing the financial benefits of climate change for building real solutions like the above.

    A great way to test this out would be to build an archology on the island and move everyone into it. Depending on what the culture produces or decides, they could allow the archology to float or stay fixed.

    It would represent a really valuable experiment to see what the details we would need to solve to make that happen.

    It would also produce and refine the timelines on some technology we desperately need like Thorium reactor technology and Hydroponic farming on large scales.

    And of course most of the industrial automation of the systems would be a HUGE project to make a distro of LINUX to handle. :-)

    Call it Archology LINUX. All the software you need to run a archology! :-)

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    1. Re: Climate Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wut?

  19. heartfelt by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

    My thoughts and prayers go out to the Kiribati, because that's all they're gonna get and I ain't fucking giving up my giant SUV. No way.

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    1. Re:heartfelt by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      People need to wake up to the fact that atmospheric CO2 levels have no effect whatsoever on the temperature and that in fact the reverse is true.

      Can someone please translate this sentence into English for me? What is the "reverse" of "no effect whatsoever"?

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    2. Re:heartfelt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You failed chemistry right? It's OK, stupid people are allowed to live too. We even let you have your say. Nobody listens, but you are allowed to speak stupid all you like. Ain't it grand?

    3. Re:heartfelt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All effect notsoever....

    4. Re:heartfelt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe "All effect thatsonever..."
      LOL

    5. Re:heartfelt by tsotha · · Score: 1

      Heh. That's what struck me too. I suppose the reverse would also be no effect, sort of like flipping the sign on zero.

    6. Re:heartfelt by Notorious+G · · Score: 1

      People need to wake up to the fact that atmospheric CO2 levels have no effect whatsoever on the temperature and that in fact the reverse is true.

      Can someone please translate this sentence into English for me? What is the "reverse" of "no effect whatsoever"?

      He's saying CO2 levels do not effect temperature. In fact, it is temperature that effects CO2 levels. As it warms, CO2 increases and, as it cools, CO2 is reduced.

    7. Re:heartfelt by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      He's saying CO2 levels do not effect temperature. In fact, it is temperature that effects CO2 levels. As it warms, CO2 increases and, as it cools, CO2 is reduced.

      https://www.skepticalscience.c...

      http://www.skepticalscience.co...

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  20. NOT man made climate change related by p51d007 · · Score: 0

    These VOLCANIC islands, have been coming and going long before man was on this planet. The oceans change, the climate changes, only a fool that doesn't understand how the globe & sun work would think something as small as man can have an impact on our global climate. This whole global warming crap is just another way to frighten the uneducated, to give up more rights, freedoms & security to the "new world order" one world government, united nations. Take away more money from the producers and give it to the non producers. Make everyone miserable (except the super wealthy & dictator types).

    1. Re:NOT man made climate change related by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the SECURITY THUGS , damn it!

    2. Re: NOT man made climate change related by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In return the Capitol provides security and order....

  21. An opportunity by radarskiy · · Score: 1

    For those that believe that climate change is a liberal conspiracy to keep India poor, this is an excellent opportunity to buy out an entire country from a motivated seller.

    1. Re:An opportunity by tsotha · · Score: 1

      And do what with it?

    2. Re:An opportunity by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      Establish a libertarian paradise, with beaches.

  22. Cement was invented over 3000 years ago by laughingskeptic · · Score: 1

    Choose what to keep and build up. Their real problem is their inaccessibility and their failure to spin that as 'exclusivity'. They need a marketing guy and an invasion of rich people and pretenders in order to have the revenue needed to use their existing islands as the future foundations of some of the worlds most exclusive resorts.

    1. Re:Cement was invented over 3000 years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how much weight those islands can take. They haven't any of the sturdy bed rock we enjoy here, but corals and volcanic rock. Ha, the islands are the perfect test beds for our ultra light and strong carbon nano tube struts and covers we need for the space elevator! -- John from the future

  23. Meh. 100 years is more than many by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bangkok won't be around in 60. But there's an endless supply of suckers to buy hastily built condos. And let's not even get into New Orleans ...

  24. Global warming didn't cause this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    Their island was sunk... by a Confederate submarine. BOOM! Glug, glug, glug.

  25. Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes islands are created, sometimes they're destroyed. Such is the course of nature. Ocean levels rise and ocean levels fall, over the course of millennia.

    Adapt and survive, or don't. Personally, I'll be too busy worrying about my own little corner of the world to care.

  26. The dour truth of the matter is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liberty caused climate change. Therefore, target liberty

    This message was sponsored by Karl Martell. EDUCATE YOURSELF.

  27. Check out these town names! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    London, Paris, Poland, Banana, Church

  28. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dykes? Since when do lesbians hold back the sea?

  29. Whine whine by henkvanderlaak · · Score: 0

    Half my country is below sea level. Do you hear us whine about it? Ffs, get off your ass and build a dike already.

  30. If the island will be unihabitable in 100 years by tompaulco · · Score: 2

    If the island will be uninhabitable in 100 years, when the global water level, if trends continue, will be 1 foot higher, then that pretty much means it is uninhabitable now. Get out now while you still can.

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  31. 100 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd give them 10 max.
    The gas I've been burning should count for something.

  32. IANAL but I'm wondering for any here who are by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

    Would they be able to take any sort of action in any of the world courts? I know the countries who are (arguably) most responsible for climate change are often the ones denying any link between man and global warming. But the rest of the world seems to, in large part, support the theory that mankind's actions are causing the increase in global temperatures. Because of that could the "denying" countries be overruled in the courts by all of the countries that do believe in the link? And would the fact that some of the denying countries (and others) just had a major summit to discuss steps that each country agrees to take to fight climate change count as some sort of evidence that there is acknowledgement that mankind is involved?

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  33. Become Republican Climate Change Deniers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The solution is simple.

    Have all citizens become Republican climate change deniers. That will keep the floods away quite effectively.

    Perhaps Mr. Trump can assist after he loses the US election, as he's the Republican front runner here, and tells us he is the most intelligent.

  34. How to Extort Money from Rich Nations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Make up a bullshit Global Warming disaster and tell them it's all their fault.

    1. Re: How to Extort Money from Rich Nations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I would like to punch you in your face for your asshattery, you fucking moron.

    2. Re:How to Extort Money from Rich Nations by WaffleMonster · · Score: 2

      Make up a bullshit Global Warming disaster and tell them it's all their fault.

      I believe humans are changing the climate. I also believe global warming is being leveraged as a political excuse for much more localized man-made problems. Every year at the UN we hear the same tired sob stories from heads of states blaming the obvious gross mismanagement of their own lands on "climate change".

      I'm all for crunching complex models in gigantic computers as long as outputs include error bars and make useful predictions. I just wish people would find a way to disconnect science from the political questions about what if anything to do about it. There are plenty of people on both sides spewing bullshit for political advantage.

    3. Re: How to Extort Money from Rich Nations by thesupraman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's worse than that. Actual measurements show the islands are growing not shrinking.
      It's all just an attempt to extort money based on lies.
      However the bleeding hearts just never bother to do any actual research.. They just want to feel self important by 'supporting the cause'.

    4. Re: How to Extort Money from Rich Nations by codeButcher · · Score: 0

      Actual measurements show the islands are growing not shrinking. It's all just an attempt to extort money based on lies.

      So, just more run-of-the-mill politics then?

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    5. Re: How to Extort Money from Rich Nations by budgenator · · Score: 2

      That's actually true - but still a bold-faced lie by omission:

      "Et tu, Brute?"

      Records and research show that sea level has been steadily rising at a rate of 0.04 to 0.1 inches per year since 1900.

      This rate may be increasing. Since 1992, new methods of satellite altimetry (the measurement of elevation or altitude) indicate a rate of rise of 0.12 inches per year. Is sea level rising?

      A sealevel rise of 1 to 3 millimetres per year isn't going to inundate anything for millennia.

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    6. Re: How to Extort Money from Rich Nations by unapersson · · Score: 1

      A sealevel rise of 1 to 3 millimetres per year isn't going to inundate anything for millennia.

      What is a 1 to 3 millimetres rise in volume?

    7. Re: How to Extort Money from Rich Nations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not a progressive. He's a leftard. Leftards retard progress in any way they can.

  35. Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They hold back the C because they know immediately after will come the D, which they want no part of.

  36. Buy other nation's trash and garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Build a new Mount Trashmore.

  37. Go stick your finger in a dike. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Filthy dutch...

  38. Let this be a lesson by EdwardFurlong · · Score: 1

    Move the @*#& inland. What happens ift he sea rises due to natural causes and there is nobody to blame?

  39. LONG SUBJECT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love reading stories about half-wits who think the sky is falling.

  40. Capitalism? by zkiwi34 · · Score: 1

    Bangladesh hasn't really passed by Feudalism, and doesn't seem to want to. It seems to be more in the market to go full Islamic theocracy, with no room for any other worldview.

    1. Re:Capitalism? by righteousness · · Score: 1

      LOL, your ignorance is so funny it hurts. Bangladesh is a secular democracy and has always been so. The current ruling political party is a secular one. There's no indication whatsoever of Bangladesh being "in the market to go full Islamic theocracy". Maybe you're confusing Bangladesh with Pakistan.

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    2. Re: Capitalism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably think that East Germany was and North Korea is a paradise of democratic socialism.

    3. Re: Capitalism? by righteousness · · Score: 1

      Your comment makes no sense.

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  41. Independence sucks, doesn't it? by dsmatthews9379 · · Score: 1

    Kiribati has had an overpopulation problem since 1988 and that is more relevant to their problems than climate change, except they can't blame other people for their fecundity.

  42. Already been Done by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

    Actually this was (sort of) what has already happened, not with rising sea levels but with volcanic eruption which made the island of Montserrat largely uninhabitable in 1995. As a British Overseas territory it became the UK's problem to evacuate and house the inhabitants. However Kiribati became fully independent from the UK in 1979 so they are unlikely to be able to make it someone else's problem quite so easily.

  43. Climate change may not be at fault by Gefion · · Score: 1

    Regardless of beliefs of climate change, a recent report on the Antartic ice suggested a more likely culprit to rising sea levels than ice melting is actually ground water. I.e. Humans numbering in their billions sucking water out of the ground aka California, where it mostky ends up at sea. I am pretty sure we are not ready to limit the population of earth, so I am guessing sooner or later we are going to have to adjust to a changing earth whether we like it or not.

    1. Re:Climate change may not be at fault by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Regardless of beliefs of climate change, a recent report on the Antartic ice suggested a more likely culprit to rising sea levels than ice melting is actually ground water.

      ?

      No, no it didn't. You read too much into that report. It doesn't say what you want it to say.

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    2. Re: Climate change may not be at fault by Gefion · · Score: 1

      Lol - I'll cite the article if anyone is actually interested, but I enjoy the fact that you know what I want.

    3. Re: Climate change may not be at fault by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Lol - I'll cite the article if anyone is actually interested, but I enjoy the fact that you know what I want.

      I knew what you meant because it's been brought up by other deniers and shot down repeatedly here already.

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    4. Re: Climate change may not be at fault by Gefion · · Score: 1

      Lol - I'll cite the article if anyone is actually interested, but I enjoy the fact that you know what I want.

      I knew what you meant because it's been brought up by other deniers and shot down repeatedly here already.

      Well, once again we establish a proof point that as much as we want to believe certain things does not make them to be true. I was not making any assertions as to whether climate change was or wasn't real, so no need to get your warmist knickers in a twist, I was merely pointing out that there are other factors potentially involved and not all the world's ills are due to climate change.If that upsets you, then I would recommend focusing your attention on deterministic and binary logic problems, not poorly understood complex ones. For the record, here is one link to many articles that discuss the issue, with at least one estimate that suggests that groundwater usage has 3x the impact of icewater melt on global sea levels: https://www.documentcloud.org/.... Nonetheless, this case still very much to do with human activity, so interesting that you should have an issue with it, when it nominally supports your overall narrative. But if I must provide something to get your teeth into, here is a good article to get your heart racing if you are looking for certainty and consensus regarding ice in the antarctic: http://climateaudit.org/2015/1... Enjoy!

  44. Bollocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reefs are dynamic structures that will adjust to rising sea levels.
    Climate change is a populist lefty idea to avoid actual problems, such as an ideology that declares war on all other ideologies.
    The real question is, how to explain to a rabid bunch of hard-core Athiests, who are a minority, that their assumptions about Islams are wrong?

    1. Religious Freedom “Whoever changes his (Islamic) religion – kill him” (Bukhari 84:57) Muslims are not free to leave their faith, to determine their own beliefs. This would put them under threat of death, on the charge of Apostasy, and are most likely to be executed by close friends or relatives. In order to actually be a “free country”, we have a duty of care to support the apostate Muslim, and to confront this Islamic teaching in truth and arms.

    2. Forbidden Friendship “If you are friends with unbelievers, you are one of them” (5.51, 3.118 , 4.89, 5.80, 3.28, 9.23, 53.29, 3.85, 3.10; Ishaq 252, 262; Bukhari 59:572) There is no such thing as a “Muslim friend”. According to Islamic teaching, if they are your friend, then they are not Muslim. Stealing from non-Muslims is not a crime in Islam – (8.69, 48.20, 33.27; Ibn Ishaq 327, 503, 764; Bukhari 44.668)

    3. Religious Violence “Fighting is obligatory, as much as you dislike it” (2.216, 4.76) “When you meet the unbelievers, smite at their necks” (47:4) “Strike terror into the hearts of the unbelievers”(3.151) “Fight against people till they declare that there is no god but Allah” (2.193, 8.39, 9.73, 9.123, 66.9, 9.5, 2.98) To combat religious violence, we must have the courage to confront the source. Our culture (from Matt 10.14) insists: you can have an opinion and share it (free speech), but you cannot force it upon others (freedom of religion). The Christian and Muslim viewpoints presented here are irreconcilable.

    4. Abrogation (Naskh/Takfir) Peaceful verses from Mohammed’s early have been completely replaced with far more violent verses from his later life, most notably with chapter 9, the Sura of the Sword. Those peaceful verses now only serve to deceive people about Islam, which is intent on global conquest.

    5. Deception “War is Deception” (Bukhari 52:269, 49:857, 50:369, 84:64-65; Quran 16.19, 3:28, 40:28, 3.54) Islam defines three different types of deception Taqiyya, Kitman, Maruna, to hide their true intentions. As a consequence, Islamic sources of information are not reliable. Fortunately we live in the information age, and there are plenty of good sources of information. Examples: answering-islam.org, wikiislam.net, threligionofpeace.com, jihadwatch.org, shoebat.com, pamelageller.com

    6. Rape Culture, Slavery Islamic State: "Enslaving the families of the kuffar (the infidels) and taking their women as concubines is a firmly established aspect of Shariah law". “It is permissible to rape a captive woman. Her marriage is abrogated”. (4:24, 33:50, 4.3; Muslim 3371; Salik 9.13) 33:50 - "Prophet, We have made lawful to you the wives to whom you have granted dowries and the slave girls whom God has given you as booty." 23:5 - "... except with their wives and slave girls, for these are lawful to them:..." Muhammad had sexual relations with Mariyah, his Coptic slave. Mariyah and her sister, Sirin were slaves, given as gifts to Muhammad. Muhammad gave Sirin to Hasan Thabit, the poet. Vol. 5-#512 Narrated Anas: ".....The prophet had their warriors killed, their offspring and woman taken as captives...." #3499, 3500- "The contractual obligation of a slave is three days. If he finds defect in the slave within three days, he may return it without any evidence; One example set by Mohummed (Hadith) concerned a male slave, who had been sexually abused by his master, and had escaped. He made an appeal to the Prophet Mohammad, who responded by enslaving him again, and returning him to his master, implying endorsement of both the slavery, and

  45. Movies? Nah ... how about the Bible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hollywood movies are made beliefs

    The Bible, on the other hands, have billions of people taking oath with it!

    A character from the Bible, Moses, reportedly can create a pathway in the middle of the sea

    Since that dude is so powerful I don't see why they can't invite Moses to do some of his jingo-jango and create dry land from the sea floor!

  46. "Maybe they shouldn't live there" by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Yes, that's the argument some people make when homes are being threatened by wildfires. So, if that is a valid argument, then one must make the same case for the people of Kiribati if one is to be consistent in their thinking.

  47. nation or just the land? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a nation that will likely not exist in 100 years

    Why would some water (even if the flooding happens) cause a nation not to exist? Maybe the land will be below the sea level, but the whole nation? The people have several years to move.

    (Poland hasn't existed as a country for >100 years, but survived as a nation)

  48. The only solution by malditaenvidia · · Score: 1

    Marge, kids, everything's gonna be just fine. Now go upstairs, pack your bags. We're gonna start a new life under the sea.

  49. Three Exemplars by tmjva · · Score: 1

    Moses (mentioned earlier above), Pharaoh, and Noah.

    Noah was a invitation only event.

    Pharaoh was unsuccessful versus Moses.

    To his credit, Pharaoh only sent his army.

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