Chubb To Offer UK 'Troll Insurance' Policy (thestack.com)
An anonymous reader writes: Insurance group Chubb will start offering the UK's first cyber-bullying policy – 'troll insurance' – through which it will accept claims of up to £50,000 to cover counselling and relocation costs, as well as time spent out of work. Chubb will provide its personal insurance policy customers the option to claim expenses ensued from online abuse. Cyberbullying is defined by the insurer as 'three or more acts by the same person or group to harass, threaten or intimidate a customer.' While the new insurance option is targeted towards parents concerned about their children's online activities, adults who are targeted by cyber abuse will also be able to make a claim.
I hope Chubb thought this out carefully because they will need to self insure...
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No it won't you FUCKING GODDAMN FAGGOT.
(you're welcome)
So if you follow them after they move are you a Chubbie Chaser? ;-)
Lost at C:>. Found at C.
They need to offer death adder insurance, that's for sure. Those bastards got "death" right in their name.
You are welcome on my lawn.
For the low, low price of $1 US I will offer get the fuck over it insurance. If you're the victim of cyber bullying and harassment I will send you messages reminding you that it's just some dumbass social reject autistic piece of human garbage whose opinions and statements should have no weight against your self confidence. I'll also remind you that they do not represent society as a whole and you should honestly just disregard all the stupid bullshit they're saying.