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Netflix Creates DIY Smart Socks That Pause Your Show When You Fall Asleep (netflix.com)

HughPickens.com writes: We've all said "just one more episode before bed" to ourselves only to fall asleep halfway through while Netflix kept playing. It's frustrating to try to put the pieces back together the next day as you attempt to determine what you last saw before you dozed off — and Netflix feels your pain. Now Nathan McAlone writes at Business Insider that Netflix has built socks that read your body to understand when you fall asleep, and then automatically pause your Netflix show. The sleep detection socks use an accelerometer to tell when you've stopped moving for a while (presumably when you've fallen asleep). In the socks prototype, an LED light in the cuff of the sock begins to flash red when you've been immobile, letting you know it is about to pause your show. If you move at all, it cancels the countdown. Netflix released a detailed parts list (PDF), including where you can purchase each item needed, as well as schematics you can follow as you build out the electronics. The company even put together the basic code you'll need to use to program the electronics, though you'll need to find your TV's IR signals to make it work. The knitting process for the socks doesn't seem too difficult (if you already know how to knit, of course), and Netflix offers a handful of patterns based on the company's popular shows — including "BoJack Horseman," "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt," "Bloodline," "Master of None" and "House of Cards."

76 comments

  1. This won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people are not comatose and immobilized as they drift off to sleep. I guess it would help save bandwidth in the event someone died during a binge watching marathon.

    1. Re: This won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People do emulate paralysis in phases, when they sleep. The bigger problem might be getting the socks to transmit well through the blankets most people sleep under.

  2. Even if you consider all of this to be a huge Netflix and Adafruit commercial, you have to admit that it's a pretty nerdy project (cue "White and Nerdy").

    1. Re:Well by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      Well then, cue White and Nerdy...
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
      Al gots to get paid you know...
      Take all that sweet YouTube money and get an orthopedic Segway!

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  3. Just a moment, darling... by DrTJ · · Score: 2

    ... I'll be riiight there. Just have to put on my TV viewing socks first. Darn, I have to charge them!
    Do you have yours on? What do you mean, not comfy nor pretty enough..?

    1. Re:Just a moment, darling... by The-Ixian · · Score: 2

      I guess socks are the least obtrusive wearable while sleeping... but I can't wait to get out of repressive socks when I want to get comfortable and I certainly don't like sleeping in socks.

      I think this is just another way for modest America to "get you"

      Perhaps Netflix boxer shorts? Hmm, that seems unsavory somehow.

      I guess I will just stick with the pause button until they invent the Netflix chip-in-your-head...

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    2. Re:Just a moment, darling... by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

      And whose fault is it that they are not comfy or pretty enough? I mean I am sure your wife, like mine, knitted her own socks from fiber that she has harvested, processed, spun, dyed? (It always surprises me how expensive DIY socks costs. I would have thought and some yarn and needles would be sufficient. But one has to have multiple spinning wheels, combs, etc. Then there are the conventions which are as weird as the science fiction conventions that I go to. The list goes on.)

    3. Re:Just a moment, darling... by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Replace socks with toe ring, or any other wearable item that would be in view when you're watching Netflix.

      Essentially, they've made an easy to use keep-alive remote control - I watch on a PC that has a VNC server, so I can VNC in through my phone and tap the "I'm still watching" prompts without leaving my chair, but that's a PITA - even though it only happens every episode or two. By making the accelerometer much easier to use than launching and manipulating a VNC client, they can increase the frequency of "are you there?" prompts. I suppose this could also be done in a cellphone - an app that flashes the alert LED bright red after 5 minutes without motion, then after 1 minute of flashing sends a command to Netflix to pause playback.

      But, accelerometers on socks are much nerdier.

    4. Re:Just a moment, darling... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      A Netflix condom? When it gets small again, time to turn the pron off...

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    5. Re:Just a moment, darling... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      You're not factoring the cost of feeding and shearing the sheep/alpaca/goat/dog etc... yes, it's much cheaper to buy knit items then make them yourself, especially if you count the lost opportunity cost of your labor. On the other hand, most experienced knitters can multiplex; they're knitting is so automatic they can do it anywhere while doing other things. My girlfriend used to knit during sex...

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    6. Re: Just a moment, darling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That speaks more about you then it does about her lol.

    7. Re:Just a moment, darling... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I'm not surprised to say this on Slashdot but you are REALLY BAD at sex. Wow. I may be old but if you've got knitting needles in the bed while we're having sex (or in the kitchen, the living room, the floor) then someone is going to poke an eye out. If she's even remotely able to knit during sex, you're doing it wrong.

      Well, not *wrong* per se... Just not very interesting. I guess if you're rather rhythmic then she can get the tempo going. Knit one, perl two, knit two, perl two... *sighs* Seriously? Knitting while having sex???

      I kind of admit, I want pictures. :/

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  4. what if I am very still while watching TV? by Trepidity · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What if I am very still while watching TV? And roll around a lot while sleeping?

    1. Re:what if I am very still while watching TV? by Translation+Error · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then this isn't the product for you.

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    2. Re:what if I am very still while watching TV? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Then reverse the algorithm. If you behave randomly at all times, there's a cell waiting for you at local lockup - I think they have Netflix there too.

    3. Re:what if I am very still while watching TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I would call you a stupid ass for even buying a pair in the first place.

    4. Re:what if I am very still while watching TV? by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

      What if I use my sock for, uh, other purposes? Does Netflix automatically add what I'm watching to my favorites list?

    5. Re:what if I am very still while watching TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why are dumb questions answered by common sense modded insightful?

  5. new clear energy on the horizon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    along with outbreak of open honest communications & commerce,, the perfect balance wmd on credit cabal self appointed psychopath mutant bloodline religious genocide franchise crown royals are spooked? ed? do you think we really need special socks to watch tv?

    1. Re:new clear energy on the horizon by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      I think you need to adjust your dosage as well as having special socks that match your special helmet and drool cup.

  6. or maybe an Android Wear app? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Finally a reason to buy a smartwatch? Except then the battery is dead all day...

    SleepAsDroid has been algorithmically determining users' waking state for years using phone accelerometers. The socks are cute, but adding this feature to the existing apps would be (obviously) far more popular. And maybe save Netflix a few petabytes of transfer a month.

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    1. Re:or maybe an Android Wear app? by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      Finally a reason to buy a smartwatch? Except then the battery is dead all day...

      Get a Pebble - mine lasts over 4 days between charges.

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  7. Here come the SJWs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Men, of course, do not knit. So this is clearly almost as condescending to women as if they had said "bra" instead of "socks". Way worse than that IBM "hack your hairdryer" thing. I demand righteous outrage and protest!

    1. Re:Here come the SJWs by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      Your outrage is negated by the link to the Adafruit website.

    2. Re: Here come the SJWs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF is an SJW?

  8. Neat idea: can it work with mpv? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like nice/useful hardware as long as it's not locked down so that it can only be used with some proprietary streaming service.

  9. Ugh by Tighe_L · · Score: 1

    Netflix ruins me sleep cycles, I really need socks that stop me from watching after 8 PM.

  10. Doesn't it already do this? by phishybongwaters · · Score: 1

    Doesn't it though? At least for TV shows, it will stream like 2 or 3 episodes back to back before it spams you to say "continue watching". Pc, ps3, ps4 all do this. I really don't want netflix pausing my movie half way through.

    1. Re:Doesn't it already do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it does but that's still 1-3 episodes you could sleep through. I've fallen asleep during the first episode before and then have to try to figure out where I was.

      The worst is when I watch an entire episode then something right at the end makes me realize I actually did watch it already. Although I guess that means I was out of it so it was probably OK to rewatch anyway.

      This is also why I should probably stop drinking so much.

    2. Re:Doesn't it already do this? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      I can imagine being jarred awake by the sudden cessation of audio...

  11. Really by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "We've all said "just one more episode before bed" to ourselves only to fall asleep halfway through while Netflix kept playing. It's frustrating to try to put the pieces back together the next day as you attempt to determine what you last saw before you dozed off"

    First World problems right there.

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    1. Re:Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "First World Problem", my first thought too.

    2. Re:Really by StayFrosty · · Score: 1

      Making something useful and possibly learning something along the way seems like the perfect solution to most first world problems.

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    3. Re:Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First World problems right there.

      Ironic, coming from a first-worlder complaining about it on the internet.

      As for the article, the only good response is:
      "I don't have any legs, you insensitive clod!"

    4. Re:Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      First World problems right there.

      I hate that phrase cause it is always hypocritical. It implies that everyone should stop what they are doing and solve third world problems. But yet the person stating that phrase is always a first worlder themselves that does nothing more then maybe donate to a charity. So in all fairness it is really saying, YOU should stop what your doing and solve third world problems while I go back to House of Cards.

    5. Re:Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that is a cheesy marketing ploy to convince customers this is something that benefits them. But this really for the benefit of Netflix since they can save on bandwidth.

    6. Re:Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also infers that people should never try to have such a high standard of living they would ever have such problems.

      Because, you know, everyone being in such a great position that this is all they worry about is a *bad* thing?

    7. Re:Really by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      First World problems right there.

      So?

    8. Re:Really by werepants · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that it's stupid to complain about such trivialities. People spend a truly absurd amount of effort and money to avoid even the suggestion of inconvenience, and so noting it as a "First World Problem" is an easy way to remind yourself that this thing barely qualifies as a concern if you actually consider how most of the species lives.

      It isn't about telling people to donate to charity. It's about telling people to stop whining.

    9. Re:Really by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      "I don't have any legs, you insensitive clod!"

      You can still put socks on your stumps...

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    10. Re:Really by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a better phrase would be "Everyone's got problems"

      I do think that the "First World problems" phrase has some merit as a "reality check" type of thing. But in this case you usually have to purposely blind yourself to the source and just take the phrase on its own.

      To automatically dismiss an idea because of hypocrisy is kind of like throwing the baby out with the bath water. Everyone is a hypocrite and a contradiction, that is sort of what it means to be alive. You take with one hand and give with the other.

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    11. Re:Really by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Well, Netflix would benefit greatly, but you would also benefit.. You see, it's a "synergy" in the literal sense... so to single out Netflix's benefit and say that it is nefarious is kind of disingenuous.

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    12. Re:Really by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      First World problems right there.

      That's where I live. That's what I got.

    13. Re:Really by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      I'm having trouble finding your point (which seems to be a trend I've noticed among people who call out first world problems). Yes, it's a first world problem. So what?

      We all know there are more important issues in the world. Clean water. Climate change. Disease. World hunger. War. Many of us are contributing in various ways towards solutions to those problems, whether financially, through raising awareness, or directly via our own work, and we're happy to discuss those issues here. But we all occasionally need a respite from the big problems or else we become calloused to them. Thankfully, the world is big enough to accommodate issues both big and small, and Slashdot's areas of interest are diverse enough to span both ends of the spectrum.

      Problems don't go away just because they're first world problems. Nor are they irrelevant. It's pretty much a guarantee that from beginning to end each day, the problems most of us here will face are first world problems, so it makes sense that they get discussed here. That said, the software I worked on for the last few years is used everywhere from China to Chile to California to size and select pressure relief valves used in everything from indoor fire sprinkler systems to the refineries that dot the US Gulf Coast to water filtration plants in Africa. I may not have to worry about whether I'll have food on the table tomorrow, but I do need to worry about whether I'll be in the right frame of mind to get my job done so the engineers can choose a valve that won't fail catastrophically at the worst possible moment. If Netflix socks help me get there, great. If not, so what?

      Or, to put it more succinctly: unless you're suggesting we should all move to the third world and work exclusively on their problems day and night, or, alternatively, it's taken you until just this moment to realize that people living in the first world discuss the problems they deal with, I don't understand why you'd feel compelled to say such a pithy thing.

    14. Re:Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ‘We've all said "just one more episode before bed"’

      I know I haven't; other people must be watching pretty boring shit. Here's a suggestion: just turn off next episode auto-play.

    15. Re:Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why anyone thinks there is "whining." This strikes me as someones home project that when they showed their co-workers it got turned into a sponsored thing by Netflix. If anything the person complaining about first world problems is the one whining about someone having a hobby that doesn't involve making the world a better place.

  12. eww by wardrich86 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    who sleeps with socks on?

    1. Re:eww by The-Ixian · · Score: 2

      THANK YOU!

      Socks are repressive!

      Of course, being a man, this is the only restricting garment I wear so I really shouldn't complain...

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    2. Re:eww by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people with Bromhidrosis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9FBQ1O5F8k

    3. Re:eww by KGIII · · Score: 1

      *raises hand slowly*

      I even wear them with sandals. I do not wear the sandals to bed. However, dress code (that some ignored) was that when I was in civilian attire, I still must wear socks. I got used to it. Now, I wear nice woolen socks from L.L. Bean and love 'em - I buy 'em by the dozen and usually every few months I get more. It's like my one lovely self-pampering thing. I love the feel of new socks. They make my feet happy!

      Also, here's a sock tip. Hah! Sock tip... I kill me...

      Anyhow, the next time you go out hunting put a pair of socks in the dryer and let them get all hot and bothered. Take 'em out and toss 'em into a good Thermos. Put 'em on the seat of your truck along with a pair of fuzzy moccasins. When you stomp out of the woods, take off your boots and socks, put on the new socks and moccasins, and you will have happy feet.

      Take care of your feet, they'll love you for it.

      Err... I should so post this as an AC. :/ Ah well.

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    4. Re:eww by wardrich86 · · Score: 1

      Man, when it starts getting cold out, I love throwing my clothes for the day in the dryer for a bit. Makes the walk to the bus a bit more tolerable.

      Not sure I could handle the socks in bed thing, though... It's just something about the sock fabric touching the blanket that feels... weird.

    5. Re:eww by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I generally wear socks even when in bed in the summer - even when I lived in the south. I've a pretty pointless saying that I use with alarming frequency when someone asks me what I think.

      "What do you think?"
      "I think most people's feet are ugly and there's not a damned thing they can do about it."

      I'm not sure where I picked it up or if it's something I've always thought but I've been saying for probably 35+ years. I have no idea if the dress code is the same way but when I was in school I had to wear socks at all times - except on a beach or at the pool. Then, in the Marines, I was *technically* supposed to wear them at the beach. (I'm not exactly sure how we were supposed to swim and we didn't wear them for our swim quals unless they were full dress quals.)

      Hmm.... I dunno? I'm used to wearing socks. I've had more than one girlfriend tell me that I'm odd. I take off my socks and wait a while and then I put them on their feet. They tell me to put my socks back on.

      Come to think of it, I think we were supposed to wear our socks still in full-dress quals - some of them. One of them was rather silly but effective. You take off your boots (but not your socks) and your pants. Then you can blow your pants up and make a life-preserver out of them. You tied the ends, cinched a belt (maybe? this was a lot of years ago), and then kept blowing into 'em to keep them inflated.

      I can't say that I ever found it particularly useful or maintained such a skill. I guess, I could probably go hit the pool and try and figure it out and make a video. :/ I don't think I've brass berries enough to share said video of me spending an hour treading water while figuring it out. It might just come back? Also, I don't think I have any gabardine fabric pants with me.

      I don't think that I've maintained many of the skills learned. I'd be really pissed if someone made me dig a foxhole with an e-tool. I own a tractor. I'm sure as hell not using it as an ax. I own a chainsaw. I might kill someone with it but, really, I'd rather not??? I've got better tools. I could probably still manage a bayonet attack if you don't mind me stopping for a smoke along the way. I'm skinny but lazy as all hell now. If I can drive there then we're good, I'll bayonet them then. I'm pretty sure my MCT is still squared away, that seems to stick with you for life. I can still take out target after target from a prone position. I can drive, that was my MOS for quite a while. But I don't think I can turn my pants into a flotation device.

      Heh... I don't need to:
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...

      There you go. Now you can save yourself from drowning by wearing pants.

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  13. How is this ever going to work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    First, as my comment on the article notes, this device is sewn into the socks, so they can't be cleaned. Not hygienic. These things would start to smell real bad after the first week of me using them.

    2nd, you have to wear these over your pants, with shorts, or while watching in your underwear. Which I guess is to be expected if you are watching late at night, but its cold in the winter and I don't keep my heat cranked to 80, so.. not very practical. And what happens when your other foot covers the IR blaster? or you are covered up in a blanket? or any of the possible scenarios from you passing the fuck out.

    3rd, only works with a TV that has netflix, or an IR controllable netflix. Not nexus player, not your computer, not chromecast, nothing except for a smart TV or dvd player. My nexus player wouldn't work. My chromecast wouldn't work. (well, it might work, if your TV can control nexus player or chromecast through the HDMI cable, which I believe is a feature the google devs added recently, but again, the two above issues are in the way before this one)

    I'm all for clever, but this is not too clever.

  14. I have something like this already by bfpierce · · Score: 1

    It's called my brain, it let's me remember what parts of a show I've seen and what parts I haven't.

  15. heart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be easier to detect when you heart rate drops below a certain threshold as determined by sleep?

  16. How about something useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something that gets rid of ARE YOU STILL WATCHING?

    Shut up, Netflix, I'll tell you when I've had enough.

  17. Kinect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew a guy in college who did a project with Kinect to detect when you'd fallen asleep and pause Netflix.

  18. The Internet of Socks by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Fuck you, Netflix. Don't waste your time and money on connected socks. Just give me back the back catalog of older movies you used to have. I mean, Sense8 and Jessica Jones are all fine and dandy, but occasionally I'd like to look at some old DiPalma film from the 1970s or film noir from the '50s. It can't cost much to license those old movies, so why not give them back?

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    1. Re:The Internet of Socks by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have noticed a real decline.

      I guess this must just be due to the fact that every network now has their own streaming service that they want you to pay for.

      It seemed like Netflix used to have a nearly bottomless well of content, now I am hard pressed to find new stuff. It also seems like I can browse through Netflix's entire streaming catalog in a few minutes from my Roku... which doesn't seem right.

      Also, Jessica Jones was a pretty great show. My favorite Netflix original, though, was "The Killing". Unbelievably amazing.

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    2. Re:The Internet of Socks by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      My favorite Netflix original, though, was "The Killing"

      I have to give that one another try. I watched the first episode when I was coming off a binge of some other detective shows and just didn't have the will.

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    3. Re:The Internet of Socks by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      Is it cheaper to pay for a whole production season of a show, basically an 8+ hour movie, or license 4 two hour movies? Why would Netflix consider this strategy?

      Rights holders are doing their own streaming, but it started before that. Netflix started getting delayed access to DVDs before streaming took off, so netflix started content production as a hedge. One or two hits and subscribers jumped on.

      And profit margin is higher on DVD by mail, yet they push people towards streaming.

      IOW it won't happen, though they would if they could.

      Paramount just released like 500 old movies on YouTube, and I would bet that others will take advantage of existing infrastructure instead of building their own streaming. And we are back to ad supported content vs premium paid.

    4. Re:The Internet of Socks by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Paramount just released like 500 old movies on YouTube, and I would bet that others will take advantage of existing infrastructure instead of building their own streaming

      Unfortunately, watching movies in the living room on a big screen is not as pleasant an experience on YouTube as it is on Netflix.

      The fact is, that licensing those old movies is not really expensive. You could almost certainly license all 500 of those movies Paramount put on YouTube for the amount it takes to produce one episode of one Netflix original series.

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    5. Re:The Internet of Socks by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      What I really liked about that show was the genuineness.

      For me it just rang true all throughout, it was nice to watch a show where my BS alarm wasn't constantly going off.

      Of course, it could just be the mood I was in at the time and then cherry picking my warm fuzzy memories and forgetting the rest. I have a tendency to do that.

      I have always been a sucker for the serial too.

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  19. It things like this that make you think by NotFamous · · Score: 1

    All my life I have been wearing dumb socks.

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  20. wish there was an option to turn off auto-restart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So hey, great job. Now try figuring out how to let users turn off auto-restart. Now that would be genius

  21. Killer app for iWatch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not use accelerometer in the unloved piece of abandon-ware to figure-out when the man?woman (remote bearer goes to sleep ) ?
    Even we can play with words like in IWatchTV.
    So many possibilities.

    Ok Ok. I was trying to be funny. Don't hit me now.

    1. Re:Killer app for iWatch by sudon't · · Score: 1

      Just because we have all these new wireless products doesn't mean someone will be sitting around collecting the packets. The idea that a thief would wait until your socks indicated you've fallen asleep, then come steal your TV or do some other nasty thing, is just preposterous. Who would even think up such a thing?

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  22. The Eyes Have It by marcvanh · · Score: 1

    I still have to assume this is a joke (who would notice a blinking LED on your lower leg?) but the problem seems real enough. Hasn't this been largely addressed by Smart Pause, the technology that pauses YouTube videos when you look away? For this application you would want it set to be a bit less sensitive, but if you have a camera then it seems a simple matter of programming to pause playback if you go more than a minute or two without detecting (open) eyes.

  23. What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it turn off your TV if you die? Just saying. That's a lot of electricity to waste.

  24. Or... by dskoll · · Score: 1

    ... an easy-to-hide dead-man's switch for someone doing something nefarious.

  25. Pattern match by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Netflix offers a handful of patterns based on the company's popular shows — including "BoJack Horseman," "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt," "Bloodline," "Master of None" and "House of Cards."

    What about Orange is the New Black where Piper and Alex are making love sweet love in the shower?

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  26. A scientific breakthrough by meeotch · · Score: 1

    I've incorporated this technology into my Cock Sock, so that it can detect & alert me when I've fallen asleep masturbating.

    1. Re:A scientific breakthrough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you've invented the Cock Block Sock? I salute you!

  27. OMG how did we survive until now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    really

  28. What happens if my foot falls asleep? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens if my foot falls asleep?

  29. "determine what you last saw before you dozed off" by Punto · · Score: 1

    I just use binary search.

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