DNA Manufacturing Enters the Age of Mass Production (ieee.org)
the_newsbeagle writes: Now that it's easy and cheap to build strands of DNA, what kinds of strange new organisms will scientists and start-ups build? That's the question raised as synthetic biology companies like Twist Bioscience and Zymergen start up their DNA manufacturing lines. Researchers who order DNA snippets typically pay on a cost-per-nucleobase basis. These companies say their mass-production techniques could bring prices down to 2 cents per base, which would allow researchers to scale up experiments and learn through trial and error.
Thank you Henry Ford! For dying AND mass manufacturing my DNA
Computer, build me a slut with big tits
Table-ized A.I.
I can't possibly imagine anything that could go wrong with guys in a lab fucking around with DNA.
Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
I can 3D print a human for only $64 million!
'Impossible' is a word that humans use far too often. -- Seven of Nine
This doesn't cover the things I would want to know--such as what they expect the computer's error rate (think 'mutation' here) because if my cost-per-base is low but I have to order a lot more copies simply to be certain I get the correct sequence, I'm not so sure it's a good idea. Having actually done this as an undergrad, the part that I'd stress out about most is the whole process of checking it--getting the gene into the vector and the vector into the host can be annoyingly finicky.
This is only going to get worse. DNA manipulation will make impossible wishes reality.
Governments & Billionaires: Make me a harem of mindless sex slaves and a populace that never questions my rule.
Muslims: Create a DNA virus that turns all Jews into pigs and a harem of sex slaves.
Jews: Create a DNA virus that turns all Muslims into goats.
Crazy White Guy: Create a virus that starts the zombie apocalypse.
The power of DNA manipulation grants is truly GODLY. Sadly, people and society aren't capable of controlling such power.
It is a relief that at most I'll live to be about 100, because human beings are about to fuck everything up in a big way.
You are welcome on my lawn.
For while I think that vegans are a bunch of pretentious and annoying fucks, the concept of not having to kill an animal to get the meat protein we need would be interesting.
The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
Oh come on, you were thinking it too...
In all honesty, I think that this technology has some promise when it comes to recreating penises that have been destroyed for one reason or another.
I'm sure we all know the golfer who had an accident, and as a result of a club impacting him in the groin his penis was completely destroyed. Or we know the skier who skied crotch-first into a tree and had his scrotum and penis turned to mush.
Now maybe these men don't have to suffer in silence any longer. Maybe this DNA technology could be used to help grow them replacement penises, based on their very own DNA. With some tweaks here and some tweaks there, they wouldn't just have to settle for a replacement for the penis they had before the accident. They could customize their penis to match their specifications.
Say one of these fellows, despite being white, always wanted a thicker, darker penis. I'm not a geneticist, but I think if you could get the DNA just right, it would be possible to grow him a penis just like he has always wanted.
So while you crack jokes about this technology, I think we should take it seriously. It has a lot of potential to really better the lives of a lot of victims of penile destruction.
if u go to an established vendor like idt, they deliver goo oligos for 8.50 for a 23mer, plus SnH
2 cents a base is idiotic - who will pay for shipping ? the tube the DNA is in ? the label ?
"If only they [men] saw us for the filthy creatures we really are." Daisy, 27, told me. "Take me for example" as she lifted up her right pant leg, "I haven't shaved my legs or my pits in 5 years."
How did she get dates, I wonder. Was she married to a blind man?
"I love to live as I really am! In fact, if every feminist were true to themselves they would live as I do. No razor, even if your upper lip sprouts hair." She leaned forward towards me and whispered as if the whole world were listening, "no waxing, not even for my private parts!"
Truly this woman was honest. More honest than any feminist I had ever met. I wondered what she did when she went swimming somewhere.
"Oh I get a lot of looks, a lot!" she laughed. "Mostly curious but it sure does keep the men away." She reached for a coffee mug and pointed to her hairy legs. "This is what we really are! This is how we really should appear. Why hide it?"
Why, indeed. I excused myself and thanked Daisy for her time and honesty.
Finally, I had met a woman. A real woman. "Well, back to the world of lies and perfume on a pig" I told myself, walking out to the street where I hailed a taxi. I looked back at Daisy as she stroked her leg hair. "A reeeeal woman" I blew out through my smiling lips.
I hope you like a black future...
while you are analyzing this, a whole bunch of other, "unplanned" humans have been created.
Smart people think too much, Dumb people fuck too much.
Evolution's jury is still out, on who "wins", if anyone.
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
The bottom line is that everything comes to an end, at some point. What's the difference how it gets there.
"May you live in interesting times..."
Is that really a curse or a blessing?
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
http://www.theguardian.com/com...
Egads.
You don't eat meat?
Or you just eat the tasty flesh anyhow?
Every living thing dies, if it dies letting another living thing go on a bit longer, so be it. It is all minor decimal points in the statistics of which thing lived how long.
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
..and I don't mean Monsanto this time. At least, I don't think it'll be Monsanto, but you never know; those fuckers are pretty damned evil.
Enjoy your for-real Zombie Apocalypse, because in one form or another it's probably coming. Some numb-nuts will create something that will get out into the wild and fuck everything up. One more thing to add to the 'Hope it doesn't happen while I'm still alive' list -- a list that keeps getting longer by the day.
Captain trips, brought to by the local nutjob near you.
I'm ordering up a DNA sequence that adds together cholera, the Spanish flu, and Ebola. You catch that and you either sneeze, or shoot out your ass, blood for 20 feet.
I've bought DNA snippets for use in experiments for years (DNA is about $0.50/base from existing companies). The cost of DNA has been trivial for scientific work for a long time. The real cost is in the labor and equipment that goes into running an experiment. On a million dollar a year project, reducing the cost of DNA from $1000 a year to $10 a year doesn't really change the pace of research. That's not enough savings to hire another person to get more work done, or buy any of the equipment necessary.
Wil be added to the crack sprinkles the police use on black people.
It is a relief that at most I'll live to be about 100, because human beings are about to fuck everything up in a big way.
What makes you think that biological technology won't extend your lifespan until you have to live through at least a couple centuries of "fuck up"? B-)
But look at the bright side. Even if such technology is developed, the FDA will block deployment until it's determined to be "safe and effective". How long will THAT take with an anti-aging treatment? So you'll probably get to die early anyway.
Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way