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CIA: 10 Tips When Investigating a Flying Saucer (cia.gov)
coondoggie writes: You may not associate the Central Intelligence Agency with historical UFO investigations, but the agency did have a big role in such investigations many years ago. This week the agency posted an article called 'How to investigate a flying saucer." The release is part of a series of old documents dredged up as a nod to the return of The X-Files to TV this weekend.
Let's talk about the fucking X-files reboot instead. Fuck this culture sometimes!
The release is part of a series of old documents dredged up as a nod to the return of The X-Files to TV this weekend
Horse manure.
It's yet another opaque way of distracting the public from the real sh*t they are up to.
Like:
NO CARRIER
A pox on web designers who feel that window.innerWidth == screen.availWidth
lmao
Yup, I sure like to take my advice about how to deal with UFOs from the CIA.
I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
I feel compelled to point out that most dinnerware manufactures make a full line of dinnerware options, including plates, breakfast bowls, cups, as well as cream jugs and sugar bowls, all of which are no less capable of achieving flight than their line of saucers, however briefly said flight might be.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
Nope, not the same crew. Twas the geeks at the NSA that did the Star Trek thing, the assassins at the CIA actually wander out into the real world and do things.
Trying to become famous by taking photos. Visit my homepage please.
the rules they set out are pretty much the top ten rules for investigating any kind of phenomena.
No really specific advice like "if you see unusual pods lying around the area keep your distance".
That guy with the weird hairdo works for the CIA?
If there's tentacles, contact Japan.
Twas the geeks at the NSA that did the Star Trek thing
Correct . . . the CIA command center is an exact copy of Deep Space Nine's Quark's Bar.
Complete with a holodeck.
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
The term "little green men" is now considered racist. They should be called "humanness-challenged visitors" instead.
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
2) Make sure you look all interviewees in all eyes - no matter how many.
3) Wear a locked chastity belt to protect your nether regions.
4) Make sure you translate the ENTIRE book title.
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They weren't looking for little green men. They were looking for:
1) Intelligence related to secret Soviet and Chinese aircraft testing (CIA)
2) Information on just how much the public actually knew about U.S. secret aircraft testing (the military and FBI).
SJW's don't eliminate discrimination. They just expropriate it for themselves.
Holosuite
"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear." - Every fascist, ever
https://xkcd.com/1235/
Google "Project Pounce" and Colonel Steve Wilson. There's the real story.
So after "5. Eliminate False Positives", and "7. Examine Witness Documentation" how many **true positives** _still_ remain?
Because the Disclose project calls bullshit:
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
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Just more sponsored content. Nothing to see here.
Its come back from the dead more often than one of its zombies. The series should be left in the past, by the end it had jumped more alien sharks than was good for it and had become a parody of itself.
I cannot believe that no one has posted this yet:
Official US Airforce Aircraft Identification Chart
Finally! A year of moderation! Ready for 2019?
Having seen an Alien craft up close, came within 12 meters of our group, during the day, therefore have never had to ponder the question, do they exist or not. Rather help full in the ensuing 39 years of investigating since then. Have found that all the bull dust documentaries, websites and claims seem to have a common source/funding. Even that crazy organisation with the actor bloke is on the same gravy train.
On a more interesting note just happened, by accident, on the US UFO research facility in Las Vegas. Right under everyone's nose and the public is oblivious to it. No need to wonder where the 250 bn dollars per year missing from the Federal Budget ends up. I won't show you the location as the web is hardly anonymous and doing so is a Federal Offence carrying the death penalty.
Also discovered how a Media Executive + a Mossad agent + bribe + a database programmer can get hundreds of journalists to spew out garbage on the whole topic.
Also know why they cover it up and no surprise it involves a lot of Jewish money. That's a big story on its own.
Major reason why they need to surveil everyone, eliminate any potential whistle blowers.
Since we could not even be bothered to determine our visitors requirements of us, whatever they decide to do with us is ok by me and no doubt in the best interests of all the other Milky Way inhabitants.
- Look inside flying saucer, you should find a flying cup and a flying spoon
- (optional) put flying sugar in flying cup, stir with flying spoon
- Drink flying coffee
There is only one step:
Visit "witnesses" and tell them "You didn't see anything strange in the sky, did you?" in a menacing manner. Thus there are no "sightings" to worry about.
In truth, they brought in J.Allen Hynek as a Project Bluebook skeptic. And he was deeply involved in debunking sightings and reports. But by the time he left Bluebook, he had begun to see patterns of evidence he could not dismiss or ignore, and became convinced he had been wrong and something actually was happening. The man walked in a scientist with a closed mind and by the time he left, he'd changed his mind completely. That doesn't happen without a good reason. Hynek remained a UFO believer for the rest of his life.
Sig for hire.
!Let's talk about the fucking X-files reboot instead!"
Yes!
For instance, why is a public institution expending its resources making the marketing campaign for a private company?
Wonder if Oscar Goldman was involved?
the assassins at the CIA actually wander out into the real world and do things.
Actually, the CIA learned a long time ago that character assassinations work a lot better than the kind with bullets. Just ask the former head of the IMF, who dared to challenge the U.S. Dollar as a standard world currency.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
Public, yes.
This is true, and it's not cheap either.
Well yea, where does action start from? Starts as a priming wave pattern in the brain. Why stop a man from punching you, when you can make him believe he shouldn't? Things are a lot easier to control at the neural electricity stage before they turn into undesirable expressions, contractions of vocal sorts, and collection of ATPs exploding in a certain pattern. Ya know, think before you act.