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Edward Snowden Is Tired of Being Bombarded By Suitors (mirror.co.uk)
cold fjord writes: The Mirror reports that Edward Snowden is experiencing some unexpected fallout from the notoriety he received from his activism for government transparency. It seems he has become something of a sex symbol and his female fans are sending him graphic nude pictures of themselves. He has found it necessary to dissuade them by reminding everyone that the FBI has a warrant for him (and probably monitor his communications so they will see the pics) and that he already has a girlfriend. No word yet on if this is having any effect.
"When I said I was a fan of transparency, I did not mean transparency of clothing!"
The one in Hawaii? A Russian wench?
I think he broke up with the one in Hawaii and went to great lengths to do so - outing classified information, going on the run, etc... I think he told her, "It's not you, honey, it's the FBI." Future girlfriends beware.
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
To assist both Edward and ladies who are interested in him, a special email address has been set up specifically to find Snowden's next girlfriend. After weeding out the fatties and the geriatrics, finalists will be reviewed by Snowden, for when he gets tired of his current GF.
Ladies, please send your nerd creds and nudes to gfsearch@raymorris.org .
Yea Edward, you don't need to tell me. It gets so old having all those women chasing after you. We have such a heavy burden.
I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
To be honest, I have the same problem. After the thousandth chick sends you a selfie of her pootenanny, it gets a bit tiresome.
Oh, who am I kidding? No, it doesn't.
You are welcome on my lawn.
Would you leak nudes to Edward Snowden? Yes / No
I approve of his actions. Why would I want to inflict upon him pics of a large, nude, hairy man?
Have gnu, will travel.
The postage and packing would be cheaper, certainly.