Edward Snowden Is Tired of Being Bombarded By Suitors (mirror.co.uk)
cold fjord writes: The Mirror reports that Edward Snowden is experiencing some unexpected fallout from the notoriety he received from his activism for government transparency. It seems he has become something of a sex symbol and his female fans are sending him graphic nude pictures of themselves. He has found it necessary to dissuade them by reminding everyone that the FBI has a warrant for him (and probably monitor his communications so they will see the pics) and that he already has a girlfriend. No word yet on if this is having any effect.
I think you should quit your day job and start writing thrillers like Robert Ludlum. You have a knack for clever plots with zero holes in them.
lucm, indeed.