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Don't Hate Perky Morning People: It Might Be Their DNA's Fault. (arstechnica.com)
New submitter Striek writes: Aggregated genome data from 23andme.com was analyzed and published in Nature magazine, and now further evidence has been added to the belief that being a morning person or a night owl is wired in our DNA. It's not the first time such research has been published, either. So those of us who work late into the night and prefer to rise at noon, much to the chagrin of our partners, can point to our DNA as the reason, not our lazy habits.
Move.
My grandfather once told me that every morning at 6 he would have a healthy bowel movement. The only problem was he usually didn't wake up until 7.
I hate their DNA.
Don't step on the baby.
In my experience it's the "morning people" that are judgey against non-morning people. It seems like it should be morning people that shouldn't hold their genes as "superior"
PS: I don't reply to ACs.
Us non-morning people don't hate morning people because they are perky. We hate them because they assume that everybody else should be a morning person too. Every asshole that suggests things like a 7:30am meeting is just rubbing their early-rising do-gooderness instead the late-riser's faces. They know you feel like a slacker if you suggest to your boss that it's too early for you. In offices with set-your-own-schedule, morning people also like to point out people who "show up late". "Geez, Bob, it's past 10. You're just coming in?!".... Despite the fact you stay at work until 9pm, the early risers who left at 5pm never notice or give credit to the people who stay late. To them they act like the world ceases at 5 in the afternoon until they come in again at 7am. I have so many minor knit-picks over this that bile is starting to form in my throat. I think I'll end.
If it's so genetic, I'll agree to drop the hatred and adopt an attitude of dispassionate eugenics. Happy now, Mr. Sunshine?
Perhaps the answer is that people bifurcate because this allows each a better mating strategy; the existence of both group increases the possibilities for non-monogamous behavior, increasing the prospects of otherwise infertile couples of having children...
Don't hate em. Hate their DNA. And they are full of it.
Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
There are two kinds of people in the world...
Those who are bright and cheerful in the morning,
And those who want to take a wrench and beat the shit out of the first kind.*
*proud member of the second category
General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
I misread your post; I thought that you had said "litigate" rather than "mitigate". Somehow, that works too.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't walk and text.
I don't know if I'm a morning person or not. What I do know is that I go to sleep late because I want more me-time.
Imagine your delight if someone breezed in and dragged you out of bed at 3:00 A.M. every day and expected you to be not just coherent but actually enthusiastic.
Better analogy: imagine if you were expected to show up for meetings at 7pm and work until 1am and be not just coherent but actually enthusiastic.
Morning people are proud of their supposed virtue and work ethic until the clock hits 6pm and they start yawning like a bunch of pussy lightweights. These shits will never know what it's like to hammer out 6 weeks of code in a single night of caffeine fueled mania.
You should wear a top hat and say that in a German accent while dancing with Liza Minelli.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
So you personally choose to flagellate yourself daily so you figure that gives you the moral right to expect it of everyone else? I choose to stay up late. Why don't you quit being a lazy bum and stay up too?
I don't think I got it through DNA. Mainly circumstances and habit. If at all there was influence from DNA it is quite mild.
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