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Carly Is Out

Posted by timothy on from the favorites-are-hard-to-find dept.

MouseTheLuckyDog writes: I don't like stories that are not nerd oriented, but given Carly Fiorina's disastrous time as HP's CEO, the second only to Stephen Elop's tenure at Nokia, I think it is appropriate to announce that as of now Carly Fiorina is out of the Presidential race.

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  1. And there was much rejoicing! by ErikTheRed · · Score: 4, Funny

    (Peasants half-heartedly shout "yay!")

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  2. Re:Important Stuff (For the discussion) by halivar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Notice what isn't on the list of "important stuff"? Carly's presidential run.

    Next.

  3. Re:Already??? by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... but how does that one QUALIFY her for this job?

    Nothing she has ever done has qualified her to be president of the United States, not even close.

    She's a repulsive person, an unrepentant liar, a dissembler, a demagogue, an arrogant authoritarian, a bully, a dreadful CEO, a horrible human being, and a living example of the "uncanny valley".

    They really should have spent more on CarlyBot's skin and facial expressions if they wanted people to think she was human. I mean, you could tell right away that it was all just animatronics.

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  4. Hammerheads in Vermont by unixisc · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you would vote for a Socialist, the Republican party is not for you and you shouldn't be looking there in the first place. Like I know that the things I support in politics are alien to the Democrat party, so I ignore much of what goes on over that side. Looking for even Social Democrats in the GOP is like looking for sharks in a landlocked state like Vermont

  5. Re:One down. by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 4, Funny

    I still think the Marcobot has a good chance, they just need to patch his firmware before the next debate.

  6. Re:She had no chance, but still... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hillary?

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  7. Re:Already??? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't understand. First you say this:

    Nothing she has ever done has qualified her to be president of the United States, not even close.

    But then you contradict yourself and say this:

    She's a repulsive person, an unrepentant liar, a dissembler, a demagogue, an arrogant authoritarian, a bully, a dreadful CEO, a horrible human being, and a living example of the "uncanny valley".

    I don't get it. Are you trying to tell me she is or isn't qualified???

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