IBM Bequeaths the Express Framework To the Node.js Foundation (thenewstack.io)
campuscodi writes: The Node.js Foundation has taken the Express Node.js framework under its wing. Express will be a new incubation project for the Foundation. IBM, which purchased Express maintainer StrongLoop last September, is contributing the code. Part of the reason for allowing the foundation to oversee Express is to build a diverse contributor base, which is important given the framework's popularity.
Maybe Geronimo?
Express venturesomely acquiesced to the coadunation; one more of its neoteric, somewhat quixotic, adjudicatures.
Yet another JavaScript framework. *sigh*
Everything seems to be written with the assumption you know what it is already, and their own website refers to it as a "web framework" which is equally vague.
Let's say you want to route a URL like /about. Express takes that nice static string and turns it into a regular expression. So if you have a few thousand simple URLs, you might expect an O(1) lookup. But Express turns it into an O(N) lookup. And you can never remove a URL because it's been turned into a regular expression in an array somewhere. Netflix learned this the hard way.
Now, maybe that's find for you. Maybe it's not, but either way you should probably know what your framework is doing. But if you use javascript, you probably don't know what you're doing. But neither did the retards that wrote your framework.
If a name includes "js" at the beginning or the end, you can safely ignore whatever the name is referring to. It's almost always some shitty JavaScript framework or library that hipsters fondle themselves to. Chances are it's just a really awful hack over something they adore that's even worse, like how jQuery provides a shitty-but-not-as-shitty interface to the extraordinarily-shitty browser DOM API.
If I went back to 2000 and asked myself what I thought software development would be like 15 years later, I sure as fuck would not have said it'd be like it is today!
At that time I never thought we'd see JavaScript taken seriously. I mean, all of us back then knew it was a total joke. But some people didn't realize this, and tried to use it seriously! Now we're stuck dealing with their ignorance and stupidity.
I also didn't think we'd see what are now called NoSQL databases used all over the goddamn place, especially where they aren't needed. Back in 2000 it was expected that you'd do the sensible thing and use a relational database. And if you didn't know SQL, you'd fucking learn it instead of writing all of your goddamn queries in JavaScript and storing your data in hashtables!
But I suppose I never expected the Millennial generation to be so ignorant, either. To be fair, it isn't all Millennials. It's just the ones who are hipsters who are a problem. But it doesn't help that most Millennials are hipsters, of course. And it also doesn't help that there are so frigging many of them!
The faster the Web 2.0 bubble bursts, the better. That should finally put an end to the fucking awful JavaScript and NoSQL bullshit we have to put up with today. Hopefully it finally drives the hipsters out of the industry, too. Then we can get back to writing useful, productive software using sensible technologies, rather than wasting our efforts with the shitty technology that the hipsters love.
Erlang is the new rockstart technology reborn as Outlaw Techno Psychobith node.js and ruby on rails are sooo last decade man.
http://saveie6.com/
Wahhhh this isn't about C, C++ or Perl. IT'S AWFUL I HATE IT. Anything that isn't C, C++ or Perl is a HIPSTER WASTE OF TIME.
You /. luddites are pathetic.
If a name includes "js" at the beginning or the end, you can safely ignore whatever the name is referring to...
I see you are writing from the year 2006! While time travel is ordinarily considered a rather impressive feat which allows for great party tricks, this does not apply to time travel in the forward direction.
In 2016, Node is an extremely popular command-line (i.e. non-browser) system to run Javascript. Express is the most popular implementation of a simple web browser that is used in node. Both are incredibly popular, are used by many thousands of developers, and are supported by the major cloud providers.
Some of these developers could not find a pointer if you coated it in magnesium, lit it on fire, and smacked them with it. But node and express still turn out to be pretty good tools for many users.
....Is on slashdot.. http://news.slashdot.org/comme...