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Google Is Testing Voice-Activated Payment App, Hands Free (cnet.com)
New submitter eedwardsjr writes: If you've ever wanted to pay just by saying something out loud, then Hands Free is the way to go. Google has released to the public a new app called Hands Free, which lets people pay for items in stores by simply telling the cashier, "I'll pay with Google." The app, available for Android and iOS, is only being piloted in a few locations in the San Francisco area, including some McDonald's and Papa John's restaurants. Hands Free works by tracking your location using Wi-Fi and other sensors in your smartphone to detect whether you're near a participating store. After you say "I'll pay with Google," the cashier confirms your identity by using your initials and the photo you've loaded onto the Hands Free app.
is that the Google team's goal wasn't a payment system. It was how to get more people to upload profile pics.
Why do all of their voice-activated prompts require me to repeat the name of the corporation, over and over? I already know I'm using a Google phone, it says so right at the top of every screen, and I have to say their name every time I want to use voice search anyway. It's kind of creepy.
What could go wrong with voice-activated dollars departing my wallet?
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Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
1) Load goatse image as profile pic
2) Go to participating place and pay using new method
3) ???
4) Profit from the sheer horror that will unfold
You know it will happen.
The headline in the story is misleading. It is not voice activated.
http://googlecommerce.blogspot.com/2016/03/testing-testing-one-two-hands-free.html
It allows you to pay hands free. When you say you're paying with Google, it's just so the teller can charge you through their system. The teller verifies you through your pictures/initials.
There's nothing more annoying than speaking trite phrases to a machine as if it were a human. Especially if you're an introvert. You just want to type it or a push a button.
I never use voice anything, and I have it on my phone and in my car. I tried the car thing the first few days I had it and it felt so stupid talking to the thing and it was so slow I wanted to punch it.
The worst is voice based tree menus on corporate voice jail systems. Please let me punch numbers.
You just tell the cashier that you want to use this payment method. There is no voice recognition software involved in the process.
Am I the only one that thinks credit cards are already convenient enough? Stuff like this and NFC and such feel like solutions in search of a problem.
... verify me.