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Stephen Elop New Chief Innovator For Australia's Telstra

Posted by timothy on from the telstra's-famous-customer-satisfaction dept.

Freshly Exhumed writes: The former Microsoft executive excoriated by some industry watchers for the collapse of Nokia Mobile Phones, Stephen Elop, has re-emerged down under. Telstra says Elop is being appointed to the new role of Group Executive Technology, Innovation and Strategy, "leading Telstra's strategy to become a world class technology company" (stop giggling, you in the back row). Telstra cites Elop's "deep technology experience" and "innate sense of customer expectations."

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  1. typo in the summary by serbanp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Telstra cites Elop's "deep technology experience" and "innate sense of customer expectations."

    That must be a weird typo, it should read "inane sense of customer expectations." instead.

    1. Re:typo in the summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Telstra boasts that "Stephen will immediately add major firepower to our team", meaning that they will all soon be missing their feet.

  2. The good and the bad: by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have good news and bad news. The good news is we got rid of our Elop problem! The bad news is that we had to sacrifice Australia to do it.

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