Nike's Self-Lacing Shoes Will Go On Sale This Year (arstechnica.com)
An anonymous reader writes: The Nike HyperAdapt 1.0 self-lacing shoes have been officially unveiled. We know they will go on sale later this year, but we do not know the price. "When you step in, your heel will hit a sensor and the system will automatically tighten," explained Tiffany Beers, the project's technical lead. There are two buttons on the side of the shoe that allow you to tweak how loose or tight the laces are. The concept behind the HyperAdapt shoes bring to mind Marty McFly's Nike Mags from Back to the Future, even if they do not look very similar. Nike hasn't yet revealed how the shoes work from a technical point of view but they do lineup with the US patent filed by the company in 2009. The HyperAdapt 1.0 shoes will be exclusively available to users of the Nike+ app later this year in three color combinations -- white, grey and black.
I never thought I would see the day where shoes would be battery powered.
Imaging not being able to take off shoes because the battery is dead.
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did you REALLY have to tie your own shoes?
They are not so much self-lacing as they are self-tightening. Reebok has had their pump shoes since the early ninety's, including ones where you could carry around a CO2 cartridge to fill them. Shoes are just bizarre.
I don't put my own shoes on or tie them, that's for peasants. I guess I will be able to employ a couple more people to walk with me while I tour the grounds and have them press the buttons anytime I've stopped for more than 3.7 seconds (but not before, or it's pink slip time).
I mean if you can't tie your own laces. I suppose they might be useful on a changing room of homos ( who'd risk bending over to tie their shoes there?).
LUDICROUS.
Marty Mcfly is like "Uhh Doc. We have a problem, These self lacing shoes are a year late, we gotta go back in time to fix this!"
"When I was a kid, we had to learn to tie our own shoes!"
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Best name ever!
Instead of pushing a button to adjust tightness, I just pulled two straps to the desired tightness. They called it "velcro" and it worked quite well and quite fast for those who didn't want to / couldn't tie their shoes, for hundreds less dollars.
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Springs, bouncy soles, fancy graphics, LEDs, etc...those are gimmicks that idiots fall for.
Self lacing is a practical advantage for millions of disabled people.
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They were called Velcro. No batteries required.
This will be the perfect gift for the retards on your shopping list! They can finally ditch the velcro and blend in with the non-paste-eating crowd!
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Are they self-lacing, self-lace-tightening, or self-lace-tying? I believe the distinctions are significant.
... back in the very early '70s.
Batteries not required. These are a solution in search of a problem. Maybe Nike ought to try and help figure out why so many runners get injured when wearing modern running shoes instead of wasting R&D money automating something that the vast, vast majority of people master before kindergarden.
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Thanks, but no thanks
Will these shoes work as well as passive safety belts did, back a few decades ago?
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The TSA will lose it when they see the batteries on an X-ray. Their setup is specially tuned to detect only harmless things.
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Lazy people, and those who never learned to tie their shoes will be ever grateful!
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I can see a potential use in cycle racing shoes: cycling all day you do not want shoes too tight, but come to a sprint and you do want them tight.
Current shoes have quick adjust, but then other riders can see you preparing. A couple of small buttons on the handlebars and you can tighten up without anyone knowing. 1/4 second could be the difference between winning and loosing.
Also if you miss the jump you can tighten up faster, and join in.
But will they... "Give me three D vision and the California blues".
How d'you feel about velcro? It's probably more fun.
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is for people who never really wanted to learn how to tie their shoes.
You've invented the loafer!
I've seen this before......
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