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FTC Warns Android App Developers About Use of Audio-Tracking Code

Reader Trailrunner7 writes: The Federal Trade Commission is warning dozens of developers about some code they've included in their apps that can surreptitiously listen to unique audio signals from TVs in the background and build detailed profiles of what consumers are watching. The technology, produced by a company called SilverPush, is used to track users across devices and the FTC warned the developers that if they don't disclose the use of the code to consumers, they could be violating the FTC Act. The commission sent the letter to 12 app developers whose apps are in the Google Play Store, and warned them that not disclosing the use of SilverPush's Unique Audio Beacon could be a problem. "For example, the code is configured to access the device's microphone to collect audio information even when the application is not in use. Moreover, your application requires permission to access the mobile device's microphone prior to install, despite no evident functionality in the application that would require such access," the letter says.

81 comments

  1. Even more dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Listen and filter You Tube videos and compare against a database of sound tracks.

  2. Nice to see FTC actually protecting consumers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next up, how about they send a nastygram to the NSA...

    1. Re: Nice to see FTC actually protecting consumers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why are they not charged and jailed? If I hide a wireless microphome in someones appartment, is a polite mail from FTC what I should expect?

    2. Re: Nice to see FTC actually protecting consumers by TroII · · Score: 0

      No, see, that would be illegal wiretapping and would get you locked up in a heartbeat. But if your business does it, then it's Job Creation and you'll get a polite letter. Praise be to the corporation!

    3. Re: Nice to see FTC actually protecting consumers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are they not charged and jailed? If I hide a wireless microphome in someones appartment, is a polite mail from FTC what I should expect?

      You didn't hide it. They brought your app into their apartment and they gave it permission to access the microphone.

  3. This technology could be used to catch by mmiscool · · Score: 5, Funny

    This technology could be used to catch the unscrupulous people doing unlicensed performances of songs in public places and help protect us all from terrorists.

  4. FYI app list by maestroX · · Score: 4, Informative

    A list of apps using Silverpush is available at: https://public.addonsdetector....
    I'm in no way affiliated with this site.

    1. Re:FYI app list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now it's a list of offline servers.

    2. Re:FYI app list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Google's fault for allowing apps to have always running services in the background even when the app is not running. Why the heck do these apps need services? It's to continuously spy and upload information to their servers. Thank Google for building a decent surveillance platform.

    3. Re:FYI app list by mlw4428 · · Score: 1

      Most OSes do this. On smartphones, services are used by apps to do things like notifications (Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/etc), keep critical things running (Alarm clocks, timers, etc), and other functions (yes even spying on you). This is done by design, because there's not really a better way of doing it. iOS does it (to some degree) as does Windows Mobile and Blackberry OS. What Google could have done is reviewed such apps and recognized the security risk and demanded disclosure, but the act of having a "service" is hardly an issue.

    4. Re:FYI app list by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      AC said 'allowing apps' not 'allowing services'. ie Google *should* be reviewing apps before they're allowed into Google App Store.

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    5. Re:FYI app list by mlw4428 · · Score: 1

      AC said "allowing apps to have always running services." I was replying to that...there isn't an alternative to "always running services" that makes sense, given what these apps do and that even iOS allows apps to have services (at least to some degree).

    6. Re: FYI app list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about letingt the user decide if an app can run a service or not? Google is quickly catching up to Microsoft in the bad OS design contest.

    7. Re:FYI app list by bkr1_2k · · Score: 2

      Or they could just require apps to allow users to turn off unwanted/unnecessary capabilities like this. Why does my GPS app need access to my mail or my songs or my photos? (These are just random examples not specific things from specific apps.) Shit like this should be required to be user configurable.

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    8. Re:FYI app list by arth1 · · Score: 1

      The interesting find on that list is the McDonald's Phillipines delivery app.
      I wonder what McD has to say about this?

    9. Re:FYI app list by subk · · Score: 2

      A list of apps using Silverpush is available at: https://public.addonsdetector.... I'm in no way affiliated with this site.

      Slashdotted! It's been a while since I've seen that!

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    10. Re:FYI app list by Harlequin80 · · Score: 2

      Latest android does this

    11. Re:FYI app list by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Why, in the name of fuck, would you want an OS that does *not* allow services to run in the background?

      Tell me you're not seriously hoping for a blackbox with less control? You know what? Accept some responsibility for yourselves and learn to use your devices and keep them secure. Don't install stupid shit. It really is, for the most part, that fucking easy.

      Read the options menu during install. Read it carefully. If you do not understand it, do not say "fuck it" and install it anyways. Don't install a bunch of pointless apps - most of them are shit. Don't do it. If you use Android, install the damned free and open source store for Android apps - I forget the name... Wait, no... It's F-Droid, I think.

      Don't install the latest fashionable app. Wait and see how it blows over. Read the reviews, research, learn what your phone does and how it does it, and do what you can to keep your shit under your control.

      But, for the love of FSM, don't advocate being locked down and prevented from having useful features. I *want* background processes - like GPS. I just don't want 'em doing stupid shit so I check, carefully, before I install anything. I know... I know, it's shameful to take a little while to decide and make an informed choice. I get it. I understand that it's bad form to learn something and learn how to use the tools I own. But, I suspect the time saved preventing stuff is less time than I'd have to spend trying to get people to give me back my data that they took without my knowledge.

      And yes, yes I have tossed my phone up on wireless with the cellular radio off and sniffed the traffic. I'm kind of curious like that.

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    12. Re:FYI app list by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I wonder what McD has to say about this?

      The Hamburgler did it!

      *fat purple thing runs away*

      robble robble robble

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    13. Re:FYI app list by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind turning all of these off. I don't need notifications for anything except my calendar. If I want to know if there is new email then I will open up the email app. The only other things that send me notifications are built in undeleteable and unwanted apps that keep reminding me to please use them and I'd love to infect whatever developers thought that was a good idea with my head cold.

    14. Re:FYI app list by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      There are some apps that let us turn off notifications which is the only thing they need services for.

    15. Re:FYI app list by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The apps do this for the same reason that web sites sign up for third party app services - it's free money for zero work on their behalf, and they don't give a shit if it pisses off their users. We're just monetization units to them.

    16. Re:FYI app list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, somehow our wp-cache was inactive. Up and running again. At least we made your day ;)

  5. Which apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't anyone list the apps? (or I missed it in reading)

  6. No surreptitious eavesdropping.... by cogeek · · Score: 2

    ...the government hates competition.

  7. Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here's a list of reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things:

    1) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I sleep.

    2) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I pee.

    3) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I make kaka.

    4) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I pleasure myself.

    5) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I wash my body in the shower.

    6) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I relax in the tub.

    7) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I brush my teeth.

    8) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I make passionate love to my wife.

    9) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I brush my hair.

    10) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I read a book.

    11) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I read Slashdot.

    12) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I bake cake.

    13) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I put in my contact lenses.

    14) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I get ready to play golf.

    15) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I do my laundry.

    16) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I think about rugby.

    17) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I tie my shoes.

    18) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I celebrate the 4th of July.

    19) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I water my flowers.

    20) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I eat ham.

    21) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I use my stapler to staple documents.

    22) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I chew bubble gum.

    23) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I check the oil in my car.

    24) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I look for my TV remote.

    25) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I blow my nose.

    26) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I rearrange my stamp collection.

    27) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I listen to the Backstreet Boys.

    28) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I do my calisthenics.

    29) Internet of Things devices could listen to me while I search for a paper clip.

    30) Internet of Things devices could send information about me to advertisers.

    31) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I sleep.

    32) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I pee.

    33) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I make kaka.

    34) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I pleasure myself.

    35) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I wash my body in the shower.

    36) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I relax in the tub.

    37) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I brush my teeth.

    38) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I make passionate love to my wife.

    39) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I brush my hair.

    40) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I read a book.

    41) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected about me while I read Slashdot.

    42) Internet of Things devices could let advertisers use the data unsuspectingly collected abo

  8. Visitor from future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, when I travelled back to 2008 where apple released its app SDK and told that the device's microphone would be used to secretly track which TV station you are watching, most likely because of monetary (big data) reasons. I know, I would have felt like that trojan lady who knew her city was about to fall, and all the women in the city raped, all the men killed, all the houses burned, but nobody believed her because it was a curse from the gods.

    1. Re: Visitor from future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple makes Android? No wonder it sucks.

    2. Re:Visitor from future by Coisiche · · Score: 1

      I would have felt like that trojan lady who knew her city was about to fall, and all the women in the city raped, all the men killed, all the houses burned, but nobody believed her because it was a curse from the gods.

      Known as Cassandra and I would have thought the name was fairly common knowledge given that is was used to name the Cassandra Complex.

    3. Re:Visitor from future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have felt like that trojan lady who knew her city was about to fall, and all the women in the city raped, all the men killed, all the houses burned, but nobody believed her because it was a curse from the gods.

      Known as Cassandra and I would have thought the name was fairly common knowledge given that is was used to name the Cassandra Complex.

      There's a Trojan joke in there somewhere but I haven't pulled it out yet.

    4. Re:Visitor from future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Difference AC here. I had to head over to Wikipedia for Cassandra Complex but an interesting read nonetheless. Was aware of the myth but not any kind of "complex." Learn something new every day.

      I would have to say it's a very apt way to describe the experience of somebody who used to be a big crypto nerd and easily saw the dangers present. These days I don't give a shit. I'd rather just drink another beer at laugh at all the people being enslaved by technology and letting themselves be betrayed by it. Even though some hack or another is in the news every day, people still refuse to learn the basics of computers. They expect to be spoon fed apps. If something can't be done in a tap or two, it won't be done. Drink another beer as I watch how easily they trade security and liberty for convenience. I don't even know where to start with somebody who's scared of the command line.

    5. Re:Visitor from future by KGIII · · Score: 1

      You don't have to pull it out. That's the whole point of a Trojan.

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    6. Re:Visitor from future by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Oh they probably believed Cassandra but they weren't about to let something like that stop them from using all their favorite phone apps!

    7. Re:Visitor from future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra

      And I know exactly how she felt.

  9. Bandpass filter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess I'll be adding bandpass filter to my cellphone, computer and tv speakers and to some of the mics.

  10. You can trust the play store. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    configured to access the device's microphone to collect audio information even when the application is not in use.

    How is this even legal? It's fucking malware.

    1. Re:You can trust the play store. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hence the FTC telling them that it isn't legal.

    2. Re:You can trust the play store. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or have Google prevent background processes from accessing the microphone... DUH!

    3. Re: You can trust the play store. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A more granular permissions system in general would be a very welcome thing. I'd like to be able to tell background processes 'lol no internets for' in addition to no GPS, or whatever else I so chose. The current situation of having a fucking free-for-all is utter barbarity.

    4. Re:You can trust the play store. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      configured to access the device's microphone to collect audio information even when the application is not in use.

      How is this even legal? It's fucking malware.

      But when Siri/Cortana/Google is doing it is OK, right?

  11. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by phishybongwaters · · Score: 1

    You forgot #61. Lists with more than 3 items. Jesus

  12. FTC is dissembling by mveloso · · Score: 1

    "this could constitute a violation of the Federal Trade Commission Act"

    What exactly would constitute a violation of the FTC act? Their footnote states

    "Specifically, Section 5 of the Federal Trade Commission Act prohibits unfair or deceptive acts or practices in or affecting commerce"

    What about using SilverPush would be unfair or deceptive?

    The FTC is attempting to assert jurisdiction, but there's nothing here to regulate. Why is the FTC attempting to regulate apps? Why don't they do something useful and regulate adware?

    1. Re:FTC is dissembling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's deceptive that they place you under audio surveillance without making it clear in their privacy policy.

    2. Re:FTC is dissembling by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      Yep. The basis of most settlements with the FTC. Consumer, by the way, includes employees.

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    3. Re:FTC is dissembling by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      How is it not deceptive? It's listening to what television you watch and then reporting that to some backoffice all without telling you.

  13. cut the hard line, neo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I guess now we need a switch that physically disconnects the microphone.

    1. Re:cut the hard line, neo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That switch should also physically disconnect the camera.

    2. Re:cut the hard line, neo by UnderCoverPenguin · · Score: 2

      Definitely. Also should have better sandboxing of apps, like finer grain permissions, proxy handling and the ability to substitute alternate resources. For example, a few apps might really make sense to let them see you on-call status, but they don't strictly need more than that. Other apps only need audio mute or attenuation. That could be handled in the audio services rather than by the apps. Then sometimes, one might have a good reason to use an app that request more permissions than one is willing to grant. Resource substitution Could allow that. (Any app that refused to work because it detected a "dummy" resource better have an extremely good reason to need the "real" resource.) One or more (preferably more) alternate contacts resources, for example, would allow users to control what subsets of their contacts each app has access to (for the apps that have a legitimate use for reading your contacts).

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      Don't try to out wierd me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you, free with my breakfast cereal. --Zaphod Beeblebr
    3. Re:cut the hard line, neo by arth1 · · Score: 2

      That switch should also physically disconnect the camera.

      I'm not so worried about someone getting a real close-up of my nipple, but anything using the camera or mic or accelerometer or GPS or IP connectivity when not in the foreground should require an explicit authorization from the user, every time. Google really needs to give users a way to block this. A barndoor wide acceptance without specifics at install time is not good enough.

  14. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The length of the list is important, because it emphasizes just how invasive IoT technology already is and will be in the future. No act, no matter how small and inconsequential, will go ignored. Things you don't even realize you're doing will be monitored and tracked, and you won't have even the slightest clue that it's happening. Things that one takes for granted, like the sanctity of one's genital region, will soon fall victim to IoT monitoring. When it comes to IoT devices, nothing is more important than providing as much information to advertisers as is possible. That lengthy list captures that idea perfectly.

  15. Looks like a preemptive warning by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    It appears based on maestroX's post above (which lists Silverpush-using apps) that nearly all of the offending apps on the market are clearly targeted at foreign users - primarily it seems Southeast Asian markets.

    Which is consistent with the FTC's letter saying that no USA programming features the broadcast component of this technology.

    Seems like this is a preemptive "US advertisers had better not use this" warning.

    Also - most of the developers will likely just ignore the FTC due to lack of jurisdiction, as the worst case the FTC could do is have these apps blocked for US users which the developer probably doesn't care about.

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  16. Illegal Anyway? by Luthair · · Score: 1

    Seems like it would always be illegal in 2-party states (as people around you aren't consenting) or if the user isn't told about it.

    1. Re:Illegal Anyway? by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

      Seems like it would always be illegal in 2-party states (as people around you aren't consenting) or if the user isn't told about it.

      It might also be considered copyright infringement against the tv shows, especially if the audio is stored for any length of time.

    2. Re:Illegal Anyway? by cogeek · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it's in the TOU you agree to when you click Install

    3. Re:Illegal Anyway? by PPH · · Score: 1

      I suspect that these apps don't actually record audio. They detect the unique embedded signatures (audio watermarks, etc.) and just forward that data to their servers. This may or may not be legal. But it has yet to be court tested.

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    4. Re:Illegal Anyway? by subk · · Score: 1

      They detect the unique embedded signatures (audio watermarks, etc.)

      Which is all poppycock. Neilsen's "psychoacoustic" chirp tones do not work reliably. I am a broadcast engineer. I am blacklisted from being a Neilsen Home. But my mate a few blocks away is not. He signed up, and we played with the device. I won't go into specifics, but you can tell when it hears a tone because it goes about phoning home the telemetry. If it does not catch them, it is basically reporting that you aren't watching the tube. We observed the unit and found it was only catching our station's chirps 25% of the time, but that major national spots (commercials) were recognized much more often. Still not great, though. On the FM radio side, some of my colleagues have hipped me to the black-art of pre-processing your audio so that Nielsen tones "stand out" better in your transmitted signal. Anyway, the reason I thought this was relevant is that if the Silverpush apps work reliably, you can bet its because they are RECORDING! That's the only sure-fire method.

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  17. Is the issue limited to Android? by u19925 · · Score: 1

    I am using Android for more than 2 years so I am not anti-Android. However, things like this scare me on Android. Google has very little control on apps, not even to prevent someone violating laws. Up until Android 6, it was not even possible to revoke app permissions. You had to grant all permissions that app requested in order to install it. Many apps used to create fake reasons why they need some permissions. Why do radio app need to dial international number? In iOS, you can configure. On my iOS, I didn't use to turn on location permission until I start navigating. Also, I gave none of the permissions to background app except may be notifications on iOS. It is hard to do fine grain controls like this in Android (I don't know if it is even possible). The fact that FCC had to intervene is a shame on Android.

    1. Re:Is the issue limited to Android? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm planning to buy a new phone this week, and I've been on the fence between the S7 Edge and the iPhone 6S+. I'm currently on an android phone. The main thing I hate about android is that all the Apps come with warnings about all the invasive access to the phone it will have for no reason at all. And you can take it or leave it. My understanding is Apple doesn't allow that sort of stupidity. Why should a puzzle game need access to the microphone?

      I probably will buy the iPhone, even though I hate paying more to get vastly inferior hardware and software that performs like a clunky throwback from ancient history.

    2. Re:Is the issue limited to Android? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      I bought an S7 to replace my S5. My observations: 1) Finger print scanner is much, much better 2) S7 has no Infrared blaster 3) S7 case is really slippery, meaning adding a plastic case for protection/grip is a necessity 4) iPhone 6S still isn't waterproof and still doesn't have wireless charging; if you want an iPhone, perhaps the iPhone 7 will fix these flaws. Also, currently the S7 has a much faster processor than the A9 in the iPhone 6; we are still waiting to see if the A10 will leapfrog the Snapdragon 820, but I'd still recommend waiting for the iPhone 7 if you _must_ have an iPhone.

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    3. Re:Is the issue limited to Android? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My current phone is Android, and I have an older Android tablet. I poked around app programming. Unless something's changed, doesn't an app need to put an icon in the notification area to do anything in the background?

      At any rate, my next phone will be a dumb phone. The only thing I use my phone for besides phone stuff is as an MP3 player (technically FLAC but whatever). I'm nostalgic for the days when phones had actual pull-out antennas and batteries that seemed to last for at least a week. Oh, and also interchangeable shells. These days everything's white, beige, gray, or black, and it's depressing. I miss my tie-dye Nokia.

    4. Re:Is the issue limited to Android? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Android from 6.0 has a permission system, so you can just remove anything you don't want the app to access, so your "take it or leave it" no longer applies. Never (at least since a long time) applied to CyanogenMod for example.
      Sure, might make the app crash if it really needs it for example, but if you are on this site I expect you'll be able to handle that and figuring out which permissions are reasonable to give to an app.
      Plus, you can stick to OpenSource apps (possibly even via F-Droid) for a lot of things, much harder to do on iOS.
      And Apple has let quite a few blunders through the app stores, like apps infected with malware (XcodeGhost).
      So I'd re-evaluate your reasons for considering iPhone. I'm sure there are good reasons, but yours seem based on lack of information to a large part.

    5. Re:Is the issue limited to Android? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if I'm not so fuck-all lazy that I can actually plug in a power cord and am not such a clumsy oaf that I drop my $1000 device in water regularly? Then can I have a current-generation iPhone? I'm so sick of all these so-called "features" that I don't fucking need shoved down my throat because people are lazy, ignorant buffoons. I don't need my phone CPU to "leapfrog" any fucking thing, either. It needs to run basic apps and make calls/texts, take pictures, and play casual games when I'm stuck at the DMV or on an airplane. This constant feature race just drives up the goddamned price without any real benefit. No, I don't use a bloody goddamned fingerprint scanner, even on my iPhone 6S. I can type in a fucking code, again, I'm not a fat, lazy drooling sack of shit.

    6. Re:Is the issue limited to Android? by Alumoi · · Score: 2

      It's doable in Android. Root, install a firewall and DisableService (handy little program which disables services in apps).

    7. Re:Is the issue limited to Android? by subk · · Score: 1

      The answer there, AC, is calm down. And buy a used phone. It's all good, bro. See, you and I are a lot alike. We have the same (basic) needs. But don't cut off your nose to spite your face... Let the Fat, Lazy, Drooling Sacks of Shit who can afford to drop $1000 iPhones in their champagne do so!! It makes the cheaper phones better. You can't tell me there aren't $250 new AND used options that don't fit your basic needs.

      I won't claim it's a direct analogy, but take halo cars for example. Just because I can't afford a Ford GT doesn't mean they should stop making them. The GT's mere existence makes Fiestas and Fusions better in the long run.

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  18. Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Agreed, but you misspelled "terrists".

    Your former president,
    George W. Bush

    1. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      George W? Really? Eight years on and you're still whacking away at George W. Bush... Couldn't you at least try to keep your trolling topical and current?

      Agreed, but you misspelled "Glorious Jihadis." Allahu Akbar!!
       
      Your sitting Muslim-in-chief,
      Barrack Hussein Obama

      That wasn't so hard, was it? Jesus, the fucking slack jawed halfwits that pass for trolls these days.

  19. FTC are a bunch of LUDDITES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The modern app appers at SilverPush are simply apping apps while apping other apps, so the FTC should keep their LUDDITE hands out of their business!

    Apps!

  20. Re: Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only useful thing IoT advertisers could gleam from data gathered from my nether region is that I'm due to buy another vat of industrial grade walrus grease, and an incrementally larger Yoga doll. Both things would be useful to me, so Bring it On (TM)

  21. Re:Big Government by UnderCoverPenguin · · Score: 1

    Actually, this is businesses ignoring regulations.

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  22. Re: Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Thing by geekprime · · Score: 1

    Says the guy posting as Anonymous Coward, on a site that dosen't verify any identity you care to assume.

    You have been unintentionally hilarious. And done a good deal towards MAKING his point.

  23. Another Offender by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.xaxis.com/products/view/xaxis-sync

    Is another service that provides the same always-listening-to-provide-targeted-ads functionality

  24. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

    That lengthy list captures that idea perfectly.

    ... and ensures that almost nobody will actually read it, defeating the suggested purpose of posting it.

    What you're doing is just as pointless as any other meme that gets spammed on /. and scrolled past by the users.

  25. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, it's not a meme, it's just a comment.

    Second of all, it's not spam, as it's not trying to sell a product (and it's very clearly against commercialism in many ways).

    Third of all, numerous people here have read it, as some have replied to it acknowledging the content.

    So you're completely wrong about everything you just wrote.

  26. Re: Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know this for a fact? Do you trust BizX?

  27. Too bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTC has no say in the issue.

  28. Re: Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Thing by jsh1972 · · Score: 1

    62. ??? 63. Profit!

  29. Re:Reasons why I don't like the Internet of Things by KGIII · · Score: 1

    It's not even a remotely original comment. You, or someone, posts the same damned list at least a half-dozen times every month. Sadly, some people have short memories so you might just as well as keep reposting it but don't, please, pretend it's original. It's probably not even your original post. I first saw it ages and ages ago.

    --
    "So long and thanks for all the fish."
  30. Modern collective nouns by Threni · · Score: 1

    The Federal Trade Commission is warning ***a dozen of developers*** about some code they've included in their apps