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Researchers Prove Shakespeare's Skull Probably Isn't In His Grave (washingtonpost.com)

An anonymous reader writes: 400 years after Shakespeare's interment in Stratford-upon-Avon, archaeological researchers scanned his grave with a ground-penetrating radar to confirm a legend that his skull was stolen by grave robbers. Under cover of night, three men crept toward the Holy Trinity Church with dimmed lanterns and an assortment of tools, according to an "anonymous author, who heard it from a guy, who heard it from his uncle Frank, who claimed to be the grave robber himself." The Washington Post reports this story, published in 1879 but believed to have occurred in 1794, now draws more credibility from the radar scan. Ironically, the grave robbers was said to have been inspired by a British parliament member and phrenologist who'd promised 300 guineas for a chance to examine Shakespeare's skull, but who then reneged after learning it had been stolen from Shakespeare's grave.

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  1. found it by bugs2squash · · Score: 4, Funny

    it's on ebay

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    1. Re:found it by antdude · · Score: 1

      Prove it. URL please.

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  2. Ultimate irony by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most likely it ended up in some theater's prop house and has been used in stagings of Hamlet

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    1. Re:Ultimate irony by KGIII · · Score: 5, Informative

      Now that would be amusing. I do find it baffling. They *proved* that it *probably* isn't in his grave. So, in other words, they didn't really prove anything. *sighs*

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    2. Re:Ultimate irony by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Now that would be amusing. I do find it baffling. They *proved* that it *probably* isn't in his grave. So, in other words, they didn't really prove anything. *sighs*

      I know, I winced when I saw this headline.

      "50% of the time it works every time!"

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    3. Re:Ultimate irony by KGIII · · Score: 1

      "Exactly the same, only completely different."

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  3. What? by Br00se · · Score: 3, Informative

    Prove and probably aren't two words I like to see used together. I guess to a statistician or others who divine the future from tea leaves or entrails it is acceptable.

    1. Re:What? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Ah good. I'm not the only one to have thought that. Sadly, there are people who think they're the same thing. At risk of waxing philosophical and off-topic, I'd say that this is a problem either in science itself or in science journalism and teaching.

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    2. Re:What? by fleabay · · Score: 1

      I'm no statistician, but I could probably prove that it is indeed acceptable, depending on the construct.

    3. Re:What? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Reality is determined by consensus, not evidence of fact.

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    4. Re:What? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      One of us is fortunate that I can't come through this monitor to get to you. Rather than appeal to my own ego, I'll say it's me that is fortunate. But, in my defense (or is that offense?), I'd try *really* hard to kick your ass for that. ;-)

      Seriously, the 'net needs a "slap poster" button. A big ol' mechanical arm, with an oversized cartoon shaped hand attached, comes out and whacks 'em across the jaw. And only I should get access to the button, of course.

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    5. Re:What? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, you disagree with my assessment?

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    6. Re:What? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      No. And that's the problem. *sighs* Sadly, you're right - but you SHOULDN'T be.

      Reality shouldn't give two shits what we think about it. Unfortunately, people will consider reality whatever they believe it to be. People are stupid.

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    7. Re:What? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      People are stupid.

      Nah, just political.

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    8. Re:What? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      As if there's a difference... If people weren't stupid then they'd... *sighs* Sometimes I hate this planet for the people it has on it.

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    9. Re:What? by antdude · · Score: 1

      You probably should prove it. ;)

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    10. Re:What? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      It's just a phase. I have to assume that our lifespans are too short to comprehend the slow pace of evolution.

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    11. Re:What? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, we suck at understanding lots of things - such as large numbers. You can't, well probably can't, picture the difference between 18,953,535,535,353 and 18,953,535,535,354 - and neither can I. Mostly, humans just suck. I'm glad I'm not a human.

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    12. Re:What? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Depressingly large numbers of people dress up their stupidity and claim it's them being political.

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    13. Re:What? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Large numbers of people dress up their malice and claim stupidity. The only really stupid people are the ones that are no good at it.

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  4. "Researchers" by pipingguy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Proved" vs. "probably". What is this, climate science?

  5. Prove ... Probably by coldmist · · Score: 2

    When words don't mean anything any more, 1+1 = 3 and Communism = Capitalism (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BadFTesAPzY)

    Whatever feels good, you can't be wrong.

    What is going on with modern education???

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  6. Imperious Caesar... by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    Imperious Caesar, dead and turned to clay,
    might stop a hole to keep the wind away.

  7. That is the question by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    To have a head or not have a head

  8. The Ring... by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    The account describes a ring with the initials "H.S." found in the tomb with Shakespeare. I wonder if it had something to do with his son, Hamnet Shakespeare.

  9. Wat? by paiute · · Score: 2

    who'd promised 300 guineas for a chance to examine Shakespeare's skull, but who then reneged after learning it had been stolen from Shakespeare's grave

    How did he expect to get the chance to examine it exactly?

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    1. Re:Wat? by wbr1 · · Score: 1

      Maybe family exhuming the body legally for the reward?

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  10. Research shows by EdwardFurlong · · Score: 1

    There is a Nazi gold train buried... color me skeptical...

  11. That word... by dmomo · · Score: 1

    I do not think it means what you think it means. "prove that probably"?

  12. Question by liqu1d · · Score: 1

    Who would "claim" to be a grave robber? It's hardly a profession you'd lie about to look good.

  13. Alas, poor Willy... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    ...I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest.

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    1. Re:Alas, poor Willy... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.

      Werner Heisenberg and Erwin Schrodinger were driving in a car, when they were pulled over by a cop.

      Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
      Heisenberg: No, but I know exactly where I am.

      Cop got suspicious and searched the car.

      Cop: Do you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?
      Schrodinger: We do now, you jerk!

  14. Doh! by Archtech · · Score: 2

    "Ironically, the grave robbers was said to have been inspired by a British parliament member and phrenologist who'd promised 300 guineas for a chance to examine Shakespeare's skull, but who then reneged after learning it had been stolen from Shakespeare's grave".

    Incidentally proving that the intelligence of politicians has not changed much in 200 years. Where did he expect Shakespeare's skull to be found - in the Taj Mahal?

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  15. it was not stolen. It was lent. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    i gather there is some scene in some village drama the hero also called Village, goes on long soliloqui with a skull as a prop. One day the assistant art director forgot to bring it. So Mr Shakespere lent his own skull.

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  16. Re:Looking for the wrong head by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    Dang, I missed that presentation. I had an aunt in Connecticut who was an amateur DeVere supporter.

  17. Proof vs evidence by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

    "Proof" is so often regarded as synonomous to "evidence". S'not.

  18. A million monkeys by kheldan · · Score: 1

    I know.. Maybe if we set a million monkeys down in front of a million typewriters, eventually they'll come up with the location of Shakespeares' skull!

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  19. Shakespeare's epitaph by Opyros · · Score: 1
    Shakespeare's epitaph reads:

    Good friend for Jesus sake forbeare,
    To dig the dust enclosed here.
    Blessed be the man that spares these stones,
    And cursed be he that moves my bones.

    A shame that it wasn't respected.

  20. What the *$^%@ by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    "Researchers Prove Shakespeare's Skull Probably Isn't In His Grave"

    WTF? How do you "prove" something "probably isn't"?

    English, motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

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  21. Two words that don't belong in the same sentence.. by Doghouse13 · · Score: 1

    ..."prove" and "probably".