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33,000 Sign Online Petition Promoting Guns At Republican Convention (cnet.com)

An anonymous reader writes: "An online petition on Change.org claims that constitutional rights are being denied to those who want to bring a gun to the fight for the Republican Party's future," reports CNET. "Though Ohio is an open carry state, which allows for the open carry of guns, the hosting venue — the Quicken Loans Arena — strictly forbids the carry of firearms on their premises." Citing a quote from the National Rifle Association that gun-free zones are "the worst and most dangerous of all lies," the petition has already attracted more than 33,000 signatures, though CNET reports that the whole petition is a satire they're attributing to the Hyperationalist blog. The petition appears to have attracted its last 8,000 signatures within the last 18 hours, shortly after its URL appeared on a web site for young conservatives.

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  1. How is this not win/win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If conservative gun lovers are right, it will be a peaceful convention.

    If liberal gun haters are right, it will result in a massive shoot our and conservatives will kill each other.

    So why does anyone object?

    1. Re:How is this not win/win by Karmashock · · Score: 3, Insightful

      third possibility... they'll be attacked like that draw Muhammad competition in Texas and the whole thing will go down like an attempted armed robbery of a gun store... you know... with some idiot getting shot in the face followed by lots of people in camo laughing at him.

      and yeah... I'm a monster because I think its funny too. Seriously though, the demonetization is fever pitched enough at this point that I really wouldn't be surprised if someone went there to shoot up the place. You know, maybe shoot Donald Trump, after all he's the second coming of Hitler right? Or just shoot republicans because after all they're just cis white male scum, no? The demagoguery has gotten so fucking crazy that an attempted mass shooting along those lines is inevitable. And that being the case, honestly being armed is probably a great idea. The vast majority of gun owners never hurt anyone with their guns and never would or will. So if things are going to get crazy the more armed people we have the better. Because statistically the more people that are armed the more likely those armed people are to not be crazy. Its when only a few people are armed that mass graves start getting bodies pushed into them.

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    2. Re:How is this not win/win by SuricouRaven · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why would they fear that? They can carry guns to defend themselves too.

    3. Re:How is this not win/win by Karmashock · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't see anyone claiming Hillary is literally going to be Hitler. I don't see anyone saying that about Bernie either.

      The worst anyone says about Hillary really is that she might have committed a felony with the whole email thing... and I guess they say that Bernie is a old communist crank. But I don't think anyone is saying they'd be jamming people in ovens or something.

      As to the attempt to say everything is equal... maybe... it isn't a reason to not be armed so much as a reason for both sides to be armed. The issue is the crazies. They're going to have weapons and they're going to take a shot at you. The crazies that are met by anyone that has a gun in response tend to not do much damage. Its the crazies that are met with ZERO opposition that rack up the body count. Saying 'well, the police can deal with it" is probably valid at a convention or something where there will obviously be armed security. However, in a lot of places that takes awhile to arrive and by the time they do... many mags have been slapped home and slides locked.

      I'd just assume they meet lethal resistance as soon as possible. That's all.

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    4. Re: How is this not win/win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      lets take a look at the score books shall we?

      Left vs Right... Who killed more people around the world in the 20th century?

    5. Re: How is this not win/win by KGIII · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even if you exclude Hitler entirely OR count his numbers as an act of the "right" then you've still got the USSR, China, Cambodia, etc...

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    6. Re:How is this not win/win by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The worst anyone says about Hillary really is that she might have committed a felony with the whole email thing

      Actually, no. The worst thing that can be said about her is that she is a corrupt, serially lying manipulator who has operated as part of a family business that enriches them personally through the holding and exploiting of public office. And that everything she says about what makes her qualified for the job is 100% backwards (with regard to competence, past results, world view, and integrity). Her hypocrisy knows no bounds, and she truly considers herself to be above the law. The business with her casual treatment of above-top-secret compartmented intelligence on her home computer and her subsequent lying, stonewalling, foot-dragging and throwing-under-the-bus of her loyal vassals isn't THE problem, it's just another symptom of the suite of problems she and her husband so fully embody.

      But otherwise, yes. The crazies are the problem. Given that reality at a large high-profile event, I'd leave it up to serious door security and professional armed guards, and tell attendees to leave the hardware in the car.

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    7. Re: How is this not win/win by BradMajors · · Score: 2, Insightful

      National Socialist German Workers' Party ran on a socialist platform, including:

      * We demand the nationalization of all trusts.
      * We demand profit-sharing in large industries.
      * We demand a generous increase in old-age pensions.

      Hitler was a socialist.

    8. Re:How is this not win/win by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Kevlar would be more effective at stopping bullets. They want to survive, not have their security get post mortem revenge.

      The only way a gun protects you is if the assassin misses the first time.

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    9. Re:How is this not win/win by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And yet with all that- the Republicans actually managed to find someone an order of magnitude worse- a racist, sexist, pretend businessman with no real accomplishments in business other than multiple bankruptcies and a reality TV show. Someone who's incapable of stating a single thought through policy position and who thinks the best use of televised debate is talking about his penis. And he's about to win the nomination. It would be a comedy if we weren't living through it.

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    10. Re: How is this not win/win by gtall · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If everyone lives by "an eye for an eye", soon we're all blind (paraphrase of Gandhi).

    11. Re: How is this not win/win by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That only works because you righties pretend that Hitler was a leftie when he actually sent lefties like communists and trade unionists to the gas chambers.

      Stalin also sent lefties and trade unionists to the firing squads.

      Historically communists were virulently opposed to socialists, anarchists, and especially to communists of a different stripe, i.e. Trotskyites,

      It doesn't really matter what label you use. The problem people are those who 'have it all figured out and simply have a programme to apply by government force' to solve the big problems of modern society.

  2. All gun laws are anti constitutional. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are no alternative explanations to "shall not be infringed".

    You can quibble all you want about what a regulated militia means, but the conclusion was as clear as day: The right to bear arms shall not be infringed.

    BUT... ...private property is a whole other ballpark -- in this case quite literally.

    It *is* the right of a private venue to set forth rules as they see fit.

    So from one confirmed constitutionalist who believes strongly that the right to defend one's life can never be taken away by the State -- quit your whining folks -- this ain't public property.

    1. Re: All gun laws are anti constitutional. But... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You misunderstand what a "public place" is.

      Just because the public is allowed some place does not make it a "public place". For example restaurants or any other business is perfectly with their rights to ban firearms on their premises.

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    2. Re:All gun laws are anti constitutional. But... by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      they told me that I couldn't bring guns into the visitors' gallery, they were violating the Constitution?

      They absolutely were. "the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." That's the limit on government. They're ignoring the limit. It couldn't be any more obvious. You right to carry was infringed by coercive action of the federal government. How hard is that to figure out, really?

      If they wanted to do this legitimately, they need to bring article V into action; that's why article V is there in the first place.

      I am not particularly pro-gun (I honestly think most people are too dimwitted to carry dull sticks safely.) But in my view this "do anything we bloody want whenever we want to" game the feds constantly play is exactly the wrong way to go about anything.

      That constitutionally-blind approach has bought us the inversion of the commerce clause, squashed the 4th amendment into an unrecognizable caricature of itself, engendered "free speech zones" and commercial monopoly on the airwaves, allowed blatantly ex post facto laws to be crafted and pass through SCOTUS with ease, enabled government confiscation of property for commercial purposes, engendered comprehensive infringement of the 2nd amendment, resulted in deep government involvement in the promotion of Christianity, brought us de facto double jeopardy, torture, detainment without representation, massively excessive bail, federal intrusion on rights clearly belonging to the states, and federal denial of many rights that it was commanded to understand that were retained by the people. Then there's this corporations buying politicians thing which is a product of many laws on many levels, not to mention some extreme SCOTUS sophist malfuckery. And so on.

      There are days I can't decide if we're an oligarchy or a banana dictatorship with rule spread across 500 or so petty dictators. One thing I *am* sure of is that we are not a constitutional republic. That ship sailed, disappeared over the horizon, capsized, sunk, and rotted into unrecognizability on the bottom of a sea of discarded public official's oaths.

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  3. Re:Sounds Good If They Are Strapped Under Chin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Not really.

    If there is anything held in as high esteem with conservatives as gun rights, it is private property rights. Their property, their rules, as much as the hypocrites may grumble.

    What this does do however is alienate even more people from the left. As the must defeat Trump at any cost rally cries reaches fever pitch, talk of open assassination increases as it looks likely he will get the Republican nod.

    You won't find the same discussions on the right with regards to Sanders, even though he is the antithesis to conservative ideas.

    It's bizzaro world when Trump supporters are more reasoned than their detractors.

  4. Re:Seen this before by SuricouRaven · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is a bad idea - which is why the petition is a good idea. It forces the candidates to go against their own rhetoric about second amendment rights and publicly admit that the government does have the power to dictate when and where you are permitted to carry a gun.

  5. Yup. by RyanFenton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've lived in the US all my life - I've shot targets in my backyard when living in Alabama... and I've also looked into a lot of history.

    There's a lot of powerful ways to view history - the romantic iconography of a school curriculum, the spectacle and drama of television history, the open bias of newspaper history (seriously, old newspapers are hilarious), and the random suppositions and conclusions of academic history at various levels and locations.

    The version I find most compelling probably Steven Pinker's Better Angels of our Nature - where it follows a trail of evidence I always saw hinted at the various levels of history presentation, but almost never really followed through on. That despite our large number of massive deadly conflicts, we really are getting less violent at every level of society. It's not some weak trend either - it's overwhelming and fascinating. But it's not a storyline that gels with most methods of conveying history, so it's something almost no one gets presented.

    With that in mind, I find the whole song-and-dance we always go through with guns and appeals to history in our gun culture to be more than a little beside-the-point. Guns in private hands don't ruin everything, and they don't really statistically save that many people either, they just multiply the effect of the crazy people that exist in every society, but all societies seem to be getting measurably less crazy and (Flynn effect) better at abstract thought/problem solving over time anyway. Both the restrictions and the problems of guns are more a sideshow that we will continue to bounce across over time, until they're increasingly meaningless.

    Tragedies will continue to happen, and we will continue to over-react to them, but they're all increasingly noise in the overall picture.

    It's why I find little jabs like this pretty funny - we at large don't really want to push wild-west sensibilities as much as it might seem to the rest of the world, we just have partisans that want to push their ideals at any cost, as they realistically see their vision of their nation indelibly falling away from their ideals.

    So cool - if some of these folks want to march with guns as an expression of their freedom - good on you, have a fun time of it, I suppose. The moment you use that freedom as anyone might fear, however, even your own partisans will come down on you like a mountain of bricks. Even in any events of pure violent fantasy made manifest came about - the society we've grown into at it's most 'conservative' won't support the same things our history allowed, and we're all far too unwilling to give up what our shared peace has given us so far.

    I could certainly be wrong - but it's my best view on history/violence/guns I've seen so far.

    Ryan Fenton

  6. Re:Full Text of 2nd Amendment by chihowa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's pretty disingenuous to assert that the prefatory clause of the 2nd amendment is the only part of the "Bill of Rights" that grants a power to the federal government in the guise of asserting a right, when all of the powers delegated in the original constitution were done so in the articles. Especially since the ninth amendment makes it clear that the point of listing rights in the Constitution isn't to put limits on them:

    The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

    So where in the Articles is the power to decide what training is sufficient for a person to own a firearm?

    Especially because today's guns can do substantially more damage than the guns did when the amendment was written.

    Fixed artillery and ships equipped with cannon, capable of sustained bombardment on a city, were privately owned in that time. The weapons (long rifles) owned by private parties in the Revolutionary War were also significantly better than those used by the English soldiers. The concept of private ownership of powerful weaponry was not exactly a new concept back then.

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  7. Re:Full Text of 2nd Amendment by ArylAkamov · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So many people always forget the first half. The amendment specifically states "well-regulated", meaning it is within the powers of the federal government to regulate militias and arms. Taken in context in the 18th century, "well regulated" probably means something closer to "well trained", but still, it is obvious that arms are meant to be regulated and dispersed through trained militias, and not just any random jerk has a gun. Especially because today's guns can do substantially more damage than the guns did when the amendment was written

    I would invite you to read the federalist papers, which explain exactly what their intentions were.

    It almost seems like you're arguing that since "well regulated" used to mean "In good working order", but doesn't anymore, we should disregard the intention and go with the current meaning that it wasn't intended to be used.

    That isn't right. You would be subverting laws by changing language.

  8. Re:Full Text of 2nd Amendment by west · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If anything would horrify our founding fathers, it would be our large standing Army and the general lack of self-reliance.

    I don't know, I suspect for many of the founding fathers, it would be that we've allowed women and blacks to vote.

    Which is why I don't think America should automatically hew to 200+ year old principles held by the founding fathers.

  9. Re:Full Text of 2nd Amendment by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "A well balanced breakfast, being necessary to the health of the nation, the right of the people to keep and eat cereal, shall not be infringed.

    Who has the right to eat cereal: a well-balanced breakfast, or the people?"
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  10. Nobody is far enough left. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm constantly amazed that avowed National Socialists[1] who tried to forcefully dispossess the 1%ers of their day[2] are somehow no longer far enough left for people today. Not to mention the anti-historical belief that even recasting the Nazis as right-wing would somehow make up for Mao, Stalin and the rest. Or are the founders of Communism no longer left enough? I really can't keep track of history any more as quickly as it's being rewritten.

    One would think that if you look out and the entire world is to the "right" of you that maybe, just maybe, you'd realize that you're at the far loony fringe? Then again, the leftward movement has always reminded me of lemmings, including the role of media fiction[3], with the film crews deliberately herding people right off the cliff.

    [1] Better known by the German abbreviation, Nazi.

    [2] Then, as now, the Jews are well represented in this population. Deservedly so, given how hard they've worked in spite of all the oppression they've faced from those who hate them, to achieve success on their own merits. Which, in retrospect, shows one why that minority ethnic group could be so hated by leftists as their mere existence is such a strong contradiction of leftist propaganda.

    [3] Normal lemmings do not, in fact, run off of cliffs. This fact did not stop film crews from forcing them to do so on video.

  11. They object *because* it will be peaceful by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Liberals object precisely because they know it will be peaceful, setting a precedent for wider lawful use of guns.

    Liberals are only prone to promoting or allowing guns when they know they will be used for ill purposes, like Obama's Gunwalker program which made sure mexican drug cartels got fed lots of nice automatic weapons which were then used to kill people. That's the kind of gun use liberals are all too happy to promote because the few dead border guards or what have you serve a useful purpose in restricting guns for everyone.

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    1. Re:They object *because* it will be peaceful by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Liberals object precisely because they know it will be peaceful, setting a precedent for wider lawful use of guns.

      We Liberals have no objections to this. I like empirical evidence as much as the next guy; so let's run the experiment and see what happens. It really is an ideal test-case for the more-guns-means-more-safety hypothesis.

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  12. Re:Politifact is full of shit. by Cyberax · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, I read most of them. Politifact is entirely correct in that it relies on official sources and not on discredited Reagan era advisers' opinions.