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Smart Mattress With Lover Detection System Will Track Your Partner's Infidelities (hothardware.com)
MojoKid quotes a report from HotHardware: Do you worry that your significant other is having mid-day romps in your bedroom while you're stuck at work banging out TPS reports? There's an app for that, and a smart mattress with built-in sensors to detect when between-the-sheet activities are taking place, with or without your participation. It's part of what a mattress company in Spain is calling its "lover detection system." You can't make this stuff up. Or maybe you can. You might seriously question whether or not the so-called Smarttress from Durmet is a real thing or an attempt at a viral marketing stunt. By all accounts, it certainly looks real. There are two dozen ultrasonic sensors embedded in the springs of the mattress. These tell-all sensors detect the speed and intensity of motion, how long the mattress has been active, and the history of encounters. That data is used to create a 3D map in real time, which you can view on your mobile device with an app for either iOS or Android devices.
Capitalism has officially jumped the shark.
Table-ized A.I.
"Honestly, honey, the kids were jumping on the bed."
Disconnect your television. Do your own research. Draw your own conclusions. They're probably lying. Don't be a sheep.
Mod the box spring coils to harvest energy. Get a tax credit from the gov't. Wife thinks she's getting away with something by having lovers over. Laugh quietly to myself as I get paid.
Have gnu, will travel.
I hope you at least put down a towel. That's the chair where I watch the hockey playoffs.
And while you're at it, you think you can keep her busy at least until the finals are over?
You are welcome on my lawn.
This is slashdot. It's more likely there's a power cord running to his mistress.
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