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Volkswagen 'Dieselgate' Software Developed At Audi In 1999, Says Report (reuters.com)

An anonymous reader cites a report on Reuters: German carmaker Audi created so-called defeat devices which cut emissions in 1999, years before parent company Volkswagen used them to cheat diesel emissions tests, German newspaper Handelsblatt reported on Tuesday. VW, Europe's largest automaker, admitted in September it had manipulated the engines of around 11 million diesel cars, including its VW, Audi, Porsche, Skoda and Seat brands. Engineers at Audi developed software capable of turning off certain engine functions in 1999, but it was never used by the VW luxury division, the newspaper said in an advance release of an article due to be published on Wednesday, which cited industry and company sources. Six years later, when VW engineers at the firm's Wolfsburg headquarters were unable to bring nitrogen oxide emissions below legal thresholds, they started to install the software developed by Audi, Handelsblatt said.

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  1. See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    German Audi just makes quality software and engineering, just like Tesla and Apple - don't buy Asian Honda!

  2. "...but it was never used..." by turkeydance · · Score: 0

    aw, c'mon, man! VW blew it all over.

    1. Re:"...but it was never used..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're referring to Audi

    2. Re:"...but it was never used..." by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 0

      aw, c'mon, man! VW blew it all over.

      But they didn't inhale, in the Clinton sense of the word . . .

      VW executives commented at the beginning of the scandal, that it was "just a couple of rogue programmers."

      Bull-fucking-shit man! In a big German auto company, they have a quality assurance organization, that reports right up to the top.

      If so-called "Rogue Programmers" were doing the dirty work, someone on the executive staff knew what was going on.

      VW's motto used to be "Fahrvergnügen" . . . now it is "Fehlerbehebungsmassnahmen".

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    3. Re:"...but it was never used..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aw, c'mon, man! VW blew it all over.

      But they didn't inhale, in the Clinton sense of the word . . .

      VW executives commented at the beginning of the scandal, that it was "just a couple of rogue programmers."

      Bull-fucking-shit man! In a big German auto company, they have a quality assurance organization, that reports right up to the top.

      If so-called "Rogue Programmers" were doing the dirty work, someone on the executive staff knew what was going on.

      VW's motto used to be "Fahrvergnügen" . . . now it is "Fehlerbehebungsmassnahmen".

      Anytime there is blame to be had, unless the wrong-doer is caught red-handed by someone who can report on it immediately and to the public at large, the normal rules apply here and you all should know the drill by now...

      Shit rolls down hill. Blame the least senior person who touched the code and disavow all knowledge.

      After all , the guys in the senior chairs have better things to do and want their lives back.

    4. Re: "...but it was never used..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VW's motto actually used to be "Wir sind Waffen-SS, jude."

  3. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Asian Hondas & Toyotas etc were way better quality than the US made ones. Heck, even Ford was using Mexican built transmissions.

  4. Test mode by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Looks like they made a software to put the engine into test mode to test a low-emissions operating mode, then later said, "Hey, here's a firmware version that runs lower emissions!" Hilarity ensues when nobody asks what "Test Mode" means and someone just decides the API label must mean it's designed for emissions tests.

    Practical impact is still just a bunch of whining. "He chewed gum in class!" and what happened? "He's not allowed to!"

    1. Re:Test mode by Lumpy · · Score: 0

      Exactly. It's all a bunch of whining with no real impact at all. and honestly what they have to do to make them compliant is WORSE for the environment.

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    2. Re: Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's fraud. You can whitewash it all you want, but here in reality land, it's called fraud and we prosecute. Wait till be has to pay back the owners.

    3. Re: Test mode by sconeu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed. Cars were advertised and sold as:

      1. Performance: X
      2. Mileage: Y MPG
      3. Emissions: Meets General US and California specific emissions.

      Right now, we have 1 and 2, but not 3. After the fix, it will have 3, but most likely neither 1 nor 2.

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    4. Re: Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just admit that you're mad because you can't into compact diesel and decided to bitch at germany.

    5. Re: Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      as a buyer frankly i only care about 1 and 2 being correct

    6. Re: Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Tell me where you live and I'll dump some NO2 under your front door.

    7. Re: Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vast majority of the affected cars were not sold as US or California compliant, but Euro 5 compliant. The KBA (Federal Motor Vehicle Agency) has said that they will only approve fixes that will not degrade performance or increase CO2 emissions (and thus fuel use).

    8. Re: Test mode by Tailhook · · Score: 0

      It's fraud.

      VW fanbois grasp at any explanation to excuse the worlds largest car manufacturer for their fraud. The same mentality that enables corporate staff to rummage around until they find some "test" software that "works" with zero curiosity about why is exactly how banks and regulators hand-waved fraud in the mortgage industry as long as the right fairness in lending goals were achieved. But the former are great folks that made a "mistake" and the latter are criminal capitalist pig dogs.

      It's amusing watching hypocrites twist themselves in knots. The day of reckoning is coming, however; the environmental establishment is going to have it's due if only for having been made fools; VW is going to pay through the nose and be called what they are: frauds.

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    9. Re: Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's good and all, but given my experiences over the past 20 some odd fucking years, I don't think I'd ever develop software for something as politically sensitive for emissions control.

      Why? Because software developers have no professional association and seem gleeful to throw each other under the bus, gaslighting asshole managers have too easy of a time. The gaslighting asshole managers will blame the "rogue programmers" for their own fucking stupid "misunderstanding" of the term "test." Management never seem to be able to fucking understand anything, and nobody gives a flying fuck that management never fucking understands anything. So we'll gleefully throw the "rogue programmers" under the bus. Then maybe, years down the road, if the "rogue programmers" were wise, it'll come out that there was a record in writing of a programmer doing a pseudo legalease detailed write up about why they can't turn on "test mode."

      God help him if there's no recorded reply (either voice or written) when the gasshole manager said, "I don't care, use it anyway" or "That's too technical. You're not being a team player. If you ever want to work in software again, you'll use test mode."

      Goodness knows I've encountered enough gassholes so far in my career that I've learned to be a fucking lawyer about everything unless I have a very high level of trust in somebody, but usually when I reach that level of rapport with somebody, they'd just accept my one-liner "we can't do that" on faith knowing full well that if something comes to me the next morning, I'll be the first to admit I was wrong and that we do have a way of doing the thing I said was impossible. Naturally, this only works for technical problems.

      If you don't be a lawyer with management you don't know well, you're just a management change away from a gasshole throwing you under the bus and potentially ruining any future career in software development for you. I watched just this happen to a woman who had more technical skill than people skill. Bam! Gasshole manager fucks over diversity in programming careers, media blames programmers because the gasshole is "good with women" and the programmer is homosexual and simply has never even attempted to date a woman.

    10. Re:Test mode by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It's all a bunch of whining with no real impact at all. and honestly what they have to do to make them compliant is WORSE for the environment.

      Explain?

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    11. Re: Test mode by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Cars were advertised and sold as:

      *SNIP*

      3. Emissions: Meets General US and California specific emissions.

      Yeah...like more than a handful of US consumers give a rats ass about emissions....

      Most are interested in the actual performance, looks and how well it works over the years.

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    12. Re: Test mode by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Cars were advertised and sold as:

      1. Performance: X 2. Mileage: Y MPG 3. Emissions: Meets General US and California specific emissions.

      Right now, we have 1 and 2, but not 3. After the fix, it will have 3, but most likely neither 1 nor 2.

      That's why God invented JATO.

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    13. Re: Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Free laughing gas!?!

      Do you deliver it personally, or do you send a lackey?

    14. Re: Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fraud.

      It's amusing watching hypocrites twist themselves in knots. The day of reckoning is coming, however; the environmental establishment is going to have it's due if only for having been made fools; VW is going to pay through the nose and be called what they are: frauds.

      While it is fraud, I seriously doubt the VW will end up paying through the nose, as they employ way too many people for that to happen. Whether it happens in public or via the backroom there will be serious discussions between the US and Germany at a minimum, if not all of the G20 on how to punish them without causing the loss of jobs in Germany or any where else.

      It will probably end up working out like the the US announcing a $X Billion fine, will the fine print saying that 95% of the fine is paid by the the loss of "good will"

    15. Re: Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most are interested in the actual performance, looks and how well it works over the years.

      As if performance matters when there's a 55 mph speed limit.

    16. Re: Test mode by adolf · · Score: 1

      But they did do all three, especially since #3 is only tested on an EPA-sanctioned dynamometer.

      That said, while I feel that emissions standards should call for real on-the-road testing across the board, this wasn't (and AFAICT, still isn't) the case.

    17. Re:Test mode by Excelcia · · Score: 1

      Because emissions requirements are generally based on percentage of (bad thing being tested for) per litre of exhaust. "Fixing" the problem reduces the fuel economy, so even though the amount of bad emissions per litre of exhaust is lower, the total amount of fuel being burned is so much higher that the amount of bad emissions per amount-of-fuel-burned per kilometer is much higher since there is so much more exhaust total.

    18. Re:Test mode by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Fixing" the problem reduces the fuel economy

      I recall how in the eary 70's emmissions standard were going to destroy the automobile with engines getting terrible gas mileage, and no power.

      And yet, here I am with a 4 cylinder Jeep that gets around 30 miles per gallon, and has enough ponies to keep up with traffic better than many old school V8's. And it's clean. Which by the way, is a lot better gas milage and power than a similar engine from before that time. Somehow the deadly predictions didn't come true.

      then again, what are ya gonna do - there are still people pissed off about them removing lead from gasoline.

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    19. Re: Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Free laughing gas!?!

      Do you deliver it personally, or do you send a lackey?

      I don't know, and I can't stop laughing!

    20. Re: Test mode by batkiwi · · Score: 1

      Yeah...like more than a handful of US consumers give a rats ass about emissions....

      Most are interested in the actual performance, looks and how well it works over the years.

      Most are interested in having a legal car. States could, rightfully, refuse to allow registration renewal on these cars.

    21. Re: Test mode by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I send you, lackey, since you don't know the difference between Nitrogen Dioxide (NO2) and Nitrous Oxide (N2O) and all I need for you to do is make a delivery, not understand chemicals.

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    22. Re: Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just in case you've been in a coma since 1976, the National Maximum Speed Law that mandated 55 mph was repealed over 20 years ago. The states set the speed limit laws now. In my state it is 70 mph.

    23. Re: Test mode by sjames · · Score: 2

      You'll care a great deal when you can't drive the car at all until 3 is met. You'll have the urge to kill when you see that to meet 3 you will have to give up 1 and 2.

    24. Re:Test mode by steveha · · Score: 0

      I recall how in the eary 70's emmissions standard were going to destroy the automobile with engines getting terrible gas mileage, and no power.

      It's true that engines have come a long way since the early 70's. It's also true that back then, most people didn't imagine just how far it would be possible to go.

      However, I think we really are running up against some hard limits here. You can keep ratcheting the laws upward but at some point it really is impossible to comply.

      In my opinion, the best way to clean up the air is to look at the whole system and try to get the area under the curve to shrink. The strategy being pursued by the Obama administration is to demand the cleanest engines they can get away with demanding, even if this makes cars more expensive; combine that with a sucky economy and new cars are selling more slowly. That means that older cars are staying on the road longer. I would favor a strategy of leaving the standards where they are, or possibly even easing them just a little, and watching competition float the cost of a new car downward a bit. Less-expensive cars means more cars being sold means more clean cars being driven.

      At the same time, we need to get more serious about punishing drivers of really polluting old cars. This disproportionately punishes the poor, as for the most part only the poor will be driving the really polluting really old cars. I read somewhere that the nasty blue smoke from just one of those old cars is polluting like three dozen new cars; I just Googled for a reference on that, and while I didn't find one, I did find this: 25% of cars produce 90% of car pollution

      Suppose a car is 99.7% clean. Suppose that you could force the car company to make the car 99.9% clean, but the cost of the car would go up $3000. Would you do it? I'm not sure I would, but the Obama administration I believe would go for it.

      Those cheating VW diesels emit too much pollution, but they are much cleaner than older diesel cars. It is a better deal for me if my neighbor gets rid of his old diesel and buys a new cheating VW diesel. Even better still if he gets one of the cars that doesn't cheat, but those cost more.

      I hate it when I see an old "beater" car go by with a noxious cloud of blue smoke coming from the tailpipe. I would love to see all those cars off the road. To speed up the process, stop making new cars more expensive.

      P.S. I can't take credit for the idea of looking at the effect of the cost of new cars on the total behavior of the system; I got the idea from this blog post.

      P.P.S. I look forward to electric cars becoming common. If electricity is cheap and electric cars are cheap, pollution will drop even more.

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    25. Re:Test mode by tipo159 · · Score: 1

      And yet, here I am with a 4 cylinder Jeep that gets around 30 miles per gallon, and has enough ponies to keep up with traffic better than many old school V8's. And it's clean. Which by the way, is a lot better gas milage and power than a similar engine from before that time. Somehow the deadly predictions didn't come true.

      then again, what are ya gonna do - there are still people pissed off about them removing lead from gasoline.

      Your 4 cylinder Jeep that gets 30 mpg, puts out 156 bhp and 141 lb-ft. The only old school V8s with that little power and torque were the ones choked by early emissions control devices.

      The problem with lead going away was that it was needed for the valves on older engines. Eventually hardened valve seats would eliminate the need but who had to pay for all of those engine rebuilds to install them.

      Oh, what's the EPA fuel economy numbers for a 1985 Honda CRX HF? Almost 60 mpg highway. Twice what your Jeep that you are so proud of is rated at.

    26. Re:Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was there, and I remember it too.

      In all fairness, 70's era emissions controls often did ruin power, made manufactures cap away carb adjustments thereby making cars run like shit at altitude (burning too rich) without breaking the law by removing the caps, and further added complexity and common failure points (air injectors, coast rich systems, EGRs, and a spaghetti chase of vacuum hoses which became brittle and cracked under heat), often made cars commonly stumble and stall in traffic, AND to top all of that off, did have a measurable negative effect of gas mileage--during the oil crisis of all times.

      Don't get me wrong, things are much better now, and many of us old farts forget just how bad it was back then, at least until we get behind an improperly maintained classic car and get to suck their gas. All of that was just a bunch of mechanical hacks in want of good, reliable and inexpensive electronic fuel injection and ignition, but I guess you gotta stumble before you can walk.

    27. Re:Test mode by modecx · · Score: 1

      CRXs got closer to 50 MPG (US), at least that's about what my friend's particular car did. But what did they weigh? About 1600lbs or so? Add another half a ton of sheet metal and it might scrape the bottom of the current crash standards score chart. And damn it was tiny.

      So, like all things in life, it's about finding a balance. Do I want to get great mileage...or live through a crash?

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    28. Re: Test mode by Bruha · · Score: 1

      Oh so emission standards is obamas fault? i don't recall him passing any. the last fleet economy standard update was likely under Bush. Oh and it's updated by congress not the president.

    29. Re: Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeeze someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Its a joke.

    30. Re:Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is typically a tradeoff in engine design between particulate emissions and NOx emissions. Reducing NOx beyond a certain point requires increasing the exhaust gas recylcing (EGR) rate, reducing the cumbustion efficiency and thus emitting more particulates, which are worse both for the environment and for human health than NOx. This is why Europe allows more NOx, but less particulate mass and a lower number of particulates than California and the other states that follow CARB regulations. It is also likely that switching to a single map that meets NOx emissions standards under test conditions requires compromises that produce more of both pollutants in certain on-road situations.

    31. Re: Test mode by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      After the fix, it will have 3, but most likely neither 1 nor 2.

      Only if you let the Volkswagen screw you. They can fix this problem on many vehicles without any loss of performance, they just need to install expensive emissions control equipment. On the others, they just need to buy it back from you so you can buy something better.

      In some countries there is another option. They could get the car to pass emissions test but end up in the highest tax bracket, in areas where tax is determined by emissions. Then they could pay the extra tax for the life of the car. In some places that could be â1000/year or more.

      Don't get screwed, demand all three or your money back.

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    32. Re: Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's hope so. US government agencies have caused a lot of damage by the way they handled this case, blowing everything hugely out of proportion, making heaps of false and/or questionable accusations and acting like this is the first case of tampering with emission tests ever. The whole affair seems very dishonest and hypocritical. It is nothing more than an attempt to grab money, to damage the reputation of a competitor to U.S. government-backed car manufacturers and to distract from EPA's own failures in the recent past. It is suspicously similar to the way Toyota was attacked because of a problem with accelerator pedals that probably never existed.

      It is more than fair that VW should fix the issues at its own cost and that owners should be compensated for their inconvenience. If it can be established that any environmental damage was done, it is also reasonable that VW should pay for compensation projects administered by an independent third party. Anything beyond that is, in my opinion, unfairly taking advantage of the situation. Let's not forget that only a few VW employees, who are already facing criminal prosecution, were responsible for this violation and similar cases involving American manufacturers (e.g. GM's Cadillacs) were handled with small fines and little publicity. Moreover, the EA189-equipped cars do not actually pollute more than most comparable Euro 5 diesels (or even many Euro 6 diesels). The only difference is that other manufacturers (as far as we know) design around test conditions, rather than checking for them explicitly (although the Opel Zafira case suggests otherwise and the Renault Espace case is also very fishy).

    33. Re:Test mode by Kagetsuki · · Score: 1

      Actually by regulating fuel entering the chamber alone you reduce the amount of unburnt fuel in the chamber (assuming adequate intake). Dynamically reducing the amount of fuel sprayed in the chamber based on a variety of factors such as total available intake, engine temperature, etc. inhibits available output but can dramatically decrease fuel consumption rates. By further dynamically calculating driving conditions and dynamically "curving" throttle response for more drawn out acceleration you can further increase efficiency all just from electronic regulation. The result however is making the car less powerful and responsive. The EPA however doesn't care how the car feels - thus the cheat worked.

      Also emissions requirements are much more complex than you make them out to be. Only the most lenient of emissions tests would test for percentage of some element per litre of exhaust. Particulate counts, chemical composition, burn ration, trace chemicals (additives, depletion from lines and lining, oil, etc.), moisture, etc. are all measured under a variety of conditions such as cold start, sustained high load, reduced oxygen levels (high altitude), high humidity in intake, etc. For a car to be able to maintain high efficiency in all of these situations requires at the least extremely complex control systems and sophisticated software. If on top of that you have sophisticated energy reclamation systems, filtering and conversion technologies, well designed intake and exhaust systems, hybrid systems, etc. etc. you can achieve some very high efficiency numbers *without cheating*.

    34. Re:Test mode by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      At the same time, we need to get more serious about punishing drivers of really polluting old cars.

      The problem with that idea is that there are not that many of them, and they don't tend to put in that many miles. You really can't make a substantial dent in pollution that way.

      25% of cars produce 90% of car pollution

      Your citation doesn't support your argument, though. FTFA, "How you drive, hard acceleration, age of the vehicle\e, how the car is maintainedâ"these are things we can influence that can all have an effect on pollution.â" Age of the vehicle is only listed as one factor. Also, their sampling methodology was shit, and this is shown in the article. Vortices will affect probe samples. Only direct tailpipe sampling is meaningful.

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    35. Re: Test mode by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They can fix this problem on many vehicles without any loss of performance, they just need to install expensive emissions control equipment.

      Where do you imagine they're going to fit that equipment? In the boot? Maybe in your lap? If you were actually paying attention to this issue, watching podcasts by industry insiders talking about it and the like, you'd know that the equipment is not just expensive but it also takes up substantial space. There is literally no room in these vehicles for this equipment. If you were familiar with modern automotive designs or with VAG autos in particular you'd know that. They pack equipment in tightly.

      There is only one way for VW to fix this problem short of buying back cars and replacing them, and that is to decrease their performance. What's amusing is that Mazda explored selling diesels, and they rejected the idea because they could only get VW-like performance out of them while hitting emissions targets, so they rejected them. Now, it turns out that VW can't, either, even while delivering only VW-like performance.

      You can't cram all that equipment into a car not designed for it. On a pickup truck you might find a place for it. On a passenger car? No.

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    36. Re: Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's amusing is that Mazda explored selling diesels, and they rejected the idea because they could only get VW-like performance out of them while hitting emissions targets, so they rejected them.

      Mazda does sell diesels and has done so for decades.

    37. Re: Test mode by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Oh so emission standards is obamas fault? i don't recall him passing any. the last fleet economy standard update was likely under Bush. Oh and it's updated by congress not the president.

      For some people, yes. You do know about the Tanks Obama movement. I thoght it was just a meme until was in a traffic jam with a guy once who spent the entire time blaming on Obama.

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    38. Re: Test mode by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Most are interested in having a legal car. States could, rightfully, refuse to allow registration renewal on these cars.

      Thankfully, I live in a state that doesn't require any emissions tests, etc...I often forget there are states that do.

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    39. Re:Test mode by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Your 4 cylinder Jeep that gets 30 mpg, puts out 156 bhp and 141 lb-ft. The only old school V8s with that little power and torque were the ones choked by early emissions control devices.

      Way to not get the point. The point is that the concept of lower emmissions=lower gas mileage is not true. And I'm not certain that I ever claimed that my vehicle had more or less power than old V8's. Just that it keeps up with them. There was a time when if you had a four cylinder, you were paying a stiff performance price. Now you just drive them the same way. A drag race? Old V8 wins. Cruising down the interstate all day? No difference.

      >

      The problem with lead going away was that it was needed for the valves on older engines. Eventually hardened valve seats would eliminate the need but who had to pay for all of those engine rebuilds to install them.

      There were a lot more problems created by keeping lead in the gasoline. Nasty expensive to society type problems. It's a pretty interesting story if you care to look it up.

      Oh, what's the EPA fuel economy numbers for a 1985 Honda CRX HF? Almost 60 mpg highway. Twice what your Jeep that you are so proud of is rated at.

      Yes, they did get pretty high gas mileage. I'm not certain what your point is here. A 1985 Honda CRX HF is not a drop in replacement for my vehicle. It's tiny and extremely light. I need 4WD and traction control and ground clearance, and some confidence that I'll make it out of the woods in the same shape I went in. That Honda was purpose built to get very high gas mileage. My vehicle is purpose built for different things, and the gas mileage is just icing on the cake. As well, there is a diminishing return on gasoline mileage. I think that you have been parsing my post for something to rail on, and forgetting that what I wrote was into direct reply to a person who said that Lower emissions =more fuel consumption.

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    40. Re:Test mode by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I was there, and I remember it too.

      In all fairness, 70's era emissions controls often did ruin power, made manufactures cap away carb adjustments thereby making cars run like shit at altitude (burning too rich) without breaking the law by removing the caps, and further added complexity and common failure points (air injectors, coast rich systems, EGRs, and a spaghetti chase of vacuum hoses which became brittle and cracked under heat), often made cars commonly stumble and stall in traffic, AND to top all of that off, did have a measurable negative effect of gas mileage--during the oil crisis of all times.

      Yes, those engines were a mess. I'm pretty sure the companies were pissed off at teh guvmint telling them what they had to do, in addition doing it in the cheapest way possible.

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    41. Re: Test mode by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Mazda does sell diesels and has done so for decades.

      Yeah, they don't sell the Mazda 3 diesel in the US because they could only make it perform as well as a Golf and that wasn't good enough for them. Watch Autoline, or don't, but that's where I get most of this stuff.

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    42. Re:Test mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those cars are not classic, they're just old.

      A classic car is when you could open the hood and actually see the engine.

      Really sucked screwing around with those points though.

    43. Re:Test mode by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      There is typically a tradeoff in engine design between particulate emissions and NOx emissions.

      This is true. As with anything else, there are tradeoffs

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    44. Re: Test mode by steveha · · Score: 1

      Oh so emission standards is obamas fault? i don't recall him passing any.

      The Obama Administration has officially taken credit for making the CAFE standard tougher.

      The Obama Administration today finalized groundbreaking standards that will increase fuel economy to the equivalent of 54.5 mpg for cars and light-duty trucks by Model Year 2025. When combined with previous standards set by this Administration, this move will nearly double the fuel efficiency of those vehicles compared to new vehicles currently on our roads.

      https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2012/08/28/obama-administration-finalizes-historic-545-mpg-fuel-efficiency-standard

      And I didn't edit this Wikipedia page.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_Average_Fuel_Economy#2009_Obama_Administration_directive

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  5. It was intentional fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    They knew exactly what they were doing. For a technical explanation of how the controller was reverse-engineered see the 32c3 conference lecture:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZSU1FPDiao

    If you're in a hurry you can skip the first 30 minutes, but a good engineer gets the background info.

    1. Re:It was intentional fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The first 25 minutes or so are basically just a rehash of what every engineer already knows, but near the end of the introduction the Audi guy talks a bit about the differences between EU and US legal systems and the consequences, and he also gives some interesting figures on deaths caused by and the social and economic cost of VW's cheating system.
      So don't skip 30 minutes, but start at the 25 minute mark.

  6. Dont listen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't listen to these stories, they are probably true but other companies have done much bigger crimes. All this dieselgate scandal is just a smear campaign by the US government to make the germans agree on secret trade courts that give over the control to the companies in the TTIP treaty. They just "show" how mean a government can be. I wish the german government strength and that they don't get overrun by the Nazi "alternative zur demokratie" party nor by american corporate colonialism.

  7. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quality (or lack of it) has nothing to do with it, and everything to do with cheap labor. It's all crap, designed to grenade itself after a predetermined time limit so that you have to spend money on their parts, or better yet buy a new vehicle.

  8. Why I Won't Read This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    By using the -gate suffix, you have ensured that I will not read a word you have to say. You are telling me that this problem is incapable of standing on its own merits, so you must resort to trickery to make it appear to be a bigger problem than it really is.

    Why am I bothering to say this? Because my problem is with the use of -gate, not the underlying issue that you are attempting to misrepresent. I will happily listen to someone else saying the exact same things as you, so long as they refrain from referring to this as a -gate incident. But if the only people who are refusing to call it a -gate incident are Volkswagon's PR people, well, I'm going to get a very skewed view of what happened, now aren't I?

    Just say no to -gate. It only harms your ability to get your voice heard.

    1. Re:Why I Won't Read This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your copy pasta from Soylent wont get you any more kudos here then it did there.

    2. Re:Why I Won't Read This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still have problems trying to figure out what was wrong with the water, back in the original Water-gate scandal. I saw a movie about it, and there was no water invoved asfar as I could see. Someone said it was because the building was called "Watergate", but that makes no sense because that would have made it Watergate-gate.

      And what is it with these damn gates? I thought gates had been rehabilitated after all that money trying to fix malaria. This does not make sense!

  9. Enough with the *gates by The-Ixian · · Score: 2

    Unless you are talking about Gates McFadden of course...

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    1. Re:Enough with the *gates by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, her real name is Cheryl; Gates is her middle name. There's some story behind why she dropped the first name for her stage name, but I can't seem to find it now.

    2. Re:Enough with the *gates by blindseer · · Score: 1

      I had to look up her name on IMDB and after reading her bio there I believe I recall what you are talking about, but then it's quite possible I am completely wrong. Before becoming an actress she was known in the industry for her work with Jim Henson as a Muppeteer. In an effort to distance herself from her work with Jim Henson she'd use her middle name when applying for acting roles. Of course she found success as an actress and her work with the Muppets is just a side note on IMDB.

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  10. Pick by Macdude · · Score: 1

    Horsepower
    Fuel Efficiency
    Emissions

    Choose two.

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    "Grab them by the pussy" -- President of the United States of America
    1. Re:Pick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close, but not fully true. The problem is in the testing. High power engines aren't really tested by the chassis dyno cycles. They hardly leave idle. So they can be optimized for low emissions and efficiency in that area, and still be high power / high efficiency in high power areas. Unlike trucks with engine dyno certification, which have to meet standards even at full engine speed and load.
      Why the legislator doesn't simply dump the chassis dyno certification process into the trash bin and apply the engine dyn cert for all down to including passenger cars is something I cannot understand. Even manufacturers would benefit from this from being able more easily to support the extreme variety of different cars offered today.

    2. Re:Pick by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I get all three: I have a gasoline-powered car. (Gasoline engines usually make more power than diesel ones BTW, just less low-end torque. You never said anything about torque, just HP.)

      Honestly, they should just give up on diesel-powered cars altogether. It's really not that great a fuel for that application because of the NOx emissions, and the high cost of the engines, plus the higher cost of the fuel itself. Gasoline is a better fuel for now, until we can get moved to more hybrids, and then finally all-electric.

    3. Re:Pick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diesel is about thirty percent cheaper than petrol (per litre, per MJ the difference is even larger) and the cycle is more efficient. Additionally, a diesel engine lasts longer and needs less maintenance. Diesels do indeed produce more NOx. However, they also produce far fewer ultra-fine particulates than modern petrol engines, which are a much bigger environmental problem, as well as less CO and volatile hydrocarbons. The recent focus on NOx is blurring the bigger picture. Diesel is clearly the cleaner technology.

      That being said, with a better energy-to-mass ratio, electric vehicles would indeed be the way forward. I hope we get there someday soon.

    4. Re:Pick by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Diesel is about thirty percent cheaper than petrol

      No, it's not. It's more expensive. Gasoline is about $2.80 at the gas station 2 miles from me, while diesel at the same station is about $3.00. It's like this everywhere in the country.

      Additionally, a diesel engine lasts longer and needs less maintenance.

      Bullshit. Gas engines are lasting 200k miles these days easily. No one is getting rid of their cars because of the engines any more, they get rid of them because they get old and ratty and the interiors fall apart; new cars do better in crash tests, get better fuel economy and power (both!), and have nicer electronics so they can play music on their phones or from the internet etc. Modern gas engines don't need any significant maintenance until 100k. Your argument hasn't been true for ages. It was true in the 1980s.

      And NOx is a major component of smog; ultra-fine particulates are not. That's why Europe's cities have so many smog problems, while American cities are actually much cleaner.

  11. VW engineers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    " Six years later, when VW engineers at the firm's Wolfsburg headquarters were unable to bring nitrogen oxide emissions below legal thresholds, they started to install the software developed by Audi, Handelsblatt said."

    More like:
    Six years later, when VW engineers at the firm's Wolfsburg headquarters were unable to bring nitrogen oxide emissions below legal thresholds, their managers told them to install the software developed by Audi,

    1. Re:VW engineers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, engineers tend to be managed by engineers, so the sentence is correct.

    2. Re:VW engineers? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's questionable. First off, only the lower-level managers are usually former engineers; in lots of engineering companies, the top management is not composed of former engineers at all, they frequently come from other backgrounds. And secondly, if someone stops doing engineering and just does management, personally I would not call him an "engineer" any more, just as I don't consider myself a "bagger" even though I used to bag groceries in high school many years ago.

    3. Re:VW engineers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, only the lower-level managers are usually former engineers; in lots of engineering companies, the top management is not composed of former engineers at all, they frequently come from other backgrounds

      That's not my experience. The highest ranks of management in most engineering companies in Germany, both small and large, are usually dominated by engineers, usually with a PhD in engineering. This is especially true in the car industry.

    4. Re:VW engineers? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt that's the case in American companies, and I'm quite sure it's not the case in car companies.

  12. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

    I dunno...I've heard some real horror stories about Audi's lower-end cars (A3, A4). I know a lawyer who lemon-lawed two TTs.

    On the other hand, my low-end Audi runs like a champ with 200,000+ miles.

  13. Sure, blame the engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Software engineers develop software to beat a benchmark. Assuming that the same software will perform the same in all other situations is unwarranted.

  14. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a few lawyers that do business drive-bys then sue said businesses for ADA violations without even stepping in the door. They win most cases out of court because it's cheaper that going to trial. Your known lawyer was probably paid off for the same reason. Lawyers are about the same as copyright trolls.

  15. Could we stop tacking 'gate' to everything? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    Seriously. Not only does it sound like an idiot wants to sound hip, it also makes no sense whatsoever. Watergate was the name of the hotel. It's not like some gate was involved altogether in the scandal.

    If the whole "-gate" craze taught me one thing then that whenever journalists feel the urge to tack "-gate" to something, it usually means that the scandal is little more than hype and that it can't stand up on its own so it has to be propped up by a reference to some well known actual scandal.

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    1. Re:Could we stop tacking 'gate' to everything? by Alioth · · Score: 2

      I was hoping for a scandal involving Bill Gates. Then we could have Gatesgate.

    2. Re:Could we stop tacking 'gate' to everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Dieselghazi?

  16. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Audi is one of the few brands that have consistently done well in reliability and durability comparisons for a very long time, along with Volkswagen, Toyota, Mazda, and Mercedes-Benz. But then, every brand has better and weaker models and every car part can break down if you're unlucky. Furthermore, proper maintenance is crucial. Not performing it in time or e.g. using the wrong type of oil can severely shorten the lifespan of an otherwise dependable vehicle.

    A well-maintained Audi should last many hundreds of thousands of kilometres without major repairs.

  17. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by Kagetsuki · · Score: 2

    Sounds like you either haven't owned a well built car or you suck at maintenance.

  18. Vorsprung durch Technik by KayakFun · · Score: 1

    Audi's long-standing motto is 'Vorsprung durch Technik', which in a way is right, they used software technology to hide the hardware problems.

    Disclaimer: I have an Audi diesel, but not one of the 'special' ones.

  19. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Not performing it in time or e.g. using the wrong type of oil can severely shorten the lifespan of an otherwise dependable vehicle.
    A well-maintained Audi should last many hundreds of thousands of kilometres without major repairs.

    Part of the problem is that Audi's service intervals are dirty lies. I have a 1997 A8 Quattro. It is meant to have a 75k interval on the timing belt. California state law said they have to last 95k, so Audi just bumped it up to 95k... without changing the belt. The ZF5HP42A transmission has no dip stick, and Audi claims you never have to change the fluid. This, of course, is a dirty lie. If you don't change the fluid then one of your pistons will stick eventually and cause catastrophic failure of the clutch A basket. A non-warranty transmission replacement is some five grand or more. They mounted the ABS controller where the connector would catch a shitload of water. When I got my car I had to clean that connector because the ABS wouldn't even scan even though the controller is actually in the cabin, not even under the hood. The positive junction (battery is in the trunk) is on the BOTTOM OF THE RIGHT FRONT FRAME RAIL, WITH A FAT GROUND WIRE RUNNING RIGHT NEXT TO IT, right at the right front suspension. This is about the most insane possible place to put it. They regularly need attention because of the placement, and also, any dickhead with a screwdriver can murder your car.

    I also have a 1982 Mercedes 300SD, which has literally none of these problems. All the goodies are tucked away nicely and/or have a big plastic cover on them.

    German autos went in the toilet in the 1980s, just as American cars went into the toilet in the 1970s. They are still there. Might as well buy Japanese, now. They will work just as well and last a lot longer.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  20. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sounds like you either haven't owned a well built car or you suck at maintenance.

    I own Audi's flagship from 1997, the A8 Quattro. The sticker says that as delivered (with warm and cold packages and 17" forged wheels) it MSRP'd at $69,000 even. With inflation, that's $102,374.50 in today's money. You would hope a car like that would be built to last, but it is not. They gave the transmission a lifetime service interval when it really needs a fluid change (which can only happen from the bottom with the vehicle perfectly flat and level) every 50k. The climate control foam gets sticky when the vehicle is parked in the sun and this can lead to destruction of the climate control servos... $130 each. The servos are connected to the flaps by little nylon-looking plastic widgets which appear to be designed to self-disintegrate. Broke one of them and had to replace it... can't buy it by itself. Like all modern vehicles, suspension link ball joints are pressed in and cannot be replaced, so the whole suspension arm has to be replaced. But TRW (who made the OE parts) is now making parts in China and they are garbage. Sadly, all the competing parts are also made in China, and also garbage. The rear sun screens always fail eventually, little plastic clips in them break. Someone has invented somewhat expensive aluminum replacements. The ABS pump module is mounted in a shit location where the connector can catch water. The fuel pumps fail reliably and are a motherbitch to replace. Evap systems are starting to leak now across the line. Many people have had plastic fuel tanks crack. The plastic sheath for the headrest motor cable expands over time (thermal cycling?) and pulls the cable out. You have to disassemble the seat back, remove the cable, remove its sheath, and shorten it, then reassemble... still stupid. The lumbar bladders reliably fail, too. These are Recaro seats so they're not exactly cheap parts-wise. The ignition coils (it's coil-on-plug) use intermediate drivers which fail somewhat reliably. There is a plastic pipe that carries coolant between the block and the block-mounted oil cooler, which WILL crack and spew. An aftermarket aluminum replacement is about the same price as another shitty plastic pipe from Audi.

    This is a flagship, it is the best that Audi could do in 1997, and it still has numerous failures which could have been avoided with adequate design. Don't get it twisted. Cars are crap.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  21. Conspiracy goes higher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the VW Porsche etc to know about the Audi code, some HIGHER manager had to know about it and pass it over.
    This is not a rouge engineer. This is systemic corporate cheating.
    Start testing and kicking the cars OFF THE ROAD.
    Then you will see some action by the company.
    Owners who find their cars cannot get a tag, will start suing the company.
    Then you will see some action by the company.
    Maybe it is cheaper to pay for politicians than cars.

  22. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by Kagetsuki · · Score: 1

    Changing fluids, transmission included, is a regular service for any car - or any machine for that matter. As for parts you can't replace... I hate to tell you that but that's sort of a staple of German cars. It's practically a running joke that you can buy an older M series BMW for peanuts, then have to sell an organ to get it in running order.

    Look at cars like the GT86/BRZ - practically every part on that car has at least one 3rd party manufacturer replacement. In fact Toyota/Subaru literally have specification documents they released with the specifications for different parts of the car so 3rd party manufacturers could make customized parts. Same goes for the Mazda Roadster (Miata), Honda Civic, Toyota Hilux, Subaru Impreza/WRX STI, Lexus RF-C, Mitsubishi Lancer, etc. etc.. Having 3rd party parts available and long-going active communities around the car make maintenance a much more accessible task.

    I've got an early model MR-S that's been treated like trash, thrown around, and generally treated poorly. I've only had to replace a few parts on it but all were purchased new out of parts catalogues almost 17 years after the car was made. And this is a car that is notorious for requiring a lot of maintenance for a Toyota. Definitely no headaches in the maintenance department for me.

    If you haven't yet you should check out "Regular Car Reviews" on YouTube. It's hilarious but he also goes into a lot of history on cars, explains the reasons behind different defects and quirks, etc. No review for the older A8 but there is one for the A4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  23. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I've got an early model MR-S that's been treated like trash, thrown around, and generally treated poorly. I've only had to replace a few parts on it but all were purchased new out of parts catalogues almost 17 years after the car was made. And this is a car that is notorious for requiring a lot of maintenance for a Toyota. Definitely no headaches in the maintenance department for me.

    What annoys me about Toyotas is what annoys me about all modern cars. To save a gram or two here and there, they have taken the maintainability out of it. I can buy bushings for my suspension arms but I can't replace the ball joints and they fail just as rapidly. Toyota does the same thing; even on models with stamped suspension parts they press in the ball joints so that you can't replace them.

    With that said, Japanese cars are probably the best value now. They are throwing equipment at them (a base civic has radar cruise control now!) and parts availability is superior, as you say.

    I do watch RCR, he's pretty funny. I'd like to let him loose on my A8.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  24. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The ZF5HP42A transmission has no dip stick, and Audi claims you never have to change the fluid. This, of course, is a dirty lie. If you don't change the fluid then one of your pistons will stick eventually and cause catastrophic failure of the clutch A basket."

    So the ZF5HP42A transmission uses engine oil, which gets gummed up and causes issues with piston rings? Never heard of such a thing, better check your blinker fluid while your'e in there.

  25. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    So the ZF5HP42A transmission uses engine oil, which gets gummed up and causes issues with piston rings?

    Are you trying to be clever, or do you not know that automatic transmissions have pistons inside of the valve body to control hydraulic fluid flow? They're solenoid actuated, and this particular transmission (which has five speeds, three planetary gears, and three disc-type clutch packs) has somewhere between 8 and 12 of them, I forget. I could look it up, but this "conversation" doesn't really warrant it. Audi calls it 01L and I have the VAG SSP on it, so I could tell you, but why?

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    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  26. Uhm... No... by Casandro · · Score: 1

    First of all it's a bit misleading when we are talking about software here. Technically it is, but actually it's more like a parameter set the actual software is working on. The actual software is the same for many companies and written by Bosch.

    Dubious parameters have been used by other companies before. One example is BMW motorcycles.

    If you want to get some information with some credibility, watch this talk:
    https://media.ccc.de/v/32c3-73...

    Those people have reverse-engineered the software and the parameter set... and they have done actual real-life tests to verify that.

  27. Re: See, told u Audi is better than those cheap As by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

    The thing is, you are not supposed to buy higher end Audis. They are to be leased for a company fleet for a few years and when a car hits about 100000 km, it is considered old and only good for selling it to East Europe.

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  28. Re: See, told u Audi is better than those cheap As by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    They are to be leased for a company fleet for a few years and when a car hits about 100000 km, it is considered old and only good for selling it to East Europe.

    That's not happening any more. Now they are recycling them.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  29. Re: See, told u Audi is better than those cheap As by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

    Of course it does. They are bought everywhere in Germany, put on a trailer, then they go to Rostock where the truck and trailer is put on a ferry and goes to Estonia for example. The reason why they take the ferry is that it is safer than driving through Poland.

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  30. Re: See, told u Audi is better than those cheap As by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Recycling a car worth €20000? Sure...

  31. Re: See, told u Audi is better than those cheap As by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm talking about the USA, which is where I live. They don't export A8s from here to Europe when they get old. They squish them and turn them into new A8s, or suspension parts or something. Or soda cans.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  32. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by Kagetsuki · · Score: 1

    With all the troubles you report on the A8 I think that would make an excellent episode of RCR!

    I actually had to call my mechanic anyway because a plate on my right front damper keeps coming loose and I'd rather not tighten it myself without a lift and all. He's a Subaru specialist, also does Toyota. I asked him about ball joint replacements and his response basically amounted to "for most models they wouldn't be easy to replace yourself without tools and lift, but they're not that big of a deal to replace". Granted this is a guy who worked on the Subaru world rally team so his definition of "not a big deal" is probably a bit different - but I don't get the impression they're machined into the frame in such a way as they are impossible to replace.

    As for Toyota using combined and unitized parts that's just how the whole industry is going. Sure you can't just turn a wrench to tighten something up but conversely this is what has enabled electronic tuning and quite a bit of sophisticated cross component integration. It also seems like a natural evolution into electric and hybrid systems - though I'm sure you're with me when I say you'll be prying the shift knob to my mechanical transmission from my cold, dead hands.

  33. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    It also seems like a natural evolution into electric and hybrid systems - though I'm sure you're with me when I say you'll be prying the shift knob to my mechanical transmission from my cold, dead hands.

    Well, I sympathize, but the truth is that I've been driving luxo-barges so I've been driving slush boxes. The automatics used with the diesel in the W126 mercedes are pretty interesting, they don't shift down until you manually rev match but they have a hill sensor so you don't ever need much pedal input in normal driving, only when passing. And now I have a D2 A8 Quattro which was only offered with a 5-speed tiptronic. I don't have a tiptronic shifter because my car is a 1997 and they had to omit tiptronic to meet emissions standards, but it's on the list. I recoded the TCM to euro, which makes it hold gears for you if you blip the throttle and it downshifts, then you let off to brake — as well as disabling the dynamic shift program. Thus, the transmission is consistent once it warms up. I also had a '93 Impreza LS, which was only offered with a four-speed slush box shared (oddly enough) with the Nissan 240SX, in which it is obviously RWD. It has a manual mode activated by a button on the stick. In the Subaru, it also locks the center diff in 1st gear. My 240SX had a 5 speed manual, of course. Before that I had a V6 T-Bird with a slush box, and before that an IROC with a slush box... Before that was a 300ZX Turbo with a stick, which followed a 280ZX with a stick.

    If the auto in my A8 dies, it's about the same money in parts to convert it to a six speed manual as it is to get the transmission fixed. I hope that doesn't happen, but if it does...

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  34. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by Kagetsuki · · Score: 1

    That's an interesting history! Personally I'm addicted to good MT so it's hard to imagine the jump from Z's to various AT vehicles. As for the Imp it's such a broad badge it's hard for me to make any judgement. I'm honestly glad they separated the Impreza badge from the WRX STI in the newest generation.

    Do yourself a favour and check out a manual BRZ the next time you have a whim to look. Customizable, maintainable, reasonably priced and intensely satisfying.

  35. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Do yourself a favour and check out a manual BRZ the next time you have a whim to look. Customizable, maintainable, reasonably priced and intensely satisfying.

    How is the BRZ for a driver who is two meters tall?

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  36. Re:See, told u Audi is better than those cheap Asi by Kagetsuki · · Score: 1

    Not sure actually. I'd imagine once you get in it's alright, but getting in comfortably may be an issue....

  37. Re: See, told u Audi is better than those cheap As by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They cannot be imported in Europe because they do not meet European safety standards if they were built to US market specification. However, I cannot imagine that such an expensive car would be recycled unless it was unrecoverably damaged by an accident, especially in a country that does not have meaningful periodic roadworthiness tests. Considering the high resale value of Audis, that would not make any economic sense.