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Warmest March In Global Recordkeeping (wunderground.com)

Layzej quotes a report from Weather Underground: March 2016 was by far the planet's warmest March since record keeping began in 1880. In the NOAA database, March 2016 came in a full 1.22C (2.20F) warmer than the 20th-century average for March, as well as 0.32C (0.58F) above the previous record for March, set in 2010. This is a huge margin for breaking a monthly global temperature record, as they are typically broken by just a few hundredths of a degree. Global satellite-measured temperatures also found this March to be the warmest -- the sixth consecutive monthly record in the UAH satellite data set. Gavin Schmidt, the NASA Goddard Institute for Space Studies has estimated that 2016 already has over a 99% chance of being the hottest year on record, based on the first three months alone.

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  1. Satellite data in 1880? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe those 1880 satellites weren't calibrated as good as they are now?

    I hear it's a little cool in the midwest this April.

  2. Okay... so what am I supposed to do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Honest question.

    I ride my bike to work. My house is powered by a solar panel installation. I recycle everything I can, compost a lot of the rest, and generate very little actual garbage. I do have a car but it's rare I actually need to use it.

    What exactly am I supposed to do about global warming? Yell at my neighbours because their piece of shit 1970s automobile spews a cloud of toxic black crap every time they pull out of the driveway? Make funny faces at the moron down the street who insists on driving a hummer every time he passes my house? Stand on the side of the road with a sign over my shoulders that says "REPENT, THE END IS NEIGH"?

    I'm just one person. Most of my close friends and family are mindful about their impact on the planet just as much as I am. I don't know what we're supposed to do beyond that, though. When I hear shit about the crap places like India and China are pumping into the air, I wonder why the hell I'm bothering in the first place. I suppose 'cause it's the right thing to do, but I don't know how much of a difference a dozen of people could possibly make.

    1. Re:Okay... so what am I supposed to do about it? by lobiusmoop · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What exactly am I supposed to do about global warming?

      Birth control.
      When you cut through all the environmentalism BS, you see that the real underlying problem is obviously overpopulation.

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    2. Re:Okay... so what am I supposed to do about it? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2

      The answer is "Vote in elected representatives who will enact a global carbon tax".

      That's the "solution" that's waiting in the wings.

      It's uncertain if that solution will address this problem but it's what some people want to impose upon us.

      LK

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    3. Re:Okay... so what am I supposed to do about it? by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Funny

      Birth control.
      When you cut through all the environmentalism BS, you see that the real underlying problem is obviously overpopulation.

      Thankfully for most Slashdotters, involuntary abstinence is a very good form of birth control.

    4. Re:Okay... so what am I supposed to do about it? by Captain+Kirk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I suggest you download and watch Idiocracy: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

      Birth control by smart intelligent people who care about the planet is just a way of handing it over to stupid uneducated people who don't use birth control and don't care about the planet.

      If you wouldn't vote for people like that in an election, why on earth would you hand the future of the planet over to them and their descendants?

    5. Re:Okay... so what am I supposed to do about it? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yell at my neighbours because their piece of shit 1970s automobile spews a cloud of toxic black crap every time they pull out of the driveway?

      Maybe. In the Europe even old cars have to meet emissions standards, even old ones. So we don't really have a problem with people running broken cars belching out smog, because they are required not to.

      Why should you accept someone polluting the shared air that you both have to breathe?

      I don't know what we're supposed to do beyond that, though.

      You already did a lot, and you should be commended for that. Beyond that the best thing now is probably to keep pressure on politicians to address the issue. The US has a huge problem with denialists in government. Get them to follow the lead of those countries that are making a big effort to address the issue, like Germany.

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    6. Re:Okay... so what am I supposed to do about it? by religionofpeas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      12 billion is sustainable if we make sure those people have access to a high standard of living powered by renewable energy and fed through sustainable farming

      If you can have 12 billion survive at a high standard of living, that means you haven't reached the maximum population size yet.

    7. Re:Okay... so what am I supposed to do about it? by stevelinton · · Score: 2

      Vote for governments that will stop your neighbours running those cars and pressure India and China to close their coal plants.

    8. Re:Okay... so what am I supposed to do about it? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or are you saying that the liberals just say whatever they want as long as it moves their agenda forward?

      Yes, that's what liberals do. They sit at large conference tables, discussing how to destroy western culture, commit white genocide, and turn the world into a vegan-only communist dictatorship. When someone comes up with a particularly brilliant idea, such as designating Whole Foods the People's Grocery Store, they all rap their knuckles and shout "BWAHAHA!!!" in unison. The FEMA camps are only the beginning. Expect the massive die-offs to begin soon!

      Seriously, though, have you considered asking your psychiatrist for new meds? The ones you are on are obviously not working.

    9. Re:Okay... so what am I supposed to do about it? by Alomex · · Score: 2

      Support government action. Much as people in America like to pretend the government is only a source of pure evil, reality is that great progress has been made through government action. Today the environment is cleaner than before the EPA was passed and several species have made it back from the brink of extinction. There are many other successes, such as the highway network, public health campaigns and public education.

  3. Hypotheticals by Empiric · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. March was the highest average on record by 2F, all of which was anthropogenic in origin.

    2. March was the highest average on record by 2F, 1F of which was anthropogenic, and 1F was caused by long-standing historical temperature cycles.

    3. March was the highest average on record by 2F, all of which was caused by long-standing historical temperature cycles.

    What modifications of human industrial/consumption/energy behavior would you recommend for each of these cases, given that which is actually the case is not determinable? Implicit in this is the question of what the "right temperature" would be.

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    1. Re:Hypotheticals by KeensMustard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, if number 3 is true, it's probably time to consider killing yourself.

      That scenario suggests firstly that some undetectable phenomena is driving climate change, and also that some undetectable phenomena is preventing the warming that should have occurred from rising levels of CO2 in the atmosphere. Also, there is a century long conspiracy plot, possibly the moon landings were faked to keep this plot secret, and presumably the entire scientific community is in on it. The level of power and authority and basic competence need to sustain such a secret over such a length of time is indicative that the power structures we thought governed the world are not actually effective, we live in a state of absolute servitude and what we think is real is probably not real. It's hard to believe that humans could achieve such a thing, implying an outside influence - supernatural, or possibly alien in nature.

      Given that you are powerless, and have no ability to change that situation, I suggest in this circumstance that your best course is to top yourself, and let the blissful kiss of death ease you.

      Alternatively, you could consider asking yourself "What framework or philosophy might guide our collective actions in this circumstance, and what methods can we use to help us understand the situation better?" Let me suggest that rather than making shit up as a method or listening to mouth breathing liars as a strategy to understand the situation better, that we could employ science. And lo and behold! Science has already told us what has caused the problem and given us at least a rough outline of how to make things better.

      Maybe you don't need to kill yourself after all.

    2. Re:Hypotheticals by x0ra · · Score: 3, Informative

      Existing models have failed to correctly predict "the pause", so why should we continue to trust them blindly ? They are obviously missing something...

    3. Re:Hypotheticals by Empiric · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your hyperbolic defensiveness was very amusing. Thanks.

      If you prefer, same temperature, 2F change, but it -would have been- 3F mitigated by a -1F attributable to non-anthropogenic variation.

      Again, what is the "right number" as a target, given that I presume you aren't arguing for purely arbitrary objectives for the purpose of literally-unquestionable political "give us unlimited budgets and power for the purpose of achieving... something".

      And yes, this was very much a "conspiracy" in the political sense, and absolutely factually so.

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    4. Re:Hypotheticals by Sique · · Score: 2

      Luckily, there are other places which keep weather records, like the Royal Gardens at Schoenbrunn Palace, Vienna. And they do it since 1732. And they report a 2 K (or 4.5 F) increase right now. And their evidence gets corrobated by the glaciers in the nearby Alpes, where the lower limit of the glaciers is steadily going up, as you can tell from postcards with pictures of the mountains for over 150 years. While the actual mass of a glacier is determined by multiple factors like local snow- and rainfall patterns, the lower limit is solely determined by the average temperature over long times. Last year for instance, the glaciers in the Austrian Alpes lost on average 23 meters in length, with a single exception, one glacier that lies solely on the northern side of a mountain and is shadowed most of the day even in summer, which grew a little.

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    5. Re:Hypotheticals by Alioth · · Score: 4, Informative

      There has been no pause. It only looks like "a pause" if you cherry pick an outlier warm year and ignore the trend.

    6. Re:Hypotheticals by dywolf · · Score: 2

      They're called smart people, who know how to read a graph.

      http://www.motherjones.com/fil...

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  4. Re:Nobody Gives A Shit by KeensMustard · · Score: 5, Funny
    I had no idea that you had been appointed "the guy who speaks for everybody" Did you get a hat or sash to go with the responsibility?

    Now that we know who you are, can I ask you a question about emacs and vi?

  5. Re:some questions by Zocalo · · Score: 3, Informative

    why is the temperature record significant?

    It's just one of many data points, but many people still think "global warming" rather than the more accurate "climate change" so pointing out that it's getting warmer and warmer is a way of getting across the view that things are getting worse and that the rate of change is accellerating.

    are the specific causes known and how exactly?

    Known, not really. Lots of theories, many with quite a lot of supporting evidence, but nothing that can be pointed at and said "this is the way this is" with a degree of certainly like you can apply to a proven physical law. Welcome to much of science; that's just the way it is - a series of ever more accurate models that hopefully get close enough to the reality to be "good enough" for what you need to do, but quite often never actually getting there in a manner similar to Xeno's Paradox.

    if the causes are known was the temperature with accuracy predicted by models when those causes were included? why not?

    The current models are often insanely complex and even then simplify the reality down considerably to enable computation to occur in a reasonable timeframe; e.g. data points for a given model might now be collected and calculated on a 1km grid instead of a 10km grid a few years ago - an order of magnitude more accurate, but still with enough margin of error to miss something important, or have nature throw a curve ball through that would have needed 100m resolution for the model to catch. See above about Xeno's Paradox.

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  6. Re:some questions by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

    It's just one of many data points, but many people still think "global warming" rather than the more accurate "climate change"

    How is "global warming" less accurate? The average temperatire is warming and that causes the climate to change. It's two facets of the same thing.

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  7. Actually it doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's say that it is all natural --- now what? We still don't want all the ice to melt.

    Let's say it is "all human". Now what? The governments don't actually do anything.

    Why not do something concrete like ban all non-emergency air travel? NO NOES THE INCONVENIENCE!!! Why not ban all government use of jets? Why not ban the use of corporate cars that aren't electric? Why not ban air conditioning?

    It isn't really about whether or not something is happening but rather governments never follow through, making the alarmism itself rather pointless.

    No one is willing to live up any luxuries, especially the big shots jetting around to these conferences.

    1. Re:Actually it doesn't matter by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We need to stop pitching it as giving up luxuries, because that isn't what's needed. We need to pitch it as making your life better.

      A better insulated home saves you money on HVAC and maintains a more pleasant environment (no more air-con chills or huddling around the radiators). An electric car is smooth and quiet and powerful and charging at home is much more convenient than regular trips to fill up on petrol, so the sooner the prices come down and we can all have one the better. Plus any reduction in the pollution entering your lungs improves your health and reduces healthcare costs (how much do you spend on allergy meds and inhalers?), and reduces the time and money you spend cleaning your home.

      Don't say it's not possible. People in Europe and Japan have similar or better standards of living than people in the US do, and use a fraction of the energy.

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  8. Re:some questions by Zocalo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was thinking less accurate more in that it just focus on one aspect of a much larger and more complicated picture rather than being incorrect. For instance, it might theoretically be possible for the average temperate to stop increasing, but we could still suffer catastrophic effects from some other aspect of climate change - e.g. the proposed effect on Europe of a massive glacial ice melt causing the warm water flow across the Atlantic to stop. It's also only accurate on a global scale; some areas of the world are showing a consistent reduction in recent local temperate averages, for instance, whereas "climate change" covers all the bases much better.

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  9. Re:Nobody Gives A Shit by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look at the first graph. Notice how the climate is basically identical to the second graph.

    Maybe you could explain why the charts are mostly blue in 1921 and mostly red in 2013? Furthemore, despite the fact that the difference in the first chart should be only two Fahrenheits, I think I do see the 2013 being slightly higher on average. If by "basically identical", you mean that it's two Fahrenheits out of a fifty Fahrenheit annual amplitude, then yes, it's "basically identical". But most people wouldn't call, say, a seasonal ten Kelvin difference in outside temperature during their year as "basically identical" even though 290K and 300K is "basically identical" from a certain point of view.

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  10. Re:Nobody Gives A Shit by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not cherry picking these

    Yes you are. You are trying to disprove that global warming - and that the average of all the temperature stations are wrong - because one single station doesn't show the same increase as the entire globe.

    And surely you should not be looking at the first graph. It only shows the minimum and maximum temperatures and not how long it spends are the top end of the range throughout the day compared to the minimum. If in 1921 it peaked at the maximum only briefly compared to later years (when it might spend many hours more at the peak) then the average temperature for the day would be lower.

    The better graphs to look at are the ones below the min/max temps graph on the links that you provided. Compare the temperature departures from those two links and you see a lot more red (above the 0) on the more recent year. That shows the real temperature difference; that the average temperature over the year has indeed risen since 1921.

    How embarrassing it must be for you to have thought that you were smarter than all the climate scientists in the world who do actually know how to read the data. And how arrogant are you to to claim that to disagree with you means that they are all shills. The only one here spewing misinformation is you. I suggest that it is far more likely that it is you who are the shill.

  11. Re:Nobody Gives A Shit by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nobody gives a shit. Not even the people who pretend to.

    If nobody gives a shit, then why do stories on climate change generate so many comments? And why did you bother coming here to post about it if you don't care? I suggest that you do actually care.

    I'm sure that you cared when you undoubtedly said that global warming was a myth because it was getting cooler since 1998. You probably also cared when you claimed that it was a myth because of the hiatus once it became obvious that the cooling was just the result of 1998 being an outlier year. And I'm sure that you care now when the records are being consistently broken, but this time all you can do is try to distract us from the facts by claiming that nobody actually gives a shit now.

    Sorry, we do give a shit, even if you like to pretend that we don't.

  12. Re:Nobody Gives A Shit by dave420 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm still trying to figure out what your point is. So far you've just cherry-picked some data after saying you're not cherry-picking, made some wild claims without supporting evidence, and then told everyone to stop discussing minima and maxima because you've had enough of it.

    It seems your grasp of the topic is somewhat tenuous and flavoured more by anger than intellectual curiosity.

  13. Re:Nobody Gives A Shit by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, I'm showing that it isn't noticeable as a person.

    No, it is noticeable as a person. Not only can you feel just one degree centigrade difference without any trouble, but the number of places not experiencing a notable change are outnumbered by the number of places which are. The average person can notice a change, if they do not have their head jammed straight up their arsehole.

    But the man on the street walking about... the point of the graph I showed was to make it clear that it is so subtle that you don't see it for feel with your own eyes and skin.

    Right, and you're wrong.

    So explaining why people might not care is really pretty self evident.

    Yes. They think it can't happen to them, and they don't care about anyone else. Quite self-evident.

    Anyway... if you want to discuss this civilly you'll find me a genial fellow. If you instead want to trade barbs you'll find I know how to draw blood as well as any.

    [citation needed]

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  14. Re: some questions by dave420 · · Score: 2

    If it's not the warmest on record, of course they will be quiet. What's so hard to understand about this? The scientists are reporting their findings. If you choose to read too much in to it and interpret as something else, well, that's your problem.

  15. Re:Nobody Gives A Shit by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

    Exactly... and here is why:

    You can't possibly be that stupid. Did you even look at those graphs? Read the little numbers and letters running underneath and up the side?

    Every summer is the hottest, every winter the coldest

    I guess you are that stupid.

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  16. Re:Nobody Gives A Shit by dywolf · · Score: 2

    No, I'm showing that it isn't noticeable as a person. You can only really make these claims when you factor a lot of weather stations together and average them to get these numbers

    Well no f'ing s*** Sherlock.
    AgainMay I again point your attention to the word global .
    Global warming.
    Global Average Temperatures.

    the idea its not visible when you look at only one station is meaningless.

    but some things people do notice: shorter, milder winters; the warm season beginning earlier; summer lasting longer; hurricane season beginning earlier, lake effect snow storms being larger (warmer air holds more water, increasing snow dump).

    btw, yes, some of the station records are exactly that: someone recording a temperature every hour of every day.

    you have no true interest in discussing anything, civilly or otherwise.
    your purpose here is to spread misinformation and doubt.

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  17. Re:Nobody Gives A Shit by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 2

    Exactly... and here is why: http://www.climatestations.com...

    https://www.climatestations.co...

    I'm not cherry picking these... that is the oldest temp from that station and the most recent temp posted into the website from that station.

    Jesus Christ. "That station"? The one and only Downtown LA station that quite obviously moved from "WBO" to USC Campus? With all your acute recognitional skills that tell you the climate was "the same", yet you didn't see that? [facepalm]

    Ohh, and is there a special reason why you used 2013 data when 2015 is available?

    Last but not least, look at the second graph on each page.

    The second chart down shows the day-to-day mean temperature anomalies (daily mean temperature less the corresponding long-term climatological mean). Vertical lines extending upward from the zero line indicate above average means for the day (colored red), those extending downward indicate below average daily means (colored blue). In general, the most extreme departures for Downtown Los Angeles are positive, reflecting to a large extent the occurrence of warming offshore flow episodes.

    They sure noticed something. You didn't.

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  18. The sun is measured. by XXongo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The flux from the sun is continuously measured by satellites.

    One thing that we know quite well is that changes in solar output is not the cause of present-day warming.

    It could be a factor in past climate variations-- we can't measure solar output very well millions of years ago, or even for that matter hundreds of years ago. But it is measured now, and it's not the cause of warming.

  19. Leave us alone by tom229 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have a car, because I have to drive to work. It's expensive to own a car and I'd rather not, but it's much more expensive to live in the downtown core where my office is, and to have my wife stay home with the kids. Therefore we both work, we live in the burbs, and we drive to work and daycare... like everyone else. Not because we want to, but because we have to.

    I heat my house with natural gas and power it from whatever power is on the grid because it's my only option as well. I live in a townhouse and don't think I'd have much success convincing everybody to upgrade their furnace and install solar panels above their unit. I'd love to live in my own detached house with infinite money to customise it for the planet, I simply can't afford to do so.

    I recycle as much as I can, even though there's evidence that for many products it costs more energy to recycle than make new, such as with plastic.

    This movement wonders why nobody seems to care? We've been berated and guilted with this shit for decades. We are all concerned, but most us are running the hamster wheel, working the wage slave gig, hoping like hell to be able to send our kids to college and scrap together enough money we'll be able to relax a little before we die. So I'm not really surprised when people get a little tired of hearing this shit and make up excuses why not to believe it. You're preaching to the wrong people. Take it to congress, to industry, and to other world leaders... leave us alone.

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    1. Re:Leave us alone by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      I have a car, because I have to drive to work. It's expensive to own a car and I'd rather not, but it's much more expensive to live in the downtown core where my office is, and to have my wife stay home with the kids. Therefore we both work, we live in the burbs, and we drive to work and daycare... like everyone else. Not because we want to, but because we have to.

      You belong to the top 10% of the world, and you're acting like you have some God given right to be in that position. Pretty funny if it wasn't so sad.

    2. Re:Leave us alone by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2

      Actually, what I don't understand is why the electorate DOESN'T hold government and industry more to account.

      I sympathise with your position. You made some choices based on what was pitched to you as the ideal way to progress through life. You have a house and cars, a partner and children. Those are all sensible decisions to make. I don't think anyone should blame you for making them.

      So given that the problem is being kicked down the road to be a burden on your children, why DON'T more people take it seriously and say, "You know, I was sold this bill of goods, and I was told this was the best way to live, and now you're telling me that I'm dooming future generations. Why should I have to pay for those mistakes? The real bandits are getting away scot free!" When environmentalists say that we need to restrict fossil fuel use and development, and switch to alternate forms of energy and storage, it's really for the benefit of the population. It's the fear-mongers in industry, and by proxy, their bought-and-paid-for politicians that are stopping these things from happening.

      So your real avenue for change isn't the lightbulbs in your house (though that's a good thing to do anyway), it's banding together politically with other people, and electing representatives that know that environmentalism doesn't necessarily have to come at the cost of growth and jobs, just growth and jobs in some sectors. And those people can move to other jobs in new sectors, and the government should be there to help that along. That's literally what the government is there for, philosophically--to enact these sorts of societal changes in a tangible way by providing the framework for it to work.

  20. Re:Is this unadjusted (untampered) data? by XXongo · · Score: 2

    The difficulty is that the deniers call all the data "manipulated to further a political point." If you routinely discard all the data except data that supports your pre-determined conclusions, this is not science, but an ideology with no possible way for it to be challenged.

    For example, the Berkeley Earth Surface Temperature project was founded specifically to do an independent analysis of the temperature record, to address the purported flaws in the data analysis by all the previous scientific groups. http://berkeleyearth.org/

    This is the analysis of which Anthony Watts said (before any results were released): "I'm prepared to accept whatever result they produce, even if it proves my premise wrong. ... [T]he method isn't the madness that we’ve seen from NOAA, NCDC, GISS, and CRU, and, there aren’t any monetary strings attached to the result that I can tell. ... That lack of strings attached to funding, plus the broad mix of people involved especially those who have previous experience in handling large data sets gives me greater confidence in the result being closer to a bona fide ground truth than anything we’ve seen yet."

    OK. They are also concluding that 2015 is the hottest year on record.

  21. Data [Re:Nobody Gives A Shit] by XXongo · · Score: 2

    Here's the Berkeley Earth Surface Temperature record for Los Angeles: berkeleyearth.lbl.gov/locations/34.56N-118.70W

    This is slightly more informative view than just comparing two random years, 1921 and 2013. As you can see, a lot of noise in the data (when you average the entire globe, the noise tends to average out. A single location, though, has a lot of variation.) But the trend is up. Looking at the red (ten year average) curve, about 1 degree C of warming from 1921 to 2013.

    Nevertheless, do keep this in mind: Los Angeles is not the world.

  22. Re:Nobody Gives A Shit by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No, I'm showing that it isn't noticeable as a person.

    That is simply not true. If by cherry picking a single graph you were trying to say that it wasn't noticeable as a person and that is why people don't care about this, how does that lead to you saying that "lets not pretend this isn't a shill post for the AGW debate"? Just because it might be too large a phenomenon to notice personally, doesn't mean that climate change is wrong as you have suggested.

    how would you have an average temperature during the day from 1921? would a man sit there and write down the temperature into a ledger every 5 minutes or every hour? You're asking for something that doesn't exist

    No, I'm not asking for that. You are the one who brought up the ludicrous requirement of a reading every 5 minutes. In fact, all I have done is look at the graphs that you presented to us. If the maximums and minimums don't show a great variability between the years while the average temperature anomaly has changed considerably, then they can't have just taken a single measurement of the max and min values. They must have taken more readings. If you don't trust the other graphs on that page then why would you trust the first one?

    If you look at old temperature records they tend to show the temperature at a given time every day or a maximum and minimum temperature reached during that day.

    Forgive me for not taking your word on this, but a citation is required for this claim.

    Anyway... if you want to discuss this civilly you'll find me a genial fellow. If you instead want to trade barbs you'll find I know how to draw blood as well as any.

    This is coming from the civil person who said "show me the papers I need to sign to make the people that keep harping on about this stuff murder suicide each other" and then say that the whole post this started this was actually shill post by apparently corrupt individuals who "want total dictatorial control over the economy". Yep, calls for murder-suicide and accusations of corruption are the height of civility.

  23. Re: Nobody Gives A Shit by fluffernutter · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can picture the climate scientist somewhere in the world reading this and exclaiming, "Anonymous Coward has saved us all! We forgot to consider the sun!"

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  24. Temperate consideration of metric by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Why Fahrenheit is For People. And cats.

    Celsius 0:Cold 25:Warm 50:Dead 75:Dead 100:Dead
    Fahrenheit 0:Really Cold 25:Cold 50:Meh 75:Warm 100:Really Hot
    Kelvin 0:Dead 25:Dead 50:Dead 75:Dead 100:Dead
    Rankine 0:Dead 25:Dead 50:Dead 75:Dead 100:Dead
    Réaumur 0:Cold 25:Hot 50:Dead 75:Dead 100:Dead

    Also, look. At -40C, it's actually -40F. Isn't that cute? Celsius trying to be reasonable, and all. Sorry, Celsius. Too low, too late. Back across the pond with you.

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  25. Re:Things that weren't predicted didn't happen by budgenator · · Score: 2

    I know, right? Three years without an ice cap, not a single Seychelles island left, constant category seven hurricanes. The AGW have been making nothing but accurate predictions for decades.

    Nobody has made any of those predictions as things that would happen by 2016.

    Yes somebody did make some of those claims,

    Prof Wadhams said: "His [model] is the most extreme but he is also the best modeller around.

    "It is really showing the fall-off in ice volume is so fast that it is going to bring us to zero very quickly. 2015 is a very serious prediction and I think I am pretty much persuaded that that's when it will happen."
    Arctic sea ice 'to melt by 2015',

    Professor Peter Wadhams, from Cambridge University, told BBC News: "A number of scientists who have actually been working with sea ice measurement had predicted some years ago that the retreat would accelerate and that the summer Arctic would become ice-free by 2015 or 2016. Arctic sea ice reaches record low, Nasa says

    "This collapse, I predicted would occur in 2015-16 at which time the summer Arctic (August to September) would become ice-free. The final collapse towards that state is now happening and will probably be complete by those dates".

    Wadhams says the implications are "terrible". "The positives are increased possibility of Arctic transport, increased access to Arctic offshore oil and gas resources. The main negative is an acceleration of global warming."

    "As the sea ice retreats in summer the ocean warms up (to 7C in 2011) and this warms the seabed too. The continental shelves of the Arctic are composed of offshore permafrost, frozen sediment left over from the last ice age. As the water warms the permafrost melts and releases huge quantities of trapped methane, a very powerful greenhouse gas so this will give a big boost to global warming." Arctic expert predicts final collapse of sea ice within four years

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  26. Re:Nobody Gives A Shit by riverat1 · · Score: 2

    All that is nice but still doesn't explain WHY FUCKING SATELLITE TEMPS ARE NOT USED???

    Even if they were used they wouldn't help your argument. The UAH lower troposphere has been setting monthly records for the past 6 months. Here's the graph.