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Inside 'Emojigeddon': The Fight Over The Future Of The Unicode Consortium (buzzfeed.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report on Buzzfeed: There's trouble afoot inside the Emoji Council of Elders, or, at the very least, signs of a low-simmering schism that's being referred to by some of its participants -- perhaps with less humor than one might expect -- as "Emojigeddon." A series of frustrated emails show a deepening rift between those who adhere to the organization's original mission to code old and obscure and minority languages and those who are investing time and resources toward Unicode's newer and most popular character sets: emojis. From the article: "The correspondence offers a peek behind the scenes of the peculiar and little-known organization that's unexpectedly been tasked with building what some see as the first digital universal language." What are your thoughts of emojis? Have you embraced and intertwined them into your digital language or are you unconvinced of their ability to transcribe any kind of deep understanding?

226 comments

  1. Science Fiction is the Prediction! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I like them because they remind me of the glyphs that they used to communicate in The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson.

    1. Re:Science Fiction is the Prediction! by negRo_slim · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can't stand them. They offer very little real world value to anyone other than the slackjawed consumers content to rub on their phones all day.

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    2. Re:Science Fiction is the Prediction! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well i always thought Neal S was more fantasy than sci fi if the heroes wielded swords as they delivered pizza;

      but adding -geddon to anything that isn't of Biblical proportions makes me want to wield my -1,overrated katana, with prejudice

    3. Re:Science Fiction is the Prediction! by seyyah · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can't stand them. They offer very little real world value to anyone other than the slackjawed consumers content to rub on their phones all day.

      s/phones/tablets/ and that's pretty much what Amenemhat said to Khnumhotep in 2650 BC.

    4. Re:Science Fiction is the Prediction! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They offer very little real world value to anyone other than the slackjawed consumers content to rub on their phones all day.

      s/phones/tablets/ and that's pretty much what Amenemhat said to Khnumhotep in 2650 BC.

      No, s/phones/tablets/ and that's pretty much equally applicable today.

      --Posted from my iPlank

    5. Re:Science Fiction is the Prediction! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which "The Mummy" movie was that, again?

    6. Re:Science Fiction is the Prediction! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darmok, and Jalad, at, Tanagra.

    7. Re:Science Fiction is the Prediction! by caseih · · Score: 1

      Something similar was described in Greg Bear's most famous work, Eon. The residents of The Way had holographic projectors that would "pict" emoticons and other imagery while they were speaking and communicating.

    8. Re:Science Fiction is the Prediction! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But were those used to actually communicate? Then that's fine. Emojis don't go that far. There are people who think it's communication but it isn't, the ambiguity in their meaning is vast and the fact that Unicode committee is ironic in that it wants to standardize the ambiguity. They've barely been around long enough to even be a fad (no, they're not just smileys). The only communicating they do is to inform the reader that the tweet was written by a moron (and if this applies to you, then the good news is that there may be help for your condition).

    9. Re:Science Fiction is the Prediction! by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      ...or the kinegramms used by the slines in Anathem.

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    10. Re:Science Fiction is the Prediction! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm generally satisfied with some of the original text emojis, like :)
      As for the latest batches of the things, perhaps the creators of them should consider why Egyptian hieroglyphs are no longer used, and why Chinese ideograms are not so popular with anyone who knows why most languages are associated with phonetic (or semi-phonetic) alphabets.

    11. Re:Science Fiction is the Prediction! by johanw · · Score: 1

      That may be an issue when there are large cultural differences between the people who are trying to communicate.

    12. Re: Science Fiction is the Prediction! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya gotta admit, though, that the thought of an Emojigeddon is terrifying, in a sort of whimsical way.

    13. Re:Science Fiction is the Prediction! by caseih · · Score: 1

      Oh I agree with you. Emoji are useles and a waste of time and I refuse to use them. I am glad I can disable them on the Android keyboards I use. If I need a smiley face the good old :) works for me.

  2. And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whenever we discuss possible improvements to Slashdot, somebody always comes along and begs for Unicode support.

    This submission just goes to show that Unicode support is not a good thing, and it is not needed here.

    Slashdot should not become another Twitter or YouTube, with comments filled with goddamn emojis.

    Slashdot should absolutely not allow itself to become filled with Chinese or Russian spam comments, either.

    As an English-oriented site, anything that needs to be expressed here can be done using ISO-8859-1, and even that's pushing it.

    There is no need for Unicode here at Slashdot.

    1. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would like to mod this with the poop emoji.

    2. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I agree with this completely, and I say that as someone who used to hope for Unicode support here a lot.

      I've spent probably 15 years of my life on-and-off learning various amounts of a handful of languages and I always thought it would be neat to ask some of the guys here who live in China (or wherever) some questions in Chinese (or whatever). But you know, it's really not worth it for that novelty alone.

      It would be more hassle than it's worth IMHO. So yeah, I was there many times when people were bugging whipslash (?) to add Unicode support, but count me down as a "no" vote.

      In fact, I think this should be put to vote here. I'm sure someone can squeeze in an 'insensitive clod' and a 'cowboy neal' option too.

    3. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by xevioso · · Score: 1

      I would like to preface your emoji with a burrito emoji.

    4. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by TheReaperD · · Score: 1

      And compared to the problems with Javascript on their mobile version, especially involving comment moderation, their time can be much better spent than implementing Unicode support.

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    5. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      We could just copy the SoylentNews base and use that. They put it in a year ago.

    6. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As an English-oriented site, anything that needs to be expressed here can be done using ISO-8859-1, and even that's pushing it.

      Really? I had a discussion a while ago with another user about an article related to the death penalty about whether the Ten Commandents have a command that should be better translated as "Do not murder" or "Do not kill." That was substantially difficult to do with having to transliterate everything. Similarly, there have been discussions here about the exact Chinese censorship rules and what specific phrases meant, which people had to discuss without actually quoting the actual text. These are just two of the examples I've seen here. I suspect that others can point out many more. Yes, supporting Unicode might mean that there will be emojis on occasion, and they'll get downmodded. They aren't any worse than comments calling everyone cows or whatever the most recent trolling fad is.

    7. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      As an English-oriented site, anything that needs to be expressed here can be done using ISO-8859-1, and even that's pushing it.

      I agree with your sentiment but, practically, ISO 8859-15 or Windows-1252 would be better choices.

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    8. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding is the command would be better translated, "You shall not murder," but I admittedly do not have any special insight of the Hebrew text.

    9. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Immerman · · Score: 2

      So, presuming "murder" was the better translation, what exactly did murder entail in the cultural context of the time? I recall that among the Norse, murder specifically meant killing someone in secret, and carried far heavier penalties that taking credit and either paying wergild or exposing yourself to revenge.

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    10. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Emojis are the gayest thing I've ever heard of, and I live in SF. Just reading this article gave me cancer. I really, really do not want to see emoji support on Slashdot.

    11. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Pound: £
      Yen: ¥
      Euro: â

    12. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Maow · · Score: 1

      I'd be happy if they supported Unicode here, for our European, etc., friends to properly spell certain proper nouns.

      I'd also strongly support filtering out all comments that have more than, say, a few such characters to keep the foreign-language spam away.

      And I'd quite possibly stop visiting the site if they didn't filter out all Emoji.

      Or write my own GreaseMonkey script to replace all such instances with "I'M AN ILLITERATE RETARD" so at least I could get some use of the new feature.

      Then I'd down-mod all such posts as Trolls, 'cause fuck that shit - we're not a bunch of 12-year-olds and shouldn't be communicating like them.

    13. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Orgasmatron · · Score: 1

      I think most people just want the site to force map the unicode versions of quotes and dashes to the ASCII versions so that we don't have to do it ourselves when we copy/paste.

      Kinda like having the demoronizer built in.

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    14. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "There is no need for Unicode here at Slashdot."

      [Little yellow round face spewing a pile of vomit]

    15. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "I'd be happy if they supported Unicode here, for our European, etc., friends to properly spell certain proper nouns."

      Even for the terminally xenophobic, there are words used in this country that include the macron and 'okina characters. Then there's that one county in New Hampshire with an umlaut in its name.

    16. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      You know you have just caused someone to start working on a set of commandment emojis, right?
      Well, I'm sure Chris Hardwick will have a good time with them...

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    17. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by TWX · · Score: 1

      And now you know why Slashdot never added Unicode support.

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    18. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by BradMajors · · Score: 1

      "murder" is an unlawful killing. Big difference.

    19. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by harperska · · Score: 1

      There's a town in Minnesota with an umlaut in its name as well. They recently had to convince the Department of Transportation to expand their allowed character set in order to correctly spell their name on the highway signs.

      http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04...

    20. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by execthis · · Score: 1

      Ok but then get frikkin' quotation marks and other symbols to work properly for heaven's sake!

    21. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can also make sharing APL snippets far more difficult.

      There are purely technical, purely geeksical reasons to ask for unicode.

      Hey, what if we all had to post comments in XML? Would that be nice? Of course nobody wants to be limited to one (crappy) language, same with ASCII.

      Oh, wait...

    22. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Immerman · · Score: 1

      You say "is". I asked "was" within a particular cultural context. Big difference. I even gave an example where "lawful" wasn't even a factor - under those rules a random traveler could kill because they didn't like the color of your hat, and it wouldn't be murder so long as they bragged about it openly.

      One of the common problems when interpreting ancient texts are to imbue them with modern understandings of the words and concepts discussed, which very often have essentially nothing to with the meanings they had when written.

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    23. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This displays incorrectly on Safari, Mac OS X.

    24. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :(

    25. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Which one?
      The I'm happy to be pooped out Apple U+1F4A9
      The OMG you pooped Google U+1F4A9
      The I hope no one steps on me poop Samsung U+1F4A9
      The I have no life or emotion, I'm just poop Microsoft U+1F4A9

      Or just go full meta and post the toilet U+1F6BD.

    26. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Everything that is prefaced by something similar to "Thou shalt not..." in a collection of (valid) regulations is invalid.

      If it would say "You shall not kill", there would be no lawfull and unlawfull killing.

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    27. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Anyone even remotely connected to this decision should be removed from office immediately. Yes, the DoT has to make rules on highway signs. it's their job. But their actual job is to make highway signs, that show the names of geographic points like towns and cities!

      If they - for whatever reason - can't spell the name of a town, the DoT is not doing their job! Don't get me wrong, there are more than enough reasons to restrict official place names to the alphabet of that jurisdictions official language's alphabet, but then restrict the actual friggin official names!

      What good are highway signs that can't spell the name of towns! As long that place has an Ö in it's name, the highway signs have to spell out that name. Correctly. i don't see any need to even discuss this.

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    28. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      Maybe you shop stop trying to base your decisions on interpretations of ancient texts and think for yourself. Killing or murder - try not to do either.

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    29. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "murder" is an unlawful killing. Big difference.

      And thus, if a law says "you shall not murder", it hasn't really said anything more than "you shall not break the law".

      And if you want to argue that it's a reference to human law, remember that the killing done by e.g. the Kims is by definition not murder. Thus, translating it as "thou shalt not murder" would imply that God i just peachy with the way the Kims are running North Korea.

    30. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Thinking for yourself is what the people described in the ancient texts were doing, and look where it got them.

    31. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by evilbessie · · Score: 1

      $ is all that anyone should need, you need to move with the times people, stop hankering for your old world monies.

      The 3 letter currency codes are somewhat nicer than the shitty text spam you get, still pretty shitty.

    32. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by jandersen · · Score: 1

      I think you should probably try to loosen up a bit. This forum is not going to be "Overrun By The Commies", whatever they may be. English of a sort is well established as the international language of trade; when I go to China, I can hardly get to practise my Chinese, because they all want to practise their English. And when you attend a forum, you want to make yourself understood, otherwise, what is the point of commenting?

      There are many good reasons for using unicode in an international forum, I don't think I need to rehash the arguments. But I think it would be a good idea to be more open to intellectual challenges and willing to learn something unexpected from time to time.

    33. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should I get off your lawn now? Geeze. You're way too bothered by emoji.

    34. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Just fix the bloody Pound sign (£) and I'll be happy. Euros (â) are even more broken.

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    35. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Obviously.

      Now, we were discussing the meaning of ancient texts of academic interest. Can we get back to that?

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    36. Re: And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      On Soylent News, you can! Oh, and you can also see that it didn't turn into the smiley-hell that he predicted.

    37. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This submission just goes to show that Unicode support is not a good thing, and it is not needed here.

      Slashdot should not become another Twitter or YouTube, with comments filled with goddamn emojis.

      Slashdot should absolutely not allow itself to become filled with Chinese or Russian spam comments, either.

      There is no need for Unicode here at Slashdot.

      Exactly! If ASCII was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for /.!

    38. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about?

        The meaning of the two phrases is exactly the same, both in common parlance and in a legalistic sense. One is just an archaic 17th century form, and one is a more modern one. There are plenty of laws on the books in the UK that use similar language and are still in force. And before you go on about the difference between second person singular and plural, a court of common law is perfectly free to interpret a singluar pronoun as being of general applicability when there is no specific antecedent in the statute/regulation.

    39. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by flopsquad · · Score: 1

      As an English-oriented site, anything that needs to be expressed here can be done using ISO-8859-1, and even that's pushing it.

      There is no need for Unicode here at Slashdot.

      Bah, get that ISO-8859-1 garbage out of here! 64 characters ought to be enough for anybody.

      [A-Za-z0-9.,] was all the characters we had back in my day, and we were thankful.

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    40. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent brown.

      FTFY.

    41. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's like Rule 34, but with emojis. Gotcha.

      Oh god... I've just rule-34'd emojis. No, not emojis making it with each other... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

      Only Skynet can fix this... quick! Someone invent it! It will administer sweet, merciful eye-bleach from the barrel of a shotgun!

    42. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      Cultural context is obviously tough. It does seem like it was something closer to "murder" than "kill" since the same text mandates the death penalty for a bunch of different things which wouldn't be consistent with a don't kill rule. It seems that the Hebrew notion of murder was pretty different from the Norse one you are describing given that one could only be convicted base on the testimony of at least two witnesses. In that context, it seems like their archetypal case is pretty public.

    43. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by chilvence · · Score: 1

      Uhh... it got them religion?

      Of course, now we are killing each other over which particular 'interpretation' of religion is the right one.

      So.... there's that.

    44. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the point...

    45. Re:And people want to bring this bullshit to /.?! by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I fully support all Unicode emojis being printed as their description instead of by pictogram.

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  3. No need to fight by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's plenty of free code points for both dead languages and emojis.

    1. Re:No need to fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One group wishes to study past mistakes - the other wishes to repeat them: a microcosm of life; carry on, I say!

    2. Re:No need to fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And also, "Have you embraced and intertwined them into your digital language or are you unconvinced of their ability to transcribe any kind of deep understanding?" feels like a false dichotomy.
      I don't use them, but I'm also not unconvinced of their ability do whatever.

    3. Re:No need to fight by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      To be fair, a lot of the emojis are rather useless.

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    4. Re:No need to fight by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they should be in different standards consortiums. Unicode is for languages. Emoji standardization should be done by a consortium of clown colleges.

    5. Re:No need to fight by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1, Insightful
      To be fair, ALL Emojis are worthless.

      If you can't read, then Emojis wont help.

      If we want a pictogram language, then to hell with Emojis and icons, lets use Kanji - it has been tested over 4,000 years, works, and more than half the world is already using it.

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    6. Re:No need to fight by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Emoji standardization should be done by a consortium of clown colleges.

      and disputes resolved by custard pie fights in a big top.

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    7. Re:No need to fight by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      Kanji are Logograms as they have phonetic values as well as occasionally being pictographic. And they are the Japanese variant of the chinese Hanji, I assume you mean Hanji are used by half the world.

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    8. Re:No need to fight by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Emoji are image macros. The old saying that a picture is worth 1000 words is true, and while an emoji might only be worth 5 or 10 it's still handy to have. The most obvious example is the smiley, which indicates something that could otherwise be misinterpreted is said in jest.

      I'm surprised how much hostility geeks have to emoji. We invented the damn things, with things like :-) and ASCII art and Shift-JIS art in Japan. Emoji characters just make them easier to type.

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    9. Re:No need to fight by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      The people I work with send emojis to clarify text messages. It's hard to tell if someone is sarcastic in text. But an emoji helps clarify it.

      At first I thought they were silly, and people should just learn to use :-) instead of the emoji for the smiley face.

      But then I realized that it's not the 80s anymore. Computers are mainstream, and that means that things need to be made easier for everyone to grasp what's going on and be included in the discussion. Emojis help with that.

      (That being said, I'm still searching for the emoji for . I seem to use it a lot in my texts and it vexes me.)

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    10. Re:No need to fight by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      (That should be *shrug*)

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    11. Re: No need to fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are a lot of Slashdot posts, but we allow those.

    12. Re:No need to fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised how much hostility geeks have to emoji. We invented the damn things, with things like :-) and ASCII art and Shift-JIS art in Japan.

      You answered your own question right there. We invented something simple that worked, and these spazzy idiots did what they always do and turned it into a stressful, crass, cognitively-loading vehicle for empire-building and exclusionary social status competition.

      Emoji characters just make them easier to type.

      Don't you type them in exactly the same way that you used to type them? They get force-converted by walled garden hipsterchat apps and crappy PHP bulletin boards after you type them, into something unpredictable, but the act of typing them assuming you were perfectly skilled at predicting this conversion is not easier.

      I may be missing something because I'm not a millenial so my early onset alzheimers sometimes confuses me, but I think you're on crack.

    13. Re:No need to fight by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Kanji (the vast majority of them) aren't pictograms, and beyond that, they're a pain to learn. And even after you learn them, sometimes you forget them.

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    14. Re:No need to fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At first I thought they were silly, and people should just learn to use :-) instead of the emoji for the smiley face.

      Hold that thought!

      Computers are mainstream, and that means that things need to be made easier for everyone ...

      There you go! I'll stop you here. Given that
      * MOBILE computers are now the king of pageviews (further driving the bias in site design and hamburgerification of even desktop GUIs), and
      * a hardware keyboard nowhere to be seen on today's mobile "computers"
      * and you need 3 or 2 symbols in a row (hey, *you* picked the long, less popular version of the smiley, heh),

      Then even a single ascii smiley is a pain to reach. The solution I've seen on software keyboards is to have a button for a section of brightly colored Unicode, and LG's soft keyboard has an ascii smiley section if I tap far enough into their extended symbol area. I've had this phone for a year after 4 with a no-emoji phone... but have never used those new ascii macros because they're pretty drab in comparison. Interestingly, I think with the colorization implementations alone, Unicode emojis became too big to resist.

    15. Re:No need to fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised how much hostility geeks have to emoji. [...] Emoji characters just make them easier to type.

      Obviously making it easier means its available to the everyone -- and no longer leet.

    16. Re:No need to fight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have a key on my keyboard for a smiley. I do, however, have a perfectly acceptable and working set of punctuation keys.

      And there will never be an official emoji for this:

      8================D~~~

    17. Re:No need to fight by stub667 · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised how much hostility geeks have to emoji. We invented the damn things, with things like :-) and ASCII art and Shift-JIS art in Japan. Emoji characters just make them easier to type.

      And they will remain in text because people want them there. I'm also surprised geeks hate the thought of them being embedded as a standard code point, rather than having to write parsers to convert the source :boat: syntax to whatever bespoke encoding they are using.

  4. Doublepluss Newspeak like it's 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are now aware that emojis are the epitome of Orwellian language neutering.

    [we’re] cutting the language down to the bone . . . Newspeak is the only language in the world whose vocabulary gets smaller every year

    "It's a beautiful thing, the Destruction of words. Of course the great wastage is in the verbs and adjectives, but there are hundreds of nouns that can be got rid of as well. It isn't only the synonyms; there are also the antonyms. After all, what justification is there for a word, which is simply the opposite of some other word? A word contains its opposite in itself. Take ‘good,’ for instance. If you have a word like ‘good,’ what need is there for a word like ‘bad’? ‘Ungood’ will do just as well – better, because it's an exact opposite, which the other is not. Or again, if you want a stronger version of ‘good,’ what sense is there in having a whole string of vague useless words like ‘excellent’ and ‘splendid’ and all the rest of them? ‘Plusgood’ covers the meaning or ‘doubleplusgood’ if you want something stronger still. Of course we use those forms already, but in the final version of Newspeak there'll be nothing else. In the end the whole notion of goodness and badness will be covered by only six words – in reality, only one word. Don't you see the beauty of that, Winston? It was B.B.'s idea originally, of course," he added as an afterthought.

    Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it. Every concept that can ever be needed will be expressed by exactly one word, with its meaning rigidly defined and all its subsidiary meanings rubbed out and forgotten.

    By 2050, earlier, probably – all real knowledge of Oldspeak will have disappeared. The whole literature of the past will have been destroyed. Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Byron – they'll exist only in Newspeak versions, not merely changed into something different, but actually changed into something contradictory of what they used to be. Even the literature of the Party will change. Even the slogans will change. How could you have a slogan like ‘freedom is slavery’ when the concept of freedom has been abolished? The whole climate of thought will be different. In fact there will be no thought, as we understand it now. Orthodoxy means not thinking – not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.

    1. Re: Doublepluss Newspeak like it's 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Emojis are basically hieroglyphics

    2. Re: Doublepluss Newspeak like it's 1984 by TheReaperD · · Score: 1

      Talk about human society going full circle. Though there are not nearly enough penis emojis to meet hieroglyphic standards yet.

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    3. Re: Doublepluss Newspeak like it's 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you remember about what the Unicode Consortium had to go through to accomodate all the East Asian languages back at the time when Unicode allowed only 64K codepoints? They went for the trick of Han Unification to make them all fit.

      Clearly what we need now is Emoji Unification in order to ward off the Emoji Apocalypse.

    4. Re:Doublepluss Newspeak like it's 1984 by yuriklastalov · · Score: 1

      And what do you know, it's the ardent progressives in the tech industry that are rocketing us towards it. Shocking. You can't be a bigot if the language doesn't have the capacity to express bigotry.

      Even better, the Party in 1984 was basically an evolution of Communism/Socialism, so the progressives should feel right at home. Free everything except thought! Now that's progress! Doubleplus good.

    5. Re: Doublepluss Newspeak like it's 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk about human society going full circle. Though there are not nearly enough penis emojis to meet hieroglyphic standards yet.

      In my understanding, the earlier hieroglyphics found featured quite prolific use of the penis, which had to be censored before going on public display as ladies of society would not have wanted to see the originals. It was assumed that only scholarly males would want to peruse the full hieroglyphic presentations in private rooms within museums and libraries.

  5. Fix the whole mess of CJK first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    I like how the Unicode standard just ignores the huge problem of combining CJK characters into one big mess. That way you can't tell the difference between completely different languages. It would be like someone saying, hey.. you know what? E and A sound similar, sometimes... so let's just combine those to save some space....after all, we only need to use 640K of RAM for everything....

    1. Re:Fix the whole mess of CJK first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Also, for the "J" of CJK, the Unicode "standard"
      completely ignores the pronunciation guide of the language
      (the glyph that appear above or to the right of the main characters).

      CAP === 'bright'

    2. Re:Fix the whole mess of CJK first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's low priority at best because it is not a practical problem for actual Chinese or Japanese users. (And Koreans mostly use Hangul anyway.) And although there are a few actually misguided mergers, most of the hubbub is fuelled by misplaced nationalism. It's for the most part as if the French were saying that there should be a separate codepoint for the G as it appears in the Garamond font.

  6. Emojis by sexconker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Emojis are clip art for millennials.

    1. Re:Emojis by xevioso · · Score: 1

      this, exactly.

    2. Re:Emojis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the colored emojis are clip art for the SJWs.

    3. Re:Emojis by codguy · · Score: 1

      Very true, kind of like animated GIFs, which are the new rage for youngins, have actually been around forever...

    4. Re:Emojis by EETech1 · · Score: 1

      We made ascii art,
      And we liked it!

      And bunny was on our lawn...
      (\__/)
      (>'.')
      (")_(")

    5. Re:Emojis by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      We never called ASCII art a "digital language for the future" though.

    6. Re:Emojis by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Clippy says: "it looks like you're writing something stupid with emojis, would you like me to help you with that?"

    7. Re:Emojis by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Wrap your shit in <tt></tt> to monospace it on Slashdot.

      I haven't found a way to prevent spaces from collapsing, but I didn't try much (perhaps there's a non-printable entity that Slashdot doesn't filter out).

  7. Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by jfdavis668 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Are we moving back to replacing words with pictures? Has Chinese been the right way all along?

    1. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When it comes to methods of writing down any language, we have tried and still use so many different ones, for so many languages, that I find it hard to fault any of them. If it works, it's fine, I guess?
      It reminds me of evolution: we're just as evolved as any other concurrently living being. It's just that the needs are different, so everyone goes in slightly or significantly different directions, but we're all alive and surviving.

    2. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      I mean, if a picture is worth 1000 words, then surely a whole line of pictures is worth more!

      I suppose I could make a case that it's inefficient for a 32x32 block of pixels ( 1024^(2^24) possibilities) to have 128 possible values (and not every ASCII value prints). Which is the thing. Emojis are designed to be read more easily, not chosen/sent more easily.

      Bonus paranoid points, they lock people into limited thought processes, therefore benefiting the secret corporate masters.

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    3. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      that I find it hard to fault any of them.

      Really? Really? Because I am familiar enough with several different alphabets, and they all have problems. English spelling (for example) is only somewhat related to pronunciation.
      Chinese takes a ridiculous amount of effort to learn (although when you get it, you feel amazing). Of course, they both work, but

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    4. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by jowifi · · Score: 1

      I mean, if a picture is worth 1000 words, then surely a whole line of pictures is worth more!

      But sometimes, 10 words are enough, so pictures are overkill.

    5. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by karnal · · Score: 1

      or sometimes 9 words with a number thrown in there..

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    6. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Lets just drop Unicode and create a new encoding that maps a number to which set of pixels is on/off. That way we instantly get every possible visible character. Now that we got the encoding finalized, lets start the spell checking debate of if a l is an I or a l. Is "spelI" correct? What should text-to-voice say?

      (If you're unsure if I'm being sarcastic or not, I thought it was a good idea until I came up with the counter example. God should make life simpler the next time around.)

    7. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by phizi0n · · Score: 1

      Really? Really? Because I am familiar enough with several different alphabets, and they all have problems. English spelling (for example) is only somewhat related to pronunciation.

      Do you have some examples? AFAICT English spelling is tied extremely close to pronunciation for the most part. The only exceptions I can think of are when words from other languages are converted to English and people decide they need to use letters to make sounds the letters don't normally make.

    8. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      > The only exceptions I can think of are when words from other languages are converted to English

      So, you mean that most English's pronunciation has nothing to do with its spelling?

      From James Nicholl, in a 1990 Usenet post which I heard about the next year.

                The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and riffle their pockets for new vocabulary.

      He also apparently misspelled "rifle" by accident.

    9. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tear and tear spring to mind. One is a liquid excreted by the eye the other means to rip something. Same spelling, very different pronunciations. One and won are pronounced the same way, but spelled differently. How, now, and cow all rhyme, but show doesn't. Bow can rhyme with how or show, depending on meaning. And that's just what I can think of off-hand, without any research. There are more heteronyms at http://www.rinkworks.com/words/heteronyms.shtml

    10. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Read.....is it past or present tense?
      What does this spell: ghoti (answer at the bottom)?
      Knight.......wtf
      Night........almost as bad
      The great vowel shift kind of messed things up.
      ghost....why is there a silent h there?
      In fact, why is there a silent h anywhere?
      For that matter, silent letters in general are problematic in any language.
      C and K and S are one letter too many to make two sounds. One of those letters can be easily removed from the language.
      Ph - why does it say 'f'?
      Except when it doesn't, like in shepherd.
      Q......really?
      L - it makes three different sounds
      In fact, why does any letter make more than one sound?
      The list goes on.

      Spanish spelling is much nicer, actually, although it still has problems (ghoti spells fish. "gh" like in enough, "o" like in women, "ti" like in function).

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    11. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God should make life simpler the next time around.)

      As you wish. You shall be reincarnated as a turtle.

    12. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many of the examples you have written are down to backwards compatibility. At some point the spelling was more-or-less phonetic but our pronunciation has drifted over time while the spelling has not (or has, but in a different direction). That's actually a good thing: if we wrote everything 100% phonetically then I would struggle to read anything written anywhere that doesn't share my accent let alone something written in, say, Shakespeare's time. Some are "quirky" but convenient: for example the knight/night distinction let's me tell at a glance if you're discussing time of day or strange men in metal suits. Others provide handy hints about historical sources and language evolution, which is just harmless fun.

      Remember: English is, above all else, a *pragmatic* language. It's the C/fortran of languages, not lisp.

    13. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Many of the examples you have written are down to backwards compatibility.

      An explanation why something sucks means that it still sucks.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    14. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Riffle is actually a word and can be used here: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/riffle

      riffle: to look through something quickly and not very closely

    15. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It's an interesting idea. But it's off topic since we're talking about emojis here, which do not replace words with pictures but instead enhance vapid thoughts with pictures.

    16. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by allo · · Score: 1

      What about latin? less letters, similiar ones unified, and you speak everything as it's written, no weird pronounciation rules.

    17. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      It is not so much "backwards compatibility" as the fact that pronunciation had very strong regional differences before the invention of radio, and the spelling often reflects pronunciation still used in small regions of the world.

      Modern spelling is not, in fact, historical spelling as is often claimed - a deliberate effort was made after the invention of printing to try to reflect the origins of words - French, German, Latin etc. Unfortunately, the people doing this were probably not well informed.

      The Oxford Dictionary of the 1960's had little idea of the origin of words if it was not European. Some words of Indian origin were properly labelled, but very few of Arabic origin, for example.

      C was the assembler of the PDP/11, which was, itself, a hardware Fortran machine!

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    18. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have letters but our spelling rules SUCK. The "a" in "bar" and "car" is completely different from the "a" in "lace" and "mace" because there's an "e" at the end of the word... um, a vowel two letters down affects how you pronounce the first vowel? It's completely stupid to require look-ahead for pronunciation. It's a different sound, and even if we were to continue overloading the letter "a" with both sounds, the modifier should be next to the "a" and not at the end of the word. There are so many other rules like this, if you think about how spelling and pronunciation are actually related in English it's atrocious. We even have words that are spelled the same and pronounced differently according to their meaning! Like "wound" (injury) and "wound" (past tense of "to wind").

    19. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      You wish. Ever heard the catholic latin prayers pronounced in various countries? Our choir has to note for each piece if the conductor prefers italian or german latin pronounciation for this piece. (it's mostly the c being pronounced as a g or k)

      and first of all: I wouldn't know of any material that would tell us how to properly pronounce latin at all.

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    20. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Chinese characters aren't exactly pictures though. They are ideographs. The key difference is that you can combine multiple ones into a single character that has a complex meaning. You can't really combine emoji, you just have to create a new one that is a picture of the thing you want to describe. Makes writing about new discoveries and ideas difficult.

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    21. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emoji serve a very different purpose. As I see them used, they're mostly used to sort of set the tone and to compensate for the fact that you cannot read intonation, body language and such things from text. In that sense they're similar to emoticons, you know like :-) and 3 and such. And such emoticons do constitute characters, in this case a smiley and a heart, and coding them using three separate codepoints that haven't got anything to do with smileys and hearts goes against the grain of Unicode. It also causes practical problems like software either inserting a line break in the middle of a character, or misinterpreting what was intended as ‘smaller than three’ as a heart. Having clearly defined codepoints in Unicode avoids these problems and also saves me from puzzling out what in the word c|oØO is supposed to mean.

    22. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Fascinating thing about Latin: veni vidi vici was probably originally pronounced with a w (weni widi, wici) which made ceasar sound like a wuss.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    23. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by allo · · Score: 1

      just because it's a "dead language" it doesn not mean there is a gap when everything was lost. The clerical people have quite a tradition. And it's at least way easier than french.

    24. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by Jim+Hall · · Score: 1

      My wife and I do this all the time - when we text each other, we use a single emoji to represent a phrase or expression. Usually it's just the "happy face" emoji to represent "Ok, that's fine." Like to acknowledge a conversation and it's now over, whatever you just said sounds fine to me: "happy face."

      We use other emoji too. We have a cat who is afraid of the rain, so if my wife texts me the "rain" emoji and the "sad kitty" emoji, I know it's raining at the house and my cat is hiding in the basement.

      But use emoji in work communication or business email or website posts? No.

    25. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by stub667 · · Score: 1

      In English we started soon after the invention of removable type, with characters like &, @, % and $

    26. Re:Are we devolving back to hieroglyphics? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Let's see, there's these: http://www.say-it-in-english.c...

      There's this diatribe as well https://www.grammarly.com/blog...

      Its not that uncommon. Through, Though and Cough is an excellent sampling.

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  8. Emoji users are morons by Stormwatch · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Emoji is for illiterate imbeciles who lack the skill to express themselves with text - or, at most, text-based emoticons.

    1. Re:Emoji users are morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emoji is just the word weaboos use for emoticon.

    2. Re:Emoji users are morons by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

      Emoji is for illiterate imbeciles who lack the skill to express themselves with text - or, at most, text-based emoticons.

      Unfortunately, Emoji is also for those of us whose fucking phones automatically translate emoticons to Emojicons whether we want them to or not. I hate Emoji, and it sucks that I can't use subtle, clever emoticons without them being turned into blunt, imbecilic, overly cute little pictures. FOAD, Emoji!

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    3. Re:Emoji users are morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > it sucks that I can't use subtle, clever emoticons without them being turned into blunt, imbecilic, overly cute little pictures

      Amen to that. At least my kid understands that when I text her a picture of a little happy toad-thing or possibly Android robot mascot, I really mean a smiley face.

    4. Re:Emoji users are morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The South African Department of Home Affairs had an SMS information service. There was a local news report of a mother who used the service to enquire on the status of her son who had died. The SMS response "STATUS:D DECEASED" was converted by her phone to include the grinning emoji

    5. Re:Emoji users are morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are two different things, and are both stupid.

    6. Re:Emoji users are morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they are the same thing except the term "emoticon" was in use long before some wannabe Jap white kids started trying to usurp it with "emoji".

  9. Noooo, really? by transami · · Score: 1

    Because they are doing a pretty crap job on both accounts. But hey, thanks for the tiger vs leopard emojis. That distinction is going to come in handy for sure. And let me tell you there's nothing like having to reprogram a backspace key so it knows how to delete a multi-unit vs a one unit UNICODE character. Fun times!

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    1. Re:Noooo, really? by Octorian · · Score: 1

      Because they are doing a pretty crap job on both accounts. But hey, thanks for the tiger vs leopard emojis. That distinction is going to come in handy for sure. And let me tell you there's nothing like having to reprogram a backspace key so it knows how to delete a multi-unit vs a one unit UNICODE character. Fun times!

      Having written code to do exactly this, on several platforms, I can definitely sympathize. You need to account for far more crap than most here likely realize. Modifiers, joiners, regional indicator symbols, surrogate pairs (older frameworks love UTF-16), and so on. Oh, and it gets even more fun when dealing with a UI framework that tries to be asynchronous.

  10. Dejavu all over again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like Japanese and Chinese all over again. Instead of having a relatively small keyboard and typing speeds with 3 digits per minute for words we can have emoji based keyboards with 10,000 keys and typing speeds of around 3 characters per minute.

    I remember when the "universal" solution of icons and international symbols were going to solve everything wrong with words. Now we have a huge number of both that no matter what language you think in you don't know what the darn thing means. Everyone will be equally confused.

    Learning Latin would be better.

    I vote Esperanto.

    1. Re:Dejavu all over again by TheReaperD · · Score: 1

      I prefer Elvish to Latin.

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    2. Re:Dejavu all over again by GTRacer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Huh? Japanese (and I assume Chinese) typists don't need monster keyboards. Standard 104-key units will do, assuming the OS taking in the keys provides a simple IME/autocomplete dictionary. I've typed in Japanese using romaji , rendering a mix of Kanji and kana far faster than 3 characters per minute.

      Just in case you're interested, using such an IME, you type watashi and at first you get , then space move through Kanji matches, and I stop on .

      Aaaand now I see the need for Unicode support on /.

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    3. Re:Dejavu all over again by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I was going to reply to this with a smiley but there's no unicode support on /.

    4. Re:Dejavu all over again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I was going to reply to this with a smiley but there's no unicode support on /.

      Watch this! :)

    5. Re:Dejavu all over again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elvish is fun. A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bam-boom!

    6. Re:Dejavu all over again by Shiar · · Score: 1

      You'd still want Unicode then, because Esperanto doesn't fit in latin1 either.

    7. Re:Dejavu all over again by adolf · · Score: 1

      *poop*

    8. Re:Dejavu all over again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't do that here!

      (Note: Asterisks or colons around a word denote performing an action. If you want to invoke a placeholder replacement, use {braces} or [brackets]. But not parentheses, because those are for parenthetical asides. Like this one.)

  11. Is there an Emoji for DIAF? by Tehrasha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have watched my sister consistently spend more time trying to find 'just the right emoji' for a message than it took to type the message.

    Emojis need to go the way of geocities, real media, and flash. The sooner the better.

    1. Re:Is there an Emoji for DIAF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I agree that it's a PITA to search for emojis, what we need is emoji keyboards to replace the outdated character-based ones.

    2. Re:Is there an Emoji for DIAF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Geocities was brilliant, and is sorely missed.

    3. Re:Is there an Emoji for DIAF? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Too bad we never had the Unicode consortium standardize on the geocities page design or they'd still be around today.

    4. Re:Is there an Emoji for DIAF? by cstdenis · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:Is there an Emoji for DIAF? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      People who need Emojis should be using Fisher-Price toy phones, and kept away from the real ones.

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    6. Re:Is there an Emoji for DIAF? by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Emojis need to go the way of geocities, real media, and flash. The sooner the better.

      Yes and no. Given the majority of communication in a conversation is non-verbal and that people have a tendency to write the way they speak rather than realise they are on a medium which doesn't tolerate or convey things like sarcasm, emojis serve a very important purpose.

      The poop emoji may not, but a smiley or a wink can add some much needed context to a statement.

    7. Re:Is there an Emoji for DIAF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing that hasnt been handled by simple emoticons for the last 20 years. :P

    8. Re:Is there an Emoji for DIAF? by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2

      Emojis need to go the way of geocities, real media, and flash. The sooner the better.

      Actually, I disagree. Emoji support should be everywhere. Why? Because then it means that websites can stop insisting on changing :) into a smiley face.

      The result, is that people who want to show a poo with a smiley face can, and those of us who want to show :) (or other such characters) can also do so without fear that it'll be changed into something else.

      This is a win for everyone.

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  12. Yeah by Indigo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been a little worried about the Unicode Consortium ever since 'PILE OF POO' (U+1F4A9) received its own codepoint. Don't know what's going on with those folks, but it doesn't seem healthy. Given that Unicode is an important and widely used standard, it seems like perhaps they should take their work a little more seriously. Or have they already 'JUMP THE SHARK'ed?

    1. Re:Yeah by TheReaperD · · Score: 1

      It's technically supposed to be chocolate ice cream but, no one actually uses it for that.

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    2. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or have they already 'JUMP THE SHARK'ed?

      I don't think I've seen an emoji for that yet, no.

    3. Re:Yeah by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      JUMP THE SHARK? Is that some outdated reference from an ancient TV show that is similar to NUKE THE FRIDGE?

    4. Re:Yeah by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Unicode is supposed to replace all previous encodings that people were using. Since people were encoding emoji either with custom characters (e.g. the Japanese mobile operator's extensions to Shift-JIS) or sequences ( e.g. :-) ) there was clearly a need.

      The poo emoji was one of the original custom ones that Japanese phones supported in the late 90s. It was already in widespread use by the time Unicode go to it.

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  13. Buzzfeed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, buzzfeed? I'd rather hear from Our Frequent Contributor than see a ./ story that sources buzzfeed.

    1. Re:Buzzfeed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the story wasn't that bad. Better then half the crap that makes it to the front page.

    2. Re:Buzzfeed? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Seriously, buzzfeed? I'd rather hear from Our Frequent Contributor than see a ./ story that sources buzzfeed.

      Bennett Haselton
      Bennett Haselton
      Bennett Haselton

      ?

  14. My thoughts: by Mantrid42 · · Score: 2

    :)

    1. Re:My thoughts: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'd be happy with €

  15. I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the mark of a good design how LITTLE it has in it? I mean, if we're going to start adding icons and pictographs, then where do we draw the line? We can easily end up exhausting the remaining codepoints and bloating up fonts needlessly with this nonsense. Isn't this what images are for, rather than fonts?

    1. Re:I don't understand by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      It's wingdings and dingbat fonts all the way down ...

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  16. Emojis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    blow and so do the people that use them.

  17. And the default emoji sets are just moronic by allo · · Score: 2

    No comment to the tears of joy smiley, i think you cannot fix it. But the default set from whatsapp (which refuses to respect android's emojis) even ruin basic smileys like big grin or laughing. One of the android manufactures had a nice set, not sure which one, one of htc/samsung/lg i think. But iOS and Google both have not so good ones and even twitter (which gets some better) has smileys where the original meaning gets lost.

    1. Re:And the default emoji sets are just moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about you just not use them at all and save the rest of us from having the curse the darkness..

    2. Re:And the default emoji sets are just moronic by allo · · Score: 1

      What does it help, when i do not use them, when everybody else uses these sets? It's not that easy to escape the darkness, as you phrase it.

  18. U+E115 U+1F988 by raymorris · · Score: 1

    If Slashdot supported Unicode, I'd have to reply by saying U+E115 U+1F988

    1. Re:U+E115 U+1F988 by Shiar · · Score: 1

      U+E115 is a private use character, and U+1F988 is a candidate for Unicode 9.0. But as of right now, Unicode has neither jumped nor shark.
      It could levitate a dolphin though (U+1F574 U+1F42C).

  19. Emojis are useful, but Unicode goes too far by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The original set of emojis worked nicely for incorporating emotional and attitude markers into otherwise emotionless text. I think we do need something like that in Unicode. The current set, though, goes way too far beyond that and needs to be mercilessly pruned back. Unicode is not supposed to be a way to incorporate every single image anyone could want as a single character. Trim it back and use images for images. To quote someone, "If you're trying to design a hammer that can turn screws, it's time for you to put the hammer down and go get a screwdriver.". OK, it's not an exact quote, but I can't do justice to the interspersed expletives in the original.

    1. Re:Emojis are useful, but Unicode goes too far by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The current set, though, goes way too far beyond that and needs to be mercilessly pruned back. Unicode is not supposed to be a way to incorporate every single image anyone could want as a single character.

      And it's not. The reason we have emoji in Unicode should be obvious from the name. The origin of emoji was in Japan, and one of Unicode's goals is to be able to encode all text. So they're incorporating various languages alphabets, then they come across Japanese and put in Kanji. Then they discover that their phones have been sending pictures and had to incorporate those into Unicode. Then they discovered every carrier started having a similar thing but different and had to incorporate those as well. And they've been in Unicode for a while.

      Then a silly fruit company had to release a phone, initially in the US, but then also in Japan. But because they were in Japan, they had to add support for this as well. Then a non-Japanese user discovered with a hack they could type poops and such as well, and started sending their friends poops. And their friends wondered how it was done, installed those hacks, and now what was a Japan-only feature was now world-accessible.

      And now everyone decided they want their own set of what we now called emojis.

      Which meant Unicode now had to incorporate them in order to fulfill its mission to be able to encode every text in it.

    2. Re:Emojis are useful, but Unicode goes too far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The original set of emojis worked nicely for incorporating emotional and attitude markers into otherwise emotionless text. I think we do need something like that in Unicode. The current set, though, goes way too far beyond that and needs to be mercilessly pruned back. Unicode is not supposed to be a way to incorporate every single image anyone could want as a single character. Trim it back and use images for images. To quote someone, "If you're trying to design a hammer that can turn screws, it's time for you to put the hammer down and go get a screwdriver.". OK, it's not an exact quote, but I can't do justice to the interspersed expletives in the original.

      Let's encoporate all the emojis of adult dating sites and unicode will be banned to save the children.

    3. Re:Emojis are useful, but Unicode goes too far by allo · · Score: 1

      Oh, every languages in every script can be used for erotic texts

    4. Re:Emojis are useful, but Unicode goes too far by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      +1E05.

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    5. Re:Emojis are useful, but Unicode goes too far by sexconker · · Score: 1

      To quote someone, "If you're trying to design a hammer that can turn screws, it's time for you to put the hammer down and go get a screwdriver.". OK, it's not an exact quote, but I can't do justice to the interspersed expletives in the original.

      You could do the quote justice if you had more emojis.

    6. Re:Emojis are useful, but Unicode goes too far by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      The bigger problem with the more bespoke emoji are that they don't have standard representations even if they have a standard code point. The images are different enough from my iPhone to my Girlfriends MotoX that its not really possible to use much outside the basic smiles and expect the other person to get the same idea. Is that a cake? or a birthday cake?

      So its all kinda pointless.

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  20. Simple to have an Emoji committee & old langua by raymorris · · Score: 1

    As far as "wasting time", it seems to me, without any inside knowledge, that it should be simple enough to have an emoji committee, which does most of the emoji work separate from anyone who doesn't care to be involved in that aspect.

  21. Plenty of room by jgotts · · Score: 2

    There is plenty of room in Unicode for both the consortium's original mission and for emojis, or any other type of character that may emerge over time. No character so far has been unfairly excluded: The existing rules have worked well, and Unicode itself works well for both programmers who have done their homework and for users.

    If you're having problems with Unicode then you should join me in programming all modern day receipt printers. (*) They still use Code Page 437, which was created in 1981 or earlier. Almost every business that uses a computerized cash register has at least one of these devices, and to the people who have to program them the beauty of Unicode is oh so evident. Unicode replaces decades of ugly hacks, beginning with CP437.

    I think the problem might be that the members of the consortium are a bit overworked and underappreciated for their efforts. After all, they're doing work that impacts billions of lives. Unicode has made our software automatically portable to virtually every language (aside from the receipt printer which can only very easily do Western languages and perhaps Japanese or Chinese).

    (*) The latest receipt printers are catching up with the times, but you can't code to those exclusively or you'll break your installed base.

    1. Re:Plenty of room by colfer · · Score: 2

      Then why can't they fit in Japanese, Korean and Chinese without trying to use the same characters?

    2. Re:Plenty of room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would at least be terribly handy to have the radicals and other radical-like components of more kanji/hanzi in there. At least those are useful in an educational and academic context, if nothing else. I'm not sure who really benefits from there being a poop codepoint.

    3. Re:Plenty of room by cstdenis · · Score: 1

      They can, they just choose not to for philosophical reasons.

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    4. Re:Plenty of room by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      There are two reasons for this.

      1. They made the incorrect decision to merge those languages. The longer they ignore the problem the harder it will become to undo. It's the reason why a lot of Japanese, Chinese and Korean data is not encoded in Unicode too. They just need to admit their mistake and fix it.

      2. They don't have enough 16 bit code-points, and while Unicode does support 32 bit encoding not all software does. Having variable length encoding was another mistake made early on in Unicode's life. They picked it up from other variable length encodings like Shift-JIS, thinking that it would make conversion to Unicode easier, but should have just said "32 bits per character" and been done with it. So while they have added some additional CJK characters outside the 16 bit range, they break quite a lot of software, as well as introducing many potential security flaws.

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    5. Re:Plenty of room by transami · · Score: 1

      I agree. I have often though they should have either gone 32-bit and been done with it, or 16-bit with an escape character to change between standard sets. While the later isn't quite as simple as the former it is actually rare that more than one set is used in any given document.

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    6. Re:Plenty of room by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      We've recently required our customers' receipt printers to run in graphics mode (we print through CUPS in Linux) so we can represent whatever we need to. The downside is handling variable paper lengths with postscript.

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    7. Re:Plenty of room by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Anyone using 16 bit encoding (Windows) should be drawn and quartered. UTF-8 was the right way to go from the day it was introduced for English-primary systems, and is barely less efficient on average.

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  22. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I prefer the term "digital cave paintings"

  23. For Emojis, forget unicode as such by davidwr · · Score: 1

    There are several ways to send emoji, and I wouldn't be surprised if one or more of these is actually being done today:

    * Create a very large, expandable globally-unique-ID-like emoji-lookup service that's open to anyone: You want to use a made-up emoji or symbol or arbitrary image? You register it with a central authority, who gives you a globally-unique ID. When you want to use it, you send the globally-unique-ID as the "character" in your text message. If the recipient doesn't have it cached, it looks it up before displaying it. Fonts won't matter, since it's a single image, not a "letter."

    * For suitably-small images, just transmit the image in-line with the message. Sure, that will turn just about every text into a multi-media-message but hey, at least the recipient won't be displaying the wrong thing and he won't be dependent on a central look-up database.

    Combine these two approaches:
    * When you send a text with emojis you've never sent or received before, you create your own "I hope it's globally unique" ID based on the current time and a hash of the emoji and some randomness. Then, when you send the message, you send both the "hopefully globally unique ID" AND the hash where the image will be instead of the image, then you append the actual image or images to the end of the message. The second time you send a message using the same emojis (or any time someone who has ever received that emoji re-sends it), you re-use the "hopefully globally unique ID" and the hash from before. If the recipient has received the emoji in an earlier message (from you or from someone else who got it from you originally), they will have it cached and will be able to display it without having to wait for the images to be received. You get the speed of not having to send the images, the reliability you get when you send the images, and you aren't dependent on any central authority. You run the very small risk of an accidental hash collision and the maybe-not-so-small risk of a deliberate one.

    Save Unicode for actual characters.

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  24. The only emoji I need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is "The Finger"
    The rest is complete waste of time and needs to die.

  25. There are 2 bits in Unicode to make any number of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just make one represent another tree, anyone stuck is dead.

  26. Don't Fear The Emoji. by westlake · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This query to stackoverflow is four years old, but that doesn't really change things very much.

    I am asking for the count of all the possible valid combinations in Unicode with explanation.

    1,111,998: 17 planes x 65,536 characters per plane - 2048 surrogates - 66 noncharacters
    109,384 code points are actually assigned in Unicode 6.0.

    How many characters can be mapped with Unicode?

    There is plenty of room for growth here.

    Unicode 8 supports 120 scripts and 14 collections of other symbols of which Emoji is one and typographical decorations --- dingbats --- another. Once you admit that a Unicode graphic can be purposeful, decorative or both, the battle against the admission of Emoji is lost. U 9.0 and Post 9.0 Emoji Candidates

    Emoji is explicitly Asian in origin --- and that seems to be one of things ticking off the geek here --- but combining words and pictures in casual messaging to provide a touch of color or save some space is very old in the Western world, and doesn't really need a defense.

    The geek who complains about this sort of thing tends to come across as humorless and prissy and a bit out of touch.

    1. Re:Don't Fear The Emoji. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll grant you that the inclusion of dingbats is even more idiotic than the inclusion of emoji, and it's a waste of 192 perfectly good BMP code points. That said, it did serve a purpose. These worthless characters were included so that old, badly-designed systems that relied on weird non-standard character encodings could be brought into the modern era. That is to say, it was a political move to persuade software developers to support Unicode. The original emoji were added to Unicode for exactly the same reason. That's not an argument for creating *more* of them.

      Emoji aren't my thing but I can understand the appeal and the desire to continue creating more and more of them. So why would you not want to design your software in a way that *allows people to do that*, i.e. not limiting yourself and your users to standardizing every new symbol before it can be used?

    2. Re: Don't Fear The Emoji. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emoji is explicitly Asian in origin --- and that seems to be one of things ticking off the geek here

      AKA, if you don't have a valid argument, just randomly accuse everyone of being racist.

    3. Re:Don't Fear The Emoji. by Megane · · Score: 1

      Those "other symbols" were generally added because at the time (the '90s) there was already a font that had them (such as Dingbats and Wingdings Wingdings from Microsoft), or more significantly, a code system (like JIS) that had them. They were trying to unify dozens of code systems, of which there were sometimes four or five for the same 2-byte language. Emoji was originally added because Japanese cell phones at the time had a couple hundred emoji in custom character ranges. I don't think they had color either, strictly black and white outlines; all this "racial emoji" crap started after OS manufacturers like Apple added special color fonts for emoji with Simpsons-yellow skin.

      What they are talking about now is making completely new sets of emoji that weren't being used somewhere else before, so there is a difference.

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  27. Unicode emoticons are terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are rendered differently on different OSes and even phones from different vendors. :-/ conveys the same emotion no matter what font it's in.

  28. Everybody Wants To Be A Nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a cool text based graphic to post as a comment to this article.

    Too bad Slashdot's "Junk Character" filter did not permit it to be posted.

    What a bunch of weenies. (I''ve got a good text graphic for that too!)

  29. As time goes by.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As time goes by, I am coming to regard the movie Idiocracy as a glimpse into our future.

  30. really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fuck unicode. fuck utf8. if god wanted us to use anything but 7 bit ascii, he'd have created the emoji stupidity 20 years ago...oh wait, the aol fucktards were already doing it. fucktards.

  31. Not the business of Unicode! by execthis · · Score: 2

    Unicode has no business whatsoever integrating emojis. If an independent consortium of hardware and/or software makers want to agree on a standard, interoperable set of emojis to include with their hardware/software, that is fine.

    Not only that, but many of the chosen emojis are just idiotic beyond belief. And this thing with racial variants of emojis is ridiculous.

    1. Re:Not the business of Unicode! by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 2

      And this thing with racial variants of emojis is ridiculous.

      I know, right? Things were completely fine with colour-neutral Simpsons-yellow emojis.

    2. Re:Not the business of Unicode! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't really mind adding emojis to Unicode, but I think that if it should be done it has to be done in a way suitable to a standard.
      Just adding a particular symbol ends up directly in copyright hell and can't be tuned to fit with a particular font.
      Rather than a symbol every code needs a description of what that code is supposed to show so that each font creator can implement their own take on the symbol without the meaning becoming ambiguous.
      I suspect that it would require weeks of work for each emoji that should be specified.
      I also suspect that most in favor of emojis in unicode has no intention of putting in that amount of work.

    3. Re:Not the business of Unicode! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, right? Things were completely fine with colour-neutral Simpsons-yellow emojis.

      Carl and Apu aren't yellow, but whatever.

    4. Re:Not the business of Unicode! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With video clips being used as emojis, the number of possible emojis is almost infinite.

    5. Re:Not the business of Unicode! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Unicode has no business whatsoever integrating emojis. If an independent consortium of hardware and/or software makers want to agree on a standard, interoperable set of emojis to include with their hardware/software, that is fine.

      This. This sums up the whole thing.

      WTF are emojis doing in unicode in the first place? They're not typographic characters. They're not from a language. There is nothing about them that makes it a good idea to put them into unicode.

      Emojis are just an extension of smileys, which we've all been using for the last 20 years or more. We never needed them in unicode before, so what's changed?

      Sure, put them into a font if you must, if that really makes them easier for you to render, but don't waste time and effort cramming them into unicode space. We've had dingbat fonts for decades as well; what makes emojis any different from those?

      Not only that, but many of the chosen emojis are just idiotic beyond belief.

      Well yeah. But that's what you get when you let teenagers decide. (because they did; the emojis that were formally chosen are basically the ones that were in popular use at the time, ie largely by teenage text/twitter fans)

      And this thing with racial variants of emojis is ridiculous.

      Ridiculous, yes. Surprising? No.

      But it's another solid argument for why the whole thing was a bad idea in the first place.

    6. Re:Not the business of Unicode! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except you need to be able to send them between devices and have them show up consistently at either end. You do not want every message to be MMS (in some countries that might be 50p+ per message instead of free). You need to be able to encode it into the character set. The unicode character set is large enough. Someone outside of unicode could unofficially appropriate a section of the unicode character space but it'd be non-standard, pollute the unicode space (which might cause issues later if it gets assigned to something) and won't show up correctly on all receiving devices. Sadly it does belong in unicode. And the aim of unicode is to display every character and symbol used in the world. Emojis are symbols. Whether you agree with emojis or not they do belong in unicode. I agree racial variants are taking things a little too far. Simpsons-yellow was neutral and fine.

    7. Re: Not the business of Unicode! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What about a standard font? Wingdings worked for a long time.

    8. Re:Not the business of Unicode! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this thing with racial variants of emojis is ridiculous.

      I know, right? Things were completely fine with colour-neutral Simpsons-yellow emojis.

      I'm sure Chinese users had no issues with yellow-faced characters. /racism ;)

    9. Re:Not the business of Unicode! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell no, now I can show expressions in WhatsApp that I could not before: for example a white cop shooting a nigger and a lot of white smileys.

    10. Re:Not the business of Unicode! by johanw · · Score: 1

      That is already done this way: see the descriptions like the ones on http://apps.timwhitlock.info/e... ?

    11. Re:Not the business of Unicode! by johanw · · Score: 1

      MMS is dead, and the cost factor was indeed one of the an important reasons why it died (interoperability issues being another one). That's why WhatsApp, Line, WeChat, Viber, etc. are so popular in most countries.

    12. Re:Not the business of Unicode! by flopsquad · · Score: 1

      Just adding a particular symbol ends up directly in copyright hell and can't be tuned to fit with a particular font.

      Rather than a symbol every code needs a description of what that code is supposed to show so that each font creator can implement their own take on the symbol without the meaning becoming ambiguous.

      On the contrary, differing implementations across devices/platforms is, in fact, one of the major sources of ambiguity when communicating with emojis.

      Image copyright is definitely an issue. And beyond that different telecom/mobile OS companies would probably be loath to just settle on one (e.g. Apple Color Emoji) even if it were free to use (it is not). For example, rival phone mfrs may bristle at using the Apple Earbuds for the headphones emoji, or the iPhone lookalike for the smartphone emoji.

      One solution might be a handful of openly licensed emoji fonts that are included by default across phone platforms (I dunno how to make that happen, short of getting a telecom consortium to agree to it, or getting the FCC, the states of New York and California, and various EU and Asian regulators to require it).

      Make sure these are available as character keyboards, and include a font indicator/bit so the recipient's phone knows which open emoji font it should render with (with fallback on other platforms or where the font is lacking).

      That seems like a lot of work, but I think to dismiss emojis (as some in the thread do) as unimportant trivialities is a huge mistake. Billions of people are using these things. On a scale from [affects something in my favorite emacs extension] to [affects the entire human race], it's much closer to the latter. Unicode is the right place for characters that are used on that scale, though presentation issues are rather thornier than with most other types of characters.

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    13. Re: Not the business of Unicode! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dingbats in a font is a hack IMO, putting distinct meanings in different code points is far superior. But the fact that the consortium allowed ANY of them to require people to license to use the image/iconography from private companies was not for the common good and total crap. Open use of the image should have been a requirement for entry to the standard. And we should actively lobby the consortium to repeal code points that don't have free use iconography.

  32. Emojis are not true communication. by brianmorrison · · Score: 2

    Cutesy little pictographs may depict gross emotional states, but getting any kind of refined and accurate communication from such things would be an exercise in futility as they currently stand.

    1. Re:Emojis are not true communication. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ;)

    2. Re:Emojis are not true communication. by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Sharing emotional state has always been one of the hardest things to do digitally. In those situations, emoji are actually quite useful.

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  33. Re: by allo · · Score: 1

    Cave paintings are art.

  34. I want to crotch punch emojis...... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    As far as "wasting time", it seems to me, without any inside knowledge, that it should be simple enough to have an emoji committee, which does most of the emoji work separate from anyone who doesn't care to be involved in that aspect.

    There is plenty of address space, sure. But isn't the real problem time and money, of which there aren't unlimited amounts of each. In a perfect world, have two groups and let each do whatever the fuck they want to do. Anything created that people think is stupid will just get ignored and abandon, no harm no foul.

    I suspect though that someone has to pay these jerk wads to make emoji standards, and that isn't ok, at least until we have all the real languages and Klingon, Elvish, Zentraedi, and whatever other pointless nerd jibberish squared away.

    Then we can make the stupid pictographs for illiterate millennials.

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  35. Of course they like working on emoji... by Torp · · Score: 1

    ... it draws attention from, for example, this mess: http://www.unicode.org/reports...
    Did you know that you cannot compare strings in Unicode?
    Or well, I suppose there are 3 living people who understand that.

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    1. Re:Of course they like working on emoji... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      You should see if you can work in Python instead, the normalization support is quite good.

      cf http://stackoverflow.com/a/164...

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  36. If emojis are allowed in by DrXym · · Score: 1

    Then why not Unicode representations for different types of snow, sexual positions, fast food menu items, famous buildings, unfamous buildings, every species of bat, all the people who've ever lived and every word in every dictionary? They all deserve their place in Unicode for the same dubious reasons as emojis.

  37. How can we talk about this on Slashdot? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

    We're just going to see hundreds of posts like:

    U+xxxx U+xxxx U+xxxx

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  38. or not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  39. pfft by jandersen · · Score: 1

    Ah, now I realise that this is a Buttfeed article. I can't really imagine there would be any serious conflict about whether to include emojis or not; the Unicode Consortium are a bit more seriousminded than that. What I can imangine is that those who care about standardising emojis want to bring it up in the committee meetings, and the rest go "Groan... Whatever", because it isn't really something of huge importance. Whether there is a standard character for dogshit probably seems of less scientific importance to many than how to encode Sumerian cuneiform or how many places to leave for CJK characters.

  40. Blink Tags by Ktistec+Machine · · Score: 1

    Emojis are the 21st-century equivalent of the "blink" tag. They should be restricted to Geocities web sites.

  41. Rather than focus on adding more emoji... by Red_Chaos1 · · Score: 1

    ...why not focus on the fact that even on the most current OS of your preference, a lot of Unicode shows up as dominoes/glyphs instead of the proper character. Lets make Unicode actually work universally before adding frilly crap, eh?

  42. Is Unicode complete? by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    Could the problem be that that the Unicode consortium's mission is complete? Much like any organization, once your goal is complete you don't depart and say "Okay, good job everyone!" Instead, you start making up worthless features until you destroy the simplicity and elegance of what you created. (cough...Firefox...ahem...Thunderbird...)

  43. In the future... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patent #25344564334323-2 : Draw pictures on a cave wall, on a computer.

  44. In the future... by stolidobserver · · Score: 0

    Patent #5034543958934453 : Draw pictures on a cave wall, on a computer.