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CV of Failures: Princeton Professor Publishes Resume of His Career Lows (theguardian.com)
An anonymous reader shares a Guardian report: A professor at Princeton University has published a CV listing his career failures (PDF), in an attempt to "balance the record" and encourage others to keep trying in the face of disappointment. Johannes Haushofer, who is an assistant professor of psychology and public affairs at the university in New Jersey, posted his unusual CV on Twitter last week. The document contains sections titled Degree programs I did not get into , Research funding I did not get and Paper rejections from academic journals. Haushofer writes: Most of what I try fails, but these failures are often invisible, while the successes are visible. I have noticed that this sometimes gives others the impression that most things work out for me. As a result, they are more likely to attribute their own failures to themselves, rather than the fact that the world is stochastic, applications are crapshoots, and selection committees and referees have bad days. This CV of Failures is an attempt to balance the record and provide some perspective. He added another section called "Meta-Failures" to his resume, writing, "This darn CV of Failures has received way more attention than my entire body of academic work."
I like it!
It is an interesting thing that successes get more memory than failure, and hence you get an inaccurate impression of successful people just moving from one success to another. Remarking on the failures would give a somewhat more balanced view.
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"This darn CV of Failures has received way more attention than my entire body of academic work"
All my first post attempts have been failures.
prior art. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... ....his FTD file predates.
I can respect what this professor is saying. However, there are plenty of industries/careers/endeavors that have it far worse.
Take safety, for example. You can have thousands of successes, but then everything goes in smoke after an failure or two. The recent happenings with Dole and Blue Bell ice cream are good examples. Same for law enforcement. You can have a department that employs hundreds or thousands of officers who daily have positive interactions with the community and uphold the law. Then one or two officers do something stupid or malicious and all of it is called into question. There are so many ongoing examples of this that I don't think I even need to bring any up (being that nearly all are very racially charged and that isn't the point here). Military/Intelligence is the same thing as well. Foil 1000 terrorist plots and the public will never know. Let one slip through and all of a sudden ... well you get the idea.
What the professor is describing is the human tendency to focus on the parts of things that we like. Ironically, the attention generated by his "failure CV" is a result of the fact that many of us understand the failing he is describing and can identify with it because we do the same thing and perhaps somewhat wish the world was a little different, more balanced.
Or Trump University. For professional papers, try the online journal that published a submission from David Mazieres.
Maybe Carly will be inspired to balance the record too, by publishing her successes.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
I understand learning from career lows, but it sure seems like failure often isn't related to the strength of a paper or a proposal.
In my field, it seems like a lot of positions are written for individual people. They really don't have an intention of hiring the best person. That really bugs me because there's supposed to be transparency and fairness I'm the process.
I've seen it too often with proposal and journal reviews, too. I've seen what appears to be conflicts of interest with manuscript reviews. You can tell who is reviewing your paper many times because of what they ask you to cite. I'm pretty sure I've had reviewers hold up manuscripts of mine so their stuff would get published first.
It really seems like if you're not part of certain circles, you'll have a hard time in academia and research regardless of the quality of your work.
Sometimes there a lot to learn from failure. But so often, it's also political. And that's a shame.
I once worked for a corporate vice president whose qualifications were that she was a principal in two failed start-ups.
Checked out the CV. Most of the "failures" are those achievements that common researchers in typical US universities could not even think of even in their lifetime. Obviously this guy could not get everything good, right? Yet this "professor" so shamelessly lists them so that this cv could motivate others? Come on... I know poor interntional graduate students who have published more than this professor yet could not land a tenure track job in a community college. In summary, just another shameless post from the 0.01% of the academia, the ones who are powerful and corrupted. Shame on them.
It's called a "shadow CV". Haushofer is hardly the first to post one.
For example, from 2012:
https://dynamicecology.wordpre...
Yes, this is why people don't want to show any failure.
I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
I mean if you want to talk about the penultimate "failure" that would normally ruin an academic we could list that whole attempted murder thing by RJ Oppenheimer. (If you're not part of the 0.01% that would have ended your career. I guess it worked out though.)
Did you know 80 to 90% of the moderators on slashdot wouldn't recognize a troll even if one dragged them under a bridge.
He's a psychology professor. He should make a CV of his parents' failings.
You are welcome on my lawn.
Seems a clever ploy to highlight his efforts and thereby enhance his career prospects.
The good professor is ranked as an 'assistant professor', which is a non tenured position.
To make tenure, he needs to get promoted to 'associate professor', which is the first tenured career step.
There are very many more assistants than associates, the competition is brutal and getting some recognition is essential.
Good on him for finding an encouraging way to document the rejections he has endured.
In a professional environment mentioning failures is considered a bad tone, left for the performance evaluation review or equivalent meeting.
There is a more appropriate and more relevant word, called experience.
Most of us with a lot of success, we also have many many failures. We know better than anyone most of our failures, and we are extra careful when doing our work.
It sounds like you need a new job.
This means a lot less if he has tenure, right?
-Styopa
The Guardian readership is pretty much dominated by failures at life and people who want "free stuff".
So I'm not surprised a "failure CV" would be a big story for them.
When you notice that your career is poor, and that everyone else is having success while you are stagnant, sometimes it is a problem of over-inflated expectations and false perception of other people's success. There is a very, very nice discussion about the frustration of people based on their career in this post. Presenting a list of both successes and failures helps other people ignore the idealized view of your career, and avoid frustration.
Thank you!
> The document contains sections titled Degree programs I did not get into , Research funding I did not get and Paper rejections from academic journals.
What would've happened if he was womyn ?
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Not to worry, he is in excellent company:
JK Rowling's commencement address was entitled 'The Benefits of Failure'...:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHGqp8lz36c
"If there is something Tetris taught me, it is that failures pile up when successes disappear"...
Could someone remember me where I saw this first?
Herve S.
If it's a failure of just ideas and experiments, then lessons learned and this is actually a great idea for a CV/resume.
If it's a failure of laziness or lack of respect of the topic, then this is a terrible idea.