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Ingestible Medical Robots Could Remove Batteries From Stomachs (washingtonpost.com)
"A child swallows a battery every 3 hours," reports a new article in the Washington Post. But now, gurps_npc writes: MIT has developed a small ingestible robot to remove watch batteries that kids swallow. It starts out folded up tight and surrounded by an ice sheath. You swallow it, the ice melts, and it unfolds. Then a doctor uses magnets to direct it to the battery, it wraps itself around the battery, preventing it from leaking acid until you pass it — perhaps a bit faster with the doctor using the magnets to guide it down through your system.
Interestingly, the MIT researchers built their proof-of-concept robot using a durable pork casing -- "the same stuff you might find surrounding a hot dog or kielbasa."
Interestingly, the MIT researchers built their proof-of-concept robot using a durable pork casing -- "the same stuff you might find surrounding a hot dog or kielbasa."
You know how this ends. The little robot swallows the battery but gets a bit lost. Then another robot-seeking-swallowing-robot is prescribed. Then...
On y va, qui mal y pense!
Problem solved.
This kid's parents seriously need to get a nanny.
This is just nature telling us where it's going with our bodies, ie. our future is electronic.
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"the MIT researchers built their proof-of-concept robot using a durable pork casing" That was smart of them to make it out of an inedible material.
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The problem is that if a parent brings their child to the hospital because she or he ate a battery, they will brought up on charges for child endangerment because they forced / allowed their children to eat batteries. Their children will be abducted by Child Protective Services, and sent away to the Epstein home for troubled children and sold into the sex slavery business. Their parents will go to jail for 5 years at the expense of 25K per year. Now if there were readily available home DIY surgery and battery removal kits we could avoid this whole problem.
For those that are saying that parents should just keep batteries out of homes, that would not work. CPS can barge into your home at any time. If they do not see batteries, they will say your family lacks essential electricity, and steal your kids.
The only solution: Stop having kids.
The video shows the robot entering the stomach and grabbing the battery.... Well, THEN WHAT? There are two ways to leave, up or down.
Steering little pouches around with external magnets while irradiating some poor kid with X-rays (so you can steer the 'robot') sounds time consuming. How does this compare (both in time and cost) with using a GI endoscope? Or just shoving a funnel and some syrup of ipecac down the kid's throat and having him vomit the battery back up?
This sounds like an interesting but very special purpose procedure and equipment. Better care might be had using commonly available tools.
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I'll bet that the same kid that had no problems eating the battery unprompted in the first place, will throw a tantrum when they try to make him swallow that robot-filled ice pill.
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Libertarianism in the rest of the world is very different, generally dismantling the state only so far as to increase individual liberty, but retaining its role as a protector of the liberty of the poor and the weak. This is easy to understand: liberty belongs to everyone, not only the rich and healthy, and that means retaining social care. The general libertarian meme outside of the US is strongly pro-civilization, and not survival of the fittest.
...will develop an ingestible robot to remove the ingestible robot that MIT developed to remove batteries that kid swallow.
...I'd say we're long past the point where we need to start STOP saving the babies that eat batteries. Maybe even make them MORE toxic?
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You'd be surprised how easily one of those gets away from you.
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That's the thing around your hot dog if your hot dog is of any quality at all. Those unskinned pink things in the US destroy the good names of sausage makers everywhere. Trash.
Keys, change, buttons, now batteries, all gone. Everywhere I look there are children's stomachs. It's an icky squishy mess. Sharpies cannot write on them. The CardKey still works though, it opens the door at work even from inside. I keep mine in a Zip-Lock bag.
If the magnets can drag the robot about after it has wrapped itself around the battery, can they not just use the magnets to pull the battery about in the first place ? All the little button batteries in my box of bits are magnetic.
"A child swallows a battery every 3 hours"
I thought it said "Ingestible Musical Robots"
Somebody should talk to that child's parents.
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Can we please stop calling everything "robots"? For something to be a robot it has to be capable of some completely autonomous action. If the only action it can do by itself is "unfold once the ice melts" and then it has to be driven by outside magnets, it's not a robot, it's a remote controlled origami in ice at best.
...and THIS is your brain on drugs. Any questions?