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Google Patents Self-Driving Car That Glues Pedestrians To The Hood In A Crash (cnn.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from CNN: Google just got a patent for a special kind of coating on self-driving cars that could help prevent pedestrian injuries. The company wants to coat autonomous vehicles with a sticky substance so that if they hit a pedestrian, the person would be glued to the car instead of flying off. "[The pedestrian] is not thrown from the vehicle, thereby preventing a secondary impact between the pedestrian and the road surface or other object," says the patent, granted on Tuesday. Google explains that an "adhesive layer" would be placed on the hood, front bumper and front side panels of a car. A thin coating would protect it until an impact occurred. Google is paying Arizona residents $20 per hour to test its self-driving vehicles.

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  1. KATAMARI DAMACY 2017 MODEL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    with all the options

    1. Re:KATAMARI DAMACY 2017 MODEL by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Funny

      1. Go to Goodwill and buy some really cheap used clothes.
      2. Look for a SDC going in your direction.
      3. Jump onto the side of the car.
      4. When you get to your destination, squirm out of the clothes, and leave them stuck to the vehicle.

      Uber will also have an optional discount for riding on the hood of the car.

  2. Great! by Narcocide · · Score: 5, Funny

    Auto safety features inspired by Carmageddon. That's just what we needed.

  3. Steam achievement? by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if you get a steam achievement for collecting multiple pedestrians?

  4. I take it all back by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Self-driving cars are going to be fun after all.

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    You are welcome on my lawn.
  5. See... by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...this is what you get when you legalize recreational marijuana.

  6. adds a new meaning by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    to the term "bumper sticker".

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  7. Re:Or they could be pinned by beh · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're forgetting another important point - with one person stuck to the car, google might recoup some of the research funding by exposing their captive audience (i.e. poor schmuck on the fender) to "relevant ads" (lawyers, health professionals)...